Scott Brown: It’s No Secret That Massachusetts Voters Drove Up To New Hampshire To Vote There Too

Boston Magazine reports:

Scott Brown suggested Wednesday that Massachusetts voters could have driven north to the swing state of New Hampshire to commit voter fraud in this month’s presidential election, a claim the former Massachusetts senator made without providing any proof.

Joining Herald Radio for his monthly on-air spongebath, the Trump surrogate expounded on the president-elect’s allegation of “serious voter fraud” in the Granite State, which Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton won. “The people need to understand, people from Massachusetts could’ve gone up and voted that day. And quite frankly, some do. It’s well-known. It’s no secret,” Brown said.

Brown, who lost a 2014 Senate race in New Hampshire to Democrat Jean Shaheen, said Massachusetts voters drive to polling locations north of the border, ask to vote, claim they’re “domicile,” and when they can’t provide an ID, fill out an affidavit giving them the green light. “To think 100,000 people all of a sudden in this election, and 40,000 people in my election, all of a sudden say, ‘Oh my gosh, there’s an election today!’ It’s laughable,” Brown said.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    It’s also no secret that Scott Brown likes to finger dobermans.

    • Todd20036

      Hardly. No Doberman is that desperate for sex.

      • Uncle Mark

        That was NO Doberman; that was Ted Cruz…and Cruz is that desperate

        • Paula

          Won’t somebody think about the Santorum?????

          • Uncle Mark

            Nobody thinks of him anymore…even in that 3-way

          • Bad Tom

            I’m gonna recommend this thread for this exchange alone!
            So there.

          • William

            I ain’t cleaning that up.

      • Beagle

        Nobody said he likes CONSENTING Dobermans.

      • james1200

        That’s why Brown carries roofies wrapped in dog treats wherever he goes, some people say.

    • PickyPecker
    • james1200

      Some people are saying that.

      • Pollos Hermanos

        All the best people.

        • james1200

          Others are saying he only likes to finger dead dobermans. Who are these people? I don’t know but they’re out there.

      • JoeNCA

        It may be right, it may be wrong. I don’t know, you tell me!

        • JCF

          Teach the controversy!

    • Uncle Mark

      I think I heard the ASPCA has a warrant out for him.

  • Lakeview Bob

    No. Fucking NO. Brown is laughable and a hugeeee LOSER! Fuck you asshole.

  • Todd20036

    As long as they say it, it’s suddenly true.

  • Mike C

    Well Massachusetts ex-senators have been know to drive to New Hampshire to seek elected office so…….

  • Tor

    Hey guys!!!! Let’s start a rumor!

    • JCF

      …but clearly Drumpf has a sick sense of humor.

  • JoeNCA

    Ignoring the fact that New Hampshire has VOTER ID, you moron!

  • Scott was so cute in that nude centerfold. Too bad being a conservative has slowly sapped his intellect. At least he was able to keep his looks.

  • Silver Badger

    Well I guess we have to recount both states. While we’re at it why not do all of them. Just to be sure.

  • bkmn

    His lips sure are orange these days.

  • Stubenville

    Citation required.

    • JCF


  • MB

    . . . and in other white-Jeesuz Dominionist theeologee whacko-news we have this:

    Rick Joyner: ‘If You Look At The Disciples That Jesus Chose, They Were All Donald Trump’

    • another_steve

      When this guy is finished serving his jail time for having fleeced the public, he’ll make a great department store Santa.

    • William

      Oh for fuck’s sake!

  • Marc

    So, just to recap:
    States that Hillary won: FRAUD! MILLIONS OF ILLEGALS VOTED!

    • crewman

      And if recent history is a guide, they are probably guilty of precisely what they are accusing others of doing.

      • Miji

        It’s total projection. He probably thinking of himself. He’s the one who went north and ran for senator from NH after he lost in MA.

      • Actually, In August as well as last year, Rolling Stone documented how GOP-controlled states — which includes many swing states (PA, WI, OH, FL, MI) — purges hundreds of thousands of voters of minority voters off the rolls for the dubious pretext of having similar common names and allegedly being registered to vote in multiple states. The program was called Crosscheck. Originally it was supposed to match middle names, suffixes, dates of birth, and social security numbers, but when that didn’t include “enough” matches, they only matched first and last names. Crosscheck “coincidentally” disproportionately has last names that are heavily used by African Americans, Hispanics, and Asians, and addresses heavily in poor and minority neighborhoods. By only matching first and last names, Juan A. Garcia Sr. of Pennsylvania matched with Juan F. Garcia Jr. of Wisconsin despite completely different birth dates and social security numbers, and both got purged. When they show up to vote, surprise! They’re no longer a voter. They get a provisional ballot which is almost always not counted.

