Cindy Jacobs: Christians Must Vote To Stop The US From Polluting Other Countries With Gayness [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports:

“Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs and her husband Mike preached at a church in Ohio last week that is run by Frank Amedia, who has played an important role in mobilizing Pentecostal and Charismatic Christians to support Donald Trump. In their sermon, the Jacobses urged those in the congregation to be sure to vote in November in order to stop the U.S. from promoting LGBT rights throughout the world.

They recounted a recent mission trip they took to Costa Rica, where they discovered a gay pride flag flying outside the U.S. embassy. “That embassy represents you,” Mike Jacobs fumed as he displayed a photo of the rainbow flag flying outside the embassy. “Are they representing you when they do that?”

Cindy was similarly outraged, saying that local Christian leaders in Costa Rica “were all complaining to us about America and what we’re doing, how the ambassadors that were chosen were homosexual couples that were put in and sent into all the schools of their country, even though it was against their laws to have same-sex marriages and they were mad at us because we’re polluting their nations.”

Kyle notes that the US ambassador to Costa Rica is not, in fact, gay. But hey, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, what’s the difference?

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Cindy Jacobs commands the clouds over Israel to dissipate during a 700 Club photo shoot. Cindy Jacobs says she caused a short woman to grow three inches “on the spot.” Cindy Jacobs says her prayers stopped the shoe-bomber. Cindy Jacobs says her six year-old son prayed away the assassination of Ronald Reagan. Cindy Jacobs prays away her own tumor. God tells Cindy Jacobs that he’s going to punish America for gay marriage. Cindy Jacobs prays away a terrorist sleeper cell. Cindy Jacobs prays away mental illness (but only in others). Cindy Jacobs prays away a car crash that would have killed David Barton. Cindy Jacobs’ daughter prays away a tornado. Cindy Jacobs prays away the global recession. God sends Cindy Jacobs magical spaghetti. Cindy Jacobs prays away Hurricane Sandy. (It totally didn’t hit Nebraska.) Cindy Jacobs reveals that God killed thousands of birds because of the repeal of DADT.

  • Lazycrockett

    Look its one of those scary clowns that have been running around frightening people.

    • BobSF_94117

      I read the other day that it’s spreading across the country, overseas too.

  • Treant

    I’ve certainly done my best to spread it around, but I don’t tend to travel internationally.

    • BobSF_94117

      Think global, act local.

  • Ross

    Wait just a damn minute!

    I thought other countries were polluting US with gayness?

    • james1200

      Nope. It’s a well-known fact that our most popular export is sodomy.

      • Rex

        That’s what vacations are for.

        • james1200

          It’s your duty as an American. You’re creating jobs, somehow, I’m sure.

      • RoFaWh

        Does it come in fifty-gallon drums?

        Can it be sprayed?

      • lattebud

        And Donald Trump will make it yyyuuugge with great trade agreements he will negotiate.

        • james1200

          Well, he’s got an asshole where his mouth should be so I’m guessing he would be good.

      • Piercedchrlz

        I exported a fair share of that in the Navy…..

        • ChrisMorley

          Was that the British Navy, renowned for its Rum, Sodomy and the Lash? to quote Winston Churchillβ„’

      • Strepsi

        I always saw sodomy as more of an import… you must be a top.

      • BlueberriesForMe

        Apparently Florida is a leader among states in this area.

    • Uncle Mark

      Well, you know…at times, those gay winds blow in from other nations and other times they blow out of this one…and sometimes they blow each other.

  • bryan

    Cindy, flags are not ‘homosexual’.

  • Rex

    Dear Gay Jesus, drop a house on her, thanks, a friend of Dorothy. .

    • Treant

      But save the shoes, there’s a drag queen who can wear ’em while singing.

      • carrot festival

        She does look like she’s melting in that photo. About damn time.

  • Blake Jordan

    Fck off your gritting old cnt!!!

  • JayRock

    Dear Evangelicals: Thanks for abandoning all your “principles”, supporting Trump, and revealing who you really are.

    • Rex

      Because supporting a complete heathen that panders to your beliefs is better than Hillary.

      • Goodboy

        Just look at the two.The Clinton foundations which went directly to those that needed it and Trump who used it to pay his legal bills. The difference is so clear.

        https://media.giphy.com/media/ZnNeul0SCqPEQ/giphy.gif

      • Dale Snyder

        Supporting a thrice-married serial adulterer over a one-man, one-woman for life actual christian.

        The hypocrisy is, as always, absolutely breathtaking.

    • RoFaWh

      Let’s make sure everyone knows exactly what they really are:

      1. racist as all get-out
      2. lovers of wealth, no matter how obtained
      3. islamophobes
      4. homophobes
      5. don’t believe the sea level is rising (even though it’s been measured)
      6. don’t give a shit about the environment
      7. ignorant of facts most people learned in fifth grade
      8. gullible
      9. stupid
      10. sufferers from Dunning-Kruger
      11. uncharitable
      12. dishonest
      13.hypocrites
      14. liars

      • lattebud

        You forgot greedy and selfish. “Taxes are theft” “I don’t want my tax money paying for lunch for those hungry kids”

        • Todd20036

          You also left out transphobic.

