Mike Huckabee Whines: Bed-Wetting Hand-Wringing Republicans Are Terrified That Trump Will Win [VIDEO]

Via Breitbart:

Monday on Fox News Channel’s “The Kelly File,” former Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-AR) weighed in some in the Republican Party’s reluctance to get behind party nominee Donald Trump’s presidential bid. The former Arkansas governor summed it up as those in his party being fearful of Trump threatening to “mess up the neat little package of fun.”

“Let me tell you something,” Huckabee said. “Here’s a little secret Megyn, a lot of these bed-wetting, hand wringing Republicans, they’re not afraid Donald Trump is going to lose. They’re scared to death he’s going to win. And if he wins he is going to mess up the neat little package of fun they have because they all play to the donor class and Donald Trump is coming to make big changes in the way that these institutions go.”

  • Blake Mason

    As they should be… duh.

  • leastyebejudged

    LOL, Gingrich I don’t see anything about anywhere but here, lolol.

  • sherman

    Another “Christian For Groping”

  • Sam_Handwich

    paul ryan is a bed wetter

    this is going well

    • kareemachan

      And SO adult and mature!

    • Todd20036

      I read it on the internet, so maybe it’s true.
      People are talking about it, I don’t know….

    • PickyPecker
    • Robincho

      When enuretic is copacetic…

  • Hucksterbee is going to burn in hellfire for eternity.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Blake Mason

      WOW!…. Just wow!… Does not even try to look like he is reaching out.

      • Todd20036

        Good. This election is turning into a rout on the Presidential side.

        Which means the Senate may well turn blue.

        And the idea of the House changing blue isn’t some ridiculous fantasy

    • GayOldLady

      Trump is like a blind guy driving in the demolition derby. He’s going to totally obliterate himself before it’s over.

    • RGG

      Does this mean that Kellyanne is out of a job?

      • clay

        “the ol’ ball n chain”

    • TheSeer

      The shackles of human decency.

    • BobSF_94117

      Hide your pussies!!!!

    • Brian Burleson

      Reminds me of an adage that my mother used to say, “choose your rut carefully, you’re going to be in it for a long time.” Thanks mom.

    • crewman

      Republicans are fleeing fast. Democrats should be reminding voters every step of the way that the GOP is the party that brought trump to the stage. The GOP should not be allowed to let itself off the hook on downstream ballots.

    • StraightGrandmother

      Tweets like this only energizes OUR side.

    • Todd Allis

      “I can now fight America the way I want to.”
      Fixed it.

    • Jon

      No more shackles, now he can dance!

  • bkmn

    Keep digging that shit trench Mike. You will be in there a long time. I wonder what Trump has promised him.

    • OdieDenCO

      all the P he could grab

  • Blake Jordan

    Are these drumpf men sleeping together, sharing the same hooker, or can syphilitic dementia spread in another non-sexual way!?

    • Sk3ptic

      Skin-to-skin contact is all it takes. And we all know where drumpf’s hands have been.

  • bryan

    Huckabee and the evangelicals : ‘Trans women are sexual predators.’
    Trump : ‘I like to grab women by the p*****y’
    Huckabee and the evangelicals : ‘Yay ! Trump !

    • Christopher

      GOP in a nutshell!

      Every election. Every time.

      They absolutely refuse to understand the basic concepts of empathy. Instead going straight for sociopathy.

    • vorpal

      Rape is an Official Traditional Christian Value®.
      It’s in the Big Idiotic Book Leaking Evil (BIBLE), so it must be true, like talking snakes and virgin babies.


      • Robincho

        Extra acronym propz for you today, caro gatito!…

      • b

        Don’t they know how to brag! Here is mister pure moral christian encouraging voters to vote for Trump, comparing him to a lascivious drunk in Hollyood movie, which everyone should see, by the way.

    • Clive Johnson

      Nothing else needs to be said. The judgment of hypocrisy is complete and without appeal.

    • TSS

      Huckabee and the evangelicals: “Gays can’t get married. Marriage is the sacred union of one man and one woman.”
      Trump: “Been married three times and cheated on all of ’em.”
      Huckabee and the evangelicals: “Sounds good to us. What do you think, Newt?”

  • clay

    1) Trump WISHES he WAS the “donor class”!

    b) Mike Huckabee always made his wife sleep in the wet spot.

    • Todd20036

      You mean when Mike’s bladder released nocturnally?

      • clay

        Should have been past perfect tense for any other reason.

      • Robincho

        The dreaded nocturnal ewmission…

  • ceeenbee

    family values?

