Rubio: I’m Sorry For Mocking Trump’s Dick [VIDEO]

CNN reports:

Marco Rubio apologized privately to Donald Trump in person backstage before a Republican debate for crude remarks he made about Trump’s appearance, the Florida senator said in an exclusive CNN interview. The former presidential candidate, who has grudgingly said he will support Trump in November, also admitted a series of mistakes that he says eventually bedeviled his campaign.

Chief among those, Rubio has said, was belittling Trump for the size of his hands in the leadup to Super Tuesday, which he has publicly said he regrets. But Rubio went further when speaking with Tapper. “I actually told Donald — one of the debates, I forget which one — I apologized to him for that,” Rubio said. “I said, ‘You know, I’m sorry that I said that. It’s not who I am and I shouldn’t have done it.’ I didn’t say it in front of the cameras, I didn’t want any political benefit.”

  • RealityBass

    He didn’t want any political benefit then. He certainly wants it now though, otherwise he’d keep it to himself.

    • David Walker

      What good is an apology if you can’t get some mileage out of it?

      • OSG

        “I mean, what’s the point of crying if no one can see you do it!”

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    • Jay Silversmith

      He only apologized because he and trump whipped them out backstage and they were both tiny, so he felt guilty.

  • Sporkfighter

    He was so close to the truth. Trump is a small-minded dick.

    • pj


  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    Marco, that was fine. You did a good job showing the world what you are truly like and helping to tear apart that backward fetid Klan meeting, otherwise known as the GOP.

  • grada3784

    I’m all for saying that Trump is a big dick. It’s just that he has no balls.

    • perversatile

      You know Donald is completely enamored by how
      yooge his penis looks in Marco’s little monkey paw hands.

  • Prion

  • Michael Rush

    Didn’t say it in front of the camera that filmed him saying it ?

  • Prion


    • clay

      Meanwhile: “Senate announces bipartisan day of mourning at the return of Sen. Cruz”

  • Prion

    I’m with the cat…

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Cat’s are always smarter and focused on the long term goals.
      Dogs are always more eager to please.

  • Gustav2

    “I didn’t say it in front of the cameras, I didn’t want any political benefit.”

    (But I just did it for political benefit)

    • olandp

      Hey, working for that VP slot ain’t easy or pretty.

  • Prion


  • Trump would not apologise for anything he says about anyone, no matter how dumb, rude or crude it is; so I don’t think anyone else should apologise to Trump…even Rubio.

    • WebSlinger

      TRUTH…sad but real TRUTH

    • another_steve

      Our Republican Party is absolutely amoral these days, Steven. I won’t say “immoral,” because that implies consistency of a sort.

      Not sure the rest of the civilized world has anything approaching the level of moral bankruptcy we’re seeing here, with Trump and Co.

    • pj

      this is part of the trump rehab….

    • Randy Left Brooklyn

      Sometimes you apologize to someone when you know you have done the wrong thing, not because they deserve it but to make you feel better about yourself. Sometimes you accept an apology not because you believe the person has changed but because you want to move on from the incident.

    • clay

      Trump, the “evangelical Christian” who says he’s never done anything necessitating God’s forgiveness, since, you know, God’s standards are so low.

  • Friday

    More Christian Righties going to the bigger greed and bigotry with hat in hand.

    • Chucktech

      Sure. Why not? Jesus will still be there after November, they can always go back to kissing His ass then.

  • KnownDonorDad

    “I’m sorry I said something that torpedoed my campaign.”

  • perversatile
  • William

    Come on Marco, get your nose up Trump’s ass.

    • Cuberly

      With all the corporate cash Marco got from silicone valley you’d think he’d be more practiced in this.

  • Joseph Miceli

    I have a picture in my head of Trump and the other Republican candidates in the primate’s cage at the zoo. Guess how Trump is showing dominance? Guess how Rubio is showing submission?

    • OSG

      Is Rubio literally shitting on Trump’s dick in this scenario?

    • clay

      I had a slightly different image in mind– intergalactic prison . . .

      • Joseph Miceli

        DING DING DING!!! We have a winner, folks!

