Christian Activist Ted Shoebat: “Sluts” Who Have Abortions Should Be Executed For Defying God [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Extremist right-wing activist and Donald Trump supporter Theodore Shoebat posted a video last night praising Trump’s short-lived call to punish women who have abortions, declaring that “sluts” who have abortions should be put to death.

“You pro-life bastards!” Shoebat screamed at the anti-choice groups who criticized Trump’s initial position. “You are useless scum. Bastards. Pigs. Swine. Lower than the devils that you claim to be fighting against because you do not follow the law of God.”

Shoebat, who was recently featured in Janet Porter’s anti-gay documentary “Light Wins” along with several Republican presidential candidates, members of Congress and leading anti-gay activists, then cited Leviticus as he declared that “all these sluts who kill their own children” should be put to death.

  • pj

    lets all chip in and buy him a lampshade

    • Lazycrockett

      Looks like hes needs another set of white sheets for his bed as well.

      • bambinoitaliano

        With guys like that, you do not do anything white. Though bottles of bleach are essential.

      • SoCalVet

        Is that a cocktail shaker there next to the shadeless lamp?

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          Yes it is. Is he a hypocrite on top of the rest?

          • Herald

            Very, very likely!

        • Bad Tom

          Yes, right next to the hash pipe.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          jizz thermos.

          In case anyone was thinking of stealing his essence.

    • bambinoitaliano

      I’m sure between Goodwill and Value Village dumpsters we could find plenty of selection that will cost us nothing.

      • Librarykid

        and, most importantly, that would fit with his furnishing scheme — distressed dreck.

    • Steverino

      Or a roll of tinfoil.

    • b
    • Rex

      or a one-way ticket to looneyville. He can be mayor.

      • Brian in Valdosta

        From the sound of it, he would prefer the title of ‘executioner’.

      • Jerry

        I’ve been there…they don’t want him either.

    • kaydenpat

      Or a life.

    • Merv99

      His lampshade supply was cut off when eBay banned the sale of Nazi paraphernalia.

    • Brian Burleson

      I have a perfect one that I am more than happy to donate to the cause. Peacock feathers and all.

  • Gustav2

    A new Trump spokesmodel.

  • John P.

    And this one should be under FBI surveillance.

    • bambinoitaliano

      A blue tarp is on its way.

      • Soren456

        LOL.

        LaVoy Shoebat. It has a certain ring to it.

    • Circ09

      Have a mental health check by social services, at the very very least.

      • Steverino

        Both.

      • bambinoitaliano

        And added to the cost of Obama care?!! No way!

        • OSG

          The level of care required for the likes of him wouldn’t be covered by ANY standard health plan. He’s a special one.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Unless he has a gun, ’cause Second Amendment. (pace John Ashcroft)

    • BudClark

      I think Secret Service has already had a chat with him, for threatening to kill President Obama. Am I remembering correctly?

  • MB

    Janet Porter couldn’t afford to buy Teddy Shoestring a lamp shade ???
    Oh tHE HORROR…………………

    • Gustav2

      Or teach him how to be self sufficient and make his own bed.

      • Steverino

        That’s his mother’s job, but she’s afraid to go downstairs to visit him in her basement.

        • Jeffg166

          Live, from the batshit crazy cave.

      • SoCalVet

        He’s living like a mentally unstable teenager while posting his anti-social rants for all the world to see.

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          What could go wrong?

          • Todd20036

            A woman could actually be willing to have sex with him?

            nahh!!!!

          • Jeffg166

            His hand won’t have sex with him.

          • SoCalVet

            might explain why he’s so angry…damn…just make your bed!

          • Snarkaholic

            Because it’s so greasy from KFC, it keeps sliding off!

          • Johnny Wyeknot

            Ask his mom, she’s likely the only woman who would know.

          • BudClark

            I bet he buys large, smooth hothouse cucumbers by the dozen …

          • Dramphooey

            Oh, I don’t know.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Sorry. Do not get. Is that Shoebat as a young girl?

          • Captain HappyPants

            No, that’s Elliot Rodger, who went on a mass shooting spree in Isla Vista, CA in 2014. He apparently had links to MRA sites. He talked about “killing women.” http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/26/justice/california-killing-spree/

        • Snarkaholic

          I wonder if he hits his mother when she forgets to buy something he wants from the grocery store.

