ARIZONA: Diocese Of Phoenix To Host Ex-Gay Training On How Not To Commit Hot Sweaty Gay Sodomy

Via press release from Christian Newswire:

The Diocese of Phoenix and Courage International will host the upcoming Truth and Love conference. The goal is to offer sound practical and pastoral guidance on the topics of homosexuality and sexual identity. The event, Jan. 9-11, 2017, at St. Paul Parish in Phoenix, is the third of its kind. Previous educational conferences organized by Courage and various co-sponsors have been held in Detroit and Rome.

The theme of this year’s conference is “Welcoming and accompanying our brothers and sisters with same-sex attractions or confusion regarding sexual identity.” So many of the current approaches to homosexuality do not include the fuller perspective of the human person. Rather, they limit themselves to “acceptance” and to the protection of the “right” of “sexual satisfaction.” Yet, as the Catholic Church has consistently taught, these approaches will never lead people to the abundant life that Christ promises.

Catholic experts will present authentic pastoral care responses to these issues most relevant to the Church today. Presenters include Fr. Philip Bochanski [photo], executive director of Courage International; Dr. Janet Smith; Jason Evert; Dr. Jennifer Roback Morse; Andrew Lichtenwalner; among others.

Bishop Thomas J. Olmsted of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Phoenix and Jose H. Gomez, Archbishop of Los Angeles, will be Mass celebrants. Testimonies of people who experience same-sex attractions or sexual-identity confusion, and how chaste friendships and the teachings of the Church have helped them on their journey toward chastity and sanctity, will also be presented.

Bishop Olmsted explains, “The work of Courage International, helping those with same-sex attraction to build friendships and virtue, and helping the Church to share the Good News of Christ in a challenging area, is essential in our time. I encourage all who have pastoral responsibilities to join us at the Conference this January in Phoenix. It will help you to grow in knowledge and fellowship.”

  • Jeffg166

    Who’s the queen in the picture?

    • TestSubject51
      • safari

        I often wonder how Marcus will feel on his deathbed. Relief at playing the chaste sinner or regret at not living his life fully?

        • Goodboy

          Everyone I’ve seen in those circumstances it’s always the latter.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          He’ll be gasping “Rose.. bud” and dropping his glass dildo.

          • Goodboy

            You barbarian!

          • Todd20036

            I don’t always see, but when I do, I see what you did there!

          • safari

            …which wouldn’t actually be held in his hands before the dropping…

  • Billanddogs

    Is that an open casket behind him? Maybe he just climbed out of it.

  • The Professor

    Somebody be sure to check out the massive uptick in faceless GRINDR profiles in the Phoenix area.

    • William

      They will be the guys who ejaculate when you shake hands.

    • we’re still here

      Their hook up line will be.. ‘the best way to learn how not to do sodomy, is to learn how to do it.’

      • Bryan

        Is that like, “know thy enemy”?

        • Goodboy

          Funny how religion and ex gay are akin to the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup commercial…you can’t have one without the other.

      • Xiao Ai

        Get yer tennis racquets and pillows at the ready!

    • Bill Post

      You beat me to it . Grndr will probably crash.

    • Luddite

      look for the massive uptick in Backpage.com and Rentmen.com

    • McSwagg

      Aren’t Altar Boys a bit young to have GRINDR accounts?

      • Xiao Ai

        Someone should build an Alter Boys, hookup site.

        • McSwagg

          That’s what I was thinking, but couldn’t come up with a good name in the “xxxxxR” format they all seem to follow.

    • ChrisMorley

      Hook Up in Person at the Conference Hotels:
      Sheraton Crescent Hotel 2620 West Dunlap Avenue, Phoenix, AZ 85021
      Hyatt Place Phoenix–North 10838 N. 25th Avenue, Phoenix, AZ 85029.
      Peak availability
      from 9pm Monday 9 January to 8am Tuesday 10 January
      from 9pm Tuesday, January 10 to 8am Wednesday January 11

  • TuuxKabin
    • Gustav2

      Is that a pic of Dr. Jennifer Roback Morse?

      • we’re still here

        ‘Dr’ ReMorse .. the female version of the child catcher from CC Bang Bang.

      • Bill Post

        Or Lyndsay “where’s my fainting couch” Graham?

  • Gustav2

    Now what did Christ say about homosexuality? Chapter and Verse please…I know that might be more difficult for a Roman Catholic, but chapter and verse.

