Pat Robertson: God Did “Something Amazing” When He Made James Comey Send That Letter [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch:

Today, Pat Robertson kicked off “The 700 Club” by discussing FBI Director James Comey’s letter to congressional committee chairs informing them that the bureau will look into emails that it recovered on a computer belonging to Anthony Weiner that might be related to its inquiry into Hillary Clinton’s emails.

Robertson, a Trump supporter, said that God was at work in Comey’s announcement: “It looks like God did something amazing!”

The televangelist pointed to Proverbs 11:30, “The integrity of the upright guides them, but the unfaithful are destroyed by their duplicity,” to show that the “duplicity” of Clinton, President Obama and Anthony Weiner is catching up to them and will be their downfall.

  • Michael Smith

    Will you think it’s still amazing when Hillary beats Trump in 8 days?

    • bambinoitaliano

      It will be god’s will in his face!

    • HanyBaal

      “Delete Your God” that’s what I’ll tweet to Pat Robertson on Nov 9th.
      “Loser” will be tweeted to Trump.

  • LackofFaithify

    Should have known HE was behind it…

  • Todd20036

    Party of Law my ass.

  • Thorn Spike

    God didn’t do something amazing. Comey did something amazingly stupid. And illegal.

    • Todd20036

      As per the bible, isn’t that most of what God does anyway?

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    • douglas

      All praise White Republican Jeebus for doing this while ignoring war, hunger, disease, natural disasters and poverty! ! He has his priorities in order. What a fucking loathsome deity they worship.

  • bryan

    Which means that his god also arranged for a teenage girl to receive sexts from Anthony Weiner. So much for one man / one woman.

  • GayOldLady

    So, what are you going to say when Hillary WINS Pat? Will that be jesus too? I wish there was a hell, Pat, so that you could suffer the pain and punishment that you’ve inflicted on others, you grifting, spittle ball.

  • hugh

    God should take a long break, his generosity and love to mankind is useless and very very boring.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Pat Robertson and his deplorables existence prove that god does not exist.

  • Sam_Handwich

    comey’s turned the FBI into a shit circus. he has to go

    • Chitown Kev

      Ya think?

      http://www.cnbc.com/2016/10/31/fbis-comey-opposed-naming-russians-citing-election-timing-source.html

      FBI Director James Comey argued privately that it was too close to Election Day for the United States government to name Russia as meddling in the U.S. election and ultimately ensured that the FBI’s name was not on the document that the U.S. government put out, a former FBI official tells CNBC.

      The official said some government insiders are perplexed as to why Comey would have election timing concerns with the Russian disclosure but not with the Huma Abedin email discovery disclosure he made Friday.

      In the end, the Department of Homeland Security and The Office of the Director of National Intelligence issued the statement on Oct. 7, saying “The U.S. intelligence community is confident that the Russian Government directed the recent compromises of emails from US persons and institutions, including from US political organizations…These thefts and disclosures are intended to interfere with the US election process.”

    • Todd20036

      Because he bought is daughter Malibu Barbie and not Ballerina Barbie?

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Seems likely that the GOP has blackmailed him into this. Probably something about kiddy porn on a personal server.

      • Falconlights

        Wouldn’t surprise me at all. So many Reptilians, er, Republicans seem to be sleazes.

        Robertson is a nutcase who along with a lot of other nutcases need to be 5150’ed.

        • Librarykid

          Robertson’s thin veneer of scripture over his right-wing politics and hate don’t make for a religious broadcast any more than a layer of icing and a candle make a dog turd a birthday cake.

          • Richard, another Canuck

            Love your comment!

  • RainbowPhoenix

    What about when God made Trump brag about sexually assaulting women, and when He kept that tape from being altered?

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Is god that ineffectual and weak powered that it has to use a dim-witted bureaucrat to send a letter?
    Why cant god just kill its enemies? God cant even send storms to the correct heathen location 99% of the time.
    I think god drinks on the job

    • Librarykid

      Look at the poor aim in Italy. The Vatican is the obvious target and all of those surrounding towns keep getting hit.

  • Canadian Observer

    The CDC is going to be busy updating their recording keeping on November 9th, I think there are going to be a record number of strokes in a certain demographic.

    • Librarykid

      I could support prayers for that.

