One Million Moms: The Muppets Show Has Been Canceled Because Jesus Blessed Your Donations

Two weeks ago ABC/Disney canceled the rebooted Muppets Show. Critics had savaged the show’s “depressing” story lines and a mid-season retooling with a new showrunner failed to improve ratings. But as they typically do when things they had nothing to do with turn out their way, today One Million Moms is taking credit. From OMM head Monica Cole:

HUGE Victory! The ABC series “The Muppets” has been cancelled! The comedy series lasted only one season after 1MM warned parents the new adaptation of “The Muppets” was for adults only. Beloved puppets do not mix well with perversion, sexually charged jokes, and crude humor.

Praise the Lord! These accomplishments are the result of the Lord’s blessing on the prayers, action alerts, email letters, and gifts from concerned and generous supporters. Would you help us to continue these important efforts? Please make a donation of any amount today.

What kind of country are we going to leave our children and grandchildren if we don’t fight for our values? We may not win all the battles, but we will win some. I sure don’t want to give our country over without a fight and I know you don’t either. We depend heavily on donations. Your gift is greatly needed for 1MM to remain strong!

As you know, we are a nonprofit organization that relies on financial support from concerned parents like you! Christians have to stick together. There really is strength in numbers. Make your donation today!

You’ll note that One Million Moms hasn’t uttered a peep about the renewal of The Real O’Neals, another show they targeted with many advertiser boycotts. White Jesus sure is selective about his “huge victories.”