Cruz-Aligned Pastor Kevin Swanson Calls For Executing “Pro-Homosexual” Girl Scout Leaders [AUDIO]

The pastor who called for executing homosexuals shortly before interviewing Ted Cruz is back with more Christian Love. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch:

Swanson, who has spent years calling for a boycott of Girl Scouts cookies and accusing the organization of promoting communism and turning girls into lesbians, said that Girl Scouts leaders have violated Jesus’ teaching that it would be better for someone to have a millstone hung around their neck and thrown into the sea rather than cause a child to sin.

This instruction, Swanson said, should be applied literally. After criticizing the Girl Scouts because it “promotes lesbianism” and movies like “Harry Potter” and “How To Train Your Dragon” for featuring “homosexual mentors provided to little boys” — a criticism he detailed at the rally with Cruz — Swanson said that people must put into effect Jesus’ teaching against debasing children with such “movies that promote homosexuality or organizations that promote homosexuality.” “You’ve got to take what He says and you have to apply it,” Swanson said.

  • Donating to the Girl Scouts is even sweeter because of asshats like this, and of course because they have been longtime supporters of trans girls. 🙂

    • FAEN

      Yep. I don’t eat many of the cookies but I do love supporting an org that is trans inclusive.

      • Joseph Miceli

        I just age 6 boxes of Samoas last week. I can’t help myself. The damned thing are my one indulgence.

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    • Ron Robertson

      What asshats like Swanson never seem to contemplate is that they make a single attempt on someone’s life due to their stupid little mythology book, they may be surprised to find that the person with the 6-feet-under date is themselves.

  • Cackalaquiano

    “spent years calling for a boycott of Girl Scouts cookies”
    Fuck that. I love the communist/lesbian taste of Caramel Delites.

    • secretlab

      Yes comrade, solidarity. Must have Samoas! *pats tummy*

      • Rick Zajac

        LOVE Samoas; and Thin Mints.

      • Henri205

        I read that as samosas and now am dying for Indian food.

    • Rambie

      The communist/lesbian Girl Scout thin mints are so much more tasty corporate made copies.

      • Cackalaquiano

        I’m not a huge fan of mixing chocolate and mint, but I could still choke down a box or two of those in one sitting, no doubt.

        • bkmn

          Especially if they have been in the freezer.

        • Rambie

          My ex loved Somoas while I was the Thin Mint junkie.

        • Octavio

          Since Nabisco nixed making Mystic Mint Cookes, the Girl Scouts’ Thin Mints are the next best thing.

    • jmax

      Tried the Lemonades this year. Very yummy and lesbian.

      • Paula

        Oh yay…. I bought two boxes but, haven’t tried them yet

        • jmax

          They’re essentially shortbreads with lemon icing on the bottom. My partner calls me crazy, but the shortbread cookies are one of my favorites.

          • BobSF_94117

            The most successful marriages are ones in which the spouses don’t like the same kinds of Girl Scout cookies.

          • Cackalaquiano

            True words here

          • jmax

            Our tastes in food are totally different. It makes dinnertime a bit of a challenge.

          • B Snow

            Truer words. I buy three boxes of Thin Mints for the DH, and alternate between Do-Di-Dos and Savannah Smiles for myself. 🙂

      • Todd20036

        Are they made with real Girl Scouts?

        • jmax

          The Girl Scout website says the Lemonades are vegan, so I doubt it : )

          • Todd20036

            They could be made with vegan girl scouts.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      A filthy Sodomite like yourself WOULD delight in brown Caramel – Satan’s confection.

      • You say “filthy Sodomite” like that’s a bad thing… shame on you!

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Hey, you’re the one eating the goo goo.

          • And that’s a bad thing… how? Lotsa protein, and tastes like chicken!

    • Octavio

      But are they made of real communist lesbian caramels?

      • Communist Lesbians, covered in caramel. Helps with the swallowing – covers up those pesky leg whiskers.

      • Cackalaquiano

        I mean, what else would they make them with?

  • oikos
    • Gene

      I have that in my office (the home one, not my “office” office)

      I have always supported the Girl Scouts, and love the cookies…
      even if they are not actually made from real girl scouts (big Adams Family fan here)

      • coram nobis

        The Addams family was always cool.

