Trump Confesses: I Didn’t Ask Mexico’s President To Pay For The Wall That I’ve Been Screaming About [VIDEO]

ABC News reports:

Donald Trump said that while he had a “substantive, direct and constructive” meeting with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto, they “didn’t discuss” who would pay for the border wall that Trump has made a centerpiece of his presidential campaign. Trump arrived in Mexico City this afternoon and took the microphone for a press conference alongside Pena Nieto. “I was straightforward in presenting my views about the impacts of current trade and immigration policies on the United States” Trump said. “We are united by our support of Mexicans.”

  • Lazycrockett

    The media, “Look he stood there and didn’t shit himself see how presidential he is?”

    • trouble94114

      Yeah, but its a navy blue suit. How do we know he didn’t actually pee on himself?

    • Joe in PA

      Well, and then there’s Fox:

      • bambinoitaliano

        Only the GOP would consider a man child who was sedated from acting out on a podium for a few minutes as coming off great. Millions of mannequins do that on a daily basis in departmental stores all over the country.

        • Cuberly

          Friends of mine have two twin toddlers. Whenever they make it though a meal or outdoor adventure sans drama, tantrums or crying fits they regard it as a momentous occasion.

          • LackofFaithify

            wait…what? Do you mean they have two sets of twins or just a single set? I will be betting in a vastly different manner depending on the answer…

          • Cuberly

            Uh oh, I guess I was being repetitive there wadn’t I.

            he he he….

          • Acronym Jim

            The parents make it through a meal or outdoor adventure sans drama, tantrums or crying fits? If I had toddler twins, I’d consider it a momentous occasion to hold myself together through that too.

          • Cuberly

            lol…they have 3 kids total. Their oldest starts kindergarten this year. So the fact they’re all so relatively close together in age is uh….yeah.

            They’re the most patient parents I’ve ever seen.

          • Librarykid

            It’s not the world’s fault that they had so many children so close together. The world should not have to suffer from poor childhood behavior because of parents who could not space out the birth order of children.

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          • ChrisMorley

            FLAGGED and REPORTED, again

          • Librarykid

            WE were taught how to behave and never dared act up during a meal, whether at home or in public or at another family’s table. We knew exactly how to behave in public before were ever taken out into public.

      • shellback

        That was expected.

      • JT
      • Ander

        Anyone else notice the double negative in Ingraham’s tweet?

      • Ander

        Re: Ingraham’s comment.
        I HATE double negatives.

        • Matt Taum

          Yes. I’m trying to deconstruct it as well.
          – Anyone who thinks this was Trump’s finest hour is being honest. (Good for Trump)
          – Anyone who thinks this was Trump’s finest hour is not being honest. (Bad for Trump)
          – Anyone who thinks this wasn’t Trump’s finest hour is not being honest. (Good for Trump)
          – Anyone who doesn’t think this wasn’t Trump’s finest hour is not being honest. (Bad for Trump?)

          • Ander

            It’s kinda like algebra.

      • rig500

        If that’s trump’s finest hour, talking to a friend and allies, girl we in trouble!

    • neonzx

      Hannity was having a radio on-air orgasm discussing how “presidential” Trump’s speech was.

    • BobSF_94117

      It’s not like he’s running against Dubya.

    • Blake Mason

      Depends…..

    • Librarykid

      He is the chicken shit.

  • Jeffrey

    The standards they set for Trump are so low that even he occasionally meets them. But I guess he forgot to ask El Presidente to pay for that wall.

    • Why would he since…

      1) Even Trump knows he’s not going to win (which is why he’s already making excuses for winning 3 months before the election), and

      2) Even if elected he has no intention of actually building that wall and knows that Mexico is never going to agree to pay for it. Anyone who repeats that bullshit about building a wall and Mexico paying for it should be banned from serious discussions for life. It’s not a serious proposal and never was. It does show how stupid some people are that they believe it.

    • trouble94114

      how apropos that the quote “the soft bigotry of low expectations” seem to fit so well here.

    • greenmanTN

      Trump managed not to call the President of Mexico a rapist. What a political coup!

  • JoeMyGod
    • Jeffrey

      LOL @ wildly successful.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        LOL @ meltdown

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Low expectorations.

    • Cuberly
    • BobSF_94117

      Poor Richard Grenell. He’s so desperate.

      • Adam King

        People are always calling him Dick and giggling, which makes him insecure.

        • Traxley Launderette

          Isn’t he that diva that got sacked back in 2012 for being a shitbag to everybody on staff?

