Sean Hannity Has The Early Sadz [VIDEO]

From his “closing argument” last night:

“You can decide tomorrow to save America from the declining state it is in and stop this downward spiral. That’s what this election is about. Tomorrow night, if Hillary Clinton is elected, those who didn’t support Donald Trump, voted for Hillary, or #NeverTrump-er, I’m telling you right now: You own her Supreme Court, you own her unvetted refugees, you own her tax increases, you own her open borders, you own Obamacare, you own her energy independence. You will own it.”

  • Xuuths

    Yes, I’ll be glad to own it!

  • skyweaver

    Happily, Sean

  • Paul

    Proudly, Sean, proudly

  • Lazycrockett

    Is this suppose to be a bad thing?

  • Ginger Snap

    I’ll own it, thank you very much.

    • grindstone

      I’ll own the shit out of it. Boy, bye.

      • Librarykid

        Speaking of which, he is obviously not closing the lid before he flushes if he thinks we are in a downward spiral

        • karmanot
          • Richard, another Canuck

            Tis the Republicans and their party circling the drain.

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    • Phil in Colorado

      Owned it the second I voted for her this morning!

    • Todd Allis

      I shall be a proud owner, thanks!

  • Randy Ellicott

    Glad that he understands basic civics… He still has to accept that he is supporting a racist little man-child… given the choice it seems clear we get the better part of the deal!

  • bkmn

    I hope he has the sadz early, late and often.

    • RobynWatts

      And live on Fox Snooze.

  • Oikos
    • karmanot

      Oh my Gawd use lube, don’t cry!

  • Rebecca Gardner

    With pleasure Sean, with pleasure. You’re God Damn Fucking Right we own it. YAY!

    OT – but Glenn Beck is so weird.
    Glenn Beck now supports Black Lives Matter — and says ‘Obama made me a better man’
    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/11/glenn-beck-now-supports-black-lives-matter-and-says-obama-made-me-a-better-man/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

    • Gustav2

      You finally noticed Glenn Beck is so weird? 😉

      • Rex

        Beck is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, that’s just bat-shit crazy.

        • TuuxKabin

          The ‘g’ is silent in enigma when talking about Beck.

    • Jeanne173

      About Beck, that was yesterday, he will have another ah-ha moment today.

    • olandp

      I have a friend who constantly said she would prefer Bill Clinton to that radical Obama. I guess now I’ll have to hear how she prefers Obama to Hillary. She also says that she is an Independent, after voting for GWB twice, McCain, Romney, and every other Republican that ever ran.

      It was always interesting talking politics with her, telling her things she never knew. This time when she would start on Trump, I just said that I wasn’t talking about it.

    • The_Wretched

      Beck should be put in a soft walled pastel environment with light muzak and never heard from again. He’s been out of his gourd for a while now.

  • TexasBoy

    [snark] I thought Hannity was supposed to be no spin.[/snark]

  • BearEyes

    and your point?

  • poor sean…he was looking forward to being head of Trumps ministry of propaganda and state media outlet.

    • Acronym Jim

      Minister of Information – aka Bad Gag Bob.

    • David Walker

      There’s always Trump TV.

  • pj

    i was happy to own obama and ill be happy to own hillary. now go away bitch.

  • Neely OHara

    Deal me in!

  • Butch

    Glad to. Apparently we live in different countries; I don’t see this hellhole you describe anywhere around me.

  • AW

    Good. Hopefully he’s crying to dehydration.

  • SFBruce

    You mean Hillary Clinton will make us energy independent??? Quelle horreur!

    • penpal

      And make cash-swimming people like Donald Trump ACTUALLY pay taxes? *GASP!!*

      • Joe knows who I am.

        Hopefully they’ll stick with their plan and just leave the country.

      • lymis

        Well, if we ever get full disclosure (likely through a lawsuit), i think will find he’s a “cash-wading person,” but your point is well taken.

    • Acronym Jim

      Why does Hannity hate America?

      • Mark

        Because he’s a scared white man losing his grip of power.

        • Librarykid

          Could we start a campaign saying that Hannity is losing his grip?

        • Nasty Girl Brianna

          And he’s a fascist who supports a demagogue.

    • Raising_Rlyeh

      Oh, it’s a horror because we’d be moving away from fossil fuels and Hannity has spent decades sucking the coal insustry’s dick.

  • geoffalnutt

    We will own it with joy unbounded…and a sense of relief…indescribable.

