Homocon/Ex-Gay Doug Mainwaring Explains Gay Sex

Homocon/ex-gay NOM poster boy Doug Mainwaring writes for The Federalist:

When a man and a woman make love, the miracles of conception and birth are possible. When two men attempt the same, the most glorious result possible is an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter. Yet in our current age, the intellects of those who are our societal elites – from Supreme Court Justices to executives in boardrooms to the President now occupying the Oval Office – are completely unable to detect any important difference between the two. Likewise, they are incapable of discerning a difference between male and female and the significance of complementarity.

(2000 words of blah blah anti-LGBT blah)

While I identify myself as a gay man, I do so in the same way a longtime participant in Alcoholics Anonymous would never fail to introduce himself as an alcoholic. I no longer practice homosexuality, and am happily restored to marriage with my wife, but I am well aware of my human frailty and maintain a healthy respect for the power of the flesh and the lure of the world. I love my wife, my soul mate, the mother of my children, and am dedicated to our life and our future together, til’ death do us part.

RELATED: Among his many attempts to thwart LGBT rights, last year Mainwaring joined an amicus brief against Obergefell which claimed that same-sex marriage “demeans” the marriages of gay men married to women. Seriously.

(Tipped by JMG reader Matthew)