Monthly Archives: February 2016

Johnny Depp Leads Star-Studded Cast in Funny Or Die’s Take On Trump’s The Art Of The Deal [VIDEO]

CNN set up the clip: Johnny Depp is no stranger to outlandish film roles, but he has never tried his hand — or hair — at newly crowned New Hampshire GOP primary winner Donald Trump. Until now. Presented by the comedy site “Funny or Die,” the actor stars in a nearly hour-long spoof called “Funny or Die Presents Donald Trump’s …

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Chris Christie To End Presidential Campaign

ABC News reports: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is expected to formally suspend his presidential campaign as early as today after he huddles with his closest advisers, ABC News has learned. A statement announcing the suspension could come as soon as early this afternoon, according to a source briefed on Christie’s plans. “We bet the ranch on New Hampshire, and …

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Harlem Hate Pastor: I’m Gonna Make Bill De Blasio And Andrew Cuomo Cry And Weep Like A Baby [VIDEO]

Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning has unleashed an N-word-filled rant against Bill De Blasio and Andrew Cuomo (plus pretty much all white people), whom Manning claims are secretly conspiring to illegally take his church at public auction later this month. Manning vows to make De Blasio and Cuomo “cry and weep like a baby” over their “chardonnay and Caesar …

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Dems Mocks Trump As “The GOPfather” [VIDEO]

Last night the Democratic Rapid Response team issued a clip which depicts Donald Trump as Vito Corleone – “the candidate nobody can refuse” who will “do anything to win” and to whom “all must pay their respects.” Watch below.

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NEW YORK CITY: Mayor De Blasio To March With Irish LGBT Group In First St. Patrick’s Parade Appearance

Stand by for the usual fit from Bill Donohue. Irish Central reports: New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio will, for the first time ever, march in this year’s New York City St. Patrick’s Day parade, the Irish Voice has learned. The mayor, who refused to take part in the parade in prior years due to the exclusion of gay …

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Wingnuts To Protest “Racist” Beyonce At NFL Offices Over Her Super Bowl Tribute To Black Lives Matter

Teabagistan is been up in arms all week about Beyonce’s tribute to the Black Lives Matter during the Super Bowl halftime show. Next week there will be a protest outside NFL headquarters in Manhattan. From the New York Daily News: Beyoncé haters are ready to get in formation. The anti-Beyhive is planning to protest the “Drunk in Love” singer outside of …

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New Ted Cruz Campaign Ad Mocks RINO Trump And Hillary With Kids And Action Figures [VIDEO]

From the Independent Journal: Real estate mogul Donald Trump has taken a beating on the issue of eminent domain, but never from children holding action figures. Ted Cruz, Trump’s chief rival in national polls for the GOP nomination, has a new ad out that features children playing with Trump and Hillary action figures while saying lines like: “He pretends to …

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Now On Sale By Matt Barber

Yesterday’s email blast from hate radio host Matt Barber included a pitch to buy this shirt: “It’s time to take back the rainbow! God created it the rainbow as a sign to remind us of his goodness and mercy to a sinful world. So why have we let the homosexual community take over this beautiful symbol of God’s love? Join …

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The Muppets Swipe At One Million Moms [VIDEO]

The Muppets Show took a swipe on One Million Moms last night after Miss Piggy suffered a wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet. Via Yahoo: Controversy sprung up on Tuesday’s The Muppets as Miss Piggy’s curly tail popped out of her dress on a red carpet. Soon her tail-related fashion faux-pas was all over the news and the internet, and …

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Johns Hopkins Launches Nation’s First HIV-Positive To HIV-Positive Organ Transplant Program

The Washington Post reports: Johns Hopkins announced this week that it had received approval from the nation’s organ-sharing authority to become the first hospital in the United States to conduct transplants involving HIV-positive donors and HIV-positive recipients. “This is an unbelievably exciting day for our hospital and our team, but more importantly for patients living with HIV and end-stage organ …

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Archie Comics: Jughead Is Asexual

IO9 reports: The Archie comics reboot has to be one of the biggest surprises in the comics industry of the last few years. Ever since the publisher dropped the comics code authority and began diversifying its approach to Archie and his friends, Archie has become one of the best comics around—and now it’s going a step further by revealing Jughead’s …

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New York Daily News Slams “Brainless” NH Voters

From their story: Clueless New Hampshire voters handed billionaire bore Donald Trump a “yuge” victory in the first-in-the nation primary Tuesday, providing the mad mogul with a new round of ammo a week after a disappointing second-place finish in Iowa. More than three in 10 Granite State voters flocked to the foul-mouthed contender, throwing their support to him at levels …

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Don’t Hold Back On Us, Huffington Post

We have a feeling that tonight’s header on Huffington Post will spawn waves of poutrage across Teabagistan tomorrow. This should prove rather enjoyable.

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Sanders And Trump Win New Hampshire Primary

Within minutes of the polls closing, all of the major networks tonight declared Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump the winners of the New Hampshire primary. The final margins won’t been known for a couple of hours, but polling appears to be been correct for both front-runners. Now all eyes turn to the four-way battle for second place on the GOP …

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KENTUCKY: Federal Court Rules That Kim Davis Has Obeyed Orders To Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses

A federal judge today ruled moot the ACLU’s lawsuit against Kim Davis, declaring that same-sex marriage licenses she refused to sign are valid under Kentucky law. The Associated Press reports: United States District Judge David Bunning denied the American Civil Liberties Union’s request to order Davis to reissue licenses she had altered to remove her name and title or face …

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LIVE VIDEO: New Hampshire Primary Results

Most of New Hampshire’s polls closed at 7PM eastern and the rest close at 8PM. Heavy turnout is expected to favor Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, both of whom began the day with double-digit polling leads. Embedded below are live-streams which will begin reporting the results shortly. Watch along with us and weigh in below.

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Cruz “Proudly” Touts Endorsement Of Pastor Who Says God Sent Hitler To Hunt Jews For Not Accepting Jesus

Ted Cruz is thrilled to have the endorsement of lunatic Pastor Mike Bickle. The National Jewish Democratic Council has a problem with this. They write: “It is profoundly troubling that Sen. Ted Cruz proudly trumpeted the endorsement of such a controversial figure who holds such offensive views. In announcing Bickle’s support, Sen. Cruz said, ‘we will fight the good fight, …

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NEW HAMPSHIRE: State Marco Rubio Campaign Chairman Scuffles With Protesting “Marcobot” [VIDEO]

But it was in self-defense! From Breitbart: The New Hampshire state chairman of the presidential campaign of Sen. Marco Rubio admitted in a Tuesday interview with Breitbart News that he was violent with an anti-Rubio protester dressed like a robot at an election day event today. Cliff Hurst, the New Hampshire state chairman of the official Rubio campaign, admitted he …

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Dr. Stabby: I’m Open To Being Trump’s Running Mate

From Politico: Ben Carson isn’t ruling out being Donald Trump’s running mate. “I certainly would sit down and discuss it with him,” Carson said Tuesday when asked by Neil Cavuto on Fox Business Network if he would consider being Trump’s vice president. But whoever it was offering him the position, the retired neurosurgeon said he “would have to have major …

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SORRY BRISKET: Obama FY 2017 Budget “Eradicates” All Funding For Abstinence Education Programs

The Sexuality Information & Education Council applauds:  Earlier today, President Obama released his fiscal year 2017 budget, the final budget of his administration. The President’s Budget supports the sexual health of our nation’s youth by eradicating abstinence-only-until-marriage funding, increasing funds for the Teen Pregnancy Prevention Program, maintaining funding for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s Division of Adolescent and …

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