Bill Gates Meets Trump, Compares Him To JFK [VIDEO]

CNBC reports:

President-elect Donald Trump has an opportunity to establish “American leadership through innovation,” Bill Gates told CNBC on Tuesday. “A lot of his message has been about … where he sees things not as good as he’d like,” the billionaire Microsoft co-founder said on “Squawk Box.”

“But in the same way President Kennedy talked about the space mission and got the country behind that,” Gates continued, “I think whether it’s education or stopping epidemics … [or] in this energy space, there can be a very upbeat message that [Trump’s] administration [is] going to organize things, get rid of regulatory barriers, and have American leadership through innovation.”

  • Oikos

    In other words: “I’m getting a yuuuuuge tax cut.”

  • fuzzybits
    • David Walker

      Two Gates in one day?

      • Guest

        Has he paid EVERYONE off???

        • David Walker

          I haven’t seen any of it. Come to think of it, however, I do wonder what my price would be? I’d love to think that my a “principles uber alles” kind of guy, much like Mr. Perdue, but I don’t know. But I would want it in cash.

    • Todd20036

      Yeah. My respect for Gates just went down to zero.

      • my first JFK thought was: “Billy, we barely knew ya…” but then I wondered if Bill’s comparison to JFK was a code to the CIA to start aiming…

      • Nausea

        Interpret this to mean he is going to get a yuuuuuuggggggge tax break from Trump tax code changes.

        • Sophiamfuller

          Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj138d:
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      • Bomer

        Hope Bill brought chapstick ’cause his lips are bound to be chapped from all that ass kissing.

        • stanhope

          Ass kissing my ass….richard sucking

      • Xiao Ai

        Still higher than mine has ever been. And I use Windows. -_-

      • Gerry Fisher

        I really don’t get what he’s trying to accomplish. He could have done a “hope for the best” thing without being so far removed from the history of the man or what he’s been doing with his cabinet appointments.

      • Oh’behr

        negative zero.

  • Michael R
    • Bomer

      That cat looks happy and stoned. Wish I was him.

  • Kevin Perez

    Bill knows that if you kiss Trump’s ring then you get what you want. Gates isn’t stipid.

  • Lazycrockett

    Does everyone just start Goose Stepping after meeting Drumpf? Cause it sure as shit looks like it.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      I think Aliens are now in control of the world. When people go into private meetings in Trump Tower the Aliens perform some sort of lobotomy on them to make the compliant.

    • Michael R

      Power corrupts , the only thing to hold to is
      a commitment to reality and the truth .

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Lately I’ve substituted reality with alcohol.

        • Lazycrockett

          Yeah I need to get to the liquor store before the Polar Vortex kicks in this evening.

          • Gustav2

            Got stocked up this AM

          • glass

            Please be specific, the Weather Polar Vortex? Or the Orange Polar Vortex? I need a funny story to tell when all the vodka is gone. 🙂

          • Lazycrockett

            why is your vodka gone?

          • glass

            It’s not yet.

          • perversatile
        • David Walker

          Medical marijuana passed and was signed by the governor. I’m not-so-patiently waiting for it to be available. I know, it’s not supposed to be as good as street pot, but it does have its virtues, I’m told. Alcohol is fine; I just preferred getting (being) stoned.

          • Chucktech

            If your medical marijuana is anything like California’s, I guarantee you it will “smoke” any dirt weed you get on the streets.

          • David Walker

            To change Carly Simon just a tad: “Anticipation is making me wait.”

          • Lawerence Collins

            Sounds like you need to go to a better dispensary. We know a grower in the 🍊County area. He definitely knows what he’s doing.

          • ColdCountry

            Here in Maine, too.

          • umm–try the hashish vape pens…. You know, seriously, I had gotten my medical mj card here in Arizona and soon after I was walking to the grocery store when a kid pulled out of the parking lot and hit me. Spent a week in the trauma center with a fractured spine (among other injuries). When I was ready to be released, I asked about pain meds, since I spent the week attached to an opium drip. i was told they would be delivered to my home by the pharmacy. Got home at 7pm, and called the pharmacy only to be told they closed at 5pm. I called my “advisor” from the Medical Marajuana shop I had signed up with–and they did a home delivery. i had never bought any on the street, and I don’t think i could have gotten through the night without that vape pen. I’m a big advocate 😉

          • David Walker

            Thank you. I have a doctor who tends not to have a problem writing prescriptions. Should medical marijuana ever actually come to pass, I suspect she’d have no problem with this.