      • Gene

        or from the looks of things, how o shave, and wash

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Speaking as a hoarding slob, even I’m a little weirded out.

      • Snarkaholic

        He would have made it before filming the video…but he needs the sheets to wear to tonight’s ‘rally’.

    • Paula

      No, he actually has a lampshade. He leaves off so he can use the lamp to check for monsters under his bed.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        Grossed out at the thought of what’s under his bed.

        • SoCalVet

          It’s certainly not used rubbers! Boogers and shit-stained underwear?

          • Snarkaholic

            And rancid, greasy old pizza boxes and rusty beer cans.

          • Johnny Wyeknot

            And lots of dead crab lice.

        • McShane

          Probably an Ed Gein style sampler box of nipples, tongues and ears.

      • vorpal

        I figured that it was just really dark in his daddy’s basement.

    • dcurlee

      Or sheets

    • DaveMiller135

      There used to be a site that analyzed the junk in the background in people’s sexy pose pictures. Not that that’s a sexy pose.

      • vorpal

        LOL it’s still around, but I can’t for the life of me remember the name!

        • madknits

          Lurid Digs.
          I’m at work and cannot provide a link, but I’m sure you can use your Google-fu and find it!

      • KCMC

        must see that.
        was recently invited to a mature man’s lair…background was big screen Teenage Vampire Diaries and tall malt liquor.

      • Chris Baker

        HaHa! I remember that site. I often find myself looking in the background of people’s [naughty] selfies for interesting insights into their lives. It’s good when you get a bookshelf full of books to try to see what they read. Or some crappy inspirational (and/or religious) poster/picture.

        • MattPS

          The commentators on Lurid Digs are among the wittiest I’ve ever come across on the Internet. Since it’s a given that NO mention should be made about the naked people in the photos, but rather about the decor which surrounds them, the observations the commentators make are so hilarious that I often find myself on the verge of peeing my pants.

    • JT

      He stripped that bed after having an orgy with animals.

      • Snarkaholic

        Actually, it was before the orgy…because the pigs and goats complained about the stench.

    • Snarkaholic

      He did have one, but it ripped while he was wearing it as a skirt.

    • Robincho

      It might’ve been repossessed. Throwing shade, taking shade — same shit…

    • Tess McGill

      “Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman” – Coco Chanel

      First thing I thought when I saw that picture. If you want to be taken seriously, you need serious lamps.

      I’ll catch up after speech class.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Not before the guy who cause the pregnancy has his dick lob off first.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I know! They never seen to blame the seed. Just the egg.

      • Steverino

        Misogyny / patriarchy is like that.

      • Chucktech

        You can thank Eve for that…

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          If it only had been Steve none of this would have happened!

          • McSwagg

            It was Adam and Yves. They just keep spelling it wrong.

  • Paula

    Your mother should have been executed for not having one, asshole.

    • Hank

      I was thinking the same thing after reading the header!!! Batshit Teddy is a REASON why ALL women should be Pro-Choice!!!

    • SoCalVet

      I’m thinking a trip back in time is in order…

    • ZhyKitty

      There was a douche on Free Republic yesterday, in the monumentous thread under Trump’s “punishment” article, who opined that there should only be one form of abortion….a lethal injection directly into the mother’s arm. She would have a 24 hour waiting period to decide, under that asshat’s law.
      As sick and twisted as that was to read, it was what came to mind when I read your post, which made me lol!

  • boatboy_srq

    On the one hand, this should be expected from the anti-choice side.

    On the other, this is one of those rare moments when the women who seek family planning assistance are recognized as persons, with free will and able to make their own choices without Daddy / Big Brother / Hubby deciding for them.

  • Megrim Twist

    What a demented little piece of dribblepiss.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I’ve really had it with these religious assholes.

    Oh, speaking of religion. I struck up a friendship this year with Tim Whitmarsh of the University of Cambridge and he just sent me a signed copy of his latest book, “Battling the Gods. Atheism in the Ancient World.” It’s an awesome read. I could not put it down last night. Check it out.

  • oikos

    He’s just pissed because sluts get more cock than he does.

  • bkmn

    He really needs an intervention.

    • tonyg

      He really needs to get those brows tweezed.

      • bambinoitaliano

        I think teeth brushing should be the first step.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Baby steps.

