The Bear Naked Chef: Episode 4 [VIDEO]

Clip recap:

Kick off my European culinary quest as I travel abroad to Madrid, Spain and prepare a popular and traditional plate called “Albóndigas En Salsa Española”, aka Meatballs in Spanish Sauce. The twist is that I switch up this new format by taking the viewer out of the kitchen for a moment in a flashback sequence to the restaurant where I learned the recipe from on my visit, and show a montage of how they prepare the featured dish in their kitchen. Then, I return to the kitchen and cook my interpretation of the dish, naked of course…well…in nothing but in a new itty-bitty apron and gym socks.

  • bkmn

    He’s still overdressed.

  • rabbit_ears

    I wouldn’t care if he was serving McDonald’s takeout. I’m there.

  • HZ81

    Can’t watch. Nude people cooking? Look, what you do in your home is your business, but I’m a tall man whose southern regions would dangle near open flame.

    • BobSF_94117

      Sounds hot!

    • Lazycrockett

      Thank you I know this is suppose to be all sexy and shit, but the idea of people cooking food naked where sweat, hair, or god knows what else could get into the mix is disgusting.

      • Megrim Twist

        I completely agree. I find nothing erotic about it.

      • Rex

        Not that you wouldn’t ingest any of that in other activities.

        • Zoey

          Yes and you could use it as handy dental floss after the meal. Win/win.

      • Chris Baker

        it all just cooks off.

      • sherman

        He’s cooking ground up animal. If anything of his got into the mix, it would be cooked just like the cow muscle.

      • Dean

        Even in the cleanest of restaurant kitchens, even when wearing hats or hairnets, someone is going top drop a bit of sweat onto some dish. I’m sure there’s a bit of spittle, too. If the man is clean, there’s nothing to worry about, all you germophobes. I’d be happy to0 east anything he cooks up for me, and I’d be thrilled to eat him for dessert!

    • CityWOOF

      He isn’t naked, he has shorts on. Don’t know why. Other episodes he has an apron on, covering his bits.

    • Drew2U

      Pics or it didnt happen 🙂

  • Cherry

    Isn’t he worried about his body hair falling into the food?

    • charemor

      Are you telling us you have never found hair in restaurant food?

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    He needs to switch to an apron like this:

  • Strepsi

    Thank god, a palette cleanser from all those Republican assholes!

    And by “palette cleanser” I mean something I’d like to hold in the roof of my mouth…..

    • Drew2U

      Dear God is he sitting bare assed on the counter he puts food on? If you need me I’ll be bleaching my kitchen counters all night.

      • KQCA

        Damn, Drew2U, your avatar blows the cook guy out of the water!

  • another_steve

    Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah…

    …oh, was there food involved in that video too? cooking? a kitchen perhaps?

  • Bryan

    Strangely attractive, but not with hot deep-frying oil.

  • No thanks. Gross – please wear clothese while cooking.

  • TuuxKabin


  • I’ve heard that guy described as a “hot mess”, so I’m sure there’s an even more interesting story there.

    • Jeffrey

      I’m sure that description comes from a man he turned down…if it even comes from someone who knows him.

      • Lazycrockett

        Please there are plenty of drop dead gorgeous guys out there that are indeed “hot messes”.

        • TuuxKabin


        • Rex

          I represent that statement! Er, I mean, resent that statement.

        • Jeffrey

          Yes there are. But the people who call them that are usually the ones who got shut down.

  • Steven B

    I wonder how he ever got the idea for doing this. It’s a gimmick but a gimmick that works. He’s got me watching for sure.

  • Treant

    Would I do him? Sure. Do I want him shedding into my eggs the next morning? No thank you. When I said I’d eat him, I didn’t mean it literally.

  • Larry Gist

    OMG! You people are ridiculous. You will suck a cock or eat an asshole and get pubic hairs stuck in your teeth. Then bitch about a man cooking your food and GETTING THE SAME HAIR in your eggs. WTF is up with that? I would eat a PLATE of his hair and be happy to have it!

    • Something about cooking and nakedness is gross I can’t explain it. This guy’s hot but not my type – I like them a little less…”perfect.” Maybe that’s it? But yeah I have no problem eating ass or getting pubes stuck in my teeth.

      • G Thomas

        we’re all perfect.

    • TheManicMechanic

      Thanks. I was gonna go there too.

      The whole idea of cooking naked seems worse when a “stranger” is doing it versus yourself or someone close. However, unless you are tossing salads, often involves hot liquids and spattering stuff. I have enough issue cooking shirtless at the grill.

      This is more eye candy than haute cuisine.

      • Piercedchrlz

        I’m going to be tossing a salad alright, his. With him writhing face down on the table knocking everything into the floor before we even get to dessert. Then pushing him into the living room and busting up the furniture before we’re through.

        A little hair on my meatball ain’t going to put me off the meal I have in mind….

