Alex Jones: Did Hollywood’s Mafia Kill Carrie Fisher?

He’s just asking! Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch:

Radio conspiracy theorist Alex Jones reacted to the death of Carrie Fisher today by wondering if the late actress was actually murdered by people trying to make money off of her recently released book. Jones, who said that he was only speculating, compared Fisher’s passing to the death of Joan Rivers, whom Jones believes was murdered by the Obama administration for revealing that First Lady Michelle Obama “is a tranny.” A notorious conspiracy theorist, Jones this year found an ally in Donald Trump, who thanked him for helping him get elected and appeared on his show to praise Jones’ “amazing” reputation.

  • pj

    shed love this

    • Lars Littlefield

      Yes, she would. In a big way.

    • Joe in PA

      I can just hear her telling the story. Damn, I miss her already!

  • Lars Littlefield

    He’s been talking with Randy Quaid and Chachi.

  • Eric Lewis

    Her brilliant voice & talent is gone & this idiot remains. #WTF

  • bkmn
    • Oikos

      That is one nasty looking shitstain.

      • Joe in PA

        Are there non-nasty looking shitstains? Just asking. 🙂

        • clay

          I’m sure that someone’s managed to preserve one that is the spitting image of the Virgin Mary.

        • Oikos

          No but this one is particularly egregious with a mouth and orange hair

    • Mark Neé Fuzz

      Somebody captured the birth of Donald Trump.

      • RoFaWh

        What a waste of good manure! Sad!

      • Guest

        The “made in China” is a nice touch.

    • kaydenpat

      About to eat, dang it!!

      • Joe in PA

        I know, I’m feeling a little nauseous. ;(

    • Uncle Mark

      You can’t have Trump without a rump

    • EdmondWherever

      WHY do I read this blog at lunchtime? WHYYYY?

  • karmanot

    Will the Hollywood Mafia kill Alex Jones….Expiring minds want to know!

  • JCF
  • Skip Intro

    What a dick.

  • Lazycrockett

    If I may speak as every Star Wars fan out there, FUCK YOU!

    • Jay George

      …as if a million voices cried out, “Shut the fuck up Alex Jones!”

  • Oikos
    • Lazycrockett

      He’s cute what gawd awful reality show is he from?

      • Oikos

        Don’t know. I don’t watch any reality shows.

      • beariac

        ‘Vanderpump Rules’. GIYF

        • M Jackson

          WTF is that? I must thank my thankless cable company for not including that in my package.

          • beariac

            I really couldn’t say; never seen it and never will.

  • bambinoitaliano

    This loud mouth contribution to climate change does more damaged than a farm full of cows farting.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Remember folks. Starting at the end of January this will be the Real News not the Fake News.

    We are so fucking fucked.

    • M Jackson

      But, we are not going anywhere. Suck it, trump!

  • DumbHairyApe

    We need to really send a Rebel Alliance South Korean ED 209 modified Giant Robot wearing a Hulk cosplay suit over to Alex Jones.

    • Oikos

      yes, yes we do.

      • DumbHairyApe

        He could go all Pacific Rim on Alex’s ass.

        • Oikos
          • Philly Mike

            Oh my, what are those young men doing? Gymnastics?

          • clay

            Some of them appear to be playing leap-frog.

          • Joe in PA

            Dang that’s a lot of leaping: 4 hours! Whew.

          • William

            A couple of those lads missed.

          • PickyPecker

            Klingon tai chi, I’m told.

          • Philly Mike

            I never heard of that I must look into a school near me.

          • Silver Badger

            Wrestling.

          • Philly Mike

            How silly of me, Greco-Roman wrestling hense the lack of clothing, I can be so dim sometimes.

          • M Jackson

            Greek wrestlers, without my glasses on.

          • jmax

            Boy, do I miss the VHS covers from porn movies.

