SCOTUS Doctor: Scalia Had Several Major Ailments

So it turns out he wasn’t murdered after all. PROBABLY. From the Associated Press:

A letter from the Supreme Court’s doctor says Antonin Scalia suffered from coronary artery disease, obesity and diabetes, among other ailments that probably contributed to the justice’s sudden death.

Presidio County District Attorney Rod Ponton cited the letter Tuesday, when he told The Associated Press there was nothing suspicious about the Feb. 13 death of the 79-year-old jurist. He said the long list of health problems made an autopsy unnecessary.

Ponton had a copy of a letter from Rear Adm. Brian P. Monahan, the attending physician for members of Congress and the Supreme Court.

The letter was to county Judge Cinderela Guevara, who conducted a death inquiry by phone and certified Scalia’s death. Scalia’s body was returned the next day to Virginia.

  • mizzourah

    He was heartless, we know that.

    • Blake Mason

      No… his heart was diseased. That’s what hate will do to you.

  • another_steve

    I hope that in this thread there won’t be the usual outpouring of fat-shaming.

    • lymis

      Nope, just the dying from being a shameful bigot shaming.

      I think perhaps, when the DOCTOR acknowledges that the man’s weight contributed to his death (as well as diabetes, which, if not caused by his weight, would certainly have worsened because of it), that in a discussion of the cause of his death, it’s not really fat-shaming to note that he was, in fact, unhealthily fat.

      • another_steve

        I hear ya. 😉

        People are overweight for a bunch of different reasons. For some, it’s genetics — a genetic propensity not to burn fat normally. For others, it’s reflective of a poor diet. Either an unavailability of healthy choices or an unwillingness to make them.

        Some people just don’t care if they’re obese, and that’s okay imo.

        We all take risks with our health in one way or another. It’s part of the human experience, and not shameful.

        • Reality.Bites

          The people who are fat through genetics are like the people who develop lung cancer without ever smoking or having another usual cause. It happens, but exceedingly rarely.

    • MDB

      Nah, just the facts man, just the facts. He did not tale care of his health, and inevitably it killed him. End of story.

      Modern medicine cannot help if the patient is not willing to make an effort.
      There is no magic pill for that.

      • Cattleya1

        He did live longer that the average life expectancy for a US male – 76.4 years. Sudden cardiac death is not such a bad way to go – I have seen a lot worse ways.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Does that have a /sn at the end, another_steve?

      • another_steve

        Not at all, Phillip. It was a sincere hope.

        There’s quite a bit of fat-shaming in the JMG comment threads.

  • hdtex

    Yeah no. Obama and Killery TOTALLY murdered him dead.

    • SoCalVet

      It’s Hitlery…you know, because she is JUST LIKE Hitler. …..GD they are stupid and hateful.

      • Clive Johnson

        Yes.

      • Chucktech

        No, no, NO!11!1!1! It’s BERNIE who’s just like Hitler!

        A very short- lived (on Facebook) “friend” exhorted, from a post on Breitbart (first huge red flag) that “Hitler was a Democratic socialist, too… Just sayin’…”

        • Hate to burst your bubble, Chuck, but the official name of the Nazi party WAS “National Socialist German Workers Party” – the term “Nazi” came about because some lame putz thought foreshortening the first word would be derogatory and derisive.

          • Reality.Bites

            And the official name of North Korea is Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. Doesn’t make it true. The Nazis were neither democratic nor socialist.

          • Chucktech

            So? You’re hardly bursting any of my bubbles. The asshole on Facebook, inspired by Breitbart, was saying that Bernie Sanders, a Jew, was just like Hitler. Disgraceful.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Hate to burst YOUR bubble, but a “National Socialist” (Nazi!) and a “Democratic Socialist” (Bernie Sanders) have absolutely nothing to do with each other except for sharing the word socialist. I don’t really see what point you were trying to make.

  • Ernest Endevor

    I think you mean ‘allegedly’.

  • Robert C

    I’ve had a feeling he wasn’t long for this world for a while. His face was very puffy, which is a sign of heart problems.