        • Snarkaholic

          Followed by a liberal dose of bleach/ammonia ‘air freshener’ sprayed around the room!

          • BudClark

            Um, that produces deadly toxic gas, does it not?

            Oh … I see …

      • another_steve

        He thinks they’re manscaped. Straight boys don’t know how to do the eyebrows.

        Fact of life.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        And that bed made.

        • another_steve

          Given that he’s not into sluts, I can’t imagine who shares that bed with him.

          I mean, is a PhD candidate going to shag that piece of shit?

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Yeah, even a date that could get beyond his looks, teh crazy, and the bus ride to his parents’ house would surely turn back around after seeing that room.

          • Joe knows who I am.

            I’m not even sure that any human will.

    • Steverino

      That’s the only stage he’ll ever come close to.

    • Oh’behr

      an enema. I think he’s backed up. reason for all the rage?

    • kaydenpat

      Or a muzzle.

  • Nic Peterson

    Is that a Martini shaker next to the bed? And that other thing? Oh, and nice lampshade.

    • oikos

      and why are there no sheets on the bed?

      • Octavio

        The guys over at Luriddigs.com need to profile him.

      • Nic Peterson

        In a logical world, the domestic help would be changing the sheets. I don’t think he lives in a logical world.

  • Gustav2

    Trump has exposed all the crazies who really do want to punish women…

    Thanks Obama?

  • pickypecker
    • BobSF_94117

      Ah, simpler times…

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Write Mr. Rogers in in the GOP primary in your neighborhood.

  • Rex

    At least the Sluts are taking attention away from the gays he wants put to death.

  • Rex

    Safe to assume he’s not “pro-life” since he always calling for people to be killed?

    • boatboy_srq

      Ah, but the people he wants killed are all walking/talking/breathing on their own. Innocence lost at birth, so fair game, donchano.

    • bkmn

      He is anti-life for people he disagrees with, which is pretty much anyone with a brain.

  • bkmn

    I figured out who he can date…

  • Gene

    while I dont consider abortion a sin…and, it does not matter legally if it is or is not…this…person……who claims to be soo soo devoted to Christ, should remember of his quotes to the braying mob about to stone to death an adultress

    “let you who is without sin throw the 1st stone”

    Men like him make me understand why so many people hate Christians.
    I dont blame them

  • Mark

    PPP
    (Perpetually Puckered Pussy)

  • Rex

    What do we do about the gay fetus, Teddy? Death before or after birth?

    • Snarkaholic

      Don’t give Dingbat TWO questions at the same time…he can’t handle the overload.

  • hiker_sf

    Why is some nutcase speaking from a bedroom in his mom’s house getting airplay?

  • popebuck1

    Well then! At least their pious concern for the unborn has nothing to do with hatred of women, obviously!

  • pickypecker
    • bambinoitaliano

      If he does that often maybe he wouldn’t be so angry.

  • Steverino

    Shitbat reminds me of a street person years ago who started screaming homophobic epithets at hubby and me because I didn’t have any spare change to give him. Thank you, Ronald Reagan, for turning these unmedicated mentally ill people onto the streets, and into the Internet.

  • BobSF_94117

    Is he one of those people who sleep directly on the mattress? EWWWWWW

    • Snarkaholic

      On the mattress…on the floor.

  • pch1013

    This has “Lurid Digs” written all over it.

  • Bill

    Things never end well for boys like this.

  • BobSF_94117

    So, who’s this Moloch fellow?

  • Joe knows who I am.

    Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed the Batshit family essentially grafted their radical Islamic ideology onto radical Christianity to come up with this,

    • BobSF_94117

      They share the Old Testament. The main diff is that Christianity has a Jesus who contradicted a lot of the OT while Islam has a Mohammed who doubled-down on much of it.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Let’s call the whole thing off.

    • oikos

      They seem to have a strain of madness (pardon the pun).

  • Sam_Handwich

    ALLAHU ACKBAR!

  • Blake Jordan

    Thankfully he is such a coward, otherwise I could imagine him going on a shooting spree…

  • Greg B.

    Is it too late to abort him?

  • olandp

    Gee, what did he scream at all of the “pro-life” groups that also condemned Trump’s “punish the woman” position?

    edit: Oops, that is who he is talking to.