          • IamM

            Grenell? I think he’s the one Mitt hired to be a military advisor then immediately fired because Perkins squeaked. Doesn’t mean the other couldn’t be true too. I mean I did read it on the internet.

      • IamM

        Interior Grenell residence: 🎶High flying adored…🎶

    • bambinoitaliano

      Nuclear annihilationly successful!

  • trouble94114

    Yeah, but its a navy blue suit. How do we know he didn’t actually pee on himself?

  • crewman

    I can’t say I am too enamored with the Mexican President for giving Trump a stage to look presidential and an opportunity to appear (superficially) like he can handle foreign relations.

    • Lazycrockett

      Just think what Hillary thinks of him at the moment. I would also assume he’s avoiding Obama’s calls also.

    • Adam King

      What the fuck was he thinking?

      • safari

        My poll numbers are worse than Bush so inviting the orange shitgibbon would be a great distraction

      • BobSF_94117

        He’s doing his bit to help the GOP. Dems are likely to help Mexico anyway, so this way he snags a few more friends in Congress.

        [assuming it didn’t turn into a shitshow, which was, of course, a risk]

      • bkmn

        His approval numbers are shit and he could have used this to call Trump out and the people would have loved him for it. He blew it.

    • Blackfork

      But it gave Trump another platform to fuck his own candidacy…and to say ‘fuck you’ to the alt-right who love him.

  • Todd

    Because he didn’t want to hear ‘Fuck you and fuck your wall’ again.

    • Halou

      And hearing it in perfect English no less. That would be embarrassing.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      He did. He just didn’t understand it.

  • Halou

    He was too busy admiring the lack of rapists in the country?

  • dcurlee

    Does he honestly the president of Mexico believes a word he says. All he has to do is look at clips of his comments. Trump is one of the dumbest jaskasses I’ve seen in a while

  • BobSF_94117

    I can’t bear to watch.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Well Trump didn’t insult 150 million people or take a shit at the podium, so tonight’s media narrative is that he’s now officially “presidential”

    • Halou

      The credit surely goes to his staff, to be able to train an orangutan not to fling his own feces at the audience. Well done them.

      • Lazycrockett

        My fevered hatred of Ms. KellyAnne is growing uncontrollably.

        • B Snow

          Last week’s interview with Rachel Maddow — I can’t even describe her exactly. She said everything in such a reasonable tone, a tone that implied no one could possibly disagree with her. She constantly used Rachel’s name during the interview, like, “Hey, we’re best buds, right”, very practiced. Even her snide little attacks on Hillary were said in that oh-so-reasonable tone.

          She seems extremely intelligent. I don’t know why she’d want to use her powers for evil. I guess when you have four kids to feed and put through college, you have to stay employed.

          • Lazycrockett

            Yeah but what a shit hole she is creating for her children.

          • B Snow

            It’s possible she’s one of those people who believes Jesus will return any second now so there’s no point in making life on earth better.

      • IamM

        Credit probably goes to good timing in slipping him a mild tranquilizer.

        Which sounds like a skill I expect all his kids have. 🤔

  • Sabazinus

    It was all a photo op and he managed to not vomit all over anyone. Big whoop.

    • Soren456

      I wanted a mariachi band to begin playing every time Trump started to speak, `a la the bagpipe kids.

      Didn’t happen.

  • andrew

    That bull shit about making Mexico pay for the wall is just fodder for the morons who make up the Republican base.

  • chris james

    Now we’ll hear Trump touted for his foreign policy ability. How many dozens of countries did Hillary visit as Sec. of State? Donald eats at Taco Bell and thinks he understands Mexico, what a joke.

  • geoffalnutt

    Yeah, the real crux of the matter is the money, right…11 Billion? Wasn’t discussed? A real fuckin’ waste of jet fuel and time…for a photo op. Trump is The Ugliest American.

  • johncAtl

    So he went to Mexico. Can he now go do a press conference in Iraq? That one I’d watch.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0125Qrn24EQ

    • Halou

      I’d like to watch him explain himself in Eastern Europe as well.

    • ChrisInKansas

      As long as we’re promised better aim.

    • TuuxKabin

      GWB was always good at ducking. Cheney even better at duck/quail hunting.

      • johncAtl

        Hmmmm….. Maybe Cheney could take Pence out hunting to explain to him what being VP is all about.

  • bryan

    There will be no wall. Mexico will not pay for it. And walls do not keep drugs out, just as they don’t keep drugs out of prison. Trump is only interested in self promotion and attention.