  • Reasonoverhate

    You really have to be a fucking idiot to look at a 79 y/o obese man with diabetes and heart disease and wonder how he could possibly die in his sleep from natural causes………

    • BobSF_94117

      Of course he could have died naturally in his sleep. He could also have died of poisoning. Or of a coronary while schtupping the maid.

      We’ll never know.

      • bzrd

        All the maid said was, “He ate the chocolate candy that was on the pillow.”

      • Joseph Miceli

        ” His last words were, “the money is in the top dresser drawer, Chocolate!”

  • KCMC

    curious what kind of doc is a Rear Adm?

    • BearEyes

      Navy.

      • KCMC

        Thanks, sir. was relatively certain it was not proctologist.

        • Gustav2

          Well, they did have to remove the iron rod out of his ass.

    • TampaDink

      I’d have guessed proctologist.
      There is a general practitioner in Clearwater whose name, I kid you not, is
      Dr. Atta Butt. He certainly missed his calling or at least chose the wrong specialty.

    • Ray Taylor

      A rather important doctor in the US Navy.

      • KCMC

        tired eyes and everything looks like porn title name.

    • MDB

      Of the highest Naval rank, below Vice-Admiral and Fleet-Admiral.

      • Phillip in L.A.

        Is there still “Upper Half,” “Lower Half”?

  • bkmn

    ..

    • bambinoitaliano

      If you know it and you really ought to show it shake your meds.

      • Brian Burleson

        Shake, shake, shake your moodies. (As in “mood elevators”)

  • Prion

    • Phillip in L.A.

      And there’s US politics in a nutshell! Hilarious–thx for posting Prion!

    • Bad Tom

      WOW! I remember Speak-n-Spell.
      ——-
      When speech synthesis truly sucked.

  • Prion

    ..,

  • Clive Johnson

    Seen on breitbart not long after Scalia’s death:

    • agcons

      He seems intelligent.

      • Clive Johnson

        lol My first thought as well.

    • Brian in Valdosta

      Ugh.
      Will someone PLEASE educate these morons regarding the actual meaning of the word “theory”. Their bizarre imaginings and machinations are NOT theories.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        yes. when people are not taught science terms such as hypothesis (not a proven theory) and theory (a scientifically proven and vetted hypothesis)
        they need to shut up.

      • ColdDesert

        It’s spelled moran, you moran!

      • Dale

        Educating a right-wingnut christian?

        You can’t be serious.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      (Giles)

      I’ve got a theory,

      that it’s a demon,

      a dancing demon,

      no,something isn’t right there.

      (Willow)

      I’ve got a theory,

      some kid is dreaming,

      and we’re all stuck inside his wacky broadway nightmare

      (Xander)

      I’ve got a theory we should work this out,

      (Willow, Tara, Anya)

      its getting eerie whats this cheery singing all about.

      (Xander)

      It could be witches, some evil witches,

      (glances at Willow and Tara)

      which is ridiculous cause witches they were persecuted, and wicca,

      good and loved the earth, and woman power, and i’ll be over here.

      (Anya)

      I’ve got a theory it could be bunnies!……………

      (Tara)

      I’ve got a theo–

      (Anya)

      Bunnies arent just cute like everybody supposes,

      They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,

      And whats with all the carrots?

      What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

      Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be bunnies!

      …. Or maybe midgets?

      (eveyone is staring)

      (Willow)

      I’ve got a theory we should work this fast,

      (Willow, Giles)

      Because it clearly could get serious before it’s past.

      (Buffy)

      I’ve got a theory, It doesnt matter.

      What can’t we face if we’re together?

      What’s in this place that we can’t weather?

      Apocalypse… we’ve all been there,

      the same old trips, why should we care?

      (All but Giles)

      What cant we do if we get in it?

      We’ll work it through within a minute,

      We have to try, we’ll pay the price,

      Its do or die,

      (Buffy)

      Hey i’ve died twice!

      (All)

      What can’t we face if we’re together?

      What’s in this place that we can’t weather?

      There’s nothing we cant face….

      (Anya)

      …. except for bunnies. *sigh*

      • Lazycrockett

        bunnies!!!!!!!

      • David Walker

        I love a guy with a memory. That was one of my favorite episodes.

    • John Masters

      Sadly, this person is likely legally registered to vote, and does.

