HYPOCRISY EXPLOSION: Sarah Palin Denounces Ted Cruz As An Inexperienced “Half-Term Senator”

“Calling GOP frontrunner supporters ‘low information’ disengaged voters, Ted Cruz’s insinuation reeks of all the reasons America knows ‘the status quo has got to go.’ The arrogance of career politicians is something at which the rest of us chuckle, but Cruz’s latest dig strays from humorous into downright nasty. Cruz is right, though – independent, America-first, commonsense conservatives supporting Donald Trump ARE ‘low information’ when it comes to having any information on Cruz’s ability to expand the conservative movement, beat Hillary Clinton, unify and lead the nation.

“Where’s information on any Cruz success whilst in his short, half-term U.S. Senate seat, proving his resume’s advantage over another career politicians’s lawyerly executive inexperience that includes never having created a single private sector job, but boasting of his constitutional law teacher creds? (Remember America experimented with that resume before; how’d that work out for the country?)” – Sarah Palin, writing today on her Facebook page.

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  • rusty57

    Wow. How do you go through life so completely unself aware?

    • Gustav2

      Allow me to introduce you to local rural Ohio Republican politicians. Many of them get into office because no one else wants to run, then work their way up.

    • Xanax, vodka shooters, and meth. My guess anyway.

      • Rex

        Always works for me.

      • Groovy!

      • rusty57

        Xanax can be helpful, and vodka is a food group.
        I’ll pass on the meth, don’t know that I’d be able to afford the dental bills.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        No, no, there has to be something more. You know maybe an Ambien added with a snort of glue.

      • Christopher Smith

        Yeah, she does look bad enough now to be doing meth….

      • Strepsi

        and Evangelism. That’s always good for a delusion or 20.

      • JCF

        I doubt she had more than about 3 neurons in her skull to begin with…

    • Henri205

      Maybe her two illegitimate grandchildren and son arrested for domestic abuse keep her busy……. Nah, she’s just that stupid and clueless.

      • rusty57

        If she had shown the slightest concern for her children growing up she might not be blessed with two bastard grandchildren and a son charged with domestic violence now.
        I’m guessing not only is this obnoxious woman not self aware, she’s completely self absorbed.

        • Henri205

          Her hypocrisy and stupidity are just breathtaking. I almost want to extend sympathy to the brood but nah. Based on what I’ve read they’re all as stupid as she is. Fights at birthday parties and such. And Todd? He seems to be a secessionist and more crazy than Caribou Barbie. May they join the Kardashians in ‘Let’s Ignore Them’ Hell.

          • Jeff Breeze

            and just when you think she cant get stupider…….

      • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

        Don’t forget the plea deal when he got nabbed for cutting the breaK lines on a school bus. That’s why he went into the army (and became a hero) in the first place.

      • olandp

        Doesn’t she have three illegitimate grandchildren. That we know about…

    • PLAINTOM

      For her, it’s a very lucrative living.

  • geoffalnutt

    I. Just. Can’t.

  • Rex

    So, let’s hear about your success, Sarah, oh, yeah, you just quit.

  • Buford

    Ah… Sarah… let’s watch… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMocEINn-E8

    • Joe knows who I am.

      i hate john mccain. -_-

    • sherman

      That’s hilarious. “Two Bucks in the Yuban Can” would be a good title for Mooselini’s autobiography.

      • Buford

        “There is laughter…”

  • oikos
    • Gil

      I miss Happy Endings.

      • Strepsi

        I do too!
        It was like the networks tried to recreate Friends 100 times, and they actually finally got it right where every person in the cast was hilarious, and they canned it?!

    • Stubenville

      Actually, I’d rather pound thumbtacks into my gums.

      (Apologies to David Sedaris.)

    • Todd20036

      I’ve shot people in the face.

      We are talking about the same thing, right?

      • oikos

        Not exactly.

      • RoverSerton

        i hope not. Having been in the military, One type is more satisfying than the other for both people.

  • Rex

    Sarah Palin – the poster girl for “low information and disengaged” with reality.