      • MB

        You omitted:

        15. Xenophobes
        16. Grifters
        17. Duplicitous
        18. Fuckweasels

        • Traxley Launderette

          Definitely fuckweasels.

          • SilasMarner

            I like that word, fuckweasels.

        • Tallulah

          And Twatwaffles.

          • SilasMarner

            Oooo, another good word.πŸ˜‚

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        • fritzrth

          Misogynists

      • pj

        think the ark is real

        • Oh’behr

          … and think the rainbow is Only theirs.

          • pj

            they didnt care about the rainbow until we put it on our flag.

          • vorpal

            Given how fucking creepy the rainbow is in the contexts of their religion, it’s amazing that they wouldn’t just ignore the issue.

            “I’m your super awesome loving god that hates you so fucking much that I killed almost all of you and the little fluffy bunnies and kitties, but I got my temper tantrum out and probably won’t do it again, so here’s a special SHINY THING present for you so you don’t have to think so much about your drowned friends and families: refraction of light! There? Happy now? Now go have drunken incest sex and make sure the kangaroos hop home safely. Hurry up. It may take the sloths awhile.”

      • Clive Johnson

        Sounds like your classical right-wing authoritarian–basically the antithesis of the thinking and ethical person, but imagining him/herself to be god’s chosen.

      • Joe in PA

        lovers of wealth…. It would be very interesting to know the ‘wealth’ of the average Trump voter. Sort of the like the followers of the ‘prosperity preachers’ thing.

      • Paul Michael

        Don’t forget Deplorable

      • dismissive
        arrogant
        uncharitable

      • Gaiboi66

        I’m sorry to make this important recommendation for a re-shifting of your list, but I believe number 14, should actually be number 1.

      • bzrd

        if not the walking dead then at least sleep walkin’ through life

      • RickCabral

        “Charismatic christians” Honestly? Does anybody feel actual charisma emanating from anybody in this load of deplorables? More like anti-charisma.

      • vorpal

        The Best People. The self-proclaimed ones, at least.

    • FAEN

      Even though we’ve known for years that for the most part they’re a bunch of hypocritical ass wipes and probably always will be.

      • Goodboy

        Yeah, no irony that most of them are Rethugs too.

    • Ray Taylor
  • Brian

    God commands me to get on my knees and “Pray Cindy Jacobs Away”!

    • EweTaw

      I blow her away almost daily.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        I just fart in her general direction.

  • MB

    I guess they just couldn’t pray hard enough that ghey flag off the flagpole, though.

    IMPOTENT SANCTIMONIOUS PUTZs.

  • skyweaver

    Their terribleness is terrible

  • Gustav2

    Oh honey, teh gheys are indigenous everywhere.

    • james1200

      What’s she’s really saying is that we’re exporting gay rights so instead of living in terror, many are choosing to stand up and fight, often risking their lives in doing so. She wants them to live terrorized in the dark.

      • JW Swift

        Why, yes, because to do otherwise impedes upon their “religious freedom” to not have their worldview upset or questioned in the least.

      • Bingo. they need gay people to be forced into the closet becasue once gay people can come out people see that the scare arguments are bogus and the anti-gay agenda loses. So she is opposed to anything that increases gay rights anywhere in the world on any level.

  • Pat

    My goodness, my eyes and ears have just been polluted. Bleach, please.

  • bkmn
  • penpal

    I’m sick of these charlatans ripping off taxpayers. This level of tax evasion makes Trump’s look positively quaint.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    First America Then the World! BWHAHAHAHAHA

    Speaking of whack jobs…
    Rick Wiles: Nuclear War And Mass Arrest Of Obama Opponents Is Imminent
    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-wiles-nuclear-war-and-mass-arrest-obama-opponents-imminent

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e6eaf7dcd655aed86964e240eca48211322dedb899982ab11e7d6ca964ec181e.jpg

    • tim870

      Lazy Obama! He hasn’t arrested any of these people or taken their guns. Just wasted his whole time in office fixing the economy, creating jobs, fighting for equality, and all that other non important stuff. What a deadbeat. /s

      • Oh’behr

        Don’t you know that will happen in Obama’s third term.

    • David Walker

      And a little later (although not soon enough) he died. Alone. In his office. But now he’s resting in the arms of Jeebus, who apparently can lift serious weights.

    • FAEN

      And by ‘crush’ we mean people will be decent, dress well, and not lose all logic because a magic book told you to.

    • Strepsi

      LITERALLY

  • Rex

    Heaven forbid we try to get other countries to treat all people with respect, dignity, and equality. However, if you’re hell bend on allowing them to kill the gays in Christian Love I doubt you’ll change your narrow mind.

