Michele Bachmann: If Hillary Wins There Will Be More Sexual Assaults On Christian Women [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Trump may have made “crude” remarks, but that pales in comparison to what Bill Clinton has done, Bachmann argued, which was to “criminally assault women” and for which he has “never paid the price.” The best thing that Christian men and women can do, Bachmann said, is to ensure that Hillary Clinton never becomes president because she “will set a standard in this country that will lead to even more sexual assaults against women because she will be setting an anti-biblical agenda.”

Rohrer agreed, saying that the effort to turn Christian women away from Trump is really a satanic effort to “divide Christian evangelical homes,” which prompted Bachmann to declare that “this is an effort by Hillary Clinton supporters and George Soros, through Sojourners and other so-called Christian organizations, to divide us. These are lies and we, as Christians, need to recognize that this is a lie and a deception and we need to wake up and resist these lies.”

  • bkmn

    It is more important to scare people than to help them. – M. Bachmann

  • camel54

    For fuckssake increase the dosage of antipsychotics. Or just stop letting her out unaccompanied.

    • JCF

      I just went “her?”: I forgot Drumpf wasn’t the subject of this thread! ;-p

  • hdtex

    Do the nurses know she’s chewed through the restraints again?

    • TampaDink

      Yes, they do. They cut them partially through while she was sleeping. They want her to leave.

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    • Jerry

      Louie Gohmert got loose first, then cut the restraints for Bachmann.

  • Frostbite

    Just because you aren’t getting any from your husband doesn’t mean anyone else wants you either.

    • Adam King

      She’s keeping her fingers crossed.

      • barrixines

        And her eyes.

        • ben-andy

          But not her legs.

  • AtticusP

    Ladybird was unavailable for comment.

    He had a scrotum in his mouth at the time…

    • Todd20036

      At least he has the good manners to not talk with his mouth full….

  • bkmn

    Can just one reporter ask her how she would respond if her boy Trump grabbed her by the pussy? And make sure the camera is on and recording.

    • Frostbite

      Like that would happen, she’s a 3, tops, with the lights out.

      • Todd Allis

        3 out of how many?

        • Todd20036


        • Craig Howell

          Looks 3, Brains -10.

  • popebuck1

    It’s true. If Hillary wins there WILL be more sexual assaults – because Trump will be out there running around loose.

  • Gustav2

    He didn’t just make crude lewd remarks, Trump admitted he assaulted women.

    They keep trying to make it just about the language.


      But his language says he did assault women.

      • Gustav2

        There was a letter to the editor in my local paper about the tape and all they talked about was the forgivable crude locker room language.

  • Yeah…nothing Klannish about that remark. If there was only a word for what people would do if they caught some guy they thought might’ve raped a white Christian woman or even looked at her funny…

    In the meantime, Trump promises to dismantle, discard, and take a steaming shit on the Constitution itself.


  • Bruno

    She may be right. Between losing the presidency and all of his businesses, tRump will have more time on his hands for predatory behavior.

    • popebuck1

      Vote Trump, so we can keep him under surveillance in the White House!

      • Frostbite

        That’s one reality show I won’t watch.

  • barrixines

    Michele’s caught her tit in her Bible again.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Frostbite

      She looks like a ghoul with a slug crawling out of her mouth.

      • RoFaWh

        She’s pulling her tongue out to see how long it is.

        Some tongue, eh?

      • Neely OHara

        That’s probably because she IS a ghoul with a slug (or 20) crawling out of her mouth…

    • barrixines

      You’d think a good Christian woman like her would save that til she got home to share it with Ladybird.

      • Rex

        Nope, he takes it all done in one mouthful.

        • carrot festival
          • LackofFaithify

            Tee-hee, I’ve never put anything like this in my mouth before!

          • MB

            Oh honey…It just squirted in my mouth….ewwwwww.

          • ByronK

            He looks like he’s struggling to resist moving on that dog like a bitch.

        • Chicago joe

          Wrong end. And he uses mayo for lube. Likes his hole creamy.

          Apologies for writing that…..but must use what research we have in the topic. I’ve got people working on this, good people, the very best.

    • teeveedub

      This never gets old (unlike Michele’s ramblings). I especially like the French tips – they make it look even more like third-rate porn.

    • ShawnSwagger

      Marcus is sooooo jealous every time he sees that photo.

  • delk

    …will set a standard in this country that will lead to even more sexual assaults against women…of course, my dick loving husband won’t be involved.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Honey, have you seen Christian women? Trust me, they do more to turn men gay than turn them into sexual assaulters, speaking of which, how’s Marcus? Bitch please, sexual predators don’t need Hillary as an excuse, they already have Donald Trump.

  • Stubenville

    Making shit up again, Michelle?