  • Bruno

    I will own every.single.fucking.bit.of.that, you psycho hosebeast.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Side note. This website is EXCELLENT election day stress relief.

    http://trumpdonald.org/

    • SoCalGal20

      OMG lol!

    • (((GC)))

      🎺🎺🎺 Yeah! 🎺🎺🎺

    • samcollins

      Thanks for the laugh….I needed that.

    • djcoastermark

      Great find. I am having too much fun with it and getting a great laugh.

    • OdieDenCO

      that made my eyes tear up from laughing so hard!

      HA!

    • Mark

      ROFLMGWAO (laughing my gay white ass….)

    • lymis

      Great way to celebrate!

    • RobynWatts

      LOL! Thanks for that. Bookmarked for later when the results for Hillary come in.

    • Joe in PA

      And if you tap enough times…the trumpet erupts. Take that any way you want. 🙂

    • David Walker

      Even the cat loved it.

  • I am waiting for the bad news, Sean. Keep going.

  • ceeenbee

    Great, dipshit. Sounds like a good investment to me.

  • Charlie

    and own it I will!!!!!

  • leave it to hannity to claim that moving from coal to renewable energy is a bad thing. he is the kind of Luddite who would oppose electric lights becasue “think of the jobs of the lamp lighters”

    • clay

      He would oppose rural electrification because “the farmers will become lazy.”

    • Acronym Jim

      And he would oppose retraining those lamplighters to become electricians.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Don’t forget all those horse buggy manufacturers that went out of business.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    As long as I no longer have to own you, Sean.

  • olandp

    Yes, I will, thank you.

  • Ross

    Sean is preaching to the choir.

    A demented choir.

  • TK
  • madknits

    Sean, please move to Russia. Please.
    Pretty please.

  • AtticusP
  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent
  • SoCalGal20

    OT but, along with gerrymandering, the disenfranchisement of people who have served time and been released from prison needs to be addressed.

    https://twitter.com/politicswolf/status/793497484978978816

    • Bruno

      If only Dems could get a foothold in Florida…

    • The_Wretched

      Our ‘justice’ system needs to be completely redesigned and started over. Tweaks can’t fix the degree of dysfunction and discrimination we’re seeing.

    • Earl

      In my country, we let the prisoners vote too.

      There’s no reason to strip someone of their right to vote. Ever.

  • djcoastermark

    I voted. I am proud to own it !

  • Mike C

    Proudly owning it, ya lying clownass.

  • EweTaw

    He also has the sadz over his incurable hemorrhoids.

    • Adam King

      I didn’t know you could have brain hemorrhoids.

      • Steverino

        Caused by too many brain farts.

      • Bad Tom

        Hannity is a medical wonder.

      • EweTaw

        You can. You really can. If you don;t get butt hemorrhoids treated they grow up through your body and turn your brain into one giant pulsing purple thingy. Then you have to go to the doctor to have it lanced. And then you die.

        • Adam King

          Well! You learn something new every day.

  • Cuberly
  • Rex

    Title and pink slip, please.

  • Blake J Butler
    • EweTaw

      I’ve invited my mini posse to meet at 2:00 pm at Tacos Don Rafa (8th South and State Street) to sit on the low brick parking lot wall at Sears and enjoy as many tacos as they can eat. If you are in SLC, come on down! I’m buying! 🙂

      • TuuxKabin

        I’ll have to tell a friend in Yucatan, Mx, his boyfriend’s name is Rafa. They have a sweet schnauzer, Brandy. They won’t be able to join you but will appreciate the spirit! Sounds like a great time.

        We’re planning a celebratory lunch at TOAST, B’dwy & 105th St, SW corner. #1 B’dway local to 103rd St.

        Anyone in the neighborhood please join us at 12:30. First round of drinks on me.

  • Barry William Teske

    So what exactly is Sean Hannity’s going rate for bold faced lying, lack of moral code and ethical deception?
    It is more than obvious he owns, profits and exemplifies such.
    Is that the attraction?
    Are the looky loos so entertained by a fatal traffic accident, the blood draining to the curb is worthy of extra butter on the popcorn?

    • doninkansas

      I prefer a very high quality olive oil and coarse sea salt on mine

  • Texndoc

    I don’t know WHY Chris Hayes would re-tweet that Roger Stone has Instagrammed that he’s on his way to spend election night with Alex Jones. I’m sure they both plan to accept the results like little gentlemen.

    • Adam King

      The kind of little gentleman that scream when they poop their diapers?

  • Rex

    Hey Sean, for all those reasons you sited, that’s why we’re voting for her. That down-ward spiral – that’s the Republican Party.