          • coram nobis

            An in-depth exposé, but the evidence says that the butler did it. The lower left picture does bring a new meaning to copulation, however.

    • M Jackson

      I have an extra one of those. You can have it.

  • Rick

    OMG shut your chew-hole.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    I’m sure there’s a long-ass thread about it, but I just heard the original news myself.

    ObCarrieon30Rock: “Little Chechnya”.

    🙁

  • Rick

    Do you want killer robots? Because this is how we get killer robots…

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    SHut the fuck up you fake news givin freakin fuck !!!

  • Jacob

    Alex is getting disturbingly close to black face.

  • vorpal

    Just think what could be possible if he harnessed his wild imagination for powers of good instead of powers of stupid.

    (Sorry I have been absent… flu from hell. Hubby is almost as sick as I am of me going around the house moaning how sick I am.)

    • Oikos

      Feel better. Lots of flu going around.

      • vorpal

        Everyone here is sick! Today I just heard through the diplomatic compound gossip grapevine that six more people came down with it, which means we’re up to around 20 or so.

        Thanks for the well-wishes, oikos! I hope you are doing well, too.

        • RoFaWh

          No flu shots available?

          • vorpal

            I don’t think they’re as common here.

            I don’t get them because of my Crohn’s… last time I had a bunch of vaccines before a trip, it kicked my Crohn’s into a massive four year flareup. As a result, I only get essential vaccines since they can have effects on autoimmune disorders.

    • DumbHairyApe

      Aww, glad you’re feeling a bit better…get well soon our little black kitty friend and his hubby!

      • vorpal

        Thanks, DumbHairyApe! I’ll save my hugs for you for when I’m not riddled with disease!

    • Jay George
    • PickyPecker

      Feel better soon, kitty!!!
      https://i.imgflip.com/10jqk1.jpg

      • vorpal

        You too, as always, PP!
        I would come give you an onslaught of hugs but I think I’ll spare you my virus spreading and see if I can’t reroute it to Alex Jones instead.

    • Joe in PA

      Welcome back! Pisser of a time to be sick though. 🙁

      • clay

        Yeah, I like getting sick on my vacation so I don’t have to lose work days. (viral pneumonia started as soon as I pulled away from the office)

        • Joe in PA

          the up vote was more of a ‘awwwhhh’ than a ‘yay’. ;(

        • Oh’behr

          I hope you feel better ASAP, Clay.

      • vorpal

        Thanks :-).

        It’s been less than ideal since I have a deadline on Thursday. I was able to work from home yesterday but today I was just too sick and slept for the vast majority of the day.

        • Oh’behr

          I hope you feel better ASAP, Vorpal. Plus, aren’t you in the southern hemisphere? It must suck to be sick during the summer. (No need to answer what is probably a rhetorical question). Again, feel better wishes for you and your husband.

    • William

      Tea made from star anise makes it go away faster and helps with the symptoms.

    • zhera

      Sorry to hear that. At least you dressed up for us!

      Feel better soon!

    • M Jackson

      I had a bad case of the shits on Christmas Day. I don’t know why people tell me that I share too much.
      Hope you get better V and rejoin the good fight.

      • William

        My sister and her husband flew in last Tuesday and both were spewing at both ends by Wednesday morning.

        • KCMC

          never a Norman Rockwell family holiday til that shit starts.

        • Bad Tom

          From the visit? From the flight? Or brought as a gift?

          • William

            She is notorious for getting sick after being on an airplane. I tell her to use hand sanitizer and shove antibiotic ointment up her nose. I swear she goes around licking tray tables or something.

          • M Jackson

            Yes, it’s probably/definitely the tray tables.

          • Librarykid

            well, after people use them to hold the dirty diaper of the kid they are changing in the seat next to them, I would guess so.

        • M Jackson

          Spewing? I’m picturing James Dean covered in crude oil in “Giant”, and I wish that I wasn’t.
          Do you have a yellow crime tape X covering the doorway to your bathroom?

