Pat Robertson: If Your House Is Possessed By Demons, Sell It And Let The Buyers Do The Exorcism [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch:

Today on “The 700 Club,” a viewer asked Pat Robertson for advice on behalf of a friend who recently bought a house that she believes is haunted, reporting unusual events such as a shaking bed, mysteriously opened cabinet doors and “an unintelligible electronic voice.”

“Sell!” Robertson advised. “Sell and get out!” Robertson suggested that “demon spirits” may be responsible for bizarre incidents in the house, which the viewer said was the site of two suicides.

“The house is possessed,” he said. While he said the viewer “could get a group of people in there and do an exorcism to get rid of” the demons, he advised her to instead “sell the thing and let somebody else have the problem.”

  • Octavio

    It’s the christain thing to do.

  • cause that’s the christian thing to do. pawn off your problems on someone else.

    • clay

      externalize, externalize, externalize.

    • kaydenpat

      Yep. So Christ-like.

      • clay

        “Oh, Lord, let this cup pass from me. And by ‘cup’, I mean demon-possessed four-bedroom with finished basement ranch.”

        Overheard in the Garden of Gethsemane, surely.

        • ZhyKitty

          LMAO

        • KCMC

          Overheard in the Olive Garden of Gethsemane, surely.

          • KCMC
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        • Anastasia Beaverhousen

          Maybe you should plant a Joseph figurine upside down outback of you demon-possessed, four-bedroom with finished basement, ranch. It will sell quicker.. by the way, does it have one of those nifty paneled bars?

      • Lawerence Collins

        More anti Christ.

        • Leo Degrandmaison

          No just anti Pat Robertson

    • Sashineb

      Maybe they could sell the house to Tony Perkins. I hear he’s in need of a new place.

      • i hope that fuck moves far far away from here. he’s less than an hour from me. yuck!!!

      • Leo Degrandmaison

        I hear that the Darmer place is for rent

    • cheakamus

      Reminds me of the Christian pastor who sold us our first house in Illinois. When the first inspector turned up termites, the good pastor hosed off the evidence and hired a second inspector. Good thing our agent happened to run into the first inspector, a friend, who asked her, “What are they going to do about the termites?” The pastor’s cunning plan unraveled at closing when the bank manager read him the riot act, threatening to have him charged with fraud.

    • Todd20036

      Except this isn’t really a problem. It’s someone being stupid willing to sell a house below market.

  • GreenEyedLilo

    So basically he’s selfish and irresponsible as well as ignorant.

    • kaydenpat

      As if we didn’t already know that.

  • bdsmjack

    Go into the light, Pat.

  • Is this something your relater has to disclose?

    • lymis

      No, but a good home inspection should probably catch it, don’t you think?

      “Roof looks good, needs new siding, the beds keep sliding around the rooms.”

      • Perhaps, I would think it may be something like termites or carpenter ants….

        • RoFaWh

          Carpenter ants! Ugh!

  • djcoastermark

    Sell it, dirt cheap – to Me! I’ll even sprinkle it with holy water if an exorcism is part of the deal.

  • Paula

    I believe many places have laws that require disclosure of haunted status.

    • ZhyKitty

      That seems only fair.

    • i’d really like to see that in a court of law. i mean, if it’s a law on the books, then it’s a crime if someone doesn’t disclose, and therefore the aggrieved party would have to bring proof of that crime to the court, right? how does that work, exactly? has it ever been tried?

      • RoFaWh

        Not necessarily a crime. Maybe (probably?) just a civil offense.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      That is what I was taught in RE school, depending on the state.

      • Charlie In SF

        There’s a disclosure item in California that came about because of the Brady Bunch House for stuff like this. “Neighborhood Conditions”.

    • NZArtist

      Many places are therefore fucking stupid unless hard-printed on the disclosure forms is “Don’t be a fucking gommel – there’s no such things as ghosts, goblins, ghouls, gods, demons, or other spooks.”

      • Todd20036

        Incubi, however, are entirely another matter.

    • bsinps

      Yes California does. Also have to disclose if someone died in the house too.

  • Is that supposed to be a metaphor for what Evangelicals did to the country? Because that sounds like what is happening in the country.

    • perversatile

      “Whores and metaphors don’t mix.” – Rev. Peter Shayne

  • Lazycrockett

    Grifters teaching grift.

