Preachers “Lay Hands” On Trump To Protect Him From “Satan, Demons, Principalities, And Powers” [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch:

Today, Donald Trump attended the Midwest Vision and Values Pastors Leadership Conference in Cleveland alongside his vice presidential running mate Mike Pence and campaign surrogates Ben Carson, Michael Cohen and Omarosa Manigault.

The event was hosted by pro-Trump pastor Darrell Scott and co-hosted by Trump’s “liaison for Christian policy” Frank Amedia. Boxing promoter Don King introduced Trump at the gathering.

Scott, who hosted the event at his New Spirit Revival Center, told the audience that a “nationally known” preacher warned Trump before he launched his campaign “that if you choose to run for president, there’s going to be a concentrated Satanic attack against you.”

“He said there’s going to be a demon, principalities and powers, that are going to war against you on a level that you’ve never seen before and I’m watching it every day,” Scott said.

  • PickyPecker
    • Gustav2

      We committed a sacrilege this week. We had a Taco Monday.

      • TuuxKabin

        Your penance will be to eat a tamale on Thirstday and have a Mexican beer with it.

        • Gustav2

          I was hoping for a dispensation since the jalapeños were home grown.

          • TuuxKabin

            If organic, then dispensation it is, go and sin some more.

          • GayOldLady

            You’re still remembering your time in the confessional? “go and sin no more”? I never could get the “go and sin no more” part down.

          • ChrisMorley

            My solution was to only confess things I believed were wrong. I just completely refused to buy into their ‘masturbation is a sin’ nonsense.
            Later I realised the whole thing was a nonsense and left.

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            Its only a sin if you don’t do it well.

          • TuuxKabin

            Yeah, I was always like, ‘well, that’s not gonna happen, see ya’ in a few’.

          • GayOldLady

            Me too, honey! By the time I was 6 I knew it was all about girls in my heart. I tried to live the alternative lifestyle knows as heterosexuality, even had children to prove it, but I just couldn’t live that lie. I stopped going to confession well before I actually made my official/forever/never-again break from catholicism. Never looked back. I’m sure you didn’t either.

          • TuuxKabin

            Absolootlee right, dollingk! Look back? Wha’ for? I only went as far as high school, ‘trying’ out that heterosexual thing, purely physical, nothing more until good buddy, football star showed me it was more. Sigh. We’d double date, he’d drop my date off, then me, then his, and come ’round to my house, toot the horn, I’d go back out, we’d go park and make out in his two door 55′ Chevy coupe. Twas dreamy.

          • GayOldLady

            Sweet memories. I have a similar story about a my first love from HS. Oh the stories we could tell. 🙂

          • TuuxKabin

            Sip n’ tell . . . still warm ‘nuf for whiskey sours for me, wha’ll be your pleasure? On our deck up here, or your screened in porch. Do you have a ‘jump swing’?

          • GayOldLady

            My pleasure is daytime Mimosa’s, Strawberry Julep. Evening Bloody Mary’s, Margarita. I also like beer, but it puts weight on my middle. Jump swing? Don’t think so.

          • TuuxKabin

            Bloody Mary’s are vitamins, aren’t they? I like a shandygaff when it’s warm, or a draft beer. No jump swing? Yeah, at our age we gotta be careful ’bout any jumpin’ and swingin’, that’s why the neighbors are always hearing me screaming “put me down, put me down”!

          • GayOldLady

            55′ and 56′ were my favorite years of Chevy, even more than the 57′. I wanted a 55′ but couldn’t afford it, so I bought a black 54′ Chevy coupe. 4 in the floor, red rolled & pleated seats, Chrome Moon hubs. I had to work all through HS to be able to buy and pay for that car. I had to park it on a hill to start it or friends had to push me so I could get up enough speed to pop the clutch to start it. I loved that old car.

          • TuuxKabin

            Older sister (6 years) had a ’51 Ford, four door, midnight blue, spinners and would take me ‘cruising’ with her. I had to duck when she saw cute guys, she’d flirt, then roar off, both of us giggling. Rolled and pleated seats were wondrous. Love the ‘pop the clutch’ reference, Divisadaryll Leroy and I started a local dance craze, ‘pop the clutch’, we’d ‘pump’ our left foot to the rhythm and move our right arm as if changing gears. Personally never had a car until 1995, a 4 wheel Tropper for upstate living one year. Skedaddled back to the city and mass transit after that. Was all about driving up there, for everything. Tho I do enjoy driving, learned on the hills of SF, in a stick shift.

          • Grumpy Old Man

            “I touched myself impurely” was my most used sin. How the hell could I believe I would ‘sin no more’?