      • Clive Johnson

        And he’s really not that far off in mentality from many people in the breitbart comment section.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      How were drones used to cause the heart attack?

      Enquiring minds, and all….

  • bambinoitaliano

    Nope. They are lying! The White House doctored the medical report. The timing is all off. He would not die with Obama admin still have a year left.

    • another_steve

      The White House did in fact have a hand in murdering him, but the murder was accomplished via release of a “chemtrail” over the ranch Scalia was staying at. A chemtrail specially formulated to kill only Italian men.

      I don’t want to frighten you, bambinoitaliano, but I thought you ought to know.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

      • bambinoitaliano

        My handsome prime minister did warn me off from going to the states though. So I’m good 😛

        • Phillip in L.A.

          That was a wise decision, bambinoitaliano!

  • Michael Rush

    SCOTUS Doctor: Scalia Had Several Major Ailments

    Not any more .

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Did we ever find out who his “companion” for the trip was?

    • Sam_Handwich

      half a dozen altar boys

      • jmax

        Glad to hear he’s cutting back.

    • bkmn

      His luggage carrier?

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Has anyone checked his Grindr account?

    • lymis

      His steak-of-the-month carrier?

    • Homo Erectus

      Luggage Lifter.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Facts, Biology, and Science will never convince the tin foil hat crowd of bat shit crazy right wingers that an elderly man in ill health can die from natural causes.

    When will you fucking sheeple wake up and realize that Obama handed Hillary a CIA heartache gun to give to Fidel Castro to murder Justice Scalia so Obama can close Gitmo and give the land back to Cuba. Duh! It’s so fucking obvious if you listened to glenn beck and alex jones all day long while cooking meth in your single-wide.

    • lymis

      All this will mean – especially since this is being reported now – is that they’ll claim that the “they” (whoever the “they” du jour is) just got to the doctor and blackmailed him into faking the reports, since Scalia was obviously in Olympic-level health. If it can be proved that the records were incontestably older, that just proves how deeply laid the conspiracy is.

    • The Milkman

      Now, now… They don’t all live in a single wide.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        True, if Breaking Bad has taught us anything. Bounder RVs, Dry Cleaning factories, and exterminators are also good places for meth cooks.

    • John Masters

      Unfortunately, they actually get to vote.

    • D. J.

      When they think Elvis is still alive, there’s not much one can do for them.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      I thought they did it with drones? Maybe the heart-attack gun is mounted on the weapons array of a drone? That Hilary flew into Cuba….

  • Dave B

    It wasn’t his chronic assholeism?

    • Clive Johnson

      Alas, chronic assholeism has also been known to extend life, often well beyond those with the condition of goodus personus.

      • Octavio

        Rupert Murdoch is a great example. 🙂

        • Piet

          As is Phylis Schlafly.

          • Bad Tom

            Pat Robertson!

      • jimbo65

        Like Dick Cheney?

      • Homo Erectus

        Thanks a lot – Now I’ve got that Billy Joel earworm…

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Babs: You stand convicted of assholism

  • Alan43

    Now, if he’d eaten more broccoli and applesauce and engaged in more jiggery-pokery or some other type of exercise, this wouldn’t have happened

    • OdieDenCO

      I think the jiggery-pokery is what done him in. And I await with baited breath for the working girl/guy to step forward and claim the adulation due her/him.

    • Joseph Miceli

      It was God’s punishment for sin.

  • Michael Rush

    artery disease, obesity and diabetes

    None of which are mentioned in the Constitution .

    • BobSF_94117

      You’d think he would have gone to an Originalist doctor and been bled or something.

      • Henri205

        Maybe Theodoric of York is available?

        • Michael Rush

          He probably missed a few of his annual jiggery – pokery appointments with his proctologist .

      • Jimmie Z

        … dry.

    • MDB

      Thaay naint in Tha King Jamesee Buybull, neithur.
      Wayull ceptin fer that King feller in tha Book of Jugeds.

      “And he presented the tribute to Eglon king of Moab. Now Eglon was a very fat man.” Judges 3:27

      • Michael Rush

        Something something gluttony .

