LIVE VIDEO: Second Presidential Debate

The second presidential debate begins at 9PM Eastern from St. Louis with moderators Anderson Cooper and Martha Raddatz. Tonight’s event is town hall-style with questions provided in advance from allegedly undecided voters. Embedded below are the official live-streams from NBC, CBS, and C-SPAN as well as a bootleg stream of the pre-debate coverage on CNN. Fix a cocktail and join us. The first questions will reportedly be about pussygate.

  • Sam_Handwich

    we need snax

    • Acronym Jim

      Too bad the Bundys are still in jail.

      Oh, wait. No it’s not.

      • Nowhereman

        It always warms the cockles of my heart when I remember that they are in jail, hatless and gunless. Ammon has already pissed the judge off, so now he can’t talk face to face with his lawyer. I can hardly wait for Ryan’s turn.

        • geoffalnutt

          Seriously. What is a cockle?

    • kirtanloorii

      I’ll have one Sam Handwich please.

      • Steverino

        Served naked.

        • RoFaWh

          Not even with a cherry on top?

          • Rex

            That ship sailed years ago.

    • Slippy_World
    • KCMC
      • TuuxKabin

        Waiting for brussies to hit the farmers’ market, we’ll know autumn has arrived. Roast them. Saute them. Boil them. Love ’em.

        • KCMC

          roast c garlic, balsamic..mmmm
          (mine were baby bs)

          • TuuxKabin

            Eggsactly. And yes, those babies are mmmmmm good! We also grate locatelli over them for crusty, cheesy hit. Today was the first day there were no berries at the market. Brussies can’t be too far away.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Reality.Bites

      He’s very nice, but I don’t get it.

  • bkmn

    Will Anderson wear something skimpy? Inquiring minds want to know.

    • Rex

      In my fantasies he always does.

    • carrot festival

      Pretty damn sure he’s gonna be wearing a smile.

  • Rex

    I’m ready. I just ate some p****.
    Ah, I can admit it. Pizza, I ate pizza.

    • Acronym Jim

      I’ve got the wine breathing so I can deal with the whine.

    • AtticusP

      Ah, yes. But have you ever GRABBED pizza?

      • Lazycrockett

        Is there any other way to do it?

        • Rex

          Fork it?

          • Acronym Jim

            Fold it.

          • MaryOGrady

            In Europe it is eaten with a knife and fork.

          • Lazycrockett

            Barbarians.

          • ChrisMorley

            Italians invented pizza and set the rules: “Italians cut their pizzas with fork and knife and then eat the slices with their hands. One reason is that pizza is served piping hot, too hot to rip apart with your hands.

          • EweTaw

            Most of the civilized world does the exact same thing. It’s Muricuns that stuff it in their pie holes with their fists. We’re so cultured.

          • Traxley Launderette

            USA USA USA USA USA

          • Talisman

            That’s why I use a fork….slice the pizza and then use my hands to eat it.

          • Yixing’s Fluffer

            Scissor it.

        • AtticusP

          The small-handed one eats it with a knife and fork. Pretty sure there’s proof on YouTube. Everything winds up on YouTube eventually, doesn’t it?

          Donald Trump doesn’t grab pizza.

          • Diogenes Onionpants

            Yeah, remember when Bill DeBlasio ate pizza with a knife and fork and somehow this fact was all over the news, a sign that he was an out-of-touch elitist?

            Funny how Fox didn’t find a way to screech about Donald’s doing the same thing, isn’t it?

            Almost like the action doesn’t matter, just as long as they can twist it into an attack on a Dem?

    • Gustav2

      We’re grabbing some sausage…..

      and sauerkraut tonight.

      BTW this is the first time in 32 years the government worker husband is watching a second debate.

    • KCMC

      grab em in the pepperoni

    • Richard, another Canuck

      Happy Canadian Thanksgiving y’all. We’re having turkey and all the fixings!

  • Rex

    Waiting to see if Hillary offers Donald a tic-tac.

    • Steverino

      A tic-tac, then a toe to his butt.

    • Nowhereman

      I’m hoping that if she shakes hands with him, she will make a fuss about putting on chemical resistant disposable gloves first.

      • crewman

        She should block her crotch when she shakes hands.

        • Nowhereman

          Definitely. Is there a female version of a cup? Asking for a friend.

          • RoFaWh

            Yes, there is. They call it a pelvic protector. Much like jockstrap and cup except it doesn’t have to leave room for the cock and balls.

            Or there used to be…

          • Nowhereman

            Huh! I learn something new every day!

        • KCMC

          strap-on and peg him into near year.

      • Rex

        There’s a perfect hand sanitizer promotion in the making, someone needs to get on that.

    • Talisman

      Unfortunately, debate rules restrict the use of props.

      Of course, leading into the first debate, it was pointed out that neither campaign signed off on the actual rules.

      • bkmn

        But a TicTac offer would be a gesture of politeness, and could occur seconds before they go live.

    • Paul_in_Dallas
      • Reality.Bites

        The one Trump needs is Lifesavers.

  • Blake Mason

    Shot triggers:

    Bill
    husband
    pussy…

    • Acronym Jim

      rapist
      cigar (you just know Trump is going to be crass enough to bring that up).

    • Balderdashing

      emails
      Podesta

    • Rex

      Pretty sure we can pass on: economy, jobs, health care. Real issues are so 2012.

  • bkmn

    I’m seeing more speculation that Trump is going to focus on bashing the GOP tonight – he is seething mad that big names in the party are abandoning him. My hope is that he instructs his followers to vote for him and for no one else, no vote for down ticket races. Can Christmas come early?

    • RoFaWh

      We can only hope for dialog along these lines:

      Moderator: Mr. Drumpf, the question has been asked, what is your position on reverting to gold coinage?

      Drumpf: My position is that that asshole Priebus can fucking eat my shorts, same thing for that c*nt Kellyanne whateverhernameis, and everybody else can eat shit and fuck themselves.

      • Dramphooey

        “Gold coinage!” Whackos would ask that if they could.

        • RoFaWh

          I know.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I actually have a party going on. Have about 20 friends over. Snacks, Drinks, Herbal for those who wish to indulge, though they have to do it outside on the back deck (was a bitch getting the heater out there).

    Also have a game that @JoshBarro suggested: everyone gets paper writes the most outrageous thing they think Trump says. Gets put in an envelope and is set aside until the end of the night. Whoever comes close or actually gets it spot on, gets a Texas Mickey of Grey Goose Vodka (I splurged). We also have “He said what?” score cards. All in all, should be fun. I’ll be watching but also on JMG at the same time. By the way, I’m not the only one doing this, I have friends in Mexico, UK and elsewhere who are doing similar as are some bars. It’s like watching WWE or UFC only bloodier.

    HEY! Any excuse to hold a party.

    • greenmanTN

      Sounds like fun. I’m assuming my invitation got lost in the mail…

      Oh, and for the record I’ve already called any reference to squids, because he WILL get there eventually.

      πŸ˜‰

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        So sorry darling, in the words of the Orange One, I apligize.

        • greenmanTN

          Never mind me… I’ll just sit here in the cold wind and maybe sell some matches…

          😁

          Seriously, have fun!

    • Rex

      Wish I could come to your party, watching the debate alone isn’t any fun, would be much better to trash Trump in a group.

      • Diogenes Onionpants

        Rex! You’re not alone! Watch it online with us!!

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          What Diogenes said. We’ll be here with you πŸ™‚

          • Rex

            I’m at my small cottage on Lake Erie. Just have my iPhone. Dish network for tv and it sucks! It’s breezy tonight, so reception going in and out. Will try watching on the live feed on my phone. Either way I’ll entertain myself with the JMG comments.

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            Aw sweety. Now I wish I could somehow transport you here. I’m on the Bay of Quinte off Lake Ontario. Indeed breezy and cold, already 6C and dropping. Stay with us as best you can and we’ll keep you warm and fuzzy. Hugs.

          • jimbo65

            We’ll be your roving, Johnny on the spot, (ahem) blow by blow reporters.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Believe me, the idea of being a room with all my excellent, fellow degenerate JMG’ers would be amazing. Still, we’re here, together.

      • TuuxKabin

        You not alone. We’re with you. I learned on cinco de mayo how many Flying Monkeys ‘had my back’ that day. You included.

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          We are Legion and we are everywhere. No one is alone.

    • Gustav2

      “I am the Republican Party, not the Establishment!”

    • Traxley Launderette

      Is there a version for one?

      I like games.

    • Christian1234567

      Did you make the He said what? cards or are those available online. I’m intrigued.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        I made them along with my buddy Davis. They’re all sorted and the guys are ready to go. I’m sitting at the PC just behind so I have a full one view of both the JMG feed and CSPAN on the TV.

        • Christian1234567

          Cool. Thanks. I found some Bingo cards online, but I like your idea better.

  • MaryOGrady

    I’ll be watching on C-SPAN and reading the comments here, because the commenters here are witty and extremely literate.

    • David Milley

      My plan, too.

    • Nowhereman

      Judging by the number who plan to be partying, it should get pretty wild here by debate time.

  • Talisman

    Grab your pussies….it’s gonna be a bumpy night.

    I’m already buzzed on margaritas.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Not quite there but getting closer.

    • Deanobear

      I’m already buzzed on wine … and it’s only 10.10am Monday morning here … 🍷

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Quite right.

    • Roger

      Calling my lesbian friends NOW. Gotta no expertise in this pussy grabbing thingies….

      • Reality.Bites

        I’m not sure, but I think after you grab one you’re supposed to put it in a u-haul. The person who brings the most to the softball game gets to pitch.

        • GayOldLady

          C’mon now!!! U-Hauls and softball have nothing to do with this. Although I’ve probably driven more U-Hauls than any lesbian East of the Mississippi. And we don’t grab honey, because we don’t need to.

          • Reality.Bites

            I was talking about cats!

          • GayOldLady

            Oh…..Cats, Right!

        • ZRAinSWVA

          And duct tape. You must have duct tape!!!

    • Blake Mason

      Did you make is Taco night..

      • Talisman

        Sandwich. Didn’t feel like cooking.

    • Jeff Beauchaine
      • Talisman

        I thought about making that meme, but I’m too lazy πŸ˜›

    • Traxley Launderette

      Dirty Bastard Scotch style ale. 8.7% alcohol by volume.

    • Dramphooey

      I have the TV on already and guess what commercial I saw? The “food you like to fork” ad from Devour frozen dinners. It wasn’t so long ago this was very shocking to our delicate conservative ladies. But apparently they’ll overlook talking about pussy grabs into a hot mic.

    • zeddy303

      A growler of Scottish ale and papa murphy’s pizza

  • Roger
  • WarrenHart
    • Nowhereman

      That is really really funny! I see the make-up there to make them look more life like.

  • MikeBx2

    On the night of the last debate we were told the race was essentially tied. Clearly something has changed. (snicker). https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fc9219ad28dc417445bdad6253f84e3604a58464046d045f78b71f770cedef5f.jpg

    • And this is BEFORE post-Pussgate polling.

    • Nowhereman

      I saw that earlier. I’m in Alaska and Hillary is at 40% and Trump at 46%, with her still trending up while Trump is trending down. That was BEFORE kittygate. I am really surprised–we haven’t had a democrat win our 3 electoral votes since 1964. After that they discovered oil and the rest is history. The Koch Bros. pretty much own our congressional delegation.

      • MikeBx2

        Hillary Clinton winning Alaska would be almost as satisfying to me as her winning my state of AR.

        • Nowhereman

          Me too! And Texas! She’s gotta win Texas. Just for fun. And wow–she may end up with Utah if the trend continues.

      • Dramphooey

        Kittygate?!

        Ah, a gentleman.

        • Nowhereman

          My mom would be so proud…

    • Dramphooey

      I’m really happy to see Ohio bluing again.

      • MikeBx2

        Yes!

  • avidreader

    Can someone please explain something to me?

    If Christie has been coaching Trump for debates (and generally brown nosing him all the time), who’s been governing New Jersey? Are people there OK with this? Or is it that the governor’s job is mostly a hands-off affair and they have plenty of time for other things anyway?

    • Talisman

      NJ is probably better off.

    • bkmn

      He is going to need job security for when he gets out of prison. And he hopes that by ass kissing Emporer Trump he will get a pardon and a cabinet position. Though I can’t imagine why the citizens of NJ would get pissy about their governor spending all that time in Manhattan.

      • Nowhereman

        At least he’s not out rearranging traffic cones on the on ramps…

  • Reality.Bites

    The CNN Bootleg is running 13 minutes behind. it’s just 6:00 PM Eastern on the feed now!

  • Lazycrockett
  • JT
    • Todd20036

      Beautiful arms, too

  • RainbowPhoenix
  • Rex

    Where’s the republican announcement that Trump won the debate? They’re late.

    • AtticusP

      Fox is probably still looking for a blonde who hasn’t been groped by Trump.

    • Yann

      Right now, they prefer people forget that he is representing the GOP

      • Jude Newton

        hahahahaaa! Good one!

    • Gustav2

      The internet polling shows…

    • carrot festival

      Putin is out on a date.

      • Paul Michael

        Do you mean with Murdock’s ex? ?s

    • Traxley Launderette

      They are packing their bags for Costa Rica in prep for the 10:30 flight from Newark.

  • But first, a brief cartoon matinee depiction of the official Trump campaign crisis strategy going forward…

    https://youtu.be/_yGc0J3HY0Y

    • Herald

      Actually the tire patch sealing Donald’s mouth shut at 3:09 might just be a good thing for them to try. However, he would never allow that. I expect him to run off at the mouth tonight and do even more damage to himself.

    • greenmanTN

      “Just for that, you shall recieve NO gratuity!”

      http://www.b99.tv/video/deduce-say/

  • LackofFaithify

    stool…hehe

  • thom

    shit! our liquor store is still boarded up from Matthew. I think the gas station down the street still has a few six packs of PBRs left.
    I can’t handle this thing sober. brb

    • Blake Mason

      Get your pussy in gear and head down there before it closes.

      • thom

        update! I found Bourbon! !!!
        all is saved!

        • OdieDenCO

          gas station bourbon can be killer πŸ˜›

          • Traxley Launderette

            Not with that attitude.

    • Talisman

      I’m near Augusta, GA. We got some of Matthew’s by-blow, but nothing major.

      I made sure to get the tequila yesterday.

      Yes, we still have blue laws.

      • thom

        ughh. we’re in savannah. we repealed it two or three years ago

        • Talisman

          I think blue laws do nothing but make sure the drunks are on the road at 3:59am Sunday morning.

          • thom

            very true!

        • OdieDenCO

          ditto, denver.

      • Traxley Launderette

        By-blow from Matthew.

        lol

        • Rex

          Pretty sure he meant bi-blow. Matt’s still exploring.

  • MikeBx2

    Remember that time Anderson Cooper told Trump he was giving the argument of a 5 year old? Good times.

  • AtticusP

    Has Ted Cruz rescinded the Trump endorsement that he must be kicking himself in the ass for giving in the first place yet?

  • JoeMyGod
  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Clinton attacks Trump. Trump attacks Paul Ryan and Reince Priebus. PR & RP attack Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz cries into his Campbell’s chunky.

  • ErikDC

    The Republicans played with fire and now their house is burning.

    Tonight, Hillary Clinton pours on the gasoline.

    • bkmn

      I have a feeling Trump will provide a tanker truck worth of gas.

      • LackofFaithify

        Once it reaches his colon; the world’s most ultimate blue angel.

  • Rex

    BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump was just named the most influential member of the “Never Trump” movement.