        • MaryOGrady

          Who can eat only one tamale?
          (Not me.)

          • TuuxKabin

            Have one, take two, don’t mind if I do . . . now I’m a longin’ for tamales . . . good thing they’re easily accessible in our neighborhood.

        • pj

          we love mexican beer.

          • TuuxKabin

            Yeah, it’s pretty good stuff, wish we had some today when el hub-OH came in with chili rellenos from the lil’ Mexican lady who sells such good, authentic Mexican ‘comidas’ from her Coleman Coolers to the construction guys around the neighborhood. Just finished off a shot of te’kill’ya’ with a bit of dark chocolate. Pretty damn del’.

      • TheManicMechanic

        The aftereffects of Taco Monday often continue into Tuesday, so you’re good. 😉

      • TimJ

        Everyday is taco day! Except Fridays are fish taco day.

      • JCF

        About to have Taco Wednesday here! 😀

    • LackofFaithify

      Thinking maybe a nice gagh taco with an avocado aioli sauce.

    • delk
  • Michael Smith

    I don’t even believe in demons, but I can see why you think Trump could be under their influence.

    • clay

      It’s worse; they think he’s not, and want to keep him that way.

  • LackofFaithify

    Nor the nails of the cross, Nor the blood of Christ, Can bring you help this eve.
    -The Pogues

  • Frostbite

    Ooga booga. I’m so glad this “pastor” is going to watch for “demons” and protect Trump from them. While he’s at it, he should keep an eye out for the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Big Foot.

    • Oh’behr

      I think these “Christian” pastors are all the Oogie Boogie man from Tim Burton’s, The Nightmare Before Christmas:

      (3 minute video, Oogie Boogie’s song).

  • HZ81

    Certainly not freakish or scary.

  • Al

    And afterwards, everyone had to lick the orange Cheeto dust from their fingers.

  • MB

    We “ash you” Gawde…….

    Serrrously ????

  • clay


    Didn’t it “take” the first time? Was one of the ministers somehow “unclean”? Did it wear off as quick as his spray-tan?

  • I think they have it backwards.

  • Todd20036

    … and from those darned 2 Corinthians.

    • TampaDink

      With a special reading by Ben Carson, from the book of Poverbs.

      • Gene

        rewritten in Klingon by the Klingon Jesus no less (that was some fucked up ‘art’ in his home)

        • TampaDink

          Based on what we know about him, from his bizarre speech patterns to his unbelievable stories, it would have been disappointing to learn that his home is tastefully decorated.

  • zhera

    I’d rather listen to and get the blessings from the people in this video:

  • James in Hollywood

    Well, THAT’s goofy as fuck.

  • Matt

    Creepy. And ineffective at accomplishing anything, aside from looking creepy.

    • David Walker

      Nah. The goobs love this shit.

  • Adam King

    They touched that scumbag? How disgusting. There isn’t enough hand sanitizer in all the world.

    • zhera

      The funny part is that Donnie’s supposed to be a germaphobe. So he’ll hate being touched by a bunch of strangers.

      • Adam King

        Scared of the competition.

  • Lazycrockett

    Like sheep praying over a wolf. Stupid people.

  • Rex

    If they’d laid hands on his piss colored hair they would have felt the horns it’s hiding.

  • Ya gotta watch out for those principalities. They’ll getcha every time.

    • clay

      I know . . . just look who they put in power the last two presidential election cycles.

    • LackofFaithify

      And spank you good for trying to sneak into the girl’s locker room.

    • Steverino

      Trump would love to get his hands on the casinos in the Principality of Monaco.

    • Adam Schmidt

      That’s what I really don’t understand. Powers and Principalities are orders of angels. The First Sphere is Seraphim, Cherubim, and Thrones. The Second Sphere is Dominions, Virtues, and Powers. And the Third Sphere is Principalities, Archangels, and Angels (and sometimes Guardian Angels).

      So they’re asking for Trump to be protected from angels? Do they know how their religion works?

      • No.

      • PLAINTOM

        They haven’t got a fucking clue.

  • clay

    Okay, Amarosa i can understand, but what spiritual power are Mike Pense and Don King supposed to have?

    • WhiteJesus

      The power to speak in Rube.

      • clay

        So, they give good tongue?

        • WhiteJesus

          Bad visual.

        • LackofFaithify

          It just needs a prophet to interpret.

  • Rex

    Satan, demons, principalities and powers – aren’t those Trump’s children?

    • WhiteJesus

      Aka the Deplorables!

  • LackofFaithify

    “There was a great preacher here, I don’t want to say his name.”

    WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WITH YOU CON MEN!? How bloody fucking stupid are your congregations and followers? Give me money and god will then give you money. Newsflash, god ain’t there to give you shit. They just blindly accept phrases like I don’t want to say his name, or I have heard from many knowledgeable sources…WHO?

    • canoebum

      “Thinking …it’s so hard! It makes my head hurt. I feel much better letting someone else do all my thinking for me.”

  • bkmn

    Nothing cultish here…move along.

  • Rex

    Shouldn’t they have performed an exorcism first?

  • Luther Kreiger

    Yes folks, it’s the latter half of 2016, why do you ask?

    No, this isn’t bizarre insanity, this is ****religion™****

  • Captain Obvious

    OT: Scott Lively Believes Trump Will Pursue Russian Style Anti-Gay Propaganda Law.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Rex

    Trump and Don King in a church and lightening didn’t strike, so God wasn’t even in the neighborhood.

    • EweTaw

      Not even on the same planet.

  • Leo

    They want to protect him from principles and power? I can get that, I guess.

    • clay

      . . . while they pray to put him in power over a political unit.

  • JT

    Preachers “Lay Hands” On Trump To Protect Him From “Satan

    That would be a nice trick trying to separate the two.

  • MrSkippy

    Look, either Satan is one weak ass bitch or he’s not even TRYING to take down Trump.

    • Todd Allis

      Why would he want to take Trump down?

      • MrSkippy

        Shits and giggles?

        • David Walker

          You’re on to something. If we put “shits” and “giggles” together, we get “shiggles.” That HAS to be code, an allusion to “skittles.” I thought as much. Well done.

          • McSwagg

            Taking what’s left from that combo, you end up with “gits” which is even more to the point.

    • LackofFaithify

      He’s not trying. All humans are children of God, this is his fucked up mess. Another one.

      • lymis

        Well, maybe, but in Job, it’s pretty clear Satan is on staff and fucks with people with God’s full permission, so the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

  • Michael R
  • Rebecca Gardner
    • WhiteJesus

      Is that Omarossa’s “Oh” face?

      • Randy Left Brooklyn

        I know. When I saw Omarrosa in there I said they are bringing back the two time Apprentice contestant/villain turned career reality star and now a preacher? Bwahaha.

        Also, notice that she was far to Trump’s right, but re-positioned herself behind him to make sure she was in the photos? Unreal.

        • WhiteJesus

          Self promotion at its finest .

      • IamM

        Maybe her, ‘Oh, they aren’t kidding. Play along, Omarossa.’ face.

    • Uncle Mark

      The one thing about the video that has me laughing is my knowing how much of a germaphobe Trump is. He HATES touching and being touched by others. This whole laying-of-hands crap is almost of form of torture to him. You know he’s hoping there’s a bottle of Purell nearby especially after being touched by all those “dark people.”

      • Snarkaholic

        As soon as it’s over, he’ll burn his suit.

    • Rod Steely

      What idiots!

  • deaconrta

    “Conmen lay hands on Drumpf to protect him from Satin, Denims, Principles and Prowess.” There, fixed it.

  • ByronK

    “Attention students. Would Donny Trump please report to the Prinicpalities’ office immediately.”

  • Paula

    Laying hands on has to be the creepiest of the creepy things these people do.

    • nocadrummer

      Oh, you’ve not seen them (or had hands laid on) in the restroom then, have you?

      • Paula

        No. I believe those things normally happen in the Men’s room.

        • William

          Not nearly enough.

        • nocadrummer

          Or the choir room.

  • Rex

    So, I wonder what’s going through Trump’s mind at this moment besides WTF?

    • clay

      “yeah, look how much they love me”

    • Paula

      I get the prayers, the best prayers.

    • tcinsf

      “they’re touching me … they’re touching me …. i’ve never let them touch me…..”

      • Uncle Mark

        That’s actually more true than you know.

    • sherman

      “I love the poorly educated.”

    • Sk3ptic

      Don’t…touch…the bobby pins.

      • MattPS

        Too late: Jimmy Fallon already did!

    • Acronym Jim

      “Thank the (other) lord of lies none of these fellow charlatans are the real thing, otherwise they’d all be bursting into flames right now.”

      or more likely

      “I wonder where the closest KFC is?”

    • pj

      the rack on that babe over there…..

      • Rex

        “I’d like to lay my hands on her…”

  • Oikos
  • EweTaw

    I think that Satanic attack sailed long ago. It’s what prompted him to run in the first place.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Watch Michael “Says Who” Cohen cracking up behind Trump’s right shoulder at 1:16.

