North Korea Endorses “Wise” Donald Trump

The Guardian reports:

North Korean state media has praised US presidential hopeful Donald Trump, describing him as a “wise politician” and “far-sighted candidate” who could help unify the Korean peninsula.

An editorial in DPRK Today, an official media outlet, welcomed the Republican presidential candidate’s proposal to hold direct talks with Kim Jong-un, saying he could help bring about Pyongyang’s “Yankee go home” policy.

“There are many positive aspects to Trump’s ‘inflammatory policies’,” wrote Han Yong-mook, who described himself as a Chinese North Korean scholar.

“Trump said he will not get involved in the war between the South and the North, isn’t this fortunate from North Korea’ perspective?”

The article urged Seoul not to increase defence spending so as to prompt a US withdrawal, and urged American voters not to choose the Democratic hopeful, Hillary Clinton.

“The president that US citizens must vote for is not that dull Hillary – who claimed to adapt the Iranian model to resolve nuclear issues on the Korean Peninsula – but Trump, who spoke of holding direct conversation with North Korea.”

  • Tigernan Quinn

    You’d think that this would give a voter pause.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Won’t phase the typical Trump-bot one bit.
      A study found Trumpeteers are united by a trait called “authoritarianism”, which means they are natural followers who crave a “strong man” to idolize. (Also known as LOSERS.)

      • Harley

        LOSERS with guns.

        • Oscarlating Wildely

          And pitchforks.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          … but without a CLUE.
          Always a dangerous combination.

    • JDM

      You’d think that a proposed ban on Muslims entering the country would have done that, too. But no.

  • Prion

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  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Well, of course! Despots like Putin and Kim Jong-un instinctively recognize one of their own. The world is in danger of becoming one giant playground for oligarchs and fascists.

  • Prion


    • Gindy51

      All of those creatures at least have a reason for being on this earth, Trump not so much.

  • Ernest Endevor

    It’s like the opening night of Spiderman: the Musical. Still, when you’ve got the North Koreans behind you what could go wrong?

    Oh, and how long before Trump refers to the capital as ‘Poontang’?

    • TuuxKabin

      So Sarah Palin saying “But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies” has some meaning to it. Damn. I guess she can see North Korea from her front porch as well.

      • Robert

        He’ll probably send her on a diplomatic mission there.

        They won’t be able to translate what she says..

        • TuuxKabin

          WE can’t translate what she says. Maybe she’ll make more sense to them.

    • Robincho

      I just wish he’d stop referring to Sean Penn as the capital of Cambodia…

      • Ernest Endevor

        High Larious.

  • Michael Rush

    Asked to explain the popularity of Donald Trump –
    ” I can’t . He’s a demagogue who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator ” -Stephen Hawking

    ” Voting against Donald Trump at this point, is really treason to your heritage ” – David Duke

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Hmmm, … I think I’ll go with the respected scientist’s perspective and ignore the racist, foaming-at-the-mouth, “former” KKK grand wizard.

      • saucetin

        Trump’s father?

      • wmforr

        I don’t know. How much money does Hawking actually have? Trump has said you can’t be great if you’re not rich. News to Lincoln, Einstein, Jesus, St. Francis, etc., but that’s just the way it is.

    • Yeah, presumably I share a “heritage” with Trump and Duke, in their way of thinking, in that I’m white (bonus points: being German background). But my heritage also includes Hillary. And Bernie. And Obama.

      • Michael Rush

        It’s almost the difference between living in your head with your own ideas and upholding your own self importance and living in a larger complex universe . ME ME ME vs. getting used to the idea that ” ME ” is relatively insignificant .

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Just another reflection ( warning ) of who this tRump guy is and who he attracts.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      A steamin’ lump of turd is bound to attract a few filth flies.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    “An editorial in DPRK Today, an official media outlet,”

    Just an FYI, there’s also an Onion-like DPRK Today. I like to follow them on Twitter. Very Funny!

  • bryan

    Endorsed by Putin, Kim Jong Un, David Duke, the KKK, ‘Pastor’ David Manning, Alex Jones, Michael Savage… Tyrants, racists and fanatics. No doubt if Bin Laden was still alive, he would have endorsed this maniac too.