        FRENCH VISITOR WITH BAD ACCENT: What a pity, your doll has lost its head.
        WEDNESDAY ADDAMS: Oh, no, she’s Marie Antoinette and I cut it off, zzzk!

        • Gene

          one of the joys of the JMG community is that I knew that at least a lot of people would catch the joke 🙂

          I have made it to friends as we walked into Kroger (where a phalanx of cute children and their mothers are allowed to set up what I call “guilt tables” (one is guilted into buying the cookies) by the front door. The reaction was not humor, but horror. …and the way they looked at me as if to ask “what are you saying!?” is, itself, at least to my very dark sense of humor and soul, funny in of itself. 😉

  • bkmn

    My goal for this year is to buy twice the number of Girl Scout cookies since Fraudlin Graham is advising people not to buy any.

  • JaniceInToronto

    I’m shocked this clown hasn’t burst a blood vessel in his tiny brain yet. I have to wonder how many followers he has, and how many G.S. cookies they buy.

  • Gustav2

    Abortifacients! The Pill kills babies!

    I’m not a scientist, but…

    • Do you play one on tv?

      • Gustav2

        Only when I am behind the pulpit.

      • kcken

        I’m slept at a Holliday inn last night….

      • Todd20036

        I’ve played with a few doctors… not on TV, though.

  • Michael Rush
  • bkmn

    ..

    • oikos

      Thank you. That is too funny!

      • bkmn

        Too true.

      • Ed Burrow

        ok, apparently i’m dense as shit….i don’t get it. help.

        • BobSF_94117

          It’s a dig at the Prosperity Gospel movement (I think).

          • Todd20036

            Yes. The asshole with the Bankrupt account is Joel Olsen. He has stadiums full of “prayer meetings” where he basically says you can pray your way to prosperity, even though the only one getting richer is Jimmy, himself.

            He’s quite anti gay, but clothes it in “love”.

            It’s also a dig on Wheel of Fortune, which is hosted by a tea bagger, Sajek.

          • Soren456

            It is Joel Osteen. And he is VERY prosperous.

          • Cackalaquiano

            He has that creepy Santorumesque smile.

  • Mike Thakar

    The American brown shirts rising!

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    I’m not hearing anything but one sound repeated over and over again. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.

    • For coco puffs?

      • Piercedchrlz

        For Chocko Cocks!

  • Michael Smith

    “criticizing the Girl Scouts because it “promotes lesbianism” and movies like “Harry Potter” and “How To Train Your Dragon” for featuring “homosexual mentors provided to little boys”

    Well if that’s not grounds for executing people, I don’t know what is.

    • Snarkaholic

      Well, then, let’s have a nice heterosexual character…like Pepe Le Pew…a skunk who wants to rape cats; what a wonderful role model for children!

      • Gene

        1) ho…lee….fuc.
        I must say that, while I always loved those cartoons, I never thought about it quite that way… “a skunk who wants to rape cats”.
        2) your point, while….disturbingly (i did not say it was a bad thing) stands utterly true

        • Marides48

          Don’t forget about the pig that doesn’t were any pants?

          • Gene

            ewww…..never thought about it, but, aren’t we told that raw pork is not good for us?
            😉

      • William

        How many times was Bugs Bunny in drag, enticing unsuspecting men? And teaching children that it;s okay to have sex with a rabbit?

        Loonie Tunes was a hotbed of deviance!!!

        • Rick Zajac

          Bugs Bunny in drag was hysterical.

          • Bad Tom

            See? Bugs got to you!

  • Lance Thrustwell

    It’s not that there are insane assholes out there like this. Of course there are. There are too damn many people on the planet for there not to be at least a few of every kind of person you can think of. And some you can’t.

    It’s that this guy has followers. It’s that he’s kind of popular. That’s the part I don’t get. Because a lot of the people who listen to people like him don’t act or talk anywhere near this crazy.

    I think some people are just swayed by conviction. Almost doesn’t matter what the conviction is about; they just need that passion, that certainty.

    Flock, indeed.

    • Lakeview Bob

      You could be talking about Drumpf.

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    And once again, a photo of a crackpot preacher where the caption might read #SurpriseButtSex.

  • Goodboy

    Wow. This insane crackpot keep talking about killing people with glee. The first amendment doesn’t apply to inciting murder.

