Duggar Family: God’s Love Has Totally Redeemed Josh From All That Incest, Molestation, Porn, and Adultery

According to a Facebook message posted this afternoon by the Duggar Family, Josh Duggar is once again living the traditional one-man one-woman marriage that God Intended™ now that White Jesus has forgiven him for all those non-Jesus-y transgressions that cost him his gig as a hate group leader and cost the family millions of dollars of reality show dough. Whether Josh can be redeemed for his new job as a used car salesman, however, seems highly unlikely. (Via Christian Nightmares.)

  • bkmn

    Somethings seems off but I can’t put my finger in it.

    • grada3784

      Ask Josh. I’ll bet he can.

      • SoCalVet

        If it’s one of his sisters, he already has.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    She looks just like one his sisters. Oh wait – OMG, I just thought of something!

  • SoCalVet

    He’s now free to start judging LGBT people again. Hallelujah!

    • abel

      But look carefully at the woman. That smile has real fear in it, and the eyes are pleading, “Get me out of this!!!”

      • PianoGuy

        OMG…..I didn’t see that until I read your comment. I agree!

        • Alex Klebenow

          I did not either.

      • Alex Klebenow

        She DOES have that “deer in the headlights” look about her!!

      • thatotherjean

        Absolutely. He looks complacent. She looks trapped.

      • Grumpy Old Man

        And that smile is really trying to fade but something to the side of the camera is keeping that smile there.

    • GayOldLady
      • MB

        ♪ ♫ Amazing Race, how sweet the sound ♪ ♫

        • Oh’behr

          Oh, that’s what the song was really about. I didn’t know. Dammit. Lol.

      • PeterC

        Just as well; he certainly has a checkered past.

  • Oikos

    The Facebook comments are sickening bullshit about god’s forgiveness and how wonderful Josh is for not currently molesting children.

    • These people would sooner kick out a gay cold then admit they enable sexual predators.

    • Nychta

      “…How wonderful Josh is for not currently molesting children.” Sheesh. Next thing you know they’ll be calling him “presidential.”

    • Mike__in_Houston

      With “currently” being the operative word. He’ll be back at it next week. Just like Anthony Weiner…

  • Oikos
  • Captain Obvious
    • bkmn

      And just in time for JimBob to push to get the family back on the teevee! The Touching Little Children network can’t pass them up now that Josh has re-jeebied.

  • grada3784

    In other words, God gave Josh an “Anything Goes, Get out of Jail Free” card.

    • Oh’behr

      … and for life, because Jesus.

  • Lazycrockett

    Horse Shit.

  • Harley

    Yea. Just give it a couple years.

    • BobSF_94117

      Years?

  • Todd

    ‘Please give us more money again …..’

  • MikeBx2

    Imagine all the different bedroom rolls his wife has to play in trying to hang onto her man. After all, that’s the woman’s job, right? /s

    • clay

      Ted Haggard’s wife has it easier– she just has to peg him a twist his nipples. Ms. Duggar has to dress slutty and let him strangle her.

  • CatCope

    Isn’t it so heartwarming (BARF) that you can commit so many disgusting things & then ‘gawd’s’ love makes it all better. Makes me sorry I am an atheist. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It’s easy for God to “forgive” when the statute of limitations is expired.

  • Mark

    dumb bitch. she had her chance to run screaming the hell away from him – her gawd is an idiot

  • PickyPecker
    • karmanot

      absolutely fabulous

  • Oikos

    How long before he gets caught with a new Ashley Madison type account?

  • JT

    Duggar Family: God’s Love Has Totally Redeemed Josh From All That Incest, Molestation, Porn, and Adultery

    “… but we still keep a close eye on what he does with his fingers.”

    • As far as I’m concerned, any parent who leaves their child anywhere near him is complicit in what’ll inevitably happen.

    • popebuck1

      There was a song we used to sing in (Presbyterian) Sunday school:

      Be careful, little hands, what you do
      Be careful, little hands, what you do
      For the Father up above is looking down at you
      So be careful, little hands, what you do.

