Bad Lip Reading: Ted Cruz At The RNC [VIDEO]

RedState recaps:

And now for something completely different. Ted Cruz’s speech at the RNC was nothing short of historical. The man got up, told people to vote their conscience, didn’t endorse Trump, and walked away as the convention, the media, and the political world exploded behind him. This moment in history has to be memorialized, and the popular YouTube channel Bad Lip Reading did just that.

  • Mark

    Finally! We hear the truth!!!

  • Todd20036

    “He wants to party and he wants someone else to do the puking.”

    It’s really no longer satire when it hits that close to the mark.

    • Laurajferguson

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  • MBear

    and that brightens my morning so

  • Michael Rush

    More listenable .

  • David Walker

    A turd martini, eh?

  • OdieDenCO

    trump is the dingle berry olive in the turd martini

    • Jeffg166

      Is that a vodka or gin martini?

      • oikos

        Vodka for me please.

      • OdieDenCO

        toilet bowl gin

  • perversatile

    -that was kinda creepy.
    Is Michele Bachmann’s BLR old enough to be considered a classic?

    • The_Wretched

      I once laughed for 30 minutes straight after watching this one. I was at work so it wasn’t the best of times.
      ‘one. jew. person.’ – no
      ‘bust a tree root up in her shrimp’

      • perversatile

        The best part is- in a 100 years
        the BLR Michele Bachmann will
        be how history remembers her.

        • The_Wretched

          That or for hiding in the bushes at a LGBT rally.

  • Lakeview Bob

    As creepy and amusing as that video was it is also a reminder of how truly ugly Rafael is.

  • coram nobis

    The Peter Lorre giggle was apt.

  • andrew

    Cruz is a far more dangerous man than Trump. Cruz actually believes the extremist views he espouses.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Even Trump does the Hitler salute.