Kayla Moore Has The Shitcanned Husband Sadz: Evil Dems Brought Him Down With A Prancing Drag Queen!

All hail Ambrosia Starling! Via tear-soaked press release:

The Foundation for Moral Law, a Montgomery-based legal foundation dedicated to strict construction of the Constitution according to its Framers, denounced the Court of the Judiciary’s Friday ruling suspending Chief Justice Roy Moore for the rest of his term.

President Kayla Moore declared, “The ruling today regarding our founder Chief Justice Roy Moore is nothing more than persecution of a Christian official. It is an effort to silence by threat of removal a liberal agenda. There were professionals in that courtroom–doctors, lawyers, judges, and more who all agreed that Chief Justice Moore was completely correct. Yet, the Court of the Judiciary suspended Chief Justice Moore without pay for the remainder of his term and is making him pay all expenses of trial! This has never happened before.”

President Moore further noted, “This small unelected group of people, mostly Democrats, have overturned an election of the people of Alabama. All these efforts are being led by a guy who dresses up like a woman and prances around on the stage. The good people of Alabama have had their votes taken away from them once again.”

The Foundation For Moral Law literally advocates for replacing the government at all levels with a “bible-believing” Christian theocracy. Roy Moore is its founder and was its president until winning reelection to the Alabama Supreme Court.ambrosiastarlingfmlabout

  • hdtex

    GOOD!

  • Lazycrockett

    Mz. Thing is just upset cause she’s going to have to start shopping at Walmart instead of Whole Foods.

    • Chucktech

      And I wonder how much he’ll be liable for in this proceeding?

      • BobSF_94117

        I’m thinking it’s gonna be a lot. Tens of thousands at least.

      • LackofFaithify

        And the GoFundMe/Kickstarter page goes up in 5, 4, 3, 2…..

    • Bluto

      puleeze, that’s what the help is for.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • madknits

    It doesn’t matter what those doctors and lawyers and judges agreed on, they’re still wrong.

    • Joe in PA

      And the ones that count say otherwise:

      the Court of the Judiciary suspended Chief Justice Moore….

      Hahahahaha

    • Nowhereman

      Exactly. How many Elvis sightings have been reported over the years since he died? It doesn’t matter–they are still wrong and Elvis is still dead.

      • Craig Howell

        D’oh!

  • LackofFaithify

    She should have known her enemies better: Drag Queens are the gay storm troopers of our vast army and conspiracy.

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    Their mythology does not trump the freedom of others.

  • Gustav2

    In a state where Dems and LGBT have little power, how the hell did you lose?

    Oh! He fucked up, really fucked up.

    • dcurlee

      I was gonna say. I’m in the south TN and nothing ever goes the democratic way. Glad to see an awakening

    • Who would’ve thought that defying federal law, deliberately committing legal malpractice, ordering other state officials to disobey the law upon threat of termination, grossly exceeding his authority as chief justice by issuing statements and orders as if he represented the entire Alabama Supreme Court, and causing the state to waste millions in taxpayer dollars defending the indefensible would have consequences? Boggles the mind.

      • Gustav2

        It’s just crazy!

      • BobSF_94117

        You left out violating his own oath of office.

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        • rickhfx

          But, praise Jeebus !

      • Raybob

        Closing arguments in his case:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDfruTT5KvE

    • Moore was taken down by his own arrogance. He has only himself to blame!

      • D. J.

        Well, Mat Staver’s arrogance helped. 🙀 😂

  • lymis

    “All these efforts are being led by a guy who dresses up like a woman and prances around on the stage.”

    Which has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that your husband wasn’t following the Constitution. Doesn’t matter whose equality he was shitting all over. It’s just delicious that a drag queen led this particular charge.

    If your husband had actually done his job, he wouldn’t be in this situation, and it wouldn’t matter who didn’t like him.

    He got his ass handed to him for blowing off the supreme court once before. Can’t say he couldn’t have seen this coming.

  • penpal

    There are so many more unqualified, prejudiced, bible-thumping theocrats in positions of authority. We must never be complacent about getting these people out of power. They are truly a threat to our freedoms and their sole purpose is to make as many people as miserable as possible.

    • Friday

      It’s not to be forgotten that when Moore didn’t need to make a stink, he knew exactly who to pass the hate-buck of his Dominionism down to.

  • Mike C

    PRANCE ON AMBROSIA! You DID it!

    • Gustav2
      • Chucktech

        O/T: Has anyone heard from Billbear? I haven’t noticed him posting recently.