    • Robert

      You forgot the ‘stupid’ representative…. Sarah Palin

  • Baltimatt

    I loved this comment in the Guardian article:

    Ludicrous coiffure mutual appreciation society?

    • Michael Rush
      • saucetin

        Implied mustache / they’re just Stalin’

      • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

        Did not take too long for Godwin’s Theorem to be proven yet again

        • Michael Rush

          The connection of Trump to Hitler isn’t a joke ….

          ” Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler’s collected speeches, My New Order, which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed. ”

          “Donald is a believer in the big-lie theory,” his lawyer had told me. “If you say something again and again, people will believe you.”

          A big lie (German: Große Lüge) is a propaganda technique. The expression was coined by Adolf Hitler, when he dictated his 1925 book Mein Kampf, about the use of a lie so “colossal” that no one would believe that someone “could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.”

    • WebSlinger
  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Renowned dictators? Check.
    Categorical racists? Check.
    Unbridled hate groups? Check.
    Whacko surgeons on loads of ludes? Check.
    Moose killin’, gibberish talkin’ trash? Check.
    Ah! a candidate that the party of Zombie Reagan can be proud be! Gawd bless ‘Muricah!

    • GayOldLady

      He’s one every category except Sane Normal Americans.

    • Robincho

      The greatest lie embraced by humanity is that Homo sapiens is Nature’s last word. Drumpfenfüror and the particles of fecal matter orbiting around him are prima facie evidence of this…

    • MarkOH

      He really is pulling the Republican party back together.

      • Bad Tom

        Similar to Dr. Frankenstein’s fine work on his Monster.

  • Mark

    NK’s endorsement is like toilet paper stuck to a shoe….

    • JDM

      That’s what they’ve all said. And yet nothing seems to effect the poll numbers.

  • bkmn

    It won’t be long before Putin endorses him too.

    • Todd20036

      He already did

    • William

      I’m holding out to see who Robert Mugabe endorses.

      • Robert

        LOLROF…. hilarious….

  • j.martindale

    An endorsement that would sink any other candidate.

    • Robert

      He’ll probably fly Sarah Palin to North Korea to hold talks with the Dear Leader. She and Bristol can start a drunken brawl like they did at that birthday party.

      If we’re lucky nobody will ever hear from her again…

      • Ginger Snap

        And Bristol could come home with an anchor baby.

    • WebSlinger

      I completely agree but when you are deal with two massive egos that live their lives shrouded in secrecy and denial this is the end result. Of course North Korea supports Trump as he is in many ways a symbol that North Korea can vilify and ultimately mock if he does become President.

      North Korea would like nothing more to spend the next 4 years stating how corrupt, bigoted, immoral and hateful America is and if Trump is President they will have SO much actual and ongoing footage to show their populace to further fan the flames of hatred of America and Western ideology.

      • popebuck1

        “North Korea would like nothing more to spend the next 4 years stating how corrupt, bigoted, immoral and hateful America is and if Trump is President they will have SO much actual and ongoing footage to show their populace to further fan the flames of hatred of America and Western ideology.”

        If Trump is president, they’ll be right.

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  • JustSayin’

    There ya go trumpanzees and bernie bro’s, the future you seek is talking right too ya! Trump will remove American Military support of South Korea. North Korea will invade South Korea, gaining a broader foot print to place their Nuclear tipped ICBMs, currently under testing. t-Rump thinks it is okay for them to have Nukes based on his stance that any country that wants nuclear arms should be allowed to have them without U.S interference.

    Keep fucking with the election Bernie, and this future will happen.

    • Todd20036

      Most Bernie fans will not go to trump. They’ll just hold someone’s penis and vote for Hillary

      • Robert

        That was my plan.

        Anybody willing to let me hold their penis while I vote?

  • bambinoitaliano

    When the Russian and North Korean praises your candidate, it must be out of the goodness of their heart. If any country who express the care and concern of their people in their nations, you can’t do worst than these two prime model on planet earth. They can’t destroy US from the outside but manipulating stupid Americans causing an implosion is effortless and costless.

  • ColdCountry

    Well. Nice to know he can get along with other world leaders….

  • Ninja0980

    Isn’t Obama supposed to be the person loved by Communist tyrants?
    How will the Trump folks spin this one?