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    • Gyeo

      Finally someone said it

      • Larry Gist

        It is kind of like those guys that will suck a strange cock in a bathroom then freak out when someone walks out without washing his hands…

        • Gyeo

          Well, the real courteous folks will suck a cock then wash their hands before returning to work… Not that I’ve ever done that.

          • Larry Gist

            No of course not! Neither have I …

    • KQCA

      LOL I think it’s the non-asshole eaters who are grossed out. Nonetheless, cheers to him for having fun in life and putting himself out there! He deserves to show it off.

    • Jonty Coppersmith

      You can have my share of his hair. No thanks. Licking assholes is also gross.

      • Larry Gist

        Sex with you must be very boring.

      • Maggie 4NoH8

        Mind shooting me your Growlr screenname? That way I won’t bother?

        • Larry Gist

          LMAO!!!! (mine is Kylo Rim if you are interested…)

      • Piercedchrlz

        My best friend feels the same way. He’s single at 52.

    • Brian

      Hmm, I’m not particularly grossed out by it all, but that said … if I wanted hair in my mouth, I know how to achieve that. And it’s not on my dinner plate.

      But he’s certainly not offending my eyes as he does his thing 😉

    • Drew2U

      Nope, sorry. Get your hair anywhere you can–just not in my food.

    • Jimmy Fulton

      Larry, you took the words out of my mouth!

  • OSG

    This is nothing compared to cooking with long hair that isn’t pulled back. The hypochondriacs commenting about the short hair that he has that isn’t as apt to fall out as the aforementioned is a little bit funny. I.e. I’ll stuff my entire face in his pubes after dinner, but god forbid a single hair should deign be allowed to encounter the heaven that is my own physically perfect tongue, swoon and faint.

  • Rex

    I’m only interested in a naked man cooking if he’s in my kitchen.

    • KQCA

      If a naked man is cooking, he’s in the wrong room of the house. 😉

  • Chris Baker

    From the comments I read here on this and the other posts on his video, I assume most people cook in their own kitchen with long sleeves, latex gloves, full aprons and hair nets? Come on, I’ve cooked without a shirt on many times, in my own kitchen (usually breakfast). Forearms have hairs that can fall off into food, hairs can fall off the head and beard, people don’t wash their hands before handling food, etc. Chest hairs don’t shed at a different rate than facial hair, or head hair or arm hair. I’m more skeeved out when people don’t wash their hands, or use a clean towel or cloth to wipe off the counter than a hair or some sweat in my food.

    Yes, it’s a gimmick.

    • Rex

      If a man wants to cook for me I don’t care what he’s wearing or if he’s wearing anything. I hate to cook. I do, however, like to eat.

  • TimJ

    I often dress like this when making breakfast for my kids. But I usually put a shirt on, chest hair in pancakes they will not put up with.

  • TuuxKabin

    When you get the personality, you don’t need the nudity.

    Mae West

    • KQCA

      I’m banking on that as I age. 😉

      • TuuxKabin

        It works, just ask my husbian.

        • KQCA

          LOL I love you.

          • TuuxKabin

            Awhhh, the feeling’s mutual, I’m sure. Thnx! BTW, curious, as in nosy, is KQCA a radio/tv station call letters? As in Sacramento?

          • KQCA

            No, but I am in southern California.

          • TuuxKabin

            Oh. KQCA is the call letters for a radio station in Sacramento. Just a coincidence.

    • Drew2U

      …Who doesn’t love a big personality?

      • TuuxKabin

        Think it’d take some time gettin’ over the need of the nudity or your avatar first. Just sayin’.

        • Drew2U

          Theres no nudity i’m wearing shorts

  • JT

    Let’s have a look at that zucchini.

    • KQCA


  • BobSF_94117

    I’m more put off by the fact that he doesn’t wash his hands after handling raw meat and raw eggs.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      That’s a biggie.

      • Trevor Brown

        I kept thinking “Hair NET! HAIR NET!” but I don’t think they make full-body hair nets. However his mise en place is flawless. Oh and nice chest.

    • KQCA

      That, and I’m not a fan of hair & food together. But I don’t think he intends the show to be taken seriously. It’s all in fun.

    • TheManicMechanic

      My chef husband is bound to flip when he sees that. He has enough issues getting staff to learn HACCP guidelines and pass ServeSafe certifications.

    • Larry Gist

      I am SURE he washed his hands but unlike the Cooking Channel they probably edited that part out of the video…

      • BobSF_94117

        Perhaps, but I did see him wipe his hands on the dishtowel after touching meat (ahem). That’s a big no-no, at least with ground beef…

  • TampaZeke

    I’m suddenly craving Italian sausage and meatballs.

    • TJay229

      I’m sure he’s only offering a Vienna sausage and that’s at full mass.

  • Capritaur

    Albóndigas sounds so hefty and bouncy, and you can put yours en mi salsa española any time 😈

  • β∈∀√ℰℝ ±αλƎ§


    No offense towards Mr. Berardinis here, but I’m fascinated by this phenomenon for Reasons: I love cooking and I like gay porn. I never thought the two would ever meet. I guess I’m just not creative enough. Kudos.