        • PickyPecker

          He’s been taking a hiatus from politics/news as it was really starting to get to him. He’s been checking in mostly on weekends lately for a bit.

          • Bruno

            Oh yes. Weekends are the safest time. Not as many stories or scary polls.

        • Gustav2

          No I haven’t.

        • Brian Burleson

          Saw some posts by him around earlier this morning.

  • Friday

    Soooo…. the proxy of Moore’s political hate-lobby actually said somewhere they were brought down by a ‘prancing drag queen?’

    That’s OK. Further prancing practice starts tomorrow?

  • JaniceInToronto

    Foundation for Moral Law has a drag queen for President?
    Am I mistaken?

    • LackofFaithify

      You are indeed mistaken. The picture at the bottom is of our side, and just assuming the rambling text below is of the organizations website, but I don’t care enough to bother to check. hehe

      • JaniceInToronto

        Yeah. Had to read the article a couple of times.

        On the other hand, a drag queen might be a good choice for President of the Foundation for Moral Law. It would be a drastic improvement.

  • RoFaWh

    “…according to its framers…”

    Communications with the dead, eh? Isn’t that a form of witchcraft or magic, both of which are forbidden to believers?

    Or are you merely firing nonsense out of your ass as usual?

  • greenmanTN

    When drag queens are telling you “You might want to tone down the makeup a bit” you know you have hit bottom.

  • AtticusP

    Well, not exactly a “PRANCING queen” but… https://youtu.be/DGUmXBgPvrg

    • AtticusP

      Just noticed: I love the Brazilian subtitles! I feel so international! 🙂

  • Sam_Handwich

    i was unfamiliar with the backstory/Ambrosia Starling

    https://youtu.be/8gBQqrUaonc?t=48

    • pj

      go girl

    • IamM

      Ambrosia makes good points, unlike the grifters Moore.

    • Jay George

      She travels all over Alabama to share information and dispel hate though she’s not financially set up to afford it. She is the general in our army and I’m so proud of her.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Maybe Moore can start sing 2rump’s song.

    “They’re not being fair to me.”

    Meanwhile. Did that man prancing around in the dress join the judicial commission, hold a gun to their heads, or lecture them on Alabama law?

    Didn’t think so.

    • Bluto

      Should of thou.

  • Paula

    Kayla, shut up, you got nothing. That Buybull shit ain’t real!

    • LackofFaithify

      I’ve used the Expelliarmus spell on many occasions. That’s from the bible, right?

      • Paula

        Yes. Yes it is.

  • justmeeeee

    If only the good people of Alabama could have their votes taken away from them forever…and the good people of Texas, too…and the good people of South Carolina…and….

    • McSwagg

      Voter suppression is illegal, but I bet you already knew that.

  • bryan

    If only the Moores had not chosen the anti gay lifestyle, they might have made better parents of their frequently arrested, drug and alcohol dependent son.

  • madscntst

    Good God! I’ve seen drag queens use a lighter touch with makeup!

  • JeffreyMGr

    I just love drag queens!

  • Joe in PA

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, when you don’t like it they are “unelected judges”. Too bad, so sad. But here is what the Court of the Judiciary is made up of: Slouches, eh??

    The Court is composed of the following:

    An appellate judge selected by the Supreme Court from a court other than the Supreme Court — Ex officio Chief Judge of the Court

    Two circuit judges selection by the “District Judges’ Association”

    One district judge selected by the same.

    Two members of the Alabama State Bar and chosen by them.

    Three nonlegal professionals picked by the Governor of Alabama and agreed to by the Alabama Senate.

    • JaniceInToronto

      Uneducated amateurs, all of them. Poor Roy…

      /s

    • Gustav2

      It’s a conspiracy!

      • Jay George

        Damn straight it is. 😉

    • Chucktech

      Wow, doesn’t THAT just sound like a den of libtard Democrats…

      • Jay George

        I don’t know them, but I will about guarandamntee they are all republicans.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Joe is having too much fun with the term “shitcanned” today

    😀

    • Sam_Handwich

      the reason the term “shitcanned” makes me giggle ….. when i was like 7 years old, the mother of a friend who lived down the street used the term in front of my sister and me, but then quickly realized what she said and BEGGED us not to tell our mother! and she was a very nice lady who died way too young. Here’s to Mrs. C!

      • Joe in PA

        That had to be WAY fun to have a secret with an adult like that. A naughty secret. 🙂 Cool.

      • Helen Damnation

        Video or it didn’t happen! (Even my mom says “fuck” every once in a while, but somehow only in the company of others who also say “fuck”.)

