OREGON: Dildo-Hating Militant Denied Bail

The infamous dildo-hating Oregon militant has been denied bail until the judge is convinced that he isn’t a potentially murderous flight risk. The Associated Press reports:

U.S. Magistrate Eileen Willett explained her decision by saying Jon Eric Ritzheimer had weapons in his possession when he took part in the standoff at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Ritzheimer faces a charge of conspiring to impede authorities through the use of force, intimidation or threats. He was part of a group that’s opposed to federal land policy and took over the refuge on Jan. 2. Last week, 11 participants were arrested, though some holdouts remain at the refuge. Ritzheimer’s attorney, Elizabeth Janney Kruschek, didn’t immediately return a call seeking comment.

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