Brian Brown Has The Trump Sadz

Via press release from hate group leader Brian Brown:

You may have heard the disappointing statement by President-elect Trump that same-sex “marriage” is settled law. This is simply not true. Same-sex “marriage” is not settled law; just as Roe is not settled law. What the Supreme Court has fabricated out of thin air, the Court can also overturn.

Though we are hopeful about the good that can be done in the coming administration, we all must make clear that we will never accept the legitimacy of the Obergefell decision. I ask you to take a moment today to join thousands of others across the country who are making clear the truth that Obergefell is #notsettled law, by clicking on the link below.

President-elect Trump pledged to the American people throughout the campaign, including in the pivotal third debate, that he would appoint justices to the Supreme Court who “will interpret the constitution the way the founders wanted it interpreted…that’s very important…I don’t think we should have justices appointed that decide what they want to hear.”

If the President–elect follows through on his commitment to appoint justices in the mold of Antonin Scalia, people who ‘will interpret the constitution the way the founders wanted it interpreted’ then the Supreme Court will reverse the Obergefell decision. That is because, as Justice Scalia and all those in the dissent said there is no constitutional support for the Obergefell ruling.

  • JaniceInToronto

    Just when you thought it was safe to use the internet again, up pops this asshole.
    Brian, you fuck, just go away.

    • Librarykid

      Trying so desperately to make himself relevant hoping someone from the bandwagon will swing the crane around to pull him aboard.

    • another_steve

      Janice…asking for a friend and his husband…by any chance, do you have a spare room there in Toronto?

  • vorpal

    I am sure that Trump will change his mind when Brian and his three friends do their yearly shuffle around the National Mall come next June.

    • Todd20036

      I still think Trump will sign anti gay legislation.

      Mostly because he’ll sign anything that pops up on his desk so he doesn’t have to read it.

      • ByronK

        But I thought he can’t. Read, I mean.

        • Todd20036

          Trump was elected to lead… not to read.

          • Rex

            You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.

      • vorpal

        Place your bets now as to the color of crayon he will use.

        • PickyPecker

          I’m going to have to go with SUNSET ORANGE for $20.

          • vorpal

            I’m grabbing Ivanka Pussy Pink before anyone else does.

        • zhera

          Gold, duh.

      • Megrim Twist

        I do, as well. Something along the lines of “Religious Liberty.”

      • Blake Jordan

        If it is possible, Donnie will probably sign an executive order or have congress pass a law that allows Pence to sign stuff and still be considered official…

      • RoFaWh

        It’s questionable whether Drumpf can read.

        Even if he can, his thirty-second attention span makes it impossible for him to read and comprehend anything more than a single short paragraph long.

    • Stefan Heikel

      Assuming NOM is even still in existence by then LOL.

    • Gest2016

      Like Groundhog Day only Brian Brown is he hog.

  • Brooklyn Joe
  • Michael R

    Trump’s position on gay marriage ( and everything ) doesn’t come from his conscience or his empathy or his understanding of human rights , it comes from his obsession with power , and it will conveniently change when he appoints someone to the Supreme Court .
    Now he has to send Pence out to tell everyone to be patient .

  • another_steve

    Brian also hates that the abolition of slavery in the United States is settled law.

    • Todd20036

      Since when? I have slaves. One of them I beat the crap out of, though he is white….

      • another_steve


        So you’re married too?

        • Todd20036

          No. I choose my own slaves.

  • PickyPecker
    • Snarkaholic

      “F-f-first I’m banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet in the Tri-State area…and now THIS!”

    • zhera

      You always bring some sunshine to this site. Thank you, PP!

  • HZ81

    Don’t cry, Bry-Bry. Trump could appoint Roy Moore to the SC. Have faith, Jebus boy.

    • kevin vincent

      I honestly doubt he knows who Moore is

      • Reality.Bites

        Last time anyone was appointed to the Court from Alabama was 1937 (Hugo Black). The only other two were pre civil war

        • RoFaWh

          There’s a really simple explanation: the law schools in Alabama aren’t very good.

