The Bear Naked Chef: Episode 3 [VIDEO]

Nearly nude and frying bacon. Risky! Today’s dish:

Adrian is back again cooking another delicious and simple delicacy, Pappardelle Pasta with Bacon and Peas, inspired by a dish from one of his favorite New York City Italian restaurants, Bar Pitti in Soho. This pasta is so special to him mainly because this flavor-bomb combines two of his favorite ingredients: bacon and parmigiano reggiano cheese! So sit back, relax, enjoy and try another fast and easy recipe by Adrian that will surely impress your guests, and something he suggests, would be a perfect Valentine’s Day dish that will seduce almost anyone who loves bacon!


(Tipped by JMG reader Ray)

  • bkmn

    Overdressed.

    • pickypecker

      needs more full-frontal male nudity.

      • bkmn

        Lots more. Epic amounts are required and demanded.

  • Vista-Cruiser

    Is that a paddle on the wall behind him? Mmmmm…

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      The kitchen is definitely an odd place to keep a paddle. But then frying without a shirt is a very odd thing to do.

      • Vista-Cruiser

        Why not a paddle in every room in the house?

    • It is, and its (official) purpose is for putting pizza (or bread) into (and out of) the oven.

  • Baby Dave

    I’m not a huge fan of facial hair. Its practically mandatory if you’re going to call yourself a bear. However, I find it lacks all consideration of the feelings of those of us who love good head.

    What’s that? You don’t give head? Psht. Bitch, I am out of here.

    • BearEyes

      I find the fur just adds to the experience – to each his own.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Indeed. Otherwise it could just as well be a chick.

        • Baby Dave

          Or chicken

          • Todd20036

            Being hairless has its advantages.

          • Baby Dave

            Such as a lack of rug burn when getting head from said glabrous wonder

          • BobSF_94117

            Perhaps your objection is to scruff or stubble, as opposed to longer, softer beard hair.

          • Do you mean glabrous or hispid?

          • Baby Dave

            Glabrous is glorious

    • Keiffer

      As someone with a beard I could manage to provide a lengthy list of testimonials as to the quality of my oral skills in spite of my facial hair. When offering their post-satisfaction reviews — mostly along the lines of, “That was the best…ever!” — no one has ever added, “I wonder: How much better would that have been if you didn’t have facial hair?”

      • Baby Dave

        I suppose everyone has their preferred kink, and pogonophilia is no better or worse than the crazy shit I like to do.

    • romanhans

      Whaaa? Head without facial hair is like a car wash without brushes.

      • Baby Dave

        If a blow job from you involved nearly as much water spraying out in all directions as a car wash does, I’m going to have to say, you might just be kinkier than me. Which is truly an accomploshment

    • Pog gan croimbal, ubh gan salaan!

  • Gene

    bacon….no shirt
    there was a reason, one of the girls who worked at the topless donut shop in Shivley heading toward the airport in Louisville told me, that none of the girls there MADE the donuts “grease. Hot grease and tits…bad combo my friend..bad combo”
    .
    their his tits (and nicer than hers) but,…thats just nuts

    • Gene

      ps I MISS that skankfest of a town..”lively shivley”…makes Atlantas Cheshire Bridge feel sooooo sad and tame.

  • Bryan

    Omg, I love a nice nose like his.

  • The trick is to use Mormon bacon. It doesn’t spit. It doesn’t even sizzle.

    • Tor

      Well-behaved.

  • Marides48

    You know, he’s not actually naked, until he drops the apron!
    I think the title is very misleading,
    Of course, if I really want to see videos of hot naked men, they’re only a click a way on the webs.

    • CanuckDon

      Well…it is spelled “bear-naked chef” so that play on words grants him a little wiggle room….so to speak….although nothing on him seems very little 😉

  • AW

    where do you hire him for some… um, private lessons?

    • Marides48

      I’ll give you some private lessons. Let me seee….how do I turn on my oven?

  • my partner says, “what? doesn’t everyone (fry bacon naked)?”

    i guess there are things in this world i don’t fully understand.

    • Rambie

      Some people are into pain. Me, I put on body armor to cook bacon.