    • Adam King

      Exactly right.

  • Ross

    You own her Supreme Court. Thank God.

    You own her unvetted refugees. LIE.

    You own her tax increases. Not if you earn less than $250K.

    You own her open borders. LIE.

    You own Obamacare. Thanks, Obama!

    You own her energy independence. Whoee!

    • David Walker

      I don’t see the problem here.

  • Joseph Miceli

    I am proud to own all of the above Sean. Now, fuck off bitch.

  • Kruhn
    • Bruno

      Someone call a medic, she’s having another seizure!!!!111!!1!1

    • JayRock

      Can we get the “swaying and in yellow” one today some time too?

  • marshlc
    • Bruno

      OMG. It looks real.

      • EweTaw

        Yup. Check Joe’s post from yesterday. It happened.

        • Bruno

          I feel like it must break some sort of law.

          • The_Wretched

            Desecration of a body is illegal under State law. There’s probably also infliction-of-emotional-distress torts civilly.

          • Chucktech

            Watch this godly ghoul skate in court, with stultifying hypocrisy, by arguing it’s not a “body,” it’s a fetus.

          • EweTaw

            Christians don’t have to obey about laws in Texass.

    • Earl

      Probably a fake baby, but the act is still sick. Even if you don’t believe in that religious bullshit.

  • MB
  • penpal

    The fuck kind of alternative universe are these whackos living in?

    • Dave B

      Trump supporters are detached from reality.

      • IamM

        Not far enough.

  • Dave B

    Reading the comments at YouTube I’m convinced that every one is coming from 9 year old boy with a bully complex.

    • Bruno

      16 year old Russian boys paid to bully.

      • Dave B

        This.

    • clay

      (and 59 facebook accounts)

      • Steverino

        Speaking of Facebook, hubby is scrolling through it this morning and the sadz are already being posted en-masse by the Trumpanzees.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Some Gems :
      – if Hilary wins I’m considering moving to Russia. they protect their own

      – she helped found ISIS

      – FLORIDA 4 TRUMP!!!! Everyone I know that is of Latin heritage all support Trump!!

  • 2patricius2

    Sean Hannity is part of the downward spiral of the Republicant Party.

  • Michael White

    I am proud to own it all. Go Hilary and all Dems down stream

  • Adam King

    I OWN it? Whoopee!!!

  • The_Wretched

    Scared man-child who isn’t smart enough understand how things actually work; we’re good with all those things.

  • David L. Caster

    Thanks, I’ll take it.

  • Lazycrockett

    New Yorkers just shouted “You’re SO phony” as Drumpf was walking away from his voting station. Luv NYC.

    • Bruno

      For New Yorkers, that was polite and kind.

  • DrRobY

    Um ok. I wear it well too.

  • Rex

    Avoid the rush, get your sadz in today!

  • Bruno
    • EweTaw

      Please bloody baby black Jeebus, make it so!

      • Bruno

        If the Dems outperform polls, it could be. Though I think even if Hillary wins big because of the Latino vote, it won’t affect the Senate race as much. There will be ticket splitting.

        • EweTaw

          Bummer, dude.

        • Jmdintpa

          i live here and i hope this is true but not buying it … sadly

    • Jmdintpa

      god i live here and if murphy pull this off you will hear me scream all the way from tampa !!!!!!!

      • KarenAtFOH

        I circled his dot this morning, and I would love to join you.

    • Hunter M

      I voted for Murphy. Can’t stand Rubio. I so hope that Murphy can pull this off.

  • moebym

    Proud to own it.

  • Chris Davis

    Suck it, Hannity.

  • Matthew Delemos

    Nothing makes them whine like realizing their relevance doesn’t really extend far outside Faux noise.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Well, aren’t you the clever boy, Sean. A little secret; we”ll own it proudly. If little Donnie wins, you’ll own the violence, racism, and everything that comes along with petty thin skinned wanna be dictators.

  • RobynWatts

    I honestly can’t see no downside to this. Want a hanky, Hannity?

  • Slippy_World
    • EweTaw

      Seems fair.

    • AdamTh

      Don’t be too sure, I bet he’ll want those hats back

  • Allan_in_SF

    That’s not enough! I want to own the Senate too..

  • Megrim Twist

    Oh, we’ll own it alright, fuckhead!

  • delk

    <—proud owner

  • Jmdintpa

    CHECK PLEASE….

  • Lumpy Gaga

    We built that!!!

  • Acronym Jim

    #yeswewill…gladly

  • Ernest Endevor

    Gladly.