    • CatCope

      OH, so this is a sample of drumph’s low educated voter!! Thank You, Rex. Perfect!

  • hiker_sf

    When she finally does crash and burn, it isn’t going to be pretty.

    • Rex

      I thought she already did.

      • Frostbite

        Several times.

    • Todd20036

      She’s already burnt. She couldn’t run for dogcatcher at this point.
      Her greatest contribution was being an example to the hypocrisy of the goobs who claimed Obama wasn’t experienced enough to run for office, plus being an example of the hypocrisy of the abstinence only education, family values, and even terrorism (daddy Palin is a secessionist)

      • And she almost single-handedly ended McCain’s presidential aspirations.

        • Rex

          So, she was successful at something.

      • Bruno

        In a milieu where Trump gets the GOP nomination and could possibly be president, I’m not so sure she couldn’t run successfully. This country is just that full of idiots.

    • CatCope

      YES IT WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • There’s a spit-take. Wonder where I can send Palin the bill for a new keyboard.

    • Sarah Palin
      General Delivery
      Wasilla, AK 99654

      • lymis

        I think that’s Bristol’s address. It’s certainly her hobby.

      • Snarkaholic

        Fourth Trailer down by the railroad tracks.

  • tonyg

    Word Salad covered in Alaska Ranch dressing.

    • Snarkaholic

      You misspelled Raunch.

  • michael

    Sad part is that people who love her won’t get the irony

    • Her people have the attention spans of mayflies and depend entirely on wingnut media for their misinformation. Most probably have no clue Palin bailed on the Alaska governorship halfway through her own one and only term of office higher than mayor of Wasilla.

      • oikos

        if they did know it would be Obama’s fault.

  • justmeeeee

    Why hasn’t facebook banned her yet?

  • pickypecker
  • BobSF_94117

    Whilst?

    • agcons

      If ever we needed proof that her screeds are ghost-written, now we have it.

      • Steverino

        A Canadian ghost-writer, I gather? Perish the thought!

    • Joe in PA

      She’s very edumacated.

  • Treant

    Who?

  • Duh-David

    Para Sailin Shark Jumps.

    • Snarkaholic

      God saw her under that rainbow-colored parachute and, mistaking her for a ghey, sent Jaws to obliterate her!

  • bkmn

    Give the Donald a kiss Sarah.

    • L’il Donald. Teensy-weensy Donald. Jerkin’-gherkin Donald.

      • Snarkaholic

        King of the Cornichon!

    • Rex

      That’s actually an improvement. (And explains the shit that pours outta his mouth.)

      • M Jackson

        There’s a gif of that out there, you do not want to see it.

        • Rex

          I’m very sure I DO NOT.

        • safari2bongaloo

          The dancing hole from Pink Flamingos?

          • Captain Jack

            Papa oom mow mow

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Nonsense. Let ‘er rip.

        • Oh’behr

          Does it involve ping pong balls?

    • David L. Caster

      Looks like an external hemorrhoid there too. Must have been induced when a particularly large word was uttered. The strain must have been painful.

  • safari2bongaloo

    I’ll never get enough of this repost
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cs9jP2ILOw

    • Todd20036

      The only way to hear her stupid excuse of a speech for Drumpf

  • coram nobis

    Just when you thought the Trump phenom couldn’t get more embarrassing, she walks into this gin joint. But wait! There’s more! There’s over five minutes of the Donald out-Palining Palin. He sings! He dances! He makes out with Rudy Giuliani in drag (starting at 1:44)! This is all going to be grist for DNC commercials from now till Nov. 6.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ZLAT7BY_s

    • Oh my fucking god…

    • Treant

      That’s not…our Anastasia Beaverhausen, is it? Oh, Annie.

      • Henri205

        Maybe Driver dropped her off at the wrong location.

      • bdsmjack

        Anastasia! For shame! Why hitch your wagon to that orange hack?

    • Joe knows who I am.

      Forget waterboarding. Sitting through fifteen seconds of this and I’ll tell you anything you want to hear.