  • Sam_Handwich

    DIARBEETUS

    • Lazycrockett

      Or as my redneck relatives call it “The Sugar”

      • Bryan

        Bad case of the sugars.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      True Fact: My brother looks like exactly like Wilford Brimley and has since at least his early 30s. YAY GAY GENES!

  • Ninja0980

    Such a shame his problems didn’t kill him until he helped gut the VRA and Hobby Lobby and Citizen’s United.
    I’m not going to pretend a man who enjoyed hurting others is gone, just not.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      I feel your pain, Ninja0980

  • bkmn

    I like to think that before he went to bed that night he had a nightcap and thought of how SCOTUS was really going to stick it to the uppity n****r in the White House during the next year.

    • ChrisMorley

      But then had a nightmare that he had failed and endured a fatal heart attack.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Scalia’s nightmare:
        Scalia, dressed in a French maid’s uniform, is forced to wait on Barack and Michele Obama as they entertain an entire room full of gangsta rap musicians in …gasp! … the White House!
        No wonder he had a coronary.

  • DrRobY

    We all know he died because of Hillary and Benghazi.

    • Mark

      No, no no it was da gayz!!!!

  • Mark

    They done did ‘im in I tells ya!

    • MDB

      Damn messicuns. Snuck across tha border, climbed over that dadgumb wall, an dun made him eat hisself ta death.

  • Ninja0980

    Get out and vote this fall, we do NOT want someone worse then Scalia taking his place.

    • Frostbite

      I wish I had a job where I could walk into work and say I’m not going to do what I was hired for, yet still get paid.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Watch, as the masterly Obama, skilled in Eleven-Dimensional Chess, metaphorically extends his middle finger to that august Article II tribunal!

    • We The People

      Wonder what Mitch McAnal will do if the people vote to have obstructionist Senators arrested, tried and executed for treason come November.

  • oikos
  • RNegron

    Her last name is Guevara… tun… tun… tuuuuuun…

    • Octavio

      Che, boludo ¿qué?

  • Michael Smith

    A 79 year old man with heart disease and diabetes dies of natural causes. Or as Teabaggers call it, “suspicious circumstances”.

    • Cary Chauvet

      Well now we know that God did it. They should arrest God immediately.

      • Jimmie Z

        First they have to find Him/Her. Anyone got that pic?

  • TheSeer

    Gluttonous bigot.

  • TexasBoy

    Coronary disease and diabetes? Yep, sounds about right. I was taking some older friends (husband and wife) to Disney World a few years ago. Wife was diabetic and had coronary disease. She died in her sleep when we stopped at a motel for the night, and she was only 65.

    • So . . . what’d y’all see at Disney World?

      • TexasBoy

        Unfortunately, she passed the night before we were supposed to arrive. DVC was really nice about returning my points on the morning of check-in.

  • delk

    Wow…didn’t have my glasses on and thought the headline read:

    SCROTUM Doctor: Scalia Had Several Major Ailments

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Well, it could have been a Scrotum Doctor because Scalia was such a Dick!

  • bryan

    I think The Onion headline had it about right : ‘Justice Scalia Dead Following 30-Year Battle With Social Progress’

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  • Sam_Handwich
    • Michael Rush
      • Homo Erectus

        No, he already found an Argyle-Bargin.

        • Acronym Jim

          Appropriate since that term is soooo close to many of his opinions.

        • Bryan

          Now we’re talking.

        • Phillip in L.A.

          good one, Homo Erectus!

    • bryan

      Since there were no signs of a struggle…Presumably the pillow was injected with coronary disease, obesity and diabetes, and held to Scalia’s face for him to inhale.

    • Acronym Jim

      So he wasn’t killed by the President, he was killed by the VEEP!

      • John Masters

        Which VEEP? I’ve contended all along that he died at an isolated hunting ranch in Texas, and I didn’t see Cheney on TV for the 72 hours surrounding his death…and who’s got that MO?

    • fuzzybits
  • Kelly Lape

    Could care less how he died, just glad he did in time for President Obama to be the one nominating his successor. Of course it will be a fight, but the constitution is on the President’s side.

    • Lazycrockett

      The Senate Judicial Committee released a letter today stating that they would not consider appointing a nominee till January 2017. Which to me is an act of treason.

      • Homo Erectus

        Every one that signed that letter should be replaced.