        • Robincho

          Welcome to the Season of Sharing™…

    • Cuberly

      Don’t you mean “mewling” how sick you are?

      • Bad Tom

        Autotranslate glitch.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Feel better honey, I will send a bottle over for you.

      • M Jackson

        But that’s one less bottle for you! No need for that degree of sacrifice.

    • grada3784

      Blackberry brandy works well.

  • Paula

    Maybe Alex can go hunting with Dick Cheney.

    • Oikos

      At Scalia’s favorite resort.

      • Paula

        Everything is bigger in Texas.

        • William

          Including the murderous hotel pillows.

          • Bad Tom

            Perhaps Alex can stay in Antonin’s special room.

          • Robincho

            It’s the room that has a brass plaque on the door. You don’t have to squint to see the plaque’s words: Mors Iustitiæ…

  • we’re still here

    Jones has still to explain how Trump won an election that he said, over and over again, was rigged against him.

    • sword

      Trump used the Dark Side of the Force to win.

  • Mickey Bitsko

    Take a tip from Carrie Fisher, Jonesy: “I’m very sane about how crazy I am.”

  • Tiger Quinn

    Alex, if we had people killed, we wouldn’t start with Carrie Fisher. We wouldn’t even start with YOU, though we’d likely get around to it by Labor Day.

  • SunsetGay

    Dear 2016,

    You took Carrie Fisher, George Michael, Prince, David Bowie, Florence Henderson, John Glenn, Alan Rickman, Gene Wilder….

    Yet you left us with Bill Cosby, Woody Allen, and Alex Jones.

    Go fuck yourself,
    The Human Race

    • kaydenpat

      Dick Cheney is still alive. Don’t forget that.

      • OdieDenCO

        debatable

      • SunsetGay

        That’s because he’s not human. He had five heart attacks, multiple catheterizations, multiple angioplasties, a defibrillator, a pump on his heart (lived without a pulse), and that was BEFORE they replaced it.

        Face it…. he literally is Darth Vader.

        • Old Fart in VA

          Usually I bristle at the misuse of the word “literally,” but this time – um, no, I think you got it right. 😉

        • William

          Cheney is a Darth VaderBorg hybrid.

          • Oh’behr

            Gosh, if Trump nukes the world, might it be cockroaches and Dick Cheney are still alive?

          • Bad Tom

            The cockroaches will gravitate to, and worship their anointed Dark Lord.

          • William

            Someone has to rule over the cockroaches.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      … and especially foisted Donald Trump on the world. You can’t be forgiven for that, 2016.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      And Pat Robertson.

    • NZArtist

      We just lost Richard Adams – author of Watership Down – as well.

      • M Jackson

        If anyone hasn’t read that book, DO IT. In the 8th grade I read the novel and and named my two gerbils Hazel and Fiver. What a glorious imagination he had.

        • marshlc

          And that wonderful book wasn’t even his best book! the man played with language like a kitten with a ball of yarn.

          • M Jackson

            What would you say was his best?

          • marshlc

            Probably the Plague Dogs, though Shardik is so great, too. Really, these three are a wonderful legacy – he used his time on earth well.

          • M Jackson

            Thanks
            I should check out Plague Dogs.
            I didn’t know until I read his obit today that Watership Down was one of the biggest selling books of true decade.

        • NZArtist

          I read that book more than a dozen times. I still have my (very old and battered) original copy.

      • Kruhn

        And Kenny Baker who played R2-D2.

    • zhera

      Dear Alex Jones,

      2016 called, they have a delivery for you. The label says ‘cardiac arrest’ but that’s probably a false flag.

    • Bared Bear

      Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 68, Found Alive

    • Oh’behr

      I read on HuffPost (I’m too cheap to buy the local paper).