  • b

    Where were the gay people in the Harry Potter series? It was all heterosexual, as I recall. And apparently the Gobbler character said he never married “for one other reason.” The people hate all reference to gay people. Hate.

    • shivadog

      The author announced after the series was over that Dumbledore was gay. Seems like a strange move to me, since there was no indication of that in the books or movies.

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        Unless you consider his close friendship with the first dark lord, Grindelward. When I read the books and that whole thing came to light, I wondered. But, she never wrote him as straight or gay. It’s one of those things an author know about a character that may or may not ever come out.

      • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

        I think Dolores Umbridge said something about Dumbledore being “unfit to be around children”. I don’t think she was talking about all the ways Dumbledore endangered their lives. And in the last books someone said Dumbledore’s relationship with Grindelwald was more than just friendship and “unnatural”.

    • MrSkippy

      Dumbledore was gay. JK Rowling announced that after the series was over. It’s clearly not hugely apparent in the books but whatever.

      • kevin vincent

        But makes everything in his past make a lot of sense, especially with Grinderwald

        • MrSkippy

          AND it has the added benefit of pissing on dumb fuckers like Swanson here.
          So win-win.

    • Cuberly

      He won’t be able to watch any Star Wars flicks either. Mark Hamill said, sure, why can’t Luke be gay.

      http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/03/mark-hamill-luke-skywalker-gay

      • Octavio

        Obviously. A name like Skywalker just effuses being “light in the loafers” doesn’t it?

    • Soren456

      Dumbledore. And Christians complained that he didn’t keep his hands in view at all times.

  • Jimmy Joe

    When the girl scouts show up at his door, why doesn’t he just wail and rub his body with feces?

    • oikos

      He does that whether or not they show up at his door.

    • Todd20036

      On a Monday?

  • Jerry Hinnant

    Dies anyone know the punishment for false prophets? Maybe we should return the favor.

  • kcken

    Omg… how to train your dragons 2, has one ONE! very obscure reference to one of the villagers that’s hasn’t married. That’s worthy of a boycott ? JFC. ..

  • coram nobis

    Memo to self: buy more Girl Scout cookies.

  • madknits

    I bought 3 boxes of GS Cookies last week when they were selling them outside our grocery store. I’d’ve bought more, but I only had $15 cash on me, and the ATM was out of order.

    Also, why do they always forget the so called “greatest commandment of all,” the one that says, “Love your neighbour as yourself”?

    • David Walker

      The trouble is, they do…they just can’t admit their self-hatred.

    • jomicur

      Apparently Jesus was only kidding about that.

    • Snarkaholic

      But he IS following it…he’s a self-loathing closet case.

  • kcken

    If your 14 year old needs an abortion, you’ve already failed as a parent, and a human being.

    • Octavio

      Well, only if it’s her forth abortion.

      • Soren456

        You must be a Unitarian.

    • MB

      But, but …. she’s was wearing her daddy-daughter ring while she was playing with Josh Duggar ???

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Doesn’t his little book of myths and fairytales have something to say about bearing false witness? I thought it was one of the top ten hits. What’s the penalty for braking that rule? And how soon can we apply it to this would be murderer?

  • Blake J Butler

    Hmm… i think Swanson just convinced me to out and buy a few boxes of shortbread Trefoils and Caramel delight Samoas, because i “need” to.

    BTW Someone needs to investigate this guy, he looks and sounds like a garden variety pedophile.

    • coram nobis

      I believe the Samoas are coconut and chocolate, but they are good, as are the Trefoils. I couldn’t find the Girl Scouts’ Dulces de Leche of previous years, however. Too bad: that last would be a double insult to the screeching right. We’ll always have the thin mints, however.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        I believe the Samoas are coconut and chocolate

        That’s a relief. Caramel in any form IS an abomination.

        • tcinsf

          Hmpph. You’re the second person I know of who has a caramel issue. I live for it.

          • Bad Tom

            The more for you.

      • Blake J Butler

        I’m really not even a fan of coconut texture. I got sick once, a long time ago, and the texture of coconut usually makes me gag, ever since. But Samoas, oddly do not have that effect on me.

        • It’s the lacing with pot… makes you want more, and keeps the tummy from flipping all at the same time.
          …damn! I said that out loud, didn’t I?

      • Snarkaholic

        The Trefoils used to be a thousand times better…but then they stopped dusting them with demerara sugar!