      Yeah, upon reflection, that really is as creepy as it sounds.

  • Uh huh. Just like all those Catholic clergy who were ‘cured’ of their pedophilia through wishing really hard it was so (i.e., ‘prayer’).

  • Frommer_Gast

    So glad to hear this!

  • RoFaWh

    If you find yourself debating with a fundie, remind them that total forgiveness is only given the first time you are reborn. After that, you’re just another sinner.

    This isn’t, afaik, actually dogma but it sounds good and may shut up a fundie or two.

  • PickyPecker
  • Ninja0980

    How nice, what do his victims have to say about that?

    • They’ve been brainwashed into forgiving him for sexually molesting them. Except for the one that isn’t actually a Duggar family member.

  • BobSF_94117

    Is there anything as heartwarming as a congratulatory tweet from a family official?

  • Henry Auvil

    I hope Anna took the precaution of getting spayed while he was away at “the home”.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Oh No! Her job from birth was to never mess with what god gave her, spread her legs any time her husband wants, keep him and the entire family full, clean and happy and to bare as many children as her poor body can regardless of cost or care of them. All this according to a very old book that often contradicts it’s self and many of the rules are so outdated that some are overlooked at the pastor’s discretion.

  • PickyPecker
    • That loathsome goddamned toad… One of Josh’s victims was a TODDLER!

      FFS…

      • grada3784

        Yeah, but incest is just so cool. And it’s Biblical too.

        • Yeah.

          Huckabee: Incest is fine. Sexual molestation of a child is fine. Hiring prostitutes for sex is fine. Gobbling down porn is fine. But 2 dudes sleeping with each other is an unforgivable abomination.

          • TrollopeReader

            and don’t forget his wishing he could ‘peek’ into the girls shower when *he* was in high school (and probably today, too)

          • Added it to the list on edit.

          • Robert Wright

            Huckabee is a joke. It’s obvious he has something to hide. Like some past sexual escapade in a man’s toilet.

      • What else should you expect from someone who taught his son to torture and kill helpless animals?

    • Canadian Observer

      I didn’t realize incest came with a “near in age” escape hatch.

      • zhera

        If you upgrade to the White Jeeziz package, you get all sorts of nifty tools!

    • zhera

      Let’s not talk about consent. That’s the Devil’s playground!

    • GayOldLady

      Hmmmmm! “the girls were almost teenagers”. Well if it was a gay person having sex with an “almost” teenager they wouldn’t be saying that. And incest is incest I don’t care what age you are.

      • marshlc

        Consent. Consent. Consent.

    • Goodboy

      What is it with these finger pointing hypocrites and their sick fuck kids.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d455a7efbff8468629c467df5944bb465a43029d163c862bf3bfc7363cc093c4.jpg

  • Ninja0980

    Isn’t it nice how you don’t have to be held accountable for your actions if you say Jeebus forgives you?

  • Rex

    At least his current profession will make use of his lying, cheating, and deceiving skills.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Bj Lincoln

      Perfect!

      • Mike__in_Houston

        But…but…but…it’s so fuckin *easy*, man. And I’ll bet he didn’t even say a single Hail Mary…

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  • Macbill

    His wife has been instructed to play-act various types: a lost schoolgirl; the naughty hooker; the horny school marm; etc.

  • MB

    Josh’s binary sins haven’t been forgiven or redeemed, he just doesn’t know it yet.

    • TuuxKabin

      I just sent that to him.

  • clay
  • grada3784

    The day will come when he pulls a Mel Gibson and then we’ll be able to talk about skullduggary.

    But just for now, I guess Tony Perkins and FRC will be hiring him back, seeing as how he’s been forgiven and all.

    • clay

      He can manage their coffee shop!

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    Horse shit. I don’t know what else to say.

  • penpal

    No. Last I checked, adultery was a sin that is punishable by death, according to the holy book they themselves uphold. There is no mercy for the sinner who cheats on his spouse. There is only death. So says the lord.

  • The_Wretched

    Let’s not forget the adult film actress he paid to date and beat up (twice).