  • Sam_Handwich

    RE: the video Joe posted

    There was a story on the Moth Radio Hour this weekend told by a South Korean reporter, Suki Kim, who went undercover as a teacher at an elite school in NK. She concluded…

    “Three generations of the great leader have now happened and for 70 years the world sat back and just watched which, to me, that silence is indefensible. Lies runs so deep there because the center is rotten and that rottenness is irrevocable.”

  • Steve Teeter

    So North Korea thinks Trump would be a pleasure to work with. I got called that a few times, but I never took it as a compliment until I knew who was saying it.

    • Robert

      He probably promised to build a Trump tower there….

      boy are they in for a shock…

    • Charles Manuel P.

      More to the point, they think he would give them a shot at Seoul & the rest of the peninsula. If that doesn’t put away any fear of nuclear tech from the Japanese, I don’t know what would.

  • Jmdintpa

    And yet so many will claim to sit home or vote for trump or some other third party throw away vote ( which is the same as supporting trump) because that mean ole hillary is the same as trump. she is just the worst thing ever. she just wants power. she just is more of the same old same old. blah blah blah .. my butt hurts since bernie didnt get the nomination so im sitting home to teach everyone a lesson.

  • GayOldLady

    Kim Jong-Dung endorse Don Gone-Wrong. Who is surprised?

    • JDM

      Don’t you mean, “Who suplised?”

      • moebym

        As a Chinese-American, I don’t appreciate this.

        • JDM

          Don’t you mean, “I don’t appleciate ris”? You might also want to take it up with the four racists who gave it a thumbs-up.

        • JDM

          And are you calling out the people on here who constantly spout fat jokes? I see that shit all the time, and it seems to go completely un-called out. If you’re overlooking that and taking the time respond to me, cry me a fucking river.

    • zhera

      Bad Hair-Do?

  • William

    I suppose a post apocalypse, lifeless Korean peninsula could be considered ‘united’.

  • Baby Dave

    Jiujitsu is the art of using an opponent’s energy against them. You step aside, extend your foot as they charge at you, and then add a light thrust to their backside, flipping them onto the ground. You take what they were going to do anyway- run at you – and make that a fatal mistake.

    Donald Trump has taken what the GOP base was going to do anyway – white nationalism, paradoxically demand isolationism and imperialism at the same time, appeal to aesthetic troop support (yellow ribbons, flags, Rolling Thunder, POW MIA flags) while attacking anyone who actually was a POW (John McCain) since they have messy objections to things like torture, praise celebrities like Caitlyn Jenner while undermining the trans community they supposedly represent, etc- and used it to hijack the party nomination, only to announce that he’s broke now (ha ha) and now wants to buddy up with the only country capable of alienating voters on both Left and Right (North Korea).

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    If it was anybody else, the GOP would be screaming whoever was recommended was a Manchurian candidate.

  • Todd20036

    So, Putin and Un endorse trump, as do the KKK and the Nazis

    I cannot get my head around the fact that anyone who calls himself a liberal would endorse this yutz

    • Robert

      Don’t forget Sarah Palin… she is the ‘stupid’ equivalent of all those groups.

  • TexasBoy

    Dear Republicans, don’t you find it the least bit disconcerting that a long time enemy of the American people endorses your candidate?

  • Get Real

    BREAKING: California governor Jerry Brown has endorsed Hillary Clinton ahead of the primary next Tuesday.

  • Sam_Handwich


    Jerry Brown just endorsed Hillary

    On Tuesday, June 7, I have decided to cast my vote for Hillary Clinton
    because I believe this is the only path forward to win the presidency
    and stop the dangerous candidacy of Donald Trump.

  • Robert

    So Trump has been endorsed by North Korea, the KKK and Sarah Palin… LOL….

    And nearly half the voters of this country plan to back him. What loonies they are. Lies every single day. So many of them the press has stopped trying to identify them all.

    Apparently, there no drought in California…

  • JT
  • SoCalGal20

    Drumpf is holding a “press conference” at 11am EST regarding his donations, or lack thereof, to veterans groups.

    • JDM

      There’s no question that he’s donated money. The only remaining question is whether it was the 6 million he claimed.

  • thom

    kinda on topic. … this afternoon internal documents from the trump university case will be made public.

    • Sam_Handwich

      No taco bowls for Judge Curiel!