          • ColdCountry

            Not as good??? I can’t even….

  • Rebecca Gardner


    Lately I’ve been having serious thoughts of death, but I’m a fighter and it’s time to resist.

    • Martin

      Nearly 60 electors, that we know about, are now seriously questioning Trump’s fitness for the presidency. Keep that in mind, and wait like me. Things may not go as generally expected.

      • Chucktech

        I want to believe that. I really do.

        • Oikos

          Me too but then reality kicks me in the head.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        That is my only hope. The electors need to realize that they have a very real responsibility and if they just rubber stamp this election they are willingly enabling the destruction of our Republic.

        • Martin

          There remain about a dozen other scenarios under which Trump may be unable to assume office as well.

          Never count monstrosities before they hatch.

        • David Walker

          They have been smart enough to request and intelligence briefing. I find that encouraging.

          • Chucktech

            I should hope they know what their responsibility is and take it seriously instead of putting party before country.

        • JCF

          I’m not expecting it (Electoral College refusal) guys. I just don’t want y’all to get your hopes up, before crashing again.

          Work w/ your Congresspersons—or REPLACE the Drumpf-sycophant f#cks! [And “working with” includes mass protest, but accompanied by individual contact]. That’s the future you should expect.

      • looking

        Can’t find links to read about this info. Suggestions ?

        • Martin

          You’ll have to add them up like I did. 29 so far have signed onto a request for info from the CIA report. And, I’ve coincidentally found 29 other grumblers…

          I just googled +elector|electors +trump and read a lot of stories and kept a tally. It would be nice to have this info all in one place.

          • looking

            Thanks a lot, I’ll keep researching. I have gotten some updates from the David Pakman show.

      • Jerry

        But how many are already Democratic electors? I doubt there are 60 trump state electors in this category.

    • As a therapist, I was taught it’s better to be homicidal than suicidal. Try turning your thoughts around to who out there really deserves to die*

      My sister-in-law’s mother once told me, “The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.”

      • missmobtown

        I really love this as an operating principle for progressives in 2017.

  • Do Something Nice

    Getting rid of regulatory barriers to innovation. Right.

  • Ernest Endevor

    There’s fine line between optimism and WTF.

  • Ninja0980

    I’ll have whatever drug Bill is on.
    Because it sounds like one hell of a trip.

    • Librarykid

      I was at my dentist last week and saw a huge silver truck come up the street. I said that was my drug delivery to get through the next 4 years.l

    • peacfulseas inWA

      Well marijuana has been legal here for a couple years maybe Bill packed a bit for few hits on the long elevator ride up to see the manager in chief.

  • AW

    I’m at a loss. Granted I know that the good work that Bill Gates has done through his foundation I’d hope that he would have been a bit more… bullish in his assessment of Trump and calling out his blatant racism and misogyny and the fact that the Trump administration is going to escalate climate change. I’m disappointed.

    • David L. Caster

      I think you meant Bearish. Gates was being Bullish. Trumps stock is on a run amongst many wealthy capitalists.

  • Randy Ellicott


  • Mr. M

    Well, they both abused women so I guess he’s right…

  • Oikos

    OT: Add church militant to the list of sites I am now banned on.

  • Leo

    Y’all don’t use the “all billionaires” excuse.

    Buffett didn’t have to stump for Hillary.

  • PickyPecker
    • KQCA

      PickyPecker always puts the pack in the punch.

    • Michael R

      … no escape from Reality TV .

    • Jay George

      It’s got to be real. My fantasies are so much more user friendly.

  • KQCA

    I coudln’t count how many times my Republican relatives shouted at me, “YOU DON”T GET IT! THE WEALTHY DESERVE TAX BREAKS BECAUSE THEY CREATE JOBS FOR THE REST OF US!”

    I …um…won’t be home for Christmas, not even in my dreams.

    • Moebym, Resistance Pilot

      My own mom said that once. I was struck speechless. She’s a Democrat, but not particularly well-informed.

