LIVE VIDEO: Jon Bon Jovi, Springsteen, POTUS, And FLOTUS Rally With Hillary On Philly’s Independence Mall

The rally begins at 7PM and the line to get in is over 1.5 miles long at this writing. I’m posting this a bit early as a heads-up. Via NBC News:

Bruce Springsteen is set to join a powerful lineup of guests that includes President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton and Jon Bon Jovi on Monday night in Hillary Clinton’s final rally at Independence Mall in Philadelphia.

Springsteen will perform alongside Bon Jovi and urge Pennsylvanians, one of the largest groups of Clinton supporters, to turn out for Clinton on Tuesday. Springsteen has been vocal about his endorsement of Clinton, but he told Rolling Stones in September that he wasn’t sure whether he wanted to rally for her.

Springsteen campaigned in a similar pattern for Obama in 2012, performing in Obama’s final rally in Wisconsin, but he hasn’t performed for other former Democratic candidates.

Clinton is expected to make her closing argument Monday, asking voters to help her make history as the first female president to continue America’s legacy. Obama and Clinton will also talk about Donald Trump’s “dangerous vision.”

  • Henry Auvil

    And for Trump’s final rally, they’re bringing out the real star power: Chachi, Ted Nugent and Vanilla Ice.

    • Gustav2

      Why did you make me hear in my head, ‘Ice Ice Baby’

      Curses!

      • Joe in PA

        🎼It’s a small world after all…it’s a small world after all….🎼

        You’re welcome. 🙂

        • PickyPecker

          Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale. A tale of a fateful trip…..

          • Joe in PA

            There once was a man named Jed, barely kept his family fed….

          • PickyPecker

            Who can turn the world on with her smile….

          • Joe in PA

            Here’s a story…of a man named Brady…

          • PickyPecker

            Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Song’s that made the Hit Parade…..

          • Joe in PA

            I get allergic smelling hay! (my favorite line)

          • PickyPecker

            Well, we’re movin’ on up (movin’ on up) to the East Side (movin’ on up)

          • Joe in PA

            One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

            Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.

            (ok, I had to look that one up) 🙂

          • Snarkaholic

            You take the good
            You take the bad
            You voted Trump and then you had
            A ruined life
            A RUINED LIFE!

          • Jay George

            LOL! :^D

          • Rex

            Thank you for being a friend, traveled down the road and back again…

          • Joe in PA

            Dang, two points off my gay card…I had to play that in my head at least twice to get it. Dammit. I haven’t even started drinking [yet].

          • Rex

            Don’t be too hard on yourself. This election has been exhausting.

          • Belthazar

            One of the Favorites. Love the lyrics!!!

          • Gustav2

            Glenn Miller was played every morning in my home.

          • PickyPecker
        • Snarkaholic

          AAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!

      • Butch

        It’s actually a song about rodents. Mice, mice, baby.

      • Acronym Jim

        That’s okay, here’s an antitode:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I

    • clay

      Ted Nugent headlined his Michigan rallies this weekend, where Trump said only losers need celebrities.

    • Clive Johnson

      …and Pat Boone.

    • Jeffrey

      Kirk Cameron is bringing sandwiches and cake! (Sorry to use this sad ol’ pic again https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/66a5c2664648ba42916816196b60b8fbbc7cf97d16267b9e64b5da6d6cc4b140.jpg

      • LackofFaithify

        Aww, actually feel a bit sorry for him now. 1/10th pity, 9/10th snarky contempt. Thanks a lot for upsetting my natural order.

        • Jeffrey

          He was on top of the world, he brought it on himself. Just like the asshole kid from Two and a Half Men, who will also be serving Subway sandwiches to his HR person and his secretary in about ten years.

  • another_steve

    I want to do tilapia tacos tomorrow, but someone in a prior thread said tilapia is an inferior fish. Sort of dissed me.

    I’ve been sulking ever since.

    • LackofFaithify

      Snapper makes the best fish tacos (as far as fish that are readily available in most grocery stores). It’s firm, tender, long…penis! I mean, yeah, it works really well for tacos. Avocado is a must.
      EDIT: If you want to go really fancy, do an avocado aioli with a jicama/mango salsa.

      • another_steve

        Have you or anyone else reading here noticed how the Mexican restaurants are increasingly substituting sour cream for guacamole?

        I mean, what’s with that?

        • LackofFaithify

          Yeah, I would assume it has something to do with not really being able to do any sort of daily pre-prep on avocados (who wants to eat brown smudge, though you can just mash down with the plastic wrap, and that sort of helps) and sour cream is a lot cheaper. Also, if you are not adding lime and a bit of orange juice to guacamole, you are doing it wrong.

          • another_steve

            That would explain it. Thanks.

            I always ask. If they say “sour cream,” I give them the Evil Eye and order the guacamole, at an extra cost to me.

          • LackofFaithify

            Yeah, even here in TX that is usually how it works.

          • Snarkaholic

            Save the avocado pits and push them down into the bowl of guac; it helps to slow the discoloration.

        • Joe in PA

          $$$

        • ShawnSwagger
          • LackofFaithify

            Pfft, there’s nothing in the Bible about the extinction of avocados. Go away you liberal fear monger! 🙂

          • Joe in PA

            Noooooooo!!!

          • ShawnSwagger

            To paraphrase President Obama, “Don’t scream. Vote.”

        • tcinsf

          Where are you? They’re two different things. I will say that the avocado harvest was off this year and they’re pricey.

          • another_steve

            Maryland.

            I know they’re two different things, which is why when they try to substitute sour cream for guacamole, it offends me.

          • tcinsf

            As it should! Doesn’t the damned restaurant know they are not interchangeable? Please also tell me that they AT LEAST use proper crema (a bit runny, more like french creme fraiche than american sour cream….)

          • another_steve

            Oh please. Your “California” is showing.

            This is Maryland, hon.

            We have towns here that only recently got rid of their last outhouses.

          • stuckinthewoods

            Places where mayonnaise may have been in the running as a substitute.

          • tcinsf

            ew.

          • stuckinthewoods

            You don’t know how we suffer. I could have written “salad dressing.”

          • tcinsf

            If they’re gonna do tacos, they should do them right. That goes for all Mexican food.
            That includes not having a splort of taco bell-ish goo wrecking a perfectly good taco.
            And believe me … I’ve had great tacos in places that didn’t have indoor plumbing…..

        • Canadian Observer

          It’s catering to an Eastern European clientele. I predict beet tacos will be the next big thing.

          • LackofFaithify

            Ohhhhh, you burn at the stake!

          • Canadian Observer

            Well that poses a wardrobe dilemma … do I dress as Joan of Arc, or Savonarola?

        • WildwoodGuy

          Climate change is causing a problem with the avocado crop. They are becoming more expensive because of the lack of supply. I suspect it is just a cost accounting type of thing.

    • ShawnSwagger

      I splurged a little for ground bison. I’ve never used bison in tacos before, so I hope it works well.