  • Circ09

    So, he’s moved? Kicked out of his mother’s house, maybe?

    • Hank

      Just another room in his parent’s basement! He could not afford any type of rent, let alone get into Section 8 housing…. which would be what HE deserves!!!

      • Snarkaholic

        When he moved into the new basement room, did his bed sheets crawl in after him?

  • m

    Once again, Leviticus is part of the law and we are no longer under the law. We are under grace. Since that’s Christianity 101, we would expect anyone claiming to be a Christian to know that.

  • dcurlee

    You know why he’s so pissed. No woman is giving him any. The only action he gets is from a glory hole then goes home and straps himself

  • mikeinrkfd

    My isn’t he quite the gentleman?

  • Capritaur

    I was trying to reconcile how a Christian extremist could possibly support Donald Trump, but then I remembered that they’re just mentally ill.

    • kaydenpat

      LOL!

  • BobSF_94117

    I’m happy to report that, unlike with many of our other opponents, I feel absolutely no inexplicable attraction to this one. In case you were wondering…

    • Chucktech

      Unlike Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum Benham…

    • Hank

      Just looking at him and I can SMELL the mildew and B.O.

      • bambinoitaliano

        Eeew…..it’s coming through my screen now. Thanks Hank!

    • another_steve

      Well give yourself another 10 or 20 years, Bob, and you’ll be lusting after much worse than him.

      I took endless abuse here on JMG after remarking that I thought Scott Walker looked mighty fine in those tight bluejeans of his.

      But I’m kinda old, so I feel I should get a pass on it or something.

      • BobSF_94117

        Oh, I’d do Scott Walker.

        It’s just for some reason, Shoebat doesn’t do it for me.

        • another_steve

          Well, after two and a half martinis, I’d let Shoe Boy schtupp me.

          Though I must admit that doing the nasty with someone who wants you to die is a bit of a turnoff.

      • popebuck1

        The quote I find useful for those situations is what Boy George said about Eminem during his big homophobia controversy:

        “I’d f**k him just to hurt him.”

        • another_steve

          Yes. That’s good. And there’s the line my queer buddies and I used at university way back when, as we sat on a bench on campus and ogled the cute guys walking by.

          “OOH! That one’s cute!”

          “Never mind him, Doris… He’s in my French Literature class. No brains. Just good looks.”

          “Well, there’s nothing wrong with purely prurient interest, is there? I mean, you can’t fuck a good grade point average, can you.”

  • Robert Conner

    This is part of what the internet has brought us: digital dementia. Every loon with a computer has a “voice.”

  • fuzzybits

    Ooo.papa tooney.

  • delk

    The old life of the party…

  • Bruno

    Another day, another batshoe crazy rant.

  • This guy is mentally unstable and more than likely a danger to society. I hope someone has reported him for a psychiatric evaluation. The butter has run off his noodles for sure.

    • Snarkaholic

      That’s not butter, it’s KY; and that limp thing isn’t a noodle…

  • PLAINTOM

    Firmly held religious belief . Go on and empower these nutjobs.

  • Cboulder

    Doesn’t Deuteronomy endorse infanticide? If so, I have to conclude that the Old Testament isn’t the best place from which to draw one’s morality

    • Bruno

      I wish someone had endorsed infanticide to Walid back in the day.

    • Sam_Handwich

      Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks. Psalm 137:9

      • Treant

        Happier is the guy who strangles the screaming kid in a restaurant. Psalms 138:1

        • oikos

          I like Elisha and the bears. Whenever someone asks me my favorite bible verse I tell them 2 Kings 2:23-25

          http://markhumphrys.com/Images/363.jpg

          https://brgulker.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bookcover.jpg

          • Snarkaholic

            “Nyah-nyah, Baldy! Ha ha-arrrrgh!!!!!

        • Snarkaholic

          We could have used that guy two nights ago in the restaurant where I work. This little brat was screaming for almost an hour…non-stop and at the top of her lungs.. like she was being murdered (and of course the parents weren’t trying to shut her up). I’ve heard some temper tantrums in my day, but this one was off the charts!

          • Steve Teeter

            One wishes for the manager to go over and say, “Madam, if you can’t control your child we will have to ask you to leave.” But you know the response would be outrage and how-dare-you and I’ll-sue and all the rest. Embarrassment? Shame? Not a chance. Talk about not taking responsibility for yourself. (And your child.)