    • Clive Johnson

      In his haste to forgive Josh, he totally forgot about Josh’s victim. Oops.

      • BearEyes

        hate it when that happens

  • delk

    So lets see…

    As a good christian I cannot bake a cake for a same-sex marriage, but I can be totally ok with somebody that shoved his fingers into his four-year-old sister’s vagina.

    • Ben in Oakland

      thqt’s because cake is good, and vaginas are bad.

  • zhera

    I pitied his wife when all of this happened. No more pity for her. she chooses to have him close to her children. That makes her as guilty as him should there be any new ‘youthful mistakes’.

  • BobSF_94117

    Something makes me think they’re more grateful for TLC’s residuals than God’s redemptive love…

    • zhera

      Do you think the family would’ve welcomed him back if TLC had put the foot down?

      /silly questions are silly

  • VodkaAndPolitics
    • Xuuths

      Mis-translation. I believe it is “and fondle them not…”

    • Bj Lincoln

      That makes it ok then. Makes it easier for the family to ‘forgive’ him and welcome his sick ass home……again. Bets on how long it takes him to ‘slip’? I give him 6 months.

      • McSwagg

        “Slip, Slide IN, Away …”

        (*Apologies to Paul Simon.)

  • Jonathan Renteria-Elyea

    Feeling worn out from a life of marital infidelity, molesting innocents, & demonizing gays? Try God’s redemptive love today!

  • Michael R

    They forgot to announce Josh’s new day care center reality tv program

    http://s12.postimg.org/ekq5zewrh/joshbaby_QQQ.jpg

    • Ben in Oakland

      I heard that joke when I was SIX.
      I just told it to my husband the other day.

      • agcons

        I heard it many years ago too, but it’s a Golden Oldie.

  • AtticusP

    I’m hoping that Anna has a whole pile of condoms in her bedside drawer.

    I wouldn’t let that little fucker within 20 yards of me without one if I were her.

  • DoctorDJ

    (Love the trade mark. Does Jesus own that, or Joe?)

  • olandp

    Was there any doubt?

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Kinda OT but another religious cult nutsack.

    Hasidic Man Convicted Of Gang Assault In Brutal Beating Of Gay Black Man
    http://gothamist.com/2016/09/24/hasidic_man_gang_assault.php

  • PianoGuy

    Thank God……I finally can stop fasting.

    • Jeffg166

      You must be thin as a rail by now.

  • MB
  • Sam_Handwich

    jebus won’t let Josh use his sisters as mittens no mo.

    • westford

      Wait a few months – if they are letting him anywhere near his sisters they are the stupidest people on the face of this planet

  • why isn’t jeebus a floor wax? i have wood floors in this house and i could really use Him. he would wash away all the kitty hair, wine spill stains, that annoying dirt from the back door that you just can’t help tracking in…

    but no. the only thing jeebus wants to wash clean is a pedophile. what’s up with that? i would pray, but i guess he only listens to grifting con artist rapists. and people wonder why i’m an atheist…

  • Blake J Butler

    O/T: I abhor this family, so I decided to post a woman to tell how she seize it.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ICEP4xdvCw

  • TheManicMechanic

    Religion: The Do-Anything-You-Want, Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free-Card, Enabler-Of-Disgusting-Behavior, Excuse-For-Anything.

  • PLAINTOM

    So all the years the Duggars were lying and covering up his actions they were lying but now you should believe them. Grifters gotta grift.

  • Jmdintpa

    both of them sick weak minded people who blame there inability to deal with the real world on “sin”. they should never be allowed to have more children but that perv and his perv enabling wife will spit em out like puppies.

  • Alex Klebenow

    The thing here is this:
    God does NOT forgive your sins and transgressions UNLESS you are TRULY repentant for what you have done. I am not sure that either he or ANYBODY in that bigoted family is sorry for ANY of their TRUE sins!!!
    I only say that because they so easily forgive their own, yet refuse to see ANY good in those whom they choose to despise.

  • joe ho

    What do you expect from a religion/god that couldn’t bother to put “Thou shalt not own other human beings” in the Big 10 but only instructs you not to covet your neighbor’s slave?