      • coram nobis

        You didn’t get to the drag act with Rudy G., not 15 seconds in. Oh, well, DNC can always clip these into 15-second segments for the attack ads this fall.

        • Joe knows who I am.

          Oh, I got there. I got there.

    • Blackfork

      This is along the same line as the gif of George W. Bush picking his nose at a ball game.

    • sherman

      The former head (?) of Sharper Image said they sold almost zero Trump Steaks. It didn’t last long in their catalog.

      • coram nobis

        If it’s real Donald, the Trump steak might sell. “It’s Trump! Have a little Trump, even if the restaurant’s only a dump …”

  • Kevin Perez

    That clearly was not written by Palin, it’s decypherable. So whoever her ghost writer is today is the one who should take the blame for being completely ignorant of who Sarah Palin is.

  • fuzzybits
    • coram nobis

      “The mirror crack’d from side to side, as was she.”

  • BeaverTales

    Well, the Hillary/Bernie thing gets abrasive at times between centrist progressives and reformist progressives, but it’s nothing compared to the surrogate slugfest between Plutocrat bigots and Christianist bigots.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Well, there’s the gubernatorial pot calling the senatorial kettle a negro.

  • Michael White

    Pot meet kettle. bitch hasn’t a clue. tRump has kept the crazy woman on the down low after the media event.

  • Frostbite

    Speechless.

  • “Store Brand Foil on the trailer wall, who’s the griftingest grifter of them all?”

    • FTW!

    • oikos

      LOL!

    • Snarkaholic

      That’s right…drag the skank!

  • Lane

    Actually, it’s worked out really rather well! Thanks Obama!

  • SoCalVet

    Projection should be renamed, “The Palin Effect.”

    • David L. Caster

      This particular kind, yes. Anything Palinesque would essentially be the product of complete unawareness of self.

      • SoCalVet

        I like it!

      • Snarkaholic

        Palinitis = inflammation of the Palin.

  • fiizok

    Just another in an unending series of reminders from this woman that the truly, deeply stupid among us are in fact too stupid to know how stupid they are.

  • CB

    I despise this woman, what she’s done to reasoned discourse in this country, and her classless ignorance, reprehensible parenting skills and her pathetic egomania.

    • Gianni

      Well, that’s putting it out there and I have to agree. I find her detestable, if for no other reason than her insufferable notion that the world gives a rat’s ass what she thinks about anything and that what she says is somehow really important.

  • MikeBx2

    When Hillary Clinton is officially elected as the first woman POTUS, they will have to lock Sarah away for good.

  • Stubenville

    Shrill harpy said what?

  • Lumpy Gaga

    It’s no better written down. First sentence-and-a-half literally left me dizzy.

  • Heehaw. Though, anything that drags piggy back to the luau is fine with me.

  • Gerald Parks

    WHOA …WTF ????

    The half-baked Alaskan called Little Rube a half-term Senator???

    Can’t wait for the late night comedians to get a hold of this gem!

    LOL …make that a large popcorn …hold the butter ..don’t want to have a coronary from the gut wrenching laughing that is sure to come!

    • sherman

      Yes, but she was talking about Mr.Haney, not Ricky Ricardo.

      • Gerald Parks

        Oh …my bad ….you know what they say …”They all look alike!”

        Republicans ..that is!

        There is no difference in polices and practices …regardless of the outward appearance, gender, tone or language …. all are disastrous, dangerous and horrible for the American peoples and our democracy.

        • sherman

          No worries, we all knew it was just a slip. Hey, I’m thrilled – I just learned this is Thursday. Since sometime this morning my mind slipped to Friday. This is better than Daylight Savings Time – I just gained a whole day!

          • Gerald Parks

            Awesome …enjoy!

  • pickypecker
    • Gianni

      It really should qualify as an act of treason on his part.

  • DaveMiller135

    I would not have thought it possible, but I am embarrassed for her. I think she’s going to find out that Trump does not return her high regard, and will not be looking to her as a potential VP. And that’s if he can keep from flaming out entirely before the convention. Meanwhile she’s burning every bridge she comes to.