        • Lumpy Gaga

          And you know what else? When did they start letting children roam free in hospitals? Damn.

          • Treant

            Tell me about it. I used to work in one. The kids would meander into any closed area they damned well felt like.

      • Cboulder

        My bad, that’s probably the passage I was thinking of

      • Snarkaholic

        Or drowns them in a flood of epic proportions.

  • Ninja0980

    As I’ve said before, every time I read a post about this guy, I’m always afraid it will be a story about him hurting someone.
    He is a ticking time bomb IMO, I just hope the damage will only be limited to himself when he finally explodes.

    • Bruno

      He’s certainly talking the talk. Probably he’s just another paper tiger sitting in his daddy’s house barking, but you never know.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        OMGZ! When was he radicalized?! Was it on the INTERNET????

        • Bruno

          It was on WALIDNET.

    • PLAINTOM

      For all I care, it can include the members of the GOP leading the witch hunt against Planned Parenthood. Live by firmly held religious beliefs , die by firmly held religious beliefs.

    • Capritaur

      Nah, I’m not too worried. He’s not that different from Bill Perdue, who has always implied his support for state-sanctioned violence against detractors of his precise ideology. Internet is good outlet for such pent-up aggression.

  • fuzzybits

    God says you smell and need to open the basement door.

    • oikos

      Everytime his trap door closes, a basement door opens.

  • penpal

    Sluts have more fun.

  • Treant

    Live, from Daddy’s basement, it’s Ted Shoebat…out of his gimp costume just for this special broadcast!

  • Brian in Valdosta

    For someone who adheres to a religion the main tenet of which is “Thou shalt not kill”, he sure is obsessed with killing.

  • Octavio

    If he feels that way it’s amazing his mother is still alive.

    • Are you sure she is?

      • Austin Bennett

        Have we checked the attic?

        • TuuxKabin

          The attic’s full of lamp shades. Check the cellar.

  • WhoDat

    Holy shit.

  • PLAINTOM

    The love child of Ted Cruz and Janet Perter.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Girl, he is one lampshade short of a properly lit room.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “And make your bed!”
      “Mommmmmmm! I’m on the Internet!”

  • Harley

    Someone needs a serious mental health evaluation.

    • canoebum

      He needs to be put on the “no-buy” list for firearms. Any he already owns should be confiscated. It’s just basic public safety.

  • TK

    I don’t understand why this raving lunatic gets posted on here at all. I wish Anonymous would hack his computer and destroy it. The guy deserves NO online attention at all. Pure bottom of the barrel insane pond scum. Who gives a damn what he thinks or says. Total loser living and ranting in his bedroom.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I like to know our enemies

      • TK

        Yes… good point. Need to send Batshit to Saudi Arabia. He’ll be right at home there. The haters seems to be swarming out of the woodwork lately. They don’t like losing…..

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          I think it has to do with being in alignment with Uranus.

  • Cuberly
  • zeddy303

    Didn’t watch it, as usual, but he looks like a slob…no lamp shade and misfitted t-shirt and wearing a jacket inside are dead giveaways. Probably didn’t pay his heating bill and blaming the gheys.

  • oikos

    Does this freak have a job? If his employer is someone other than his father’s grift scheme, I wonder if they know about his batshit crazy vids?

  • Mister Don

    Then some irresponsibel dicks should be cut off also.

  • JT

    Take him to a padded cell.

  • Michael Rush

    Dear Theodore Shoebat , if you’ve ever worked on the Sabbath day , we have to ask you to kill yourself immediately , sorry but those are the rules ! …
    ( Sabbath day is Saturday )

    Exodus 31:15
    For six days work is to be done, but the seventh day is a day of sabbath rest, holy to the LORD. Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day is to be put to death.

  • Blake J Butler

    Why do i get a feeling this creep is going to be a major new story in the near future, but involving a shooting massacre, targeting groups he feels “deserves it because god said so” and these pro-family loons are going to sit back and say nothing and claim they had no idea what he was capable of when he does do something ?

    Instead of giving the mentally ill a pedestal to spew their insane views to others, maybe they should be locked up in a psychiatric ward, where they belong, instead of being free-range and involve themselves in politics, like shoebat is doing….