  • AtticusP

    The only difference between tonight’s spectacle and the monkey house is that tonight, the shit is metaphorical, and the primates are better dressed.

    But there will be lots of flinging involved. Can’t wait!

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      Monkeys can fling more because they’ve got bigger hands.

      • AtticusP

        Good point.

      • Rex

        But Trump produces an endless supply.

        • Yixing’s Fluffer

          All that Fenphen? Probably watery.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Well now, having perused the comments, it appears we’re all in fine form for tonight’s spectacle. With that in mind, I give you, the oveture……

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffv8FskEQlY

    • LackofFaithify

      Mmmmmm, Ewan. How the hell does he just get hotter as the years go by? Witchery!

    • OdieDenCO

      this election cycle will be playing in analysis far longer than 50 years.

  • Jude Newton

    Who has the SNL gif of Clinton with champagne? We will need it every time Clinton scores.

    • jimbo65

      That would be awesome. Loved the start of it, with her back to the camera dancing to Kool and the Gang “Celebration”

  • Roger
    • Talisman

      Is that keyhole small enough? Trump’s tiny hand might be able to breach it.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        … or worse, even his tiny _ _ _ .

        • bzrd

          peenut

  • sherman
  • Blake Mason

    It just occurred to be that Taco and Pussy have become running memes & themes of the Trump campaign… coincidence?

    • Acronym Jim

      Trump will give a shout out to Oregon tonight by claiming all the pussies makes it the beaver state.

      • KCMC

        it is the beaver state, no?

        • Acronym Jim

          yes.

    • OdieDenCO

      the universe has a strange sense of humor

  • Donald Trump’s debate prep for tonight, all ten seconds of it:
    https://twitter.com/darth/status/785213574851407872

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      “This is Ted Cruz calling to encourage you to get out and v-”
      “Piss off, ya pussy grabber…endorser.”

  • Stubenville

    Well kids: what are the odds the questions and / or Hillary get The Donald so enraged that he stomps off?

    • TampaDink

      50/50

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Sock it to him, Madam Secretary!!

    • MBear

      Grab him by the prostate!

      • RoFaWh

        In my more peculiar moments, I’ve wondered if it is possible to construct a “prostate squeezer” along the lines of the old Wearever models made of cast aluminum. Squeeeeeeze.

        Make sure all the juices are squeezed out. In fact there’s a video on Xtube where Top has caused Bottom to ejaculate by some means or other, I don’t remember, and follows up with vigorous prostatic massage, accompanied by the immortal line “gotta make sure we get all the cum out”. Or something like that.

        the mind she boggleth

        • MBear

          yes…umm…’peculiar moments’…sure….{backs away slowly}

    • (((GeekJen)))

      Madam President.

  • LackofFaithify

    Can grope and kiss me, I won’t press charges.

    Edit: Van not Trump.

  • jimbo65

    OMG watching a bit of MSNBC. Rachel interviewing an especially shrill Trump surrogate AJ Delgado. Ugh nails on chalkboard

    • Talisman

      Is she the one who claimed that Clinton’s campaign has the nightmare?

      That was a singularly idiotic interview.

      • jimbo65

        Yeah, that’d be same crazy bitch. Dream on I say. They’re the masters of “I know you are but what am I?”

    • Traxley Launderette

      Taco Trucks Delgado?

  • thom

    my husband suffers from RR PTSD and has made a decision not to watch the first part of the debate.
    proof of how deplorable and grotesque Trump is, and how far down he’s dragged our political discourse.
    hopefully we can defeat trump so definitively that his style of politician won’t rise again soon. but i doubt it. Republicans don’t take constructive criticism well

    • Stubenville

      Smart move from hubby,; odds are that it’s going to get really uncomfortable, really quickly

    • j.martindale

      I watched 15 minutes of pre-debate, and was nauseated. Hillary, don’t engage in this, please. Let’s have a president who we can be proud of.

      • RoFaWh

        I sense that Ms. Clinton is well prepared for anything Drumpf may throw at her, including tantrums and fits.

        “Do continue, Donald.”

        Edit: Not only is Ms. Clinton well prepared, she also has a very agile mind that is fully capable of coming up with solutions to any unexpected sticky situations that may arise. I just hope the moderators are as in control of themselves.

    • RoFaWh

      I don’t make a big deal out of it, not even to myself, but I generally avoid watching videos of Drumpf.

  • Nic Peterson

    I’d much rather they discuss Pussy Tourette. Free Pussy!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohMUkoN81DA

  • ByronK

    Hey everyone, it’s Thanksgiving here and I’m out to dinner with friends so I won’t be joining you tonight. But I look forward to reading all your comments and have big glass of wine for me!

    • TampaDink

      Happy Thanksgiving to you, Byron! Enjoy your dinner with friends. As for that glass of wine….I’m thinking more along the lines of a 4 gallon Moscow Mule (vodka & ginger beer).

      • pj

        never thought of that….thanks

        • TampaDink

          Helpful hint to the hardcore (like myself) be sure to use a ginger beer with alcohol content….oh, and a healthy squeeze of fresh lime juice too.

      • LackofFaithify

        Try a mescal mule sometime if you really want to get crazy. Garnish with a halved jalapeΓ±o.

        • EweTaw

          A mescal mule? Peyote soaked in vodka mixed with ginger beer? I’d drink that.

          • LackofFaithify

            Haha, no, no, no. Mescal is a type of alcohol made from the agave plant (similar to the more famous tequila). Smokier flavor. May not be widely available, but I’m in Texas so it’s a short logistic train to get it here.

          • EweTaw

            My bad. I had mescaline on my mind. Something I’ve often enjoyed on long hikes and camping in the beautiful red rock canyons of Southern Utah.

          • LackofFaithify

            Hehe

          • RoFaWh

            Ever wander in one of the slot canyons?

            People say that the really good slot canyons are over in Arizona, but they’re all on Navajo Nation land and no entry permitted except Antelope Canyon, which is exploited commercially.

            But people explore them nonetheless. An example with a surprise ending:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KE6xmuqum0

          • EweTaw

            They are on both sides of the Colorado River. The ones on the south side of the river are on the Navajo Nation’s land. You need to get a Navajo to take you to them. The ones on the north side are spectacular. I’ve hiked many of them. Paria Canyon is especially beautiful — and dangerouis — because of the constant threat of a flash flood. It empties into the Colorado. My favorite is a canyon I’ll never talk about because if I do there will be a hundred people down there next week. LOL!

          • Talisman

            As much as I love tequila, I’ve never had mescal.

          • LackofFaithify

            Also can be spelled Mezcal if you are ever in the mood to look for the stuff.

          • TuuxKabin

            Con o sin el gusano?

          • LackofFaithify

            As far as I know, the real stuff always comes with the worm. It’ll put hair on your sack. πŸ™‚

          • TuuxKabin

            Last poured eats the worm? My father and uncles used to get good and crazy on Mezcal, if they had six shooters they’d prolly been shooting them off.

          • LackofFaithify

            lol

        • TampaDink

          I’m too much of a pussy to handle the jalapeno.

          • LackofFaithify

            Be careful, the Donald may try and grab ya!

          • TampaDink

            He wouldn’t be caught dead in my neighborhood. We have way too much diversity.

          • TuuxKabin

            I’ll have your jalapeno, thanks.

          • TampaDink

            I miss reading comments from our peppery friend in S.W. Virginia. πŸ™

          • TuuxKabin

            I do too. I remember someone commented that his disqus account had been hacked, and I expected once that was sorted out he’d return. But that was not to be. I grew up on jalapenos, roasted on a ‘comal’, chopped into some eye tearing, nose running salsas. Eaten with fresh, warm flour tortillas. My siblings, cousins and I earned the nickname, mococitos, ‘lil’ snots’, for our running noses, by our maternal grandmother, the ‘tortilla factory.’ We just finished a batch of salsa with dinner last night.

          • TampaDink

            As I age, I find myself more able to tolerate spicy foods but since I’m also saddled with a fragile digestive system, so I’m careful not to press my luck.

    • Rex

      We’re having thanksgiving early, November 9th.

    • Hue-Man

      We have so much to be grateful for. I’ve been thinking about the 30,000 Syrian refugees who must think Canadians are crazy after sitting down to their first Thanksgiving dinner.

      A propos the debate: Gobble Gobble!

  • Sam_Handwich

    enjoying the leftovers of Matthew here today – chilly, windy, rainy. so i’m making a grilled cheese Sam_wich and some Campbell’s tomato soup, doctored up with fresh herbs and some rice

    Hubby has to work all day … he’s not into politics like i am, tho he was delighted that he didn’t miss the Red Sox game because it was postponed due to the crappy weather πŸ˜€

    • Blake Mason

      power on?

    • j.martindale

      Me too. Just got power on after 18 hours.

  • j.martindale

    Hillary, please begin the night with, “Mr. Trump is a vulgar man and a liar. He has proven that repeatedly in this campaign and in his private life. I expect him to be a vulgar liar tonight, as well. I will not engage in mud wrestling with this man. I will not discuss my personal life or that of my husband. That isn’t what the American people want. So Trump, do your worst, I intend to give Americans an alternative to you…someone who will work for Americans rather than for himself.” Go high.

    • Stubenville

      I hope she specifically calls for a discussion on tax reform.

    • RoFaWh

      If Ms. Clinton did that β€” and who knows? Maybe she will! β€” if she did that, the right wing would all die of apoplexy within minutes. (Good riddance to bad trash.)

  • jimbo65

    Oh good lord. Trump appears before the debate with Bill Clinton accusers. This is going to get ugly

  • thom

    BREAKING trump is doing live presser on Facebook Live with women who claim bill clinton assaulted them. seriously

    • Sam_Handwich

      jomg

      • thom

        good for clinton. showing his cards while she’s still with her debate team

        • Sam_Handwich
          • thom

            Clinton is watching this now. giving her a chance to keep her cool. a chance for her team to put together a formula.

        • Reality.Bites

          I’ve got a feeling he’s doing this instead of bringing it up in the debate, daring her to say something.

    • David Milley

      Billed as opportunity for the press to see his debate prep — more Trump bait and switch.

    • Talisman

      I think Clinton will diffuse that line of attack handily.

    • Blake Mason
    • pj

      desperate…..bills not running asshole…

    • zhera

      Presser? I thought he left his pool in New York.

  • Blake Mason

    No one had the courage to stand up to Trump for fear of alienating the deplorables during the primaries…. now they all regret not speaking up…. too late bitches!…. Trump has grabbed you by the pussy and dragged you into is festering nest of hated, racism, misogyny, xenophobia, and homophobia.

  • Mark

    Surely she will place an attractive kitty on her podium…..

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Alright Amanda, you know what to do……

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1NrVtYY_g

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/785261055496683520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
    These women are angry at Bill Clinton and call him a sexual predator yet will appear next to a man who bragged on tape about forcing himself on women, has called women, fat, ugly etc.?

    • SMGDH…

    • j.martindale

      And the fact that at least one of them recanted her accusations as lies in deposition?

      • Michael Smith

        Or, the bigger issue, Bill Clinton is not running for POTUS

        • Cboulder

          Yeah, that seemed like the most salient point!

    • Michael Smith

      I read the interview she gave Buzzfeed. The “intimidation” she keeps claiming Hillary did was Hillary THANKING her.

    • j.martindale

      MORE DEPLORABLES

  • Jude Newton

    People… this just happened – Trump had a live feed with Clinton accusers – press thought they were coming in for a photo opp. Each one spoke briefly.
    Trump sat there SMUG.

    https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/10157857037430725/

    • Herald

      And look at all those views – yuck!

      • Ninja0980

        The comments are even worse.

        • Knowing it would be so was all the reason I needed not to click on it.

    • Talisman

      Call me when they accuse Hillary of raping someone or grabbing a woman by the pussy.

    • Y’know what? The fact these women are sitting so casually next to a man who just admitted to sexually assaulting women, casually and claiming it was his right to do it as a famous man, is all the proof I need they were never actually raped by Bill Clinton 30 years ago.

      • Jude Newton

        good point, Becca.

    • bryan

      So some of these women say they were sexually assaulted. Yet they are supporting a man who has admitted that he has sexual assaulted women. That is an insult to women who have been victims.

      • Homo Erectus

        Deplorable.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Sorry ladies, but a couple of you have already been debunked as liars, by your own admission. As for the others, how can you sit there lamenting having been treated so poorly by a man, in the presence of a man who has boasted about being able to sexually assault women due to his supposed status as a star?

      Truly, I find this dubious display to be more telling of your characters than that of Hillary Clinton.

  • JT
  • Deanobear
  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Holy hell, Trump really thinks going after Bill is a winning strategy. GET YOUR POPCORN READY FOR 9:00!

  • Phil in FLL

    There is not enough popcorn in all the world. Ivy Levan can sing as she runs the refreshment concession stand:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oma0L86pK5Y

    • Mark

      Love it!! @ 4:51 – the movie screen is showing “grab a weenie”.
      Finally – some equal time!

      • Phil in FLL

        “Grab a weenie”

        When they remake cult classics, they let you do whatever you want.

        • RoFaWh

          They were more fun when they were forced to use double entendre.

          “I like both snails and oysters.” β€” from Spartacus.

    • perversatile

      That was surprisingly beautiful,
      I’ve been real emotional lately.

  • Mark

    lyin’ with his eyes while his hands are busy workin overtime…

  • Ninja0980

    Someone ask Paula Jones about the Trump basically stated she was ugly and that was the only thing wrong with what Bill did.

  • Hank

    They are going after Bill Clinton and Hillary’s “behavior”, now!

    • Herald

      As if what someone else does is any possible excuse for trump’s horrific words and actions!

    • j.martindale

      And my recollection of her personal behavior in all of the lies and accusations was impeccable. The only thing tRump was able to dredge up was one angry comment shared in private that turned up in someone’s memoirs. She has been discretion incarnate.

      • Talisman

        Let’s be honest, how do you expect a woman to react when she learns of such accusations?

      • GayOldLady

        I’m sure that whatever Hillary said concerning Bill’s behavior is exactly what most any woman would say under the same circumstances. If Trump thinks dredging up behavior that has already been publicly litigated is going to help him with women, it proves he knows absolutely nothing about women. I hope he does raise Bill’s behavior because it will backfire.

        • RoFaWh

          Hillary is displaying the rather old-school virtues of restraint, dignity, and quiet resolution of disputes. This is fairly high society, old money stuff and Drumpf is almost certainly completely unfamiliar with it.

  • Lazycrockett

    Well he’s lost suburban housewives.

    • I did see one initial overnight poll result regarding reactions to the whole Pussygate revelation. Guess which demographic had one of the sharpest negative reactions?

      Non-college educated white women. That was the only other demographic Donald hadn’t yet cratered, besides non-college educated white men.

  • David Milley

    Wow. Trying to re-set the terms of the debate just before the debate. Question 0, answered before question 1 is asked. Not deplorable — despicable.

  • Traxley Launderette

    Hey, kids. In for the duration.

    Leaving the phone on charger and not leaving disqus for any reason. We’re gonna wreck it tonight.

    Made popcorn — really — and have beverages at the ready.

    It’s just a minute to show time. Grab a weenie.

  • Don’t forget to tip your host: Hit that ‘Recommend’ button at the top of the Disqus feed!

    • Hank

      Done πŸ˜‰

  • Ninja0980

    I’ll be blunt, these women lost any credibility they had by agreeing to do this.
    If nothing else, there have been enough cases in the news of young girls and boys committing suicide over many of the words Trump has used so their BS about how Bill is worse is just that.