      • Octavio

        In Buenos Aires Dulce de Leche are THE most popular girl scout cookie and the girl scouts’ version of a chocolate dipped alfajore runs a close second.

    • BudClark

      He and Rafael Cruz Sr. have wild, mad buttsex after hours.

      • Blake J Butler

        I assume also involving feces, maybe that of an animal, or not, or from both.

      • JCF

        Ew, Bud!

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    If the tax exemption for charity contributions was removed, what new careers do we imagine for Swanson, Osteen, Pastor Semen-Latte?

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      And no “barista” is too easy. We are better than that.

    • bkmn

      Used whore salesmen.

      • Marides48

        Manage a pay day loan/title loan office.

        • William

          Pre-paid legal scam.

    • off leash

      Men’s room attendant.

      • Bad Tom

        I wouldn’t want them near a bathroom I was in.

    • Soren456

      Open a Chick-fil-A store.

  • JT
    • Marides48

      Ah yes Jeebus loves only loves 90% of the children.

    • William

      Steven needs a boyfriend.

      • David F.

        What he needs is a ball gag and sex machine plugged into a 240 instead of 120 outlet – let it hate fuck him.

        • DaveMiller135

          You know you can just adjust the speed, right? You don’t have to mess with your wiring.

          • David F.

            Ever see the movie “Top Secret” – the scene where Val Kilmer is in prison and the general comes up to him and says they found his agent dead and impaled on a sex device because he didn’t know the outlet was 240? “It took us two hours to get the smile of his face.” In this case I want the attachment to be a cheese grater.

          • Douglas E. Berry

            Why waste a good sex toy? Use a curling iron and some superglue.

        • JCF

          {evil laugh!}

      • Todd20036

        I’m not volunteering, but I wouldn’t say no to Michaelangelo

        • William

          Steven is good looking enough, but I don’t have patience for all the sobbing and tears.

    • Paula

      Oh, Stevie, do you really want me mad at you finding I only have three months to live?

      • Gene

        I’ve said it before, but, I gotta’ repeat it..sometimes I just so love how you think
        😉
        (and she was making a funny..hearing the voice of Joe in back of my head..)

    • Henri205

      He seems nice. Check out his nutty wife’s blog.

  • Alan43

    Interesting how conservative Christians like to segregate by sex and yet also accuse sex-segregated outfits like the Girl Scouts or nuns as being gay

  • Rex

    He calls for girl scout leaders to be drowned, yet all he does is not buy their cookies? Unless he’s out gathering up millstones right now, he should just shut the fuck up.

  • RainbowPhoenix

    First it’s killing us all, now it’s killing anyone who doesn’t hate us. This should sound very familiar to anyone that’s picked up a legitimate history book.

    • Ben in Oakland

      or a psychology text.

  • Gene

    one of the shelters for homeless mothers and their kids I support is perpetually short of cash. there is a considerable need. I wish this ass hat would spend this energy on helping charities like ours that help little girls (and boys), but, I doubt he would. we serve a lot of donated girl scout cookies to the kids.
    (( its a day shelter..kids of employed but homeless moms, most often just out of abusive relationships but with no home/apartment yet, can stay from 5 AM to 8:30 PM, free of charge while mom works or looks for better jobs. Daycare is expensive…but, again, this ass hat would not be interested in such things. a REAL testament to the faith he proclaims he is. ‘snark’)

    • Gene

      (I just mention this because, while its located in a church, and gets a lot of support from local mainline protestant and jewish groups, the fundys, when asked for cash, nevvvvvvur seem to have any. saving for jets…or in this guys case, lithium salts, I suspect)

      • They have basically turned their backs on all the passages in the New Testament talking about loving thy neighbor, caring for the sick and weak, piling up riches on earth will doom one to hell. They are just making shit up whole cloth now, with only the faintest molecule of bible verse painted on.

        • i think it’s worse than that. they’ve turned hating the poor and weak into a for profit grifting empire. where they not only steal from the weak and ignorant, they use that money to maintain a paradise for a few select grifters, who are usually atheists, if you talk to them privately.

          if i believed in Jeebus i guess the only nice thing i could say about him is that he must be a really sensitive guy. after first few decades of watching his followers blur and distort his message, i’m betting he just turned it off up in heaven and went back to making wine and partying with his friends. or maybe just crying so hard and wondering how it all went so wrong, he can’t bring himself to do anything.