        • I think the worst thing my mother let slip (other than using non-pc terms for certain groups of people’s national origin or religion) was shit. I remember in elementary school doing a “jumble” puzzle for a spelling test. I couldn’t figure out what it was besides SHIT. I knew the teacher would never have THAT on the test, so I left it blank. How was I to know that shit also uses the same letters as ‘this’, which was the answer sought for?

      • TuuxKabin

        In memory and honor of Mrs. C. and other elders we remember or know. Including our selves. Tomorrow is Love An Elder Day.

        http://loveanelder.org/love-an-elder-day/

  • PickyPecker
    • Menergy

      LOLZ!

  • Jimmy Joe

    Well I need to prance down to the supermarket to get something for dinner. Then I will prance back home and prance into the kitchen to cook it.

  • You think that’s bad? Wait until we REALLY unleash our righteous furor, honey. Oh wait…is cocktail hour next up on the gay agenda? I guess the total destruction of your mortal soul will have to wait until tomorrow.

    • edrex

      we will resume our political agenda tomorrow at 1:00 PM. please stay tuned.

  • Oikos
  • Christopher

    Everyone knows the Golden Rule…

    NEVER PISS OFF A DRAG QUEEN!

    • Jay George

      She was out at that protest all day yesterday in spike heels. I don’t know how she does it. It was like an eight hour protest too.

    • Cattleya1

      I think Tolkien said something like -‘never try the patience of wizards – for they are subtle and quick to anger’. Drag queens make wizards look like rank amateurs.

  • Hank

    The Foundation For Moral Law literally advocates for replacing the government at all levels with a “bible-believing” Christian theocracy. Roy Moore is its founder and was its president https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/50037f9d466290f815ae8cd3eca3cc9ec135f676c02a12a07444421a9deea159.jpg

  • Frostbite

    I’m guessing we could round up just as many professionals, from a variety of vocations, who would rather see this idiot shipped off of North America. Be happy he was only suspended sweetie.

  • Nowhereman

    Well see, here’s the deal. The United States of America is not a christian nation. Never has been, never will be. It doesn’t matter if the voters pass a law by 99.9%–you are STILL not allowed to kill us because you think your religion wants you too. Once again, news flash, this is NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION.

    • Helen Damnation

      Amen, god damn it!

  • edrex

    I told Roy Moore that if he didn’t get his shit together, we’d UNLEASH THE DRAG QUEENS!!! But he wouldn’t listen.

  • kareemachan

    Well, they’re both special little snowflakes.

  • Smokey
  • Ninja0980

    Shouldn’t you and your hubby be focused on your drug addicted son versus trying to impose Christian law on the rest of us?

    • Chucktech

      They done lost that boy to Satan. So, back to homos and drag queens and jeezis.

      • Homo Erectus

        But their god sez they should take that boy to the edge of town and stone him to death.

      • abel

        Besides, they can’t make money off their son, while they can grift forever on “teh gayz.”

  • Sk3ptic

    It’s the future, bitches! Get used to it!

  • Derrick Johns

    I’m embarrassed and ashamed that I don’t know what “Sadz” means. I ‘ve looked it up on my Yayoo search engine, but still don’t know . And remember I’m up in age now (but still kinda’ cute, I think)
    Help me somebody! What does Sadz mean?

    • Oikos
      • worstcultever

        Somehow I think the lolcats meme was involved originally too … first it was “I haz a sad” but of course being lolcats they just kept adding z’s everywhere

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4343467824fb1b3603ea8e8ee78d863275e38ac20291990d906eeb296c11df55.jpg

        • Jay George

          The first place I saw it was lolcats and its usage expanded to take its rightful place on the interwebs yooniverse. 🙂

          • Derrick Johns

            Thank you all for educating me on internet dialogue. I felt so stupid, but now I just need a sip of vodka.
            Have a wonderful weekend, young folks.

          • MB

            Enjoy your vodkaz 🙂

          • Jay George

            If you drinks enuff, u will haz teh drunkz. 😀

          • MB

            Ti martunniz pluhz. . . thankz vou yery muczh.

          • IamM

            Histrionic, public wailing and gnashing of teeth in response to not always getting their way when they’re completely in the wrong.

    • LackofFaithify

      It’s the internet version of “sad.” But with a sarcastic meaning attached towards the person who has the sadz.

    • Basically it’s slang for deep sadness, depression, and disappointment, a kind of self-perpetuating ruined day, week, and month.