  • Rex

    And they allow these people to vote. Sad.

  • LackofFaithify
    • Schlukitz

      Funny stuff.

  • WhiteJesus


  • TuuxKabin

    When does the snake stompin’ begin?

    • William

      Not until after the rattlesnake toss.

    • Rex

      Trump has to lay down for that.

  • Treant

    Wasn’t that sort of futile after the second divorce and lawsuit #1,000? At that point, his corruption was pretty much 100% anyway.

  • tcinsf

    Such a con.

  • PickyPecker
    • Dan

      This must be shared and often.

    • Just ‘shared’ that on The Facebooking.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      Perhaps everyone know and I’m an idiot, do you create many of these yourself? This is so on point. Thank you for your contributions!

  • Rex

    Did they pass the collection plate after, cause that’s the only part of the service Trump would understand.

  • EweTaw

    Mormons are big believers of laying on of hands. They do it all of the time. Curious that there wasn’t a Mormon Elder among the coven to grasp his balls. I’ll have to complain to “the Church” authorities about this.

    • Kissmagrits

      There is one style of “laying on of hands” I utilize….but, I must
      warn you, it leaves ugly bruises.

    • Gene

      this lot would NOT have made the mormon welcome, as they would not be seen as a Christian, but a cultist. theologically…probably the one thing they would, looking at commonly held undrestanding of basic Christian teaching, have gotten right today.. (but they would work together to fuck up our rights)

      • EweTaw

        My philosophy is: Potato potahto. le même chose, six of one half a dozen of the other, assholes are assholes, etc.

  • Archipelagos

    2016, folks. This is happening in 2016.

    • I’m pretty sure the animal sacrifice crowd should demand equal time with him.

      • When asked for comment, Satan was reported to have said “Look, that was unnecessary. There are folks who are so awful even *I* wouldn’t go there.”

    • IamM

      It’s not like they tried to vaccinate him. /s

  • William

    Is there a spell that works against tax auditors?

    • LackofFaithify

      wadicus hundred dollicus

    • Acronym Jim

      winguardium mymoolah

    • OdieDenCO

      Plane ticketus Bahamanus

      • Bryan

        Offshorus accountum!

  • Richie Kau

    Trump, the Satan within!!!!

  • Hal

    Trump is a thousand times worse than a crack whore.

    • Gustav2

      And a thousand times easier.

      • Gene

        and I suspect that after sex with him, you might want to borrow some of Clintons antibiotics

        • Gustav2

          Just some?

  • Sk3ptic

    Should’ve gotten him some Jesus Jammies while they were at it. If I hadn’t ditched the mormons before I got a set, I’d donate mine.

    • EweTaw

      Tie-dyed Gs?

  • Rex

    Trump is possibly the most unchristian man to run for president, yet here they are backing him. He doesn’t give a shit about these people or their religion or the church. He’s using them for votes and getting away with it. The stupidity of people is beyond belief.

    • Harley

      They don’t like to be called stupid. They prefer the word christain. Same thing.

    • IamM

      These people are almost certainly all shameless scamvangelicals themselves. It’s a mutually beneficial act they’re all putting on.

  • Statistics Palin

    Principalities? Does this mean Monaco wants to off the ferret wearing tangerine scrotum?

  • Jeffg166

    Trump walked away with all their wallets and wrist watches.

  • Oikos
  • greenmanTN

    Gag a maggot

  • thrunch

    Well, you simply can’t find a more upstanding Christian man than The Donald. Except, perhaps, those two Corinthians I met at the bar last night.

  • bob

    Now that’s creepy !

  • Slippy_World
    • EweTaw

      I love the expression on the guy wearing the coat of many colors.

      • Herald

        I caught that too

      • Oh’behr

        Thanks for pointing it out.

    • Adonisus

      I really am convinced that Trump molested Ivanka at some point.

      • Falconlights

        Wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

        • Todd20036

          What also doesn’t surprise me is that it wouldn’t matter to the Trumpanzees in the least, either.

          • Traxley Launderette

            They’d give him a wink and a nudge.

            And that’s the Trumpanzee women…

    • JCF
  • Kissmagrits

    Release the Kraken!

  • Rex

    While they all had their hands on Satan they should have strangled him.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    It’s a Monegasque conspiracy, I tells ya!

    • William

      Princess Stephanie, in the throne room, with the candelabra.