  • Only buy a house from a gay demon, because they’re far better at upkeep.

    • ByronK

      They terrorize through fluffed pillows and regular dusting.

      • Paula

        And redecorating tastefully.

        • ByronK

          Casual conversation areas that will make you shit your pants in horror!

          • Paula

            And don’t get me started on the bead curtains to the rumpus room.

    • PickyPecker
      • IamM

        Caption: Oh yeah. You blend.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      You come home and you have fabulous new drapes.

      • ByronK

        And they match the carpet!!

      • perversatile

        -a hostile make-over.

  • KCMC

    sadly haven’t had a bed shaking demon in my hovel for 3 yrs.
    And he doesn’t even call.

    • Joe in PA

      Maybe the problem is the bed is supposed to BOUNCE, not SHAKE. Just saying. 🙂

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Every time I come to JMG and I see his picture I get all exciting hoping to see the headline, FINALLY: Pat Robertson has gone to the lake of fire.

    Sigh. One day soon I hope.

    • ByronK

      I know. The “Fuck Pat’s Still Alive Sadz”.

    • kaydenpat

      Lol! That day will come. We just have to survive his minion in the White House.

    • Uncle Mark

      Why do I think that Pat’s been peeing a lake of fire for decades now?

    • jimbo65

      Hopefully on that day it’ll be a double rapture with him and Jim Bakker.

    • greenmanTN

      We can cause hurricanes and tornadoes but we can’t kill this old bastard?

      Either we can’t really control the weather or we need to get a lot better at it.

    • teeveedub

      While I acknowledge that Pat is a granddaddy of Xtian hucksterism, when he goes home to Jeebus, there will be dozens vying for his place in the televangelist pantheon.

    • Cattleya1

      He just gets more simian-looking with each passing day.

    • olandp

      Oh Rebecca, don’t you know, only the good die young.

      But take heart, Fred Phelps is still dead.

    • Bomer

      2016 still has time to redeem its self.

  • OT but not really OT: Trump has embolden anti-vaxxers and now they seek to push legislations. So yeah now we can have more preventable diseases again! Making America Great!

    https://www.statnews.com/2016/11/30/donald-trump-vaccines-policy/

    • Rebecca Gardner

      YAY! Let’s bring back Polio!
      Fidiots.

    • Paula

      I really miss Polio and Smallpox!!! Let’s bring them back. Hooray!!!

      • kaydenpat

        And repeal the ACA while we’re at it.

      • Uncle Mark

        Yep…we’re bringing back all the diseases & ills that America had back when it was “great”…including Great Depressions

        • Xiao Ai

          I’ve had depression for years. Trust me there’s nothing great about it. -_-

      • Robincho

        Then there’s the dreaded smallcox, which Drümpf knows all about…

      • perversatile

        -and scrofula, you never hear anyone talking about scrofula these days.

        • grada3784

          It’ll make a comeback when Charles ascends the throne. After all, the King’s Evil does need a king.

          • perversatile

            You just made my day Sir!

          • grada3784

            That’s what happens when you post right after I watch a BBC series on the Kings and Queens of England. Anne was the last one to do the touch.

      • Bomer

        Well, whooping cough made a come back.

    • kaydenpat

      It just keeps getting worse and worse. And he’s not even in office yet.

    • jimbo65

      I swear it’s like the end of the world. It’s getting really hard to find reasons to go on in this “brave new world”. Just when I think I’ve moved on to acceptance, I get thrown back into bargaining and anger.

    • It’s like waiting for a violent Neo-Nazi to kill us, waiting for Trump’s police state to kill us, waiting for preventable health conditions to kill us, or waiting for Trump’s ecological polices to render the U.S. uninhabitable and kill us. This new administration is like playing Russian roulette, except all six chambers are loaded.

    • Joe in PA

      Shit…where is big pharma when you need them? ;(

      • Bomer

        Getting ready to make big bucks treating the symptoms.

      • William

        Working on the latest boner pills and marginally effective weight loss drugs.

    • RoFaWh

      Drumpf’s election is going to destroy a great many things that resulted from progress since 1939. However, with a little luck, revulsion at Drumpf’s in-office antics will be so great and so many eyes will be opened that the reaction will lead to good things long overdue like proper gun control, hate speech laws, single payer universal health care, and and end to grifting pretending to be religion.