      There’s also a degree of condescension, as if the sadness is mostly self-inflicted.

  • PickyPecker
  • Captain Obvious

    P.S. Roy, you don’t have to give up your dignity too. But, since you don’t mind…

  • shivadog

    Getting their asses handed to them by a drag queen only makes this more awesome. Suck it haters.

    • Jay George
      • MB

        Vampirella ????

        • Jay George

          Ambrosia Starling who spearheaded the campaign to remove Roy Moore from office. 🙂

          • Jude Newton

            She’s been awesome. Been following her progress for the last year. What a fearless champion!

      • Statistics Palin

        She looks stern and theatrical.

      • Jude Newton

        Ambrosia Starling FINALLY got a twitter account. 🙂
        @All_NotSome

        • Jay George

          Thank you! 🙂

          • Jude Newton

            She got it in May of this year and rarely tweeted. I thought I had the wrong account. Then finally she started tweeting.

          • Jay George

            I always forget to go on Twitter myself until somebody here posts something I want to like. 140 characters is just too hard for me. 😀

  • SFBruce

    It looks like Moore has started has campaign for governor.

  • Paula

    And remember! Without pay! 😄😄😄😄😄

    • BobSF_94117

      The sad thing is he’ll make plenty on the talk circuit, at least for a while, and he has plenty of free time.

    • Uncle Mark

      Without pay !! That’s worse than retirement….or as my grandmother quipped, “Twice the man; half the income.” Poor Kayla’s gotta look at his fugly face at home all the time now.

      • Jay George

        They’ll be out at the Foundation promoting their permanent outrage while sending out a bunch of money begs to their semi-literate followers who will gladly forgo a dentist trip or a visit to the doctor to fund their religious hatred.

        • Uncle Mark

          They’d be grifting no matter what. People are less likely to contribute if they see that their efforts and money will go down the drain…especially during tough economic times. If this POS won, they would be using this case as a rallying cry for more money…telling their minions that ‘this is only the beginning of the victories; please give to the cause.’

  • BobSF_94117

    It is an effort to silence by threat of removal a liberal agenda.

    Read that slowly. And I’m not even going to start commenting on the punctuation in the press release.

    • LackofFaithify
    • Jamie_Johnson

      It does smack of a press release hastily written, not proofread, and just sent out as quickly as possible. Did Kayla really not think Roy was going to lose? Did they so believe their own lies that they didn’t bother to prepare a press release lamenting their loss?

      I guess they’ll have to cancel the fireworks and find their own ride home. Again.

      • BobSF_94117

        It’s smacks of grifty cocktail hour at the Moore abode.

    • safari

      She’s missing words.

      • safari

        by using a liberal agenda
        through a liberal agenda
        with a liberal agenda

        There’s the start of a dependent clause missing.

        • LackofFaithify

          And I am unfamiliar with “courtroom-doctors.” Do they all have medical personnel now? What about nurses?

          • safari

            I think you just found a new show to pitch to NBC.

          • LackofFaithify

            When your key witness has been poisoned by the mob boss on trial, there is only one last hope: Courtroom-Doctors!

      • MB

        Bigly words, a lot of the bestiest words.

    • Gustav2

      It’s difficult to write well through the Sadz.

      • BobSF_94117

        I assume that, in this case, Sadz is a rutabaga-based alcoholic beverage popular in Poland.

    • Cboulder

      Thank you! Someone should tell Mrs. Moore that it’s okay to edit your word-salad before emptying it into a microphone. Sometimes, I too get so upset that I can’t speak clearly, but usually I can take a deep breath, exhale and compose myself. Give it a try Kayla.

    • Acronym Jim

      “I do not think that sentence means what you think it means.”

  • greenmanTN

    That’s what I get for skimming the article. I thought the bottom picture was judge Moore’s wife.

    • LackofFaithify

      Only on the weekends.

    • Hank

      I thought it was Judge Moore in private!!! /s

  • Cuberly

    Wait, now it’s “Christian persecution™”? I thought it was about the rule of law, according to pouty-pants Roy & moaning Matty.

    • EweTaw

      I read “poultry pants” and it got me started thinking.

      • Cuberly

        Ooooo…perfect spot for a favorite….

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY

        • EweTaw

          Pickypepper? Where are you?

        • EweTaw

          Picky Pecker! Where are you? Save us!

          • Cuberly

            PP got some moves he does… 😉

        • Jay George

          O_O

  • Bluto

    reason # 735 why drag Queens are awesome; can destroy a well-deserving bigoted state judge with just one fabulous fell swoop.