  • JIM W

    I hate to throw in some theological crap, but when I was a wee lad in Catlick school, we had to lear the hierarchy of angels. They? are divided into 3 groups. Their proximity to the supreme being serves as the basis of the division. In the first hierarchy are the Seraphim, Cherubim, and Thrones; in the second, the Dominations, Virtues, and Powers; in the third, the Principalities, Archangels, and Angels. So, I don’t quite understand why the preachers would want to protect Drumpf from two of the classifications of angels (Powers and Principalities). Perhaps in the Reformation, Protestants changed the whole thing just because.
    I just confess it’s a lot of mythology that I no longer care about, but this did set me to thinking. Wow! what a rush.

    • Gene

      those are the only two actually mentioned, in context of threat, in the Bible. And, they are often see as human (evil power) and otherworldly (evil power) and Principalities is usually seen as the evil done by people with worldly, princely (ie governmental) power

    • Rex

      This is the “poorly educated” level of the church.

    • lymis

      Maybe because if Trump ever ran into an angel, he’d get his ass kicked from here to eternity?

  • Acronym Jim

    Germaphobe Trump, followed up the “laying on of hands” with a hand-sanitizer shower.

    • Oh’behr

      and he burned his clothes, including his shoes.

  • thrunch

    If this is what they think a Christian is, perhaps Obama really is a Muslim!

  • Mike C

    We’ve seen these a few times in this campaign and I actually love these clips of Trump with the lunatic evangelicals. He’s so full of shit but they don’t care. You can actually see his skin crawling in real time.

  • AJD

    Did their hands burn?

  • geoffalnutt

    There are lots of folks who’d like to lay their hands on him.

  • greenmanTN

    Starring Pamela Franklin as Donald Trump

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Is that from The Legend of Hell House? I love that movie.

      • greenmanTN

        It is. Pamela was in many great horror movies, but her part in “The Prime Of Miss Jane Brody” with Maggie Smith was awesome.

  • The Sentinel

    Does Omarosa have her fist up his ass?

  • Hank
  • O/T: This is so fucking stupid it’s infuriating and it’s written by a fucking university student. This idiot at University of North Dakota believes arguing with campus preachers is “violating” his first amendment rights. It’s maddening that our college students are this fucking stupid.

    • Gustav2

      Even undocumented preachers (who knows if he has a degree) should not be challenged, otherwise the nuns will beat you.

    • Oh’behr

      See, the problem with North Dakota isn’t just this student. It’s just that a piece of barbed wire protects it from Canada. It’s flat there. It’s often cold there. Also North Dakota got the back end of Mt. Rushmore. It’s true. I saw it online.

      • Robincho

        Ass-wise, I’m SO hittin’ Jefferson… 😉

    • Oh’behr

      I also do take your post seriously. Thank you for it. This is the same “University” which had the fighting Sioux as their mascot for years and they fought changing the mascot as people there didn’t find it offensive. So I find it a rather duh place.

  • Acronym Jim

    Interesting to see the Luftwaffe Cross buzzing around and briefly resting on Trump at about the 57 second mark.

    I think we know who these guys are really praying to now.

  • rednekokie

    Preachers just can’t seem to keep their touchy hands off people, can they!
    The perverts!!!

  • LeeCMH

    The hateful Christians were laying on hands to heeeeeeeeeeeeeeela him.

  • GayOldLady

    Too Late!

    • Rex

      Trump sold his soul to the devil years ago.

      • David F.

        You assume he had one to begin with.

        • LeeCMH

          The “devil” is a big assumption too.

  • Dan

    It’s a shame they can’t protect him from falling into random vaginas since that’s apparently how his first marriages before the eyes of God imploded.

  • TexasBoy

    Pandering at its finest.

  • Rex

    Lord bless this adulterous man who made his millions from gambling, shady real estate deals, scamming people out of their money with bogus products and a fake university. Protect him from the evil he’s most likely caused himself….

    • LeeCMH

      Doing God’s work???

      • lymis

        Working God’s people, maybe.

      • Oh’behr

        Especially for these types of Christians, I think God should be in quotes, “God’s” work. Lol.

        Cheapens it and them.

    • Gustav2

      Sounds like the average Televangelist, no?

    • There seems to be many people who were conned out of money are ready to “lay hands on Trump.”

    • Snarkaholic

      …and protect him from being contaminated by intelligence, compassion, and generosity!!!1!11!!!

  • LeeCMH

    Trump, an admitted serial adulterer, two divorces, three marriages, appears to LOVE money.

    Sound more like Trump is doing the Christian Satan’s work and needs no protection.

    • clay

      The Church has been having trouble with that for about 1700 years.

  • scorpiomike

    God told me to tell Trump to fuck off! And also, leave him alone with this BS, he is a busy entity.