    • Like I said in another comment, any doubt I might have had that their charges could be true have been laid permanently to rest by this disgusting display.

      Women claiming to be rape victims…sitting comfortably with an admitted rapist.

  • Lazycrockett

    I love that all these supporters are always going on bout how a good person Drumpf is yet decades and decades of video shows otherwise.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Hi everyone! I’m here too- did anyone save a seat for me?

    • Homo Erectus

      Come, sit by me.

      • DumbHairyApe

        “By”? I was kind of hoping “on”. I’m an affectionate dumb, hairy ape.

        • Homo Erectus

          {{{snuggle}}}

          • DumbHairyApe

            Presidential Debate Cuddle Party!!!!

            (Please, no pussy grabbing.)

          • Talisman

            With this crowd, I doubt that will be an issue πŸ˜›

          • DumbHairyApe

            Good point. OK, pussy grabbing permitted.

          • Rex

            Just don’t touch my no-no. Unless your really good at it.

    • Hank

      Not yet but I will sit on your lap!

  • Sam_Handwich

    i know this hamburger who Bill Clinton slapped with a pickle back in 86 in Little Rock

    • Traxley Launderette

      And I have a friend whose cousin’s sister-in-law’s neighbor’s veterinarian had a friend who said that Bill Clinton said “that dress looks nice on you.”

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Lazycrockett

    These 4 are going to be in the debate hall. They are gunning for Bill, not Hillary.

  • JoeMyGod
    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      I bet he was looking forward to having another uncle as PotUS a year ago. Too bad.

      • JoeMyGod

        Jeb! is his first cousin. He’s GHWB’s nephew.

    • Homo Erectus

      So the whole Bush family is unemployed?

      • Yixing’s Fluffer

        George P is…land commissioner or something in TX. He’ll be around for a while.

    • Sam_Handwich

      he’s been replaced by Petey Pubes

      • Blake Mason

        *snicker*

      • You’re bad. Sit here with us.

    • Todd20036

      Looks like NBC grabbed Bush and threw him out.

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/guypbenson/status/785265930318127104?lang=en
    Go fuck yourself Guy, since that’s likely the only action you’ll get in the future.

  • Hank

    Who are these woman?? I do not recall any of their names

    • DisT

      They are β€œvictims” of rape that support a candidate who grabs them by the poosay. And it will backfire on Trump tonight.

    • Lazycrockett

      Grifters.

  • MikeBx2

    This is really the last hour for Republicans to jump ship. Absurd for any of them to say that they were waiting to see if he was apologetic tonight.

  • Lazycrockett

    We are going to see a strong as steel Hillary tonight. She will be invincible.

    • Steve Teeter

      Do you mean invincible?

      • Lazycrockett

        auto kept auto.

        • David Milley

          She will be Titanium.

          • kevin vincent

            *badly sings tjr Sia song*

        • Talisman

          You can edit.

    • Baltimatt

      Invisible or invincible?

    • MikeBx2

      The Hillary Clinton I’ve followed and supported for decades, is likely anxious to get on the stage. She’d agree to add an hour to the debate if asked.

    • stuckinthewoods

      She will grasp Trump where he is most vulvarable.

      • Homo Erectus

        I hope she brought latex gloves.

    • KnownDonorDad

      Great, now Pat Benetar is singing in my head. πŸ˜€

  • j.martindale

    tRump acts as though Clinton dredged up all these tapes, and they were merely allegations. First, the press found these. They are not unearthed by Clinton. Second, the pussy remarks are not allegations. They are tRump’s words ON TAPE. As with eveything else that tRump has screwed up in this campaign, it is all SELF-INFLICTED!

    • Steve Teeter

      How could he not have known that mike was live? Or maybe it’s worse. That he DID know, and he WANTED those words to be public. At least, back in 2005 he did. He wasn’t running for anything then.

    • Homo Erectus

      He knows very good words.

  • Lazycrockett

    Billy Bush has been suspended.

    • AtticusP

      Billy Bush has been suspended.

      By his thumbs, I hope.

    • Blake Mason

      He will get his job back….

    • Gustav2

      but…but…but his whole schtick is Frat Boy!

      How did this happen? Frat Boy Lives Matter,

    • Talisman

      At this point, I’m not sure it matters. He didn’t work for NBC 11 years ago, and didn’t really say anything bad – he just egged on Trump.

      At most, they should move him back over to an entertainment arm of their “news”.

    • Dramphooey

      I feel bad for him. Right now he’s my favorite male chauvinist piglet.

    • stuckinthewoods

      I think Billy has done a great service. I’d bet the Bushes have generational disdain for the Trumps since the time of Fred Trump and Prescott Bush. I don’t believe for a minute that any member of the Bush family, as Billy is, would have forgotten he had this bombshell, and that the next two older generations knew it too. Jeb!’s October revenge. (Remember, one of these men started a war with Saddam because “he trahed to kill mah daddy.”)
      They’ll drive Trump back out of Manhattan.

  • Steve Teeter

    Cocktails, check. Popcorn, check. Opinion question: Should I order pizza before the big show starts?

    • Clive Johnson

      Yes. You don’t want any distractions. A brief moment might be all it takes for Trump to can himself, and you don’t want to miss history as it happens.

      • Steve Teeter

        Actually, I’m going to watch it live AND record it. I may want to watch it again and again.

      • Steve Teeter

        What a pity. My local pizzeria won’t answer its phone. I guess they’re overwhelmed. Oh well, back to the freezer.

  • TampaDink

    Time for me to go watch t.v.; my attention span doesn’t work well with trying to follow the news & the excellent commentary from my pussy….oops, I mean my posse here on J.M.G.. Back later. ;-D

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      LOL, same here……. especially at night,…. after drink # 14

      • TampaDink

        We should meet up for a liver weigh in some time! ;-D

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Will there be drinks ??!?!

          • TampaDink

            Apart from doctor appoints, pharmacy & grocery store visits, I don’t go anywhere that there AREN’T drinks. ;-p

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            I’ve said it before and I will say it again. You are a good man, Dennis.

          • TampaDink

            You too, man. You too! It is almost 5 o’clock. CHEERS!

    • Dramphooey

      We’ll try to regain your attention. On JoeMyGod posse grabs you.

    • greenmanTN

      Hey, who are you calling a posse? πŸ˜‰

      • TampaDink

        Whoever grabs me at the moment. ;-p

  • Blake J Butler

    Trump holds photo-op with Bill Clinton’s accusers on Facebook live.

    Each woman made a brief statement. Donald J. Trump did not respond to a reporter who asked Trump whether he believes he is allowed to touch women without their consent.

    http://www.nbcnews.com/card/trump-holds-photo-op-clinton-accusers-n662911?cid=sm_fb

    • Traxley Launderette

      *YAWN*

      • Blake J Butler

        He’ll bring it up like we know he will tonight anyways. Because it somehow affects Hillary Clinton, even though Bill isn’t on the ballot.

        • Traxley Launderette

          Because he’s an idiot.

          • Blake J Butler

            with an asshole for a mouth.

  • worstcultever

    Poor ol Disqus is gonna get the workout of its life tonight

    • Talisman

      Joe might have to start a new thread even before the debates.

    • KCMC

      erbody grabbing by the discus

  • Hank

    He has gone back to ORANGE, again. He was almost a normal color, but sitting next to those 4 woman, he is Orange with a Ferret on Top!!

  • Michael Abbett

    My stomach is in knots right now. We know he’s going to go low, I just hope she remembers to go high.

    • Dramphooey

      I agree with you. I’m confident but I don’t consider anything in the bag until the polls close.

    • Traxley Launderette

      She endured 11 hours of goulish figures like Tres Gaudy staring at her like rabid weasels.

      Walk in the fucking park.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Trump now appearing live with Vince Foster’s exhumed corpse

    more soon….

  • HKDaniel

    Time to bring up the CURRENT case of a 13 year old girl’s rape.

    • Blake Mason

      yeah… I was caught off guard with that revelation…

      • Cboulder

        Do you have a link to this story. I vaguely remember hearing something about it

        • Blake Mason

          not at the ready… apparently H Clinton defended the child molesting perpetrator… and was later found to have laughed when recalling the case (caught on tape)

          • Annie Coffman

            Clinton defended that rape case per the official request of the sitting judge although she had asked to be recused. The case against the defendant was weak so she negotiated a plea to a lesser charge. She later laughed at certain aspects of the case but never at the victim.

  • Ninja0980

    Judging from what I’m reading on twitter, outside the deplorable world, this stump of Trump just ended his chance of winning the female vote.

    • Lazycrockett

      He’s not out to win the election now, he just wants to burn everything down cause he’s mad.

      • Michael Abbett

        Then he’ll write a book and claim he never meant anything he said, it was all an act, and he just wanted to make a point about how stupid 40% of America is. Then he’ll take off to Marbella and live on his yacht or something.

        • zeddicuskotor

          Not a book, he has been angling for a news network for himself.

          • Michael Abbett

            Yeah, that crossed my mind as well. He won’t leave the public eye. It’s like crack to someone like him.

          • RainbowPhoenix

            He doesn’t seem to realize that he has basically become a laughing stock to everyone but his basket of deplorables.

      • AtticusP

        Somebody hand him the gasoline!

    • Yeah. Shaming and humiliating women, for the purpose of shaming and humiliating another woman for her husband’s 20+ year ago adultery — which were consensual relationships — is gonna REALLY finish cratering those numbers.

    • Todd20036

      Oh my god! Amnesty for everyone! Record number of illegals! He’s lying on top of lying!

  • DisT

    When a man cheats on the wife, make sure to use that as an attack point on the wife too.

    • Lazycrockett

      What do you like the old “he wouldn’t have cheated if she kept him happy” excuse.

      • EweTaw

        If only Hillary had been enough of a woman to satisfy Bill. (I’m quoting my grandmother._

  • worstcultever

    This debate is gonna be like a battle-tested ninja with the hide of a rhinoceros versus a mosquito.

  • sherman

    Carrie is on AMC right now. Somehow that seems appropriate tonight.

    • SoCalVet

      Bloodbath much?

    • DaddyRay

      They’re all gonna laugh at you, They’re all gonna laugh at you

      • Bryan

        Funny story, Piper Laurie was convinced that Carrie was some kind of comedy because she just couldn’t believe that a mom could be “that” kinds of….let’s use “special” Or the TVtropes-appropriate “Fun Units”

  • SoCalVet

    My family and I are in the way to see The Who and Rodger Waters right now. Watching this feed for all my news! Exciting night!

    • DaddyRay

      Says Who?

  • zeddicuskotor

    Make sure people to give those that cannot watch plenty of details as to what is going on.

  • Blake Mason

    It has never been about winning for Trump…

    • MikeBx2

      He loves the attention, the notoriety. He doesn’t mind being the villain and he certainly doesn’t care about any collateral damage along the way.

    • Hank

      Agreed!!! It was Ego and the ability to spread his “Brand” around to earn more $$$

    • crewman

      Trump is vile.

      • Herald

        And that is putting it mildly

  • Mark

    jesus christ. is this ‘america’?

  • Lazycrockett
    • ChrisMorley

      Anything is possible with women being more than 50% of the electorate.

  • Phil in FLL

    Mike Pence has done what?!! (See Becca’s comment below.)

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Sadly not true……well, not confirmed.

    • We’ll see. Joe says it was disproven, but I’m honestly not so sure because backchannel and public communications can differ, especially when the guy saying it is a liar.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL wtf is this little staged shit with trump and 4 women sitting at a table. claiming all kinds of sheer shit.??!?!!?!?

    my god. OBVIOUS!!!!

    • Michael Abbett

      Desperation.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Weak !! Sad !!!

    • Bill Clinton’s actions are irrelevant anyhow, even if the accusations are true. The question is whether the Hilary accusations are also true.

      For the record, it is conceivable that Bill is slimy. This was a guy who admitted to sticking a cigar up Monika’s vagina in the Oval Office.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Yeah,but.

      • Talisman

        At least it was consensual, unlike what Trump advocated 11 years ago.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Right. Did you see the pics of Monica, et al, they looked like they wanted to eat his whatever on the spot !

    • bambinoitaliano

      They put a prickly pear in his ass just in case he goes to pussy grabbing mode.

  • In case y’all were wondering why Trump would do something so insane as to start attacking the GOP and its leadership as disloyal traitors, never forget that he doesn’t think he needs a legislature to do whatever the fuck he wants once he’s elected…once.

    • Phil in FLL

      Just get those emergency chancellor powers passed through the Reichstag and all is well.

  • thom

    well, kellyann conway is all in on this strategy. retweeting bill is a rapist tweets

    • Lazycrockett

      I’d like to throw some rocks at Ms KellyAnne.

  • Clive Johnson

    Holy crap, this thing is going to get ugly quick.

    • We’re already at peak ugly and are leaving the atmosphere.

      • Bad Tom

        Hard to tell if we’ve reached escape velocity yet.
        ——-
        It will be easier to tell in roughly 30 minutes.

  • DisT

    Well, these are the accusers of a man on the debate stage tonight. And at home, are accusers of of a man who IS on the debate stage, including a 13 year old girl.

    • RoFaWh

      Let us not forget the fundamental legal principal of an alleged malefactor being able to confront his accusers.

      Drumpf wouldn’t know about that.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • Michael R

    Someone probably already said this somewhere but …

    Ted Cruz is pissed they didn’t release these damaging recording during the primaries

    • Herald

      None of them appear to have done much op research on trump. Their loss.

    • Ted Cruz is a goddamned idiot for not having an oppo research team competent enough to find all of the other obvious — and 100% public even back then — shit on Donald.

      Hell, the Howard Stern interviews were all right there. Just waiting to be played again.

      • bambinoitaliano

        Not just him i’m surprise the other dirty dozen did not go into Trump’s background to knock him off. Especially Jeb Bush who was the most funded candidate.

      • Michael R

        Ultimately these came out at exactly the right time , suck it Cruz !

    • Mark

      awwwww. teddy’s got diaper rash…..

  • Blake Mason

    BTW… has the GOP declared tRump the winner of the debate tonight, yet?

    • bambinoitaliano

      I’m sure numerous of their online polls indicating Trump is leading at this point.

  • Traxley Launderette

    I’m going with CSPAN.

    • I haven’t decided whom I’ll settle on. Maybe PBS.

    • Talisman

      I always go with CSpan. No talking heads.

      • David Milley

        Makes it easier to follow the threads here.

    • Stubenville

      I’ll let you guys take one for the team. I’m switching to HGTV as soon as it gets nasty.

  • ultragreen

    O/T: Billy Bush has been suspended from the Today Show by NBC pending further review.

    • Sam_Handwich

      sources say that Curt Curlies and Petey Pubes are vying for the job

      • worstcultever

        oh, you πŸ™‚

    • bkmn

      I saw lots of speculation that NBC sat on that recording because they knew Bush would take a fall for his part in it, and NBC held off releasing it because they have been grooming him to take over for Lauer.

  • Mark

    Where the fuck is Jerry Springer???

    • Lazycrockett

      He was on Maddow Friday.

  • Michael R

    I was looking for something that looked like Pence and
    all I came up with was this Dick Tracy villain

    https://s16.postimg.org/z5r99w84l/Little_Face_pence_dick_tracy.jpg

  • bambinoitaliano

    Wanna bet after the debate Anderson Cooper will be call all sorts of name by the alt right.

    • Blake Mason

      you mean more than usual?

    • Lazycrockett
    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      partner and I just said that
      ” that little fag with his secret agenda..blah blah blah..”

      • bambinoitaliano

        Your words still sound nicer than the one they will be tossing out. The number of death threats alone will be numerous.