  • Bruno

    Did someone say “prancing drag queen”? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlbg01xXiY

    • Tigernan Quinn

      COME ON, WITHOUT PAY!

  • Bill

    In the future, when a man puts his hand on the bible and swears to uphold the Constitution, we should be sure they know the Constitution ISN’T the bible their hand is on.

  • Ernest Endevor

    It is an effort to silence by threat of removal a liberal agenda. Huh? Not so much with the English type talky-talky there, Kayla.

  • worstcultever

    YAY

    America 1, Dark Ages 0

    And all this prancing reminds me, I’ve got to get back to my workouts

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

    • safari

      I must admit it’d certainly be a … liberating … workout. In public. Though, I’d lose the jewels.

      • EweTaw

        I have a couple of jogging partners who have no problem skipping down out of City Creek Canyon, all of us doing the Can Can. It helps if we’re all listening to Offenbach at the same time.

    • LackofFaithify

      I wear those same ear rings and necklace when I go to the gym!

    • The_Wretched

      My, those are tight pants.

    • Treant

      That’s not a camel toe, that’s a camel fjord.

    • Maggie 4NoH8

      That’s not Jennifer Rohrbach’s sister is it???

  • TuuxKabin

    “This has never happened before.” Well you can’t say that anymore.

  • Paula

    Kayla, don’t forget to say Former Chief Justice Roy Moore.

    • Xuuths

      I believe he gets to keep his title.

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t
    Matthew is now a Cat 4 hurricane in the Caribbean, could do some horrible damage over next few days….Jamaica, Cuba, etc 🙁

    and then it’s expected to weaken and may flirt with the east coast late next week.

    https://www.wunderground.com/hurricane/atlantic/2016/Hurricane-Matthew

    • Gustav2

      Every Matthew I have ever met was just a flirt.

      • BobSF_94117

        They always have great hair.

        • safari

          I can assure you both I’m an awkward flirt and have mad scientist hair.

          • BobSF_94117

            Are you named Matthew?

          • safari

            Yessir.

          • BobSF_94117

            Swooon, mad hair and all…

    • Bruno

      So tRump is having a lackey at Toys R Us getting supplies as we speak?

    • Hank

      I am keeping my eye on it for south Florida

    • BobSF_94117

      Wow. It was a 2 this morning.

    • BobSF_94117

      Another site at least has it weakening to a 3 before striking Jamaica.

  • MB
    • IamM

      I’ve long used the phrase, “poison cactus dildo award” to express that sentiment.

  • LackofFaithify

    “This has never happened before.” Well, I mean, not since the last time it happened. Judicial-snark.

  • Blake J Butler

    To be fair, that drag queen is more of a better person on the inside than the Moores. Don’t be jealous kayla that Ambrosia has a fabulous wardrobe and makeup than you do. Your hubby can’t impose his beliefs where it don’t belong.

    To quote Violet from 9 to 5 ” HA HA HA HA (blows raspberry)”.

  • JT

    You’re especially sensitive to drag queens, are you, honey? Is hubby on the down low and getting what he likes down there? You’re almost there though. Just a little more make up and you’ll be Kay Lamour. Maybe hubby will give you a second look then.

  • anne marie in philly

    your husband is an ignorant putz, the USA is NOT an xstain nation, there is no god, and you are one ugly bitch! bwhahahahahahahahaha! LOSERS! bye, felicia!

  • Princess Lardass

    “The ruling today regarding our founder Chief Justice Roy Moore is nothing more than persecution of a Christian official.” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1cbbc531cc4358b67ae21c2c306849557bb773fd2f904331c2a2b7eb17a519d2.gif

  • Bill Post

    Prancing.. I prefer mintzing

  • Jay George
  • Xuuths

    Sorry, dear, but there’s no such thing as a christian official. There’s only an official. What they do in their private religious lives, like sitting on the toilet, isn’t a fit subject for public discussion.

    • westford

      The sad thing is, as much sense as we have, Kayla will never read thsi.

      But it’s therapeutic for us!

      • EweTaw

        Yup.

      • Cboulder

        Amen!

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    “The ruling today regarding our founder Chief Justice Roy Moore is nothing more than persecution of a Christian official”

    Problem #1 honey, this is the USA, we don’t have “Christian Officials” in our government. That’s essentially Sharia law.

    Problem #2. If you think Christian Officials are a good thing, do tell me, which of the several thousand variations of Christianity will govern us? Will we use lions or boiling oil to deal with those infidels that don’t agree with the ruling class denomination?