    • lymis

      Well, not Christ, but Galatians 3:28-29 makes it clear

      There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free man, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus. 29And if you belong to Christ, then you are Abraham’s descendants, heirs according to promise.

      If there is neither male nor female in Christ, then how can Christ care how people pair up?

  • we’re still here

    Fundamentalist catholics, or, as they are more commonly known, nazis : The only people that can take a word like ‘acceptance’ and try to make it sound evil.

    • safari

      Or human.

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    • YEP! Here comes their “Truth and Love conference”–
      based on lies and [self]hate
      which must be spread NOW!

    • Grumpy Old Man

      When I was growing up, a friend of mine’s older sister went to the hospital to be ‘circumcised’ – I never understood what they were talking about. The family was Catholic but over the decades I began to understand that theirs was a pretty fanatical off-shoot Catholicism and only recently did I fully comprehend what they were talking about. The parents died old and alone and complaining. I was about 7 at the time so the girl was about 8. The full impact of what happened hit me the other day when a 75 yo woman talked about having a clitorectomy at age 3 by a Christian doctor because she was masturbating.

      Oh, fuck – sorry for venting but it was 60 years ago and I only now understand.

      • I just saw that story the other day. I knew that happened in other parts of the world but had no idea it happened here. Also, the reason doctors started circumcising newborn boys in the US was to reduce masturbation. Not as severe as what was done to women, but done for the same twisted reasons. And that practice continues.

        • Guest

          That is not true. The USA started to have more circumcisions because those from Europe were of that religious belief. Remember that they left Europe for their religious beliefs. People had asked doctors and then there were papers written about cleanliness and less diseases.

          At no point in our history do we see any medical push to prevent masturbation. Show your proof.

          • There were never enough Jews and Muslims in the US to make circumcision a standard medical practice for everyone here. Nor is it common for Europeans who are not Jews or Muslims.

            http://www.noharmm.org/paige.htm

            Paige, Karen Erickson. “The Ritual of Circumcision” Human Nature (May 1978): 40-48

        • Grumpy Old Man

          It wasn’t a Jewish conspiracy? I have no opinion on male circumcision – I have heard arguments on both sides. My mom (bless her heart always reminded me that I was a diaphragm baby) says that she had my older brother circumcised when we both had our tonsils out – she said he was not ‘cleaning’ himself?? He said “mommy, if they operated on my throat, why do I hurt down there?”

    • Sean Taylor

      They don’t have to try too hard

    • Uncle Mark

      “…these approaches will never lead people to the abundant life that Christ promises.” Yes, nothing like denial, self-loathing, and a chaste life without a lifetime partner to share it with to help us all reach that “abundant life” (unlike all the other Catholics.) Curious that they didn’t mention love in there, as they state that the LGBT relationships are nothing more than “sexual satisfaction,” yet how many of us have fought for the right to marry? (Sure sounds like more than “sexual satisfaction” to me.) Don’t knock it, ’til you’ve tried it, Father. You might actually find that “abundant life” of which you think you know.

    • Christian1234567

      I have never understood why the Catholic Church rejects those who live a life filled with integrity and love, and warmly welcomes those who live a life filled with lies and denial of who they are. It boggles my mind. It also boggles my mind that they consider those who choose rape and murder to be more valued and valuable than those who were born LGBT.
      Dr. Jennifer Roback Morse leads (or led, not sure her status now) an SPLC-recognized hate group called the Ruth Institute designed to foster bigotry in young adults.

  • TestSubject51

    Gonna be a lot of fuking and suking going on at this “conference”.

    • Jmdintpa

      blowing and going … you got that right

      • m_lp_ql_m

        Bumming and cumming.

        • FatNance

          Licking ‘n sticking.

          Pumpin’ ‘n dumpin’.

  • Jmdintpa

    thy rod and thy staff comfort thee.

  • Taylor

    With Dr. Jennifer Roback Morse as one of the speakers they should advertise it as an event for people who suffer from insomnia. Listening to her speak will make anyone nod off.

  • MonochromeMouse

    I’ll bet these conferences are great places to pick up some really kinky bottoms.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Who will swear they never, ever tried it before.

      “It hurts so Good!”

  • Lane

    Sounds like a great chance to pick up some desperate men!

    • William

      Nah, there’s too many tears afterwards.

