That Time Trump Was In A Porn Video

Sex tape! Via Buzzfeed:

Donald Trump made an appearance in an explicit 2000 Playboy video. Trump’s role in the porn is relatively benign and centers around him breaking a bottle of champagne on a Playboy-branded limo while several of the playmates are visiting New York City. BuzzFeed News obtained the footage from the online-only Buffalo, New York–based video store Cinema Cornucopia.

Other scenes from the film feature fully nude women posing in sexual positions, dancing naked, touching themselves while naked, touching each other sensually, rubbing honey on themselves, taking a bath, and dressing in costumes.

The VHS cover of the video reads: “From luxuriating in a warm, soapy tub, to reveling at an exclusive night club, Carol and Darlene bare their sex appeal and lead you on a sensual journey of discovery.”

On a bus tour hunt for the 2000 Playmate of the Year around the country, the Playmates travel to different cities including New York, Las Vegas, Chicago, Nashville, and San Diego. Trump welcomes the Playmates in New York and pops a bottle of champagne to kick off the New York stop. Trump then pours it over the Playboy bunny logo.

  • DaddyRay

    What was Donald’s Porn Name

    Cheeto Bandito

    • Lazycrockett

      Ron Jeremy.

      • Treant

        Bucky Larson.

      • ColdCountry

        He wishes!

    • Blake Jordan

      The Orange Dick-tator

      • crewman

        Probably more of a tater tot.

        • Blake Jordan

          Because hair fuhrer would never exaggerate…

    • bryan

      What was Melania’s porn name : Melania.

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    • JT

      Two Inch Hustler

    • Cuberly

      Dick Circus-Peanut?

    • djcoastermark

      Do I sense a completely new production of The Angry Inch soon to be on Broadway ?

    • Bruno

      Pulp Orangehands

    • Joe in PA

      Cheetos Danger!

    • Acronym Jim

      Don the Prawn?

    • Captain Obvious

      Gagmee Withaspoon?

  • bkmn

    Can someone ask Tony Duggar PerKKKins how he feels about this?

    • DaddyRay

      IOKIYAR

  • Michael R
    • ColdCountry

      Back when his name had some credibility – before he was a laughing stock.

      • Todd20036

        Yeah. Grimace really went downhill

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Captain Jack

    I hope he left his clothes on…

  • DH Esq

    How many acts that would normally disqualify a candidate for President has Trump performed by now? I can’t even remember them all.

    And none of those acts matter to Trump’s supporters.

    • Carl

      Because the Republican party has lost its core. They don’t have convictions. It now exists as a support group for lonely trolls.

      • crewman

        It makes me wonder how the GOP will ever again be able to complain about any moral failing in a candidate. They have shown in Trump that they are willing to look past nearly anything.

        • Carl

          They can and will because they have been conditioned to seek out confirmation bias and act out on selective outrage. They lack awareness of their double standards and lack the capacity to be ashamed of the hypocrisy.

          In short: They’re entitled ignorant boorish assholes.

          • RoFaWh

            Over and over, the American right wing sends one message to serious people: the American system of public education is complete crap these days.

            Is it time to federalize public schools? Perhaps Madam President Clinton will look into this possibility.

        • RoFaWh

          “Nearly anything”? Surely you jest; “everything” would be more appropriate.

    • another_steve

      Never mind his “supporters” — a good number of mainstream, presumably sane Republicans are supporting him, albeit passively. The heads of the U.S. House and Senate, for instance.

      As others have been saying, the only reason he’s still considered a serious candidate is that the MSM give him countless hours of free airtime and gloss over his many crimes and indiscretions.

      He’s that good for their ratings.

      • Charlie 2001

        The fact the the MSM covers so Trump so extensively is turning into something positive. The are giving lots of attention now to his failings. Yesterday the PBS News Hour led with his tweet storm.

        • another_steve

          Yes, but I’m pretty sure the PBS News Hour attracts relatively few people who are prepared to vote for Trump.

          PBS better watch out. If Donald Trump wins and fills his Cabinet with Republican PBS-haters (there are many), PBS’s federal funding will be on the chopping block.

    • Bruno

      It’s because these acts are never treated by the media as scandals. If they’re mentioned at all, it’s fleeting. He’s able to distract them by creating different storylines every day.

      • Got that right. Clinton says something ambiguously positive about Sanders supporters some months back, it’s reported months later, and it’s like, “BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH NOW!”