      Let’s hope so.

    • William

      Can I have dropsy?

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • jimbo65

      ROFL. I’ve never seen this before. Fricken hilarious, Thanks!

      • Mikey

        I think it’s from a parody movie called “Repossessed”.

        • jimbo65

          Ah ok, thanks!

        • Philly Mike

          I forgot about that movie.

    • Jerry

      Exercising those demons!

      • William

        And now bed lifts! A one, a two, a three, come on, get that bed up, a four….

    • Uncle Mark

      Dimmy, Why for you do this to me, Dimmy?

    • Joe in PA

      LyndseyBelle on a date?

    • Dagoril

      Twerking has just been around for ages, hasn’t it!

      • The_Wretched

        It didn’t have a name back then. It was just ‘shaking your ass’.

  • Uncle Mark

    I just change the channel from Pat’s show, and POOF…no more evil voices in the house

  • PeterC

    Pat says that because he knows that “his god” can not do “shit” ABOUT IT.

  • AtticusP

    You know, I would gladly kick Pat’s wrinkled old ass, but I wouldn’t want to kill the gerbil.

    • olandp

      I’d like to get one of those, preferably one that really hates disorder and will vacuum.

  • SoCalGal20

    In some states you have to disclose if your house is haunted.

    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/8435418

  • kaydenpat

    Why isn’t he in a nice nursing old for the feeble-minded? Nothing he says makes any sense.

  • Orion Dumptee

    ‘electronic voices” ? oh, right, haunted houses have now entered the ‘digital’ age,..in Pats day they were called ‘sinister’

    • William

      Ghost hunters have captured the sound using their high tech devices.

      https://youtu.be/mcHNOOW4ywA

      • Orion Dumptee

        ha ha ha …PERFECT!!

  • SoCalGal20

    OT but in 1944 VP Henry Wallace wrote this eerily prescient piece about what American Fascism would look like.

    https://twitter.com/anandwrites/status/804059375321149440

  • we’re still here

    And whoever gets Robertson’s home after he croaks, don’t forget to fumigate …

    • Uncle Mark

      One good flush should get rid of any spiritual essence of Pat

    • William

      The new owner will have to rip out all the drywall. That stink gets embedded in the walls.

  • zhera

    Does she live close to a fracking site?

  • Porkie

    It’s the “Christian” thing to do!

  • clay

    So, one more person with a mental illness loses her home.

    • Natty Enquirer

      And another feathers his.

  • JWC

    another silly old mahn out in the yard shouting at clouds

  • bkmn

    Yup, it’s been about a day since we last heard from the undead.

  • ByronK

    Pat, btw, the house is 60 years old, not the single born again lady. Pay attention. He was probably thrown off by the image of a shaking bed.

  • jimbo65

    I guess hauntings should be added to disclosure forms from now on…..

    • Acronym Jim

      Jinx!

    • lymis

      The suicides certainly should be. I think you have to disclose such things.

      • Ernest Endevor

        Yes, and murders. And past ownership by Republicans. I’m trying to think of what such properties are called. Tainted?

        • RoFaWh

          Polluted?

        • Dagoril

          In real estate lingo, they would be “fixer-upers” 🙂

          • William

            Some are ‘flamethrower-ready’.

  • Acronym Jim

    I’m pretty sure hauntings are legally required to be disclosed to potential buyers. Lead and asbestos would be the least of the seller’s worries.

  • another_steve

    My Maine Coon pussycat is definitely possessed, and there’s a 50-50 chance that my husband is too.

    But with my husband, it’s a good thing.

    I surrender, totally, and consider the demonic ravishing a special treat.

    • zhera

      Oh Steve. Help me! There’s a new cat in the neighborhood. A Maine Coon. He’s soooooo friendly and cuddly and whenever he sees me he comes running up to me and demands petting. He tries to follow me inside.

      He’s so gorgeous! I want to keep him forever. But he obviously has a home and a loving family, as it’s clear he’s being brushed at least once per day.

      What do I do? How do I avoid stealing him?

      • Natty Enquirer

        if there’s one thing we’ve learned lately, it’s to just say NO to pussy-grabbing!

        • zhera

          I’m trying, honestly I am!