  • 2karmanot

    The good news is that he’ll definitely make you breakfast in the morning.

  • Lakeview Bob

    I think it is fair to say this since he is selling nudity as well as cooking. He is obviously proud of his physique and wishes to let the world see him. So here goes, he has a gorgeous body and to me is very handsome when the camera looks at him in front but his profile is not so interesting. I do think his beard helps his profile a lot. Bottom line? I am just not that into him. But I am sure he would say the feeling is mutual. LOL

    • Corsair Tact

      Such a long comment… Seems like you’ve been really feeling this out… Just a guess. 😉

      • Lakeview Bob

        I guess it is hard for me to comment on someones looks. But then I also do not care for vain people. Everyone here thinks he is so hot so I must be wrong!

        • Corsair Tact

          Well, then it’s you and me both. He’s too sculpted for my taste. Which is neither here nor there.

          • TuuxKabin

            Watched him once for part of a dish then came to you flying monkeys. I’d rather read what’s posted than watch him. He’s sculpted to the extent he looks like the Flat Iron Building.

        • Corsair Tact

          BTW, in my book –> sculpted = vain. I hate to even write that but it’s been my experience.

    • Silver Badger

      Bottom line? NOT ENOUGH DICK! I expect my barenaked men to be bare naked! 🙂

  • mikeinrkfd

    Favorite ingredients bacon and chest hair.

  • He’s way to low key for me. I can’t manage to watch more than 39 seconds before my interest drifts.

    • Silver Badger

      Once you figure out he isn’t REALLY bare naked, well, the whole show loses some zip.

      • Yep. Even with him naked, I still think I’d lose interest due to just how emotionless and his lack of excitement.

  • fuzzybits

    As someone with a larger nose,I appreciate his. If that were me frying bacon I’d look like I had the measles from all the splatter.

  • fuzzybits
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  • ScottJ

    Sorry. Gross. Don’t like chest hair and pubes in my food. Put some clothes on FFS

    • Tim in Big D

      This! That’s me, I just can’t get past the potential for hair in the food!

  • jawnbc

    Another naturally achieved physique without any use of steroids…right. This is a great archetype to show young queer guys: poison yourself to be pretty and see what is made available to you as a result.

    • Todd20036

      I’m not sure that’s steroids. His neck isn’t overly developed. He could have just been working out for a long time.
      My body is more “twinkish” but some people bulk up and stay bulked from years in the gym.
      In other words, I don’t think he is too bulked up

      • Rolf

        “They” usually say that a ripped six pack on a rounded stomach is from using steroids. “Roid belly”

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    He needs to cook dishes that require frequent walks to the refrigerator.

  • romanhans

    I’m cool with exhibitionism, exploitation, voyeurism, and viewing hot men as objects. But PEAS IN PASTA? We have got to draw the line somewhere.

  • Doug Taron

    He lost me when he started cutting the bacon with the dull knife.

  • Sam_Handwich

    as i noted last time….nice ass

  • Phil2u

    One would enjoy seeing how “blessed” he really is.

    • A google image search on his name should reveal all.

  • RealityBass

    I am so over tattoos.

  • FancyThat

    no.

  • Kirby

    This crap has already been on Towleroad and several other blogs. This is lazy blogging at its worst. PLEASE STOP.

  • Aman InAmsterdam

    Meat = Murder

    But I would gladly eat the chef.

    • kanehau

      But… think about the vegetables.

      They can’t run. They can’t hide. They get mowed down by the millions.

      They have no mouth to scream.

      Won’t ANYBODY think about the vegetables?

  • James

    Just no.

    • TuuxKabin

      I’ve missed you, oh voice of reason.

  • kanehau

    Geebus… if you are going to cook bacon naked, do it in the oven.

  • Leo Tallant

    He is sitting on the counter. Is he gonna chop veggies on that now? Extra flavoring perhaps LOL.

    • Kent Calhoun

      Anise perhaps?

      • anne marie in philly

        dingdingding, comment of the day!

        • Leo Tallant

          Do you folks SEE what I have to live with? LOL

          (Kent is the one on the left)

  • JT

    Please don’t fry the sausage.

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