    • KarenAtFOH

      He may not have enough allowance saved up to purchase a handgun.

  • We should start a betting pool on when Teddy will finally leave his bedroom, try to take his lunacy to the next level, and end up getting arrested for

    (1) assault
    (2) arson
    (3) creating a public disturbance
    (4) aggressively dickish behavior
    (5) all of the above

  • TheManicMechanic

    I can’t wait for the day when we hear about Shitbat being killed in a Grindr hookup gone wrong (but oh so right).

    • Lumpy Gaga

      If he goes with a smile on his face, it’s all good.

  • Is that a bong or a “personal massager” on that table behind him?

    • Robert Conner

      Dual use.

  • Gigi

    If he said such things in England he’d be arrested.

  • Clive Johnson

    I’d love to see hundreds of women posting replies to this freak on youtube saying ‘I’m a slut and I had an abortion/will get an abortion if I need to, in order to continue with my beautiful slut life.’

  • This Felicia won’t bye!

    What’s with those eyebrows?

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Listen – if a woman is in no position to keep a child in lampshades and bedding, she has a difficult choice to make…

  • Well that was nice. . .

  • Ryan Hunter

    Mentally ill and in need of serious treatment for delusional BS.

    • bob

      like most xians

  • rabbit_ears

    These posts could be shortened by summarizing: “Shoebat wants to kill people again.”

  • thatotherjean

    Hates women. Is nuts. Ugh. No wonder the despicable slob living in his mother’s basement can’t get a date.

    • Tor

      I’m imagining what his room must smell like.

  • Tor

    Is that a cocktail mixer on his nightstand, just above his right shoulder?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      YUP, saw that as well. It explains so much.

  • ByronK

    Why is this fuckwad not in a rubber room with bars?

  • OSG

    Finally, a statement that will draw everyone’s attention to this pathetic scrote’s genocidal tendencies.

  • James

    He’s looking and acting increasingly unhinged. I only hope that someone’s paying close enough attention that when he inevitably turns to real-world violence nobody gets hurt.

    • KarenAtFOH

      His Mom only leaves food for him at the top of the basement steps, so she’s not an option.

  • Robert

    sez the guy whose dick had never touched a vagina

    • Ben in Oakland

      Well, at least not his own.

  • Todd

    If only Theodore’s mother had …….

    • Robert Conner

      If she’d known then what she knows now…

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    This is what the bible says about abortions:

    “12 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘If a man’s wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him 13 so that another man has sexual relations with her, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act), 14 and if feelings of jealousy come over her husband and he suspects his wife and she is impure—or if he is jealous and suspects her even though she is not impure— 15 then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah[a] of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour olive oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder-offering to draw attention to wrongdoing.

    16 “‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18 After the priest has had the woman stand before the Lord, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder-offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the bitter water that brings a curse. 19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you. 20 But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”— 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse—“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[b] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.”

    “‘Then the woman is to say, “Amen. So be it.”

    23 “‘The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering will enter her. 25 The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the Lord and bring it to the altar. 26 The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial[c] offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27 If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse. 28 If, however, the woman has not made herself impure, but is clean, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.

    29 “‘This, then, is the law of jealousy when a woman goes astray and makes herself impure while married to her husband, 30 or when feelings of jealousy come over a man because he suspects his wife. The priest is to have her stand before the Lord and is to apply this entire law to her. 31 The husband will be innocent of any wrongdoing, but the woman will bear the consequences of her sin.’”

    • Steve Teeter

      Talk about mumbo-jumbo.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Sigh……

  • jackrabbitjb

    He needs to go to a psychiatrist. I suggest he hurry up though as some states are allowing mental health counselors to deny services to gays, atheists or anyone they don’t agree with. I see him fitting in to one or more of these categories.

  • Slut? Sigh, your sperm isn’t special.

  • ColdDesert

    Well good news! None of us are “men of Israel.” So this doesn’t apply.

  • fiizok

    This guy clearly has a profound mental illness that makes him a danger to others. Why he’s allowed to roam free is beyond me.

  • Boy Elvis

    When do we get to execute this Shoebat motherfucker? Him and his idiot father are still jihadists, they’re just jihadin’ for Jesus now.

