Alex Jones: Kanye West Only Met With Donald Trump To Escape The Evil Clutches Of The Illuminati [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch:

Alex Jones knows the real reason why Kanye West stopped by Trump Tower for a meeting with the president-elect: to get out of the clutches of the Illuminati. According to Jones, West “knows about the Illuminati” and “went to some of the spirit cooking events that were public” and, as a result, wants to distance himself from the Kardashian family. Jones repeated his claim that West was hospitalized last month because his managers were enraged by his statement that had he voted, he would have voted for Donald Trump.

  • KCMC

    curious if, “spirit cooking events,” are like church pot luck. Are the hot dishes different there?

    • Treant

      Yes, you pretend to be cooking ectoplasm and then pretend to eat. Basically, it’s one huge shared delusion.

      Also, ectoplasm is way more stringy than your imagination might think… 🙂

      • Ernest Endevor

        That’s why it should be simmered slowly.

  • Treant

    From listening to him, West doesn’t know much about anything.

    Alex, on the other hand…could somebody please slip his lithium into the vodka he’s clearly chugging while trying to be coherent on-air? Kthxbai.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    OT: I’m tired of the media telling me to feel sorry for assholes like this because you know they got it from their parents.

    • gaymex1

      This is a little cheer I heard at a Charleston, SC. high school a few years ago. A white high school team playing against a largely black team…

      “Fried chicken, watermelon, cadillac car.
      We’re not as dumb as you think we be.”

      It was my first and last attendence at a high school football game.

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        Wow, that’s awful. I hope the black team completely beat that team.

        • gaymex1

          I left when I heard the cheer, so I don’t know who won, but I do know who the losers were/are.
          There are many, many wonderful and kind people living in the South, but the uneducated haters manage to give the place its terrible reputation…the number of religion based haters is overwhelming.
          I once had a wonderful high school French teacher who told me to leave Tennessee and to not get trapped there. She also said that if I couldn’t get out on my own, she would at least drive me to the Tennessee state line and if necessary put me on a bus to California or New York.

    • Treant

      My sympathy levels are practically nil right now, particularly for those who are total douchebags to others. Drop them in the basket of deplorables and forget about them.

      Maybe they’ll learn better, maybe they won’t, but right now my efforts are going to preserve as much as possible and I don’t have time for dipshits.

    • The_Wretched

      the font’s letter “I” makes the article unreadable.

  • mrCurmudgeon

    I’d give anything to be this crazy for the next four years. Certainly would make it easier.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Very soon this level of insanity will be deemed the truth and a cure for “Fake News.”

    • safari

      It already is. The number of fake news articles shared on Facebook increased over the course of the election. Why? Because people shared them more, so there was more money for their production. When confronted, people who shared the fake news shrugged and said “might as well be true”.

      • Acronym Jim

        Or worse: “who cares? I made a shitload of money.”

        • safari

          I can’t blame them too much. If you’re a Macedonian teen (many were) making money off of American stupidity, you’re practically a true American already.

  • Silver Badger

    The Illuminati can have him. They can have Alex Jones too.

  • Cousin Bleh
  • PickyPecker
    • Bj Lincoln

      My favorite song to drum to.

  • safari

    We really need to stop rewarding nutters. I suggest shaming those that believe them.

  • Martin

    I’m now rooting for the comet/asteroid.

    • safari

      Except the followers of fake news will blame angering god for electing Obama and allowing gay marriage and abortion. It’ll be a dark dystopia.

      • David F.

        But we’ll all be dead, so fuck them.

  • Ross

    In the new movie ARRIVAL there is a character obviously modeled after Alex.

    The movie “Alex” is as bat-shity crazy as the real Alex.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      And just like his listeners, movie “listeners” are just as stupid and impulsive.

      • Ross

        Yes, it is sad what they do in the movie, and all based on lies.

  • ByronK

    If anyone should be forcibly imprisoned in a mental institution, it’s you Mr. Jones.

    And I’m so glad to see the political conversation in American has taken a turn toward sanity while I’ve been away! Snort.

    O/T: Recovering from my surgery on Monday. I had a chunk of my top rib removed to address a case of thoracic outlet syndrome and to prevent blood clots. Recovering at home with pain killer feeling like a mule kicked me in the chest and shoulder but the operation went perfectly and glad to have it over and done with. And as much as I did miss all of you, the break from the insanity was most welcome.

    • Treant

      Well, that sounds fun. Do ribs regenerate, or do you live without that bit?

      We’re glad you made it through well, though!

      • BobSF_94117

        From what I hear, they make spouses out of them…

        • Treant

          Only female spouses, though. You need the output of another bone to make a man.

          • BobSF_94117

            Not surgically, I hope! That would be counterproductive.

      • ByronK

        No, that bit is gone for good to make room for the main vein out of my arm.

    • gaymex1

      “Thoracic outlet syndrome”. I had to look that up. Sounds really painful. No doubt it would interfere with any chance of a good night’s sleep. I hope you heal quickly and that the mule quits kicking.

    • Damn! Get better soon!!

    • Bj Lincoln

      I have a pretty good idea how you feel. Just relax and heal. I had a vain stripped from my calf to my groin from my right leg for a 6 way bypass. They also took vains from my chest wall. Glad it all went well.

    • Jay George
    • thatotherjean

      Best wishes for a complete, uncomplicated recovery. Rest up and heal.

    • BudClark

      Be well, take your time, pay attention to your doctors, smoke weed if you’re still in pain with opiates.