  • MB

    Yep, we stole GawdeZ rainbow too ….. you stupid windbag.

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-hah………………

  • Hank

    Does she NOT KNOW, that Hair Drumpf is a true Hedonist???

  • tim870

    Was there ever a time in these people’s lives when they didn’t look completely insane. They all have resting batshitcrazy face.

  • octobercountry

    Ummmm…… yeah, but….. In the words of their own holy book, women are not supposed to teach or lead. So…..how do they justify that with the way they live their lives?

    Edited to add—yep, in my opinion, Christianity is all BS.

    • RoFaWh

      How can we be certain that “Ms.” Jacobs is actually a woman and not a man disguised as such?

      Would North Carolina even allow her it into the state?

  • Ninja0980

    Better gayness then your batshit crazy religion Cindy.

  • LovesIrony
    • james1200

      C’mon! You know the double standard; fem Lesbians are hot (especially if they let dudes watch), Dykes and Fags are not.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Speaking of fem lesbians. I rode with the SF Dykes on Bikes for years. They are all so butch, totally awesome, but mostly butch. At every stop, once my helmet was off, out came the make-up, hair brush, hair spray.

        They gave me the knickname “Glamazon Barbie.” I totally love it and the whole world seems to know me by that name now.

        • EweTaw

          So you are a lip stick lesbian?

          • Rebecca Gardner

            Yeah, I’m girly.

          • EweTaw

            πŸ˜€

        • james1200

          That’s an awesome name, lol.

        • Rex

          No Way! That’s my nickname too!

          (J/K – I’m Glamazon Ken.)

          • Todd20036

            I’m just a nerd.

        • swimboy

          That nickname is so awesome, I wish it was MINE! πŸ™‚

    • david fairfield

      Lol, click for more sexy pics of Melania……uh uh.

      • Todd20036

        Some how I doubt even the lesbians on this site would want to do that.

        Anyone who is such a gold digger she is willing to let Trump fuck her, is someone no one wants to be within a mile of.

      • Oh’behr

        I’m still calling her Melanoma. Somehow it’s gotten stuck in my brain.

  • Rex

    Honey, that frock you’re wearing is the real sin.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Rex

    Since when is glitter and rainbows pollution?

    • clay

      careful, some people consider glitter to be the herpes of home decor and diy crafts.

      • EweTaw

        The first year I lived in my current home (20 years ago) I had a xmas tree decorating party where I invited a hoard of friends to show up, drink and make ornaments from stuff I supplied. I’m still picking up free range glitter from that one party.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    …run by Frank Amedia, who has played an important role in mobilizing Pentecostal and Charismatic Christians to support Donald Trump.

    Time to tax these bastards.

  • Carl

    β€œAre they representing you when they do that?”

    No, Cindy, they are representing a better class of human than you and your ilk.

  • PickyPecker

    Shoudn’t she be busy praying away, oh I dunno…..maybe hurrican Matthew? sheesh.

    • Rex

      Hurricane Matthew is doing God’s work, but she could re-direct to hit a few more sodomites.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    By the way everyone, if you’re not familiar with the Encyclopedia of American Loons you really should check it out. It’s really enjoyable.

    #795: Cindy Jacobs
    Cindy Jacobs is one of the most deranged people to walk the face of the Earth.
    http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2013/11/795-cindy-jacobs.html

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    She should be way more worried about the possum on her head.

  • She and Trump obviously buy their wigs from the same supplier.

  • Cackalaquiano

    “But hey, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, what’s the difference?”
    It’s all Mexico, you know…

    • Gustav2

      Don’t most Mexicans come from Costa Rica and the Dominican Republic?

      • MB

        Yep. all them messicun beisbol players are from there, too.

  • Lance in NYC

    The rest of us need to vote to stop that blouse.

    • Dagoril

      Melisandre of Asshai definitely wore it better.

      • The_Wretched

        Melisandre of Asshai – not to be confused with Melisandre of Facelowe.

  • ‘Prophet’? You only get to be one of those if the things you say will come to pass ever actually do.

    Otherwise then, you are a false prophet. And many of us know exactly what Christianity teaches about those.

    • clay

      profit.

    • Tor

      Those things actually did come to pass, according to her, after the fact.

      • Bad Tom

        If you choose afterwards, your accuracy is better.

  • MB
  • So intellectual! One usually has to go to a bowling alley to meet people of their stature.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    Since Cindy Jacobs and her little hubby too are pissed off at what the U.S. is doing, why not move to another country? Or are they banned? The Jacobses should get ready to enjoy more of their own created torment when Hillary is elected.

  • Cuberly

    Wait…..the US ambassador to Costa Rica visited every school?