      • dcurlee

        Don’t wait for that. Kick them out the door before then

        • Chucktech

          But they burst into tears when they nut.

        • William

          Throwing their clothes out the window is so rude.

      • Lane

        But they’re usually so grateful in the short term.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        But that’s the part I jerk off to after they’ve gone.

        • Todd20036

          You’re twisted. I like you.

    • Oikos

      Baggage and crying. No thanks.

      • BudClark

        I’ve had sex with a VERY few Catholic priests … usually didn’t know they were priests until afterwards. Most fucked like junior high school kids “just experimenting.”

        I blame that on seminary life, especially pre-Vatican-II … lock a couple of hundred horny pre-pubescent boys in a tight space, and tell them if they MASTURBATE they’ll go to hell.

        Remember, pre-Vatican-II seminary training started in the NINTH GRADE. Good luck with controlling the sexual urges (gay OR straight) of boys THAT age (chuckle).

        • BobSF_94117

          And there was an educational track way before seminar. It’s no coincidence that the most fucked up pedo generation was made of pre-Vatican-II priests. And the conservatives tried to blame it instead on the reforms and the Sexual Revolution, of course.

      • Todd20036

        Oh quit complaining. Most bottoms just point and laugh at me!

  • PickyPecker
  • Oikos
    • Lazycrockett

      The actor who played Stefano died today.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Talk about cursed.

        I saw Joey in the flesh at a pride parade (obviously many years ago).

        He was breathtakingly beautiful in person.

        • Lazycrockett

          Um I’m talking bout the Days of our Lives soap that the above picture is from, not Joey Stefano. Just to make it clearer.

          • Ben in Oakland

            His obituary on the chronicle mentioned that he was the first superstar porn bottom.

            Only in San Francisco.

          • FatNance

            In the SF Chronicle? Are you sure it wasn’t the B.A.R.?

            “Mommy, what’s a bottom?”

            “Go ask your father, dear. I’m sure he knows.”

          • Ben in Oakland

            I’m pretty sure, but I’m old, and joey’s ass was a major distraction.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            I’d like to say “That was close!”, but really, I can’t.

  • Oikos
    • Robincho

      “Thanks for the breather,” he breathed, heavily…

    • zhera

      Jack/Jack ♥

  • Oikos
    • There really is nothing more beautiful than seeing 2 men kiss.

      • FatNance

        I would say that being one of the two men kissing is more beautiful. Seeing it is second best. And Madonna said “don’t settle for second best”.

      • rednekokie

        Unless, of course, you are one of the kissers — which is wonderful.
        btw – a batch of Burrows exist in my family. I wonder if you are one of them!!

      • JCF
        • Alright, touche.
          Although I still find the idea of men kissing a lot more appealing than women. But I digress. 🙂

  • Oikos
    • Lumpy Gaga

      “My, what a big GIF collection you have.”

      — LRLG to the big bad wolf.

      • Todd20036

        All the better to eat you??

  • dcurlee

    Sounds like a great pick up joint

    • Ray Butlers

      I was thinking the same thing. I always get that feeling every time I’m around a priest. Kinda creepy but I kinda like it.

  • Mr. Belvedere

    All the presenters will be appearing on stage, and then appearing on Grindr later that night.

  • Bryan

    O/T: Kellyanne Conway on-air just used the phrase, “the Trump Doctrine” to describe his policy vision.
    Guess we’ll have to get used to that until he’s impeached…

    • safari

      I think you need a policy vision first before you can graduate with a doctrine.

      • David Walker

        That’s so old school. It’s like truth. It’s whatever you want it to be.

    • Oikos
      • safari

        “Don’t worry. It’s sterile.”

        • Bad Tom

          So far.

    • BobSF_94117

      Apparently, if you call it a coherent set of beliefs and policies, it instantaneously becomes one…

      • Bryan

        Similarly, according to her, DT’s cruddy behavior is automatically “Presidential” by the mere fact that he will become President.
        Uhhh…

  • vorpal

    “Catholic experts will present authentic pastoral care responses”

    DEFINITELY a euphemism.

  • PickyPecker
    • David Walker

      Let’s hear it for mom!

    • JCF

      Extra points for proper punctuation!

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    Oh fuck that. You know there will be loads of under stall action in the conference centers men’s room.

    • David Walker

      And the priests in charge will be in said men’s room for a lot more than gender checking.