  • Lawerence Collins

    I’ve nothing nice to say. So I’ll just leave this here..😉😜

    • BearEyes

      that’s nice

    • b


    • another_steve

      What’s that cup hiding?

    • pj

      thoughtful….took my mind off the subject completely

    • Gindy51

      Marco could use a set of knee pads like that….

    • Ernest Endevor

      I’ll give him a thumbs up for a valiant attempt to make cricket gear look hot.

  • bkmn

    If Rubot or Rump think having Marco be the VP pick to pick up the Latino vote they are sorely mistaken. Latinos already know Rubio and they think he is a self-serving little prick.

    So I say go for it! Rump/Rubot 2016!!!!

  • Lazycrockett

    Why the F would you apologize to a man who has forever labeled you “Lil Marco”?

  • Gustav2

    OT: If you want to know how few people go to church, go to a suburban Columbus OH Lowe’s on a Sunday morning with a 30% off sale on mulch.

    • delk

      A new one opened up by us last week in an old K-Mart. We went Friday at 6:30 in the morning to get some plants for my patio.

      • Gustav2

        They had pallets of different varieties of mulch lined up on either side of a drive-thru pick-up, 10 guys loading for customers. The line of SUV’s with kids and pickups was long in a VERY Republican area of town.

        Must have been “Evangelicals?”

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          Do tell.. was it Reynoldsburg? New Albany? Grove City? Nurk?

          • Gustav2

            Reynoldsburg, the closer Lowe’s in Whitehall didn’t have a truck to rent.

          • That_Looks_Delicious

            One of my former co-workers is from there and his parents still live there. I met them at his wedding. Nasty old pair of W-fan burbers.

          • Gustav2

            I wondered if we needed a visa to travel in “Their Country”

          • olandp

            I hope it wasn’t cypress mulch, they cut down 100 year old trees to make something that washes away in the first good thunderstorm.

          • Gustav2

            Actually it is from a local company that uses all the yard waste, tree limbs and removals plus road kill from last year, ferment it and put it in a bag.

            No cypress in Central Ohio.

          • Ernest Endevor

            I get mine from my romantically handsome and interesting tree guy. He brings by a big pile of apple of pine or oak or whatever he’s cut. Advantages of living in the country.

    • djcoastermark

      That is so spot on and too funny. However, I am still not going to Loews, well, because, you know, NC. I do have to add that it’s easy for me to do as Home Depot is directly across the street from Loews where I live. I realize most people probably don’t have that kind of luxury.

    • Ginger Snap

      And hit the men’s room while their wives are in the home decor dept.

  • delk

    Marco, how hard is it to get that orange stuff off of your lips?

    • NO MORE GOP!

      Not as hard as it is to get it off his tonsils.

      • Dave

        It doesn’t make the distance.

  • WebSlinger
    • Gil

      Needs flabbier triceps to be accurate…

  • Traxley Launderette

    What a whiny little bitch.

    • b

      You said it. He is really little Marco. Trump is an ass, but he got that right.

  • Christopher

    “…I didn’t say it in front of the cameras, I didn’t want any political benefit.”

    Oh really?! Then why did you say it in front of the cameras for political benefit?

    Sorry ass loser! Just fuck off you pathetic waste of oxygen.

  • HomerTh

    Awww, the little boy wants to be picked as vice president! How cute!

    • David Walker

      How can you say such a thing? Little Marco is a man of conscience and manners. He demonstrates that every business day when he doesn’t show up to do his job because of the vileness of those other senators. (Do I need to put a “/s” after that?)

  • BearEyes

    it backfired on him, so he may as well apologise.

  • I am at a loss to understand why these Republicans can’t stop themselves from jumping on the Trump bandwagon unless it is out of sheer greed. Greed of career, money, position and they are so unethical and immoral that they will grovel in Trump crap for a political appointment or cabinet post. It just shows how low and sick the Republican is. I’m also a a loss to understand why thousands, millions maybe, of Right Wing Republicans are so willing to surely see this country be destroyed just so they can get a Republican into office. Now that is sick.

    • Gustav2

      Two words: Supreme Court.