    “In 1869, Costa Rica made education both free and mandatory for all its citizens. Since that time, the country’s education system has grown to include more than four thousand schools. Over the last three decades the country has invested nearly 30% of its national budget in primary and secondary education. The literacy rate is 95% in residents age 15 and older, and the country boasts more teachers than policemen.”

    http://costarica.com/relocation/costa-ricas-education-system/

    So basically the evangelicals see a successful school system to tear down.

    • Falconlights

      Sadly, yes.

      • Cuberly

        That’s horrifying.

  • EweTaw

    In a similar vein (religious assholes against LGBT people) The Salt Lake Tribune and Utah is all a flutter over a load of video tapes of the Mormon Council of Twelve, Apostles and the CEO of LDS Inc. at regular meetings over several years worrying and fretting about “The Gay Agenda!” Oh, fer heck’s sake! Yup. And there is a Mormon US Senator from Oregon who somehow was dragged in to “advise” them about queers in other states foisting an uprising. It’s all very embarrassing for the elderly Mormon leaders. Leaked videos? Oh dear!

    See: http://www.sltrib.com/lifestyle/faith/4423214-155/leaked-videos-show-mormon-apostles-discussing

  • Blake Mason
  • TexasBoy

    …saying that local Christian leaders in Costa Rica β€œwere all informing us about America and what we’re doing, and saying, whatever you do, don’t pass up this wonderful opportunity to beg those tax free donations from your sheeple. Even if you look like an idiot doing so, it will make them reach deeper into their pockets.

    Fixed it.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]
    • Rebecca Gardner

      OMG! That was so awesome!

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        Glad I could share a chuckle with ya’.

    • Todd20036

      That was just creepy. I have a bowl of Costa Bota fruit in my living area.
      Although I never got a cut so much as my hair just fell out.
      I guess that counts.

  • pj

    you are polluting their nation bitch

  • David Walker

    I find that outfit absolutely stunning. It looks like shit…I’m absolutely stunned. It makes Kim Davis look like a fashionista. Either she has no gay friends (my theory) or the one she knows isn’t into fashion/hair or the one she knows/trusts has a wicked sense of humor and she hasn’t a clue. If I saw that coming toward me, I’d call the cops.

    • james1200

      Have you heard the term “church queens”? Every denomination in America has many a gay man & whether this bitch Jacobs knows it or not, she’s someone’s hag.

      http://americablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gay-cured.gif

      • popebuck1

        Where do they think their organists and choir directors come from?

        • MB

          WhatEVER do you imply, kind sir ?!?!!?!?

          • popebuck1

            Nothing at all! Just that I know a good half-dozen of each, and I met most of them through the gay men’s chorus.

          • MB

            Twas snark pb. I am an Episcopal organist.

          • popebuck1

            No offense taken! I figured as much. πŸ™‚

          • CatApostrophe

            My friend’s boyfriend is also a church organist. Dunno what denomination. I think he church hops as he’s not religious himself as far as I know. Just real good at organ.

          • RoFaWh

            Has he ever had the opportunity to play one of the really big organs?

          • 2guysnamedjoe
          • Dagoril

            Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but… πŸ™‚

    • MB

      Dressbarn in Denton doesn’t have much of a selection.

      • David Walker

        She paid half price for the wig and they begged her take the moo-moo because they couldn’t break up the set.

      • Bruno

        She can just walk next door to the Lane Bryant.

      • Rex

        That’s the problem, she went to a real barn and pulled a blanket off a horse.

        • Bad Tom

          And now the horse is cold!

    • Rex

      While she’s down on her knees she should ask God for some fashion sense. I mean, he can do miracles, right?

  • Mark

    Profit, not prophet.

  • Jonathan

    Goddamn that woman is a total psycho bitch.

  • Richard Rush

    I’m thankful for Christian fanatics, such as Cindy Jacobs and many others, because they do more to demonstrate the absurdity of Christianity than atheists can possibly do by themselves. Atheists can talk about the absurdities, but it’s the religious fanatics who vividly illustrate the absurdities for all to see.

  • ben-andy

    I could see the argument that DOG is using Drumpf for his chosen purpose so it doesn’t matter that he’s a flawed vessel. So were Sargon and Nebuchadnezzar and the interpretation is that DOG used these two powerful men to humble the Jewish kingdoms, first Samaria in 720 BCE and then Judah in 586 BCE.

    What I can’t wait to see is the SADZ they’ll all have when he LOSES! Then the “imperfect vessel” will be blamed and they’ll never settle for one is not the Holiest of the Holier than Thou.

    • EweTaw

      “Flawed vessel”? I hear he’s more of a leaky vessel, having to get up at least five times a night to pee. He’s 70 after all.