    • TuuxKabin

      Don’t answer the phone either, in case they call to wish you a Merry Christmas.

      • Oh’behr

        yes, as it’ll come out in alien language. beware !

    • ErikDC

      Sounds like you’ll be home for Christmas only in your nightmares.

    • Jerry

      It certainly didn’t work when the got a windfall under W…worst jobs president since at least Hoover.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Also hyped by Bill Gates, WindowsME and Zune!

    • KarenAtFOH

      Also, that paper clip thingy.

      • Oh’behr

        I think I turned it off or ignored it.

    • Lazycrockett

      I liked ME.

      • Acronym Jim

        I like you too.

      • JCF

        Ack, that %^#&#!!! crashed on me (!), and lost my data, I don’t know HOW many times!!!! >:-O

  • Mark

    Bill Gates – who has given millions to charities via his foundation vs Trump who has promised and promised and never delivered.

    If Trump is so innovative, why did he resort to the age old practice of screwing over the little guys??

  • secretlab

    Thank goodness for Linux, Android, Chrome and Ubuntu.

  • Jay George
    • PickyPecker
      • Jay George

        Me too Bongo.

        • Miji

          Pongo? or did he play the drums in a remake?

    • paganguy

      Stealing this. Totally, totally stealing this.

      • Jay George

        That’s what I did. 😉

    • Jerry

      She was already appointed to Dept. of Education…and she’s only 18 Dalmatians short for her winter coat.

      • Jay George

        Possibly her inability to do the math lost her the position? 😉

        • Jerry

          Yeah, she wuz hoam-skouled.

      • David Walker

        An overachiever. Or is that multitasking?

    • Blargg (formerly That Guy)

      She could teach him something about style at least

  • fuzzybits
  • Michael R
  • Randy Ellicott

    What ever issues JFK had as a person and a leader, he lead the country to the moon by uniting us with hope and purpose, trump is not doing any of that… this comparison doesn’t even make a scintilla of sense… i expected better from Gates…

  • Michael White

    I am an Apple buyer myself. Hate all window based junque

  • Blackfork

    Whoa, Bill Gates is full of the koolaid.

    • Oh’behr

      He got trick’led down by trump.

  • andrew

    Say what?

  • KQCA
  • BobSF_94117

    “I think whether it’s education or stopping epidemics …”

    more like: “I think whether it’s epidemics or stopping education …

    • Oikos
      • Chucktech

        Thank (false dead) god… From the article:

        “Something that seemed a little paranoid to me before all of a sudden seems potentially realistic, or at least something you’d want to hedge against,” said Nick Santos, an environmental researcher at the University of California at Davis, who over the weekend began copying government climate data onto a nongovernment server, where it will remain available to the public.

        The article also states that while fears of data destruction by the new administration is probably not going to happen, it’s obviously possible and this is a good insurance policy.

  • Stev84

    Billionaires are going to be assholes. Always.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Breaking news! Video of secret Trump Tower meetings has been released!

    • Jay George

      That’s about perfect.

    • Oh’behr

      I love the film, Freaks. Yet I didn’t know it was a hipster, thing.
      Not implying that because of South Park.

  • Blake J Butler

    What the fuck is wrong with this country ?

    The man is a bratty, more bigoted, egotistical, pathological liar, with a napoleon’s complex, he is more of a Dubya Bush instead of JFK. Nowhere near close.

    I swear i’m going to need therapy to deal with this shit, and it hasn’t even begun.

    And not an ounce of sympathy goes towards his supporters for what happens over the next 4 years, who can’t separate fact from fiction, lies from the truth and bought into lip service instead of actual policy.

    We shouldn’t be trying to relate with those people, white working class people have been fucking themselves over for years for voting for assholes like pussygrab. Also you can’t get through to them with their hate filled rants where they put their bigotry on full display.

    • Moebym, Resistance Pilot

      Oh, many of them knew just how bad Trump was, but voted for him anyway because Republican or because Hillary was worse, somehow.

      • Todd20036

        That still doesn’t let them off the hook. A raping, misogynistic, racist fraudulent, corrupt brat is better than an experienced, pragmatic woman because of emails and Benghazi – both of which were tall tales woven out of nothing.
        RIght. SUre.