      • Kelly Lape

        It certainly is a deriliction of their Constitutional Duty. The Constitution that they swore to uphold and defend when they took their oath of office. I’d argue with the Treason charge, but it most certainly is an impeachable offfense that demands citizen action. Petitions should immediately be circulated in every State with a GOP Senator refusing to uphold the Constitution.

        • Chuck in NYC

          Sigh. I wish. Not one of those Judicial Committee senators is even up for re-election this year — Vitter’s the only one we know will be gone — and any who plan to run for re-election are surely betting this will all be overlooked by their constituents by then.

  • Baby Dave

    Judge Cinderela?

    I guess there’s hope I might get to be Governor Peter Pan after all.

  • anne marie in philly

    WTF? ya mean hillary DIDN’T kill this mofo? eh, the wingnuts won’t believe anything logical ya tell them.

  • shrpblnd

    If there was any hint whatsoever of foul play, the family could have ordered an autopsy overriding the decision by local authorities that one is necessary.

    Clearly, his family knew that he had these health issues, as they were very quick to accept the conclusion his death was due to natural causes.

    • SFBruce

      It’s my understanding that his family did not want an autopsy.

      • shrpblnd

        Correct. However, all of the family (including his Priest Son) are in on the conspiracy with Barack Obama to kill him so Hillary will be coronated queen and will then help our new ant overlords with their invasion from their base hidden behind Mars.

        • SFBruce

          I don’t know why I didn’t see that unassailable logic in the first place. Silly me.

          • Octavio

            During today’s afternoon nap I had this dream where Bernie became president and made Hillary the new SCOTUS judge. Odd, that. 🙂

            Oh, and Washington DC looked exactly like Barcelona!
            (damn gyro with freedom fries!)

          • Phillip in L.A.

            you go, gurl

          • fuzzybits

            You sure it wasn’t the brown acid? 😛

          • Octavio

            Hmmmm . . . I didn’t think of that. Hmmmmm . . . . .

          • Chuck in NYC

            Someone tell Rubio every summer there are foam parties just down the road from Barcelona.

          • Octavio

            Please don’t. It’s a nicer place without him. 🙂

        • Phillip in L.A.

          Funny stuff, shrpblnd! thx

      • Reality.Bites

        Sure. They wanted him buried ASAP before he could rise from the dead.

  • justme

    “SCOTUS Doctor: Scalia Had Several Major Ailments”

    No!! we couldn’t tell!!!

  • aar9n

    What he was obsese? WHY WASNT THE PUBLIC TOLD THIS! I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION! WHAT IS OBAMA HIDING!

    • Clive Johnson

      How long had Obama been adding excess sugar to the dishes in the Supreme Court kitchen, thus bringing on Scalia’s diabetes?

      • Homo Erectus

        The truth is hidden in Hillary’s emails.

      • TKW

        Blown up in Benghazi.

      • Snarkaholic

        He also tricked Tony into eating huge servings of prime rib…by telling him it was tofu!

  • BobSF_94117

    Stuff you find out a week later doesn’t absolve anyone of charges of incompetence.

  • Duane Dimitrov

    I am NOT AT ALL convinced, by the words of a simple “medical doctor,” that this man, this “Nino” Scalia, a man who was the perfect picture of virile, masculine health and superiority over the likes of us homos and womenfolk, died from a “combination of ailments.”

    Completely unconvinced.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    M’eh…….moving on.

  • Ernest Endevor

    I’m shocked. He looked so fit.

    • Gerry Fisher

      LOL…point taken.

  • JT

    Scalia Had Several Major Ailments

    The neurological one being the most obvious.

  • MAP

    I guess Scalia would have benefited from joining Michelle Obama’s ” Get Moving ” program.

    • Blake Mason

      Conspiracy theory #763 … FLOTUS was deliberately kept from Scalia to hasten his death.

  • Homo Erectus

    How many men in reasonably good health are still alive and working in a stressful job at age 79?

    • John T

      I don’t think supreme court justice is a stressful job. You can just make your clerks do all the work, then you add a few “colorful” or “witty” sarcastic flourishes to the opinion before signing your name to it.

      • Phillip in L.A.