          • Reality.Bites

            Well of course lots of people go to school out of state, especially for law degrees. But even if they come from there, I bet they don’t go back there.

            Of course I don’t know how they decide the “where.” Like if Obama was on the court would he be considered as Hawaii, Illinois, or wherever he ends up after he leaves Washington. I understand the family is staying till the youngest daughter finishes high school.

    • pch1013

      He’ll nominate whomever Bannon tells him to.

    • McSwagg

      I thought you had to be catholic or jewish to qualify for appointment to the Supreme Court.
      (I really wish this was snark.)

  • Treant

    Honey, you are useful idiots and nothing more. Shut up, vote Republican, and accept the scraps that they give you.

  • kevin vincent

    Well geeze Brown the bastard can’t be faithful to his own WIVES. Let alone stay with them he has been married THREE TIMES! DId you SERIOUSLY think he was going to actually do anything he said? Thanks to yo Obama is basically stuck babysitting the big orange baby

    • Clive Johnson

      The old joke–he loves traditional marriage so much that he wants to experience it with as many spouses as possible.

  • Ninja0980

    Don’t go away mad Brian, just go away.

  • Taylor

    NOM’s 990 Tax Forms should be coming out today. I think he’s probably brought out the dead horse in order to distract from what will probably be found inside of them.

  • EweTaw

    “. . . join thousands of others across the country”?
    Only thousands? Not millions?

    • Tor

      You know he’s exaggerating the numbers as he always has.

  • Rex

    Brian Brown is still not happy?
    Finally, a bright spot in my day.

    • zhera

      Silver lining over a Trumpian cloud.

    • tristram

      Brian has nothing to worry about. When Trump’s SCOTUS appointees overturn Obergefell, Trump will feign surprise and be ‘fine’ with it. And in the meanwhile, they’ll both have their ‘god told me to discriminate’ law to keep them happy.

    • Kyle Deetz

      delicious, delicious tears

  • Rex

    The founders of the Constitution were never invited to a gay wedding, don’t be so quick to judge what their intentions were.

    • Reality.Bites

      Don’t be so sure they weren’t. The Doctor says otherwise.

      DOCTOR: Jefferson isn’t a girl’s name. It’s not her name either. Jefferson, Adams, Hamilton. River – ?

      RIVER: Surnames of three of America’s founding fathers.

      DOCTOR: Lovely fellows. Two of them fancied me.

      • kevin vincent

        Plus they did hire Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben to help them wit the Revolution ant Steuben was so blatantly gay it is borderline ludicrous considering it was the 18th Century

  • ByronK
    • Paula

      Ah, yes. A blockhead, quite fitting.

      • Leo Tallant

        Those guys were always so mean to Gumby and Pokey.

  • Capritaur
  • Halou

    He really is desperate to have his hands on other men’s dicks and control what they do.

  • Snarkaholic

    I predicted (and have eagerly anticipated) this tantrum!

    • another_steve

      There’s only one proper course of action for religious fundamentalists of all stripes who cannot or will not abide by the rules of secular society. That is, to join their Lord and Savior (whatever flavor s/he be) in heaven.

      With these caveats:

      1. Do not take children or any non-consenting adults with you;

      2. Leave your pets and livestock behind; and

      3. Don’t sully-up expensive altar linens with your blood.

      Some nut job protesting marriage equality in France did that #3 number some years ago — in Notre Dame Cathedral, as I recall — and it was very offensive.

      • Snarkaholic

        I think they’re also supposed to sell all of their belongings and give the money to poor people (different story – Matthew 19:21)…so NO heaven for Brianna!

        • another_steve

          Well, according to my ancient Jew peeps, he’s doomed anyway — on account of the fact that he wears clothing of wool and linen mixed together.

          Good riddance to bad rubbish.

          • Snarkaholic

            And has eaten enough ham (and cheese(!) sandwiches to fill two boxcars.