    • BudClark

      Shouldn’t there be a fatwa on them for converting from Islam to Christianity? The penalty is death, as I recall, at least in Saudi Arabia.

  • kaydenpat

    Something is not right in that boy’s head. Thank goodness he has no power and can only run his mouth.

  • BartmanLA

    He is the classic example of a troll, A. Theodore Shoebat isn’t his real name it’s Anthony Puccetti, B The setting where he makes his videos is staged. C. His rants are scripted and contrived by others. D While he might have some “religion” he’s being used to promote a rabid Anti Gay agenda simply to generate more “clicks” and comments to stir up the right.

    • TimJ

      Agree, he looks like he is reading a prompter. I think he is a phony, fake ex-terrorist father “Walid” notwithstanding.

  • Tom Kidd

    Dear Ted Shoebat: Men who get women pregnant and abandon their responsibilities for those actions should have their cocks tied in a knot!

  • Ginger Snap

    I’m just waiting for the thing that is going to push him over the edge an commit a gun massacre.

  • nipper

    Why has he not been charged with inciting violence?

  • RobynWatts

    Ted, you might want to get off the computer and go do something else. Might I suggest sticking your head inside of a toilet and drowning yourself.

  • Gil

    By the time he’d be through there’d be just him and his mother left, which means, of course, he’d get to start that whole incest ball rolling again by reenacting Genesis.

  • Traxley Launderette

    He looks like he smells like store brand corn chips, stinky feet, rancid cheese, and failure.

  • Kissmagrits

    Just a passing thought: A conscious Teddy Shoebat strapped to a gurney in his natural state. A piano wire noose is placed around his – well – you get the idea.

  • Richard B

    Does Ted’s condemnation also include chronic masturbators who waste god’s precious seeds while jerking off in their parent’s basement apartment ?

  • Taylor

    If this was a skit on Saturday Night Live….everyone would say that it was a really awful parody. And to overblown to be believable.

    This girl’s a mess.

  • Jack

    Activist or nutcase?

  • Jim

    One second there, Teddi. You say that it’s an abominable deed worthy of death to kill children. OK. Then you tell us that Joshua killed Canaanite men, women, and…children. Did your brain hear the words that your mouth spoke? Joshua killed children. Well, doesn’t that make Joshua the moral equivalent of the people who killed their own children in sacrifice to Moloch? They’re all child killers. That’s a fact. So is it more than a bit schizophrenic to quote the Bible which at the same time condemns and approves child killing?

    • Gianni

      😀 I caught that immediately. The women deserved to die because they killed their own children. Sooooooooooo, Joshua decided to help with that and killed the rest. What crap! Perhaps that was OK with God because they were Canaanite children? They were enemies of the Israelites, the vicious little bastards.

  • Mike in NC

    Nurse Ratched, Teddy’s off his meds again!

  • Secure

    Why doesn’t he just join ISIS rather than stay in America and bitch all the time? Yo Ted – you seem as weak as the pro-life people you’re bitching about in this video.

  • sword

    Is Shoebat one of The Donald’s private advisors?

  • JCF

    He looks *this close* from stroking out due to apoplexy. Must.Not.Wish.Upon.ShoeBatShit.

  • Librarykid

    Every time I see his name, I read “Batshit.”

  • Scott H

    Get. a. lamp. shade. Mr. Screamy. Or an Edison bulb, fer crissakes.

  • Curieux Bleu

    1.Jeez you have a pillow top mattress yet how can you possibly sleep at night, that naked lamp bulb is an abomination and a blasphemy against thy Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ who repenteth this very moment before the Almighty for his New Testament/New Age Ways.

    2. For thusly, the nails of His own CRUZifiction have rendered him, and he wept in Gethsemene before his loyal Islamic converts, that he had dismissed the laws of Leviticus which he hath petitioned the Father to reinstate as the One true Gospel.

    3) And the Father has heard the Son’s petition, in blood and tears, and hath re-instated the laws of Israel as Jesus has read them yet again to the Faithful, and Mightiest of these Laws are those of Leviticus, and those who are stoned are to be pilloried in anguish before the Wrath of Almighty the IV th, King of Heaven.

    4) Then sally forth His minions and the Only True Blessed Reformed, and One Angelic Gospel Church of Eternal Death, and the Last TRUMPet shall raise the Sinners from their quiet graves for the Day of Judgement.