        • Moebym, Resistance Pilot

          Also because she’s a woman, because women can’t be President.

          Rational thinking isn’t strong with these folks.

          • thatotherjean

            Fundamentalist religious thinking is very strong with many of them, though–including the belief that a woman must not have authority over men.

          • JCF

            Or STILL with the Fetus-Worship (though not for a second do I believe Drumpf really gives a damn re abortion—didn’t he try to get future-Tiffany aborted?—only that Pence taught him what to say).

  • geoffalnutt

    Comparing Trump with JFK gave me an episode of projectile effluvia so violent and powerful that it is now in deep space…traveling at light speed. The neighborhood squirrels and birds will never be the same.

  • BobSF_94117

    His words were supportive but the bemused look on his face was a bit more “What The Fuck was that!?!?!!?”.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Okay Gates said Trump is like Kennedy, only because he wanted to see Trump cum without touching himself

    I’m going to take a Silkwood shower now.

  • FAEN

    WOW! Just WOW! Who knew Gates would get on his knees and suck Dumpsters tiny cock.


  • Lazycrockett

    Sanity rests in the hands of McCain and Lindseybelle. SMGDH.

    • fuzzybits

      Another backwards day in the land.

    • CanuckDon

      Until they too walk into….(scary music)…Trump Towers!

  • Kelly Lape

    So much easier to switch completely to Apple now.

    • FAEN

      I gave up on Microsoft years ago.

      • geoffalnutt

        Yup. You can run, but you can’t hide. Radiation is invisible (unless you have a Geiger-counter).

    • Giant Monster Gamera

      I expect Cook at Apple to fall in line as well. They’ve got to keep those profits rolling in for the 1% at the top so they can avoid the upcoming apocalypse.

      • Jeffg166

        The apocalypse will not be avoided by anyone.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        If Cook doesn’t fall in line, Drumpf will turn his spiteful gaze toward Apple’s offshore billions.

      • Kelly Lape

        I believe Apple is more dependent upon Chinese manufacturing.

    • Rick Jackson

      That was my first thought when I read the post.

  • Robert Conner
  • Kelly Lape

    Trump is like Kennedy, as in the CIA killed Kennedy and Trump is pissing off the CIA, so Yeah, I can see that.

    • agcons

      I was about to post something very similar.

    • stevenj

      JFK pissed a lot of people off including the CIA, the FBI, the mob, the military industrial complex and the oil soaked right wing Texas billionaires. IMO JFK was making an attempt to turn the country towards a peaceful and warless future but it didn’t pencil out (multi billion) dollar wise for all those he pissed off. He also pissed off the Cuban exiles for the Bay of Pigs fiasco and also Castro.

  • Webster

    It’s becoming even more clear to me now — the mega-wealthy not only live in a different world than I do, they have their own special, distinct dimension. I’m not going to make it through the next four years.

    • Jay George

      I feel that way too some days. It’s scary.

  • Brooklyn Joe

    Corporate billionaires are always going to stick together

  • Natty Enquirer
    • Joe in PA


      • JaniceInToronto

        Clippy must die. Never forget.

  • BobSF_94117

    Where in these clips (or anywhere else) is the JFK bit?

  • Brooklyn Joe

    More likely Trump will do AWAY with the space program rather than find some new frontiers

    • Oikos

      That money can go to needy billionaires.

      • Jeffg166

        They are a very needy group.

    • Jerry

      They’ve already said NASA won’t be doing any climate-measuring science any more.

  • SoDisqusted

    Someone just got grabbed by the pussy.

  • Bill Post

    JFK: just a fucking kopeck

  • dcurlee

    Has everyone just lost their fucking minds. I feel like I’m living in the twilight zone

    • CanuckDon

      I’d say it’s best to stay out of Trump Towers or this could happen to you too.

  • Bad Tom

    Like JFK, is he Bill? You’re Putin a brave face on it, alt-right.

  • Rex

    He’s just being nice so Trump will leave him alone, if he says anything negative Trump will haunt him for years.

  • sherman

    And hell just keeps getting hotter.

  • Darrel Cj

    Lost some respect for Bill Gates today.