  • Ninja0980

    My one friend who was a victim of attempted sexual assault just sent a bunch of us a message saying these women just set the cause they claim to care about back big time.

    • Hank

      They must NOT watch Law & Order SVU!!

  • Talisman

    Wondering why I was so cold – it appears the temps here have decided to nosedive. Lows were in the 70’s last week. Tonight, the low is 51, and we’re slated for lows in the 40’s over the next week.

    • ultragreen

      I live in Illinois and my air conditioner is on.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        I stlll turn ours on to sleep

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          It;s true, I do

          • ultragreen

            Okay, okay, we believe you!

    • Lazycrockett

      I love Fall.

      • DaddyRay

        It never lasts long enough – one wind storm and the fall leaves are gone and we are stuck with sticks for 6 months

  • Lazycrockett
    • worstcultever

      god i love Michelle – that speech was EVERYTHING

    • Jude Newton

      Great minds! An a PERFECT tweet from Clinton’s team!

    • Todd20036

      Seems like Trump is going high too.

      In another (sniff) sense.

  • sherman
  • Lazycrockett

    and MSNBC fights back with old video of Donald calling Paula Jones a loser.

    • Hank

      I am with yo on MSNBC. I enjoyed listening to Schmidt talk about the Republic, etc.

  • Jude Newton
  • Sam_Handwich
    • DaddyRay

      Trump’s move only works with his base

      • Sam_Handwich

        the basket

        • Hank

          Where is it??

  • Lazycrockett
    • worstcultever

      *standing on chair applauding*

    • RoFaWh

      Drumpf learned it from somebody.

  • thom

    Hillary just tweeted out a video of Michelle Obama saying “When they go low, We go high!”

    she got this

    • Stubenville

      She will skin him alive while looking ladylike and serious.Trump will be reduced to the verbal equivalent of throwing his feces.

  • MattM

    Tonight is the end of Trump’s campaign. We’ll be lucky if he doesn’t call someone a c*nt

    • Clive Johnson

      , insult Mexicans, talk about his hands, and brag about one of his buildings 3 times.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Enjoy the rodeo peeps, I’m out.

    • Talisman

      Night. Enjoy the pillaging!

  • RainbowPhoenix

    I don’t know what to think of Billy Bush’s suspension.

    On the one hand, he’s a misogynistic pig.

    On the other hand, he may have given us control of congress.

    • crewman

      I’ve never heard of him and didn’t know he worked on the Today Show. I was wondering if he had been the one who had surfaced the tape in the first place.

    • Stubenville

      In his defense, the hosts and the handlers are told not to upset the “talent.”

  • thom

    #BREAKING USA TODAY investigation: Trump and his companies are accused of mistreating women in at least 20 lawsuits https://t.co/QMo8p8Hrz8

    • Clive Johnson

      My gosh…I hope camp Hillary is staying on top of this building avalanche.

      • halfwaythere

        Trump can accuse his opponent’s spouse but she can accuse HIM. But I don’t want her to wallow down in the mud with him.

    • Herald

      Fantastic!

  • DaddyRay

    Someone needs to come over here and hide the Halloween candy from me

    • ultragreen

      Mail it to me, I’ll take care of it for you.

      πŸ™‚

      • DaddyRay

        You are so sweet …..HEY

    • Blake Mason

      You are asking for trouble picking up halloween candy before the night of.

    • fuzzybits

      We don’t buy it until the last moment.

    • DumbHairyApe

      Can I hide it wherever I want???

      • DaddyRay

        I only buy candy Iike to eat just in case I don’t get enough kids so this is really dangerous

        • ultragreen

          Every time I visit the supermarket, I look longingly at the taffy apples.

          • DaddyRay

            If you can’t do this with the shopping cart then you can’t pick up the taffy apples
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-EvILMxbAQ

          • Salton

            He is amazing! Thank you for this clip.

          • djcoastermark

            that’s a bit kinky but ok, who am I to judge. /s

        • Last year we had ONE person show. Hubby was happy with his purchases.

          • David Milley

            Yep, the neighborhood kids all grew up around here, and there’s no new ones coming ’round, so nowadays the ol’ man gets to munch on fun-size chocolates all month.

        • Stubenville

          Perfect out; my next door neighbor is a college professor and she takes my leftover candy in to her students…or so she claims.

    • Talisman

      Unfortunately, I don’t do Halloween.

      I tried it the first year I lived here, and it turned into a nightmare (Kids these days!).

      I turn off the light and pretend not to be home.

    • bambinoitaliano

      I’ll hide the candy the way I play hide the sausage game πŸ˜›

  • MikeBx2

    If you don’t have Facebook, this is an excerpt of what was posted a little while ago from the Clinton campaign…

    “I want to be very clear about one thing: I am ready to debate Donald Trump.

    Particularly after this week, let me assure you that I have no intention of allowing him to hijack this debate, this election, or this country with his divisive rhetoric about people or groups of people he doesn’t like.”

    • bambinoitaliano

      I just hope it’s the questions from the so call ‘undecided’ that unhinged Trump that cause his meltdown rather than Hillary.

  • Lazycrockett

    Carville is really attacking Drumpf on being fat, tired and mad.

  • NZArtist

    Dear Trump, Release your Taxes. If you’re lucky they’re so horrifying they’ll disctract the electorate from your sexual assaults.

    • crewman

      Trump’s campaign is in so much trouble that the shitshow of releasing his taxes would be a welcome diversion for him.

      • NZArtist

        Exactly. For a brief few moments there would be media silence as everyone wades through the legal spaghetti of the phone-book-sized documents.

    • Blake Mason

      This is one subject that I think Clinton has got him… He can’t be that proud of his tax returns…

    • Dramphooey

      We’ll never see those unless they’re leaked. They would destroy the myth of his financial acumen and ruin his reality TV opportunities. And to those who say that’s finished, too: TLC yet exists.

  • Lazycrockett

    Carville “He’s very very stupid.”

    • Blake Mason

      I have read that him and matlin do not talk shop at home…. I am sure it would kill their marriage.

    • Dramphooey

      Carville’s wife, who disturbingly aged into Leona Helmsley, is either very, very stupid or very, very lacking in any morality.

  • thom

    Reminder: Hillary Clinton is NOT ALLOWED to act the way any normal human being would act in response to what Donald Trump is doing.
    @jesseberney

  • SoCalGal20

    Donald Trump is apparently looking to just completely blow up the GOP. Alrighty then!

    • Like I said, fascist dictators don’t need legislatures.

  • Michael R

    We know who released the Romney 47% info , how long til we know who released this tape

  • JCF

    After careful consideration, I have decided to spare myself the degradation of this:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/441f076bec5c557b53302c317a9addc0038ba96ab6ee636a50b8f4f6a9a72501.jpg

    I’ll be back for the analysis, and join y’all on this or subsequent threads, after.

    • Blake Mason

      the deplorables at the bottom… getting their fill

  • JT
  • DumbHairyApe

    It’s October. Seems appropriate for Hillary to take the stage with the Great Pumpkin.

  • Big storms (actual meteorology, I mean) rolling in here. If I disappear suddenly, that’ll be why…just hope the power stays on.

    • thom

      fingers crossed!
      stay safe

    • David Milley

      I hope so, too — yer comments are a major attractant to this thread.

      • DumbHairyApe

        I know. I always enjoy her posts. Fun fact: She does most of them one-handed while on her motorcycle riding wheelies..

        • David Milley

          Doubly impressive!

        • Different Becca. I don’t own a motorcycle.

          • DumbHairyApe

            Oh, my bad! Then I take back EVERYTHING I said. πŸ˜‰ ‘xcept the good stuff! You can’t expect much accuracy in recall from a dumb, hairy ape.

          • David Milley

            I’m still doubly impressed.

        • djcoastermark

          Ok, even as I am a gay man, I find that a bit hot. πŸ™‚

    • DumbHairyApe

      Stay safe!

      • Thanks. Should be okay, looks to be fast-movers, but fierce according to the middle-NM radar maps. Main trouble is our internet is through a local WAN-WiFi tower and it’s a major lightning attractor.

    • worstcultever

      just don’t be gay, and Gahd will spare you! πŸ™‚

      • djcoastermark

        nonono this has been generated by the big gay machine, didn’t you realize? Lgbt people are safe.

      • Homo Erectus

        The lard loves the gays. His fan club – not so much.

      • Todd20036

        And spread some lamb blood on your door.

    • Hank

      Stay Safe… I managed to dodge Matthew in FL. So, I know what you are facing!

    • Mark

      are you west coast??

      • ABQ NM area.

        • Mark

          ah! I see them now…. (radar)

          • Yep. Two major interstates — 25 (n/s) and 40 (e/w) meet in the middle of the state, in Albuquerque. We’re about 20 miles east of that junction.

          • Mark

            and hopefully north of 40!

  • RainbowPhoenix

    If it hadn’t been for Pussygate, I wonder if people would be talking more about Trump’s continued insistence that the Central Park Five are guilty.

    • Mark

      with Trump…black = guilty

      • halfwaythere

        But I thought he loved THE BLACKS and they him!

        • Homo Erectus

          Only the one he calls “his”. Oh, and Dr Stabby.

    • Yann

      Pretty sure not, since white America prefer not thinking about their own systemic racism.

  • Talisman

    Disqus is already crapping out on me.

    • KCMC

      my L4 disc is bad, ice and stretch

  • Avenger280

    Hope I’m ready. You can’t buy hard liquor in Texas on Sunday (GAAAHHHHH) so I’m having to make due with a couple of bottles of Pinot Grigio. Got plenty of popcorn though

    • Talisman

      As I said downthread, I went yesterday to get tequila.

      The blue laws don’t do much but ensure the drunks are on the streets before the stores close on Sunday morning.

    • Gustav2

      Former bartender here, 4 oz of wine equals one shot…

      Thats why those laws are stupid.

  • Ninja0980

    Glad to see Kellyanne Conway is getting her comments about rape thrown back at her.

    • kevin vincent

      WEll that backfired spectacular lol

    • NICE! Please feel free to share any good ‘uns. I refuse to follow her.

    • Bryan Del Rizzo

      What are you referring to?

  • Lazycrockett

    So only a handful of Drumpf campaign staff knew this was going to happen and the rest seem pissed as hell.

  • Michael R
    • Blake Mason

      I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE MIKE!

      • Michael R

        Good I didn’t have to say it

  • worstcultever

    Donald is so fucking out of his depth it’s jaw-dropping – he really thinks this is all a reality show and he’s the biggest smartest bigshot ever

    • Michael R

      He consulted with himself on it .

  • halfwaythere

    Thanks to whoever it was here who coined the phrase “schadenfreudelicious” a few days ago!!!

  • Remember people: When the smart thing to do would be to rest & relax as much as possible, and to finish up any last-minute debate prep, Donald is having a lame-ass “let’s exploit women some more” party.

  • crewman

    It’s rare I even think this, but I wish I believed in prayer or that “sending positive thoughts your way” did something real. I really feel for Hillary tonight. This won’t be easy. She’s totally capable of it, but I don’t envy her.

    • DumbHairyApe

      Oh, she’s probably REALLY looking forward to it.

      • popebuck1

        He’s walking right into her trap, I tell you. She has been waiting for exactly this move for the whole campaign – there’s NO WAY she doesn’t have a response planned. Probably a devastating one.

    • Michael R

      I think the bullshit has toughened her up , making her ready to be president

    • sherman

      When walking my dog in the woods the last few weeks, I’ve sometimes run into a woman who likes to give the dog some attention. When we go our ways she always says “have a blessed day”, which I charitably just take in the spirit given (minus her arrogance in thinking everyone has to share her religion). Yesterday she asked if she could pray with (for?) me. Again, being charitable, I just told her I was not into religion. Wondering if she’ll still bless my day the next time I see her.

  • Stubenville

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly Donald Trump in an act of desperation.

    https://youtu.be/VrDlxQNS4rI

  • Soren456

    Making kettle corn. Will share.

    • worstcultever

      thanks! (holding out gigantic bowl)

      • Soren456

        And I can make more!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Hank

      Bravo Jean-Marc

    • crewman

      Because the world couldn’t stand a break in Trump tweets.

  • JulieBL
    • Clive Johnson

      From what I’ve read Pence will stay on, but only if Trump does a halfway decent job tonight.

      • JulieBL

        Hm. How decisive of him. πŸ˜‰

    • MikeBx2

      I wouldn’t be at all surprised. It’s his last chance.

    • Michael R

      You’d think he’d wait until after tonight

    • JulieBL

      I just noticed the timestamp – perhaps this was denied this morning?

      • MikeBx2

        He’s being held hostage.

        • Dramphooey

          I’d give anything to see a Mike Pence tweet: “help me! They’re holding me in the Trump Taj Mahal!”

    • Lazycrockett

      It will be interesting to see what Pence does after this “shock” drumpf did. He seems to actually believe in that christian moral shit.

      • JulieBL

        Good point, he definitely does.
        THat being said, I have no idea what his take would be on the shitshow.

    • DisT

      And the TrumpTrain crashed headfirst at 140pussygrabs per hour.

    • Sk3ptic

      OMG! Wow!!!

  • halfwaythere
    • Todd20036

      Unnecessary. Trump cannot leave the ballots, and 1000s of people voted for him already.

      He cannot leave. He really can’t.

      • RoFaWh

        Nor can Pence for the same reasons.

  • worstcultever

    When this shitshow gets going I won’t have time to upvote anything – so upvotes to everybody in advance

    • Herald

      great idea! I upvote y’all too.

  • Michael R

    Trump’s lady conference is odd considering his earlier tweet

    https://s10.postimg.org/5if76pkmh/hypocrites_trump.jpg

  • DumbHairyApe

    what channel is the best to watch this thing on?
    CNN?

    • zeddicuskotor

      CSPAN. No talking heads or commercials.

    • Talisman

      CSPAN

    • halfwaythere

      Well, my girlfriend Rachel is on MSNBC, so I have to watch her, you know, to provide her with support. And lust.

    • Hank

      MSNBC

      • Blake Mason

        it is live streaming?

        • ^ See top of post where Joe put lots of possible feeds. Alternative, it’s sure to be carried live on YouTube, the Book of Face, PBS.org, CSPAN and lots of other outlets.

        • Steve Teeter

          Yes. It’s what I’m watching. In my computer room, so I’ll watching JMG live with the debate.

        • Yann

          http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

          That’s where I’m streaming from since I can’t watch MSNBC live on their site in Canada

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Oh no! This will be the undoing of Bill’s election, I’m telling you!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-clinton-accuser_us_57fad21ce4b0e655eab54903?z1e5usybihl2i6bt9

    • Michael R

      Is Trump going back in time ?

  • worstcultever

    Christmas Christ on a Keebler, 20 more fucking minutes …

  • Lazycrockett

    “Full Gondor or Full Mordor”. jesus what time am i living in.

    • Hank

      Hugh Hewitt of all people!!!/s

    • Talisman

      I was about to comment the same.

      Sauron would be proud of Trump.

      • Yann

        Sauron would be ashamed of Sauron, because he was charismatic while evil, and prefer manipulating people against each other to corrupt them to aggressively attacking them… I think Trump is more like the Stewart of Gondor…. Crazy enough that he would burn his own son after he lose.

  • thom

    interesting setup. we might get to see the real time facial reactions on the audience members sitting on the stage.

  • DaddyRay

    Hillary should block her crotch when she shakes hands with Trump

    • Deanobear

      If I were Hillary, I’d decline to shake his hand … you know what those hands have been doing.

    • Hank

      PUURRFect

    • Christian Flanagan

      Just lean way out with her hand.