  • Hunter M

    Well that does it for me. That’s the endorsement I’ve been waiting for. Now I’ll be voting Trump./s

  • rextrek1

    could u imagine for even a second IF NK endorsed President Obama or Hillary – THE RIGHTWING WOULD GO BEzERK!!!

    • rextrek1

      or even Bernie – THE HEADS WOULD EXPLODE!!!!!!!!! Would be Front page news on FOX, CNN, MSNBC etc etc add nauseum

  • Kevin Perez

    I can see that both Kim and Trump have the same taste in ‘classy’.

  • Paige Turner

    Kim Jong Il’s dead body was paraded through the streets of Pyongyang on top of the most overt display of American Imperialist supremacy.

    The Lincoln Continental. This one is circa 1977 and no one can work out how in the hell its ended up in North Korea however its been there for a while. His Father was also dragged around Pyongyang on it too.

    Irony isnt the Kim’s strong point.

    • Leo Tallant

      I guess North Koreans do not produce tears when they cry? When I turn the audio off it looks more like they are hysterically laughing.

      • robindaybird

        Given it’s reported anyone who doesn’t sufficiently mourn for the leader will be taken, there’s probably a lot of fake crying going on.

  • ByronK

    And all this time I’ve thought of the North Koreans as humourless.

  • Silver Badger

    A man is known by the company he keeps. Is it possible that the Democrats are behind these endorsements? /s

  • Ginger Snap

    All my brain could see while reading this is another slave labor market to exploit as American business men love unification with poor aggressive countries for this reason only.

  • delk

    Trump, by the way, was a draft dodger.

    • Hawthy


  • dcurlee

    If it happens. Let Trump make an ass comment to Kim and our problem would be solved.

  • WIGuy

    So Trump has the approval of North Korea, The KKK and Sarah Palin. Be afraid, be very afraid.

  • douglas

    First the KKK and now North Korea. Who needs more proof than that of his “qualifications”.

  • Baltimatt

    North Korean Party Rock Anthem.

  • Jerry Hinnant

    We’ve already had one axis of evil ( Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito) we don’t need another. ( Trump, Putin, Kim Jung-un)

  • glass

    You know you are a loser when North Korea endorses you.

  • MikeBx2

    I assume as we get closer to Fall, more will be made of the absolute danger and absurdity of even considering making Trump Commander-In-Chief. I hardly hear anymore even a mention that he said he thinks those who are captured in combat are not heroes. How could that ever become old news? He should have been asked yesterday, Memorial Day, how he feels about those who were captured and killed.

  • zhera

    Show me your friends and I’ll tell you who (what) you are.

    North Korea

  • Bj Lincoln

    WTF! If this doesn’t mean Drumpf is the WRONG candidate, I don’t know what does!

    • David Milley

      (wan smile) Y’mean, as opposed to every other Trump development?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    “North Korea?……I don’t know about them…..I’ll have to look into that……I’ll have my people look into that…….seriously, I don’t know anything about them so how can I disassociate myself from them…….didn’t you guys ask me this about some guy named David Duke and that KKK group……..who I still don’t know…….I don’t know…..”

  • off leash

    Could Dennis Rodman be Trump’s pick for a running mate?

  • AtticusP

    I understand that Kanye West is also being considered for an endorsement…

    • JCF

      My eyes!! }-X

  • Richard

    If this doesn’t wake up American voters to how dangerous a Trump presidency would be, nothing will.

  • Gianni

    Now THERE’S an endorsement you can’t argue over. What more solid proof does one need as confirmation of Trump’s capabilities? Someone quick, get a map and show Donald where N. Korea is.

  • DesertSun59

    Trump is getting all the ‘good’ endorsements: NK, Putin, the KKK. The ‘uneducated’. Every Do Nothing Republican in Congress.

    You can’t beat all that!

  • Stubenville

    Is this a story in The Onion?

  • JCF


    • JCF

      Well, they know that Der Fuhrhair Drumpf would mean that any (credible) human rights denunciations go away!

  • wmforr

    He’s just racking up those All-American endorsements. White Supremacists, Klansmen, rapists, dingbats: why hasn’t the American Nazi Party shown up yet.

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  • Dan Robinson

    Birds of a feather and all that.