    • Todd20036

      Lost all respect for Gates today

    • Max_1

      ‘some’ ?

      Wut Todd said.

  • infmom

    If only Trump could be where JFK is today.

  • fuzzybits
  • Mark McGovern
    • gaymex1

      That’s a pretty disgusting switch…it’s all about keeping their money and making more. I didn’t think Cuban would be so quick to pucker his lips.


    I had no idea Bill Gates was so skilled at fellatio.

  • AtticusP

    Someone may have already posted this on this thread, but I am too lazy to read through everything at the moment…

    • Bob Conti

      Ooops, I posted without reading too, and I’m too lazy today to take it down and frankly, can this get posted enough? So HT to you for positing it before me.

  • Jacob

    Maybe people will finally recognize Gates for the thieving control freak he is. The world would have been a very different place with true open source.

  • I don’t see that as comparing Trump to JFK. It was more of a hopeful comment than a direct comparison.

  • Matthew Delemos

    Sure, Gates…..and Putin is like Martin Luther King Jr.

  • mark

    I bet it made Trump feel proud to meet a real billionaire.

    • The Return of Traxley

      “Bill said nice things about me!!!”

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “Kill him in his sleep.”

  • worstcultever

    And Melania is just like Jackie

    • The Return of Traxley

      Can’t confirm that. We never saw Jackie’s bolt-on tits all over the Internet.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Melania would never lend Ladybird her bowling ball.

      (Vaughn Meader reference).

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Melania White House Tour:

      “And this is the gold room…”
      “And this is the gold room…”
      “And this is the gold room…”
      “And this is the gold room…”

      • Cunning Linguist

        Errata corrige: “End zis iz gold room…”

        • Cunning Linguist

          “End is vhere ze Ivanka sleep wiz Boris, Natasha end Vladimir, Gold room, yes.”

    • Cunning Linguist

      “Jeky no hev Vindov in Gold Room.”

  • Lumpy Gaga

    there can be a very upbeat message that [Trump’s] administration [is]
    going to organize things, get rid of regulatory barriers, and have
    American leadership through innovation.”

    Yes, Bill. We already know that there will be messaging to that effect. Lots of it.

    • Beagle

      Dump can send a very upbeat message. Doesn’t mean he will.

      In fact, based on his past record, odds are against it.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    How ironic that Bill Gates shares this message on Patch Tuesday.

    • Jerry

      Patch Tuesday? Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        No IT pro quits smoking on Patch Tuesday.

        Microsoft products are so vulnerable and all around bad, that the volume of patches dropping out of the sky to correct these problems as they were found – patches that sysadmins are advised to apply to their systems to avoid getting pwned through operating system software – made IT folk the world over demand a more organized response.

        That response was Patch Tuesday – the 2nd Tues. of every month, Microsoft drops for public consumption all the vulnerability patches they’ve been crafting since the previous Patch Tuesday.

        Pretty much every month out of the year, you can lay money that one of them is going to be a critical cumulative patch for Internet Explorer, their browser.

        • Tempus Fuggit

          Otherwise known as “This time for SURE” day.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            I call it “Now we are totally secure.” day.

  • MikeBx2

    It’s time to rethink my opinion of Bill Gates.

  • gaymex1

    There just isn’t enough lipstick…

  • Bill Gates has a good reputation, but people forget that not that long ago he was head of Microsoft, which was stifling innovation with its opposition to portable office document formats; allowed Internet Explorer 6 to languish without substantive updates for over a half a decade—until Firefox came along—which set back Web development for half a decade; and fought antitrust lawsuits all over the world that led to things like Windows N.

    Gates also has reason to dislike the Clintons since Bill’s Justice Department initiated a major suit against Microsoft.

    If you’re using the Firefox browser, you can type “about:mozilla” into the address bar to see a remnant of Microsoft’s historical malfeasance. “Mammon” is an oblique reference to Microsoft’s Internet Explorer.

  • Eg. More unregulated and undemocratic charter schools:

  • Lawerence Collins

    I was hoping the comparison was that JFK was assassinated and he thought that was the a coded solution for the 🍊 Scourge.

    • gaymex1

      To continue with the similarities…I hope that one or both of Trump’s sons take up piloting small planes in the dark.