    • Tor

      Jehovah should shuffle the duty off to another deity.

  • Hank

    Hair Drumpf is FAR from a religious individual on ANY level. However, since he is walking in the footsteps of his “predecessor”….

  • David F.

    I’m surprised this happened. He’s a major germaphobe from what I’ve read. He probably left the room as soon as he could so that his handlers could wipe him down with disinfectant, give him new clothes and burn the old ones.

  • LeeCMH

    The hateful Christians support Trump because they hate Hilary and the queers.

    Christians are defined by their hate.

    • PeterC

      Oh my; now that he is protected from evil, he will not be able to tell lies any more. He will be mute.

  • OdieDenCO

    Mark 13:22
    – For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs
    and wonders, to seduce, if [it were] possible, even the elect.

    seems the elect have fallen for it, hook line and sinker!

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Last time a group of people lay their hands on me when my eyes were closed like that was in the backroom of some bar. I think I definitely got the better deal.

  • Cuberly
    • LackofFaithify

      I have Cherlindrea’s wand, Bavmorda!

      • Cuberly

        Willow: Blackroot? I’m the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
        Madmartigan: Well my mother raised us on it. It’s good for you! It put’s hair on your chest, right Sticks?
        Willow: Her name is not Sticks! She’s Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she’s gonna want is a hairy chest!

        • LackofFaithify

          Willow! You idiot (as a goat)!
          Damn it, I’m going to have to watch that tonight now.

          • Cuberly

            lol…I know so few that like that movie. I loved it.

            I wish there were more fantasy epics like it being made today.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • Tor

    I’m surprised he did not spontaneously burst into flame.

    • Cackalaquiano

      Yeah, it’s gonna take a whole lot more hands to get the devil outta him.

    • lymis

      True. An exorcism performed by a sincere Christian in good standing with God, who follows all of God’s precepts should have done a number on him.

      Oh, wait.

      • Oh’behr

        Sad, when I upvoted you, I noticed at the same time someone downvoted you. Boo on them.

  • Cuberly

    If you’re familiar with Maria Bamford’s comedy, this is rather funny, and indicative of her persona.

  • Gigi
  • LeeCMH

    Here’s a hateful Christian Trump supporter:

    • MB

      Thayum dayum-ned Tear-ott cards…in Cheezus name aay-mayun.

  • Jmdintpa

    christian grope fest… i knew a girl who went to a church that laid hands as they say. its was just an excuse for the old men to feel up the younger females….. religion is a sickness

  • The Professor

    So. Fucking. Gross.

  • Ben in Oakland

    How are they going to protect trump from trump?

  • delk

    What the fuck is wrong with these goddamn people. I truly wish all their nightmares come true.

    • LeeCMH

      Their nightmares are coming true. We are getting married.

  • HKDaniel

    Are we in an alternate universe following the plot to The Dead Zone?

  • SoCalGal20

    Add Out Magazine to the list of irresponsible media. WTF even?

    • PickyPecker

      Well, at least in the pic, Milo’s makeup is better than he usually wears it.

    • The_Wretched

      “Clown” is too generous.

    • Acronym Jim

      He’s not a fucking “supervillain;” he’s a sociopathic shit-stirrer with the emotional maturity of a 10 year old.

      • Gil

        Publicity whore….

        • Acronym Jim

          That too.

    • lymis

      Well, on the plus side, he’s already wearing a trash bag. Can we just leave him by the curb for collection?

  • The_Wretched

    Nothing like a little christian magic show. At least they made Trump feel uncomfortable.

  • j.martindale
  • moebym

    This picture is the most effective emetic.

  • jb

    ” Mark 16:18New King James Version
    … they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover.”

    Skittles anyone?

    • The_Wretched

      There’s decent evidence that the ‘snakes and poison’ part was added much later.

    • ChrisMorley

      Righteous choice of hymn. Thanks.

    • greenmanTN

      No kidding, one of my favorite albums.

      I thought this was rather reminiscent.

  • greenmanTN

    So they won’t put you in a medically induced coma for a month if you just ask for it?

    That’s a shame.

  • Ross

    To Protect Him From “Satan, Demons, Principalities, And Powers”

    Did all their hands explode into flames the second they touched Donnie?

  • justme

    So Donnie got himself a handjob from a preacher…
    Get that preacher some holy water!!!

  • Lookingup73

    Hilarious. I can’t believe people can attend and watch that spectacle and take it seriously.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Too late to save him. The demon took possession when he was little tot.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Michael White

    If the laying of hands had been successful tRump would have fallen over dead as all of the demons would have fled his corpse.