  • What amazing thing did god do, Pat? Did he cause your hemorrhoids to fall off? Praise his holy name!!! What is his name, anyway? I am who am?? Well, stone me for saying so, but that’s bad grammar.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Did god do something amazing when he caused Wiener to text a minor? Its god’s will that a minor receive sexually explicit messages? Good to know.

  • bkmn

    I expect Tony Duggar PerKKKins and Brian Brown will be taking credit for it by morning

  • With Trump and the GOP on the verge of an FBI-led coup, aided by the Russian government, I have no time or bandwidth for garden variety amateur lunatics.

    • EweTaw

      Sing it sister! 🙂

    • Falconlights

      Did you see the headline over at HuffPost about a secret sever in the Trump Tower? It links to an article on Slate, Ver-r-ry interesting, as Arte Johnson would say. According to this the server in the Trump Tower is connected to Russia.

  • JT

    This Old Coot is going way past senility.

  • avidreader

    Why doesn’t he just smite her where she stands? Would be much easier than this impotent roleplay through other people that won’t even work in the end. What good is a deity like that anyway?

    As for Roberston, I hope Nov. 9th will be the last straw that breaks this most ancient camel’s back. I dislike being ageist and celebrating people’s passing, but in this particular case, it’s time to go towards the fucking light already.

  • another_steve

    God did something amazing this morning, when I had the first good bowel movement I’d had in three days.

    • fuzzybits

      Kinky Friedman said something to the order that sex is the most overrated thing,and a good bowel movement is the most underrated.

      • another_steve

        The order of Best-est, according to another_steve:

        (1) A just-legal Czech porn twink;

        (2) A perfectly prepared martini; and

        (3) A satisfying bowel movement.

        • Todd20036

          At the same time???

          Didn’t know you were into that.

          • another_steve

            I could have been clearer.

            The first two at the same time, followed by an angina pill, followed by (3).

          • Librarykid

            At least you are not so plugged up that you need the angina pill after (3). That’s a blessing verging on a mechiah.

          • another_steve

            Love to you, Librarykid, for use of the word “mechiah.” Yiddish is a rich and expressive language, as illustrated no where better than by the word “mechiah.”

            “A blessing,” understood broadly. Almost anything really really good can be considered “a mechiah.”

            A good bowel movement after a sustained period of constipation can be considered a mechiah.

        • JCF

          Or

          (1) A woman for duty

          (2) A boy for pleasure

          (3) a melon for ecstasy

          (Turkish proverb, but said to be “fictional”, whatever that means)

  • Derrick Johns

    Well, OK. None of us wants to go to prison for killing an old man, but Robertson is so annoying. Maybe we could hire a Voodoo queen to get rid of him…but that puts the responsibility back on me….dammit.

  • PeterC

    As usual Pat in his old age has got things mixed up again, as it is his buddy Satan that gave Comey that good advice.

  • God did something amazing this morning; I got out of bed, picked up my computer and JMG is still here.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      And so are you!

      • Thanks, I haven’t looked in a mirror yet so hadn’t verified it yet. Sometimes I worry I might wake up and skitter.

  • Rex

    Ain’t no crazy like a Pat Robertson crazy, cause a Pat Robertson crazy don’t stop.

    • JCF

      Make It Stop!!!

  • mikeinrkfd

    This guy needs to be in a retirement home in Boca or someplace.

    • William

      He deserves to be in one of those homes featured on 60 Minutes.

    • Uncle Mark

      The man deserves to be UNDER the retirement home in Boca

  • Rex

    Yes, Pat, because I’m convinced that God wants the pure in heart Mr. Trump in office. Be careful what you pray for Pat.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I’m beginning to think Pat successfully prayed for eternal life on earth.

      • Rex

        Only because God doesn’t know what to do with him once he dies.

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          Good point.

        • Reality.Bites

          No one told him to make a planet with so many active volcanos.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Lawerence Collins

    Here’s Pat Now. Only he’s missing he’s missing his flesh mask. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b3df871f2ce72557fd28527e8d7174c98fbb20dee7f96aa4861a3ea7abd69a5a.jpg

  • Chris Lion

    He will do something more amazing when he smites your ass, Pat.

  • Uncle Mark

    While “God was making something amazing happen,” Donald Trump…your orange savior…was waving around a gay flag in CO. Where’s your Messiah now? What are your thoughts on that, Pat?