  • TexasBoy

    All this silliness and time wasting conferences could be avoided if they’d just let their priests use Grindr or Daddyhunt.

  • David

    The event will of course be sponsored by the Bel Ami film studios.

  • Oikos
    • Ben in Oakland

      I have both hands holding my iPad. I do! I do!

  • Oikos
  • Wynter Marie Starr

    I don’t understand why these people are so damn obsessed with who is sleeping with who. I get that it cost them money but they should keep their overly large noses out of our bedrooms.

    • Ben in Oakland

      They are obsessed about themselves. This is how they deal with it, by pretending it is about others.

      I am increasingly convinced, especially the last ten years, that the worst of our religious opposition are homo hating homos whose primary desire is to deflect attention from themselves, and to exercise their own real demons by pretending to exorcise my wholly imaginary ones.

      • CanuckDon

        These religious goons just keep breeding an endless cycle of neuroses. Generation after generation functional disorder….keeping it in the family.

    • David Walker

      I really (perversely) enjoy that it’s their Truth and Love conference and they don’t know anything about either. Nevertheless, it sounds good.

    • BobSF_94117

      Costs them money? It makes them money.

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        Costs them money when forward thinking people leave their churches. Grifter money is drying up.

        • BobSF_94117

          Whatever they’re losing in small donations seems to be more than made up for in new, international sources (rich conservative Catholics and now Russian Orthodox).

  • BearEyes

    so that “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” was just a bunch of random words?

  • Paula

    I think they feel emboldened now that Cheeto’s won. Look for more crap like this.

    • greenmanTN

      I guess if I made it through high school I can make it through this. I feel like any gay person who made it to adulthood and came out and lived openly, no matter what the outward trapping are, has a serious core of strength. And we’re gonna need it.

      • David Walker

        I like how a “Truth and Love conference” will promote neither. Except to the brainwashed, maybe. But I have the feeling those words don’t mean what they want them to mean.

      • Todd20036

        If I can stand up to my father who practically begged me to marry a woman (even if it meant fucking men on the side) then I can stand up to any loser who claims that orientation is a choice and that it is determined solely by where you stick your dick.

        Lesbians do not exist, btw.

  • Ernest Endevor
    • Oikos

      Totally straight.

    • lymis

      Well, not a successful one, anyway.

      • Robert Conner

        Good one. LOL

    • Luddite

      BIG homo!

      • Ernest Endevor

        Homo magister.

    • karmanot

      Ah huh….child and adolescent ministry..hmmm

    • Statistics Palin

      He’s a sexually confused Opus Deista.

  • CPT_Doom

    Phoenix gay bars, be on the alert. A cute 18-year-old handing out fliers outside the venue might just attract some customers, like enough to pay your rent for the next quarter.

    • McSwagg

      Strategically placed photographers may enable you to pay your rent for the next couple of decades.

  • AtticusP

    Life is way too short to take advice and guidance from a bunch of men in black frocks.

    • Jerry

      Who are supposedly abstinent.

      • Ben in Oakland

        And who claim to know all about god.

  • CB

    I’ll be rearranging my sock drawer. Hate to miss the love-fest.

    • Earl

      We’re supposed to arrange our socks?

      I’m in. 🙂

  • Ernest Endevor

    If conversion therapy worked there wouldn’t be a straight man in America. Plus there’s this to put things in perspective-
    https://youtu.be/-rbxov7CVi8

    • Maggie 4NoH8

      What kind of tomfoolery is this??? They certainly got the Pope’s attention…

      • Ernest Endevor

        It’s a muscular Christianity, virile, masculine, denoted by shaved chests and shaped eyebrows. Pope gets it.

        • David Walker

          That was Pope Rat-zinger, right? Makes sense.

        • Bomer

          Gives new meaning to the Church muscular.

          • Ernest Endevor

            In vascularity ego.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Palpatine is pleased. Let the orgies commence!

    • BudClark

      I’d have hated to be the one to wash the cardinals’ underwear after THAT performance!

      • grada3784

        Life on earth is a vale of tears.

    • Todd20036

      Nothing homoerotic about that!

      • Ernest Endevor

        Wholesome fun. I have a pair of pants like that. I went them to Home Depot.

    • Statistics Palin

      The Pope has all the warmth of a praying mantis.

  • greenmanTN

    I’m assuming the entertainment will be a troupe on 12 year old boys doing the Can-Can.