  • TerryInIowa

    Of course, because Donnie will have all that extra free time…

  • Herald

    Um NO! trump has done much worse than Bill ever dreamed of doing. One example Bill is not accused of raping young teens or wandering into their dressing rooms.

    She is really intent on messing with the evangelicals heads, both Christianity Today and Sojourners have come out against trump. Not those two have ever agreed on much in the past, its kinda like Cruz and Warren agreeing.

  • Harley

    And if Trump is elected there will be more sexual assaults on children by Christian men.

  • Bob Conti

    Washed up yapping rabid terrier married to a man who’s clearly gay as a goose says what?

  • Lazycrockett

    Wha? Did we find another clan of Duggers?

  • Rex

    Wishful thinking Mrs. Bachmann?

  • MattPS

    Jeez Michele: How many times to I have to repeat this? BILL CLINTON IS NOT A CANDIDATE. (And as enamored that you become of that phrase “I am running for the Presidency of the United States”, YOU aren’t either). So shut your FUCKING piehole. And try to get your hubby to fuck you (Good luck…)

  • bmedle

    Well, we know Marcus won’t be committing sexual assaults against good Christian women at least.

  • JT
  • SunsetGay

    So in other words…. She’s saying that millions of women will be “grabbed by the pussy” if America doesn’t vote for the man who likes to “grab women by the pussy.”

    Mind blown!

  • Added to the list of “Stupid dumb ass things Ms Bachmann Says”. How many is that now? Why is it that whenever a Trump apologist opens their fat gob something from whack-a-doodle land comes out? The men in white coats are waiting in the wings to pick them up.

  • HZ81

    Can we seal her inside a Dodge Durango and slide it into the c-ment pond already?

    Too mean?

    • EweTaw

      No. Not mean at all. Quite humane, actually. I especially like the image of a Dodge Durango under water.

  • Brooklyn Joe

    why do they keep say Donald is all words and Bill is all action — Donald has screwed around plenty and assaulted many women already – we don’t need a NY Times article!

    • Todd20036

      And Clinton didn’t assault anyone – and actually was on trial for it

  • TampaDink

    This makes sense in that the powers of the presidency include determining what crimes should occur & who the criminals will be targeting. Everyone knows that!

  • PickyPecker
  • Ore Carmi

    If she were truly worried about assault, she’d WANT an anti-biblical agenda.

  • Michael Smith

    O/T So apparently Trump wanted OJ on Celebrity Apprentice, said some things about Nicole Brown Simpson:


    • TampaDink

      Wait. What? Is don the con saying that his dad beat his mother?

      • pj

        thats why she wore a helmet

        • TampaDink

          She probably also wore a cup.

  • Todd

    ….. by Donald Trump

  • RoFaWh

    She is no “christian”.

  • Jeffrey

    Will pussies be grabbed?

  • Tulle Christensen

    Er, because then the secret service will not be watching Trump?

    • Todd20036

      Actually, they well already be doing so, but because they see him as a possible threat to our future President

  • Yeah, we all know Bachmann is nuts, but I don’t know anybody could read this here transcript of Trump’s ACTUAL REMARKS TODAY and not conclude he has truly lost his goddamned mind:


    • The_Wretched

      I’m not a trained psychologist but I’d call all that ‘disordered thinking’.

      • Yes, it is.

        • EweTaw

          I’m thinking he may have porphyria. Has anyone been able to check if his urine is blue?

          • The_Wretched

            My guess is stimulant abuse.

          • Todd20036

            Too much, or not enough?

          • Paula Key

            a rare hereditary disease in which the blood pigment hemoglobin is abnormally metabolized. Porphyrins are excreted in the urine, which becomes dark; other symptoms include mental disturbances and extreme sensitivity of the skin to light.

          • EweTaw

            Yes. King George was known to suffer from this condition. It seriously affected his sanity. Then one day — poof — the condition corrected itself. But blue pee made his physicians famous.

      • IamM

        Well, it’s definitely disordered…

    • Michael Smith

      It’s going to get worse before the 8th, Trump will go full on raving lunatic before then.

      • TampaDink

        It won’t get too much better after the 8th….except that Madame President Elect will be in the news (hopefully) more than this raving lunatic….but he won’t disappear & networks (especially fixed noise) will continue to put him on the air every fucking time he calls.

      • Kevin-in-Honolulu

        You mean he isn’t already? Ugh.

    • Jerry

      And it appears that when he told his followers to vote on Nov. 28th, that he was projecting his real concern…that’s the next hearing on the Trump U. fraud case.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      jesus. If he hadn’t been born with daddy’s coin he would be saying :

      ” This car here has 4 wheels, the best wheels, immaculately round wheels. You will love it, believe me. Your wife is hot, let me take her for a spin”

    • ColdCountry

      I’m starting to miss Palin.