    Xtianity, Not the place to go for morality.

  • Pagan

    His “cheating days” may be ended thanks to Jebus but I guarantee his wife’s shame and disgust for him will go on a lifetime. Having been cheated myself, I know for a fact those feelings never go away. But then it could matter less what his wife feels, the only thing important in every religion is that the man is happy.

    • westford

      Then you know for a fact he’s lying – tell TLC what you think about their new Duggar show.

      • Pagan

        I tell them everytime it comes on by not watching it. Proud to say I have never watched a single episode featuring any of these blithering hypocritical idiots and never will.

  • OncomingWedgie
    • CatCope

      OH fuckin’ jeebus in a barf bag on a pogo stick!!!
      So THIS IS gawd’s LOVE?? I’ll take ‘his’ & the duggars HATE anyday!!

  • NO MORE GOP!

    Still scum.

  • Frostbite

    Hell hell, if their deity can forgive this sick [email protected] from fingering his sisters, surely it can forgive me from sucking a few c0cks.

    • David Gervais

      It does’t have to; sucking a cock is a religious experience!

  • T-Batwoman

    Must be why religion insists that women be raised up dumb, so they can’t leave their POS husbands when they pull this type of shit.

    • thatotherjean

      And that is why Anna Duggar is so stuck. She has no education that would prepare her to get a job if she left Josh; her family and his both support her staying with him, and would condemn her if she left; she has children that she couldn’t support if she left, and she has been raised to believe that forgiving Josh and staying with him is what she is supposed to do, whatever he has done.

      • T-Batwoman

        Beyond that it was her fault that Josh strayed, she wasn’t satisfying his need. Now lay back and spread those legs baby machine!

  • Soren456

    “Compu’er says No.”

  • Treant

    I can’t and I won’t. This is still a Duggar-free household and I’m keeping it that way.

  • Bill Post

    Nice beard(s)

  • It’s family finger fun!!

  • FAEN

    Translation-“I’m a woman and have no right to speak.”

    • Ore Carmi

      Or leave my husband, or make my own decisions, or pursue education and a career, so that I can ever have a chance of taking the kids away from their dangerous dad and making it on my own.

  • Jack

    I’m really happy for him. He’s been redeemed for the past. Now, what about the future?

  • David F.

    They believe in a fictitious sky daddy so they’ll believe anything. If only they believed in birth control that strongly.

  • barrixines
  • 2patricius2

    “That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.”

  • SoCalGal20

    OT but Hillary and Bernie are campaigning in NH on Wednesday to talk about their free college plan. 🙂

  • BearEyes

    so they taught him how not to get caught?

  • Igby

    Right. And I am as pure as the driven snow.

  • Clive Johnson

    Jesus was concerned enough to forgive his sin, but not concerned enough to stop the molestation in the first place. Doesn’t that make Jesus an accomplice?

    • McSwagg

      If you consider that Josh Dugger was likely praying, “Please god, don’t let me be caught,” while he was perpetrating his crime, that would make
      god a co-conspirator.

  • Jeffrey

    They make it sound like it’s an actual thing “he’s been cleared of all charges. Redeemed. The Lord has found him not guilty and or sorry for the fingerings and whorings. You can give these cretins money again.”

  • Marc

    So does this work for anyone? If a serial killer asks for forgiveness before he dies, does God say, “Forget about those people you ate. Happens to the best of us.”

  • Treant

    How many times can you be saved before God gets tired and just says, “Fuck it. Let him drown in his own sewage”?

  • Michael R
  • Cuberly

    Just ewww….

  • Stubenville

    Wonderful news. Does this mean that he’s now going to “render to Caesar”, plead guilty to child molestation and serve prison time?

  • bambinoitaliano

    In the name of god how many atrocities had been committed against humanity?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dbdfcea4b98ce4cde2b9e58c1c2efde9091d83fbed649f182380399f3732b7f9.jpg

    • The same amount as the stars in the cosmos and grains of sand on the beach.

  • sfsoma

    I hope this.religiously delusional woman is able to protect her children.