      • Lawerence Collins

        Or they could go hunting with Darth Cheney!

        • gaymex1


  • Tempus Fuggit

    Here, Bill, here’s a handkerchief. Go in the washroom and take care of that odiferous orangey-brown stuff all over your nose.

  • gaymex1

    Trump = JFK
    Lick that ass billy boy.

  • Bob Conti

    Lloyd Bentson put it this way:

    • TuuxKabin

      Just as good as ever, and ya’ just about expect to see the soles of Dan Qualye’s shoes. ^^^^^ 1,000 x.

  • Neon Maniac

    Am I taking crazy pills? What. The. Fuck.

    • Ross




  • mikeinrkfd

    Like someone at work said, “why because both were assassinated?”

  • TheManicMechanic

    The only thing I can assume is Gates feels when Drumpf talks up bigly about big changes that sound positive in the outset, the comparison between him and JFK is quite valid. The comparison falls apart when you realize the few positive aspects Drumpf speaks of translate to quite the opposite in his (and his supporters’) realities. Otherwise, YUUUUGE MONEY TALKING.

    • Mikey

      the only comparison between Trump and JFK that could be valid is that one got a bullet in the head, and chances are pretty good that the CIA will find a way to do the same to the other.

      • Bj Lincoln

        Unless Drumpf bankrolls a thriving colony on Mars requiring our educational system to do their damn job and get us ahead in science and math so our people can fill the new jobs, I hope you are correct. I say this with hesitation. I am not a fan of violence and do not promote or condone taking a life but I do hope you are right.

  • Earl

    Umm, fuck off.

  • JDS
  • stevenj

    An excerpt from JFK’s June 1963 speech at the American University:
    “What kind of peace do I mean and what kind of a peace do we seek? Not a Pax Americana enforced on the world by American weapons of war. Not the peace of the grave or the security of the slave. I am talking about genuine peace, the kind of peace that makes life on earth worth living, and the kind that enables men and nations to grow, and to hope, and build a better life for their children—not merely peace for Americans but peace for all men and women, not merely peace in our time but peace in all time.”

    This does not even remotely sound like anything Trump has said. JFK’s speeches on civil rights also are totally opposite of Trump for what JFK (and his brother RFK) had in mind for the future.

    There simply is no comparison. In fact, the Dark Side that JFK wanted America to get past is still living and breathing and now in charge of both houses of Congress and the White House.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Nailed it.

  • Spongebob CrankyPants

    ROFLMAO. JFK???? No.

  • MonochromeMouse

    well that settles it, the next game system I buy is going to either be from Sony or Nintendo.

  • Dutchlander


  • John Ruff

    These are 0.001% percenters who are all coming to Trump Tower to discuss how they’re all gonna divide the trillions of dollars that they’re gonna steal from the rest of us.

  • EweTaw

    Gates has never been a great supporter of open markets; at least open markets in which Microsoft does not dominate. Just a reminder, as rich as he is Gates is still pretty much a one trick pony without the benefit of a liberal education. Liberal Arts are still a thing.

    • Bj Lincoln

      I know about art, history and science. Us artists use the others all the time and are hired by people who don’t have a clue to take care of those things. I have worked for and with some real jerks for an education and/or a job. I would place him on the jerks list. Partly due to this decision but mostly due to the fact he is a one trick pony. Those of us who had to work on the degree also were required to take subjects that seem unrelated. They make up about a third of our requirements! I am so glad I did. So are the people who have one. They make us a more well rounded person and education. Each subject connects to another and gives you so many more tools to draw from in dealing with ….life. There was a quote but I’m not sure who said it…”Beware of a man of just one book.” I have applied that to several people. Gates is one of them.

      • EweTaw

        Gates and Trump both.

  • JT

    Now we know the source of all the bugs in Windows for years. Crazy.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Planned obsolescence to keep us coming back to the lesser expensive but you’ll pay for it then buy the new one strategy.

    • EweTaw

      To be quite frank, Win Doze has never been much about quality, just “good enough to ship.”

  • karmanot

    We’ll call it: GateGate

  • thatotherjean

    Before God, I thought that Bill Gates had principles and a brain. Looks like I was wrong on both counts. Damn!