    5) Then shall Shoebat, the Almighty’s avenging Sword and Prophet, on the Road to Damascus be dazzled blind by the Light of Janet Porter, descending in a chariot with a dove and a spear.

    6) The Dove she crushes in her hand as a sign to the Children of Israel that they shall smite the blasphemers, and the atheists; and the Spear she hands to Theodore the Angel of Smiting to Smite those men who lie together as women to a man, his wives and concubines. who are righteous in thine eyes Oh Father.

    7) Then shall he now smite those sluts who had sex, because the lust of men deceived their wombs, and the fruit thereof was blasted, by their own hands in foolish desperation.

    8) Then shall Shoebat be rendered to the authorities of the Federal Court to give Caesar his due. And from thence shall he dragged for mandatory Psychiatric Examination for Discovery and Forensic Prevention of Crimes against Humanity.

    9) Shall he then be dragged to Golgotha to the mouth of the tomb where Ted Cruz’ body has been raptured up to Heaven’s Glory in a mass hypnotic scam of false assumptions, broken dreams, aborted orgasm, and the beating black wings of the Great Deceiver and his dark angelic beasts.

    10) Then, Theodore, stumbling, scratching at the very rocks, and crying out, as in a delirium, and BROKEN in body and spirit, and shall they take Shoebat’s sword and AK-47 and his little plastic Rambo Jesus.

    11) The mob of the religiously deranged and newly demented are advancing guided by the Serpent and his flying standard, not with stones, but with hypodermic syringes laden with psycho-toxic brain drugs destined for the Amygdala of the Demented One.

    12) The storm troopers of Almighty the IVth race in fury across the Violet Sky of Final Twilight. Shoebat shall lose his balance on the tiny karmic pebble at the pinnacle screaming demons from his mouth, his hatreds echoing through the vast precipice and wretched black hole of endless Hell, into which he spirals endlessly.

    13) Shall he then be awoken covered in a glistening river of sweat by a nudging from the Ward 3A night medication nurse. Time for your next anti-psychotic pills Ted, “Sweet Dreams, may angels watch you through the night.”

    So thus endeth this reading of God’s Holy re-revised & most infallible Word.

    May we all rise up to sing Onward Christian Soldiers, #594 in your Fox News-Starnes Evangel- Hymnal, to the swell of the the Orgasmic-Casavant 5million dollar organ, as the collection plate comes by.

    May we all reach deeply into BOTH pockets to raise money for the Glory of God, and for Pastor Dobson’s new $65 million Gospel Jet to disseminate the Seeds of Glory around the globe. Amen.

    • OculusVeritas

      Your not well…

    • hudson11

      that took a lotta work!

  • OculusVeritas

    // This is the “real” Trump Constituency.; The religious peeps belong to Ted Cruz.

  • 1Truth1

    Why are you giving this guy media coverage?? We all know he’s a complete asshole. Stop legitimizing him! He deserves ZERO attention.

  • So, Madonna, you’re going to keep your baby?

  • GanymedeRenard

    Hun, your mama should have either swallowed or flushed you down the toilet. What a lovely piece of pig shit you turned out to be.

  • Chris Baker

    I listened to as much as I could. Technically, Molech was a false god, so the sin was of offering one’s child as a sacrifice to a false god.

    However, we see plenty of examples in the old testament of God commanding the Hebrews to go into towns and to kill every man, woman and child. I suppose that includes babies. So obviously God does not view every life as sacred and special, and no one, not even babies, are really ‘innocent’ victims in those slaughters.

    And, of course, abortion is a very complicated issue. Not every woman who has an abortion did it because, ooops!, she forgot to take her pill that day. (Proper sex education in schools, and easier access to contraception would help reduce the abortion rate, but conservatives don’t want that either! )

  • NMNative

    This pos will say anything that will get him attention. LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!! Sad to say he probably is as self loathing as they come and spends his nights, hiding under his covers, jerking off to male underwear model photos. Sad, pathetic little man.

  • Mundusvultdecipi

    Is there really no readily available help for mentally ill people such as this in the US? He is more to be pitied than loathed.

  • janey

    i have a question. Why does the Protestant evangelicals always cite Leviticus when it is in the OLD Testament which Protestants gave up???? They are only supposed to go by the New Testament.