      Tilapia is an environmentally responsible choice of fish because they can be farmed and are not in any danger of being depleted to extinction, so throw that in your critics’ faces.

      https://media.giphy.com/media/ap8NQWRhiUhlC/giphy.gif

      • another_steve

        I recently discovered angus beef burgers. Love them, but it threw me in a sort of tizzy thinking I was eating some endangered species or something.

        So I did online research and feel better now.

      • clay

        With Bison I’d do Indian tacos– Navajo fry bread with bison, etc.

        • ShawnSwagger

          I’ve got lettuce, tomato, onion, garlic, garlic salt, cumin, paprika and chili powder, plus the tortillas and cheese. I think it will work, but I’ll report back tomorrow.

      • Just don’t use it in sushi though. I’ve tasted Tilapia and catfish sushi at a fusion place once. It’s not right.

    • Lazycrockett

      I don’t know but to me even the words fish tacos just sound disgusting.

      • tcinsf

        GASP! One of the finer foods on the planet!

    • tcinsf

      Mahi Mahi makes better tacos, but I don’t know what’s “inferior” about Tilapia.
      Had shark tacos in the barrio last week. Yum.

    • CanuckDon

      Yes…I found that out about tilapia a few years ago but I still love it. Apparently, it’s a bottom feeder….and is there a problem with that?!

      • LackofFaithify

        Tilapia, also known as riming fish…

  • JoeMyGod
  • JoeMyGod
  • JoeMyGod
    • redevil

      I’m in that picture to the left but too short… I see my friends

  • Jay George
    • ShawnSwagger

      Is that Menudo? Or is it pre-pubescent Bay City Rollers?

      • tcinsf

        If its menudo they’d be banned, then attacked.

        • Snarkaholic

          And then deported (what’s left of them).

      • Gustav2

        Should we recognize the middle one?

    • james1200

      What in pedo hell is going on here?

      • Jay George

        Menudo! :^D

        • clay
          • LackofFaithify

            One of the few foods that…I just can’t…

          • Silver Badger

            How…………interesting.

          • LackofFaithify

            Cow stomach in chili broth, for those who don’t know and don’t want to be tricked into eating it.

          • Joe in PA

            I was one of those…Santa Fe…1989…ugh, ugh, ugh. People EAT this?…And they LIKE it???

          • LackofFaithify

            Different time and place for me, but same set up, lol.

          • Silver Badger

            Here in Colorado it is regarded as a hangover cure. I’d rather have the hangover.

          • BearEyes

            so hungry now

          • Joe in PA

            eeeewwwhhh…

          • BearEyes

            just enjoy the taste and don’t think about it. It really is quite delicious.

          • Jay George

            I tried it once. Once.

        • stuckinthewoods

          ..confused .. a boy band named themselves after beef tripe chili soup?

        • bambinoitaliano

          Men do over 😛

      • Joe in PA

        LOLz! I thought Sandie was the only one allowed to wear pants like that.

    • bambinoitaliano

      If Trump does not know any better… oh well, he already got his pussies grabbing mittens on.

  • PickyPecker
    • This photo right here is what makes me think just maybe it was Tiffany who leaked Donald’s and her mother’s state tax returns from ’94.

      All the Trumplings look glum…except oddly enough not her.

      • Traxley Launderette

        I actually detect a faint… smirk…

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    • Canadian Observer

      Might just be me, but they all look like they are waiting for someone to come forward and admit to being the one who took a dump on the carpet. Probably just me.

    • another_steve

      I want to make a sex-slave out of the son-in-law for 1/2 hour, and then I want him to go away.

    • kevway

      its like he farted and eveyones staring at his butt.

    • bkmn

      It is as though they are all watching the Trump™ brand in free-fall, waiting for it to hit bottom.

    • ColdCountry

      Someone dropped a quarter.

    • Grumpy Old Man

      The trumpkin on the left is checking out his sister (who let her in?).

  • JoeMyGod
  • bkmn

    Good thing the transit strike is over!

  • Jerry Hinnant

    Trump could have added the Freedom Girls to his AllStar cast if he hadn’t stiffed them on their previous pay and being sued for it!

  • Sam_Handwich

    Obama is speaking at a NH rally right now

    http://whdh.com/live-stream-1/

  • Butch

    Hey, but Trump has Chachi! Boy-o. Baio. Whatever his name is.

  • JoeMyGod
    • clay

      Wait, you don’t think those unaccompanied young men with facial hair might be . . . gay . . . do you?

      (And I really doubt you’re 1.4 miles away unless you’re in Jersey)
      edit: the line runs south-north, so the poster is probably right– they’ll be walking from the Italian Market in South Philly.

      • Well? Be empirical and find out!

  • thom

    even nate silver is starting to believe 🙂

    Good polls for Clinton today:
    Win probability: 65% –> 70%
    Popular vote: +2.9 –> +3.5
    https://t.co/w05RSS9r0M

    • AW

      He’s just correcting his over correction… he doesn’t want to be wrong

  • JoeMyGod
    • Lazycrockett

      That one woman has a bike helmet, Fucking Liberal Hippy.

      • Snarkaholic

        And it’s PINK…which is a secret code that she doesn’t hate teh gheys!

  • Eric Lewis

    You losers … over on Trump TV they have Scott Baio, Ted Nugent and Lee Greenwood.

  • delk

    New Jersey’s Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi–somewhere Chris Christie is crying in his pillow.

  • JoeMyGod
    • good shot green

      Washington Ave is near my neighborhood which is nowhere close to Independence Mall. I think I won’t be going to this rally.

  • AW

    O/T but Joe this is advertisting on your site today, needless to say I’m not interested.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a3096b18e150b240eec1c27c0cc264e5d5fa4ed0d7f08a96ffa6c4cdb5dd65fd.png

    • JoeMyGod
      • AW

        Feel like that’s preferable… It’s gone now. Worried that the Russians (aka Trumps online supporters) were somehow responsible for this.

      • Gustav2

        I’m seeing L’Oreal anti-wrinkle cream…you trying to tell me something? 😉

    • Hadn’t seen that one, but I’m Bi, so maybe it’s supposed to be targeted at me?

    • Silver Badger

      Now that marriage equality is here, can we get mail order grooms as well as brides?

      • LackofFaithify

        The Feds raided that particular site. None of the female sites though.

        • Silver Badger

          I don’t think that site was for marriage. I’ve seen catalogs for Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese and Russian brides, but no grooms. (My youngest son was taking his time finding a wife so I sent him some catalogs.)

          • LackofFaithify

            Here are some options, and a check to cover the shipping and handling. Happy birthday son. lol

          • Silver Badger

            He was not amused. However he did manage to find a lovely young lady to marry shortly thereafter. Now we talk about grandchildren. I’m for, he and his wife are against. Kids these days!

    • Herald

      I get those all the time Russian, Chinese, so far no Ukrainian.

  • thom

    oh damn, Obama is on fire tonight

    • DaddyRay

      MSNBC isn’t covering it

      • thom

        switch to CNN 🙂 he’s in great form

        • Lazycrockett

          He’s a master story teller.