      In today’s postings …

      … Vera Rubin, Astronomer Who Discovered The First Direct Evidence Of Dark Matter, Dead At 88

      She used galaxies’ rotations to discover the first direct evidence of dark matter in the 1970s while working at the Carnegie Institution in Washington.

      —–

      I admit I do not know whom she is, sorry:

      … Actress Tricia McCauley Found Dead In Her Car After Disappearance

      The suspect was allegedly driving around with McCauley’s body.

  • kaydenpat

    Jones needs to be put on mute. Permanently.

  • OdieDenCO

    Why, you half witted stuck up, scruffy looking nerfherder!

    • Bluto

      Which of course is Alderaanean for “Eat shit, fuckhead.”

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Alex Jones….what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

    • clay

      and even though he’s a radio host, doesn’t know shit about book promotions.

    • Joe in PA

      Don’t hold back Anas…let us know how you really feel. 😉

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      And then some!!

    • PickyPecker
      • Joe in PA

        Perfect!

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        You forgot the “s” honey…holiday spirits.

    • William

      I bet he goes to funerals just to laugh.

      • Oh’behr

        Not the (MTM) Chuckles the Clown kind of funeral either.

    • boatboy_srq

      That’s a lot of words, when “Republican” would do.

      Luv ya, AB!

      • Clive Johnson

        lol

    • ColdCountry

      What’s wrong with kissing your dog??

      ETA: And you forgot ‘two-bit’.

    • ceeenbee

      Why mince words, Anastasia? Tell us what you really think.

      • Oh’behr
        • The Return of Traxley

          Funny you bring them up. I’ve known a few Ojibwa residents in the Upper Peninsula town my parents lived in who insist they exist just outside areas of human habitation in the north. According to them, Wendigo are most active in the winter and tend to hibernate in the warmer months. They can mimic human cries for help to draw people deep into the woods. They move high above in the tree tops. They are always hungry and do nothing but hunt their next prey, whether a deer or a lone snowmobile driver.

          And since these folks are intelligent, sane, and very much connected to the land and their culture, I believe them.

        • M Jackson

          “In one variation of the story, the creature could only be seen if it faced the witness head-on, because it was so thin that it could not be seen from the side.”
          No way you could mistake this fat fuck for the Wendigo.

    • Oh’behr

      Just monkey shit. I think several hundred species of shit from lots of zoos.

    • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

      I feel that Mr Jones is a cock-mongling ass-taxi

    • Octoberfurst

      And those are his GOOD qualities! You don’t wanna know the bad stuff.

    • Robincho

      Anastasia, we’ve discussed this before. You’ve GOT to seek help for your habit of internalizing everything…

    • karmanot

      That’s Right! pppfffttt

  • Uncle Mark

    Geez…I’ve already had enough fruitcake this Xmas !!

    • coram nobis

      This fruitcake has extra nuts.

      • Furface

        Having survived meeting this carbuncle of roiling virulent paranoia, I can assure you while he is nuts; I sincerely doubt he actually possesses any such.

        • coram nobis

          By “nuts” I meant the squirrel food he carries around in his cranium, of course.

        • Bad Tom

          I’d be interested in your tail of surviving a close Alex Jones encounter.

          • Furface

            I was down at the Austin Public Access studios in 2000 to see a broadcast of The Atheist Experience show and walked past a tirade in which he was participating. For reasons known only to the voices in his head, he pointed me out as a producer for one of ‘other shows’ out to get him off the air. Really collateral damage sort of thing, I was just a civilian; like being the target of a rabid street preacher, just cause I was there.

            I laughed, gave him a Rockefeller salute, and continued to the appropriate studio; ‘See!! See, they are after me!’ echoed after me. His entire demeanor and affect gave a WTF!, there’s something wrong, very wrong, with him vibe. A public access staffer said “You met Alex Jones.” as he walked past chuckling.