    • CatCope

      With “gawd’s” help. Even if NOT, gawd will forgive, forgive, AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN, doncha’ know. That’s ALL that matters with these types.
      I never hear what kind of help “gawd” does for the children, tho.

    • Ore Carmi

      And herself, poor thing!

  • worstcultever

    Look at that photo. To me he looks more skeevy, confused, and drunk on teh naughty porn than ever.

  • God’s Love Has Totally Redeemed Gays, Straights, All Races, All religions all people From
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  • BudClark

    “god” also created “horseshit” to describe people and situations like this

  • Kevin Perez

    Perhaps Anna should start dating Anthony Weiner. I hear that she can contact him via text message.

  • lattebud

    I am sure more than one of his hook ups would be more than glad to sit in the front row of one of his appearances and pull a Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct…..

  • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

    Jesus Christ, I wish these people would fall off the planet.

  • Mens Sana

    Why all the surprise? The R.C.C. has told their priests this for years.

  • Bob Conti
  • Duane Dimitrov

    It’s good to see that Jeebus has redeemed Josh.

    I’m sure that those he molested can take comfort in is miraculous–and entirely unseen!–transformation!

    So wonderful the things that Imaginary Sky God can do for white, straight males.

    I’m sure Josh can re-take a position within conservative Christendom where he will be able to maximize his grifting very soon.

  • andrew

    How many folks who say they believe that “God’s love has redeemed Josh” would trust him to be alone with one of their own children? Anyone? Anyone?

    • I wouldn’t trust him with my wee teddy bear, nor my Shrek “action figure”!

  • wmforr

    Shall we set up a lottery? How many months before he gets caught molesting little girls again? It’s only a matter of time before he needs to tell us Jesus forgave him–again.

    • Schlukitz

      And, how long before he and his wife resume their attacks on the LGBT community again?

  • Galvestonian

    OH yeah … right . whatever you say, but it still sounds like a load of crap to me.

  • Ben in Oakland

    How many times did god cure the Haggard one of his homosexuality?

  • Max_1

    One click away… porn.com
    … No dick can resist.

  • greenmanTN
  • trouble94114

    Unfortunately for some of these people, gullibility really isn’t curable.

  • Look at little wife’s eyes. Is that terror or has she finally stopped thrashing within her bindings and has just given up?

  • teedofftaxpayer

    LOL. I have some bridges for sale Mr Duggar.

  • DirtyPierre

    Until the next time….

  • Gianni

    God’s Forgiveness is a tremendous thing because you can declare it whenever you need to (usually after doing something hateful, awful, detestable, scurrilous, underhanded, destructive to persons or property.) What is truly wonderful is you can claim that forgiveness no matter how much of a scumbag you’ve been or how often you’ve perpetrated your scumbagginess on the world around you. So if God readily forgives you, how can others not? What? That would be insulting to God!
    Sarah Palin already told us that God forgives endless times so it must be so.

  • RJ Bone

    Whatever, Josh. You’ll be just like the dozens of others I’ve known in cults. All facade.

    I would hope for prison for you, but someone would be hurt for you to earn that trip and that’s not okay.

    I’ll settle for crippling depression, guilt and a loveless marriage.

    • Ore Carmi

      Unfortunately, I suspect he doesn’t have enough conscience for guilt, and I doubt he cares his marriage is loveless.

  • Tom Ato

    Gotta protect the family business…too much money at stake. All is forgiven.

  • David Gervais

    So, if I understand how this religion thing works, it’s Sin, get Caught, Repent, Repeat.

    Do you get a wallet card reminder guide when you join?

  • David in Tucson

    In other words, business as usual in Quiverfull land.

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    The Catholic Church does it all the time, rape and abuse children that is. They give them a get out of jail and hell card. They are no longer the worlds religious leaders, who in their right mind trust a priest and a religion that rapes children in the name of god. They do not even pay money for the sex abuse of all of the children who suffer and die because of what they did. And the parents do nothing, how sick is that?

  • William

    How much Chik-Fil-A did Josh have to get to be granted an indulgence?

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