      • Steverino

        They are too busy with incessant mental masturbatory musings about how “Hillary is still ahead in the polls, BUT……. here is how Trump can still win…”

  • JoeMyGod
  • TK
    • The Lesbian Agenda
      1) Marriage equality
      2) Remember to pick up complimentary toaster oven from Lesbian Feminist Recruiting Center
      3) Listen again to my ‘Best of Indigo Girls’ playlist.
      4) Donate another $25 to the HRC campaign to help with final GOTV effort, plus pizzas for campaign volunteers.
      5) Vote for Hillary (and all the down-ticket Dems) DONE!!!!
      6) Overindulge in schadenfreude and the tear of heartbroken Republicans on 8 November.
      7) TACO TUESDAY!!!!!

      • PickyPecker
      • TK

        Taco Tuesday is a euphemism, right?

        • It is not.

          • TK

            I was making a lesbian joke…fish taco, bearded taco…

          • Silver Badger

            Please remember that lesbians don’t exactly have the same sense of humor that gay men do. Don’t get me wrong, lesbians have a wonderful sense of humor, but it just isn’t exactly the same. (Don’t tell anyone, but lesbians sorta scare me.)

          • No offense intended, but I consider those terms to be kind of disgusting.

      • TampaDink

        I’ve been a proud Honorary Lesbian & early fan of the Indigo Girls since the 80’s. ;-p

        • aagold76 .

          me too- ‘Closer I am to fine” Favorite!!!!!

          • TampaDink

            Galileo for me. ….although I admit that whenever I board a flight I sing “Airplane” to myself (in my head, so as not to upset the other passengers).

      • Todd20036

        My biggest concern isn’t Clinton. It’s the Senate.

        538.com puts it at even money

        • another_steve

          Nate Silver, sweetheart that he is, may be on the verge of “predictor extinction.”

          • bkmn

            $$$$ makes people do stupid things.

      • toasty

        where is my fucking toaster oven?

        • (((GC)))

          And what are we supposed to get if we help someone discover that they’re bi? A combination toaster oven – coffeemaker?

      • bkmn

        can some of those pizzas be taco pizzas?

        • tacos r lame

          lesbians don’t eat pizza and it’s not like lesbians are known for being able to be civil since they’re to busy scissoring

          • ColdCountry

            You’re trolling dangerous waters here with a statement like that. BEGONE!

          • Let me guess, craven little anonymous guest poster : You don’t actually know a single lesbian in your entire sheltered basement-dwelling life.

            You obviously also know nothing about how we have sex, save from the sad little fake-lesbian pornos you have stashed up behind the suspended ceiling tiles. Here’s a hint for you: They’re not actually lesbians, just actresses.

            Toodle-ooo, jackass.

          • Robincho

            Two bad I’m to busy 2 tell you too fuck off just now…

          • Silver Badger

            Try to find some time later. It needs to be said.

          • Silver Badger

            Keep that up and you’re gonna lose those fingers. They’ll just burn off when they touch the keyboard. You don’t mess with lesbians.

      • Cackalaquiano

        I’d join you for any and all of that

      • aagold76 .

        perfect- except HRC/#4- they just use the money on a cocktail party and executive raises.

      • Grumpy Old Man

        Aren’t you supposed to start a lesbian farmette too? Run a produce co-op, make goat cheese, and so on. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/08/mass-lesbian-farm-infiltration-is-obamas-best-scheme-yet.html

    • james1200

      The Carly Rae Jepsen agenda was a massive bust. Let’s do better by Hillary. And we’ve already made brunch happen.

    • Guest

      Joanne who?

  • A casual reminder that we need to work with Hillary to overthrow this electoral map.

    https://65.media.tumblr.com/2bf1b5814b4bb09a9f1b84945b224dc9/tumblr_inline_odi2f9vFjT1trrwvy_540.jpg

    • Yeah, but it’s a damned good thing we vote by person and not square miles occupied by very small numbers of people.

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        I think the people in the red parts need to figure out why the hell people keep moving away to the blue parts, usually when they’re adults and able to get a job.

        • Wyoming: “Why won’t you stay? Don’t you like Yellowstone?”

        • BobSF_94117

          Most people who move move to red states (because we subsidize them so much).

    • Gustav2

      There is a tiny bit of blue in the middle of Ohio. That’s where we live.

      • clay

        What is that, Columbus? I once had to spend a weekend in Columbus when my car broke down.

        • Gustav2

          Yes, the eastern half of Columbus. They split up the western part of Franklin County marrying it to more conservative rural areas.

          • Gustav2

            My congressperson Joyce Beatty on the left Her husband bought her that dress to have some fun https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc1f87e74e831b2ae49d109f13c97e1ca261e7038da8511b9f5eb55ab94bf40b.jpg

          • clay

            The one who actually has the body for that dress.

          • ShawnSwagger

            Cut her a little slack. She couldn’t very well make Michelle Obama’s speech at a convention wearing one of her usual outfits.

            http://www.snopes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/melania.jpg

          • Joe in PA

            Are you near the Germantown area? I THINK that’s what it’s called. I worked at DFAS Columbus for a summer, I sort of toured on my own and stumbled upon Germantown. Lovely area.

          • Gustav2

            We are in Whitehall, I used to live in German Village in the 1970’s. 6 of us in a big ole Victorian on Deshler.

          • ShawnSwagger

            How has the Short North been doing? I saw something on TV about concern that the North Market might be closing.

          • Gustav2

            Don’t know what the city will do, they seem to want to turn it over to a private company to run the whole area, the parking fees will go to the company not the market.

            Fun fact: The Market parking lot is built over the city’s first cemetery and many of the bodies were not removed. The city’s first mayor is still there.

        • ShawnSwagger

          Yep. Ohio’s is probably the most ridiculously extreme case of gerrymandering, probably even worse than Florida’s. These are the actual shapes of the congressional districts.

          http://www.acluohio.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pOhioCongDistWikiMedia250.png

          • Gustav2

            You would never believe we are a 50/50 R to D state.

          • Joe in PA

            Have you seen the gerrymandered districts in Texas? Especially around Austin. Sheesh.

          • LackofFaithify

            Check out the middle of the smaller pictures. Also, District 35 was recently created in an attempt to get Rep. Doggett beaten out as a Congressman. They reasoned the browns in San Antonio wouldn’t vote for a whitey. Wish that was a joke. EDIT: He won with an even larger margin than he had in his previously drawn district, so that backfired on them.
            http://d2o6nd3dubbyr6.cloudfront.net/media/images/PLANC220.jpg

          • danolgb

            I think Utah has you beat there. They only have three districts and before gerrymandering Salt Lake into all three of them, they used to actually have one blue one. Now none.

          • EweTaw

            And we’re damn proud of that. /s

          • Cackalaquiano

            Ooh, I’ll submit Maryland for comparison. Fortunately it’s the Democrats who did it, so it works in our favor, but still isn’t right really
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0927cab650fbd14e61ecf7b560cfa9503affd06b4a806c8d5b37d3a1d95b6ba8.png

          • fuzzybits

            They missed Athens County on that map.