  • LackofFaithify

    This is what was flying over the Presidential Residence in Costa Rica…in 2014. You are too late my precious.
    http://www.ticotimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/140516diversityflag04-1000×626.jpg

    • LackofFaithify

      PS Been to Costa Rica many times, it’s basically the Switzerland of Central America and totally worth the trip if you get the chance. Mmmm, sitting in volcanic hot springs watching lava flow…

  • bryan

    Some international gay kissing for Cindy : Two guys recently helping to make a human castle in Barcelona,,decided to take a moment to give each other a kiss……

    https://twitter.com/xavieraldekoa/status/783577163341697024

    • barrixines

      Woo for the Minyons de Terrassa. How hot is that kiss? It was also the first ten “storey” tower achieved in Barcelona. If you’ve never seen castellers in the flesh it is a wonderful experience – very emotional and real heart in the mouth stuff.

      • Todd20036

        Love the guy beneath them looking up at them too.
        Bet he wishes he were one level higher.

    • CatApostrophe

      That’s super cute.

  • Kruhn
    • popebuck1

      Close enough that I wonder if McCarthy and her stylists deliberately modeled her on Jacobs.

    • Cattleya1

      She looks like she has been reupholstered with a curtain from a ’70’s head shop.

  • They do highlight an important point, just the conclusion is the opposite of the one they draw. We DO want to see the us support gay rights around the world and for that to happen we DO need Hillary to win and have a president who will use the state department to support human rights and included in that gay rights. So yes, that does depend on the election but it is something to support, not oppose.

  • Silver Badger

    From what I’ve seen the primary American fundamentalist export is hate. Personally, I’ll take gay over hate anytime.

  • T-Batwoman

    bitch please, without all of our gayness the world would be a fucking awful place. don’t hate on us because we’re more creative πŸ˜‰

    • EweTaw

      Gay Kraft Konference at Michael’s today after 4:30 pm!

  • Robert Conner

    All Cindy Jacobs needs to get right with God is a couple of golf clubs to hold up in the air and one good bolt of lightning.

  • david fairfield

    Bitch, I’m telling Irene Molloy that you stole her wrap. A loon AND a thief!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d68b91624089aa57d8f14c098a6fab1d7b99af7b03000ee591a65e9704d2da62.jpg

    • popebuck1

      But at least she’s got elegance.

    • The Milkman

      The ribbons down her back last summer distracted from her thirsty wig.

  • Mike in Texas

    This crazy person used to have a church/grifting operation here until she got caught up in some kind of IRS thing regarding her private jet. A friend who works at Nieman Marcus told me she spent a minimum of $20K on clothing each month at the store.

  • FAEN

    I’ve heard many people say this, many smart credible people…Cindy Jacobs and Janet Folger are Uncle Tom’s Log Cabin Hypocrites.

    • LackofFaithify

      Using Uncle Tom AND Log Cabin is redundant. πŸ™‚

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Cindy Jacobs: Jesus help me cast out these vile sodomites

    Jesus H. Christ: Oh for me sakes, Bitch I’m busy……fuck me……Peter & John, that’s your cue dears.

  • ceeenbee

    β€œAre they representing you when they do that?”

    Yes, you stupid asshole, they are representing me quite well and I thank them for that.

  • Reality.Bites

    I’m looking at the photo above and I’m just wondering when Elton John stopped wearing glasses in concert.

  • Bad Tom

    Why is her face lumpy?
    ——-
    Wait. Wait. Don’t tell me.

    • LackofFaithify

      She disobeyed her Lord and has been punished. He’s a spiteful bitch.

    • McSwagg

      The Lard is moving in her tonight?

  • Bruno

    O/Tish: Trump calls tax avoidance ‘smart,’ most Americans call it ‘unpatriotic’: poll
    http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll-idUSKCN1242FH

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      I call it “elite entitlement syndrome”. Too bad his rubes can’t see how he is taking them all for suckers.

      • Todd20036

        Affluenza

  • Cuberly

    I gotta admit, listening to her make up that never-ending spaghetti story on the fly is very entertaining. It’s so freaking fake it’s almost like even she isn’t buying it.

    I still regard her as one of the few grifters where her face inadvertently gives her con away. She always has some sly smile or some weird expression while she spews outlandish crap. Maybe she subconsciously acknowledges when the rubes take her bait.

  • TheManicMechanic

    “Deplorable profit”

    FTFY

  • Cuberly
    • Bruno

      There was a bad defect with those Notes and we’ll see how many of the replacements catch fire. But this can happen with many smartphones. If the right combo of things occur, I’ve had my HTC show me temps in the 120’s with no mechanism that automatically shuts it down.

      • Tor

        My iPad sometimes gets quite warm as it charges.

        • Bruno

          Yeah, charging is the prime time for those events. Best to not use the phone much while charging, or at least turn down the brightness and don’t play intensive games.

      • Cuberly

        Even my Moto X Pure has gotten a little toasty on occasion. I’ve gotten into the habit of doing a forced restart when it occurs. I’ve noticed it returns to normal temp faster that way.

        • Bruno

          Makes sense. I usually just lock it to turn the screen off and sometimes hold it up to a fan.