            Since then I’ve looked over his spew at Info Wars and Prison Planet. Jones can look at a picture of a basket of kittens and quickly weave a conspiracy theory linked directly to the Illuminati and microchiping the population for mind control. This is one unhinged paranoid dude. He has no relationship with reality.

          • Bad Tom

            Thanks very much!

  • TampaDink

    So many talented voices have been silenced this year….yet this piece of shit (apologies to actual pieces of shit) just won’t go the fuck away.

  • sword

    Come On!!!! Everyone knows that the “Dark Side of the Force” killed her. Mark Hamill had better watch out

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    Yeah well it’s a 9 year in numerology; a year of endings, loss and upheaval. Makes more sense than “the lizard illuminati killed a bunch of celebrities because so and so didn’t wear a frilly pink tutu that one day” or whatever is the latest conspiracy. *sigh*

  • Michael Abbett

    More projection from the insane right.

  • thom

    can we PLEASE get Ruth Bader Ginsburg surrounded with 24/7 secret service protection and a full medical team standing at the ready. at least for the rest of 2016

    • Silver Badger

      Her, Betty White and Queen Elizabeth.

      • thom

        I know it sounds crazy, but i think we celebrated scalias demise too early. He was an absolute shit on most everything but he did push back against authoritarianism. He would have been more likely to slow down Trumps administration than whatever yahoo will replace his seat

        • DaddyRay

          It also provided extra motivation to the RWNJ to vote

          • thom

            hell, I would have had more faith in Scalia slapping down an unconstitutional power grab from trump than I would in CJ Roberts or Alito or Thomas

        • Natty Enquirer

          Enemy of your enemy, eh?

          • thom

            yeah, something like that.
            I thought you couldn’t get worse than scalia. but then trump happened. his “short list” of possible picks are terrifying. just as homophobic, misogynistic and xenophobic as scalia but without the backbone to stand up to trump.
            scalia would have reveled in constraining the power of the executive.

  • Natty Enquirer

    I would call Jones a bottom feeder, but that’s not really fair to the bottom-feeders of the world.

    • Uncle Mark

      I didn’t know Alex was into rimming !!

  • mikeinrkfd

    Can I put this on FaceBook?

    • Joe in PA

      I see what you did there. 🙂

  • coram nobis

    You’d think that a conspiracy theorist this irritating would attract a conspiracy of his own.

    COL. MUSTARD: So, who’s the likeliest suspect? Miss Lemon, Mrs. Violet, Lord or Lady Bellamy, Mr. Carson, Mrs. Crawley, young Pip or Sir Elton?
    POIROT: All of them, as well as you, sir, and the domestic staff. They each had an ample motive.
    COL. MUSTARD: What about the murder weapon? Was it the revolver, the candlestick, the lead pipe, the 9-inch dildo, the fire tongs, the scissors, or the steak knife?
    JANE MARPLE: According to the forensics report, all of them.
    POIROT: This man Jones was very unpopular. The leetle grey cells have too many clues.

  • William

    2016, if you are scouting some final prospects for your spree, might I suggest….

  • OhNo,Sweetie

    maybe they will kill him, right? Put arsenic on his buttplug or something

  • boatboy_srq

    Because of course a mere heart attack on an airliner is so… pedestrian.

  • Bared Bear

    So much shit comes out of this guy that I wonder how he knows when to flush and when to wipe.

    • Bad Tom

      It’s simple: he omits both steps.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I realize what I’m about to say will violate Joe’s admonition against certain language, but I’ve had enough…Hey, crazed Nazi fucks, how’s about you 2nd amendment this asshole.

    P.S. Joe, I’ll understand if you delete this, but I am truly not having it today with people like Jones.

    • William

      Even Canadians snap sometimes.

      • Cuberly

        Yep, must have been a bad snap. Forgot to say “sooorry” after it.

  • beariac
  • TimCA

    Trump hasn’t nominated Jones to a cabinet position yet? I’m shocked.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna
  • Matthew Delemos

    Oh look, it’s the P.O.S doing his S.

