Monthly Archives: February 2016

Scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland: Ted Cruz Has Been Anointed By God To Become President [VIDEO]

Megachurch scamvangelist, tongues-speaker, and faith-healer Kenneth Copeland has declared that White Jesus Himself has anointed Ted Cruz to become president. Watch below. Following Copeland’s endorsement, church leaders joined him on the stage to lay hands upon Rafael Cruz and predict a “wave of spiritual awakening from coast to coast.” Copeland, as you may know, got his start as the chauffeur …

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RUSSIA: Prosecutors Consider Whether Media Coverage Of Tiger-Goat Friendship Constitutes Gay Propaganda

Not the Onion. Via The Guardian: Russian prosecutors have begun considering whether media coverage of the unexpected friendship between a male tiger and goat at a safari park in the country’s far east counts as gay propaganda. Novosibirsk lawyer Alexei Krestyanov complained to the prosecutor general last month that information about the animals living together could harm children by provoking …

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Tim Tebow Lip Syncs Eye Of The Tiger [VIDEO]

Last night 28 year-old virgin for Jesus and former NFL player Tim Tebow partially-mouthed Survivor’s 1982 hit Eye Of The Tiger on Spike TV’s Lip Sync Battle. His performance has largely been dissed by the show’s fans, especially by those dismayed that Tebow kept his shirt on. Others were disappointed that the bit did not conclude with his famous “Tebowing” …

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Trump Won’t Rule Out Ted Cruz As Running Mate

Donald Trump says Ted Cruz is an obnoxious, lying, election-stealer that nobody likes. But sure, why not choose him as a running mate? Via Politico: In a striking reversal of rhetoric, Donald Trump would not rule out Ted Cruz as his hypothetical vice-presidential pick. “Well, I don’t know. Look, I have nothing against him. It was sort of a sad …

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OITNB Renewed For Three More Seasons

Netflix today announced a whopping three season renewal for their breakout smash hit Orange Is The New Black. From Variety: The deal includes a commitment from showrunner Jenji Kohan to remain at the helm of Netflix’s most-watched series through seasons five, six and seven. Season four of the Lionsgate TV-produced ensembler set in a woman’s prison bows June 17. The …

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NEW YORK CITY: Construction Crane Collapses In Tribeca, At Least One Killed, Several Injured [VIDEO]

A massive 565-foot construction crane collapsed this morning in downtown Manhattan as operators were attempting to secure it under high winds. At least one person was killed in his parked car and wreckage is strewn for two city blocks. Con Ed workers have cut power and gas lines to the area as a precaution. This is the first crane collapse …

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NATIONAL POLL: Sanders Erases Clinton’s Lead

Clinton had a 31-point lead in the last national poll from Qunnipiac. The Hill reports: Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has dramatically cut into the nationwide lead of primary rival Hillary Clinton, according to a new Quinnipiac University poll. The poll released Friday finds Clinton leading the race with 44 percent support, compared to 42 percent support for Sanders, within …

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GREENLAND: Same-Sex Marriage Begins April 1st

The Perchy Bird reports: Following unanimous approval in both the Greenlandic and Danish Parliaments, the same-sex marriage and adoption bill was given the ceremonial Royal Assent on Wednesday. The island’s new Civil Code will become gender-neutral and couples will begin marrying the day the law comes into force on April 1st. Greenland’s Bishop had been looking forward to couples being …

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VIRAL VIDEO: Puppymonkeybaby

Over 3M views in two days. Via AdWeek: Big Game ads featuring puppies, monkeys or babies often win the Super Bowl, so Mountain Dew decided to fuse all three together. Why risk segmenting your audience (What if someone likes babies but not puppies? Or monkeys but not babies?) when you can play Dr. Frankenstein and blend all three together? The …

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TENNESSEE: Haters File Second Lawsuit Intended To “Nullify” Supreme Court’s Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage

Former Tennessee state Sen. David Fowler, now head of his state’s Family Action Council, has filed a lawsuit against a second county clerk which intends to nullify the Supreme Court’s Obergefell ruling. Fowler’s first such suit came two weeks ago. The Times-Free Press reports: Bradley County Commissioner Howard Thompson and a local pastor have filed a lawsuit to stop the …