  • DirtyPierre

    Another gerbil.

  • RealityBass


  • ultragreen

    I thought it was funny when the world chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, age 24, defeated Bill Gates on television in 12 seconds using only 9 moves. Bill Gates isn’t as smart as he thinks he is – that’s a common problem with billionaires.

  • 2patricius2

    Ah, yes. Trump is just like JFK. Competent, intelligent, diplomatic, a war hero, a politician, concerned about human rights, someone who will challenge Russia…..
    Oh, wait. That is not Drumpf.

  • royinhell

    Because he has a hole in his head and a lot of mistresses?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Well….that’s disappointing.

  • OdieDenCO

    billy g. as a stand up comedian, you are an utter failure.

  • MBear

    One more reason to detest Bill “DoucheNerd” Gates

  • Sean Williams

    Oh everyone is just lining up to repatriate their overseas cash at a reduced rate.

  • Mike Knife

    JFK was crazy he almost got us into World War Three, the end.

    • stevenj

      Actually JFK did something to prevent WW3 but you’ll have to do your own research.

      • Mike Knife

        JFK tried to take the job of printing money away from the World Bankers so they had to CIA kill him.

    • Gianni

      Where did you get that idea?

      • thatotherjean

        The Cuban Missile Crisis was some damn scary brinkmanship. The USSR agreed to remove their missiles and we won, but we took it right to the edge of war. I lived in the DC suburbs as a kid, and my dad worked in the State Department–I remember how terrified we all were, Dad included. We were lucky to have come out of that one alive.

  • Gerry Fisher

    I’d say that he’s talking about a hypothetical silver lining, but he’d need to be on hallucinogens to detect that kind of silver lining.

  • boobert

    I don’t get it . The world has truly gone batshit crazy! Now trump can brag about being JFK.

  • TampaZeke

    I honestly feel as if I’ve awakened from a nightmare into an alternate and insane reality world! I find it so hard to believe that intelligent people are falling for this crazy con-artist’s shtick!

  • NancyP

    Well, they (Trump and JFK) both were and are serial adulterers.

    • stevenj

      The world of politics is filled with serial adulterers. The world is full of serial adulterers.

  • RLK2

    Fascism is at our door step more and more everyday. The similarity to the rise of Hitler is getting scary.

    • Max_1

      Mussolini… Corporatist all the way.
      Running the People’s Government like a business…
      … Protecting business/State interests, while screwing over the People in the process.

  • houstonray

    So the richest man on the face of the planet likes Trump and his incoming administration? Color me not surprised.

    Screw the barriers! Screw the rules! Screw the laws! And the money keeps rolling in from everywhere….

  • kladinvt

    At least Gates is finally showing the world what he really is.

    • David From Canada

      It’s simply a case of one very wealthy man supporting another wealthy man, no matter what. They’re both brothers rolling around in all those $$$$$$$$$$.

  • Tammy Rainey

    yeah, because America hasn’t done shit in innovation for the last 20 odd years, right?

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Donald may be as horny as JFK but that’s it.

  • robirob

    I imagine all Donald had to say is “Bill, I’m gonna push that Firefox browser off the internet and you will rule the internet with your internet explorer thingy, oh you call it Microsoft Edge now?? We are going to make the internet great again”” to get Bill Gate’s endorsement.

  • Max_1

    I want to see that $100 bill Donald used to wipe Bill’s mouth after THAT blow job…

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    Oh God he drank the Kool-Aid.

  • (((GeekJen)))

    @JoeMyGod : care to explain why my comment was removed???

  • JCF

    That must be Kool-Aid’s exclusive “Billionaire Berry Blast” flavor…

  • RJ Bone

    Money grubbing weasel. He’s a thief anyway, but I guess I expected better based on his wife’s influence.

    Ah well, money wins over good again. Fucking asshole.

  • Curtis Jensen

    Yeah “regulatory barriers” also known as clean water laws, safety regulations, wage regulations, fair labor regulations, air pollution regulations etc.. Nobody disputes that Trump will be a boon for 1%’ers and corporate profits. It’s the massive cost to regular people that we’re all concerned about. Bill Gate’s just s*** all over his own legacy creating normalization of this horror show.