  • lymis

    “Presenters include Fr. Philip Bochanski [photo]”

    Whose presentation will be “I just walk into a room, and everyone’s homosexual inclinations simply vanish, like magic. Nobody around me ever wants to have sex again. Praise Jesus!”

  • Jerry

    Damn…when I was growing up, I missed that training in Sunday school. The non-Sunday School training, however, did give me the “right” of “sexual satisfaction”, and somehow life was still abundant.

  • JT

    ARIZONA: Diocese Of Phoenix To Host Ex-Gay Training On How Not To Commit Hot Sweaty Gay Sodomy

    Fr. Phil would advise it to be done with just a loose fitting cassock on and the altar boy naked underneath.

  • FAEN

    Hot Sweaty Gay Sodomy?

    Sign me up!

    Deal me in!

  • Ben in Oakland

    Deal with making so many of your priest ex pedophilesirst.

  • Robert Conner
    • The_Wretched

      “This one is ready to receive the gift of the ‘holy spirit'”

      • grada3784

        Some spirits first.

    • grada3784

      How much tongue did Benny give the kid?

      • Robert Conner

        “…abundant…”

  • IamM

    Narrow minded simpletons telling us it’s e v e r y o n e e l s e who’s lacking perspective.

    That never gets old. /s

  • Natty Enquirer

    Let me guess: Christ’s “abundant life” comes after you’re dead, right? Only nobody can tell if it’s real or not. What IS real is a miserable life devoid of the sexual pleasure our bodies have evolved to crave.

  • DavidRJC

    Harold Danielson SDB, a Salesian priest currently at St.s Peter and Paul Church in San Francisco, was a big advocate of chaste friendships. In exchange for permission to stay out past curfew he asked the 15-year old me to come to his room one night after “lights out”. When I arrived he said he needed help and then, lying face down and naked, told me that he could not reach his flabby, pasty-white, pimple-covered ass, and instructed me to rub ointment on it. It almost turned me straight. Perhaps they can ask him to speak in Phoenix. Not surprisingly he was later accused of child abuse. Even less surprisingly, the Salesians (who never contacted me or anyone I knew) investigated him and found the allegations unsubstantiated.

    • The Return of Traxley

      *vomit*

    • FatNance

      You had me until the word “flabby”! Up until that point, I was excited to see how it turned out…

  • David in Tucson

    EEEEUUUUUUWWWWW!

  • The Return of Traxley

    January 9 through 11?

    Will there be sleepovers?

    Please let there be sleepovers.

    • Brian in Valdosta

      There will be late evening masculine snuggle bonding sessions followed by overnightly puppy piles that involve ritualistic corporeal cleansing and stimulation.

      But no sleepovers!

      • The Return of Traxley

        AWWWWWWWW

  • another_steve

    I remember, with considerable fondness, hot sweaty gay sodomy. It was a while ago.

    Now I’m married, and that has put an end to all that.

  • Bill T.

    They’ll all be kneeling in the pews muttering “I will not eat meat. I will not eat meat,” in between their Our Fathers and Hail Marys. They’ll be good until Fleet Week.

    • William

      They will have a long wait until Fleet Week comes to Arizona.

  • FatNance

    I dunno. It might be worth attending. Some of those confused young men could be fun to seduce.

  • KQCA

    Who will be monitoring the after-hours activities in the priests’ living quarters at this conference?

  • Nic Peterson

    Acceptance is sooooo limiting.

  • JellyDonut

    sweaty gay sodomy….he has been reading my craigslist ad

  • karmanot
    • Max_1

      Too much loin cloth…

  • 2patricius2

    “The goal is to offer sound practical and pastoral guidance on the topics of homosexuality and sexual identity.” Rofl! Their sound guidance is to never, ever have sex alone or with others. Like the bishops and priests supposedly don’t (till they get caught and outed).

  • Rick

    Oh please. You don’t have to go all ex-gay on everyone just to get in on some chastity.

    • lymis

      That’s always struck me. They expect everyone to believe that straight priests can be celibate, but that gay priests can’t.

      There should be absolutely no impediment to an openly gay celibate priest.

      (Actually finding one, of course, is a different matter, but the same is true of the straight ones.)

  • Marides48

    I’m an ex-Catholick Gay man, save your hateful preaching for your fellow bigots.

  • Canadian Observer

    They are going to ask for proof of majority at the door I imagine… otherwise how can they enforce all those restraining orders mandating keeping X number of yards away from minors?