        (Bullwinkle J. Moose.) But Rock, don’t you think ‘philosopher-king’ might not be such an easy job?

  • MDB

    So now we now. Bill Perdue did it.
    Commie bastard.

  • safari2bongaloo

    But the Free Republic said that people rarely drop dead when they’re old.

  • Paula

    Way to go Tony!! Living large!

    • Blake Mason

      With a heart so full….

      • fuzzybits

        Of fat.

  • MarkOH

    Thank you nut bags. I am sure Scalia’s family appreciates your “concern” that he was murdered, resulting in his health record being made public.

  • Palto

    I thought gluttony is supposed to be a sin. I guess this fat pig is roasting in Hell after all.

    • Robert Conner

      Roasted pork. Yum.

      • Homo Erectus

        I swear I smelled bacon frying last Saturday 😉

  • Robert Conner

    Several major disease processes in addition to fuckfaceitis and Catholicism.

  • pj

    so an obese old man who couldnt take care of himself spent his time, till his last breath, telling the american people how he thought they should live their lives. im sure its hot where he is now.

  • It’s simple. Scalia died of anal hemorrhoids. Which covered nearly 100% of him.

    • Reality.Bites

      He can’t have been covered with hemorrhoids. That would mean he wasn’t a perfect asshole.

  • charemor

    Death by Fetuccini Alfredo.

    • TrollopeReader

      Arrest him! Find him Guilty and Execute him!

  • NancyP

    One look at Scalia, and the average clinician starts totting up the problems – likely to have coronary artery disease, diabetes, hypertension, maybe smoke…. Looks can be deceiving, but given the age, weight, and presumed couch potato life, heart disease seems like a no-brainer.

  • RainbowPhoenix

    Maybe he was like Mr. Burns and kept going as long as he did just from spite.

  • Max_1

    He truly a sick fat fucker after all…

  • I still can’t believe anyone seriously thinks the sour old fuck was murdered. And yet those deluded paranoid morons actually do exist.

  • Don’t Drive Drunk!

    Scalia was also known to be a very heavy drinker, and was rumored to be given “courtesy” escorts home on more than one occasion when he was unable to safely drive himself home.

  • Marides48

    It seems that his death was a suicide brought on by many years of gluttony & poor health habits.

    • Homo Erectus

      Death by fork.

  • TrollopeReader

    yeah, but WHO made him eat all that food? hmmmm? Yep, all those State Dinners hosted by the Clintons and the Obamas. Yep. And all that fine wine, and bourbon and branch ….

  • He also smoked and drank.

  • Soren456

    Jesus wanted him for a sunbeam.

  • Jude Newton

    He is still dead, right?

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    Dementia should also be in the list of ailments.

  • Dale

    It had a couple:

    1) Awful hair dye and

    2) A fat bigot’s combover.

  • “coronary artery disease, obesity and diabetes”

    All self-inflicted.

    Karma baby … she’s a bitch.

  • Dale

    It’s called sinful gluttony.

    I’m so glad its BuyBull guarantees its burning in hell as I write this.

  • DaveMiller135

    Definitely back to the gym.

    • Alex in Idaho

      See ya there, bro… 🙁

  • grada3784

    Obama did it, even if he didn’t.

    • Homo Erectus

      Thanks, Obama.

      • DaddyRay

        Indeed – Thanks Obama!

  • Franciscan

    Among the “other ailments” cited were advanced argle-bargleism with malignant ingrown curmudgeonliness. It’s a wonder the man lived as long as he did.

  • PhilBob13

    Wait, what?!? Scalia was obese?!?!?

  • Justin

    He certainly suffered from assholism…. rather, everyone else suffered from his case.

  • The world is a better place without this piece of crap in it.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    If he ate what Michelle Obama recommended, maybe he wouldn’t be dead.

  • stanhope

    The most serious ailment he suffered was hatefulness.

  • Kim Williams

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  • Heil Nino

    Now, what was I reading today about somebody having a tiny, tiny peepee with a misplaced urethra, and only one descended testicle? Evil works in mysterious ways.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Thus my statement on the day it happened that, even when old, death rarely comes lightening fast and out of the blue. Sudden death happens, but it’s rare.

  • nipper

    79! What sudden death? They expected him to live to be 100?