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MAINE: Governor Blocks Rules For Trans Students

Maine Gov. Paul LePage, who is widely known as America’s craziest governor, yesterday stopped his state’s Department of Education from issuing rules intended to protect transgender students. The Associated Press reports: Rep. Matthea Daughtry of Brunswick says the rules are required by the 2013 Maine Supreme Judicial Court’s decision in favor of Nicole Maines, a transgender student in Orono who …

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United Nations Issues LGBT Rights Stamps

The Guardian reports: The United Nations Postal Administration has released six new postage stamps promoting equality for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people. The colourful stamps by artist and UNPA art director Sergio Baradat are also meant to celebrate the diversity of the gay community and marks the first time the global body’s post office has issued stamps with an …

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Trump Promises “Forward Motion” On LGBT Issues

In an interview with NBC’s New England Cable News, yesterday Donald Trump vaguely promised “forward motion” on LGBT issues should he be elected. Bay Windows reports: Just days before the crucial New Hampshire primary, Trump cast himself as a uniter on LGBT issues. O’Connell, who is also Bay Windows’ publisher, identified herself as a lesbian in a question that noted …

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LIVE VIDEO: Democratic Debate

Rachel Maddow and Chuck Todd with moderate tonight’s Democratic debate from the University of New Hampshire in Durham. Things get underway at 9PM Eastern and MSNBC will live-stream the event online. No cable provider login is required. Embedded below is a bootleg stream from YouTube. Watch along with us as Hillary and Bernie cage-match over who is the truest progressive.

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Earth Wind & Fire Founder Maurice White Dies At 74

And yet another one. Rolling Stone reports: Earth, Wind and Fire vocalist and co-founder Maurice White died in his sleep in Los Angeles on Wednesday evening. A rep for the band confirmed his passing to Rolling Stone. He was 74. The singer had been battling Parkinson’s disease since 1992, according to TMZ. His health had reportedly deteriorated in recent months. …

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“Ex-Gay” Torturers Find Haven In Israel

Last last year the New Jersey ex-gay torture group JONAH was ordered to disband after losing the consumer fraud suit brought by the SPLC. Some of the “therapists” affiliated with JONAH are sending their referrals to Israel where, for now, the law cannot touch them. The Associated Press reports: Israel’s Health Ministry advises against so-called “gay conversion” or “reparative” therapy, …

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State Department: Condoleezza Rice & Colin Powell Both Used Private Email Accounts For Classified Info

Well, well, well. ABC News reports: The State Department is now saying that Hillary Clinton wasn’t the only former Secretary of State or their staff to handle classified information on a private email account, a Congressman told ABC News. Colin Powell and the immediate staff of Condoleezza Rice, both of whom served under President George W. Bush, also had information …

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Ted Cruz Channels Eugene Delguadio, Part II

“Dear Joe, I’m praying this email reaches you immediately because I really do need your help before the clock runs out…let me explain. We received great news when a few very generous donors stepped up after we won Iowa and agreed to match all online donations — one for one — for 48 hours, BUT that has expired. You can …

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NEW HAMPSHIRE: Cruz Slips To Third In New Poll, Sanders Lead Clinton By 22 Points

From Manchester’s NBC affiliate: It’s not an earthquake, yet. But the political ground in New Hampshire is moving. We’re seeing more of Iowa’s impact, and the war of words underway here. Hillary Clinton is coming back; and Marco Rubio is coming up. Donald Trump stays in first, with 36%; Rubio takes over second place, with 15%. Ted Cruz, now in …

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New York Times: Ted Cruz Continues To “Rely On The Generosity” Of Homocon Billionaire Peter Thiel

Erstwhile GOProud backer and homocon billionaire Peter Thiel continues to be one of Ted Cruz’s most generous donors. And Cruz is apparently thrilled to have to that filthy homosexual money. The New York Times reports: In his 30s, when he was a lawyer mulling his next move, Mr. Cruz sought out wealthy financiers who were major benefactors to gay-rights causes. …

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