    • Oh’behr

      I’d rather deal with the people in the film, King of Hearts, than the reality of Trump, any day. Though, honestly, I haven’t seen the film in 40 some years. Trump is concerning me in terms of his madness coming out in full blown, something. (I’m at a loss for words since I’m not a psychologist or mental health clinician), yet I fear for us in the USA.

    • Gene Perry

      :to lose one’s mind” implies that one must once had control. Not applicable here.

  • Ore Carmi

    Another thing Christian women can do to lower the risk of sexual assault (in the home) is marry gay men.

    • EweTaw

      What do you have against gay men?

      • Ore Carmi

        Well, I mean, they can TRY, anyway. Self-respecting gay men will say no!

  • EweTaw

    Michelle, ma belle
    These are words that go together well
    “You’re Fucking Nuts!”

    • Todd20036

      Technically, that’s more true of Lady Bird.

      • EweTaw

        Now, don’t go dissing Lady Bird. She had a lot of good qualities. She was a size queen (judging from LBJ’s famously oversized thingy) and the sides of the freeways and highways throughout Texas would be so much more bland than they already are if she hadn’t effectively created a wildflower program that seeded the entire state. That program still exists. Great program. Yoooge program. All the best Texans say so.

        Edit: Oh, I finally figured it out. You mean Bachmania’s househusband. Ewwwwwww!

        • TampaDink

          Around these parts (J.M.G.-land) Ladybird is one of our pet names for Marcussssss Bachmann.

          • EweTaw

            I keep forgetting that. Probably because he’s so forgettable.

          • TampaDink

            Michele says the same thing. ;-p

  • Luther Kreiger

    This “Bill Clinton” that these Trump-humpers keep pointing at as some sort of uncontrollable and unstoppable molestation monster is really scary! If he ever shows up in our reality I’ll be worried.

  • Paula

    So, when Hillary wins, Trump will go wild assaulting x-tian women? Is that what she is saying?

    • Xuuths

      Well, he’ll have a lot of free time, since he won’t be running for office.

    • JCF

      Many people are saying so. The best people.

  • RainbowPhoenix

    Trump fucking bragged about committing criminal sexual assault and he will be facing trial for raping a thirteen-year old, you dipshit!

  • geoffalnutt

    Damn it! Get it right! It’s the anti-christian VAGENDA!! Got it!!

  • penpal

    Impeccable logic, as always.

  • Xuuths

    Crazy Eyes clearly hasn’t read the bible, because it is full of sexual assaults on women, and none of it condemned. Oh, damaging valuable property (virginity) was a problem, but not the actual sexual assault itself. And many christian men will tell you the bible teaches you can’t rape your wife!

    • RJ Bone

      Because according to the bible it is wrong to willfully withhold sex.

  • The_Wretched

    Sounds like Michele Bachmann is expected disappointed Trump supporters to engage in physical abuse to slake their anger at Clinton winning.

  • LackofFaithify

    But not from your husband. Closet snark.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Said someone who married a ladybird.

  • Cuberly
  • JDS

    This cow needs to clean up her own house before she starts spewing aspersions on others. Can we say her “husband”. LOL!

  • JaniceInToronto

    I thought she was dead. Damn.

    • TampaDink

      Nah….that’s just how her husband treats her. Every year, on their anniversary he leaves flowers on her future grave….before he heads off to the nearest rest stop.

  • Princess Lardass

    But if a man who’s been caught bragging about sexually assaulting women wins the presidency, women will be just fine.

    Lady, you are the perfect mix of crazy, stupid, and religious.

  • Canadian Observer

    I am wondering if her version of the Bible has all the parts where god orders the Israelites to rape missing?

  • fuzzybits

    She’ll be out lose hiding behind bushes again soon.

  • Piercedchrlz

    “will set a standard in this country that will lead to even more sexual assaults against women because she will be setting an anti-biblical agenda.”

    You want a biblical agenda ? Then sit down and shut up till your man tells you to answer him and not until.

    When LadyBird says jump, you ask how high.

    Oh and if he had the least bit of interest or wherewithal to mount you, he can say when and where, if you have a biblical based marriage, that is.

  • Balderdashing

    Is that because if Trump won, there would be more people watching to ensure he didn’t assault Christian women?

    • boatboy_srq

      I think ita because if tRump wins, he’ll lock up WJC along with HRC, and because he’ll declare Those People© incapable of being sexually molested (because they asked for it coming to the US).


  • fuzzybits

    Michele is right because the ” Christian Sexual Predators ” will have more free time. They won’t be working for the Trump White House. It’s all these religious right people who say, “All men talk like that “. If woman wan to be safe, stay out of their churches.

  • MB

    Now, now…just because Princesa Marcus touches your naughty bits in all the wrong ways in all of the wrong places, you musn’t take it out on others.

    • TampaDink

      To be fair he only did that once and that was decades ago.

      • RJ Bone

        And he thought they were playing dominoes.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Make sure y’all carry them there rape babies to term, ladies!