          • Natty Enquirer

            I owned a Maine Coon-mix for many years. She was a lovely, friendly cat. And how she adored her brushings!

          • Tor

            A couple of our lovelies actually rub their faces on the brush (when it’s just lying on the table).

      • another_steve

        I feel for you, zhera. They’re irresistible. Close to perfect creatures.

        Give him a spoonful of canned tuna. They love it, it won’t kill him, and his owner(s) will understand.

        Here’s a pic of mine.

        Look how exquisite she is.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/44ed522c2cef3d9ef3872ddc34741794d9e96a27c1a2df470d6ad9455090f8ca.png

        • Tor

          Careful with that tuna, folks. Tuna is a gateway drug. That’s how hubby and I ended up with 9 stray cats living with us. They’ll demand catnip next. And then they own you.

          • another_steve

            A true story: I stopped using the electric can opener to open tuna fish cans because girlfriend learned the sound of it and would start crawling up my legs as soon as she heard it in operation.

            So I started using one of the old-fashioned 1960s hand-cranked can openers. But then she mastered the sound of me hunting for it through the other kitchen tools in the drawer, and it was the same issue.

            You can’t win with them.

            They’re too smart.

          • clay

            At one point, simply opening my mother’s freezer (where the ice cream lived) was enough to draw the cat from sleeping on a bed at the other end of the house.

          • Tor

            Once they’ve had tuna, ordinary kibbles do not stand a chance.

          • another_steve

            Lol.

            You know cats. 😉

          • perversatile
  • lymis

    “If thy realtor sells thee a possessed house, turn and unload it on another sucker” Assholes 2:3-4

    Stay classy, Pat.

  • wow, how “christian” of him! got a problem item? like, a really scary bad problem? sell it and just don’t tell anyone what’s wrong before they buy, let them deal with it, and then Profit!

    actually now that i think about it, that really is par for the course, for most xtians. they love passing off problems to someone else, instead of dealing with them. in this case, the ‘friend’s mental illness.

  • Jim

    Buyer Bewitched.

    • Bob Conti

      Caveat Spector

      • Natty Enquirer

        Don’t keep all your ectoplasm in one jar.

        https://youtu.be/bG7rkW4wKv0?t=22m30s

      • clay

        (no wonder it’s the “invisible hand of the free market”)

      • yikes! i didn’t mean to downvote you, Bob. i hope it doesn’t show up that way to you. sometimes my trackball isn’t so steady.

        • clay

          (they’re toggles– hit it again and it should go away)

        • Bob Conti

          Not to worry. Thx for playing!

      • Robincho

        That’s what Phil’s victim learned, albeit rather too late…

        • Bob Conti

          I see what you did there. Well done!

    • andrew

      Emptor dementasset.

      • clay

        empty the demitasse set?

        • Robincho

          Latin’s so easy, once you get the hang of it…

    • Snarkaholic

      Cadaver Emptor.

  • andrew

    Yep we all know that demon spirits are real, just read the “holy” bible and you will see that they cause diseases. If they can cause diseases, they surely can shake a bed and open cupboard doors.

    • djcoastermark

      I used to have a camping trailer that when the bed shook, the cupboard doors really did open and close on their own.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        But what made the bed shake ?

        • djcoastermark

          Hmm, You might have to ask the ghosts of exploits past…

  • coram nobis

    He’s urging people to break the law. Most states require sellers (see, e.g., Cal. Civ. Code §§ 1102 et seq) “to disclose any fact materially affecting the value and desirability of the property, including, but not limited to, the physical conditions of the property and previously received reports of physical inspections” and so forth.

    Presumably this includes demons, ghosts, ghoulies, golems, poltergeist phenomena, resident spirits of the dead, incubi, succubi, and any other paranormal phenomena inhabiting a house, manufactured home, mobile home or residential rental property.

    A transfers Greenacre to B for a valuable consideration and a life estate, but disclosed only dry rot and ennui on the premises. On taking possession, B found the ghost of the Postumus family still resident in the attic and east wing. The Rule Against Perpetuities does not cover a life “not in being” on vesting or within 21 years. Discuss.

    • olandp

      OMG that is terrifying! A haunted mobile home!

      • coram nobis

        Double wide.