          • Cuberly

            I try and head it off at the pass so to speak. I’ve noticed if I don’t do that it can continue to get progressively worse.

    • Bad Tom

      They’re gonna have to recall their recall.

      • Cuberly
        • Rebecca Gardner

          Samsung has branched out to the IED industry.

          • Cuberly

            lol…scary stuff. Having to wear a flack jacket and helmet in the laundry room.

            I love how they recommend only using the delicate cycle on those particular models. Ya think?

            An old vid, keep watching, it gets progressively cartoonish as it goes.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFcWGXbYm8k

          • Rebecca Gardner

            That was so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Cuberly

            HA! There’s a whole series of them on youtube…yes I have weird taste in videos.

          • TuuxKabin

            Wow! So much for consumer durables.

          • Cuberly

            We had had a kenmore washing machine we bought in, I’d say around 1972. My mom used it all the way to 1998, never had a problem except had to get a belt replaced on it.

            The only reason she got rid of it is she was moving.

          • TuuxKabin

            That had me laughing so hard and loud el hubo was concerned. It was so animated, and at the end it looked like it was trying to cough out whatever was in the ‘drum’. Talk about agitator. I have to stop watching it. My sides hurt. God that’s funny. Don’t know why, but it is. It starts out so subtle than just flies apart.

          • Cuberly

            isn’t that weird? It’s like it takes on a character or something. You almost start empathizing with it. And that’s weird….lol…

          • TuuxKabin

            You’re making me laugh all the more, empathizing with it, but it’s true. Poor thing, especially when it looked like it was trying to cough it out. Ay. I’ve gotta rest. I feel like I had a good cry.

          • Cuberly

            lol…careful…

          • Oh’behr

            That was great. I’m still laughing after it ended. Poor washer died not in (one) piece.

          • Cuberly

            When the front top panels aome loose and start flailing, almost like arms, yeah that was when I started laughing…I guess that makes me morbid…

          • TuuxKabin

            Then I’m with you, and at that I feel in good company. I’m still chuckling.

          • Falconlights

            I showed it to my wife and she laughed herself silly. So did I. We needed a good laugh so glad it got posted. Thanks for a much needed laugh, Cuberly!

          • TuuxKabin

            You’ve seen the bear in the woods Samsung video?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT4ikdAS-P0

          • TuuxKabin

            It reminded me of the ‘moon oven’ from Wallace and Gromit’s Grand Day Out. At 3:21 in this ‘edited’ version it appears. The unedited version has much more of the ‘moon oven’ going after Wallace and Gromit and hitching a ride on board their space craft:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHCbEkEqPXw&index=15&list=RDIOCNEcTDf48

        • Friday

          Call the Lonely Hurt Locker Repairman?

          • Cuberly

            HA!

        • TuuxKabin

          Bear does more than shit in the woods.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT4ikdAS-P0

          • Cuberly

            Awwww….

        • Bad Tom

          They are having a very bad year.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Mental illness and religion. Which came first?
    Another chicken or egg dilemma??

  • teeveedub

    What’s she doing preaching in Ohio? Shouldn’t she be busy stopping Hurricane Matthew?

  • Tor

    Rather than voting, I suggest that they pray against the spread of the rainbow flag. Surely they believe it would be more effective.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      That’s the same sort of logic I use when I keep hoping that President Obama will come out in favor of breathing.

  • JT

    How much does Cindy Jacobs not pay in taxes?

    • Bruno

      I bet a lot. Funny how all the people who call Hillary a corporate shill and what not don’t seem to be bringing up any issues with her publicized tax returns.

  • Larry Larson
  • Rex

    If she can pray away clouds and make a woman grow three inches you’d think she would have prayed for a candidate that’s more electable than Trump.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Plus three inches? She missed her calling.
      She could make a veritable fortune in the penis enlargement and buttock enhancement industries.

  • The Milkman

    That hair and that “blouse” are evidence enough that Cindy doesn’t know a single gay person (at least not one that cares enough to tell her she looks like a blood clot).

  • Sam_Handwich

    what’s with the red outfit? loos like a hostess at a Chinese restaurant

  • Tempus Fuggit

    They recounted a recent mission trip they took to Costa Rica, where they

    …polluted the country with their brutish, nasty version of christianity.

  • fuzzybits

    She should’ve had them pray over that hair don’t.

    • Rex

      The bigger the hair, the closer to God.

  • MikeBx2

    I’m starting to believe that you can’t trust anything these people say. /s

  • JDS

    Cindy, be careful before someone drops a house on you, or better yet pies. you. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ca34198c3a95490fbdacccda5b4f7485b0e20bd7de38a17bb6dd1f277d83ecf.jpg

  • Gaymurcan

    Keep them gay hurricanes coming! Whoosh!

  • Sam_Handwich
    • RoFaWh

      What is it with idiots and fancy gold-plated curlicue furniture?