  • dcurlee

    He is a fuckng phony He’s not two faced?? Really!!!…..he made those crude comments then came out and acted like a gentleman. If that’s not two faced what is

  • GayOldLady

    Megyn Kelly: “Governor, I hate to tell you this, but Capt. Quint got eaten by the shark”

    LOL………Hillary won’t eat Trump, too nasty, she’ll shred him and feed him to Seals.

    • greenmanTN

      I’d like to call him “chum” and I don’t mean that in an affectionate way.

  • Sk3ptic

    Well, if this isn’t proof that the evangelicals don’t believe a word of what they preach, nothing is.

    • Todd20036

      Oh we knew that as soon as they endorsed Trump once it was obvious Cruz would lose.

  • 2patricius2

    Mike Hucksterabee. Just another phony evangelical minister using his religion for profit.

  • Mark

    tRump will forever be the big cheeto…just as mike will forever be Fuckabee.

  • RainbowPhoenix

    And why shouldn’t they fear that he’ll win since he’s revealed himself to be an incompetent fascist?

  • Paula

    Haha, Mike, fuck you, just fuck you.

    • Joe in PA

      I think I love you Paula. 🙂

      • shellback

        Hands off. I saw her first.

        • Robincho

          Now boys, don’t go getting all grabby…

          • shellback

            Okay. I promise.

  • TexasBoy

    “…because they all play to the donor class and Donald Trump is coming to make big changes in the way that these institutions go.”

    So says a southern baptist minister that made his living fleecing sheeple.

  • sword

    Totally agree that Trump will make big changes in ‘these institutions’…the same way the fascists did in Germany.

  • I love how Fuckabee bites the hand that feeds him. Denigrating the ‘donor class’, a group he is intimately familiar with. He sucks at the teat of the donor class every four years. Fucking hypocrite.

    • Nowhereman

      I know, right? Where would he be without donors?

    • Uncle Mark

      Does this mean that this grifter isn’t going to run in 2020 then, since he will have thoroughly pissed off the donor class this year? (Actually, were there any members of the donor class or even donors with class funding Huckster?)

    • Robincho

      The hand that feeds him is one busy goddamn hand, yo…

    • Marti386

      I luv how he seems to think that Trump (himself a member of the “donor class”) is going to be hard on the donor class. Never gonna happen. This is the man who pays no taxes, remember.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Trump has taken already foolish Republican talking points and dumbed them down to pre-K.

  • BobSF_94117

    Breitbart, unsurprisingly, could use an editor.

    • Boy Elvis

      Also writers, instead of the staff of feces-flinging chimps they evidently employ.

  • TheSeer

    All the “family values” types are jumping in the basket.

  • BobSF_94117

    Oh, yeah, Huckabee would never take money from GOP donors, no siree….

  • TheSeer

    Meghan Kelly is radiating with joy that Trump is a toast.

  • greenmanTN

    Well, Mike, if Hillary was a stray dog your son could beat her, stab her, and hang her from a tree.

    We know he did that to a dog, but did he also wet the bed and start fires?

    • TheSeer
      • Treant

        Vertical stripes are slimming. However, when you approach planetary size, they just look like north-south canyons.

        • CottonBlimp

          Apparently, the science of vertical stripes vs horizontal stripes is still out there, with different experiments getting different results.

          It’s funny to think though that the Huck men (and notice it’s only the men that are fat-asses) all bought the same vertical stripe ahirt thinking it would make a difference.

          • Treant

            As I age–and spread a bit from my prior twink build–I find I still prefer flat colored broadcloth. My favorite shirt being a sapphire blue.

        • McSwagg
    • vorpal

      Just imagine him trying to out-waddle the police.

    • clay

      He moved on her like [she was] a bitch.

  • Jmdintpa

    if there was any justice this pigs fat choked heart would have exploded live on TV so we could all witness the pain and fear as he dies a miserable painful blood choked death… all live on tv like the TMZ trash he is.

  • Treant

    Damn, Newt and Huck both look like shit. I’m glad the end of their careers are featured by watching Madame President be sworn in.

    • KQCA

      You just gave me an idea. I think I’ll throw an Inauguration Day party.

      • Treant

        Hell to the yes! Just don’t yell at the prom queen who can’t finish half a Zima. He has to work the next day.

        • KQCA


    • BudClark

      I’m just sorry that Syphilis Schlafly didn’t live to see Hillary’s inauguration.

      • Clive Johnson

        That’s a good point. And it hurts a little.