      • barracks9

        I was just home to St. Lawrence County, NY this past weekend, and was surprised to hear the local NPR station say they expect the county to go blue this election. For nearly 8 years, I’ve seen the ugliest anti-Obama signs up there, it seems so unlikely to me that they wouldn’t vote for DT. As my stepsister pointed out, there are shit-ton of people up there terrified of the Orange Menace.

        I hope they’re right.

    • TampaDink

      I was thinking that there was more blue to S.E. FL, i.e. Miami-Dade & Broward counties.

    • Acronym Jim

      To be fair to Oregon, that large swath of red is a single congressional district and is sparsely populated. At least two of the blue districts are also rural and largely conservative and they still elect Democrats.

      • It’s very clear the coastal vote blue even if it’s rural. WA’s 6th and 5th congressional district are comparable in size and the 5th contains Spokane, the State’s second biggest city, yet the 6th is blue and the 5th is red.

        I wonder what social phenomenon causes the west coast to vote progressive.

        • Acronym Jim

          Fresh, if slightly damp, air blowing in off the Pacific.

    • ShawnSwagger

      I’m hoping we’ll see several of those currently red districts in CA, NV, AZ, NM and TX turn blue tomorrow.

  • DaddyRay

    Fired Up – Ready to Go

  • JoeMyGod
  • JT
  • Lazycrockett

    OT DirecTV is doing some enhanced election results thingy. Just press the red button on your remote.

  • j.martindale

    Lady Gaga and Bon Jovi will be with Bill, Hillary and Chelsea here in Raleigh. I am too old a fart to stand in mile and a half lines waiting for a midnight show, more’s the pity.

  • anne marie in philly

    THEY GONNA ROCK MY CITY TONIGHT! and tomorrow we vote for our first female president! 🙂

    • Joe in PA

      Yayayayay!

      🙂

  • Lawerence Collins

    I can’t believe that Bruce Springsteen is a fan of Hillary’s?!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Believe it !

  • justmeeeee

    POTUS, FLOTUS. SCOTUS. DISCO-DOTUS.

    • AtticusP

      Sounds like something out of Harry Potter, doesn’t it?

  • Jay George

    OT: One of the amendments we’re voting on tomorrow removes age limits for public office. Guess who in Alabama would benefit from that. :^p

    • AtticusP

      “Guess who in Alabama would benefit from that. :^p”

      Well, it isn’t the good people of Alabama, that’s for sure.

    • clay

      In PA we’re voting to up the limits to 75, but the amendment reads like it’s establishing one at 75.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Oh, my. I’m all John Oliver on this news: “Oh well! Hope he’s not a Nazi!”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Nothing is happening

  • Hmm… methinks I’m going to have to take a look into this:
    https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/795778706543349761

  • LackofFaithify

    Sloppy seconds post. Think the comment section can handle another round? Brought to you by gin. 🙂

    • Treant

      Most of us are fully capable of a second coming. Or at least we can sit and watch while others do it.

      Brought to you by Dayquil.

      • EweTaw

        I rather enjoy a good sloppy second, or third or . . . .
        Brought to you by Valium and I don’t give . . . . . . . . . .

  • DaddyRay

    Again the Trumpsters have swarmed the video chat

    • I always hide that. Absolutely no point in it.

      • DaddyRay

        It is fun to mess with them

        • danolgb

          I saw the “Millennials for Trump sign being towed over Seahawk Stadium” and just laughed inside. If Trump is wasting money on Washington State, that just shows how bad they are at GOTV.

          • Hell, Trumpty-Dumpty was here in New Mexico just last week. Meanwhile, internal working maps leaked a couple days ago show they’d already written us off as a possible win, with NM being the same color deep blue as California and Washington state.

            I’ve become convinced that Trump’s insane rally schedule this last week has been about him desperately trying to prop up his wounded narcissistic ego with as many adulation hits as he could manage in a given day.

            Supposedly he has an 11pm event tonight in Wisconsin, which is nuts. Basically, everyone who attends will be way the fuck too tired to go vote early in the morning — and we already know nobody who isn’t already a Trump supporter willingly goes to these rallies. (Except the media, of course…)

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Even if it were lovenotes between Rudy and Comey, I’d turn it off. Takes up bandwidth.

  • JoeMyGod
  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I know it’ll never happen but I think it would be hilarious if they played this style of music at one of her rallies:

    https://youtu.be/5aaOqUYG8Tw

  • JoeMyGod
    • Michael R

      Where’s Cachi ?

    • EweTaw

      I avoid crowds like that. You never know when a space ship will appear and start harvesting people.

  • LackofFaithify

    A selection from the Youtube chat:
    WhereIsTruth youtube: LOLITA EXPRESS

    The God-Emperor Rises Next GOD EMPEROR rally in 45m @RSBN, already 300+ likes to 2 hillshill dislikes

    Lois Dittman ALEX JONES

    palster90 HILLARY TAKES MONEY FROM COUNTRIES THAT THROW GAYS OFF BUILDINGS’
    Wait…that last one stole my fucking snark material I posted on here!

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      I will never stop thinking calling Trump a God Emperor is unintentionally hilarious because it makes me think of the Dune series where Leto’s body was a huge collection of sand worms.

      • LackofFaithify

        Oh, if only that is what it referenced, lol. But alas, no, a reference from a table top game, turned computer games, etc… that is played by a mostly (from what I have seen) racist and homophobic group of mainly Brits. Warhammer, Tolkein rip off fantasy and then moved it to sci-fi.

  • thom

    Breaking: Join Madonna RIGHT NOW for a surprise pop up performance in support of Hillary! Washington Square Park at the arch, NYC. GO now!

  • AtticusP

    We will either make history tomorrow, or we will put in motion the beginning of the end of the world as we have come to know it.

    Let’s make history.

    • danolgb

      Actually, putting into motion the end of the world would also be pretty historical. Just not in a good way.

      • AtticusP

        You’re right.

        But at least a vote for Hillary will help ensure that there are future historians.

        • danolgb

          That guy in the bank vault who only wanted to read and his wife wouldn’t let him would write stuff down up until his glasses break.

          • carrot festival

            All the time in the world.

          • Burgess Meredith. Twilight Zone.

          • EweTaw

            Too much twilight zone.

      • Treant

        Except there wouldn’t be anybody left to note the fact.

    • iamanotheru

      This is History Now! and yes your so right.

  • danolgb

    I’m really over the music. Give me a rally!

    • Yeah…that music loop is…really, really awful. Fer gawd’s sake, they should put on some Lady Gaga or Beyonce or even some nice classical music.

      • danolgb

        This is the network’s music. Isn’t it the NBC nightly news theme? Mommy! Make it stop.

        • carrot festival

          It seems to be a mishmash of all the news show themes. This is NBCNNFOXABCBS. Eek!

    • Cuberly

      This music is making my eye twitch, and I’m feeling stabby!

      • danolgb

        They turned on the mic for a bit and it was clear the crowd was getting better music.

      • Treant

        You’re stabby, my mouth is open. Let’s see if we can figure something out.