    • Matthew Delemos

      S.O.P. Dang autocorrect!

  • gaymex1

    Can you really believe that we will have a president who listens to people like this. My dog would show this guy the door.
    Obama…you will be missed.

  • Cuberly

    Some people are calling this awful. Again, I think Fisher would have no problem with it.

    https://twitter.com/Cinnabon/status/813861882649923585

  • Bryan

    Did Alex Jones cause her infarction? I’m just asking questions you sick piece of crap. Bastardizing a quote from Babylon 5 but you know what I’d like to see? Your bloody head, up on a spike out in front of the Republican stronghold. I’d like your final thoughts to be of horror and regret, so that maybe you’ll learn that some deals come with too fucking high a price! Out of respect I won’t finish the quote

  • I’m 100% serious when I say this. There is medication for your condition, Alex, because your suspicous reflex is maladaptive behavior and it’s completely treatable.

  • Barry William Teske

    Because distancing ones self from sanity is the best way to get a case thrown out of court.

  • Superman

    Alex Jones is an idiot.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Yes… and the idiots have been elected to power.

  • ben-andy

    No, Alex. It was probably a Deep Vein Thrombosis that broke up and went to her heart.

  • Halou

    Isn’t there a law against JAQing off in public like that?

  • Because of her long, harrowing journey with mental illness and her incredible bravery with being outspoken about it, makes me think Carrie Fisher be more concerned with Alex Jones getting some help.

  • jimbo65

    Oh fuck off Alex Jones. Bastards like you should be six feet under while people who actually contribute to society should be living long happy lives. Fuck I hate this asshole

  • Bad Tom

    Alex, Alex, Alex. What you’re REALLY afraid of is when your time comes, no one will mourn you in any way similar to the world’s reaction to the death of Carrie Fisher.

    The planet is just not that into you.

  • Ninja0980

    Please 2016, do something right for once and take someone like this POS out of it.

  • MichaelJ
    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Thank you, Carrie. I fully agree.

    • M Jackson

      Straight from the horse’s mouth, or hoof. Could she not have lived just long enough to bitch-slap him, once and for all?

  • TheManicMechanic

    I hope I can cheer this asshole’s downfall soon.

  • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

    I’m going to leave this here. It was posted on Dr Amy Tuteur’s blog. It’s about the “Triumph of Stupidity” aka the rise of the 3rd Reich.

    http://russell-j.com/0583TS.HTM

  • The Return of Traxley

    Anybody want to join me in starting a GoFundMe for his surprise lobotomy?

    • Maggie 4NoH8

      I think it is too late… but if not, count me in!

  • Octoberfurst

    Is there ANY death that is not due to a conspiracy in Jone’s mind?

  • Hollywood would NEVER risk the ninth Stars Wars film like that. Aside from mourning a beloved colleague, I don’t doubt that quietly there is some freaking out about how to rewrite the final SW movie. (She had already finished all her scenes for Episode 8).

  • fuzzybits
  • Robincho

    The so-called Hollywood Mafia would never kill Princess Leia. But Princess Leia would kill Alex Jones in one-eighth of a light-saber second…

  • TimJ

    Weird, the Obama’s would kill Carrie Fisher and Joan Rivers but not Alex Jones? I guess Alex just isn’t very important.

  • AJ Drew

    Did Alex Jones kill George Michael because someone somewhere told Alex that GM’s lyrics revealed too much about Alex? Hey, just asking, just putting it out there… why not. Oopsie, right, yes, yes, I almost forgot… send money!

  • Earl

    This guy is an example of why the mental hospitals shouldn’t have been closed down. 🙁

  • SilasMarner

    Why is this man not wearing a straight jacket in a padded room? Just, you know, speculating .

  • TexasBoy
  • Mike Knife

    The psych meds they gave her killed her just like the ones they gave Michael and Kanye, and on and on.