      • Oh’behr

        I vaguely recall (I believe) one is the preacher woman’s husband. It’s also an English interpretation of ‘Murica and our Christian right. The other is a spoke-hostess.

    • Megrim Twist

      I CAST OUT your diabetes!

      • Texndoc

        Bo: How did Jesus come to you Lola?
        Lola: He was wearing a blue robe….
        Bo: That wasn’t Jesus!! Jesus wears a white robe! That was a demon, Lola. Now you get down on both your knees this instant!
        Lola: That’s what he said….

        • Megrim Twist

          He came to me on the …. on the … diagonal.

  • fuzzybits
    • Robert Conner

      Jacobs is hiding Voldemort under her hair.

  • PLAINTOM

    Deeply held religious beliefs, my ass.

    • ByronK

      Just deep seated mental problems.

  • Dagoril

    She reminds me of a character from Hellraiser with that top. Like she’s wearing someone else’s skin.

  • Captain Obvious

    What does the Bible have to say about women who wear scarlet and decorate themselves with golden baubles?

    • BobSF_94117

      Proof of The End Times?

    • CatApostrophe

      “Stop it, you look terrible, Cindy.” Matthew…something, something…

    • Michael R

      God asks ” When did I create face cellulite ? “

      • Stubenville

        You didn’t Sir; she’s had too many face lifts, and those are actually her thighs.

      • Megrim Twist

        Oh my. I shouldn’t have sipped my coffee just before I read your comment!

  • CatApostrophe

    Tsk, Cindy. Short people are just the same as you and I! All men are brothers until they day they die. It’s a wonderful world!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

  • Traxley Launderette

    Bitch is a petrified fruitcake with an expiration date from 60 years ago.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Don’t knock the fruitcake.
      It’s an excellent item to regift to deserving relatives during the holiday season.

      • RoFaWh

        It’s an excellent item to eat during the holiday season.

        Fruitcake has its bad rep for a very simple reason: most of the fruitcakes people make are crap.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          They’re quite tasty soaked in brandy.

        • Stubenville

          It is possible to make tasty fruitcake, but it’s damn expensive to do right.

        • Porkie

          Lovely with a good cheeseboard…..

  • DoctorDJ

    “…Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, what’s the difference?”

    Yup, it’s a Mexican thing.

  • PLAINTOM

    Welcome to the 21st Century, somehow Donald Trump became God’s messenger to fundamentalist Christians.

  • JellyDonut

    That gay thing, it is so contagious.

    • greenmanTN

      Judging by her appearance she has been praying away the gays, in charge if hair, makeup, and clothing, for decades!

  • PLAINTOM

    Is she saying that Donald Trump is so weak that America will bow down to the wishes of Costa Rica ?

  • Mama’s been eating well. Got herself a swanky new wig, too, eh?

    • Stubenville

      I think you meant “skanky.”

      • Her thought process is skanky all right.

  • wds

    Respected Prophet? Seriously? Cindy needs to read the Bible that she claims to know so well. Almost all the time prophets weren’t bragging about what they can do, they had to deliver a message – which wasn’t usually a good one. Also, she needs to definitely be reminded that if someone claiming to be a prophet gets one little thing wrong EVER, the punishment is quite painful and messy. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00b317688caf73b1df6a230566c0dfb54297c81354962c1e53d0c7102551f77e.jpg

  • Neely OHara

    What a waste to pray away all that evil but to let that hairdo (which is obviously the work of Satan) remain…

    • Ben in Oakland

      That blouse! That blouse! Those horizontal stripes make her look…

      Really, really, stoooooopid

      • Joe in PA

        No, it’s her MOUTH that makes her stupid! πŸ™‚

        • Ben in Oakland

          It’s her blouse! Her mouth makes her look like a religious nutcase obsessed with homosexuality and whether people are doing the wrong things with their own genitalia.

    • Stubenville

      And that top Cindy? From some tragic β€œCasual Corner” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin?

  • KQCA

    They have diminished their own lives with self-imposed constraints and are angry everyone else is living peaceful, productive lives. They’re going to keep pushing until they literally start a civil war to establish a state religion, or, they will force the USA into no choice but to strictly regulate religious practices. They’re dead set on fulfilling their own prophecy of America’s downfall because it will happen no other way.

  • TampaDink

    It is getting harder to survive off of anti-gay hate groups….bad enough that they’ve already had to export their message….but to have less push back is really pissing Cindy & her ilk off.

  • Stubenville

    This might resonate among the folks who still eat Jello salad mold with Cool Whip, but that demographic is disappearing rapidly. Time to find a new topic to grift on, Cindy. (And Jeebus, buy a better wig.)

  • NZArtist

    We’ll happily take more gayness. Just quit exporting your batshit crazy religious shit.