        • iamanotheru

          I just turned down the volume lol

          • Cuberly

            Yes, it have it on mute now. Before I was washing dishes and was sorta trapped listening to it.

        • LackofFaithify

          careful, he bites.

          • Cuberly

            …more of a nibble, not a bite.

        • Cuberly

          lol…

  • Jim in TO

    God awful music looping for the last 40 minutes on the official livestream. I really hope this starts soon (already 4 minutes late) as I can’t take much more of this. The drivel on the YouTube comments from all the Trump supporters is disgusting.

    • Yann

      first things I did : Hide Chat and mute the music until it really start

    • iamanotheru

      I think many of the Trump posts in chat rooms are bots. I can see a pattern .

  • FINALLY.

    • Steve Teeter

      But people are actually doing things onstage, and they’re just keeping the loop going! What gives?!?

      • Whoever’s running the sound board for the feed needs to be shot. Click on on iamonatheru’s link. Has actual audio.

  • DaddyRay

    why haven’t they cut over to the show

    • iamanotheru

      I’m watching from here . when it goes to speakers i’ll come back here. http://6abc.com/live/23387/

      • Jay George

        ^^ I can hear him on this feed.

        • iamanotheru

          your welcome , love Bon Jovi ….here comes the sun 🙂

      • Lumpy Gaga

        TY.

    • LackofFaithify

      Technical difficulties. HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON BOB!

    • danolgb

      I have to wonder if it’s copyright restrictions.. but yeah..

    • Gustav2

      c-span on TV

  • Lazycrockett

    Katy Tur is OVER IT.

  • LackofFaithify

    More excerpts from the Youtube chat:

    The Truth SHILTERY IS CHANGING HER DEPENDS AND HER COLOSTOMY BAG

    David Taylor I LIKED IT WHEN IT WAS MADAME SECRETARY LETS GO BACK TO THAT

    • clay

      Please, no, let it stay over there.

      • LackofFaithify

        lol

    • ericxdc

      racists in pajamas in their mom’s basement. turn it off!

  • I’m gonna go have some dinner, back in a while… might miss some of the speech, but whatevs. Wifey-time always takes precedence.

  • Gustav2

    Watching on TV…..cspan

    • DaddyRay

      I just tuned to CSPAN – thanks

  • LackofFaithify

    Bob finally hit the red button. Youtube horror music is gone.

    • Is that the “Star Wars 1776” theme that keeps looping?

  • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

    ” Jon Bon Jovi, Springsteen, POTUS, And FLOTUS Rally With Hillary On Philly’s Independence Mall……Chris Christie not invited”

    If he didn’t sneak in to see Springsteen, you know Christie’s at home crying cause he didn’t get to hang out with The Boss.

    • LackofFaithify

      He’s afraid, because he knows that he is Wanted, Dead or Alive.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “Time for some traffic problems in Olde City.”

        • clay

          (only SEPTA puts a fake-nostalgic “e” on Old)

          • Lumpy Gaga

            “Away wi’ Ye!!!”

            (How do you know I’m not talking Christie-staff Pirate?!?!)

    • clay

      Apparently there was a call for a Trump flash-mob. That is, if they could get within a half mile of the event.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Thanks for the WPVI link. No horror music (unless you count Bon Jovi).

    • EweTaw

      But he’s so pretty.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Oh, he’s had work done!

    • Jay George

      I’m just not a fan, but I’m glad he’s on our side anyway. :^)

  • DaddyRay

    Here Comes the Sun

    • Cuberly

      lol….hope the speeches are available. Would really like to see FLOTUS & Obama’s final take.

  • SoCalGal20
    • Cuberly

      That is awesome!

      • SoCalGal20

        Did you read the article? They broke voting records set in 2008!

        • Cuberly

          Whoa!

          I’ll check it out.

          This is so great to see.

    • houstonray

      Wow, that’s awesome. Is Illinois normally a Blue state? I can’t remember….

  • Lumpy Gaga

    37 degrees? Farenheit?

    • LackofFaithify

      It’s a dry cold.

  • DaddyRay

    What an amazing crowd

    • LackofFaithify

      I mean, they aren’t even trying to beat up any minorities or anything. Oh, we have lowered the bar so much after this election cycle.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Multiple stages, like a music festival. “Now on the Mountain Dew stage….”

    • LackofFaithify

      We will have Springsteen up on the Main Stage, sponsored by Coke, in 25mins, until then go to Stage 3 for Biden and the Wild Ones.

  • Lazycrockett
  • DaddyRay

    This event is progressing a bit slow – hope they pick up the pace

    • AtticusP

      Plus, she has another rally in North Carolina at midnight. Something tells me that’s not going to go off on time.

  • KCMC

    Jon Bon Jovi was sweet calling her, “Mrs. C.”

    • iamanotheru

      yes . I noticed that too:) also mentioning marriage equality .

    • Gustav2

      Cunningham?

      • Gustav2

        Well, he was in a leather jacket.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Miss Rodham if you’re Nasty.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      JBJ knows which side of his toast is buttered!

  • Blake J Butler

    O/T: Why it was essential for me to vote for Hillary:
    8 years ago in February of 2008, i experienced a political awakening that i never felt before. Because of living in Arkansas, people tried to shove Huckabee down my throat raving about how “great” he was when in fact he was just a preacher using the bible as a smokescreen for the people he hates in name of his christian beliefs.

    I remember it clear as day because i remember it being before the New Hampshire primary where Hillary gave a teary and impassioned speech that convinced that i belonged with the Democrats, and that the very person who brought me to believe in the party was then senator Hillary Clinton.

    I have several learning disabilities, the two major ones being in reading and writing, and math, especially math. I received multiple flack from my peers and even my teachers, i never dreamed before that i would hear a candidate like Trump use people of disabilities as comedic material for his rallies, and be used in a long line of dismissive statements by his campaign and his supporters.

    I also learned i was gay, besides the learning disabilities that was also the topic of ridicule from my peers as well. I never thought that i would have the privilege in living in a time where LGBT people are becoming more and more prevalent with each passing year, and businesses and leaders in the country becoming more concerned with protecting LGBT people from the discrimination they face on a daily basis. Trump vowed to repeal marriage equality by appointing justices that feel that way, impose RFRA laws which discriminate against LGBT people in public businesses, and have people like Pence from the religious right in the White House will rollback the clock on LGBT rights for decades, which a lot of people already think should be protected.

    I had too much self-respect to vote for a candidate that sees me as a second class citizen in this country, Hillary is as progressive as they come and has proven herself to be a iron-fisted crusader for the beaten and the afraid, fighting for the oppressed against their oppressors. And she is like the most qualified candidate to ever run for president in history.You aren’t voting for just her, you are voting for the rest of us, so that we can have the leader that will look after people like me who need to be ensured that their protections and accommodations are never messed with by republicans.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Thx for posting, Blake J Butler! Very well-written and I enjoyed hearing you speak about your feelings on these important topics.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    That’s one empty-ass stage. Come ON, Bruce!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Did we already talk Chicago Cubs on SNL??

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Time for guitar tuning was this afternoon!!!!