    Also, I’m guessing your world includes mixed fibers and shellfish, so fuck you.

    • westford

      I agree Larry – I eat shrinp, lobster and (God knows) PORK with gusto! Kayla pretends to follow the bible!

      • EweTaw

        My favorite chinese take out has a specialty dish they call “Happy Family.” It’s a stir fry that contains beef, ham, pork, shrimp, lobster and scallops. Lots of sliced onion, ginger, shallots, some celery, peppers and bean sprouts. Is very, very good. Is very, very not Kosher.

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        And not just in Chinese food, right?

  • That photo of the angry woman is truly disgusting! Not Ambrosia Starling. The other photo. The woman standing behind Moore.

    • IamM

      Both actually.

  • Bruno

    Meanwhile…
    Southern Conference doesn’t want to ‘punish’ N.C., so won’t pull championships
    http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2016/09/southern-conference-doesnt-want-punish-n-c-wont-pull-championships/

  • Kayla Moore banned me from her Facebook page, but (heh-heh) she might not have banned *you* … yet…

    • Jay George

      Wow, you earned a block? Good for you. She only ever deletes the stuff I post. Usually it vanishes in minutes.

    • westford

      She may have just banned me – or everybody. The page just went down. What an idiot. But, what did I expect? I was entirely civil, there were many Christians, but I did not cuss out anyone. I repect religious people – to a degree.

      Kayla would like to blame non-Christians and non-professionals (FWIW: she mentions the local professionals in the audience) for her husband’s downfall, but I just pointed out the facts of their OWN ALABAMA judiciary committee giving him the boot.

      • Jay George

        How dare you use logic and facts? Kayla Moore only deals in negative emotions and mendacity. 😀 If her page went down (I hope) it means she was getting flooded with posts contrary to her hateful beliefs. (yay)

    • MB

      Do you haz teh SADZ ?

  • Clive Johnson

    “”This person (Starling) and some of the people around her, would have been said to have a mental disorder-gender identity disorder according to the Diagnostic Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association,” Moore said last month.[April]”

    http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/05/who_is_ambrosia_starling_roy_m.html

    Moore has a textbook case of Conservative Locked-In Syndrome: A pervasive incuriosity, narrowness of understanding, a refusal to update one’s beliefs with new information, lack of self-insight, and a culturally delayed understanding of social realities.

    • Bruno

      Not to mention false invincibility given that he was able to get back into the office he was kicked out of before. I guess that’ll continue with a governorship campaign.

    • The_Wretched

      The DSM doesn’t say that anymore.

    • Gianni

      And where did she get her Psychology degree?

  • Jack

    “It is an effort to silence by threat of removal a liberal agenda.”

    Did that really appear in print? Ohm.

    “There were professionals in that courtroom–doctors, lawyers, judges, and more who all agreed that Chief Justice Moore was completely correct.”

    Doctors? I assume she means MDs. And what do they have to do with judicial ethics?

    “This small unelected group of people,”

    Moore was elected, but other judges aren’t? Interesting.

  • Michael Smith

    “a Montgomery-based legal foundation dedicated to strict construction of the Constitution according to its Framers,”

    If you have ever read the Federalist Papers, you’d know that the Framers were against electing judges in the first place.

    • EweTaw

      I haven’t bothered reading the Federalist Papers since I was a freshman in college, but on thing Hamilton, Jay or Madison wrote has always stuck with me. Something about the way to diminish the impact of factions is to create more factions? Still makes sense to me.

      • Cboulder

        Probably Madison,but maybe not. As I remember he was a fierce opponent of factionalism. That said, his warning of the dangers of impassioned majorities and the the threat they pose for the individual, and to disfavored minorities; is something I regularly ponder whenever someone proposes some bullshit referendum to strip minority rights or liberties (like the anti-gay and anti-trans referenda that were, and still are, so popular with social conservatives who’s veneration of the Constitution is nearly as shallow as their understanding of its limits.

  • The_Wretched

    The “liberal agenda” here is “Follow the rulings of the US SCT.” Yes, very liberal that idea that’s been around since Marbury v Madison in 1803.

  • bkmn

    Kayla you ignorant slut, you and your holier than thou husband brought this on yourselves by imposing your religious views on others.

  • Treant

    Kayla, honey, it was your own hubris what brung you low. Repent and live the rest of your life caring for kids, animals, or the homeless or something.

    Also, never fuck with a drag queen. She’ll glitter your sorry ass and that’ll be the end of it.