    Ever since the days when Vanna “girl next door” White brought the letters T & A to game shows like Wheel of Fortune, America has been obsessed with this kind of thing. You can’t just be good at something anymore, you gotta be hawt and good at something…I guess we really are becoming a ‘too busy’ society. No one has any time to rub one out and still watch their favorite cooking show before bedtime?

    Well, The Bear Naked Chef&#153 has the perfect solution for all you busy, lonely and bored corporate fags with *needs* after those long long days of day trading to pay for those Williams Sonoma kitchens and S&M games at the gym…don’t have time to satisfy both your desire to learn to cook like Martha Stewart, eat like Jamie Oliver, visit the Amalfi coast and still be the uptown bitch for the hot Italian guy on Grindr who lives out on Staten Island? Click here please. Disable your ad blocker and consider contributing. Yay capitalism!

    What next?? Let’s watch Sean Cody explore Jake Summer’s Black hole while lecturing a group of theoretical physicists about the relativistic hyperfinite topological spaces of the SO3 Quantum renormalization groups described by the Yang-Mills mass gap. Yeah…because my sched is getting too crowded. 🙁

    • Treant

      Well, I have a hard-on for whoever wrote this. Amusingly erudite is my turn-on.

      • KQCA

        LOL.. You’re sassy. Please sit next to me at lunch break. 😉

      • β∈∀√ℰℝ ±αλƎ§

        Thanks. I wrote it. But now I’ll insist my friends start calling me “amusingly erudite” instead of “smart ass”

        • KQCA

          “Amuzingly Erudite.” Isn’t that a Greek goddess?

          • Frommer_Gast

            Not quite – the Amuzinglies were a tribe of female warriors, and Erudite was an author of tragedies, the most famous one being “Antigene” about an immunologist being sold into slavery to the Amunzinglies.
            However, since I´m fully clothed, nobody will listen to me … 🙁

        • Piercedchrlz

          Amusingly erudite!

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          But were you naked and in front of a camera when you wrote it?

    • KQCA

      You made me chuckle. Yea, I don’t “get” the interest in this type of programming (and I think the guy is good looking but the show concept is pretty gross, as well as the insanitary kitchen practices demonstrated) but I’ll cheer on anyone who is a fan and enjoys the program. The type of person who is a fan of this show would most certainly find NO entertainment value in most of my interests. Actually, I’m pretty sure many LGBTs would judge me and disapprove of my music & video interests and hobbies.
      I tend to think Sting had it right, “One World is Enough For All of Us.”

      • TheManicMechanic

        You had me at Sting.

        • KQCA

          Hugs all around!

  • John Ruff

    Oh look, another perfectly in-shape bearded man calling himself a bear. You’re not a bear, honey.

    This is a bear.

    • pleasebereasonable

      and a particularly good specimen at that….

      • John Ruff

        Lol. Thanks. Love my Husbear

  • RealityBass

    Another clone with tight abs and a stylish hairdo and all the right tattoos … yawn.

  • Yum.

  • The Larry Mac

    Jeezum crow, pick one, maybe two camera angles. I was getting dizzy from the first three minutes of this one. If you are going to use every angle in the world, at least know which camera you’re speaking to.

    • Drew2U

      Thanks I thought it was just me

  • Piet

    I have never seen saffron threads used as a garnish.

  • Kirby

    Why do you post this crap? Let Towleroad keep this sort of silliness.

    • Phil in Colorado

      He’s posted him here before. One would think you’d know to avoid clicking on it by now…..

    • Traxley Launderette

      Oh, hush.

      It’s a harmless palate cleanser between courses of national and world affairs.

      It’s Joe’s place. You’re his guest.

      Keep scrolling if you’re not into it.

  • TJay229

    The best thing about this was the Gaggenu oven. I want two in my kitchen so bad. The rest, meh….he has no ass and no dick.. Well, no print showing that is, which usually tells the story.

  • Daveed_WOW

    I’m so happy that Hillary Clinton is gonna be President and that the Hate Law was invalidated. In celebration, I’m not making any snotty remarks about this guy today.

  • David Hobson

    I’d be afraid of all that hair getting in my food….My chest hair pulls out pretty easily.

  • G Thomas

    call me weird, but I don’t really like to look at a naked hairy naked guy and cooking demos at the same time.

  • John Kusters

    He’s handsome, and that dish looks divine, but he needs a better sound guy. His voice kept getting washed out in environmental noise.

  • fuzzybits

    You gotta have a gimmick.

    • pleasebereasonable

      And this is a particularly good one….sans apron….

  • Yes, he looks great. But this is just too gimmicky for my taste.

    • John P.

      Please. I’d take anything he stuffed in my mouth.

  • JustSayin’

    As a visual this is great, but in truth when i am out to dinner and find a hair in my food i send it back. Some kitchen and wait staff are just gross in tbeir hygiene and i just do not want a strangers hair in my food…now if he looks like this guy, has showered and is cooking naked in my kitchen, i am all over that!