    • charemor

      I agree with everything you said except being embarassed for her. If she is too stupid to know how embarassing she is, she deserves no sympathy.

    • Snarkaholic

      She’s definitely angling for the VP spot.
      I’ll bet that if Crudz wins the nomination, she does a complete 180 and starts denying that she ever was critical of him…hoping that his memory is as short as her own.

  • Vinnie NYC

    Um, yeah, I’m on chapter two of speaking Gibberish.

    • safari2bongaloo

      Trump is to best words as Palin is to best letters?

  • Cuberly

    …scattered pictures…….of the smiles we left behind…..smiles we gave to one another….for the way we were…..

    http://media.carbonated.tv/117610_story__vetpage.JPG

    • Joe in PA

      I’m going to burn my barn coat. 🙁

      • Cuberly

        lol…

    • Paige Turner

      Im Verklempt!

      • Cuberly

        Hubbell Cruz: You never give up, do you?
        Katie Morosky Palin: Only when I’m absolutely forced to. But I’m a very good loser…(ha!)
        Hubbell Cruz: Better than I am.
        Katie Morosky Palin: Well, I’ve had… more practice.

  • Dagoril

    Every time Joe posts a Sarah quote, I imagine her saying it while the Hamster Dance is playing in the background hehe.

    https://youtu.be/1qN72LEQnaU

  • Rambie

    Every time I think she can’t top her last stupid thing…

  • HZ81

    I can’t believe all the negativity here aimed at Mrs. Palin. She’s a role model to the functionally retarded and we should applaud her.

    • sherman

      I’d applaud, if her face was between my hands.

  • CatCope

    So, Our Lady of Perpetual DumbSpeak has opened up its’ piehole again! Kettle, meet Pot. There is a lot of truth in that sayin’ ” It takes one to know one”
    AMIRITE??!!

  • Jimmie Z
  • Nic Peterson

    Look everybody! The little Donald just slipped out of Mooselini’s mouth. I guess the Rubiot was right, not that it’s gonna matter.

  • kaydenpat

    Word salad supreme!

  • JVB

    blah blah blah.

  • shivadog

    Half-term Governor denounces half-term Senator.

  • Roy Biv

    I’ve been reading Palin’s ramblings for going on seven years now and I still find her incomprehensible.

    I suppose I’ll never learn. =(

    • coram nobis

      It’s the whining-cat voice I can’t stand.

  • Theo McKinney

    Yes Tea-O-P: circle that firing squad. All the way until your Contested convention, complete with NRA loving open-carrying bible thumping religious terrorists in waiting…

    Is there even enough popcorn on planet earth for that spectacle to come. Topped off by a suddenly Democratic House and Senate, possibly.

    Hillary-ous Bern spots, really.

  • Ginger Snap

    Wasn’t she like his favorite political cocksucker not too long ago? She really does like riding the current grifters coattails for her own grift.

    • Talisman

      She can’t come up with an original grift.

  • Jimmie Z
  • RainbowPhoenix

    I’m starting to wonder if Palin has genuinely forgotten that she was a governor for half a term.

    • Jimmie Z

      Yes.

    • BlueberriesForMe

      “I have always lived in Arizona”.

      • Snarkaholic

        ‘But I’ve visited lots of overseas places…like Canada!’

    • Christopher Smith

      Did she ever know that in the first place?

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    What in the ever loving fuck did she say in that gibberish? Miss Abstinence said Tina Fey’s impersonation was like nails on a chalkboard. In that respect, the impression was spot on. But mama can’t even string a few words into a written paragraph that doesn’t make your bowels cramp.

  • boatboy_srq

    Apparently Palin’s specialness extends to expecting OTHER PEOPLE to do their jobs (while she grifts happily along after bailing on her last position).

  • Octavio

    That attention deficit disorder just doesn’t ever get any better — as in diminish. Poor dear. bless her heart for tryin’, but she is so pathetic. Maybe she can win something in the Special Olympics this year.