  • William

    Hey Pat, shouldn’t you be in your bunker today? It’s Halloween, Boo!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7a92eea85821b27a0c727d671d3cc54601153a7dfac642669275437b4b6a5ed6.jpg

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I think Pat probably is the demon incarnate.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    What about your duplicity, Pat? The god you say you believe in will have a bigly surprise for you when you go knocking at those pearls gates. Fuckhead. 🙂

  • Ceann Eltigh

    The only commandment Pat Robertson and his ilk follow.

    Thou shalt lie for the Lard, for it greaseth thy palm.

  • abel

    I wish I believed in Hell, then I’d be fairly certain the old reprobate Pat Robertson would spend eternity roasting there. Soon, I would hope.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I’m pretty sure the way this works is, if you don’t believe in heaven you will never get to heaven. So, if you don’t believe in hell, you won’t ever get to hell.

  • James

    For fuck’s sake, if god is invested in this election why doesn’t he just smite the shit out of Hillary Clinton instead of playing stupid fucking games?

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Because she’s a Hillary supporter!

  • AtticusP

    Oh, Pat honey. Please walk into the light.

    • cleos_mom

      It’s got some news for you.

  • Canadian Observer
    • Cattleya1

      Touché!

  • Frostbite

    Well then why can’t your deity just make Trump emperor of the known universe?

  • Rex

    Comey’s a shady man, Pat can relate.

  • Cipher

    Another day, more Pat R. devil worship. Maybe he and Rudy G. are both vampires?

  • Nowhereman

    Dammitol! Who said this fool’s name 3 times out loud!

  • Duane Dimitrov

    It’s been so gratifying watching these religionists try and support Trump et al this election season.

    The pretense that fundamentalist Protestantism in the US is anything other than a form of “undercover” white nationalism has all but evaporated.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      And let’s never let them forget it.

      • Duane Dimitrov

        They’re already trying to sweep it under the rug.

        And can you blame them? For decades they’ve used their primitive religion as a get-out-of-jail-free card for their various bigotries.

        The most comical of which we gays often experienced: the laughable, “I don’t hate gays, it’s Jeebus who MAKES me hate gays!”

        Or the more polite form, often spouted by older ladies who are nothing more or less than disgusting bigots, but are very concerned with not being seen that way: the equally hilarious, “hate the sin and not the sinner.”

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          They always try to come up with some excuse, don’t they? But I firmly believe, and I’m unanimous in this, that they jumped the shark by supporting Donald Trump.

          • Duane Dimitrov

            Well they showed their hand.

            I mean, I think we LGBT people have always know that these people are not, in fact, religious. They just use religion to be the bigoted bigots they have always been with impunity…and given that Americans are abandoning primitive religion in droves (fucking finally), the old excuses and deference these people used to enjoy just doesn’t cut it any longer.

  • JellyDonut

    Deplorable

  • Henry Auvil

    Dear Pat: When Hillary wins by a large margin next week, it’ll be God’s way of showing how much he enjoys fucking with you.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I’ve been wondering how they are going to explain her electoral landslide.

    • Librarykid

      and all of those Republican also rans who were told by Dog to run and Governor Walker who always talks to Jesus before doing anything; what an ass-whipping Jesus has in store for him. I hope Jesus beats ass like my mother: grab the first thing handy and start swinging.

  • Mark

    Well that’s just great. And about the only good you will ever do, Patty, is take your last fucking breath.

  • TexasBoy

    Surely there is a program that can scan those emails rather quickly for key words to tell if there is anything of any relevance. Let me guess, on November 9th, Comey will announce that the emails found had no relevance to the investigation.

  • Treant

    He’s still alive?

    • edrex

      no.

  • Jamie_Johnson

    Pat’s continued existence almost makes me wish that god existed just to see the look on Pat’s face when he’s turned away at the pearly gates and told to report to his real home called “hell”… almost.

    • Homo Erectus

      Pat knows god is a myth but he’s made a shitload of money off of him.

      • edrex

        sort of like Trump University.

      • Falconlights

        Hell, at least someone in the Catholic Church knew it a good 500 years ago and he even came out and said it: Leo X–“It has served us well, this fable of Christ”.

  • Michael R

    I get my way : God
    I don’t get my way : Satan

    What a useless asshole.

    • Falconlights

      Pretty much. Robertson is a mess,

  • It would be horrible to wake up on Nov. 9th and read that Pat suffered several massive strokes while viewing the election results. Just horrible.

    Deplorable.