  • LovesIrony

    Whitehouse for sale on January 20 2017- must exorcise new demon inhabitants

  • BobSF_94117

    My house isn’t haunted, I don’t think, but every morning at the very same time, the shriveled old gnome of a grifter appears on the TV set and talks nonsense for half an hour.

    It’s spooky!

  • JaniceInToronto

    And we’re supposed to get our morals from religion? WTF?

  • ultragreen

    No, don’t sell it. Advertise it as a haunted house and sell tickets to people who watch Robertson’s 700 Club. Trust me, they’ll be dumb enough to buy them.

  • Lakeview Bob

    He should understand about haunted houses. He is the biggest spook I have ever seen.

  • IamM

    ‘Pass the problem off on some unsuspecting sap, it’s the Christian thing to do.’
    ~The Rotifers in Pat’s squishy skull.

  • margaretpoa

    Sell it to ME. CHEAP! I’ll buy your demon possessed home and exorcise it myself…by refusing to believe in your stupid, fucking fairy tales.

  • Charlie In SF

    I’ve had blessings, and several feng shui’s, but I haven’t had to do an exorcism yet on on a house I’ve sold (yet)

  • RNegron

    Let’s all find some Christian folk and start rattling their walls. Cheap house…

  • GBF62

    Pat is so kind to try to drum up business for the banks and usher in the next mortgage crisis.

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • thom

    ot ://
    the full 7th circuit court of appeals reheard a case on workplace discrimination against gay, lesbian and bisexual workers. court watchers are cautiously optimistic that the court will rule that sexual orientation discrimination should be viewed as sex discrimination under The Civil Rights Act of 1964.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      A court decision would be more lasting that Obama’s executive orders, which TrumPence will probably remove immediately after taking office. OTOH, who knows what horrors will be on SCOTUS by the time the case winds its way up there.

      • thom

        I agree. I feel like I can’t celebrate any achievement in civil rights or social justice because the next couple of decades could be disastrous for us all with a new SCOTUS. they could take away many of the advancements we’ve made

  • 2patricius2

    Of course, once the person who thinks the house is possessed gets out, the house might be free of the possession…. 🙂

  • William

    In many states, a death on the property has to be disclosed. They buyer can sue if it isn’t.

    • Leo Tallant

      I think (not sure) that there might even be states where death on the property must only be disclosed if the buyer asks for that information. Like I said though, I might be wrong about that.

      • coram nobis

        Depends on the state, but it may require disclosure if it affects the possible value of the real estate, with the possible exception of the Forest Lawn housing development.

        • William

          Murder and suicide are more commonly required than a simple death of natural causes. A friend on mine found out from the neighbors that a former owner of her house died after falling down the stairs. They are some pretty steep stairs.

  • Leo Tallant

    OK when we are asleep and OUR bed is shaking in the middle of the night while cabinet doors open and close I get up and turn on the TV to see where the epicenter was.

    …and I don’t think hearing Cortana say “You’ve Got Mail” (electronic voice) means that there are demons in your house!

  • Tor

    Typical christianist republicanist response. Pass the buck on to someone else.

  • geoffalnutt

    No. If your house is possessed by demons see a mental health professional immediately…if not sooner. Better yet – check yourself right into a high-security loo-loo-la-la farm.

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • SammySeattle

    “and the Lord spoketh, maketh thine problemeth thine neighbors’ “

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • I’m surprised Pat didn’t try selling her some salt for the windows and doors

  • Robert Conner
  • RoFaWh

    There must be some kind of lucrative scam one can pull to grift the idiots who believe in demons (and related nonsense).

    Oh.

    Robertson has a monopoly on it.

  • rednekokie

    And that’s the xtian way to go. Palm the problem off on some unsuspecting soul who doesn’t know any better (that’s the only ones who believe this horse shit jackass anyhow).
    Mr. Robertson is the only demon running loose any more

  • OdieDenCO

    how can you sell a house you don’t possess?

  • DenveRyk

    It’s not demons. It’s just the fracking that’s going on a mile up the road! And you know the oil/gas company will win in the end. lol!

  • KQCA

    I have relatives who believe every idiotic thing this POS says. Anyone else here know what I’m talkin’ about?

    • TuuxKabin

      Yup. With the thoughts and prayers.