  • Mark

    NBC dallas is showing a football game. I wonder if they are going to interrupt?????

    • DaddyRay

      The debate may get more violent than the football game

    • djcoastermark

      Same here in St Pete.

    • MB

      NBC affiliate KOB here in Albuquerque said it was a network decision to go with the football game. They’re airing the debate on the secondary local channel

      • Mark

        shit. i’m OTA. can’t pull in the NBC secondary.

    • Mark

      Looks like FOX is also carrying it. (UGH!!!!! But its the only other channel I get with the debate…..

  • Michael R
  • Phil in FLL

    Why does Trump think that the Clintons’ marriage is a good centerpiece for his campaign? It looks like that’s where he’s taking this.

    • Herald

      He is angry and lashing out. I doubt this is a rationally thought out tactic.

      Can trump even think rationally?

      • RoFaWh

        I seriously question whether Drumpf’s thought processes resemble those of normal people. This could be due to nothing more than (a) Drumpf has kept himself very ignorant of the world and (b) Drumpf has not learned even the most rudimentary elements of logic.

  • Lazycrockett

    Early reports seems like Drumpf pissed off the GOP establishment more than the clintons thus far.

  • RainbowPhoenix

    Anybody else nostalgic for the days when we laughed at McCain for preparing for the debate by taking a nap while Obama was shooting hoops with his buddies?

    • Lazycrockett

      naps are fun.

      • DaddyRay

        I just took one – it was wonderful

        • Talisman

          I woke late – 10am. and then took a nap at 1pm.

          I’ve gotten lazy.

          • DaddyRay

            I never understood naps until I was older – now they are wonderful as long as they don’t go to long (20 to 30 minutes is the perfect nap – if it goes 2 hours then my sleep cycle is impacted)

          • Talisman

            I’ve always loved a good nap. Used to power nap when I was in college; now I wish I could when I am home for lunch.

      • EweTaw

        Especially when you have someone join you.

        • DaddyRay

          but then you don’t nap

    • I’d rather a Dubya 3rd term — all four years — than even five minutes of a Trump presidency.

  • LackofFaithify

    Well, something much more important to myself has come up on the spur of the moment, so missing the debate. Totally worth it. Be extra snarky for me!

    • David Milley

      Enjoy!

    • shellback

      Send him our best.

    • Hank

      Need a third??

    • houstonray

      Have fun! πŸ˜‰

    • Talisman

      Use a condom!

    • Lazycrockett

      Keep the debate on as background noise may spur enthusiasm.

    • CharlestonDave

      I have freeze-dried snark ready for just these kind of last-minute emergencies.

  • Mark

    my internet just went down to ‘crawl’

    • CharlestonDave

      just got Comcast back on line after Hurricane Matthew, so I’m off the cellphone hotspot and ready to rumblllllllle!

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Michael Smith

      So is Trump’s campaign. It’s fitting.

  • houstonray

    I wasn’t nervous about this debate after the last one, until the events of this weekend. Now I’m back to nervous.

    • EweTaw

      Don’t worry. Even the die hard Republican provacateur, Hugh Hewitt, has announced we’re witnessing the fall of the GOP and Trump has no chance of winning the election — even if Hillary blows it.

    • thom

      me too. i think she’ll do fine. but it’s a big ask to star in a lurid reality show when you’re a serious wonky professional

  • CharlestonDave
    • Hank

      The announcer is HOT!!!

  • Christian Flanagan

    Nice jacket.

  • JT

    Hillary should enter holding a kitty.

    • DaddyRay

      With cat glasses in a cat suit

  • houstonray

    Side note, Gloria Borger on CNN just said her phone is literally blowing up with Republicans messaging her that they are appalled at Trump’s latest stunt (bringing the women from Bill’s past). She said they are shocked and disappointed.

    YA THINK???

    • Gustav2

      So was the MSNBC reporter’s whose name I should know.

    • Herald

      more good news

    • crewman

      If her phone is literally blowing up, I’m going to guess she has a Samsung Note 7?

  • Lazycrockett

    MSNBC is telling parents to put their kids to bed or in the other room.

    • OdieDenCO

      a presidential debate thats rated PG-13

      • Herald

        I expect trump to go at least to a hard R.

        • David Milley

          Or a really soft XXX.

          • Silver Badger

            Emphasis on the soft. I would wager Hillary has him scared to incontinence.

    • Gustav2

      Yes. bring out the old “Full House” vids because there was not sexual politics there.

  • Ross

    I am hoping that Hillary briefly acknowledges Pussygate, briefly responds to little Donnie’s attack on her and Bill, and then simply refuses to respond after, and just sticks to issues about helping people.

    • Lazycrockett

      Focus on the person asking the question. easy breezy.

      • EweTaw

        But if it’s like the last sit down question thingy Hillary will probably draw 20 questions about emails in a row.

  • Michael R
  • Sam_Handwich

    i’m sick of these badly dressed meat puppets

    • Gustav2

      Wait…you know how I am dressed?

      • Silver Badger

        We’ve been watching you.

  • fuzzybits
  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Dear media, please stop showing us the Trump Trollope Props, thank you.

  • DumbHairyApe

    I wonder how they really determine if someone is truly “undecided”?

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      Do you shop at Target?
      What are your opinions on kale?

    • DaddyRay

      At this point I think the “undecided” are just looking for attention

    • DaddyRay

      They interviewed an “undecided” earlier and they were undecided on Trump but had plenty of jabs at Hillary so she was an obvious Trump plant

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Uh Oh, Trump’s not going to be happy because there’s a young Asian man is addressing the audience.

    • Hank

      MAYBE IT IS “HIS” Asian??? /s

  • Lazycrockett

    Lawrence bringing the truth.

    • Fuck yes. Women who claim to have been assaulted by Bill Clinton…allying themselves and voting for the man who just admitted, on tape, to assaulting women.

      It’s beyond sickening.

    • Hank

      Amen!!

    • Gustav2

      The truth is these are not women Trump would hit on.

  • Michael R

    At least Gary Johnson won’t be here making any more gaffes

    https://s10.postimg.org/6jcgpzl3d/gary_giraffe_gaffe_large.jpg

    • clay

      Isn’t Turmp, technically, a protest candidate?

  • Silver Badger

    Does Mr. Trump still have time for an acute attack of those recurring heel spurs?

  • Cuberly

    Ugh, the countdown timer on the CSPAN feed is making me nervous.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Here come the spouses……guaranteed we’ll see a cut to the Trumps props.

  • barrixines

    Am watching on a stream from UK Channel 4. The Trump spox is yet another woman with a ludicrously tight face lift with a severe loathing for her fellow women – where do they dig these pigs up from?

    • Deanobear

      He’s got a ranch full of Hovelinas 🐷

      • Mark

        Javelina?

        • Deanobear

          Hovelina was the name given to the “un-attractive girls” on a TV show called GCB

          • Mark

            Ah, okay. Don’t watch much TV and no clue what show that is.

    • ChrisMorley

      I can’t face her so I’m waiting till it all kicks off.

      • barrixines

        The Dem guy is crap – she’s running rings around him.

    • RoFaWh

      They raise them on ranches in Utah. They’re sent to Mexico for the surgery, then sold in packs of six matched specimens.

  • Sk3ptic

    Bizarre for Trump to throw 4 Bill rape accusers in Hillary’s face…like she’s that flappable.

  • Max_1

    Sending Britebarf into over time with:

    G roping
    O ther
    P ussies

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    OMNEG! They shook hands.

  • Sk3ptic

    So much Botox in one room.

  • EweTaw

    Chelsea’s husband is a cutie. Just saying.

  • Lazycrockett

    Well I guess Ivanka and Chelsea’s friendship is over.

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      Or stronger than ever.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Should’ve had Judge Judy moderate.

  • Mark

    Joe! Help! We need a new thread!!

  • Michael R
  • I’m gonna watch for a bit here…

  • bryan

    First openly gay man to host a Presidential debate….

    • Sk3ptic

      Yay!

    • EweTaw

      So, this is like . . . historical?

  • Yann

    Cooper is still sexy as hell !!!!

  • CharlestonDave

    ooh, Anderson cleverly decides to wear a purple tie

  • Carl

    I imagine there will be some booing and outbursts.

  • Lazycrockett

    Well Anderson isn’t shirtless. So that’s disappointing.

    • kanehau

      So Sad.

  • Jmdintpa

    my feet hurt

    • Gustav2

      You didn’t have to dress for this.

  • crewman

    Countdown to the first Trump interruption.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Dear audience, shut the fuck up!

  • Cuberly

    Interesting. Punching really really low I see.

    https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/785282061271609345

    • It’s the only way for the rapey monster.

      • Cuberly

        Yep. Imagine if Bill was running…..oy vey….

    • Lazycrockett

      Talk bout being bastards at a family reunion.

    • Herald

      Whatever credibility they had is gone now.

    • tcinsf

      I’m absolutely flabbergasted by this. Aiming really, really low.

  • Hank

    Uday and Qusay do not look happy

    • Gustav2

      do they ever?

      • JulieBL

        THey do after they’ve killed some safari animal..

    • Sk3ptic

      I just thought they looked constipated

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Too many tainted skittles can cause severe constipation.

    • Talisman

      “I’d rather be killing an endangered species”.

  • David Milley

    Uncomfortable silence in the hall.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Trump stunt is right.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • I want Chris Matthews to shut the everlovin’ fuck UP.

    • MaryOGrady

      I always want that.

    • Friday

      Radio coverage is just about to start, so I’m spared most of that stuff. πŸ™‚

  • Michael R
  • tcinsf

    Melania is shooting one evil look after another.

  • Sk3ptic

    Melanie gives wicked side-eye

  • fuzzybits

    Oh no Melania is giving the evil eye.

    • Richard, another Canuck

      She does not look happy.

      • johncAtl

        It’s the damn prenup that says he can grab her pussy whenever he wants.

    • Deanobear

      That’s just her normal squinty over botoxed botched eye-job look.

    • Herald

      Is it directed at donny?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    There’s CSPAN!

  • Secure

    This could be insane. Here we go.

  • TrollopeReader

    Hi Kids!! We’re in the sandbox tonight …. with live pyrotechnics!!

    • Gustav2

      WWE Rumble in the Plains.

      • EweTaw

        For Trump it’s going to be the Stumble and the Crumble.

  • Carl

    I’m uncomfortable already.

  • Tonight’s the night we find out whether America lives or dies…
    https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/785283666461286404

  • fuzzybits

    I go out of the room and there’s 66 new comments!

    • Sk3ptic

      Never…turn…your…back!!

    • Talisman

      hoping for 69?

  • Treant
  • MikeBx2

    Chinese food has arrived. I’ll woof it down before the sight of Trump ruins my appetite.

    • fuzzybits

      You better keep a bucket nearby.

    • Gustav2

      It would be best.

  • bob

    I just tuned in , who did trump bring ?

    • zeddicuskotor

      A bunch of golddiggers that lie about Bill Clinton.

  • thom

    is it bad that my bourbon is half gone already?

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      You’re ready.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        I have a six pack of martinis lined up.

    • Michael Smith

      No and pass the bottle

    • TrollopeReader

      yes. you need another fifth ….

    • Jeff Beauchaine

      I don’t know any more….. so help me God. I. Dont’t know. *begins sobbing*

    • tcinsf

      Hell, I’ll be drinking hairspray before this night’s over…..

    • Gustav2

      depends on if it was a whole case.

    • jsmukg

      Only one so far? What’s wrong with you?

      • thom

        half the bottle!

    • Talisman

      I’m on my 4th margarita.

    • My Glenlivet is that far gone, too.

    • Silver Badger

      How big is the bottle?

  • Stubenville

    And #$%^& Verizon drops CSPAN. Switching to PBS.

    • zeddicuskotor

      Watch it on PLutoTV.

      • KCMC

        link please?

  • Charlie

    I hope Hilary grabs him by his pussy rather than shaking his hand

    • bambinoitaliano

      He wish.

  • Lazycrockett
    • RoFaWh

      Those so-called “GOP stars” who “stand diminished” have no one to blame but themselves. Abandon your principles and you are doomed.

  • Refugay

    Is Jerry Springer on yet?

  • Cuberly

    Could the trump boys look any creepier?

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Yeah, the eminence grises Bannon and Kushner are absent.

    • TrollopeReader

      and MO Senator Blunt *in a tight race*

  • Mark

    see ya’ll back here in an hour….

    • TrollopeReader

      where are you going??

  • worstcultever

    Trump kids watching their fortune destroyed before their eyes

    • Lazycrockett

      Oh yeah. the brand is toxic.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      The horror

      • Gustav2

        They may have to move to the UWS!

    • Gustav2

      Praise the Republican Cheebus.

    • Michael Smith

      Oh their fortune has already taken a beating this year I’d bet.

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      “fortune”

    • Michael R

      That will cut into their Uday’ing and Qusay’ing

      • pj

        they will hunt ducks in upstate ny now

    • popebuck1

      They’re all going to be Vladimir Putin’s household servants this time next year.

    • RoFaWh

      What fortune? It may be that Drumpf’s net worth is negative, you know.

      • clay

        that immeasurable brand-value.

        Which is no longer allowed in the UAE, is no longer welcome in his mother’s Scotland, is now closed in ACNJ, is vacant and violating the design standards which won him the Old Post Office contract?

        Yeah, that one.

  • Yann
  • Paula Jones just allied herself with the man who once called her a lying loser.

  • crewman

    Putin must be on the edge of his seat.

  • Sk3ptic

    Should we take wagers on how long Trump lasts?

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      30 minutes, same as last time.

  • Michael R

    Is she going to have to say out loud
    ” My husband is not running “

    • medaka

      Yes, she is.

    • Sk3ptic

      I’m counting on a few hundred times.

  • Scott Fitler
    • Michael R

      girl your pussy is on fire !

  • Avenger280

    Thanks to Trump, I haven’t been exposed to this much pussy over a weekend in years

  • DumbHairyApe

    OH, what color is Hillary going to be wearing???
    I hope white. She looks so great in white.

    • Sk3ptic

      Angelic!

  • Here comes the shit-show…

    • Talisman

      Grab your pussy!

  • JulieBL

    Okay, I’m about to jump out of my skin. Cannot watch it in real time.
    I’ll just read you guys’ play-by-play.

    • Gustav2

      Relax, she’s got this

      • JulieBL

        I know, but I’m still a nervous pussy tonight! πŸ˜‰

    • popebuck1

      Same here.

  • David Milley

    And we’re off to the races!

  • John30013

    Coop’s doing his best Mike Pence look πŸ™‚

  • Jeff Beauchaine

    Here we go…

  • DaddyRay

    lol, I had turned the volume up before the debate and had tuned to CSPAN so it was really really quiet. When Martha said Good Evening my cat jumped

    • Cuberly

      Same here, but it was me that jumped…sans cat.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    And here we go!

  • Max_1

    Time to load the bong…

    • Jmdintpa

      hello !

    • djcoastermark

      can I come over?

    • edrex

      grab your pussy and let’s do this!

    • OdieDenCO

      just hit the bowl

    • Silver Badger

      I have eleven joints rolled and waiting. One lit and working.

    • RoFaWh

      Oh, yes! You’re welcome at my house any time.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Okay, I’m, here, the TV is on, lets do this!

  • Sam_Handwich
  • TK
  • MikeBx2

    Yay Hillary. Ick Trump.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Oh, no handshake!

    • !!!

    • John30013

      Hubby just noticed that too.

    • ultragreen

      Hillary should use a sanitary napkin to clean her hand afterwards.