  • Brooklyn Joe

    I’m sure I’ll be saying this a lot today….Giuliani, Gingrich, Conway, Hannity, Steve King….the list goes on
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/367037bf2b8569c5be0d07b319729fc9666183ad8a4ea60e0b102a9aeadd7069.jpg

  • Bj Lincoln

    Gladly!

  • SoCalVet

    Yes, that’s why we’ll call it a “mandate.” Ironic, huh?

  • bob
  • Raising_Rlyeh

    Coal is an out-dated technology and we need to move fucking past it. I’m sorry that people will lose their jobs, but they can be retrained. this is the equivalent of demanding the government support the buggy making business.

  • LADY MABELINE

    I’m an owner. Going to get me some rabbits.

  • lymis

    Damn right we will. And the f***ing Senate and House need to understand that, too. They don’t get to decide that they don’t like her and can just ignore judicial and ambassadorial nominations and obstruct policy without proposing (and passing) something else.

    It’s OUR country, Hannity. Not yours. Not the GOP members of Congress.

  • “You own her Supreme Court…you own Obamacare, you own her energy independence. You will own it.”

    Jeez, Sean. You say that like it’s a bad thing!
    #ImWithHer

  • Dinz6315

    Damn fucking straight, we’ll own it, with pride.

  • Rillion

    This is great news…for John McCain! Hopefully tonight I’ll be able to say “I built that!” I hope Hillary grabs this election by the pussy!

  • Hannity is still trotting out the debunked Acorn hoax?

  • TrollopeReader

    Can we also own her deporting you for being a vile person, Sean? I’d like to own that.

  • The Milkman

    That’s right, Sean. We will own it. That doesn’t mean that everyone who voted for Hillary is super excited about it. Even some of the Democrats aren’t all that whippy about her. But you lost many of the more thoughtful Republican and Independent voters by putting forward this absurd buffoon. Did you really expect them to look at the two viable candidates and choose him? Come on.

  • Damn right!

  • Dubito et cogitare

    Gladly, a-hole.

  • Acronym Jim

    So, to put it another way, Hannity:

    Opposes a President’s duty to appoint Supreme Court judges,
    Opposes granting sanctuary to refugees fleeing terrorism,
    Opposes tax increases on the wealthy,
    Opposes unfettered travel to Canada and Mexico,
    Opposes providing health insurance to people who otherwise couldn’t afford it,
    Supports reliance on Middle East oil.

    As I asked before, why does Hannity hate America and Americans?

  • IamM

    Yes. That’s why we voted for her, you fatuous ignoramus.

  • Marides48

    STFU!

  • JesterRedPanda

    own her energy independence?
    He says that like thats a bad thing! Fuckin hell these GOP guys are anti-America

  • JaniceInToronto

    Kindly piss off Sean. Just go away.

  • Robert Conner
  • Rockola404

    Has Karl Rove’s dry erase-board been conviscated.

  • Gaymurcan

    If only their party would see and admit that they have cast themselves as America’s domestic enemies, wholly unnecessarily. Abusing their own rights and those of others, they’ll never be happy or satisfied on these shores because they’ve *made up their minds not to be,* demonstrating their immaturity. If they don’t like America, then make other plans elsewhere but by all means, shut the hell up.

  • madscntst

    Yeah, you’re welcome.

  • In HannityLand, “declining state” = “Folks other than straight, white, Christian males are experiencing joy and success”

    He’s opposed to energy independence? Really??

  • greenmanTN

    Not a problem, Sean. Oh, and FYI, I wouldn’t fuck you with Ann Coulter’s dick.

  • Dee

    Damn right we’ll own it!

  • jimbo65

    You know what Sean, I’ll gladly own it. Fuck you. You literally are a dick, nevermind your rumored well endowment.

    • What’s 12″ long and hangs between Donald Trump’s thighs? Sean Hannity’s necktie. . .

  • Even after Republicans’ bogus hoaxes have been debunked, they keep using them. It’s like, “Honey badger don’t care!”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

  • andrew

    Hannity, if Hillary wins, I’ll shout it from the rooftop that I’m one of the rational citizens who “own it.”

  • Joe in PA

    I think Joe should have some sort of poll or vote for the person with the most delicious sadz. I’m thinking Hannity might be at the top. But then there is Ghouliani . It will roll right off people like Newt, O’Reilly, Coulter. And spox Pierson is too stupid to even know what happened.