  • five

    Super disappointed that he doesn’t start spewing pea soup in the video.

  • Eagle

    “Doxing is always illegal, whether it is done against a federal employee, a state employee, or a regular person.” – 18 U.S.C. Sec 371 (18 U.S.C. Sec 119)

    Time-stamped screen shots of JMG site users on multiple occasions asking site admin’s to ‘dox’ anyone that has an opinion that is different than theirs is compelling evidence.

    Doxing violates the terms of service of legitimate online opinion sites. Not seen in the ToS for this TLD.

    JMG is in violation of federal, state and local laws. They might want to change their approach to dissent and limit anonymous comments.

    • NO MORE GOP!

      Oh, fuck off you greasy little troll.

    • LeeCMH

      Tony, Tony Perkins, is that you?

    • Somewhere in America, a bridge is missing its troll.

    • KnownDonorDad

      I’m sure he’ll get right on that just for you.

  • Tigernan Quinn

    Candidate for President in the modern era is being laid hands on by practitioners. When they invent time travel, I hope they don’t show our Founding Fathers any of this.

  • MattPS

    Does this mean that he’ll now eschew the use of bodyguards? Since he already suggested that Mrs. Clinton should do so…

    • LeeCMH

      Good show for the hateful Christian support.

  • shellback

    Do do that voodoo that you do so well.

    • Christopher Smith

      dRUMPf definitely does something to me…inducing projectile vomiting

  • bambinoitaliano

    May all those hands infested with virus of all sorts. I’m sure one or two do not wash their hands after the washroom use.

  • joe ho

    Trump and Clinton hold simultaneous events.

    Guess which one MSNBC broadcasts first?

    • KnownDonorDad

      Damn that liberal media bias!

      • Oh’behr

        Yeah, that libtard, commie, mainstream media.

  • ColdDesert

    Yay lord protecteth us from the evil principalities. Like Monaco…and Liechtenstein. Yay but these be threats to us all.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • Canadian Observer

      Something I have noticed on the nation-wide news broadcasts here, both CTV and CBC are repeatedly using the language “as Donald Trump has falsely claimed” (have not noticed this on third network… Global) whereas the American news channels I have access to (CNN and MSNBC) refer to “disputed” or “contentious” statements.

      • LeeCMH

        Good observation.

  • Mister Don

    “He said there’s going to be a demon, principalities and powers,
    Monaco, OMG!

  • LeeCMH

    Here’s an example of a goooooooooooood North Carolina Christian family. This occurred in the 1980s, but of course, they’ve grown-up just like all the other haters.

    “You’ve got to be taught…” South Pacific

    • Bj Lincoln

      I never understood why so many christian preachers yell like that. Like their message has to be drilled into their sheeple and no one can say they didn’t hear it.

  • Matthew Delemos

    Sure, let’s lump demons together with x, then state the obvious will occur AFTER it has already occured (i.e Trump had been under attack since he announced his candidacy, calling it “demons” to criticize him now is merely a taste of xtian sharia). I suspect this useless display is intentional, a way for Trump to do a “poor me” dance after he loses to “Satan” (aka Hillary, to the mysoginistic mummies eating this shit to feel relevant to modern sensibilities) and appeals to his newly formed grift. The religious.

    • Oh’behr

      Thank you. Though I’m not Christian now, from what I recall as a child and teen and reading as an adult, Trump is more anti Christ than Christ like. Certainly doesn’t remind me of anything (positive about) Jesus or positive about Christianity.

  • MBear

    freakin crazy people

  • greenmanTN

    All that laying on of hands and nobody thought to cover his nose and mouth?

  • Natty Enquirer

    “The crap I have to go though. Sad!”

  • agcons

    You’re good and fucked now, Donnie. Congratulations, Madame President.

  • Brian in Valdosta

    “… from principalities” ?

    So I guess that Luxembourg won’t be able to attack him now? What about Monaco? I guess they can’t go ahead with their plans to assassinate Herr Drumpf. Thank goodness for good old-fashioned hocus pocus!!

    • Outlaw Woman

      Ha, I was thinking along the same lines …
      Monaco and Luxembourg, both lovely places but I think even the Rhode Island National Guard could protect us from an attack from those Principalities.

    • Piet

      Maybe Liechtenstein can step into the gap? Or San Marino?

      • Dean

        Maybe the Grand Duchy of Fenwick.

        • Piet


  • I thought Christians frowned on idolatry. And here’s a whole bunch of them worshiping a barking yam. Sad!

  • Or just pour salt on him, and he’ll dissolve.

  • Janice Trohn

    Trying to protect him from himself….Yes he definitely needs this!