  • Hank

    She is looking Good!

  • tcinsf

    she should have walked over and given those three women a flower.

  • mdub in Puyallup

    Hillary: Watch out Donald. I’m gonna grab YOUR pussy tonight! (but only said on the inside).

  • Lazycrockett

    Hillary aint playing.

  • Sk3ptic

    Nasty nasty nasty

  • Gustav2

    No handshakes…no Purel!

    • johncAtl

      Isn’t not shaking hands at this point unprecedented?

  • bryan

    Hillary looking confident. Nothing phases her.

    • RoFaWh

      “faze” in this usage

  • DaddyRay

    Hillary has a bit of a penguin vibe going on

  • bambinoitaliano

    The uncommitted on stage. Shake my head!

  • RainbowPhoenix

    It’s already obvious that his smile is fake.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Dammit! I’m on an internet delay or something

    • Friday

      NPR’s got it on radio waves. πŸ™‚ Doubt the Russians can hack that. πŸ™‚

  • CharlestonDave

    She wore navy? Like Monica’s dress? hmmmmmm

    • Sk3ptic

      Nope. That was denim.

  • didn’t shake hands?

    • MaryOGrady

      Nope.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Telling

  • Sam_Handwich

    no handshake

    • Paula

      I noticed that immediately.

  • Stubenville

    Softball!

    • crewman

      Not for Donald.

      • Stubenville

        True, dat.

    • John30013

      They both get to answer it, so it’ll be interesting to hear Trump’s response.

      • MaryOGrady

        Indeed.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    If this is a flaming train wreck, SNL will probably invite Alec Baldwin for a 3rd week.

    • popebuck1

      They have him booked at least through the election, so I’m told. Maybe even through the end of the year.

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        That would be pretty smart. I’d at least book him through mid-November so they can do one where he’s in denial about losing.

  • Lazycrockett

    Hillary looks really good.

  • Blake Mason

    No handshake.

  • Michael R

    Donald is dumbing it down to a 4th grade reading level the best he can

    • TheManicMechanic

      Wants to look educated to his base!

  • AtticusP

    Did they shake hands and I missed it?

    • They did not.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      No, there was no handshake.

    • medaka

      nope

    • fuzzybits

      No,they Didn’t.

    • mdub in Puyallup

      Setting the tone early!

  • worstcultever

    I wish my girlfriend was here .. it’s like watching a monster movie alone

    • EweTaw

      Don’t worry. They trap and burn the monster at the end. Everyone will be OK except the monster.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Yay diversity!

  • iamanotheru

    Shake it off !

  • TrollopeReader

    no tic-tac exchange and no handshake !

  • Max_1

    Excellent first question: Are you modeling for our children?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Good start Hillz

  • Ninja0980

    Good, he doesn’t deserve a handshake.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      She doesn’t know where his hands have been.

  • Paula

    Overcome divisiveness

  • CB

    HRC looks great. Lovely open look. Nice!

    • Lakeview Bob

      Agree

  • Treant

    Hills: “Yes, we really need to be decorous in these things.”

    Trump: “Fuck you, bitch.”

  • Lazycrockett

    Hillary is standing so Drumpf has to be in the shot. Good Girl.

  • Gustav2

    Geez. all Hillary needs is a Sister Bertrille hat

  • Sam_Handwich

    how the hell does dirty donald respond?

    • Blake Mason

      WIth a sniff…

    • Cackalaquiano

      I’m the best model for everyone ever…

    • TrollopeReader

      *burp*

  • Michael R

    Thank you for not getting pneumonia today

  • knife in the back….and twist!

    trump, your turn.

  • Carl

    He’s not smiling again.

    • Michael Smith

      He should smile more. Just like Reince said to Hillary

  • mdub in Puyallup

    The contrite tone comes early.

    • John30013

      It’ll be interesting to see how long he can keep it up.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    That’s a low energy response from Don so far.

    • He’s gotten zero sleep or rest for the last 48 hours.

  • fuzzybits

    First sniff of the night.

  • Treant

    Low energy. Drugged. Sad!

  • bryan

    ha. I agree with everything she said…. then quit.

  • worstcultever

    big ups to whoever’s been styling Hillz

  • Chris

    I love her and I’m pro-Hillary, but she was prepared to say what she said no matter what question was asked.

  • Phil in FLL

    Trump is not happy at all.

  • ultragreen

    Trump looks like he’s pouting.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Donnie took the downers this time.

  • bob

    I need more booze !

    • Cuberly

      I just opened a bottle of wine….if I could interwebs some to you I would.

  • djcoastermark

    Sedatives Oh yeah

  • RobynWatts

    Bullshit, Trump!

    • TSS

      Trump never bullshits. The best people say so.

      • RobynWatts

        The best people on Trump’s payroll, you mean.πŸ˜†

  • Yann

    Trump : I agree with Hillary… vote for her !

  • TheManicMechanic

    Know them, eh, Donnie?

    MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Drink!

  • medaka

    MAGA? He just said it was a great country.

  • Michael R

    Attacking Obamcare doesn’t work

  • fuzzybits

    Horrible!!!

  • mdub in Puyallup

    There was a sniff!

    • houstonray

      MIC PROBLEMS!!!

    • Lakeview Bob

      Several

  • Blake Mason

    LOL

  • Sk3ptic

    Donnie’s had a downer before the debate.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      Elephant tranquilizer.

    • Lakeview Bob

      I think you may be on to something,

    • tcinsf

      Annemarie must have bought a dart-gun.

  • Paula

    Again with the Obamacare?

  • Megrim Twist

    The Valium Don.

  • Cuberly

    He’s not answering the question.

    • Herald

      Of course he is not answering the question, he just goes on with the lies.

  • He’s sniffing again!!!

  • Gustav2

    Sniff.

    • keltic

      take a drink!

  • Stubenville

    What the hell is he on – so low energy!

  • medaka

    more sniffs!

  • Blake J Butler

    Damn he sounds drugged. For the very beginning….

    He’ll come out in full force like we know he will.

  • Piercedchrlz

    So, no, we are not going to answer the woman’s question.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I want to be the president for everyone. BOOM!

  • DaddyRay

    Trump: I’m with Her

  • Charlie

    there’s the loud inhale…

  • Carl

    Wtf is he doing?

  • bryan

    He sounds drugged….

  • Treant

    SNIFF

  • bambinoitaliano

    The mic is not working!!!

  • Phil in FLL

    Very calmed down Trump.

  • carrot festival

    Beta blocker

  • CB

    Sniffing again!

  • Hank

    Sniff

  • crewman

    He didn’t at all answer the question — has their behavior been appropriate for children?

  • Michael Smith

    Jesus he’s rambling already

    • Cackalaquiano

      Yep, he memorized some stuff and is throwing it all out in the beginning here…

  • DumbHairyApe

    sniffle

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Is he gasping??

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    In what world does any of this relate to the woman’s question?

  • Dave S.

    He’s sniffing again. Breath Strips, dude!

  • Yann

    The sniffing is back !!!

  • crewman

    Oh no he has another bad mic!

  • Blake Mason

    not the question….

  • houstonray

    Is he trying to get all the talking points included in his two minutes? Jeez

  • kanehau

    Isn’t he off topic?

    • mdub in Puyallup

      When is he not?

      • kanehau

        When he’s talking about pussy.

  • Lazycrockett

    Im surprised that Faux hasnt gone after Hillary for not wearing a flag pin.

  • johncAtl

    He’s drugged. Reince put it in his water. And is he sniffing?

  • medaka

    She went off point-ish — He’s talking about policemen being killed. What?

  • Michael R

    call an ambulance

  • Piercedchrlz

    *SNIFF*

  • DaddyRay

    More sniffs

  • Sk3ptic

    TL:DL too long didn’t listen

  • zeddicuskotor

    Remember to be detailed for us that cannot watch it.

    • Cackalaquiano

      She talked about a positive future, he talked about how shitty everything is

  • Treant

    Sniff!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Wait!?! He admitted he’s a politician

  • EweTaw

    He’s sniffing!

  • Avenger280

    He’s not even attempting to answer the question

  • jimbo65

    Wonder how long Xanax will last?

    • ohbear1957

      mine or his?

  • Stubenville

    So why not answer the question asked, Donald?

  • Talisman

    sniff. sniff.

  • TheManicMechanic

    sniiiifffff

  • William

    Sniff sniff!

  • Gustav2

    Incoherent in the first 2 minutes? Sniff.

    • (((GC)))

      Drink!

  • pj

    trump looks like hes gained weight…if thats possible

  • Jmdintpa

    so help me if the sniffing starts then he is coking out before these debates.

  • TexasBoy

    Mr. Sniffles is back

  • ultragreen

    Donald is wandering away from the question. Where’s the moderators?

  • Zeldacat

    And he’s sniffing like crazy!

  • bambinoitaliano

    Hello the topic is education!!

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Is he drunk?

  • MassageBear

    Nancy O’Dell should’ve been invited to sit in the front row.
    tRump is still sniffling. Another bad microphone, Mr. Phony?

  • DumbHairyApe

    he’s not answering the question.

  • bob

    from behavior for the children to obamacare. OMG the sniffing !!

  • CharlestonDave

    borrrring, Donald. Sniff some more.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Hey Moderators, Fact check on Obamacare claims please.

  • Lazycrockett

    Drumpf is already going doom and gloom.

  • Blake Mason

    good grief….

  • Carl

    He’s all over the map.

  • Cuberly

    ……did he even hear the question?

  • Sashineb

    Sniff, sniff.

  • bryan

    He’s not going to make 90 minutes…. complete incoherence

  • MikeBx2

    Uh oh

  • WhiteJesus

    Trump’s on ludes?

  • Phil in FLL

    How can sniffles from a cold last this long?! Weeks!

  • medaka

    Here it comes!

  • mdub in Puyallup

    They brought the tape out really early!

  • Blake J Butler

    Oooh the tape….

  • JesterRedPanda

    MR Sniffles is back~

  • Scott Fitler
  • crewman

    Back to topic!

  • fuzzybits

    Never answered the question.

  • MB

    Sniffy Smurf !!!

  • Sk3ptic

    haha nice Anderson!

  • Stubenville

    Yow! The meltdown will start…

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Finally, Cooper gives him the straight question.

  • bambinoitaliano

    He looks like he is going to keel over soon

  • RainbowPhoenix

    No, we are not hearing about police officers getting shot on a weekly basis, and even if we are, what the fuck does that have to do with the example you’re setting to children?

  • lenvus

    Okay… here we go 🐱🐱

  • Cuberly

    thank god we don’t drink everytime he sniffs.

    • William

      911 would be overwhelmed with alcohol poisoning cases.

  • carrot festival

    How apricot?

  • TheManicMechanic

    Make America great again AGAIN! *drink*

    • William

      I was waiting for “Believe me”.

  • Clive Johnson

    He seems slightly dazed, robotic.

  • yetanotherLaura

    Yup, sniff sniff sniff. It sure makes me wonder just what makes him sniff so much!

    • MaryOGrady

      What his dealer sells him makes him sniff a lot.

  • Treant
  • Blake Mason

    LMAO

  • Michael R
  • crewman

    “Lockerroom talk”. We can’t expect more from men. Look at all the horrible other things like terrorism. You’re wasting our time talking about this.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF

    I wonder what he’ll blame it on now.

  • Lazycrockett

    “Do you understand that?”

  • medaka

    SNIIIIIIF!

  • David Milley

    Thanks, Anderson! (sniff!)

  • djcoastermark

    Oh krist, I didn’t say it. oh off with his head.

  • Treant

    SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF

    • William

      He’s snorting Oxy this week.

  • johncAtl

    Why is he holding a mic?

  • mdub in Puyallup

    When ISIS chops off your head, you gotta grab it while you can!

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Read him for filth, HRC. On behalf of all women and girls.

  • fuzzybits

    Deflection supreme.

  • Sk3ptic

    locker room talk…yeah sure

  • Stubenville

    Stop changing the $%^& topic.

  • tcinsf

    As I read today, what locker room, Penn State?

  • houstonray

    He went from pussy to ISIS?

  • worstcultever

    Jesus – YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNIE

  • Holy fucknuts… Jesus. MELT DOWN!!!! (sniff)

  • Lakeview Bob

    Hillary is ready to attack

  • Lazycrockett

    Drumpf is saying the same shit he said in the primary.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Bahahahahahahaha Anderson for the win

  • Blake J Butler

    No no locker room talk.

    Changinging the subject to fucking ISIS….

  • Marc

    Slow down, Trump! You just ran through all of your talking points in 2 minutes. Pace yourself!

  • John30013

    Oh, fuck. He’s just going to totally ignore and deflect.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Anderson goes to the issue: lockerroom talk…

  • bryan

    Wow. He just cant stay on topic…..

  • bambinoitaliano

    Ooohhhhh going for the kill Silver Fox

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    PUSSY GATE!!!!

  • TheManicMechanic

    Medieval Times? Dinner with horses?

  • DumbHairyApe

    I think the GOP is going to tell him to hang it up.

  • Sam_Handwich

    anderson!

  • Todd

    Sniff, sniff, SNIFF !!

  • Cuberly

    Squirrel!

  • bob

    OMG ! Sniffing !!!!!!

  • Ninja0980

    Meltdown time!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Denial is not a river in Egypt!

  • TrollopeReader

    I ask one question, and 167 new comments?

    • Chris

      i know, right?

      • TrollopeReader

        and I turn away, it’s now 267 !!!

  • DaddyRay

    So Trump is comparing himself with terrorists

  • OdieDenCO

    he’s babbling

  • Lazycrockett

    WTF is he rambling about?

  • Cackalaquiano

    Isis chopping off heads – to make us forget about his pussy comments

  • bryan

    Get him, Anderson

  • (((GC)))

    “This is locker room talk”… it was admitting to sexual assault, Mr. Trump.
    Don’t avoid the question.

  • lenvus

    That’s it??

  • MikeBx2

    Go AC! Get him.

  • Sashineb

    Snifffff.

  • Michael Smith

    So apparently Trump sniffs when he’s nervous.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Deflection !!!!

  • Phil in FLL

    This is not an ordinary case of the sniffles.

  • TK

    I wish Hillary would rebut with…”Donald, that’s a lie…” and then launch into corrections

  • bambinoitaliano

    Here we go again locker room talk. and his apple-a-gize

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Ramble, sniff, ramble, sniff, sniff, ramble, sniff.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I wish someone would ask about his opinion regarding The Central Park 5.

    • MaryOGrady

      Patience, Grasshopper!

  • Gustav2

    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

  • mdub in Puyallup

    Anderson keeping Donnie to task!

  • RainbowPhoenix

    Oh, dear, they gave him a defective mic again.

  • djcoastermark

    go mr C. !

  • kanehau

    Would love to hear Hillary’s inner voice right now.

    • Gustav2

      hehehehehehe!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF

  • Whew. Feeling relief.

  • Max_1

    Donald Trump: “Grab ISIS by the pussy”

  • WhiteJesus

    Lotta sniffin…

  • MB

    Respect for women ????????
    BULLPUCKY.

  • bambinoitaliano

    ISIS has nothing to do with pussy grabbing!!!

    • mdub in Puyallup

      Thank you! That was so weird.

  • bryan

    Hillary showing such dignity….

  • Cackalaquiano

    Keep him on point AC!

  • Michael Smith

    “Locker room talk” is “I’d like to bang her”, not “I can do anything cause I’m a star”

  • Talisman

    babble.

  • DisT

    Nobody ..[…]…than I do.

  • medaka

    Go Anderson!!!

    Make America SAFE from Pussygrabbers!