          • another_steve

            Kidding aside, tonight is my man’s and my Mexican dinner night out. We do Mexican once a month. This particular restaurant we like does a crab and shrimp chimichanga that is absolutely to die for. Totally.

            I was raised Jewish. I studied Torah. A hundred and fifty people witnessed my Bar Mitzvah.

            Do you know what, in Leviticus, the punishment for eating a crab and shrimp chimichanga is?

            Don’t ask.


          • William

            Cheeseburgers are equal abominations.

          • another_steve

            The “meat-and-dairy” prohibition takes a backseat to the shellfish prohibition, hon.

          • William

            How about the bacon cheeseburger?
            (Dramatic sound effect)

          • another_steve

            I do those too, babe. Love me my bacon cheeseburgers.

            If my ancient ancestors were correct — if the Jew God is “it” and all-powerful — expect to see me in hell a decade or so from now, hair aflame.

      • William

        Have you ever tried to get blood out of marble? It is very labor intensive.

  • Rex

    Not that I’m vindictive in any way, but I hope that there are many more headlines with “Trump Sadz” in them.

  • Philly Mike

    I feel this press release is not real, there is no money beg.

    • Schlukitz

      Interesting observation.

  • Paula

    One trick pony sez what? Brian, get a friggin’ hobby already! How pathetic is your life that the only thing you have to worry about two homos getting married. Surely, you have something else to worry about.

    • Oikos

      He is worried that without grifting cash he will run out of Häagen-Dazs

      • RoFaWh

        Haagen-Dazs? That oversweetened crap?

    • Snarkaholic

      But this IS his hobby: Whacking off behind the podium, while thinking/talking about two men doing teh ghey!

    • Schlukitz

      On a personal level, I am sure that Brian Brown could give a fuck less about two homos getting married.

      Simply put, SSM has been his cash cow and Brian is totally unwilling to let go of the dried-up tits he is still frantically clutching in his hand and trying to milk every last drop out of them that he can before giving up in despair and having to seek other employment.

      • Gest2016

        Those tits are attached to the Pope’s chest, btw.

    • RoFaWh

      More to the point: get a job that you’re not ashamed to admit working at.

    • Gest2016

      Can someone remind me why Brian Brown cares about two adults getting married? How again does this affect his life? I am confused.

      • Paula

        Some people are not happy unless they are making other people miserable.

  • Mr. Brown can scarcely wait until American women go back to being walking incubators and QUILTBAG folk are shoved back into closets with the doors nailed shut.
    I just cannot shake the notion that he’s projecting. Strongly.

  • andrew

    Trump has no fixed ideology. He is a narcissistic pragmatist who does and says what at any given time feeds his ego and advances his cause: himself. IMO in the next year the extremists on the right will be hating on him.

    • Tor

      I absolutely agree. In fact, everybody will be hating him.

      • Gest2016

        That’s why he must launch World War III. That way he “wins”.

        • Tor


    • Reality.Bites

      They’ll be hating on him – but they’ll still fall in line. They have nowhere to go.

    • pleasebereasonable1

      Trump’s term will mirror the Governator’s. Half way through they will see that he has made good on not one single campaign promise they will be chomping at the bit to vote him out.

  • Snarkaholic

    I’ve seen that same shirt before…it looks like Brianna has fallen on hard times!

  • dcurlee

    Brian don’t worry we don’t trust him either….wow we actually agree on something

  • The Sentinel

    He has the sadz… for now. Wait till after January 7th.

  • Lawerence Collins

    Trust nothing that comes from the fascist mouth.

  • Reality.Bites

    “I ask you to take a moment today to join thousands”

    That’s the problem, Brian. There are thousands who care about your silly marriage fight. There are millions who oppose it, and tens of millions who don’t give a shit.

    • “Math is HARD!”

      • RoFaWh

        Math Arithmetic is hard.

    • RoFaWh

      One might also take a didactic stance and say “Brian, baby, “thousands” is not a large number.”