    • Jamie Brewer

      If it is any consolation at all, Sarah Palin’s platform has shrunk down to her Facebook page, and her inspired ramblings ghost writer Nancy French posts to daughter Barstools pile of shit blog. Sarah was not even invited to CPAC or any other “A list” events for her party.

  • Thorn Spike

    Who’s writing for Half-baked Alaska these days?

  • Oh’behr

    Wonder how much vodka is in that Big Gulp she’s got at home?

    It’s Sarah talking … hick’up. Umm, Goes with yes, the Hick is up.

    Could be the drugs talking too.

    • Snarkaholic

      She puts the ‘Meth’ in Methodist!

  • sherman

    Oh stop fighting children, you’re ALL low information voters.

  • twb6yz

    She has such inflated sense of herself. It really must be absolutely killing her that Cruz won the Alaska caucus and she couldn’t deliver it for her close pal D

    • RainbowPhoenix

      I’ve strongly suspected for eight years now that Palin suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

      • Paige Turner

        I agree. She’s definitely a cluster B of some kind.

        Low functioning Borderline with Narcissistic traits?

        Im not a shrink but have way too much exposure to these high conflict types.

        • Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          You forgot one: “Low functioning Borderline ​Sociopath with Narcissistic traits” might be more accurate.

        • Check out how many Der Fuhrer Trumpf checks off —

          Diagnostic criteria for 301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder

          A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

          (1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

          (2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

          (3) believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

          (4) requires excessive admiration

          (5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

          (6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

          (7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

          (8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

          (9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

  • Acronym Jim

    That was surprisingly coherent for Palin, if not very self-aware. Has she stopped drinking?

    • grada3784

      She finally gave up on Levi.

    • Kevin-in-Honolulu

      It was a ghostwriter – she has not writing or speaking skill that I am aware of.

  • marshlc

    how’d that work out for the country?
    ————-
    Pretty well, thanks, and would have worked out better if there had been less senseless obstruction from your side.

  • nocadrummer

    … Says the “Half-Term” Governor.
    She and her “Full-Term” daughter need to be Raptured.

    • jmax

      “Full-Term” daughter. Most excellent, my man 🙂

  • Gianni

    The National Twit speaks again. When are people going to learn, that you cannot leave an open mic anywhere within a football field’s length of her. She will sniff it out and make pronouncements to, what she believes, is a caring world. Someone, please, clue this publicity bimbo in to the truth.

  • Paula

    The best half I can think of for Sarah is half-wit.

    • Snarkaholic

      Or half-assed.

  • Kevin-in-Honolulu

    That was NOT written by SP.

    SP knows what “whilst” means?

    I don’t think so.

  • Vapid

  • Jenni

    Wait, she’s bitching about “career politicians”, then bitches about Cruz’ half term? Which one, Sarah? Pick a fucking side.

  • Stubenville

    Normally any and all things Republican make me wince, but watching them turn on their own has been highly amusing. Pass the popcorn please?

  • KnownDonorDad

    She supported Cruz for the Senate. What a stab in the back.

  • She actually used the term “half-term”!! and that ‘low information’ attempt to reuse ‘low information” was pretty damned convoluted. What a moran.

  • Marides48

    I’m curious about what Palin accomplished during her short term as Alaska Governor? Less than nothing?

  • OSG

    I love how she employs Muffy Mouse as her speechwriter.

    Frankly, I’m not surprised; she fits right in with vermin.

  • Tyroanee

    There’s just not enough hours in the day to keep up with Palin’s hypocrisy.

  • Jeff Breeze

    WOW. Hey Pot, call the kettle black much? No other way to describe this one

  • 3-Star

    And not one mention of him unable to see Russia from his home. For that reason she lost all credibility with me!

  • Chayste in LA

    How on earth can this story be “Uncategorized”?? Are you telling me that this here blog thingy doesn’t have a “Batshit Crazy” or a “What the FUCK did that wackadoodle turd just say?!” category??