    • Gustav2

      Temps my Gaga, the Temperature change.

      Plus do you really think they were there early, you get what you pay for.

  • Jim in TO

    Why are all the broadcasts playing muzak and not the artists performing? This is killing me! It would be better to have silence than this looping!

    • LackofFaithify

      Copyright fear?
      http://6abc.com/live/23387/ is an actual working stream.

      • Phillip in L.A.

        Mmmm, maybe this was pulled together at the last minute, and someone “forgot” to get clearances: “Yeah, so go sue the President!”

    • Gustav2

      Try c-span

  • JoeMyGod
    • Dazzer

      Nice to see the Trump campaign is such a fan of the First Amendment.

  • LackofFaithify

    Oh the Check 1, 2 song, love that one! 🙂

  • DaddyRay

    Sorry I have to work – let me know when the show actually starts

    • LackofFaithify

      Wake up, he’s on.

      • DaddyRay

        Thanks, I was about to change the channel

        • Phillip in L.A.

          I have my own soundtrack!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      BRUUUUUUCE!!!

  • Jay George

    FINALLY!

  • Lazycrockett
  • Lumpy Gaga

    Bruce lookin’ good!!

    • SoCalGal20

      Are you there?

      • Lumpy Gaga

        I looked at the forecast and decided I didn’t bring sufficient outfit to work today.

        • SoCalGal20

          Bummer. It looks awesome out there.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    THUNDER ROAD!!!!!!

  • JoeMyGod

    Never forget that Bruce Springsteen refused to play North Carolina because of HB2. Our hero!

  • JoeMyGod
  • Lumpy Gaga

    It’s a town full of losers….!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Disqus sing-a-long!!

    • Phillip in L.A.

      I like you, Lumpy Gaga! ;}

  • What time are the speakers supposed to start?

    • LackofFaithify

      I would bet in 30mins.

    • LackofFaithify

      The talking is starting.

  • SoCalGal20

    I think all speeches should be accompanied by a Bruce Springsteen instrumental. 🙂

    • Jay George

      I’m trying not to cry.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Epic failure!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    That campaign is going down!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    BRUUUUUUUUCE!

    • Jay George

      :^D

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Long Walk Home”?

    No one told me he’d be doing anything written after 1980….

  • iamanotheru

    Bruce Springsteen.. Trump’s deeds are unforgivable .

  • kevin vincent

    it;s funny Trumpes are so desperate they are losing their mind son a poll that is complete garbage lol

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “The fact is, Bruce ‘man of the people’ Springsteen has a horse farm in Jersey.”

    — Kellyanne, any minute now.

    • Lazycrockett

      Twitting from Independence Hall in Philly no doubt.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        She’s her own crack research staff.

        • LackofFaithify

          No doubt crack has something to do with her research.

          • Phillip in L.A.

            I thought that was only implicit!

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Oil portrait:

        Still Life: Kelly Conaway without a signal.

    • Gustav2

      She doesn’t understand ‘Born in the USA’ either

      • Talisman

        To be fair, neither did Reagan.

        • Lazycrockett

          To be fair most of america didn’t either. Its right up their with old jocks singing Glory Days. Oh the irony is heavy with that one.

        • Gustav2

          Maybe it is genetic

  • Ninja0980

    Be nice if they mention Kate McGinty’s name tonight as well.
    Toomey needs to go, simple as that.

    • Jim in TO

      She was onstage speaking just before 7:30

  • Ninja0980

    Bruce Springsteen’s sister played the serial killer Angela in the Sleepaway camp films therefore he’s evil.
    KellyAnne Conway.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      She’s related to me, so watch it, Ninja0980! ;}

      • clay

        KellyAnne Conway? or Angela in the Sleepaway camp films?

        • Phillip in L.A.

          wouldn’t u like 2 know! ;}

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Dancing in the DARK!!!!!!!!

    • Jay George

      I was kid when this came out. 🙂

    • LackofFaithify

      Wait…does that mean having sex?!

      • agcons

        I’m too old to remember.

        • LackofFaithify

          I did always wonder if it was about a male gigolo, dancing in the dark, this gun is for hire. 🙂

      • Phillip in L.A.

        Maybe. Never thought about it long enough to come to a definitive conclusion! ;}

      • clay

        and [he’s] looking for a lover who will, come on, and cover [him]

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Stop that. I’m never gonna purge myself of my 12″ vinyl from the 80s if you keep doing that.

    • KCMC

      Sultry man, strum it.
      He’s still rockin that spark!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Can’t start a fire without a spark,
    this gun’s for hire! Whoo-Hoo!

    (Where’s my Bic lighter??)

  • Talisman

    I’m kind of sick of this theme that Hillary has been campaigning negatively. She’s hit the dumpster hard, using his own freaking words. I guess they think she should smile and ignore him.

    • Jay George

      Which wouldn’t work as a campaign tactic.

    • Lazycrockett

      Yeah she didn’t get in the mud that much and the media is making it sound like she gleefully went negative when if anyone other candidate just ran ads of their opponent saying shit it would be seen as brilliant. Woman.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Well, Bruce has convinced me. I think I’ll vote tomorrow.

    • EweTaw

      He looks a lot sexier at 67 than when he was 30 something. Losing the head bandana sort of helps.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Chelsea and BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

  • Lazycrockett

    Why didn’t Bill grope his daughter like Drumpf does? He obviously doesn’t love her.

    • LackofFaithify

      I was just typing that, lol.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      LOL followup:

      So the FBI won’t be responding to these calls.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Hope Bill’s voice doesn’t quit him…. :-/

    • Jim in TO

      I hope they have balloons for Bill tomorrow night at Javits

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Where we are? 6th and Race, Stupid!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    BenFranklin’sHouseghazi!!!!!!!

  • Talisman

    Bill is killing it!

  • Jay George

    I love Bill Clinton. Always have.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      You just can’t help but love the dumb bastard; he’s kind of like a naughty puppy that you love secretly just a little more than all the others

      • Jay George

        Good analogy. 🙂

        • Jay George

          He has a good time too, whether anybody else does or not.

  • DaddyRay

    Michele is in the house

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Michelle gonna ROCK IT!!!!!!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Short, sweet sets…

    • LackofFaithify

      Gotta catch that helo to jet to NC trip.

  • Lazycrockett

    “loving and loyal wife” shade Michelle?

    • Contrasting her to Trump’s philandering.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “She never gives up, she never quits..”

    Fuck YEAH!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “In just the next few hours…”

    got chills. FLOTUS!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Mi-CHELLE!
    Mi-CHELLE!
    Mi-CHELLE!

  • Nice, I got back just in time to catch FLOTUS. 🙂

  • Jay George

    Chelsea’s gonna cry. I don’t blame her a bit. *sniff*

  • Gustav2

    Dear Gawd, I now have a Michelle Malkin ad on my screen.

    Children, compare and contrast.

  • Lazycrockett

    You can tell and with good reason how much Michelle despises that Orange cartoon.