  • SammySeattle

    *because the Secret Service will not be keeping an eye on Trump

  • Taylor

    Seriously, someone needs to check her drinking water. She’s getting crazier by the day.

    • TampaDink

      Her drinking water is fine. It is her favorite liquid for washing down her morning bowl of lead based paint chips.

      • Stubenville

        Sherwin Williams Krispies?

        • TampaDink

          They are very colorful to wake up to.

  • j.martindale
  • JR

    “…we need to wake up and resist these lies.”

    Oh, the irony.

  • Clive Johnson

    “will set a standard in this country that will lead to even more sexual assaults against women because she will be setting an anti-biblical agenda.”

    Well, it might very well be the case that an “anti-biblical agenda” is what will reduce violence against women and reduce social dysfunction.


  • mikeinrkfd

    Sorry but this Bitch is crazee!

    • ByronK

      Don’t apologize for it – she sure as hell doesn’t.

  • tcinsf

    Because the bat-shit crazy hadn’t reached def-con 10 yet.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    If there is a god, she played a dirty trick creating Michelle and Ladybird Bachman.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    That is one bat shit crazy Beard.

  • Cipher

    She’s crazy but at least she knows her husband won’t be making any advances on women.

    • CatCope

      Maybe “mitch” is sorry Big Dog didn’t make any advances on HER!!

  • NancyP

    Who, other than other Christians and family members, would bother?

  • FAEN

    And here I thought we had sent Michelle and Lady Bird Bachmann to one of our FEMA camps.

    • RJ Bone

      That’s after the election.

  • geoffalnutt

    You hope. Lord knows Marcus is no prize. I mean who wears a speedo and toe shoes around the house??

  • CB

    Oh, shut up.

  • IamM

    Once again: No you stupid shills, Trump is the one who sexually assaulted women. (And bragged about while wearing a mic.)

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Most of the sexual assaults will be by “Christians” like Trump

  • Ninja0980

    Batshit crazy person says what?

  • ColdCountry

    Because attackers of women always ask about their religious convictions first.

  • TexasBoy

    Up is down, dark is light, slavery is freedom.

  • Robert Conner

    Now here’s a man who’s almost certainly never assaulted a woman or grabbed a pussy. Well, he may have grabbed his own pussy, but that’s not relevant here.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      I will never understand why they got married.

      • Todd20036

        Each needed to prove to themselves that they were straight.

      • RJ Bone

        Pity. Both ways.

  • Ginger Snap

    I wonder how she would feel if tRump grabbed one of her daughter’s pussy. Oh right women are just breeding stock in her religion.

  • greenmanTN
    • Friday

      I’m kind of wondering if he thinks he’s going to look straighter if only he can get rid of all gay people or something.

      • RJ Bone

        Nah, for him this is more like Highlander.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Republicans: Taking “Unhinged” to New Depths

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    As a woman I would feel safer near a satanist, a witch, and an atheist than with one of her type of christian.

  • Oh’behr

    Michele Bachmann … making sense, so you don’t have to. /s

  • Gianni

    These poor evangelists. If they’re aren’t receiving enough persecution yet in the present, there’s always the prediction of getting much more in the future. It’s sort of a thing with them. Persecute me, please! I need to feel I’m serving God the right way. My pain will please Him. If you people don’t punish us enough for our faith, we’ll just create the persecution in our heads. Works just a well for us.

    • Kissmagrits

      Unfortunately, captive jungle cats are spoiled. There’s colosseums available, but the cats have grown fat and lazy, much preferring a couple tins of Fancy Feast to a tasty Christian.

  • Homo Erectus

    Why is she still a thing?

  • Nic Peterson

    Uh oh. They are on to the satanic efforts and anti biblical agenda. I’m surprised the average listener can tie their own shoes.

  • Marc

    I’m certain Hillary will grab more than Donnie ever would. Godsdamn, you crazy batshit woman.

  • Tigernan Quinn

    There appears to be a serious misunderstanding of the things Bill has done. Don’t get me wrong, we should discuss them and examine them on their own, but to hear the Right talk about him, he’s been running a Rape School for thirty years.

  • Webster

    Good old Michele — as batty as ever…

  • olandp

    Is she hoping? Evidently it is ok with Michele for Don the Con to grab her by the pussy.

    • RJ Bone

      At least someone would be…?

  • JCF
  • Barry William Teske

    At this point in history, Ms Bachmann needs to understand that her type of Christian is the problem.

  • Chrissy

    So she’s safe cause she’s not really a christian?

  • RJ Bone

    Michele is like a zip file of crazy. When you unzip it there is a shitload more there than you thought. And it takes hours to sort through and a lot of processing power that you could be using for better things like World of Warcraft or Halo.

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  • dcurlee

    The lie is calling yourself a Christian