  • On a related subject, They just said on MSNBC that Paul Ryan has unanimously been reelected as candidate for Speaker by the House Republican Caucus. Wanna bet Steve Bannon has his face up in his shooting gallery for target practice? I wonder if blue-eyed Paul has the balls to take Bannon on?

    • joe ho

      MSNBC? Still? It’s not that hard to quit it.

  • bkmn

    Trump does things for one reason – to make himself richer. Brian Brown just got skooled.

  • JamesStone

    How is this man still getting paid? I thought NOM went bankrupt..

    Hey Brian..Macy’s is looking for temporary Christmas help.. Check into it!

    • William

      Macy’s hires people who smile. He hasn’t a chance.

      • RoFaWh

        Ever notice that Drumpf rarely smiles except for grins of pleasure at the success of his latest con?

        • William

          Most of his smiles look more like he’s gritting his teeth while a toenail is being yanked out.

      • Snarkaholic

        Yes. Besides, grift rapping is not the same thing as gift wrapping.

    • Schlukitz

      They are looking for a couple of gears and cogs that have lots of experience with “spinning”.

  • pch1013

    Liar gets lied to; seethes, whines. Film at 11.

    • Snarkaholic

      The film shows Brianna sneaking home under cover of darkness, hoping to not be spotted by his (many) creditors.

  • Funny how Brian Brown knows exactly what the Framers of the Constitution were thinking—or even how they’d react to life in 21st Century America.

    Hey Brian, let’s try this thought experiment: let’s transport you to 2254 AD and let’s see how well you understand any of what you’re seeing, much less try and enforce your view of reality upon its residents.

  • Rockola404

    Bryan Fischer is also whining.

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    Wait until tomorrow. Trump will have a different answer to the same question, and there’s a good chance it won’t make any sense.

    Everyone: “Mr. Trump, is same sex marriage settled law?”
    Trump: “Blue.”

    • William

      Orange, you heretic.

  • Charlie

    “who’s sorry now? who’s sorry now? whose heart is achin’ for breakin’ each vow?” – Connie Francis

  • William

    Oh no, is the honeymoon over? They haven’t even had the chance to do it in the Lincoln bedroom.

  • Cuberly

    “…that he would appoint justices to the Supreme Court who “will interpret the constitution the way the founders wanted it interpreted…”

    Yawn….laws have been fleshed out over 240 years Bri Bri. All of them through interpretation of the general principles outlined in the Constitution. Originalism is a cynical appeal to the ignorant, in other words, bri bri’s followers.

    The asshole has a masters from Oxford, and degrees in American History. He knows he’s full of complete shit.

    • McSwagg

      If the Founders intended for us to follow only their views, there would be no method of amending the Constitution and the Supreme Court would not have the power to interpret the document. Anyone who insists on an “Originalist” interpretation is, in fact, going against the ideas and values of the Founders. They created a document and a system of government that meets the needs of the living, not the needs of some long dead heroes.

      • Cuberly

        Agreed, “originalism” is PC for radical corp conservative.

        Pretending to dismiss judicial precedent is incredibly disingenuous. I mean, corporations as people? Their rulings are littered with contradictions.

        It’s a tactic of a well funded right-wing hell bent on dismantling all social leaning legislation and judicial precedent reaching back to Teddy Roosevelt.

        The astounding irony is if the activist right met all of their goals they’d be gutting the ground out from underneath themselves. I tend to view them as an ideological hot house they’re incapable of venturing out of. And, it’s toxicly cynical.

        • McSwagg

          As my grandmother used to say, “They’ll cut off their noses to spite their faces.”

          • Cuberly

            Grandma was right.

            Functioning modern society is apparently a hindrance. (sigh)

  • greenmanTN

    Somebody finally put Baby in the corner.

  • Clive Johnson

    Brian the Deplorable,

    It must be awful, just sitting there, knowing that somewhere, perhaps even right now, someone is getting same sex married.