  • Kissmagrits

    “Who ya gonna call?………”

  • coram nobis

    Fun fact: the voters of Sausalito, California had a major controversy over a $7.8 million public safety building. Bad feng shui.

    http://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Feng-shui-a-Sausalito-voter-issue-Planned-city-2870699.php

    The stucco building with Mediterranean touches would incorporate the sites of the old police and fire buildings — and extend 242 feet across the entire street. Therein lies the problem, at least from Bennett’s perspective.

    “They are cutting off the mouth of Qi,” she declared, adding that the “arrows of sha” are also looking a bit shaky. “It will have a deleterious effect.”

    • TuuxKabin

      Sausalito, where the only thing that separates the men from the boys is spit.

      • coram nobis

        No, but it does have a number of marinas for the cruising set.

  • chrisinphx

    Jesus doesn’t disclose.

  • John T

    This is why you never trust a realtor, home inspector, mortgage agent, or home construction contractor who has a Jesus fish on their business card or pickup truck.

  • fuzzybits
  • mr wonderful

    Onward,Christian Soldier

    • Snarkaholic

      Sleazy, thieving whore
      Grifting hard for Jesus
      But for yourself, far more
      You’re a damned disaster
      Lies and hate and woe
      Spewed all day while babbling
      On your lame-ass ‘show’.

  • Nic Peterson

    Smudge the joint with rosemary and pull that god damned Nutone system out of the wall. Problem solved.

    • The Return of Traxley

      Sage works well, too.

      • Nic Peterson

        Yeah that too. Whatever you want in your little bouquet garni burning thing. Put some herbs de Provence in it if it’s a French ghost. Or just toss the whole business into a pot roast, roll a fattie and invite a couple of demons over for dinner.

        • The Return of Traxley

          All of those sound fantastic!

    • William

      Did any of those Nutone intercoms ever work?

      • Nic Peterson

        I never saw anyone use a Nutone unit successfully.

    • Sage works better.

  • The_Wretched

    Passing the buck is the christian thing to do?

  • aar9n

    I WILL BUY YOUR POSSESSED HOMES! CALL ME!

  • Bomer

    Why couldn’t it be a possessed car? I need a cheap one and if it can act as a designated driver, bonus!

    • The Return of Traxley

      I know a certain Plymouth Fury that you might be interested in.

  • The Return of Traxley

    Fuck you, Pat.

    I have two ghosts hanging out in my house. Jack, a carpenter who lived here in the 40s, and Marvin, who lived with his parents in the 70s.

    Jack did a lot of improvements, like pouring a concrete floor in the basement, built the hall linen closet, and put in the large picture window.

    Marvin, on the other hand, was developmentally disabled and had a problem with alcohol. When his dad died and his mom was moved into a care facility, his two siblings bagged up his stuff, put it in the driveway, and changed the locks. They listed and sold the house and gave him NOTHING. He died homeless in 1991. I knew nothing about him until a neighbor told me about him in the mid 90s.

    Jack fixes things like stuck windows. Re-lights burned out light bulbs. Puts misplaced tools where I can find them.

    Marvin hides things. He closes windows. He opens cabinet doors.

    Both of them have loved this house. I can live with that.

    • William

      I lived in a haunted house for almost ten years. It took some getting used to, after that, it didn’t bother me. She liked to move little things to the smallest bedroom that I used for storage. One time, my beau at the time was in the kitchen and had two empty ice trays hit him in the back of the head. I was on the other side of the house and had nothing to do with it. Other than that, she liked to pace around in the original 1890s portion of the house.

  • Mike Knife

    Gollum has spoken.

    • Snarkaholic

      Gollum has much better posture.

  • Leo Degrandmaison

    What an ass . yep like must have said here that the good Christian thing to do

  • leastyebejudged

    superstition.

  • JCF
  • William

    When Pat crashes into a car in a parking lot, he is polite enough to leave a note that says Fuck You!

  • What a drama queen. Y’know, they’re not allowed to come in unless they’re invited, although they’ll try to sneak in. All you have to do is tell them to leave. What’s this exorcism BS?

    And typical right-winger — let someone else pick up the tab.

  • AdamTh

    The real solution is simple, burn the house down, then no one else is forced to deal with this problem. It’s what the white baby Jesus would do….

  • Dean Cameron

    Shouldn’t she just sprinkle salt in all the corners like Normal People do?

  • janey

    reminds me of churches I attended as a child. Christ would not be pleased.