        Trump spends the last week obsessing about and saying appallingly sexist things about a woman — on top of all the other horrid things he says daily — up to and including staying up all night to rage-tweet about her…and it’s, “Oh well, that’s Trump, he won’t lose any supporters and even the mainstream media and politicians don’t really care, let’s move on.”

  • Duane Dimitrov

    Lo and behold!

    Another revelation that would thoroughly discredit and disqualify any other candidate and to which Trump is (somehow?) immune.

    I guess because he’s the captain of the good ship White Ethnonationalism????

    • DaddyRay

      It is also sexist that being in porn is a positive for a man but makes a woman a slut

      • Todd20036

        Or the fact that being a slut is a good thing… if you are male, but a bad thing if you are female.

    • David Walker

      Shirley Temple would have one helluva time trying to sing “On the Good Ship White Ethnonationalism”. It doesn’t exactly come trippingly off the tongue. She would have to be taught white enthnonationalism. She’d have to be carefully taught. She was bright, so she’d probably ask what it meant, not just how to fit it into the song. She’d be carefully taught that, too.

  • another_steve

    “Donald Trump” and “porn” in the same sentence makes me want to vomit.

  • LackofFaithify

    Avert your eyes: THE END HAS COME! Crap, didn’t look away fast enough. Last image I’ll ever see is of Trump’s YUUUGE cameo and tiny penis. Sigh.

  • Stubenville

    How presidential.

    /s

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Rambie

      Oh Republicans, “Do as I say, not as I do.”

      • Traxley Launderette

        IOIYAR

  • DaddyRay

    How could this have been missed in the GOP Primary – how incompetent the GOP opposition researchers have to be

    • RoFaWh

      They turn a blind eye to anything that doesn’t fit their narrative.

    • cleos_mom

      But remember, many of “God’s people” of the male persuasion dote on lesbian pornography. Or, as they invariably call it, “girl on girl action.”

      You know the old joke: Roman Catholics don’t recognize Protestants as Christians. Fundamentalist Christians don’t recognize liberal believers as Christians. And Southern Baptist never, ever recognize each other at the liquor store.

    • Maybe for them it’s been like for the rest of us: There is just so much dirt on Donald, it’s difficult to pick anything specific from among it.

      Plus, honestly, “Donald cameo’d in a porno” is probably not going to get much traction save as a side observation in his ongoing psycho melt-down.

  • stuckinthewoods

    Trump broke champagne over the limo. The limo was called “Cheeto Cheeto Bang Bang”, which was also the name of the film. Trump played the Baron of Vulgaria too.

  • ByronK

    …and then he poured something over a bunny.

  • DumbHairyApe

    I think the subliminal message imparted by the bottle exploding all over a bunny is pretty obvious. Subtlety is not their strength.

    • OdieDenCO

      OMM should be alerted. will no one think of the little bunnies?

  • DumbHairyApe

    And, don’t forget this: Trump tried to negotiate a million dollar photo shoot for Marla Maples in Playboy.
    http://theslot.jezebel.com/donald-trump-reportedly-pressured-marla-maples-to-pose-1785615966

    • RoFaWh

      Drumpf is endlessly greedy about self-aggrandizement, but always at someone else’s expense. Think “other people’s money” and “other people’s skin”.

  • Henry Auvil

    As the great Mae West said, “I wouldn’t let him touch me. Even with a ten-foot pole.”

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • RealityBass

    It’s very hard for an orange guy in a suit to be a ten.

  • Dorothy Rothchild

    Wow. Talk about a boner shrinker.

  • David Milley

    Appropriately, the foam dribbled limply from the bottle.

  • Joe in PA

    Talk about a boner-killer. ;(

  • John T

    And since most Christians don’t even know what the word “hypocrisy” means, they’ll be lining up to vote for this guy because family values.

  • Butch Stephens

    So I see from the cover of this video that it stars the Bernaola twins. What’s with these rigtht wingers and incest? First Josh Duggar with his underage sisters, and now Trump appearing in a porn video featuring lesbian twin incest.

  • Cylux

    He was also in a Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust advert where he takes a bite out of it in the most unforgivable way possible.

  • leastyebejudged

    this article can be used for weight loss

  • Traxley Launderette

    Berlusconi cringes and shakes his head.

    “Too much,” he says, waving the image away with his hands.

  • infmom

    They paid him extra to keep his clothes on.

  • grada3784

    There was a lookalike Little Donnie in Meet the Spartans. He fires Spiderman, but loses his toupee to Spidey’s web.

  • JCF

    “Disgusting!”