  • ColoMtnWoman

    Where do I sign up? Oh wait… I’m already signed up…

  • JustSayin’

    Proud owner of all those things you laying fucking dickweed

  • Rick Jackson

    So happy to own it. Now will follow he who shall not be named and ride off into that orange sunset never to be heard again?

  • That tie just — well, words fail me.

  • justmeeeee

    Yes, if we get energy independence because of this nasty woman, it will all be our own fault!

  • IamM

    Omg, @MikeGrunwald interviewed Trump supporting real life Hummels.

    https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/796022430816993282

  • TuuxKabin

    We’ll have ours, you’ll have _____ fill in blank.

  • Guest

    No problem, Sissy, I own it now and I will henceforth. You got a problem with that, asshole?

  • Jeffg166

    It’s going to be horrible. A woman’s right to choose reaffirmed. Along with gay marragie, integration, banks regulated and more positive progressive ideas. Oh, the humanity.

  • Friday

    Can’t wait for taco-time. 🙂

    • TuuxKabin

      It’s always taco’clock somewhere.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    Why yes, Sean, you’re correct. We will OWN all the advancement and good news that the Hillary administration will bring. Downward spiral? Ha! In your dreams.

  • Micah Spiese

    GLADLY!!!

  • NotAnApologist

    Pathetic shill.

  • Porkie

    On the contrary; However well deserved, I do not think that Hillary could have even come close to winning were it not for the invaluable help of Donald Trump, his surrogates and his apologists – OWN IT Hannity.

  • William

    Don’t start crying yet, I haven’t bought any whipped cream!

  • TallBearNC

    Yep we will own it and be proud we voted for her

  • Nic Peterson

    Energy independence is bad? How, Gurl?

  • Hunter M

    Hey Hannity!

    A Big FUCK YOU!

  • SFHarry

    I bought it, I own it, and I’m hoping to repurchase in 4 years.

  • Michael Hampton

    Sean owns that he supported and lied for a white supremacist.

  • Jumper

    Was the “energy independence” a slip of his forked tongue?

    • No. These morons think that the country being energy independent is actually a bad thing because it means someone, somewhere, isn’t earning maximum profit while destroying the planet’s biosphere.

  • dattexas

    Consider it owned. Thanks.

  • Really, Sean? That’s FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC then. It’s exactly what I want. We’ve had a conservative-majority SCOTUS since Reagan, forty years worth — it’s time for the other way for a while.

    Refugees are already vetted far beyond what most countries do — but it would help America a lot if we took in more of them because they work harder and are more loyal and are generally way the fuck less complacent and lazy than those who take their American citizenship for granted. Immigrants are what made America great, not ‘Gangs of New York’-style Nativism.

    As for raising taxes, I’m all for it. Again, since Reagan, we tried that trickle-down bullshit and it didn’t work, except to make the already rich obscenely wealthy, to the point where they can’t even spend the money they already have, as wages have been stagnant. And all of that isn’t a Democratic solution, but a direct result of deliberate GOP policies.

    Our open borders? That doesn’t exist. Owning Obamacare? Fuck yes, let’s fix it and make it better with at least a public option, although Medicare for All would be even better. ACA is the only reason I have insurance now, because those fucking insurance companies didn’t want to cover a woman who gets treatable migraine headaches.

    And what the fuck is wrong with energy independence? That’s a GREAT goal, especially if it leans almost entirely on clean, renewable energy sources. I look at the two solar panel poles out across our driveway and see freedom from electricity bills. Since they were installed about a year ago, we avoided putting over 14 tons of CO2 into the atmosphere and have generated 19.3 MWh of electricity — every Watt of it from the sun alone.

    So, Sean sweetie, you go cry into your bourbon or whatever it is you get drunk on. The rest of us have work to do, and are glad to ‘own’ all of those things.

  • CottonBlimp

    Sean, you and Trump ARE America’s downward spiral.

    The rise of Neonazis and the KKK in American politics? YOU OWN THAT.

  • Bob Conti

    You know, I’ve always figured that these guys actually want Trump to lose, because if he wins, and the country goes to shit, which it will, they’re pretty much toast.

  • david fairfield

    Just leaving the voting booth. I do own it. More than I’ve ever owned ANYTHING. As always, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

  • DN

    Anyone else remember the early/mid 90s when all the snappy waiters wore ties with jeans? Well played, Sean…

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Cry you vapid, whiny little bitch, CRY!!!!

  • Gianni

    I would really like to see some guy slowly stuffing a rolled up sock into Sean’s mouth while repeatedly telling him to STFU, STFU, STFU……..