      • bkmn

        Precisely. If the GOTP gets to appoint the next however many Supreme Court justices they are ensured of decades of right leaning (or tilting) decisions.

      • clay

        Thus spake Santorum, when he swung his diminishing weight from Rubio to Trump last week.

    • NO MORE GOP!

      Greed is exactly what it is. They have worked very hard to ensure they have no useful skills that can be employed outside of politics, so this is *all* they have.

  • Steven Leahy

    It IS who you are, or you wouldn’t have gone there in the first place. You knew you were a presidential candidate on the national stage, you knew the media and millions of people were watching, and you knew the internet is forever. You’re as much a slimy little dickbag as Trump is. Own who and what you ARE.

    • My thoughts exactly!
      “It’s not who I am” kind of fauxpologies make no fucking sense to me…

  • Christopher

    The absolute nicest thing I could say about Rubio is…”I might hate fuck him. MIGHT.” I do have some standards mind you. He’d definitely have to be gagged.

    • Cackalaquiano

      Sorry dude. I have to downvote the idea of any vague potential attraction to this asshole. I’ll buy you a subscription to a porn site of your choice, would that work?

  • Mike C

    Don’t you love a good Sunday morning groveling?

    • David Walker

      Especially after a good Saturday night groveling.

      • Mike C

        Kids are the playing that awesome new pool game. Marco! GROVEL! Marco! GROVEL!

        • clay

          Can we throw gravel at them?

  • greenmanTN

    Oh c’mon, mocking Trump’s dick should be a national pasttime!

    • Christopher

      Well, if the media is gonna stroke him off, then the rest of us get to make fun of what we see! 😉

      • kevway


  • Taleisin

    We’ll never forget you, Marcus.

    • Robincho

      Marcus Whorelius…

  • ab

    Rubio, just another spineless Republican.

  • Ninja0980

    Oh Marco, what a worthless doormat you are.

    • David Walker

      But he’s hoping for a promotion to lapdog.

  • stevenj

    But what about your small brain, Rubio?

  • another_steve

    Little Marco’s theme song:

  • Kissmagrits

    Don’t get fussed about your famous comment, Marco – you were commenting on “The Donald” who is actually 100% dick – with small hands. In fact, the only thing large about “The Donald” is his massive ego.

  • Taleisin


  • the empty suit goes from mocking a small dick to offering to suck it. gee, what a surprise, from a republican. not.

  • Jeffrey

    Well I AM SORRY that this is an election where supposedly grown up and educated men are vying for the highest office in the world and are making dick jokes while the world looks on in bemused horror.

  • TheManicMechanic

    I certainly am not apologizing for my mockery of conservatives.

  • canoebum

    “It’s not who I am and I shouldn’t have done it.”

    That’s your problem Marco. Nobody knows who the fuck you are; you seem to change with each new wind that blows in the direction of your wayward ambition.

  • oikos

    Sorry for mocking his dick because now I’m willing to suck it to get a cabinet position.

  • “I didn’t say it in front of the cameras because I didn’t want any political benefit,” he said, in front of a camera.

  • Captain Jack

    I guess he reeeeeeeeeeealy wants to be Drumph’s VP

    • Gustav2

      Well, Rubio can help with the non-radical Mexican vote…oh, wait.

    • clay

      Trump already said no to that. Not that that means anything.

    • Robert Conner

      Or Trump’s catamite. Whichever position’s open.

  • bob

    Another kiss up ! Rube is playing the abused girlfriend of a bully , lol. You’ll never here trump apologize for his stupid comments.

  • lynden55

    Once a dick mocker always a dick mocker.

    • Gustav2

      I read that as “macher” lol

      In German: doer

      • Robert Conner

        Looks like you got it right.

  • djcoastermark

    I was wondering why ms chacha boots had been so quiet as of late. However,upon opening my sunday Tampa Bay Times newspaper today was the headline “Rubio reboots as vocal senator”. Basically the article said he had been laying low til the whole pres campaign debacle settled down with him and he intends to come back, (with a vengeance I’m afraid) and does not rule out running for senator again. He is also being pressured to rerun for his current position by the rethugs here in Fla.