  • zhera

    Ambassadors are visiting every school? Is that a Costa Rica thing? A Dominican Republic thing? Or maybe a ‘only in Cindy Jacob’s mind’ thing?

    • ChrisMorley

      option 3

  • licuado de platano

    Actually the EPA saved millions of birds through the repeal of DDT.

  • grada3784

    And the big pink striped bird is getting ready for take-off.

  • Rocco

    Lying liars….

  • Megrim Twist

    Good LORD what is she wearing in the photo above?! **wipes blood from eyes**

    • Sashineb

      Probably one of her kids’ Halloween costumes.

  • Friday

    She looks like she’s all like, “Now it’s time for everyone to Fear My Destructo-Beem.” πŸ™‚

  • 2patricius2

    Charlatan Jacobs babbles gibberish.

    • Sashineb

      Yes, and what’s even worse is that she has an audience that pays to hear that gibberish.

  • rusty57

    Firstly, this woman is a whack job, no doubt about it.

    Secondly, re: “…a church in Ohio last week that is run by Frank Amedia, who has played an important role in mobilizing Pentecostal and Charismatic Christians
    to support Donald Trump.”
    I disagree. I don’t for a second believe the fundamentalists are giving Trump a pass and are rallying behind him. They are rallying behind that Dominionist piece of excrement, Pence. They either hoping he will be the one to really wield power in Trump administration, or Trump will be removed from office by god or congress. or in 2020 Pence can run as the republican candidate (I can’t imagine Trump having the attention span or stamina to go for two terms.
    And Pence in power, using democracy to turn this republic into a theocracy is, to me, more frightening than any shenanigans Trump might get up to.

  • Marides48

    News flash Cindy, that US Embassy represents me too! Can’t sell your grift in the US & have to export it to make BUCK$

  • GayOldLady

    Something about Cindy Jacobs reminds me of Wilma Flintstone.

    • Gianni

      What an insult to Wilma!

  • Orion Dumptee

    cindy jacobs reveals that CLARABELL the clown is her dressmaker…..love that pattern,lol

  • Jim in TO

    So tired of her. These evangelicals pick and choose from the Bible. How about this then:
    β€œA woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent” (1 Timothy 2:11–12).

  • Bill Post

    This coming from a woman who has the gayest dress i’ve seen in awhile

    • SammySeattle

      It was previously a bedskirt in one of the guest rooms at the Neverland Ranch.

      • Robert Conner

        LMAO!

  • Bryan

    How many years before she Ass-fly’s on us? C’mon man, I don’t wanna mothball my white grave-dancin’ suit.

  • Gianni

    Apparently her kids are as loony-tune as she is. Amazing how all these so-called godly people are so hung up on the gay. I am willing to believe this nonsense if Cindy will publicly and in front of the TV cameras lay hands on Donald Trump, say her prayers, and he comes away from it with a normal brain and begins speaking and acting like a normal, rational,70 year old man, who then admits he hasn’t been a nice person and apologizes, actually apologizes, for all the crummy personal remarks he’s made about Hillary and so many others. Dear Cindy, My money is on the fact that you cannot manage to do this. The proof will be that from the minute the miracle is performed, Donald is changed forever and never again resorts to the old, obnoxious, crazy Donald. Who knows, the miracle might even rub off on you.

  • Tempus Fuggit
    • Cattleya1

      Notice Cindy has longer fingers than the Orange One… But, I ain’t looking’ under the dress!

  • Galvestonian

    “Respected” …by who or whom ? Certainly not by anyone who respects couture … what in God’s name is that red stripey rag this mad excuse for a prophetess is wearing ? … and her hair ? Jeebus, is she using an eggbeater to style it ? Oh Cindy, clearly you’re not a child of God or you’d certainly look a hell of a lot better.

  • OCW

    Well somebody had to fill the void left when Katherine Kuhlman died.
    https://youtu.be/Puek6ppEDaE

  • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

    Cindy, how about you stop polluting the world with that fake ass wig of yours. You know that thing smells like a bad tire fire.

  • KQCA

    Jacobs and her ilk are the pollutants.

  • Dale Snyder

    It relies on awful plastic surgery rather than “prayer?”

    And just look at that wig!

    What a vile piece of christian shit it is.

  • Tom (Wpg)

    Cindy, your disease can be “wiped out” by proper education. And your schizo delusions by medication.

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  • rednekokie

    Hmmmm — if she keeps on promoting the election of one particular candidate (no matter which one) she’s apt to lose her quite valuable federal tax exemption for being a “church”.
    And that, my friends, would probably cause her to look for another scam to milk.

    Keep it up, sweetie, — we’re all rooting for you – and we’ll even help you find a decent scam.

  • Jay Silversmith

    Cindy is a little early for Halloween wearing that devil costume. oooops.

  • EdA

    The “Touched” website does not claim to be 501(c)(3) tax-exempt, but I wonder how many suckers deduct their donations anyhow.