    • safari

      “I’m gonna glitter yo ass!” Vaguely menacing, yet something I’d like to witness for myself.

      • Jay George

        I think a few glitter bombs to the Foundation for Moral Law would be fitting.

  • Matt

    Even public election decisions can be unconstitutional, silly woman. You’re on the wrong side of morality, of history, and of humanity. Roy Moore is a fraud whose only wish is to inflict as many people as possible with his backwards religious beliefs. He must feel better when he knows he’s many so many as miserable as he is.

  • Hank
    • Jay George

      Yep.

    • EweTaw

      Kayla’s uncle Adolf.

  • JellyDonut

    Justice served!

  • Luther Kreiger

    Sure, she and the hubby are whining in public, but you just know behind closed doors they’re both going “YE$$$$$! Front row ticket to gettin’ paid on the Poor Christian Martyr™ Train! Maybe even a future governorship with the Religious Oppression Points this is worth!”

  • D. J.

    Get over it Kayla. The real purpose of “The Foundation for Moral Law” was, is and will continue to be to funnel as much money into your family’s coffers as you can get your hayseed sheeple to throw into it.
    Do you think we’ve forgotten that Caleb was given a fancy title and put on the payroll?
    Kayla, bless your tiny little heart, we all know you’ve done your share of prancing.
    Hell, you pranced yourself right onto that stage and in front of that microphone today.
    So, it’s best to not go pointing your swollen self righteous fickled finger of fate at anybody else.
    Grifting does not constitute an honest living and it certainly doesn’t place you on a high road or “moral” high ground, unless you are aiming to live in the bottom of a rock quarry.

  • William

    If the Moores need money, they can appoint Roy the chairman of their charity/foundation.

    • TrollopeReader

      i think the charity / foundation still “owes” Mr. Moore around $ 300,000 ….

  • Jude Newton

    Yeah but now you can achieve your true dream of starting a “church” & become the 21st Century’s version of Tammy Lee Bakker.

    • EweTaw

      However, to do that you need to first become a Mary Kay franchise.

      • Gianni

        😀 That would be worthwhile seeing.

        • EweTaw

          I’d gladly toodle around town in a pink Cadillac.

    • Gianni

      Just for the record: I recall she was Tammy Faye Bakker.

      • Jude Newton

        Your recollection is correct. 🙂

  • westford

    Joe, is that the “guy who dresses up like a woman and prances around on the stage.”? (Title picture) Or, is that Kayla? I’m serious. I don’t know Alabama reality – thank God. I’ve been to 46 of the 50 states – that was part of my job at the time – but not to Alabama, Mississippi, Alaska or North Dakota.

    Of course, I’ve been to P-town and seen more than a few men in drag (most identify as straight!), but here we are talking Kayla’s perceptions of reality, (comma) and not reality itself.

  • Robert Conner

    Talibangelicals have every intention of subjecting America to the fundamentalist Christian version of sharia law. In their sick vision of America, the church IS the state, first and foremost a state with the power to officially murder the LGBT community. That is precisely the state-sponsered regime of murder they have implanted in Uganda. Given the power to do so, these shit-eating loons would take the entire world back to the 12th century. That the more unhinged among them have murdered abortion providers should be evidence enough of their ultimate intentions.

    • westford

      Yes, but I think in these United States, there is also in backward places like ALABAMA, (whoops, I actually typed that and my computer just won’t erase it) a perception that religion trumps (and I don’t use that word lightly) our constitution.

      Oh, I’m actually saying what you said, just in different words!

    • NedFlaherty

      Muslims have Sharia Law and Christians have Maria Law.

      Maria Law is named after the virgin birther whom arch-conservative Roman Catholics fetishize with all sorts of insane Mariolatry (what Protestants call the idol-worship of Mary) involving special vocabulary, prayer, song, ceremonies, images, poetry, holidays, shrines, and miracles.

      The horny, non-masturbating, teen boys who comprise the Red-Caped Loons (“American Society For The Defense Of Tradition, Family, And Property”) practice their own, specialized form of Mariolatry.

      Despite virtually no education, and despite no modern science at all, religious extremists decided: in 431 C.E., that Mary must have given birth as a virgin in 0 B.C.E.; in the 12th century, that she lived near Ephesus, Turkey; and in 1881 that an old stone cottage found on Mount Nightingale was the “House of the Virgin Mary” where she must have lived until her body simply floated upward into Heaven.

  • Justandra

    He had plenty of opportunities to back off but the god in him told him to go on fighting…now god says “gotcha bitch”. Now he can play martyr, which is what he wants anyway.