  • shrumpi

    It’s not working…Beelzebub Omarosa is RIGHT BEHIND YOU, DONNIE!!!! Run like the wind!

  • Robert Conner
  • Michael

    Did they also chase the demons of homophobia and greed out of Dishonest Donald?

  • Dot Beech

    Oh, please. What a waste of ignorance and religiosity.

    Trump is safe. Demons would never smite one of their own.

  • Secure

    These are the same people who think same-sex marriage and gays serving in our Armed Forces are pure evil.

  • Brandon h

    Corrupt money grubbing preachers might support him, but not all Christians do. Not even all evangelicals. Not even all CONSERVATIVE evangelicals. His greed is just to plain and obvious.

    • Friday

      Seems even a lot of the Catholic preachers are trying to contort reasons to support Trump, so it’s not just the screaming loonies Trump seems to be going to for ‘religion policy’ or whatever he’s calling that crowd.

  • Michael McReavy
  • Robert Conner

    I’ve long since concluded that at least 60% of the American public is either clinically or functionally insane–how one divides that up percentage-wise is probably immaterial. I consider that this election cycle has proven that theory pretty much beyond doubt. I keep hearing, from quality people, reliable people, that voters are smart and I’m left wondering who the smart people were who elected Dick Cheney, or Sam Brownback, or Pat McCrory.

    But there’s hope. Antarctica should be warm enough to move to in a couple more years.

  • coram nobis

    Waste of good conjuring power. Why couldn’t they heal his hair?

    • andrew

      They can only “cure” things that you can’t see. LOL

  • Silly deluded fools, all you did was give him an infusion of evil to the ocean inside.

  • andrew

    Yea folks it’s 2016 in the USA and we still got folks pushing their bogus beliefs in “Satan, Demons, Principalities and Powers.” Do you think these scam artists get flu shots and various vaccine injections? Or do they just pray away the demons that the bible tells us cause diseases

  • Martin
  • IamM

    Blessing Beelzebub.

  • If there was a god, pastors like this would be struck by lightning.

  • JCF

    As the “Midwest Vision and Values Pastors Leadership Conference” SERVES Satan, we know who they really protected him against…

  • James

    There must be tape of Trump ridiculing Christians or Christianity somewhere.

  • Tom (Wpg)

    The height of hypocrisy, but I know there is nothing too low for this bum.

  • SilasMarner

    This is laughable and repulsive all at the same time. It’s fuckin’ freak show.

  • Barry William Teske

    Kinda gives the finger to the American concept of separation between church and state…ya think?

  • Gianni

    Oh, Brother! What a sideshow! More hokum from the Christian right wing of the loony bin. Will they bow to God’s will if Hillary wins? Will they then admit that God ordains and allows all things that happen? How can they pray for the demons to keep away from Donald when he’s not too far removed from being one of them? If Donald wins the presidency, that will prove that the satanic attack the Reverend spoke about is really against America.

  • Lizard

    And the Money Changers of the Temple laid hands on the great Lord Cheeto and saw that it was good.

  • RJ Bone

    And, lo, did the christians bless and pray over one of the most wonderful examples of themselves as their presidential candidate. Evil and unrepentant and a nearly perfect example of their core.

    Behold, the “silent majority” complicit in their inaction. Surprising no one.

    And I get asked why I’m so much against religion…

  • “He said there’s going to be a demon, principalities and powers, that are going to war against you . . .” Really?! Principalities and Powers are two ANGELS in the rank of the nine celestial beings: Seraphim, Cherubim, Thrones, Dominions, Virtues Powers, Principalities, Archangels, and Angels. If Darrell Scott is a Pastor, he’s not well informed about his own religion when he lumps Principalities and Powers with Demons. Of course I can easily imagine angels, the “good guys” campaigning against Trump!

    • thatotherjean

      For many fundamentalist groups, actual religious education is not required. You got a Bible and a loud voice, you’re good to go. It’s why they’re so fond of giving each other fake “doctorates.”

  • Yvail Fox

    Go Satan!!

  • Derrick Johns

    I was so involved in reading all the comments that I forgot what the hell the news topic was about.
    Laying hands.
    Well, I would love to lay my hands on New York Congressman Hakeem Jeffries or pro-footplayer, Demarco Murray. Although I don’t think Demarco would like where on him that I layed my hands (well, not in public).
    I wish there was a Gay guy I could lay hands on. Maybe Jussie Smollet. But I aint his type. I too sissy and too old.

  • McSwagg

    They conveniently overlook the fact that he is possessed by a legion of Russian oligarchs.