        So … yes, they are guilty of voter suppression, absolutely.

        • Vedadmccarthy

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      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Recent, shmecent. Republicans are ALWAYS guilty of doing exactly whatever they accuse others of doing. They do more projection than a 20-screen multiplex cinema. If you want to know what they’re up to, just listen to whatever they’re accusing somebody else of doing. If they’re bloviating about the gay agenda, they’re diddling the congressional aides and hooking up in airport men’s rooms. If they’re accusing somebody else of “destroying marriage,” they’re sure to be on their 3rd or 4th marriage and having an affair. If they’re accusing their opponents of being weak on Iran, they’re making secret arms deals with Iran. See the pattern?

      • JCF
    • zhera

      And why is he blaming people from Massachusetts? Couldn’t they have come from other places? This guy can’t seem to decide whether to be a sore loser or a sore winner.

      • Marc

        I’d wondered that, too — why not Vermont or Maine? Both states are adjacent. But I think you hit the nail on the head about the sore loser (both Massachusetts and New Hampshire rejected him) and a sore winner (general theme of Trump’s pre-inaugural days)

      • Miji

        It’s Canadians! Hey, I heard we have an election today, eh? Ahh, and I forgot my ID doncha know. Gimme one a them there provisional ballots.

  • Derrick Johns

    OK, we have to give this orange blob of blubber hell for the next four years. We have to figure out what strategies to use. We know he can’t stand any criticism, but that’s not enough. What can we use? Show pictures of Trump kissing Giulliani in drag every week? Maybe so. Or find more naked pictures of Melania? Oh, I hate to be ruthless bitch, but we have no choice.

    • Beagle

      I vote all of the above. Multiple fronts.

    • james1200

      You know that Orange Mussolini is the one who put the pictures of his naked wife, right? He gave ’em to the NYPost and probably others. He can’t be shamed, which is why we’re in trouble.

    • another_steve

      Can we…like…umm…not see more naked pictures of Melania?

      Offends my gay genes.

      • Snarkaholic

        It beats looking at naked pics of him!
        We should spend a considerable amount of time making sure her lesbo vid gets circulated to every holier-than-thou bible banger (Lin-duh Harpy, etc.).

    • Lantor

      Tell him his father never loved him and never would–even with all he’s accomplished. I think that should about sum it up.

  • james1200
    • safari


      • PickyPecker

        We’ll need a photographic entry to properly judge.

      • james1200

        No, you’re not part of this. You’d throw off the curve ’cause you’re too good, some people say. Many people!

        • Robincho

          I recall Ladybird Bachmann bringing a certain experienced approach to this obligatory campaign ritual. In any event, she definitely showed up her “wife” Michele…

    • Pollos Hermanos
      • james1200

        Enthusiasm counts for a lot so we might have a winner here.

      • Will Parkinson

        Oh, no. He’s biting.

      • Lantor

        Must be practicing for the blah people.

      • gothambear

        that is awesome thanks for sharing. rectal/fecal fluid mixed with semen and lube deepthroating a long chocolate covered penis?

      • Treant

        Santorum deep throats frozen santorum.

    • Blackfork

      They’re both pros at it.

      • William

        Damn, if that was the only qualification for public office, I’d be King.

    • Dagoril

      That man really knows how to go down on a corndog.

      I’m just sayin’.

    • greenmanTN

      I think the corndog thing is hilarious. Trot some politician out to the country fair, yell “Show you really are a man (or woman) of the people and eat a corndog!” and the photographers get a picture of you looking like you’re performing fellatio on a phallic object.

      They fall for it every time!

      Really? You didn’t see this coming? There are 5 year olds who wouldn’t fall for that!

      • perversatile

        “There is no ladylike way to eat a banana in public.”
        -Harper’s Bazaar (1887)

        • greenmanTN

          As someone who once came home from the country fair with a baby chicken I really can’t cast too many stones.

          I stayed at my grandmother’s one night and it died. They said it was an accident but I know it was murder! 😉

    • JCF
  • Oikos

    Scott Brown is just mad because he was beaten by a girl, twice.