  • Matthew Delemos

    The price of freedom is eternal vigilance over those who worship subjugation. Those who find comfort in slavery are among the worst enemies of our species.

  • SoCalVet

    I love that he has to pay the court costs too. That’s rich.

  • Rex

    Suck it darlin’

  • Sporkfighter

    Fuckin’ A! We need more prancing drag queens!

    • Craig Howell

      Also Fuckin’ B! Not to mention Fuckin’ C!

  • Duane Dimitrov

    How is the destruction of our republic and its replacement with a theocracy “strict constructionism”?

    Not that I’m lending credence to that Scalia-generated garbage judicial “philosophy.”

  • Thorn Spike

    Nothing like a Prancing Drag Queen to bring a straight man to his knees.

  • Ginger Snap

    I have mor class taking a dump than this woman has. Yes it’s a vision but it makes my point.

  • Gianni

    Kayla, dear, You are as big a douche as your old man. AND just as dumb. He took an oath to uphold and support the Constitution of the USA. The jurisdiction of the Federal Supreme Court in matters of constitutionality has been long established. Your husband tried to squirm around that jurisdiction for no other reason than his Christian-based animosity (possibly hatred) toward gay people. As you can now see, THAT wasn’t considered legal, no matter he was Chief Justice of your State Supreme Court. Having loyalty to your husband is one thing, but it doesn’t require that you also be a dumbass like he is.

    • Friday

      Her husband’s inherently an oathbreaker for sitting there in the American justice system while agitating for the overthrow of American law via Christian Dominionism. She’s a part of the same movement and group. I think her previous spewings in the media mean ‘hate’ is by no means too strong a word, actually.

  • shrumpi

    Drag queens have ALWAYS been at the forefront of the fight for LGBT equality. This makes me so happy…

    • LeeCMH

      Stonewall.

    • kcken

      Never ever mess with a drag queen…they’ll kick the shit out of you, and look fabulous doing it..

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Whine all you want honey, no one of worth cares what you think. Fact is, the hegemony that was Christian rule is slowly but surely coming to an end. Oh, it may take awhile yet, but it’s coming and not just Christianity,but religion in general. Soon the world will be free of the yoke that is religion and then we will shout, paraphrasing MLK: “Free at last, free at last, thank logic and reason, we are free at last!”

    • LeeCMH

      Yes free thought and reason will finally free the masses.

  • LeeCMH

    “The good people of Alabama have had their votes taken away from them once again.” –Ms Moore.

    The operative phrase here is ” once again.”

    They are still fighting the Civil War.

    • Friday

      Or it’s their fault they voted to re-elect someone after he got the boot for ethics and civil rights violations?

  • sfmike64

    Who knew drag queens were ALL FUCKING POWERFUL.

    Well. i, for one, am not surprised.

  • Tempus Fuggit

    Kayla? Sweetie pie? 1981 called; it wants its hair back.

  • Ambrosia Starling for governor in 2018 – when that ill-mannered oaf Roy Moore also runs for Governor . . .

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  • Igby

    Stepping back to take a look at the big picture, does this ruling mean that god adores prancing drag queens and abhors Roy Moore?

    • Scotterz

      Only if he had won. Since he lost, this is just a test of his faith. Those lucky christians get to have it both ways because they are able to twist the words of jeebus so it always makes them right.

  • Randy503

    “My husband, the most manly of men, done in my a fag prancing around in spandex! What is the world coming to? I can’t be raptured fast enough, I mean, seriously, God, what are you waiting for?”

  • Some Where

    “When asked about the actions of the ‘Christian official’, Jesus Christ replied ‘I don’t know anyone named Roy Moore, and he certainly doesn’t know me.'”

  • YakHerder

    “It is an effort to silence by threat of removal a liberal agenda.” ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE DO YOU NEED HELP

    • Tempus Fuggit

      Good question; Yoda she ain’t.

  • YakHerder

    “There were professionals in that courtroom–doctors, lawyers, judges, and more who all agreed that Chief Justice Moore was completely correct. Yet, the Court of the Judiciary suspended Chief Justice Moore without pay for the remainder of his term and is making him pay all expenses of trial!”

    Yeah because those random people ARE NOT THE ONES DECIDING THE TRIAL. Imagine that!

  • JCF

    “All these efforts are being led by a guy who dresses up like a woman and prances around on the stage.”

    To paraphrase the immortal Antonio Vargas (in “Car Wash”): “More woman than you’ll ever be, and more man than you’ll ever get!”

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