  • Max_1

    The Catholic experts will teach priests how to spot the prime young boy/girls ready to be touched?

  • Silver Badger

    How about hot sweaty altar boy luv? Are they for or against?

  • Ninja0980

    How about you teach them not to abuse children instead?

  • Xiao Ai

    I’m considering a roadtrip from Tucson. What say you guys? Should I attend? You know it’s near impossible for me to keep my mouth shut.

    • Ben in Oakland

      You can’t be that desperate for a date.

      • Xiao Ai

        I’m not but, the husband wouldn’t mind being rid of me for a few hours. -_-

        • Ben in Oakland

          Mine sent me off to Costa Rica ten days ago.

  • Henry Auvil

    I think the term sodomy should be changed to “fellowship”. It’s all in the semantics.

    • Vista-Cruiser

      I think that fellowship is generally a protestant term.

  • Gregory Peterson

    Hot sweaty chaste friendships radiating sexual tension that can be seen with the naked eye from the Space Station, can make your dreams very vivid and sticky.

  • John T

    Catholic church leaders giving sex ed classes? That’s rich. I’d laugh, except it’s too sad to think about all the people who’s lives have been ruined by Catholic sexual abuse.

    • Jeffg166

      They’d have to acknowledge the existence of genitalia.

  • ByronK

    Ok, Friday night mini-rant. Where the fuck to they get off calling their group Courage?!! Fuck you, you bunch of child molesters! You know what takes courage? Coming out to your friend, family and colleagues and risking rejection. Turning your back on religion because you realize it’s hateful bullshit (Ok, that was easy). Living live as the person that you really are and loving the people that you do, fiercely, proudly, and with compassion, acceptance and an open heart. That’s what courage looks like you asswipes. It’s not hiding behind a book, jerking off in the bathroom and abusing children. Fuck you.

    • Igby

      Great rant. I totally agree with everything that you said!

  • Mike Knife

    Where does the Catholic church train their straight priest how to rape and abuse children?

    • Rt1583

      The same place they become “experts” on dealing with the cares and concerns of gay people. Seminary.

  • John Ruff

    “Catholic experts will present….”
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahabhahBababababa

  • David Kerlick

    More converts to the Church of Sodom! Yay!

  • Six Pins Delores

    “Yet, as the Catholic Church has consistently taught, these approaches will never lead people to the abundant life that Christ promises.”

    So, abundance can be gained by being an international cult of pedophiles and their supporters?

    OK, doing just fine here otherwise, thanks

  • Rt1583

    “Yet, as the Catholic Church has consistently taught, these approaches will never lead people to the abundant life that Christ promises.”

    Just as what the Catholic Church teaches will never lead people to an abundant life in the here and now.

  • grada3784

    ARIZONA: Diocese Of Phoenix To Host Ex-Gay Training On How Not To Commit Hot Sweaty Gay Sodomy

    You want to live in this lousy world: Play it cool.

  • Gerry Fisher

    I already know how to make platonic friendships, thanks very much.

  • Gigi

    How about a course that trains priests not to molest children, and another course that trains the RCC not to cover sexual abuse up.

  • John Calendo

    “What bothered people was that I wasn’t confused about my sexual identity.” – Boy George

  • Gay people don’t need a way out of homosexuality; they need a way out of stone-age superstitions.

  • Sean Taylor

    “…grow in fellowship.” I just bet it does

    • Uncle Mark

      Depends upon the fellow in whom it grows ;^)

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Boner killer.

  • JCF

    “Presenters include Fr. Philip Bochanski [photo], executive director of Courage International”

    Now if the topic were “how to spread your @ss cheeks to receive MULTIPLE throbbing cocks”, THAT I might suspect Father is an expert on!

  • Marc

    “Discussion followed by pot-luck dinner and perusal of the diocese’s Mustang and Falcon video collections.”

  • grada3784

    Free kids in the lobby. Get them by the case.

  • Mark Guilford

    Courage is not an anti-gay group, but rather a ministry for Catholic men and women with same-sex attraction who have decided that chastity is the best path in their spiritual journey. The Church is merely providing this group as a form of compassionate support. Gay men and women make all kinds of different life choices, and this is just one of them. We all have to find our own way in life, and afford each other the ability to do so. Here is a documentary that will give you a more informed perspective:
    https://vimeo.com/101135437