  • mikeinrkfd

    Is Info Wars a comedy show?

    • The_Wretched

      It’s laughable but doesn’t make me smile.

  • Piercedchrlz
    • Octoberfurst

      Sadly it is. I have listened to Alex Jones a couple times and I find him to be jaw dropping stupid. I keep hoping that all of his millions of listeners are just tuning in for fun just to to hear a crazy man talk. But somehow I doubt that is true. He’s obviously a lunatic but the fact that people take him seriously is very disturbing.

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  • BudClark

    In any CIVILIZED society, Alex Jones, Kayne West, AND The Large Orange Strumpet would be heavily medicated, and incarcerated in an appropriate mental health facility with heavily padded walls. We can thank Ronnie Raygun and Nancy’s astrologer for that being no longer possible (in most places in the U.S.).

    • Bj Lincoln


    • DesertSun59

      You, sir, win the Intertubes for the Best Comment of the Day.

    • Paul David

      The fact that Jones has such a large following and profile is proof that the Enlightenment is very much dead.

      • Bj Lincoln

        That and how bad our educational system is.

        • Paul David

          Well yeah, but it’s always been shit.

          I mean, I live in Seattle–one of the most economically productive cities in America–and the education here is spotty at best. There are good schools, and there are just awful, pos schools in this city where you basically get a third rate education if lucky. And that’s Seattle Public Schools! I can’t imagine what it’s like in Appalachia.

  • Michael R
    • Acronym Jim

      The resemblance to Alex Jones is uncanny.

  • Sam_Handwich

    well now it all makes sense!

    • Silver Badger

      Loosen you hat a bit. It is evidently on too tight.

  • TexasBoy

    The cray cray is gaining even more strength in this one.

  • ceeenbee

    And yet, herr drumpf made a point of calling this asshole and thanking him for his support. Holy mother of mythological sky-faerie, help us all.

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • BobSF_94117

      Not a giant. There’s no reason to wipe out everything, just human civilization.

  • Oikos

    OT: disqus seems to be a bit touchy today…………again.

  • Michael McReavy
    • Gates is no Steve Jobs.

  • Treant

    And in Corpus Christi the water is not safe to drink and tap water usage warnings have been issued. An “industrial accident,” of course.

    It’s nice that Alex covers the important, topical news of the day that people need to know.

  • Michael R

    Donald wants answers !!! Not to any real questions though .

    • BobSF_94117

      It’s a damn good question. The answer is, at least partially, the GOP leadership (misnomer). But it’s still a good question.

  • I realize that Alex Jones has a certain…entertainment level, but he is so far out there in right field that he cannot even see home plate.
    Can we have more of something here at JMG, and just ignore this muck-stirrer?

  • we’re still here
  • That_Looks_Delicious

    The wheel is still turning but the hamster is dead.

  • The_Wretched

    Jones could do with some therapy and a mandatory retirement from broadcast.

  • Uncle Mark

    I know someone who’s getting a NEW tin foil hat for Christmas. Alex has clearly worn out the old one

  • Paula

    Oh, maybe the Donald will place him in witness relocation and we will never hear from Kim and Kanye again……Naw, those egos are way too big to be contained like that.

    • JWC

      Paula with the Khardashian tribe andy press is still press

  • If it weren’t for the internet, this guy would be one of those crazies you see on street corners yelling at buildings.

    Alex, for the love of Odin, take your anti-psychotic meds!

    • Alex Polkovsky

      The prime minister of Stupidstan is making a mint on making the crazies buy his survival crap waiting for the world to end.

    • DonnaLee

      More like clouds, cause he’d be kicked off of streets and be out in the suburbs in a tin foil hat.

  • And Kayna was taken into a mental hospital? Where’s the strait jacket for this insane twit?

  • Mike Knife

    Doctors are giving Kanye drugs that are killing him or making him go crazy. Similar to the ones the doctor gave Michael Jackson. The are worth more dead than alive. Because they are out spoken evil and sick people want to kill them to get more money out of them before they speak the truth.

  • NeverEclipsed

    Well he needs to meet with the executives of E!

  • Acronym Jim

    “went to some of the spirit cooking events that were public”

    It’s called a potluck barbecue, dumbass.

  • Paul David

    I think the most alarming aspect of the contemporary right wing is that these people have, quite literally, looked at objective reality and said, “nah, not for me,” and gleefully taken on this type of “Alex Jones’ Reality” as their operative framework.

    How the fuck do you deal with that?????

    • kareemachan

      Slap ’em alongside the head? With electrodes?

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    Kanye is running from leprechauns cause whatever he’s on makes him see crazy stuff like him becoming president. Which is unfortunate cause their massive egos are starting to slightly warp reality.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I don’t know what concerns me more; that some Americans fawn over the Kardashians or that they believe Jones. That said, neither is a affirmative reflection of the ‘murikan psyche, let alone intelligence.

  • ColdCountry

    I think his tin foil hat is too tight.

  • Gianni

    This shit-for-brains proves each and every day that, in America, there is no such thing as being too nuts. He proves that there are so many warped, non-thinking, fact-denying brains out there that you can sell them on anything – quite literally anything! Nothing is too silly, goofy, ridiculous, insane, or too far out to not register with all the dopes that hang on his daily doses of “wisdom”. The worst thing ever is that our soon-to-be President listens to and soaks up whatever this nitwit ways about all the conspiratorial shenanigans going on all around us and how absolutely true they are.

  • JCF
  • BudClark

    WTF is “spirit cooking?” Does one use wine or hard liquor?