  • JoeMyGod
  • SoCalGal20

    I am going to miss FLOTUS.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Missing her already. This is the last night in this particular speeching job…

    • Itsatarp

      Here’s the thing about Michelle Obama that I love. From everything I have read she really is not all into being FLOTUS. She doesn’t like politics, she doesn’t like Washington, she doesn’t like the lack of privacy and I’m sure she doesn’t like sending her kids off the school in bullet proof vests. Yet, despite all this, she has done an AMAZING job for the last 8 years. I mean really outstanding, far beyond any First Lady I can recall. I can not think of a better role model for young women.

      • UrsusArctos

        I think she’d make a pretty good Supreme Court justice. Supposedly she is the sharper lawyer of the two. THAT would cause wailing and teeth gnashing in Deplorableville.

        • Talisman

          I think it’ll be a cold day in hell before MO throws her hat into any government position. The last 8 years have been a brutal assault on her husband, but they have also been brutal on her. I think she’s done with politics, done with Washington, and done with public scrutiny. As soon as Sasha graduates, she will leave Washington and wash her hands of anything political.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    MO calls out protest votes!!!!!!!

    (They’re bad, m’kay?)

  • Lazycrockett

    Slavery gets a shout out. LOL

    • clay

      They’re literally standing on land where George Washington re-enslaved an escapee.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Next, Yellow Fever…

      • Phillip in L.A.

        cholera

        • Lumpy Gaga

          TY.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “This country has always been great.”

  • Lumpy Gaga

    FUCK YEAH!!!! (Hope, Arkansas in da house!)

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “We can make this happen.”

    — MO

  • SoCalGal20

    POTUS!!!!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “The last chance I have to introduce him as POTUS.”

    — MO

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Mo is so over this whole President thing

  • Sam_Handwich
  • DaddyRay

    How wonderful it is to have a FLOTUS and POTUS that publicly love each other so much

    • SoCalGal20

      I’m kind of tearing up tbh.

  • medaka

    FLOTUS and POTUS — dignity and grace! Amen!

  • Lazycrockett

    Damn onions.

    • Jay George

      Pass the tissues.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    U2’s “City of Blinding Lights” for POTUS.

  • Ninja0980

    I will be voting first thing tomorrow morning with the hubby so I will let everyone know how it goes.
    I won’t be on when the poll start closing as I’ll be at a basketball game with my hubby, sister and nephews.
    Hopefully by the time it ends, Hillary will be well on her way to winning.

  • Talisman

    I was speaking with a co-worker today. She’s a democrat, but often sounds Republican. She’s against marriage equality and abortion. She is supporting Hillary, but very reluctantly.

    That made me think – the dumpster has clearly said he’d appoint Conservative judges who would work against marriage equality and abortion, but they would not stop there. The Republican agenda is to stop LGBT people from participating in our society. They would not only outlaw abortion, but practically all access to contraception, and that would roll back women’s rights by a century, and reduce them to baby mills and property again.

    That’s why I’m with her – The SCOTUS is just too important to lose.

  • I can’t help but contrast this rally with the ones Trump and Pence are running. The latter are nothing but hate-fests, calling for violence, revenge, and bloody retribution. Their rallies feature calls for imprisonment and assassination, both for the political opponents and now also including the media.

    Then there’s this on the Democratic side. Messages of hope, positivity, and inclusion.

    The contrast could not be more clear. This is not a choice between lesser evils. It is a choice between a greater evil and a greater albeit imperfect good. Between a psychopathic madman…and a woman who is probably better qualified for the job than any incoming candidate in the last century.

    I am proud and honored to have contributed my campaign donations and my vote to the latter.

    • KCMC

      Dignity, honor, grace.

  • SoCalVet

    “those are just the facts.”

  • medaka

    “reality show” HA! “Trump is uniquely unqualified” HA HA!!

    • KCMC

      “Parody.”

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “If his closest advisors don’t trust him to tweet….”

    — BHO on DJT

  • Lazycrockett

    Dude in the audience stop shouting at the president like you’re having a conversation with him. you’re not.

    • KCMC

      respectful kind of call and response tradition, old church.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “vicious, crazy attacks”

  • fuzzybits
  • LackofFaithify

    When Putin Tweets at 3AM, who do you want responding?

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “She’ll work, and she’ll deliver. She won’t just tweet.”

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Shout-out for McGinty, FINALLY!

  • Lazycrockett

    Now that is how you support the down ballot folks.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • fuzzybits

      Pardon me while i put my shades on.

    • “I see ignorant, bigoted, racist rich white people…”

      • KCMC

        I see dead (inside) people…

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Me to Mike Pence: “Penny for your thoughts?”

    • djcoastermark

      the one on the far right has the grab me stance, while the other women are like oh hell no.

  • medaka

    Don’t boo — vote.

    We go high.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Not making this up: there’s a restaurant @8th & Christian: Tres Jalapenos.

    Still, he’s not here…

  • Talisman

    Go, Barry!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Uh-oh. Obama’s betting on America.

    Trump could have used more like him at his casinos.

  • Lazycrockett

    Of course Faux news isnt showing the rally.

  • Lazycrockett
  • Jim in TO

    I am so going to miss President Obama, one of the best public speakers in my lifetime

    • He’s young. I doubt he’s finished with public service.

      • Talisman

        Hopefully, he’ll change his mind and accept Clinton’s nomination for SCOTUS.

      • Lazycrockett

        He’s taking on gerrymandering.

        • An absolutely worthy goal.

    • djcoastermark

      I can’t wait to see what he does now that he will be free of restraints. One helluva man!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Found a Trump door-hanger this week. It’s on the fridge.

  • medaka

    Rockin Intro!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Headline act!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    ooh. Smooth step up!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Bruce, Barack and Hillary have all asked me to vote. Guess i gotta do it three times.

    • Talisman

      Why not? The Republicans are.

  • Homo Erectus
  • Sorry I was late… I was having a discussion with Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bovi about who looks better for their age.

    • agcons

      Why not both?

    • LackofFaithify

      If I say both, can I have them at the same time?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      What a waste. I’d have taken the opportunity to find out if either has seen Chris Christie naked.

      • Talisman

        How would you know if he’s naked?

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Chris has that certain … grin.

      • Reality.Bites

        Since their eyes show no sign of bleaching, stabbing or gouging, why waste a question?

    • Gustav2

      Jon has had more surgery, right?

    • What’s your twitter handle? I’d like to follow you.

      Also while the Boss is a ruggedly handsome dude, Bon Jovi makes me all squidgy. So there.

    • Sam_Handwich

      Many people are saying that you collapsed at a rally tonight after someone threw a pie at you

      • That’s been deemed partly true by Politifact. We were having a Pie EATING contest, so there was flying pie, but it wasn’t nefarious.

  • Listening to everyone this evening brings it more and more to the fore in my mind, that when the founders of our nation chose our national motto, it exemplified their understanding that we are all in this together. It’s high time to return E Pluribus Unum to being our national motto. Because words really do matter and they inform our perceptions.

    • KCMC

      Yes, sir!