    • teeveedub

      Nor do walls keep out undocumented immigrants, like the majority of undocumented immigrants who come here on airplanes as tourists and simply stay.

      I cannot believe how far down this rabbit hole the nation has gone.

  • Trans Batwoman ;)

    I’m probably wrong but I don’t recall any other CANDIDATES traveling to foreign countries to meet their leaders to discuss policy, who in the fuck does that orange buffoon think he is?

    • Adam King

      Bernie/Pope wasn’t that long ago.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        One of the reasons I gave up on Bernie.

        • TuuxKabin

          It was the only one I needed.

      • Trans Batwoman ;)

        I guess I don’t consider the pope to be the leader of anything legitimate but your point is noted.

    • clay

      It’s not uncommon, particularly for those without federal/international experience– didn’t they send Potatoe-Boy to Paris for a long weekend?

      • IamM

        I don’t know. I remember his trip to South America though.

    • popebuck1

      It’s actually kind of traditional. Mitt Romney nearly managed to start an international incident with the UK.

      • trouble94114

        ah yes, the “Utterly Devoid of Charm and Mildly Offensive” Romney charm offensive in the UK.

  • Blake J Butler

    Never forget. This fucking asshole is trying to pretend like we have short term memory and can’t recall his rich past of hate and bigotry.

    • ultragreen

      His what?

      • Blake J Butler

        his comments,tweets that usually involve insulting a group of people.

        • ultragreen

          I was being sarcastic.

          • Halou

            but not that sarcastic. Amirite?

          • ultragreen

            I like to keep everyone off-balance regarding my motives. Sometimes.

      • Halou

        Too rich to pay taxes.

  • Cuberly

    HAhahahahahahahahaha…as much as I hate to say it, props to Lil Ben.

    https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/771098581079994368

    • trouble94114

      Well of course we are Ben, it’s been almost 24 hours since we heard our “mangled apricot hellbeast” say that NAFTA was bad. You have to keep up with the flips AND the flops to stay on the correct page with Drumph

      • Cuberly

        …and Laura Ingrahm of all things. She’s about as rabidly anti-NAFTA as it gets.

    • Halou

      All the talk about NAFTA is just a cunning way to distract/confuse people over the donations made to NAMBLA.

      • Traxley Launderette

        I heard that there’s talk of opening a Mexican branch. People are saying things, so maybe it’s true.

    • Joe in PA

      Yikes, I just left Ingraham’s twitter feed, that woman is absolutely unhinged. She’s a “journalist”. Damn, someone either needs a big hug, to get laid or a lobotomy.

      • Cuberly

        Oh she’s nuts. She’s always been sorta unhinged but since she hopped on the Drumpf wagon she’s really turned trumpanzee.

  • witch

    What’s new? He speaks to whatever the crowd in front of him wants to hear

  • ultragreen

    I still don’t understand why this meeting happened. Not understanding Spanish may be one of the reasons.

  • TuuxKabin

    Is an opera going to be composed now? ‘Knuckle Dragging drumpf In Mexico”?

    • Mikey

      I wouldn’t touch that libretto with a 10 ft contrabassoon.

  • Michael Smith

    “We are united by our support of Mexicans.”

    I thought they were sending drugs and rapists here? I mean some, I assume, are good people.

    • johncAtl

      The rapists are okay now that Kellyanne has explained that it’s the fault of women for not being stronger.

      • Gil

        Thanks for reminding us !!!

  • MB

    Why can’t that brown little Messicun prezidentay of them Messicun Estahd-dose Uneed-dose speak ‘Muricun English !#[email protected]!

  • Cuberly

    Jebus Keeerist! The media is flipping somersaults over this. Like he brokered peace in the middle east and ended all wars or something. WTF!?!?

    This entire exercise should be reported for what it is, an “everyone gets a trophy” moment. Drumpf can stand still and read a prepared speech for a few minutes. Talk about low bar expectations.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I’m a little upset over it myself. Peña Nieto is either an idiot who just made Trump look “not so bad after all” to Mexican-Americans, or else he’s a genius who just undermined Trump’s support with his own base. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

      • Cuberly

        …well there’s the third option. Maybe latino-americans will just scoff and not fall for it. It’s been pointed out that mexicans on both sides of the border loathe Nieto. His approval rating is in the low 20s.

        Which leads me to believe that, like we’ve seen countless times before, Drumpf is playing to conservative suburban whites not wanting to come across as racists.