          • TrollopeReader

            crying so hard could explain the floods in Louisiana ….

          • The days of christianity being the religion of charity, love and hope, if it ever did exist is long long gone. I agree if there was such a person as Jeebus, he’d be stunned as to what people have done to his message of acceptance and care.

          • JCF

            If the Christianists will just turn on, and eat each other (as we see them doing in the ReThug Primary!), the religion of those who actually Follow Jesus might make a comeback…

  • KQCA

    It has to be frustrating for them, worshiping a god that has been absent and apathetic of their bigoted cause. It’s like the god doesn’t even exist.

    • RainbowPhoenix

      I’m honestly not sure what would be worse for them, learning that God doesn’t exist, or learning that God everything they claim they’re doing in His name.

  • Richard B

    Kevin “don’t let them draw smiley faces on pussie sores” Swanson has said enough to convince me he is the poster boy for mental illness and need to be incarcerated for eternity in a secure room with rubber walls.

    • Snarkaholic

      Maybe he and Ted Dingbat can be roomies.

  • NancyP

    Love those trefoils (shortbread)

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Samoas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Octavio

        Thin mints. If they only made a mocha-mint version laced with heroin . . . that would be good.

        • William

          I thought Thin Mints were heroin. I go into withdrawls when there aren’t any more green boxes in the freezer. And there was that time I chased a little girl….

          • Treant

            In the off season, you can get Oreo Thins, Mint Flavor. They’re not quite the same, but they’re basically cocaine to the Girl Scouts’ heroin.

          • William

            Nabisco is moving Oreo production to Mexico. A bunch of US employees just lost their jobs.

          • Treant

            Well, that’s a boner killer.

        • MUST…. HAVE…. THIN…. MINTS…. CAN’T…. STOP…. MUSHAVETHINMINTSGIMMEGIMMEGIMMMEEEEE-DAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!

        • Gustav2

          but…but…but they lie about the Thin Mints…they do not make you thin!

          • Bad Tom

            No, no, it’s chocolate mint irony.

          • The best part about a box of thin mints…
            …throwing them on the floor and rolling in them. Which guarantees I don’t have to share them with anybody!

  • geoffalnutt

    “…turning girls into lesbians…”. Sounds like something Endora would do…in an idle moment.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      More likely, Sam’s senile aunt. Bewitched After Dark: the Lost Episodes.

      • coram nobis

        There was also Uncle Arthur, played by Paul Lynde.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          …played by Paul Lynde

          Played by Steve Carrell in the movie version. A thankless gag walk-on which he did with great panache.

        • M Jackson

          What in the hell was Uncle Arthur going to do with a lesbian?

          • MaryOGrady

            Dish, baby, dish!

          • coram nobis

            Do her hair?

    • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

      Sounds like something I wished Samantha would do since both versions of Darrin were pretty douchey.

    • JCF

      If only, if only…

  • off leash

    My mother was a Girl Scout leader when I was a kid. She had meetings at our home where I was near enough to hear everything going on and I didn’t turn into a lesbian.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    My sister is a girl scout leader and my niece is a girl scout. My sister and brother-in-law are also NYPD detectives. I’d pay good money to watch my sister beat the ever loving shit out of Kevin Swanson. She is not someone you should ever mess with.

    • Octavio

      If it happens, I’ll pay premium prices for two front row tickets. 🙂

      • Marides48

        Get there early, I don’t think it would take long to finish him off.

    • BlueberriesForMe

      Just seeing that picture Joe posts of Swanson makes me wonder why Swanson hasn’t exploded into very, very, tiny, useless pieces of plastic by now.

  • Octavio

    Swanson needs a good snowmobile accident.

    • i was thinking a delivery truck with a load full of cookies, but sure. yours works too. 😉

      • TuuxKabin

        truck with a load of cookies would be more poetic, with a milk delivery truck following so everyone can enjoy a snack.

    • JCF

      Feeding time for the sled dogs @ Iditarod.

  • Silver Badger

    Lets see now, “get thee to a closet”, “judge not..”, “let he with out sin…” Yep. This fine example of christianity really pays attention to his bible, doesn’t he?

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    Evil mad men like Kevin Swanson who want to kill innocent people need to be locked up.