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/AndrewHClark/status/795807677448392705
    Too bad this asshole, homocon Guy Benson and others won’t mention the voter suppression tactics the GOP carried out to make that possible.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Anyone figure out what they are going to do tomorrow?

    http://i.giphy.com/3oEdv5lj4hecbbfC2k.gif

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I’lll write you in for DA (Delicious accoutrement)?

    • KCMC

      Lick the pepper!
      I mean like!

    • fuzzybits

      Chairman of ghost peppers.

  • DonnaLee

    She speaks so well, and I love that she brought up the Kahn family, who are everything that Donald Trump is against.

    • Talisman

      I think she study Obama. She’s not half as good, but she’s getting there.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Lumpy Gaga

    Lewis Black wanted to know the crowd’s feelings about Mayo and Miracle Whip Saturday.

    • djcoastermark

      Hey what about horseradish sauce !?!

      • Lumpy Gaga

        I do not even know my own people. I never knew there was such fervor for Wawa floating out there.

        Lewis was having none of it. Brilliant.

  • Lazycrockett

    “Not your Fault!!”

  • Sam_Handwich

    don’t yell, you’ll have a coughing fit

  • Talisman

    “Not your fault!”

    Exactly!

  • HRC: “I apologize for the tone of this campaign.”
    Random woman in audience: “Not your fault!!!”

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Everybody heard it. Love it.

      • Indeed. Loved how Hillary stopped to nod and smile in acknowledgment.

  • Jay George

    BURN!

  • Is anyone watching this live feed? Mine keeps dropping out…

    http://i.giphy.com/26tkkWF3LoDEoxwGs.gif

  • Lumpy Gaga

    When I first moved into Center City, the polling place ON MY BLOCK wasn’t even mine. That’s how many we have here.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      And in 30 years, I’ve only waited in line once. I see some of these videos, and I know how lucky I am.

      • Sam_Handwich

        only time i’ve waited in line was 2008

        • djcoastermark

          Same here. At least a half hour, longest I ever saw, but was so stoked to vote.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Huh. Mine was 2004.

    • Talisman

      You’re lucky. My polling location was a 5 mile drive – out of the city limits.

      This year, they changed things up (without notice), and it’s within walking distance.

    • Here in New Mexico, it couldn’t be better. Early voting with lots of hours. Lots of polling locations. Almost no waiting. And some of the best paper-ballot optical reader machines available.

  • Who is yelling in the front like they’re at a tent revival?

    • Jay George

      Mr. Tent Revival Man

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “Were you paid $1,500?”

        — Projecting Donald

    • KCMC

      they’re fired up!

      • I actually think he threw her off for a hot minute

        • KCMC

          had been going on, was almost call/response c POTUS.

    • LackofFaithify

      Franklin Graham in a mask.

    • iamanotheru

      I was beginning to think it was a Trump plant to disrupt the speeches.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Uh oh she did not say God Bless America to end her speech, I wonder what the headline over at Breibart and Fox will be?

    • iamanotheru

      She said. GOD BLESS YOU ALL! even better

      • bambinoitaliano

        The standard speech by presidents and senators always include God Bless America. It’s silly, I’m just making fun on the fundies who would take exception to that.

  • Lazycrockett

    Bill is just so proud of Hillary.

  • KCMC

    almost skipped this. it was like best parts of convention. again.

    • djcoastermark

      I wish I had caught this from the begining.

      • Jim in TO

        All of the speeches will be up on Hillary’s Facebook timeline shortly.

  • Dot Beech

    I’m going to miss Michelle Obama. I’m going to miss her terribly.

  • Lazycrockett

    and mute

  • Jay George

    I wonder how Chelsea Clinton’s husband feels in the middle of all that power?

    • LackofFaithify

      He kind of had that, “OK, can I get away now?” look on his face.

      • Jay George

        Yeah, kinda of a time to loosen the tie and smoke joint face.

        • LackofFaithify

          Are you looking through my window?!

          • Jay George

            No! I’m using my Miss Cleo scanning powers.

    • Let’s just hope he doesn’t feel like Anthony Weiner.

      • Jay George

        And if he does, may we never ever find out about it. 😉

    • andrew

      He’s probably use to it. His parents were members of the U.S. House of Representatives. His mom was the member of the House who gave Clinton’s first economic package the needed vote to pass.

    • Talisman

      I wonder more about how Chelsea feels.

      The daughter of two Presidents.

      That’s a lot of pressure.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Switching now to the Trump rally….

    Chachi making his way to the podium in blackface

  • bambinoitaliano

    Bill is looking better tonight.

    • KCMC

      a fat hot pepper!

      • Some people are saying this is where Handwich spends most of his time.

        • Sam_Handwich

          Stop lying to the American people!!!

          I’m only there on Wednesdays and the occasional weekend overnight.

  • O/T: Love this guy. Scalzi’s a great SciFi writer:
    https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/795813875463684096

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      Now that the Orange Crush is indeed being crushed, Paul Ryan wants to wipe his hands of him. Sorry, no Lady MacBeth!

    • SoCalGal20

      I follow him. He’s great!

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    On CNN, Jeffrey Lord and Kayleigh McEnany couldn’t take one second to say something nice, but immediately tried to shit on the event.

    • CNN still also employs Lewandowski. Hence my boycott of them continues.

      • iamanotheru

        no more CNN after the election for me until they become more balanced and reasonable. Start by getting rid of Cory .

        • Aye. I also want to see obvious ignorant hacks like Lard and MacAninny gone.

  • No Gaga?

    • KCMC

      Scissoring in on Madonna’s pop-up?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Raleigh, NC shindig, not the Philly one.

  • fuzzybits
  • LackofFaithify

    I’m off to dream of a Bon Jovi-Springsteen-Chelsea’s husband orgy. See you tomorrow at the possible Doom of or Continued survival of the Republic.

    • houstonray

      I wanna have that dream too!!!!!!!!! 🙂

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I’ll be dreaming of my cellmate Bill Baroni.

  • Lazycrockett

    Yeah MSNBC not a word bout the Philly strike till now. Bet you were hoping that was still going on so you and the MSM could have more drama going into tomorrow.

  • Phil in FLL

    Huffpo reports some very bad news indeed for The Donald. Sunday’s early voting totals in the three heavily Democratic counties of Miami-Dade, Broward (Fort Lauderdale) and Orange (Orlando) have been record-breaking. All observers here in Florida (even the Republican Party observers quoted in the Huffpo article) expect Hillary to get Florida’s electoral votes. (Link below.)

    Even the old-guard Republican Cubans can’t stand Trump. An avalanche of Hispanic votes combined with a very good turnout of African-American voters has stopped Trump cold in Florida. What a delicious irony. Buh-bye Donald.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-early-vote-2016_us_58200106e4b0e80b02cae01c?section=us_politics

    • djcoastermark

      While watching the local news here in St Pete, it was reported that over half of the registered voters in the state have already voted, be it by mail in or early voting. Interesting.

  • moebym

    I will sure be glad when this is all over, since the election has been causing me awful stress headaches.

    • Talisman

      It’s cost me my liver, I believe.

  • Talisman

    Lawrence kinda made me tear up just now with his last word on the election.