    • billbear1961

      It’s disgraceful, and why I’m really afraid they–the MSM–are going to get that dangerously unfit jackass elected.

      It is criminally irresponsible behaviour.

      This isn’t journalism by any STRETCH of the imagination–it is absolutely SHAMELESS propaganda.

      And it’s why I’m profoundly pessimistic about the future.

      They don’t give a SHIT about his TAX RETURNS, about his connections to Putin, about OTHER conflicts of interest that are bound to occur because of his incredibly shady–hell, CROOKED–business dealings.

      • Cuberly

        The NYT had a piece about the Clinton Foundation being a “cloud” over her campaign. Um, there’s zero wrong-doing, nada, nothing, zip…but they still have to categorize the piece as yet another, there go those Clintons again.

        This perpetuating a conspiracy narrative is getting really really old.

        • billbear1961

          Nothing–NOTHING–said about Republican foundations where donors aren’t even revealed, or about the use of private servers by Republicans, about MILLIONS of emails destroyed by W.’s White House when Congress requested to SEE them.

          • Dee

            Actually something is very strange about the RNC. The hackers won’t touch them. The media won’t touch them. It’s kinda weird for this election.

          • billbear1961

            The Russians are doing what Trump specifically requested them to do–his call for a foreign power to launch cyberattacks on his own country is without precedent in American politics. Is he held accountable? NO.

            Hillary laid out her EVIDENCE proving his links to the racist, bigoted far right–the media IGNORE that SOLID evidence and claim she just hurls insults like he does.

            The AP refuses to retract its shameful HIT PIECE on the Clinton Foundation.

            The MSM don’t just refuse to call Trump and his people out for their LIES–they are now aiding and abetting them in those lies, covering up for his campaign, shilling for him, not digging into the controversies surrounding him while they HOUND Hillary over info that shows she has done NOTHING illegal, info they have because she has made it available to them, while Trump continues to HIDE his past and his tax returns.

            We SEE this happening before our VERY eyes, and NOTHING happens to CALL them out for their shameful BIAS, to make this STOP, to make them DO THEIR JOBS!!

            It’s why I’m afraid Trump will be elected and we will move down the road to fascism.

            The MSM are BETRAYING this democratic republic.

  • Lazycrockett

    Better stock up on the booze tonight.

    https://twitter.com/WaPoSean/status/771090520462491649

    • HZ81

      Might be the night I get my heroin addiction going.

    • Piercedchrlz

      Time to break out the Vicodin and Bourbon smoothies.

    • TuuxKabin

      And very teleprompted.

    • teeveedub

      Lengthy? Of course. Aren’t all Trump’s appearances?

      And far-reaching? Well, in the sense of “that’s a stretch,” perhaps that’ll be true, too.

      • kanehau

        Far reaching as in YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

  • HZ81

    You yellow belly, orange asshole.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    WTF was Peña Nieto trying to do with this? I just don’t get it.

    • billbear1961

      He’s a pathetic idiot.

  • Rod Steely

    What a LOSER! BAD negotiator BAD! Forgot to bring up his one key point- PAY FOR THE WALL. SAD!

  • edrex

    “We are united by our support of Mexicans.” And the love of a good taco bowl.

  • Gustav2

    Trump looked and sounded like he was running for president of Mexico. Sad!

  • Ernest Endevor

    That thing on his head has become yet another color and seems to have been reworked.

    • lymis

      Fall is coming.

      Or maybe it’s getting too much fertilizer.

    • Gianni

      I thought I was the only one that was seeing an almost daily change of blond shadings on the mess he calls hair.

      • Ernest Endevor

        It goes from apricot to silver but now seems to have settled on a Clairol goldish blonde that’s about as convincing as Reagan’s orange-brown bathroom dye-job. But someone now seems to be ‘styling’ the Trump thing and its volume has settled into a more, shall we say, restrained shape?

  • Richard, another Canuck

    I’m surprised that Trump was not detained for questioning after the scam that they pulled with the Trump Baja. Many folks lost their life savings to buy into the project that never even broke ground. Millions of dollars disappeared.
    http://winningdemocrats.com/heres-how-ivanka-trump-helped-her-dad-swindle-people-out-of-their-life-savings/

  • TuuxKabin

    Received from a Mexican friend in Mexico:

    i cant even talk about this humiliation. It makes me sick.

  • ByronK
  • bkmn

    Did he have a taco salad with el Presidente?

  • BobSF_94117

    Trump said. “We are united by our support of Mexicans.”