    • Sam_Handwich

      Sens Warren and Shaheen each keep one of his testicles in a very small jar on their desks

      • Robincho

        The size of the Abba turd container on Priscilla, QOTD…

      • Jerry

        Where will he think of to run for Senate next?

      • JCF

        …That she keeps in a jar by the door
        Who is it for?

        • Snarkaholic

          For laughs.

        • Jwmvh

          All the lonely people? One of my all time favorite songs! It’s also wonderful without the vocals, only strings!

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I think I just made my most popular Tweet ever. It’s getting tons of views and the likes and re-tweets are flowing in. Speaking of popular Tweets, Microsoft is using one of mine in their advertising. 😀

    • james1200
    • james1200

      That’s quite a stunning avatar on your twitter page. You’re making me rethink things.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Oh you mean men in head to toe latex on top of Twin Peaks? That was a fun day.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Because you’re holding a Zune?

    • Silver Badger


    • LovesIrony

      +another <3 to your total

    • SoCalGal20

      Haha I was following the comments on that tweet and saw yours. Congrats!

  • agcons

    Got any proof Scott? No? Maybe you should concentrate on your only talent and take off your clothes.

  • Ninja0980

    Keep in mind this asshole was listed as one of the “moderate” Republicans during his time in office.
    Show me a moderate Republican and I’ll show you someone who is still a major league asshole when push comes to shove.

  • another_steve

    What’s that thing on Trump’s chin?

    I don’t like it.

    • OdieDenCO

      that’s his face.

      • Bad Tom

        Really don’t like it, now.

    • Uncle Mark

      It’s drool; the same thing he got on his IQ test

  • andrew

    Scott Brown drove north to New Hampshire in an attempt to get a Senate seat, after Warren beat him in Mass. Thank you Senators Warren and Shaheen, you performed a great service for our nation.

  • Taylor

    Yet another reason to investigate…why is it these assholes, make allegations of voter fraud, yet seem to not want those allegations investigated?

  • juanjo54
  • Bad Tom

    It may not be a secret, Mr. Brown, but it is also a damned lie, spoken by a damned liar, from the party of damned liars.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      With big trucks.

      • Bad Tom

        And barn coats.

  • Brooklyn Joe

    such a well known secret that nobody’s mentioned it till now!

  • Dale082

    Where is The Orange One’s right hand? is he giving Scott a handjob?

    Oh god … I think I’m gonna be sick!

    • zhera

      As if Trumpy would ever lower himself to GIVE pleasure. I think he’s even been quoted on saying that he doesn’t care about his partner’s sexual satisfaction.

  • KQCA

    Throughout his campaign Trump repeatedly announced that the election was rigged and there was cheating going on. That’s why this is so easily dismissed. It’s not a surprise.

  • RNegron

    At least we now know for a fact that Scott Brown will never run for office ever again in Massachusetts or New Hampshire. Silver linings and all that. As for the rest for the country, be very afraid!

    • Bad Tom

      Sounds like how the people of Indiana felt on election night.
      We are so fucked.
      An Asian family down the street always raises vegetables in their front lawn. Their yield is impressive. If you have any kind of land, you might consider doing the same.

      • Snarkaholic

        Even if you live in a city apartment, you can do amazing things with containers.

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    So, how does Scott Brown tip? Wait staff, any info? Thank you.

    Remember, tips are good karma. And karma never lies.

  • Jack

    I thought Brown was sane

    Not the first time I’ve been wrong.

    • Bad Tom

      Trump has a poisonous effect.

  • “It’s laughable,” Brown said.

    Well, he got that part right.

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    watch this theme and plot play out, girls and boys.
    Theyre setting the table to initiate a nationwide voter suppression effort.
    Republicans only want the correct people voting.
    The states that wouldve turned blue this election but didnt because of voter suppression laws has empowered them to take this campaign nationwide.
    This tactic is tantamount to “taxation without representation” and “establishing a ruling class”

    • clay

      They’re bringing in Kobach to do it, and blame it on Mesicans.

      Kobach found 3 GOP voters who voted in more than one local election on one day, and used that as an excuse to fuck with the federal votes of 80,000+ registered Dems.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        None of this will end until we start to riot. If we lay down quietly and allow this “take over” to happen this country as we knew it is dead.
        If republicans succeed in making this country a land where the minority rules, I cannot see anyway of going forward than to dissolve the union and like minded parties live in one nation and us thinking humans live in another.
        I will NOT be ruled!