    • Homo Erectus

      He’ll get caught in a restroom soon enough.

  • Dan

    I’ve seen How to Train your Dragon about a dozen times but I seem to have missed the homosexual angle of it all.

    • SpiderPIG

      Exactly, I was thinking the same thing.

    • Soren456

      Was gonna say.

    • Treant

      Duh! There’s a reason he was named Toothless.

    • Bobbleobble

      It’s in the second one. The Viking who has lost a leg and a hand says something along the lines of there being a very important reason as to why he never married which the writers intended to be a very oblique reference to him being gay.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Reverend Pussy Sore continues to spew.

  • Soren456

    Publicity is intoxicating.

  • Paula

    I couldn’t make it through the entire recording, I felt nauseated.

  • William

    Somebody got some bad cookies.

    • Snarkaholic

      Did they tell him that the Anthrax was powdered sugar?

  • FAEN

    Look everyone, it’s more Christian love!

    • rabbit_ears

      It burns! AAAAHHH! IT BURNS!!

  • TuuxKabin
  • Antinousian

    The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit cannot *wait* to get their hands on you, Kevin.

    • Antinousian

      Bud! How have you been, man?

    • JCF

      Three (in- One) Easy Pieces…

  • Cuberly
    • Octavio

      That really is funny. Thanks.

      • Cuberly

        I want Berns’ hover chair…..lol…

        It is funny.

    • TuuxKabin

      Mine too. Woke up el husbian, napping, when I laughed at that.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    Is everyone on crack?

    • Nope, but I try my damnedest to get IN crack as frequently as possible… does that count?

      • William

        Making America a more satisfied place. Keep up the good work!

  • JVB

    When I bought cookies from them, I said I supported the Girl Scouts and happy to piss off the religious loons!

  • William

    So is this not considered a threat?

  • Yet another reason to hate the Reagans… at one time people like this would have been locked up in a padded room, kept heavily medicated, and nice young men in clean white coats would hose them off once a week.

  • HomerTh

    Jesus never mentioned movies. Or Girl Scouts. Or cookies. Or lesbians. Not a word. Of course, since Jesus is a fictional character, he never said anything.

  • Macbill

    Because Jesus Loves Hate.

    • Chicago joe

      White Jesus loves hate

  • kevin vincent

    Dumbledore’s sexuality NEVER played a part in the story like EVER we only know because Rowling outed him herself. While it explains A LOT about his relationship with Grandlewald it doesn’t factor into his actions at all. So a gay man can’t be a fountain of wisdom? Then again Swanson never read the books, hell he thinks Harry Potter is AMERICAN not British.

    • grada3784

      Wasn’t Harry Potter in the movie Troll?

  • gsingjane

    I have been a Girl Scout leader for 15 years and was a “girl” Girl Scout for 10 years before that. I have worked at camp as a counselor and instructor, have worked on our state level leading backpacking and other trips, organized many events on our town level, and have been fortunate enough to have had, oh at this point, probably 300 girls come through my troops. I have had 6 Gold Award recipients and am just this year “graduating” 4 girls from high school who have been with me since the first grade. I have done virtually every badge, try-it, IPP, Journey award and level award out there (including the unlamented Studio2B).

    I do not recognize the values or program goals that are described here. I also have never, in all my years of being involved with the program, been asked to, or chosen to, discuss any matters involving private sexuality, birth control or abortion, not to mention such things as Satanism. There was a time when “that’s so gay” was an “in” thing to say, and I asked the girls not to say it, but that was the only time that I can recall that the subject ever came up. This is not to say that Girl Scouts, as an organization, doesn’t have problems – it does. The finances are in a parlous state and councils are making irresponsible decisions, like selling off camp properties, all over the country. The program emphasis has shifted from camping and the outdoors, to careers, STEM and product sales – and most of us “old-timers” don’t appreciate that at all. Girl membership has dropped by over a million girls over the past 10 years and I, for one, think Girl Scouts actually needs a giant “course correction” if it’s to survive at all.

    If Girl Scouts is failing as an organization, though, it isn’t because of false associations such as those drawn above. At least that’s my view of it from the inside.

  • Cboulder

    Just more of that Christian Love!

  • David F.