    Do you suppose he mean “in”?

  • Cuberly

    The laughs keep coming. Now breitbart has to spin a positive out from Drumpfs standing at a podium moment.

    https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/771104504804741120

  • Octavio

    I have been advised by someone close to me that I need to stay away from JMG because it affects my mood and that affects him. I therefore pledge to spend more time playing with puppies, helping those in need, exercising more, eating less and watching our giant tank of tropical fish. Fuck you Donald Trump. You embarrass me as a human being.

    Please note Joe: It’s not you. It’s me. Peace out.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Well, that seems a bit overreactive.

      • TuuxKabin

        We have to do what we need to do for peace of mind.

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          Peyote

          • Acronym Jim

            I prefer free Odie.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I will miss you, but I know what you mean. Sometimes I think I’d be better off just completely unplugging and not knowing about any of this stuff.

    • Megrim Twist

      I took a break from all social media for about 3 weeks and it really helped. So, enjoy the break but please come back!

      • Whut…Joe’s comment section is (gasp) social media??? Good gadz, I thought I’d dodged that bullet by banning smartphones, twits, faceplants, instagrins and other time wasters from my life.

        • Treant

          Alas, no. You’ve been sucked off. Sucked in. Whatever.

    • TuuxKabin

      El abecé a ustedes. Fotos de los cachorros, por favor. Regresa cuando puedas.

    • Cuberly

      Adios, take some time, but don’t stay away too long. 😉

      Beginning to think of doing the same myself.

    • barrixines

      Completely understand. The thing is I was using JMG as the buffer between my other half and how beside myself British news sites made me. I liked laughing at Maggie, Kim, Eugene et al. Your election, though,is sending me into a something of a black space. Go. Be good to your pets, to your man. Come back when you can smile again.

    • Gianni

      Boy, are you not alone in that!

    • billbear1961

      I understand.

      🙁

    • TuuxKabin

      Remind us, por favor. You’re returning to LV after Pismo Beach, then to BA? Or from Pismo / LAX-BAI via Chile or Peru? GodsPeed, whatever the arrangement is. xo

    • Acronym Jim

      And now I’m picturing you glaring at a giant tank of tropical fish. Take as much time as you need. We’ll miss you, but you need to do what’s best for you.

    • coram nobis

      Are the tropical fish piranhas? It’s the romantic in me.

    • JaniceInToronto

      But, but think of the children!

  • sequel

    subtitles please :/

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Trust me, you don’t want to know. At one point, he even said Trump has been “misinterpreted.” I wanted to barf.

      • sequel

        have some dignity, Nieto!

  • Henry Auvil

    But he looked presidential.

    • Dejerrity Mycron

      Oh look, a Donbrero

  • Marides48

    tRump has plenty of time before the election to “Put foot in mouth”.

  • greenmanTN

    Of course you didn’t because anyone who has two brain cells to rub together knows that’s horseshit. That doesn’t rule out your most ardent supporters, so…

  • Blackfork

    Trump just fucked the alt-right. I can’t wait to hear their…whining?… cries of ‘traitor’?…crickets?

  • M Jackson

    So trump has been full of shit. Or he is now full of shit. Either way I’m shocked, I’m shocked I tell you!

  • thom

    ot:// brand new FOX News poll. Clinton +2.
    very recently it was Clinton +10.
    she’s losing ground to Johnson/Stein as well, head to head it’s Clinton +6

    • Ninja0980

      Polls were always going to go down post convention bounce but still way too close for comfort.

      • thom

        yeah, it’s starting to feel too much like the brexit polls. remain was far ahead in the early polls, then exit closed quickly within the last month. most commentators didnt trust the last few weeks of polling and were shocked by the results. as nate silver says “trust the polls”
        don’t try to unskew the polls you don’t like

    • Bruno

      538 Polls Plus down to 70.2%.

      • thom

        in September 2012, 538.com had obamas chance of winning at 75%.
        so, as of now, trump has a better chance of winning than Romney had

  • lymis

    “We are united by our support of Mexicans.”

    … as long as they know their place, the crooked rapists.

  • Oikos
  • Gil

    So what did that idjit from Alabammy and Ghouliani add to the mix ?? Haven’t heard anything yet about them…

  • Notnerb

    How’s he going to force Mexico to pay for his wall when he can’t even get them to put an American flag on the stage?

    • TuuxKabin

      There was no reason to put an American flag on the stage. drumpf is still a private citizen, not elected or appointed official to represent the government.

