Seth Meyers Vs Donald Trump [VIDEO]

Seth Meyers returned to SNL form last night with a great bit about Donald Trump. Salon recaps the clip below:

Meyers first noted Rubio’s recent attempts “to beat Trump at his own game — which led to the whitest round of snaps ever played.” Regarding Rubio’s slight against the size of Trump’s hands (and, implicitly, his manhood), Meyers said, “When you make a dick joke on the campaign trail, you’re the dick.” Regarding Trump’s refusal to disavow an endorsement from former-KKK Grand Wizard David Duke, Meyers said, “Most candidate s for public office would instantly renounce support from the former leader of the KKK — or any wizard.”

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  • Prion

    • Todd20036

      Extra points for the insignia.

    • olandp

      Wow, he had a custom sheet made for his hair!

    • TominDC

      Is that palm… hairy? EEEW!

  • Prion

    ..,

    • Todd20036

      Is the victim supposed to be a black elephant? Hard to tell, actually.

  • Prion

    .,.

  • Prion

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  • Prion

    ,..

  • Todd20036

    WaPo is calling all 3 GOTP candidates school yard children. None of them are ready for prime time.
    But at least 2 of them will most likely become irrelevant after today.

  • olandp

    The ‘short fingered vulgarian’ comment has nothing to do with his physical endowment. It is like calling him a ‘mule in a horse harness’, basically trash with money. Money can’t buy you class or style.

  • Bj Lincoln

    All the ‘liberal’ media has razed Trump. The Daily Show and Larry Wilmore can’t stand him or the GOP. I love that audiences for all these shows are on our side. Seldom do they not agree with the slams and jokes. I makes me fee good that most late night talk shows are liberal.

    • MichaelJ

      Too bad the news media and many Internet-based news sites (Huffington Post comes to mind) has for most of the last decade reported every little thing that Trump has said political important news (particularly his jumping on the racist how-do-we-know-Obama-was-born-in-America bandwagon) as if his words had anymore value than those of any other entertainment figure or non-political figure. I admired Seth Meyers for his calling out the ridiculousness of Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondence Dinner when he “Donald Trump has been saying that he’ll run for president as a Republican—which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke.”

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Gentlemen, pull out your dicks and let’s settle this once and for all.

    • Todd20036

      Normally I’d like where this is going, but not with any of the GOTP candidates

  • KnownDonorDad

    “I thought he said Daisy Duke and the Wu-Tang Clan!” Nice.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Bill Maher imagines how current level of discourse will translate to the State of the Union.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgwKyBrT198

    • ColdCountry

      Nope. Maher speaks in complete sentences with complete thoughts. Not at all like Drumph.

  • Guest Guestie

    And how about using a more current picture of David Duke? That AP photo has got to be 30+ years old.

    • Chuck in NYC

      He could use some coloring tips from Tony Perkins. Tony would probably also advise him to ditch the ersatz Dorothy Hammill ‘do.

      • Guest Guestie

        better?

        • Perfect my precious!

        • Leo Tallant

          Hasn’t Gollum suffered enough???

  • bob

    Good bit , but John Oliver on last week tonight was the best ! He nailed drumpf to the wall ! I can’t wait to hear the response .Between him and Bill Maher , I may have to get hbo .

    • secretlab

      I got HBO NOW for Bill Maher and John Oliver, and was happy to find the service is a garden of delights that will keep me quite occupied for some time.

    • KarenAtFOH

      Off the chain! Wow.

  • ColdCountry

    How can Drumph say he misunderstood when he repeated David Duke’s name correctly? How many David Dukes does he think there are who are deserving of that kind of name recognition? He is such a lousy liar.

  • Richard, another Canuck

    about Rubio…”When you make a dick joke on the campaign trail, you are the dick”
    Priceless!