    I saw we lock him at the top of the stairwell of the Empire State building with a couple of dozen angry Girl Scouts and and just walk away for a few minutes. Nobody sees or hears anything. Oopsy – you tripped and fell down dozens of flight of stairs…

    • Snarkaholic

      Cindy and Ashley, how many times do I have to tell you that you can’t work to earn your Soap Making Badge at the top of the staircase?
      (Here’s the hundred bucks each I promised you…have fun at the mall!)

  • Religious Scumbags

    • Curieux Bleu

      In Mugglespeak: “Death Eaters”

  • Curieux Bleu

    Too bad this is just an audio, since if accompanied with his wildly flailing gestures it would be useful to send it viral across America, so people can see the CRAZY and the CRUEL that is oozing up from the sewers to slime onto the CRUZ crusade!

    Whether TRUMP or CRUZ, neither campaign will disassociate themselves from the endorsements of White Supremacist/KKK/Red neck racist, crazy Homophobes like this guy and Theodore Batshoe/ Batshit, the immigrant HATERS, the misogynists and woman oppressors and the Right to RFRA sanctioned DISCRIMINATION freaks.

    Doesn’t seem to be hurting their core support levels or results either. Republicans are flocking to the primaries in numbers that dwarf those supporting the Democratic candidates. I fear that “Murika is going over to the Dark Side of the Force and that 2016 will be a Dark Date in World History.

    ( And Hoping like Hell I am totally Wrong.)

    • Homo Erectus

      You gotta wonder how many of his followers will actually vote in the general. They must be a little afraid…..

  • Bill T.

    There comes a point when you just have to call the fucking asshole homicidal.

    • RainbowPhoenix

      We went past that point a while ago. Now we’re into genocide.

  • DaveMiller135

    When these little twerps try to get someone else to commit violence, I just really want to encourage them to try picking on someone my size. I was never a bully, and I sometimes worry that my life experience is the poorer for it. Certainly, if I were to trip and fall inadvertently on top of Kevin, I’m pretty sure dental records wouldn’t be sufficient for the identification.

  • BudClark

    KKKonservative KKKristianist KKKults = KKKILL!!! KKKILL!!! KKKILL!!

    So where’s the condemnation from Not All Are Like That? Are they hiding under their beds and cuddling with Dan Savage?

    I think, BTW, that Dan has done a lot of good (“It Gets Better”), but Not All Are Like That are a bunch of bible-whipped cowards.

    • Steven Leahy

      I haven’t heard from NALT’s in YEARS.

      • I just checked their page, and the date on the bottom of the page is 2013-2015. They have abandoned their lofty and empty battle.

        • JCF

          Not all of us who are not like the Fundy Christianists BIGOTS are part of the brandname “NALT” effort. We Episcopalians focus more on what we’re for: EQUALITY (as taught in the New Testament: Galatians 3:28).

  • Steven Leahy

    So now we want to kill moms? Are little girls in the Brownie uniforms next?

    • Snarkaholic

      I think they’re safe; this dunce will probably mistake their brown uniforms for Trumpler Youth gear.

  • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild
    • Snarkaholic

      The martial artist Girl Scouts could probably snap his bony arm like a pretzel stick!

  • I call for the execution of firebreathing preachers. They’re delusional and a danger to the rest of humanity.

    What’s that? I have about as much chance of that happening as he does? Well, shit.

  • BudClark

    My Bible must be a defective printing … I find nothing in it about Jesus ordering us to kill GLBTQAI people, Girl Scouts, or anybody else.

    • Snarkaholic

      He probably thinkst the verse, “Suffer the little children” means that those pesky girl scouts need their asses kicked.

  • JCF

    Swanson motherf#cker,

  • dwieboldt

    Perhaps we aught to put a price on your head, asshole… He who lives by the sword, shall die by the sword. I can’t think of anyone more appropriate, than you assholes!

  • amati1684

    The only good thing here is that, for this craven douchebag, eternity will be the utter darkness reserved for those who rejected light, in all its forms, including the gay ones. There will be no gold-streeted, jasper-walled, harp-strumming Heaven for this one — or anyone else. He will simply, gratefully, be a quickly forgotten pimple visited for a mere second on the ass of humanity.

  • Paige Turner

    He gives off a very creepy “sex offender” kind of vibe.

  • Whitey’s Conspiracy

    The Communist Lesbian Zingers were so good that I ordered 4 boxes this year.

  • Glen

    Religion.