  • ultragreen

    Trump is saying he’s okay because he is better than ISIS.

    • Carl

      That’s a pretty low bar.

  • crewman

    He is the very model of a man who respects women. And now for some unrelated campaign slogans.

  • Michael R

    someone is a little broken record

  • Blake Mason
  • Cuberly

    Oh lordy….Anderson is bringing it.

  • Hank
  • ohbear1957

    ISIS grabs pussies?

  • Clive Johnson

    His head is scrambled.

  • SoCalGal20

    Hillary’s FACE

    • kevin vincent

      Amused? Confused?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    OK, what has ISIS have to do with Pussy Gate?

  • bryan

    He is delirious.

  • TheManicMechanic

    LIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS And SNIFFLES and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AND AGAIN

  • Lazycrockett

    Jesus hes insane.

  • johncAtl

    WTF is this?

  • houstonray
  • John30013

    He looks really desperate. Listen to how fast he’s talking.

  • Paula

    Shit, I need a compass to follow that rambling.

  • Blake J Butler

    We already have borders, or to make it understandable for Donnie, a “wall” already there.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Go for it Anderson

  • meltdown imminent.

  • Carl

    He’s a parody of himself tonight.

  • Stubenville

    IT’S NOT ABOUT ISIS, YOU MORON.

  • RobynWatts

    And let’s change the subject in mid answer. Winning strategy!

  • bambinoitaliano

    Get him Coop!!!

  • MikeBx2

    The moment. Here it comes…

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Again, the great lie

  • EweTaw

    My Columbian Marching Powder isn’t working the way it’s supposed to.

    • CharlestonDave

      Guess he won’t be paying that contractor.

  • Cuberly

    He’s thrown off……he’s getting fast and his tone changed.

  • Cackalaquiano

    He’s trying so damn hard to deflect from pussy grabbing comments!! He sounds drunk

  • Giant Monster Gamera

    It’s over. He can’t stay on topic. Pull his string and it’s the same speech.

  • Treant

    Oooooo, gurl! She done WENT there!

  • Avenger280

    Welcome to the Donald J Trump Theater of the Absurd

  • TK
  • Stubenville

    Here come the claws.

  • OdieDenCO

    he doing a marco rubio, repeating the same statements

  • Lazycrockett

    Here it comes the landmine is being laid.

  • David Milley

    Here comes Hillary’s bazooka!

    • Cackalaquiano

      Said it back in June – not fit!

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Going nuclear.

  • medaka

    Not fit!

  • DisT

    Can one fight ISIS without pussy grabs?

  • bambinoitaliano

    The wall will keep the pussies inside America, how can they be safe?!!!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    He’s lost……seriously, he’s confused.

    • mdub in Puyallup

      Next time they need to watch the thorazine drip.

  • Max_1

    SNIIIIFFFFFF!
    (*line of coke)

    • RobynWatts

      Psst….that’s how he preps.

  • Sk3ptic

    Go Hillary go!!!

  • worstcultever

    my god he is a JOKE

  • ShawnSwagger

    Somebody pumped Trump full of tranquilizers tonight. Let’s see if it holds.

    • It won’t.

    • Treant

      They’re wearing off already, he’s getting pissed.

    • David Milley

      Not after this salvo from Hillary.

  • Zeldacat

    Oooooohhhhhh, here she goes…

  • Jeff Beauchaine

    THESE ARE NOT ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS? But I love what he’s (f***** horribly) trying to do

  • MikeBx2

    Wow wow wow

  • TheManicMechanic

    Donnie Puckerface!

  • tcinsf

    Zing!

  • MB

    It represents EXACTLY who he is.

    BOOOM !!!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Kill Hillary KILL!!!!

  • Charlie

    OMG…she went for the f’n jugular in the first 15 mins!

    • ZRAinSWVA

      Yes. Thank goodness!!! Go for BLOOD!!!!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I love her calm.

    • Cuberly

      Yep.

  • Lazycrockett

    rope
    rope
    rope
    rope

    • TSS

      Yup.

  • ZRAinSWVA

    The gloves are off! Hillary is going for blood. Good for her!!!!

    • (((GC)))

      As the Democratic Party should have been doing all along!

  • Sam_Handwich

    she’s going there

    • zhera

      Please !!!! Write specific things. I can’t watch the feed so I don’t know what they’re saying.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Aaaaand under the skin she goes.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Oh meltdown count down……….

  • johncAtl

    He’s angry.

  • houstonray

    I’m so nervous for his reply….is he going scorched Earth?

  • Traxley Launderette

    OMG

    one of those things?!?!? $?

  • Paula

    Donnie, stand still for fuck’s sake.

    • David Milley

      He needs to pee.

    • johncAtl

      I thought it was McCain for a moment.

  • medaka

    This is who he is! Go Hillary!

  • This election is now a lock.

    • Gustav2

      Isn’t there a song “I’m a rambling man”

    • (((GC)))

      That’s IF most of the voters are actually paying attention tonight….

      • TSS

        What?? They’re predicting this one could beat the first in ratings after the video broke

    • Traxley Launderette

      You betcha

  • bob

    I can’t even type a comment and there’s 100 posts , discus hold on ! lol

    • johncAtl

      Don’t even try to keep up.

    • fuzzybits

      Tell me about it.

    • zhera

      I think we’ll set a record tonight.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I’m glad she’s raising it’s not jUST women. That needs to be raised.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Hill is at the controls of the steamroller! HILLARY SMASH TRUMP!!!111

  • Scott Fitler
  • djcoastermark

    Donnies gonna blow

  • mdub in Puyallup

    Finally! The video is just indicative of what else has been going on.

  • Max_1

    Remember:
    It’s never disparaging half of American when Donald talks cheaply about women.

  • kanehau

    Oh oh…. pursed lips.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    From sniff to squint. He’s pissed.

  • Cuberly

    BTW, I like what’s she’s wearing….yes I’m shallow.

    • I do, too. Doesn’t look like a Romulan uniform.

  • crewman

    He’s fuming.

  • Cackalaquiano

    He’s pacing like an angry caged tiger. He’s going to go berserk in about two minutes

  • DaddyRay

    So much for Trumps plan to shake Hillary

  • Blake Mason

    he is boiling on the inside

    • Max_1

      Boiled carrot… Oh, this is how we make baby food.

    • mdub in Puyallup

      Going from orange to red! What other color dies that go to?

  • Carl

    Go get him, Hillary.

  • Michael R

    Trump is on a time out

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Hank

    This IS who Donald Trump IS!!!!

    • MaryOGrady

      It’s no more than the truth.

  • Sam_Handwich

    he’s going to go after bill….. he will sink

  • Lazycrockett

    He looks like a cornered dog.

  • houstonray

    He’s getting orange-er

  • JB

    They switched his coke to Thorazine

  • Lakeview Bob

    I think Donnie is shitting his diaper

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Is it just me or is his hair grayer than usual?

    • ericxdc

      Yes, all the orange has sapped out.

  • Sk3ptic

    We are great because we are good.

  • CharlestonDave

    He looks like he has a kidney stone.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    It’s not only this

    Priceless!!!!

  • Dramphooey

    Tocqueville.

  • bryan

    This is not who we are. We are great because we are good. She is killing him….

  • Ninja0980

    Meltdown time.

  • fuzzybits

    He’s getting ready to explode.

  • Friday

    So, sounds like Trump went with Scotch and Xanax this time, but still sniffing and incoherent. πŸ™‚

  • johncAtl

    Fuck (excuse my language)…. she is ready for this.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      I may have my differences with her but I always think she studies and prepares. i have no idea how the hell Donald Trump passed grade school.

  • mdub in Puyallup

    It’s just words.

  • Cackalaquiano

    “This is not who we are” Preach

  • Blake J Butler

    Mount Vesuvius over on the left is about ready to erupt…….. Any minute now.

  • EweTaw

    Hill strikes and scores!

  • medaka

    “It’s just words” GRAMMAR!!

  • Megrim Twist

    oh … that was good …..

  • TK
  • Gustav2

    Gad, is he awake or drugged.

  • Sk3ptic

    It’s just words folks.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    “It’s just words.”

    You’re a predator. It’s actions and attitudes, you fuck.

    • Cackalaquiano

      God, his policy is just rambling words. Nothing of substance

  • TheManicMechanic

    Donnie attacking. DISASTER! *Drink*

  • Max_1

    American IS great… Spot on, Hillary!

  • Nowhereman

    Well, I made it through the first 30 seconds of Trump’s response to Hillary’s first question and answer but then my gag reflex kicked in. I’m going to watch an old movie. I’ll check out the post debate shows and check in here periodically. I can’t stand listening to Trump’s BS live.

  • djcoastermark

    coke last time barbs this time.

    • Traxley Launderette

      Why not both?

  • fuzzybits

    Loser,sniff.

  • worstcultever

    BOOM BANG POW

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    and back to your question….

    That’s how it’s done Donnie

  • Avenger280

    Donnie needs another toot after that

  • MikeBx2

    That’s what you call “prepared”.

  • medaka

    SNIIIIF!!!

  • TK

    WTF? This chat is moving way too fast! What was in the pre-show drinks??

    • popebuck1

      They should never have hired Cosby to tend bar.

  • CB

    Sniff-DRINK

    • Lazycrockett

      hell no.

  • tcinsf

    he’s going to say the same thing over and over again. and over again. and over again.

  • RainbowPhoenix

    Oh, I really hope Donny got patted down and put through a metal detector before he was allowed on stage.

    • pj

      for sure

  • Traxley Launderette

    TRAINWRECK

    TRAINWRECK

    TRAINWRECK

    SNIFFLE

    TRAINWRECK

  • Carl

    Mr Gropey wants to talk about the economy.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Big sniff!

  • Ray Taylor

    sniff.

  • JesterRedPanda

    lol OMG he CANNOT shut up

  • Max_1

    And he has words, too. Big words. Bigley.

  • kanehau

    WAAAAAAAAA

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I now declare this election’s over.

    • Yes. You can put away the bedding. My wife and I will remain in New Mexico. But thank you for the kind offer of the guest-bed.

  • Treant

    “Sounds fair.”

    You wouldn’t know from that, Don.

  • medaka

    Yes — keep talking about the tape!

  • mdub in Puyallup

    RIGGED!!!

    • Gustav2

      /s

  • bob

    I think they shot him up with tranquilizers !

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    It’s just words????!!!?????

  • ZRAinSWVA

    Oh, he looks grumpy
    . He wants to respond. He wants to help. How. {{{sniff}}}

  • tcinsf

    Moderators are showing some spine. oooooooo!!!!!

  • Jeff Beauchaine

    … by kicking them out

  • bambinoitaliano

    Words mean something coming from someone who wants to be President!!

  • bryan

    She is allowed to do that, but Im not….. What a child

  • crewman

    Whiny comment to moderator already.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF

  • carrot festival

    Help them out of the country.

  • Lazycrockett

    The mods aren’t letting pussygate slid.

    • Sashineb

      Good for them!!

  • TheManicMechanic

    Shut down Donald in mid-sniffle! w00t!

  • Cuberly

    Again, he’s got nothing.

    Sec of state dabbles in foreign policy? WTF!

  • Max_1

    Help that shrinking 1% Black support, Donald.

  • johncAtl

    I figured it out. That’s not Trump. It’s Alec Baldwin.

    • Gustav2

      LOL!

  • mdub in Puyallup

    The campaign changed him from broke to having some mo’ money!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFF

  • Treant

    “ISIS made me grab her pussy.”

  • Scott Fitler

    We’re playing a drinking game where we imbibe every time Donald sniffs. I’m drunk already!

    • ZRAinSWVA

      {{{sniff}}} WHAT is up with that!!!??

    • djcoastermark

      eyes gonna rum out of tokilla

      • ZRAinSWVA

        Looks like ya already done it

  • Blake Mason

    THe Fucking tape! FFS!

  • Max_1

    It’s never fair, Donald… When YOU ARE the asshole.

  • medaka

    Locker sniff room talk — drink twice!

  • Ninja0980

    Looks like he did some more coke tonight.

  • DaddyRay

    Here we go

  • Michael R

    anothe rterrible microphone

    SNIFF

    http://www.dogpictures.co/pictures/Sniffy_Sniff.jpg

    • pj

      hello….hello….

  • Traxley Launderette

    BILL CLINTON

  • Lazycrockett

    The media needs to take down this “locker room” talk bs.

  • Hank

    The moderators are not letting him off!!! YEA… Now Bill Clinton

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Wait, are sniffs his tell?

  • mdub in Puyallup

    Here we go on Bill!! Wheeee….

  • houstonray

    BILL!

  • medaka

    He we go! Bill!

  • Sk3ptic

    The Sniffling Candidate

  • Talisman

    Who gave trump a xanax?

    • Gustav2

      Well. he doesn’t drink so they had to do something.

  • fuzzybits

    Someone needs to yell out “liar” now.

  • Megrim Twist
    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Seriously, right?

  • Zeldacat

    BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

  • Blake J Butler

    He just went there. Like we knew he would.

  • TexasBoy

    Somebody get him a working mic.

  • Lazycrockett

    Bill is in play .

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    She’s totally maintaining a composed face.

  • JB

    GAWDDAM! Get him some more fucking Thirazine!

  • Lakeview Bob

    He is finished. Done. Kaput!

  • j.martindale

    Dead man walking!!!!!!!

    • pj

      really

  • kanehau

    Well that does it. Trump has convinced me not to vote for Bill.

  • ultragreen

    Trump hasn’t changed one single bit.

  • (((GC)))

    Mr. Trump, if you “have great respect for the people of this country” you will DELETE YOUR CAMPAIGN. STEP DOWN.
    (ETA) never mind… we need a Democratic landslide.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Pussy Gate continues……..

  • Phil in FLL

    The sniffles are a biiiig story at this point.

  • Michael R
  • Sk3ptic

    Your victim was 13, Donald.

  • Bye Donald.

  • Cuberly

    GASP …look at Bill!

  • Stubenville

    The moderators are ALL OVER The Donald – LOL.

  • mdub in Puyallup

    The Hillary lawyer story completely debunked. Someone fed that to him.

  • yetanotherLaura

    Aaaand here he goes on Bill! Waste of time, unrelated, and just plain lying about her representation of that child who got raped.

  • tcinsf

    Here it comes. Hillary … hit it out of the park

  • Blake Mason

    *drink*

  • bob

    He’s on coke !

    • WhiteJesus

      Speedball

  • DumbHairyApe

    Trump is a fool. He is SO out of his league.

    • Steven B

      He has been out of his league since day one.

  • well, that didn’t last long, did it?

  • medaka

    It is things that people say.

  • David Milley

    … and, this is how he shows he’s changed. Riiiiightt!

  • CharlestonDave

    oh no he dint

  • bryan

    He sounds as if he is on drugs…

    • WhiteJesus

      Ludes

  • MikeBx2

    Torching the GOP

  • houstonray

    OH. MY. GOD.

  • David L. Caster

    Bill Clinton is not running for president. He has already been a two-term president.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Oh, here he goes on Bill……

  • Zeldacat

    Wow, he wasted no time going to this…

  • bambinoitaliano

    Ohhh here comes Bill Clinton accusation.

  • Traxley Launderette

    Wow just wow

  • Lakeview Bob

    Hillary is ready for this bullshit. He is toast

  • CB

    They are not “things people sat.”

  • TheManicMechanic

    BILL BILL BILL BILL

    *not running for president

  • Blake Mason

    Clinton has got this!!!!!