  • SoCalGal20

    I find it rich that the asshole that Elizabeth Warren beat out for the Senate seat in MA who then headed to New Hampshire to try to get one there (and getting his ass handed to him by Jean Shaheen) is now claiming voter fraud in NH due to people claiming residence. Sounds like a method you’re awfully familiar with, Scott Brown.

  • TexasBoy

    Soooo, it begs the question…how many affidavits were filled out in New Hampshire?

  • NancyP

    Has anyone heard from Gay Old Lady in Tennessee near/at the forest fire area?

    • zhera

      She’s been posting today.

  • William

    Joe Barton (dipshit)-Texas told winter Texans to register and vote a few years back. Texas doesn’t notify other states when their residents register to vote here.

  • Tell me about being rigged again because I want to hear how the states that went to Trump made to sure it’s black voter turn out dropped.

  • gothambear

    where’s the centerfold of him when you need it? oh wait this is Trump you’re talking about, but he might be jealous since Scott was actually handsome when he was younger…

  • David in Tucson

    “Without providing any proof”: that always makes my head hurt, because not providing any proof, any evidence, is such a stupid thing to do.

  • sfmike64


  • Orly

    Show me the evidence, or shut the fuck up.

    In this “post-truth” world, that is now my number 1 rule.

    • Talisman

      Belief is all the evidence he needs.

      That’s what Christianity does for you.

  • Mark_in_MN

    Yes, it is perfectly believable that so many people register on election day.

  • justmeeeee

    I’d fuck him. Oh wait, maybe I did.

  • olandp

    Scott Brown, “I did it, so I’m sure others did too.”

  • rednekokie

    Birds of a feather. Isn’t that a cute pic of two assholes in a sweet embrace?

  • boatboy_srq

    Translation: nyuck nyuck nyuck those Noo Hamsheerites are so dumb them Liebruls can put anything over on’em.

  • John T

    I am already so fucking tired of the journalistic euphemism “made a claim without any evidence” when they should just write “he lied” — especially when it’s an outlandish and inflammatory claim that will only fuel conspiracy theories and eventually lead to negative consequences (like voter suppression, in this case). Journalists suck. They’re the reason why we can’t have nice things.

  • BostonDotTom

    It’s a common tactic, when someone is guilty of something, to immediately accuse someone else of the same thing to draw attention away.

    Let’s find out how many states Scott Brown voted in.

  • leastyebejudged

    He has a point, that is, if 40k people during his election adn 100k people this election actually did that – fill out affidavits on election day because they lacked ID. If that’s what happened it would be perfectly reasonable to demand recounts and verification.

  • Recounts?

    Brown’s a total lying jerk – and probably is gunning for a position in the Trump administration with this crap – but Jill Stein needs to be fair about looking for evidence of irregularities in states with thin margins of victory for either candidate, not just in states which went red. The recounts, when they happen, should show justice to be blind not partisan. This is what happens when it looks like Stein is looking for cheating on the Republican side only – if provides an opening for opportunists like Brown.

  • DrJustino

    Scott Brown is a douche, a political has-been, even conservatives don’t like him in Mass. He’s a male-Sarah Palin, who is just in it for fame, and has to say things to get attention, so his name stays in circulation.
    I can speak specifically regarding NH voting law, as I, a MA resident, established residency in NH for the purposes of voting in NH (but spending a significant chunk of change to do so according to their laws). They DO allow same-day voter registration, which is designed to allow the ability to exercise your constitutional right to vote, without having to jump through a bunch of hoops (e.g. having to register months in advance). The NH law states that you show proof of domicile, e.g. an ID, an apartment lease, etc., and if you are unable to do so, you may sign an affidavit saying you are legally allowed to vote, and ARE NOT VOTING IN ANOTHER LOCATION. Roughly one week after the election, the elections board sends mail to your stated address. If it gets returned, your name is tabulated and turned over for filing of misdemeanor charges, and a fine of I believe $1000.
    Given these procedures, I doubt that most would risk voting without an actual domicile, given what is at stake. However, Republicans like Brown don’t actually state facts, they just state what they FEEL is the truth.

  • Piona O.

    What the hell is going on with Republicans? At one point, a few years ago, I seem to remember that Scott Brown had some sort of national credibility. Now he’s just another Trumpite conspiracy theorist.