    • Robert Conner

      Agreed. I don’t think I could possibly stop laughing in less than an hour.

      • NO MORE GOP!

        I can’t see me laughing, in that event. I can see me feeling immensely satisfied, though, perhaps with a spring in my step and a song in my heart.

    • Reality.Bites

      I understand completely.

      News like that, you want to be awake when it breaks.

  • Homo Erectus

    God must have licked the stamp.

  • PLAINTOM

    I don’t think there is a tax exempt status for organizations promoting criminality.

    • The American Conference of Catholic Bishops might disagree.

      • PLAINTOM

        🙂

  • Chuck in NYC

    …says the Incredible Shrinking Grifter.

  • orion dumptee

    well,well, well, i jus’ finnished watching ‘the Mummy” with Boris Karloff, (Universal,1932)…i never knew- IMHOTEPH- was still with us…

    • Silver Badger

      He’s not. Pat Robertson is his grandfather.

      • orion dumptee

        HA HA HA !

  • dcurlee

    Hey dumbass yes Comey will be the one to pay and talk about lies of course you think Trumps comment to grab them by the pus is perfectly acceptable. Lastly Pat you need your nonprofit revoked. I may be wrong but I think it’s a violation to get into political policies

  • Danieruw

    Why can’t “god” do something amazing like end malaria or stop the war in Syria? Is it only amazing if “god” helps Repubs? I really hate Robertson.

    • CharlestonDave

      I’d be perfectly satisfied if god would just heal an amputee.

  • Maggie 4NoH8

    Can someone PLEASE make sure Jesus has Pat’s correct home, cell and studio phone numbers… you know, just in case Jesus calls?

    • rusty57

      One would think his omnipotent father would be able to provide the necessary information.
      But apparently daddy doesn’t want this noisome asshole in heaven.

  • Robert Conner

    It’s Halloween and something evil this way comes.

    • Gianni

      Is it called Pat?

  • Henri205

    Hi, Pat. You’re such a complete embarrassment to humanity. Just shut the fuck up. Watch out, there may be a demon looking for you. Don’t sleep well tonight you twunt. BOO!

  • TCinBerkeley

    Robertson is the reason that alchemists should be regulated. Since the 1600s when this homunculus escaped (probably because no expects the Spanish Inquisition!) from whatever wizard created it out of ape spunk and formed in a horse’s womb, it has been on a non-stop vendetta to bring down Human civilitization (such as it is).

  • Gianni

    Where did he get that 650,000 emails figure? I haven’t read any such thing. Dear Pat, For all we know, those emails just might belong to Anthony Weiner. Pat is such a fool. I’m a senior citizen, but he is definitely an old fool! He’s so delighted about this, quite possibly, illegal intrusion into a national election. If the FBI had announced such a ham-handed, no-details investigation like this of Donald, you and that fucking Kellyanne Conjob would be pulling your hairs out trying to undermine it and defame the FBI Director. You’d be demanding that Obama fire him immediately.

  • Franciscan

    You heard it first here, folks! God spoke to Mr. Comey, and then He e-mailed me, Pat Robertson.

  • wds

    I heard a preacher who said “There are those who are so filled with hate and bigotry, they will march into Hell with their heads held high”. Pat, IMHO, has become one of those – and might have always been for all I know. When he started making assertions of what God had assured him of – and got it totally wrong. I knew then, he was a fraud. What assertions? According to Pat the Lord TOLD him that Romney would be elected twice AND that the economy was going to boom under him. His involvement with a dictator and blood diamonds, his “strength powder” claims, which turned out to be lies… and so forth. These kind of folks are the “wolves in sheep’s clothing” the Bible has just a few things to say about … and, of course, the money, money, money aspect of his programming – really makes him kind of a money-changer in the Temple doesn’t it …
    [Oh Lord, don’t even get me started on the fraud Jimmy Bakker]

  • Dan Robinson

    Pat Robertson: Proof that biblical characters can indeed live for centuries.

  • JCF

    http://www.joemygod (dot) com/2016/10/31/pat-robertson-eats-worms-2/

    I love you, Joe (but I think better “Pat Robertson IS a Worm”!).

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a445978e5b14d291e9204fbb49d619901c5e7ad4ebdc5927602d3a4ff42df8e.jpg

    [which is probably why he hasn’t “called you home” yet. Come on, Jesus, suck it up!]