  • Treant

    Now that you’re down there sucking it, worship the thing, Marco. Other than that, keep your mouth full and shut the fuck up. Kthxbai.

  • DaveMiller135

    It’s fine to try to tone down the ridiculousness level of the Republican primary. As a party, they still need to address the central ridiculosity.

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    Did Trump actually sue the artist responsible for this, or was it a lot of hot air as usual?

    • Chuck in NYC

      The hands are too big. The rest of it’s probably about right.

  • It’s not who I am? I said it, but it has nothing to do with me? He’s willing to drop to the lowest common denominator. Not what I like to see in a leader.

    • billbear1961

      It is EXACTLY who he is–it’s what they ALL are in the goddamned neo-fascist GOP.

      There are NO limits to what they are now prepared to do to GUT the Constitution and PILLAGE this country.

  • 5moreminutes*imtired

    Marcos apology tour. He’s definitely going to run for senate again. Lord help me.

    • Taleisin

      If he wins, we’ll never see him, just like his last term as a Senator. Win/Win.

      • 5moreminutes*imtired

        And you just know theyre polls people as we speak to see just how much damage he did to his brand. Lol

  • MBear

    cuz you’ll suck his pinky winky for a VP nod?
    Just when you think things can’t get any more childish & ridiculous, they suddenly do

  • TampaDink

    He didn’t want any political benefit……does that mean he will not return to political life after his replacement is sworn in next January?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    ……and after apologizing, promptly fell to his knees to blow the GOP nominee in the hopes of getting a post in his administration.

    There, fixed it.

  • MSW

    “What a pussy” was likely Drumpf’s reply.

  • billbear1961

    Get out of the way, you useless, shameless, step-and-fetch-it WHORE!

  • billbear1961

    Oh, Marco, Marco, the socialist demon runs amuck!

    Save us from democracy and decency, you filthy little SELLOUT!

  • MBear

    The only thing funnier about politicians running for the highest office of a country talking about their penises is continuing to talk about talking about their penises.

  • Michael White

    But I would like a taste

  • KQCA

    Anything for a gamble on a little power. Rubio, ya got something stuck in your teeth. When you put your mouth to an asshole always remember to floss.

  • Hank

    And the “Butt Kissing” continues to roll on!!! Just waiting for Paul Ryan to plant his lips!!!

    • clay

      How many hours ahead of Cleveland will it happen? Has some one started a pool?

  • DirtyPierre

    What an asslicker!

    • Robert Conner

      And not in a good way.

  • CottonBlimp

    He’s gone from insulting Trump’s dick to sucking it.

  • Gerry Fisher

    I don’t think he’s sorry he did it. I think he’s sorry it didn’t work. (“It worked for Donald, so I thought it would work for me!”)

  • Ginger Snap

    He’s just doing what the GOP always does just before sucking cock to keep the $$$$ rolling in.

  • StSean

    serious question: does trump have pictures of all these people sucking off lemurs or what?

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Sorry Marco, but flaunting your “brown nose” just makes your ears look big – almost grotesque.

    • Robert Conner

      Does my brown nose make my ears look big?

  • popebuck1

    That’s not good enough, Marco. Now say “Donald Trump has the biggest penis on the planet and I’m a big dumb stupid-head!”

    Now eat dirt. You LIKE that dirt, don’t you? Tell me how good it is!

  • Taleisin

    If Rubio had said, ‘Fuck it, I gave it my best shot’.
    I might have a gram of respect for him.

  • Robert Conner

    Now get down there and SUCK ON IT, Marquito.

  • Margaretjroyer3

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  • Robert Adams

    What a sad little man.

  • Liam Cregg

    From mocking it to sucking it.

  • Ben in Oakland

    But it is who you are.

  • TheSeer


  • ChaCubed

    I wonder how many more demands Donald will make to agree to have a fundraiser to pay off Rubio’s debt?

  • John Hartmann

    Marco is happy it is small…much easier for him now that he is sucking it.

  • The_Wretched

    The reason the ‘robot’ label sticks so well to Rubio is that he lacks a discernible identity. Flip-flops, backpedals and naked opportunism don’t make you look like a leader.