  • Sam_Handwich

    β™«β™ͺ pussygate pussygate i love youuuuu

  • TK
  • Cackalaquiano

    Attacking Hillary by making up shit about Bill. Does he thing that’ll stick?

  • EweTaw

    Shout out to Paula Jones!

  • medaka

    Bill is not running — say it!

  • Carl

    Is he sniffing coke?

    • MaryOGrady

      No, what’s left of his nose is reacting to coke earlier sniffed.

  • crewman

    Clinton was seen laughing twice at a 12 year old girl who was raped? Seriously? That is not very believable, Mr. Birther.

    • mdub in Puyallup

      Completely debunked, too.

    • John30013

      It’s not true. See snopes.com. (I tried to look it up just now but their site seems to be very slow or down).

  • Max_1
  • That was a barrage of total wingnut lies. Clinton was never a defense attorney.

    • TSS

      She was, briefly – but the story is fabricated. Politic act has the goods.

      • TSS

        *Politifact

  • Avenger280
  • Lazycrockett

    here we go.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Hillary: unflappable. Not remotely flapped

    • ZRAinSWVA

      Nope. She’s on target. Everyone can draw their own conclusions. SMACK

  • Todd

    Coke nose

  • Cuberly

    Wow, everything put forward in the first question just went out the window……

  • Talisman

    the sniffing!

  • bambinoitaliano

    Oh he brought up the 12 year girl rape victim I hope Hillary bring out the 13 year old allegation.

    • popebuck1

      Pretty sure she’s going to get to it.

  • Ninja0980

    Here’s Bill!

  • Max_1

    His two minutes are up…!

  • Michael Smith

    “He was impeached”

    Yeah, and his approval went up, dumbass

  • Lazycrockett

    when they go low, we go high.

  • medaka

    GO HIGH!!!

  • ultragreen

    Trump attacked some of Bill Clinton’s accusers, and he said Bill Clinton was ‘terrific.’

    • zhera

      Woot?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • jimbo65

      My God He’s still Sniffling!

  • mdub in Puyallup

    My FRIEND, Michelle Obama!

  • DaddyRay

    YES

  • TheManicMechanic

    Damn, this chat is faster than ever!

    • David L. Caster

      We are paying attention

    • mdub in Puyallup

      Without the sniffles even!

  • crewman

    Nice quote of Michelle!!!

    • Gustav2

      With attribution.

  • Stubenville

    She said it! OMG!!!

  • Steven Leahy

    Why’s he breathing so heavily when he talks?

    • Canadian Observer

      It’s the insulating layer of fat, he sounds like a seal or a walrus would.

  • TK
  • Sam_Handwich

    here we go

  • bob

    Nailed him!

  • EweTaw

    We go high. And the crowd goes wild!

  • TheManicMechanic

    Cheers for Hillary!

  • medaka

    Go get him!

  • Max_1

    Choices… Excellent Hillary!

  • fuzzybits

    Yea Michelle your wife’s speechwriter.

  • Blake Mason

    Hillary has got this!!!… DON”T FUCK IT UP CLINTON!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Go High girl

  • CB

    This is the damn presidential debate–and THIS is what we’re talking about.

  • Ninja0980

    BOOM

  • Paula

    KHAN!!!!

  • MikeBx2

    I’m actually emotional. LOVE her.

    • Cackalaquiano

      She is so good. I’m starting to love her as much as I do Obama.

  • DaddyRay

    Note that Hillary gave credit to Michelle for her words unlike Trump’s wife

    • DaddyRay

      ^note

  • Zeldacat

    Get him! Get him!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Oooh, the audience

  • Lazycrockett

    She’s not rattled one bit.

    • Michael R

      she’s ready

    • kevin vincent

      She was more than prepared for This

    • Michael Smith

      He telegraphed what he was going to do. She’s had two days to prepare

    • He’d telegraphed for a month that he was going to do this; as secretary of state she has dealt with far worse.

  • Treant

    So far Trump hasn’t shit on the stage, so I’m a-gonna say he’s winning hands down.

    πŸ™‚

  • Ninja0980

    Go HILLARY GO!

  • medaka

    Racist lie!

  • TheManicMechanic

    Ah, Hil… cold, hard truths. *love*

  • Richard, another Canuck

    I think Trumps mike is not working properly. I keep hearing sniffles

    • ZRAinSWVA

      {{{sniff}}}

  • fuzzybits

    Yes!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Choices Donald, Choices.

    Notice Donnie that she’s answering what’s ask.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    That stage is crimson with Donnie’s blood and guts. Don’t ease up, HRC!

  • mdub in Puyallup

    And Blumenthal is back!

  • ZRAinSWVA

    Goodness. What a scowl. Mad. Good!!!

  • Dead Donald Walking.

  • Treant

    Aaaaand…he just shit on the stage. He lost.

  • Hank

    Back to Sydney Bloomenthal!

  • Lazycrockett

    back to blaming clinton for the birther issue. which is already disproven.

  • Michael R

    When she goes high he goes LOW

  • DaddyRay

    These responses were all fed to Donald from Breitbart

  • tcinsf

    LYING!

  • TK

    Hillary is savage! What a steady woman.

    • RoFaWh

      I think it was the ancient Romans who had a law forbidding women from being torturers. The reason? They are too cruel.

  • JesterRedPanda

    THank you madame president for calling out the racism flat out!

  • Lazycrockett

    is he going after michelle obama?

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      He’s going to lose all 50 states attacking her.

      • popebuck1

        I’m sure his KKK base is thrilled, though.

    • Gustav2

      THAT BITCH Michelle!

  • Max_1

    Bringing “Personal Responsibility” home…

  • TheManicMechanic

    moach?

  • djcoastermark

    Trump is going all I know you are but what am I?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    That’s right Donald, you want to talk about apologies.

  • Stubenville

    “Most vicious” – using YOUR OWN WORDS.

  • (((GC)))

    “[Trump] never apologized to Mr. and Mrs. Khan, the Gold Star family…” “He never apologized to the distinguished federal judge…” “…to the reporter he mimicked and mocked on national television…” “…for the racist lie that” Obama was not born in the US. “He needs to apologize… he needs to take responsibility for his actions and his words.” Brava, Ms. Clinton!

  • Cackalaquiano

    Okay, time to talk issues

    • Blake Mason

      Agreed.

  • Lakeview Bob

    Now he is attacking Michelle. Fuck!

    • kevin vincent

      Yes attacking the First Lady is a GREAT idea Obama is gonna hammer his ass (plus she is very well respected)

  • pj

    wow…wow….wow….

  • Lazycrockett

    wikileaks. jesus.

  • crewman

    Oh back to Clinton started Birther movement. Trump can’t be responsible for launching his political career on Birtherism and running with it for five years.

  • bryan

    wtf is he taking about…. He is completely incoherent.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • TrollopeReader

    whaaaat??

  • mdub in Puyallup

    Trump is Bernie’s friend. Nice to know.

  • Chris H.

    WTF is he babbling about?!?!

    • Stubenville

      email.

    • David Milley

      That he needs to snort another line, stat!

    • Princess Lardass

      I’ve been asking that long before he announced his candidacy.

  • worstcultever

    DAMN SHE’S KILLIN HIS ASS

  • Dramphooey

    Lickyweaks, the fake leftists’ friend.

  • greenmanTN

    Hillary is RULING!

    Hitting the perfect middle .

    • RoFaWh

      I hope she doesn’t kick him in the ribs once he’s down for the count.

  • Cuberly

    I’m glad she’s not taking the enabler bullshit bait.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    He just called her the devil.

  • medaka

    emails — drink!

  • TheManicMechanic

    EMAILS! *drink*

  • WhiteJesus

    CooCoo

  • Chris H.

    Email!!!!! DRINK

  • Blake Mason

    He is an idiot.

  • Scott Fitler

    We’re never going to get to the issues because he will never be able to move on…

  • DaddyRay

    GOP talking point is all he has

  • ultragreen

    Obama doesn’t want an apology from Hillary, and doesn’t need one.

  • Max_1

    Now, instead of addressing America, he’s in Hillary’s face…

  • Hank

    Emails…. Benghazi….

  • Cuberly

    Wut?

  • There is no doubt anymore: Clinton is on stage with an absolute MADMAN.

  • pj

    had to mute him for a bit….how the fuck did he get this far?

  • houstonray

    WOW, this has gone downhill fast….

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Vicious commercials? Oh please

  • Paula

    E-mailghazi!!!

  • DJ John Bear

    Jeebus…the fucking emails…

  • Lakeview Bob

    OH MY FUCKING GOD!

  • mdub in Puyallup

    “Special” prosecutor. Lies! Deception!

    • Talisman

      retaliation.

  • Carl

    I forgot the question.

  • Michael R

    LOW LOW LOW

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    She looks really amused. I am also wondering when a stream of mucus is going to come out of his nose.

    • djcoastermark

      Placing bets now

  • Lazycrockett

    Lord he’s going to put her in jail

    LOL

  • yetanotherLaura

    He’s just flailing around trying to hit her with *anything* that would upset her, and it’s just not going to work. She had staffers throw worse than that at her, I’m sure. Her smile right now is the smile of a woman who knows what he’s saying is never, ever, ever going to happen.

    • Cackalaquiano

      We’ve heard it over and over and over. It’s done. Old news, the world’s moved on, he has nothing else

  • OdieDenCO

    she’s going to shimmy!!

  • MikeBx2

    That look says it all. Laugh in his face.

  • Cuberly

    Oh my gawd….he’s flailing.

  • ohbear1957

    Did Palin write his word salad?

  • Treant

    Another special prosecutor? The last 93 haven’t found shit.

    • popebuck1

      But THIS time for SURE!

  • medaka

    We’re going to have a special prosecutor?

  • bryan

    She has such dignity.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    OH yes, Wikileaks

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    The image of a loudmouth bastard standing over a woman berating her will definitely win over women and independents…

  • Gustav2

    Special prosecutor doesn’t work that way…but nevermind.

  • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

    Jesus crhist the fucking emails.

  • Michael Smith

    How dare her campaign be caught in email trying to defeat her opponent. Rigged I tells ya

  • Sam_Handwich

    get the drunk guy off the stage

  • fuzzybits

    Keep smiling at him Hillary.

  • JesterRedPanda

    shes trying so hard not to smile, lol

  • John30013

    What the hell is he babbling about with boxes of missing records? He’s delusional.

  • Stubenville

    “But I hate to say it”(yet I’m going to.)

  • TheManicMechanic

    Hillary, just bring up the million emails deleted by Rove and the RNC.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Now the emails……

  • Hillary is smiling.

  • Gretchen Sharp Kidd

    Ramble…Ramble…Ramble… I just want him to hush.

    A special prosecutor…yeah, she looks worried.

  • medaka

    acid wash — twice? It’s the 80s!

  • Treant

    “Donald, what are you on?”

  • Paula

    Special prosecutors. OHHHHH. I am scared now.

    • Herald

      he has lost it

  • TK

    I thought this was a town hall??

  • WhiteJesus

    Spaghetti meet wall

  • worstcultever

    acid-washed!!!

    • John30013

      Like jeans in the 80s.

  • She’s lining up the shot…eyeballing the 8-ball…

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Donnie, your re-litigating

  • Gustav2

    Bannon/Breitbart!

  • Canadian Observer

    He should wait until the election results until he starts talking about what he is going to do to punish those on his enemies list.

  • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

    Well, donnie you are an expert on lies.

  • Lazycrockett

    its not expensive to bleach your harddrive.

  • (((GC)))

    tRump, YOU’RE one to talk about “lies” and “deception”!

  • EweTaw

    Oh oh, Special Prosecutor going to be appointed if Trumpananzee.

  • CB

    OMG He doesn’t get how disc cleaning works.

    • Stubenville

      Well he doesn’t know how to use email, so.

    • CharlestonDave

      But Barron does!

  • ZRAinSWVA

    He has nothing of substance. Except for {{{sniffles}}} Okay. Emails. Okay. Seriously. He’s going to get a special prosecutor to investigate Hillary if he gets elected. Seriously. Did he just say that. WTF!!!!

  • Blake Mason

    Go high Hillary!

  • Sam_Handwich

    #meltdown

  • Clive Johnson

    This is the nastiest prez. debate I’ve ever seen.

  • CharlestonDave

    “When I got out and speak to the people of this great nation, people are furious.”

    Why, yes, Donald, they are.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Now he’s directly threatening her with a special prosecutor????? Oh that’s nerve.

  • TK
  • Treant

    Fat check? Good “accident” there Hillary.

  • medaka

    fat-check! Ha Ha!

    • Paula

      Is Donnie talking about Miss Universe again?

  • Max_1

    Laying out a personal vendetta LIVE on T.V.
    Tomorrow: Trump: “It was Locker room banter”

  • JoeMyGod
    • Sashineb

      I’m not on Twitter, but No. 1.

    • William

      Oxycontin

  • Blake Mason

    OK Enough!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    LOVE HER CALM

  • Scott Fitler

    If I win I’m going to appoint a special box of Kleenex to be sent every day to you Donnie…

    • RoFaWh

      He’ll need more than one a day. And be a nice guy and send along a capacious trash container and garbage bags to fit it.

  • Lazycrockett

    fat checking.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFF

  • Blake J Butler

    She did nothing wrong, they found nothing wrong. the only ones that have indicted her are the ones at FOX News.

  • Hryflex

    He’s doing that sniffling thing again.

    • Robincho

      Ya think?…

  • djcoastermark

    What an ass you are donnie

  • Lakeview Bob

    OH MY GOD

  • Lazycrockett

    He’s lost his mind.

    • djcoastermark

      Its laying on the floor right behind him

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    The audience wants a hobo fight.

  • mdub in Puyallup

    eMAILS!!!

  • Robincho

    He needs to lay off the Manitolβ„’ or he’ll be shitting himself before long…

  • RainbowPhoenix

    Well, there you go, Trump just said that his political enemies would be in jail.

    • carrot festival

      Putin!

      • (((GC)))

        TΠ―UMP-PUTIN 2016!

    • Robincho

      Fuck jail. Just do poison, like Vlad the Impaler…

  • John30013

    So much for the “uncommitted” audience….

  • EweTaw

    “You’d be in jail.”

  • David Milley

    “Undecided” voters my ass!

    • tcinsf

      In Missouri … right.

  • fuzzybits

    Oh shit,anything new?

  • Talisman

    you’ll be in jail

    loads of applause,

    ridiculous.

    • Remember: Half of the audience consists of Trump invitees. Hence people who cannot control themselves.

  • Yann

    The smile Hillary had when Trump talk about lies.

  • Max_1
  • Tonight’s the night when the GOP mob rushes the Trumptanic’s remaining lifeboats.

    • djcoastermark

      too late…

  • Cackalaquiano

    6th grade comeback

  • JulieBL

    holy fuck. This is horrible.

  • Blake Mason

    #shitshow

  • mdub in Puyallup

    Misleading accusations.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Calm under fire, that’s my gal.

  • Bryan

    DID THEY JUST FUCKING CHEER?!

    • Carl

      This is a screwed up audience.

    • ZRAinSWVA

      Yes. It makes me want to hurl.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      They need to boot out the cheering people because they were told not to.

    • David Milley

      They sure did. So now we know what “undecided” means.

    • Stubenville

      Trump plants.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Anderson’s getting pissed

    • Cackalaquiano

      Yeah, he’s at least trying to actually, um, … moderate…

  • William

    Fat check.

    • pj

      yeah…

  • ultragreen

    Trump is SO vindictive.

  • medaka

    Trump is seething

  • houstonray

    25 minutes in and it’s just pussygate and emails. Sigh….

    • kevin vincent