      • Notnerb

        You’re right, but considering the tantrum he threw about how there weren’t enough flags at the Democrat convention you’d think he’d push for one to show what a great negotiator he is

        • coram nobis

          The flag would have been made in China anyway.

    • GanymedeRenard

      He’s not in a position to “get them” do anything, and he won’t be. Full stop.

  • thom

    BREAKING from the AP:
    AP – MEXICAN PRESIDENT ENRIQUE PENA NIETO TOLD DONALD TRUMP AT MEETING THAT MEXICO WOULD NOT PAY FOR TRUMP’S PROPOSED BORDER WALL

    looks like trump might have gotten caught in a fib

    • BobSF_94117

      Yes, but he didn’t say they wouldn’t pay for that FUCKING wall, so it’s a diplomatic triumph!!!!

    • delk

      Yeah, like the AP has any credibility.

      • thom

        lol. true.
        reuters is reporting it too.

    • TuuxKabin

      AP.

      • thom

        confirmed by the president
        “At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall.” https://t.co/9zFEYvZJl3

        • GanymedeRenard

          I’m surprised he’s talking about “the wall” to begin with, as it were going to be a reality.

      • coram nobis

        Anadarko Petroleum, maybe. The wire service hasn’t been in good shape of late.

  • Cuberly
    • thom

      is this the church with the pastor who posted cartoons of Hillary in blackface?
      I think it is, probably explains why he’s backing out. .. he’s on lock down with his new handlers lol

  • Sam_Handwich

    i’m makin taco bowls for election night dinner. i just noted it on my calendar

    • TuuxKabin

      Five of us are having either a champagne breakfast on the 9th, or meeting at a local dive to drown our sorrows.

      • Sam_Handwich

        be sure to try the blueberry crepes!

        • TuuxKabin

          Will you be there all week?

  • MikeBx2

    Now the “he said / he said” begins. Reuters is reporting that the Mexican President says he told Trump that Mexico would not be paying for the wall.

    • thom

      might of been a good idea to push back on this when you were live. on. national. television!

  • Bj Lincoln

    Who is that?! It looks and sounds like Trump but the things he’s saying is…..is….. the TOTAL OPPOSITE of everything he has said and stood for! Every word was scripted and he stuck to it for the whole thing.
    Frankly, I am a lot disappointed. Did the GOP give him a lobotomy?! They must have founds his nuts and has a firm grip.

    • coram nobis

      The Rude Pundit thinks it’s a betrayal, and tears Donald a new one.

      http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2016/08/trump-wusses-out-in-mexico-and-you-have.html

      Because now you know. You’ve been played. You’re the sucker. It’d be like dying and waking up in Muslim Hell. Everything you’ve believed, everything you’ve argued for, it’s all just a big fuckin’ lie. Tough guy Donald Trump walked right up to the president of the country that sends us rapists and drug dealers and planted his tawny lips on the guy’s ass. What a fucking wuss.

      This is what an existential crisis is like, dear Trump supporters. Wallow in it, fuckers.

      • Tor

        Tawny lips. Is that what they are calling Cheetos now?

  • Ross

    I fixed the headline:

  • Gianni

    Trump is not the President and neither is Hillary. This sort of stunt is totally inappropriate at this time. Of course, inappropriate never stopped Trump before.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Trump said. “We are united by our support of Mexicans.”

    At least some of them, that Trumps supposes are good.

  • coram nobis

    An unredacted transcript:

    Mr. Trump: Good afternoon, Mr. President Penny Neato, and thank you for meeting.
    President Enrique Peña Nieto: Bienvenido, Estimado Señor Pendejo Trump, y gracias, tu hijo de la chingada, en esta porquería.
    Trump: You’re welcome, your excellence.
    President: (Since you can’t understand a thing I say, you ignoramus, let me say you’re a buffoon who can expect nothing from us.)
    Trump: I’m glad we can talk like this, okay? And we’ll see about the wall and any payments later.
    President: (I’d like to build a wall, and stand you up against it like we did a hundred years ago.) Oh, yes, señor, si, we talked well and had a good visit.
    Trump: And thank you too, okay?
    President: Adios, Señor Payaso Trump, y no me chingues.
    Trump: Hasta la vista, baby.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Asshole.

  • SFHarry

    He was scared to ask.

  • Homo Erectus

    Donald, honey – that wasn’t a debate.

  • KQCA

    Anyone know….why on earth did President Nieto meet up with Trump? Why would he dignify Trump’s presence by meeting him at all?

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