        But I take consolation in the fact that Labarbera, Staver, all of Breitbartdom, and many others, will (hopefully) witness the installment of Hillary. The well of schadenfreude is yet full of refreshing water.

        • Kevin-in-Honolulu

          “The well of schadenfreude is yet full of refreshing water.”

          Genius, pure genius. What a wonderful sentence, and sentiment!

          • Clive Johnson

            I’m here to help. 🙂

  • KQCA

    Side note:
    Children …and some adults… who suffer the symptom of bedwetting were just doled out another dose of being shamed….by a public official in an international forum. Huckabee truly is cut of the same cloth as Trump.

  • TheSeer

    Duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar, duggar

    • Treant

      Duggar. People keep missing one but, like maggots, there are way too many to count easily and they keep squirming. Josh had to use a finger to pin ’em down.

  • Henry Auvil

    The only upside when this smug huckster crawls out of the deplorable basket is it gives us another chance to LOL at this timeless chestnut. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/12333478d584fa741842267cb42b5799ff031b6e4a7f309cfbe2f66bde9ed997.jpg

    • TheSeer

      Here are some more family values:


      • BudClark

        Wonder what drugs SHE’S taking to make getting in bed with HIM bearable? And Pastafarius! Those EYES! Stepford Wife, much?

        • Taylor

          Her battery operated ben-wa balls just short circuited.

          • charliebkk

            I think she and crazy-eyes Bachmann were made in the same factory.

        • Robincho

          So tell me, Mr. BudClark, how long have you had this problem with owls?…

      • karmanot

        Calista: ” I got the guilt jewels up front sukkahs.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Vertical stripes are so slimming!

    • Marti386

      Is that his family? Christ, what a creepy looking gaggle of goons.

    • karmanot


  • Clive Johnson

    It’s incredible: The GOP is openly and for all the world to see, ignoring admitted sex crimes for political reasons. Does anyone find this as jaw-droppingly surreal and awful and ‘holy crap what is the world coming to’ as I do?

    • EweTaw

      Karma works in mysterious ways. This season the Republicans are being exposed for what they’ve always been. Nature always rights the wrong and lopsided imbalances of life.

      • Clive Johnson

        That’s my overall sense too, but it doesn’t always play out according to our preferred timeline. I just hope Democrats don’t get complacent with all this bad Trump news.

    • IamM

      It’s awful, but it’s not st all surprising.

  • Ernest Endevor

    He’s got Huckabee and Cruz. Life is good.

    • EweTaw

      Today it is. 🙂

  • j.martindale
  • goofy_joe

    This is another reason to support term limits. Guys like this at this point in their career will say just about anything to stay in power.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    “they have because they all play to the donor class and Donald Trump is
    coming to make big changes in the way that these institutions go.”

    Donald Trump IS the donor class. Instead of the wealthy buying politicians, they’ve got one of their own running. Trump has bragged about the biggest tax cuts ever, more than Reagan. Drastically reduce the money the government has to run, but he’s going to wipe out our deficit, rebuild roads, bridges, schools, inner cities and a wall on our Southern border. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/50ad6c31adbba3a5d314f3d1f69c250e3319a612ae7158e149c2cd19b35db4e2.gif

  • CharlestonDave

    Is the Huckster looking more and more like Cryptkeeper Pat Robertson? Maybe he’s auditioning to take over for Pat once Pat’s animatronics finally break beyond repair.

  • Clive Johnson

    Duggar Family Values are now the official values of the GOP.

    • IamM

      Have been since st least the sixties, I think.

  • Thorn Spike

    Kelly’s really scraping the barrel with Huckleberry.

    • Jerry

      Even Kelly looks askance at the ridiculous “Jaws” analogy…

  • David Walker

    OTOH, the voting booth is allegedly a private place and, also allegedly, no one knows for whom you vote. I keep thinking that maybe the Huckster will vote for Drumpf, but the missus will vote for Hillary. I find solace in the thought that a lot of the faithful…not the hardcore, but the newly converted…Drumpfsters will have that moment of clarity when they see the top of the ballot.

  • Halloween_Jack

    Well, at least Huckleberry’s not bitter or anything.

  • Barry William Teske

    Heard it.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    OK, bed wetting (incontinence is the socially acceptable terminology) is not something to be proud of but it’s not something to shame people over. I know he’s using it as a demeaning way of getting his point across, which is that they are little kids with bladder issues. It’s like him calling a group of people the “N” word or whatever. He lost his power in his statement in that way.