    Two people joining their lives together in an official capacity, and tomorrow wondering what’s for dinner, if the cat has been fed, and shit, there’s another medical bill. The ungodly horror of it all must be too much at times. Even more upsetting is the image of Jesus masturbating in furious frustration, impotent to resist the homos as they take their revolutionary march through American society into domestic tranquility.

    What is the world coming to when love is allowed to rule?

    • RoFaWh

      Brian, the Doubly Deplorable

      Deplorable because of his ignorant, hate-driven activity against LGBT, also deplorable because he’s so damned fat.

  • BobSF_94117

    I believe Brian Brown just called Donald Trump a liar.

    • Schlukitz

      So much for any hope that he may be appointed to Trump’s Cabinet. LOL

      • Snarkaholic

        He was hoping to be put in charge of Trump’s Kitchen Cabinets!

  • RoFaWh

    I suspect that Brown does not know what “settled law” means.

    Trump very likely doesn’t either, but at least someone in his entourage convinced him that it was a presidential thing to say.

  • William

    Let’s apply Scalia’s original intent of the Constitution to the second amendment. From this day forward, people have the right to bear muskets and long rifles. None of that semi or full automatic crap, large or small capacity clips are banned.

    • McSwagg

      Just think of all the electoral votes they would lose if black people only counted as 3/5ths of a person. The election results might have gone the other way.

  • mikeinrkfd

    Brian, get use to it.

  • Richard B

    Brian Brown, boo hoo, quit whining, tell your wife it is time to wash your stinky dirty underwear, and shut up. If you feel like a cheap whore, it is because Trump used you, got what he needed from you, and he moved on. He doesn’t even know your name or who you are.
    It is time to find another job to feed your family.

  • fuzzybits

    Please cut a check now.

  • thatotherjean

    Pfffft. You got what you voted for; you got what you wanted–just not everything you wanted- -and you’re still whining. Sit down, Brian, and shut up for at least the next four years.

  • IamM

    That’s not how any of this works Brian. But thanks for adding a little levity in these tense times. 😬 😂

  • PeterC

    The only way to settle this, is to have the people who wrote the US Constitution come in and explain what those words mean, again.

    • Snarkaholic

      Yes…the men in long powdered wigs, pastel-colored satin suits, makeup, and high-heeled shoes!

  • Mark

    grifting away…..grifting away……

    • Snarkaholic

      I’m grifting away
      Gotta try to cheat everyone I see
      Cuz I’ve got to feed me
      Not to mention my entire family
      I’m a whore, I’m a hooker
      So climb aboard
      We’ll rip off the public
      Then I’ll steal YOUR hoard
      And I’ll try
      Oh, Lord, I’ll try
      To ruuuuin Don!

  • DesertSun59

    Oh, Brian.

    We ALSO know he lied.

    You’ll get your way.

  • Orly

    Oh shut up and get a real job assclown.

  • JellyDonut

    put a pacifier in that babies mouth

  • StSean

    hmm.. this comes in sharp contrast to NOM’s jizzing over their special place at the Trump table a few days ago.

  • Oh, have a slice of gay wedding cake, honey.

  • Sean Taylor

    Wtf he had a hardon for Trump last I heard. He reminds me of my ex.

    • BudClark

      Honey, in politics, you fuck who you gotta fuck to get ahead.

  • Bob Conti

    Roe, a decision that hasn’t been touched in 33 years. If that isn’t settled…

  • Gest2016

    I have a feeling the only thing that will ever really shut Brian Brown up and make him happy is a huge cock in his mouth.

    • Bob Conti

      You first.

  • BudClark

    Trump is gonna screw the KKKonservative KKKriSTAINist KKKultists … drop your pants, clean out, grease up, bend over,

    and get in line. He’ll get around to you EVENTUALLY!

    The mental image of Paul Ryan being administered a large, hot, soapy enema by Donald Trump brings a tear of joy to even MY jaded eyes.