    • RoFaWh

      It may say bed wetting, but the idiom as he used it refers to pissing in fear. IOW, he’s saying “they’re so fearful of
      Trump winning that they’re pissing themselves.”

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    Oh, Fuckabee, go shove your mouth full of Chick-fil-a. It keeps this other nonsense from spilling out.

  • Todd

    There *is* something likeable about that annoying, aggravating Megyn Kelly.

  • Nowhereman

    Anyone with half a brain is afraid that Trump will win–including Trump, truth be known.

  • Texndoc

    Trump is going to lose in a landslide and the “stock value” of Christie – Giuliani – Huckabee – Hannity – Gingrich is going to plummet in price.

    • IamM

      Hence, cashing in while he can.

  • delk

    Washed up shit stains like Huck and Jindal crowding up the primaries is one of the reasons Trump is the candidate.

  • Brooklyn Joe

    Says what – losing candidate irrelevant religious nut job trying to make himself relevant?

  • JellyDonut


  • Brianna Amoré

    No. No they are not.

  • TrollopeReader

    Mike … what did you poll ? one-half of one-half a percent?

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Hey Mike, the entire world and every living species on it are terrified of a Trump win.

  • The Milkman

    You know, let’s just for a moment think about Gingrich’s comment. What if Republicans really were afraid that Trump would win? I imagine he’s right in that they “play to the donor class”, meaning that their attention is focused more on the rich than the poor. That’s kind of what being an “establishment Republican” has meant for decades, isn’t it? So my question is, and it’s an actual question, what evidence does anyone have that Trump will care one whit about the poor? (And by poor, I clearly mean poor or lower/working class whites.) What experience does he have, or what plans is he proposing, that would benefit them?

    My husband’s family is from Richland county in Ohio. It’s a former manufacturing region that continues to decline into crime, drug addiction, misery, and hopelessness. The people there who used to take pride in factory work are now without any hope of improving their lives or the lives of their children. You can buy a house there for $30K, people are so desperate to flee. (That is, if they are financially or otherwise able to flee.) What exactly does Trump offer them? I’ll tell you what he offers them. He offers them anger. He offers them scapegoats. And he offers them a chance to be heard, en masse, in the public sphere. He’ll exploit them and then ignore them, just like all the other politicians do, they just don’t know it yet. They’re whipped up into a frenzy of anger and tears and misery at their lost livelihoods and sense of worth, and I for one am concerned about what will happen to that energy once the election is over. No, I’m not a Trump supporter. But we can’t continue to ignore what’s happening in these dying communities.

    I don’t know what the answer is. I don’t think anyone seriously thinks that those manufacturing jobs will ever return. But what are the options instead? Do we just abandon them? Won’t that create even more resentment? What if we really invested in those communities in terms of education and retraining and infrastructure? How would we do that, and not have it be just a huge money pit with no substantive outcome? In this time of identity politics, what happens to the people who are called “white trash”? Do they count? Do we care?

  • Robert Conner

    Well, for the record, HuckyBooBoo was going to “weigh in” but the dial blew off the scale from all the pressure and seriously injured Chris Christie.

    • TrollopeReader

      It was disclosed at the Bridgegate trial that Krispie Kreme and Fuxabee were the impediments to the lanes … they thought they were providing Sumo wrestling entertainment ….

  • Hank

    Huckabee as a “religious” man, apparently does not care how EVIL a person is in his thoughts, words or actions!!! He should be ashamed of himself!!!

  • Craig

    Huckabee needs to go away. He’s such an asshole!

  • Boy Elvis

    For the record, Fuckabee, the people who are afraid of a Trump victory are what we like to refer to as “sane people.”

  • Guess

    PLEASE save that Duggarface for future Hucksterbee posts. Thanks, Joe!

    (Oh wait, that’s Newton! They all start blending together after awhile! The point stands… Thanks, Joe!)

  • amati1684

    When was Trump ever shackled? If he thinks he’s free now, I cannot begin to imagine the mess he’s about to make. Nov 8 can’t come soon enough.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • IamM

    Yeah Mike, right after he closes all the tax loopholes he uses.

  • Mow

    Doesn’t he look tired..?

  • Gerry Fisher

    Huckabee you whore.

  • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

    Well, Huckers is not entirely full of BS. Donors and voters are backing away from the GOP thanks to Donald Trump. Carefully coded racism and sexism is the mainline GOP’s bread and butter. It’s kept them in power with “I’m not a racist/sexist but…” voters since Reagan. The mainline GOP dislikes Trump because he’s openly sexist and racist, loud and crass, and attracts is quite frankly tacky.