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Harlem Hate Pastor: Fags Will Have Babies Through Their Anus Before I Let Them Have My Church [VIDEO]

“This is the lord’s house! This ain’t no damn bathhouse! It ain’t no fag house! And before you can ever own this property – hook or crook – men who are fags with testicles will be carrying babies in their testicles and giving birth to them through their anus. That’s how impossible it is for you to get this house. When you start carrying a baby in your bags and birthing that baby through your ass, THEN you can own this house! But until I see you pull a baby out your ass, you ain’t gonna pull this church out from underneath us. And boom shaka-laka goes right there! And all you fags can go to hell! I’m James David Manning, everybody. I’m the LORD’S servant!” – Harlem’s hate pastor in a clip titled Foreclosure Message To My Enemies.

Ali Forney Center founder Carl Siciliano has given us his reaction:  “I imagine we are going to hear a lot of ranting and raving from Rev. Manning until the auction. And he has good cause to be ranting. The Ali Forney Center has been overwhelmed with support since we announced our bid to site a housing program for LGBT youth,  thus far raising $130K, well over $30K a day, in our quest to win his foreclosed building at auction. I have no interest in birthing babies, only in providing safety for New York City’s homeless LGBT youth.”

The above-quoted portion begins at 2:30 in the clip below. Hit the donation link for the anus babies!

  • Todd Allis

    Sounds like we’ve hit a nerve.

    • Mark

      A nerve he wishes someone would hit but who in their right mind would??

      • MDB

        I think that nerve was tapped when he was in prison in New York and again in Florida….ya’ know …where he found ….Jesus.

        • Mark

          Ya mean Hey-soose….??

        • Tina CRACKA Vane

          oh he was in prison in both states ?

    • canoebum

      Not just any nerve…his very last good nerve. And we’re going to work it, too. He can count on that.

      • TuuxKabin

        I think that last good nerve is exposed.

        • Strepsi

          prolapsed.

          • SoCalVet

            oh shit that’s funny.

  • ben
  • TampaDink

    He forgot to add, “in jesus’ name we prey, amen”. I don’t think he is as devout as he thinks he is. /understatement of 2016.

  • MDB
  • charemor

    It seems as if it is time to send the good “pastor” to a nuthouse.

    • j.martindale

      Please delete the “good” part. I understand sarcasm, but there are limits.

  • zhera

    Well, you heard the man. Get started with those anus babies!

    • RaygunsGoZap

      I’ve had three anus babies today! Although that last one was so small and oddly developed, I’m sure it won’t survive long. Wherever they go, that is.

      • TampaDink

        Your babies have a better chance of survival & making something of themselves than do most (if not all) of the Duggar kids.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Zinga virus eh ? Deet boy, DEET !!

    • TuuxKabin

      We trying, but I ain’t never heard o’ no spit babies.

    • Todd20036

      Some of which sure as hell are anchor babies!

  • Stubenville

    He’s delusional (as usual.)

  • lymis

    I hope someone is watching closely. This is the sort of wingnut who torches a building rather than letting the heathens have it.

    • JoeMyGod

      I had one hand on the phone ready to call Homeland Security when I first watched the clip because it really seemed like that threat was coming.

      • Mark

        It wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

      • TampaDink

        I hit the report button on youtube.

        • Todd

          As did I. This guys is unhinged and has completely lost his grasp on reality.

          • TampaDink

            I felt nauseated by the comments. Sick fucking assholes flock together.

          • ColdDesert

            How long has you tube been around? Have you not learned?…no matter the quality of the video. Never ever, under any circumstances, ever, ever, ever read you tube comments. Ever.

          • TampaDink

            I know that I should know better. This was the first time I’d followed a video to that asshole’s channel….and I had a regretful momentary lapse of judgement.

          • ZhyKitty

            There, there my dear….*pats your hand* we all have momentary lapses in judgement.
            Have some chocolate…it helps…
            Next time, remember to cast your patronus charm BEFORE going to youtube, It’ll keep you out of the comment section altogether…

          • Grafxbear

            Expecto stupidium!

          • TampaDink

            Thank you for your wise words & comforting chocolate.

          • ZhyKitty

            *hugs*xoxoxo

          • TampaDink

            I hope that you, Big Daddy, and your kids are all warm & well. ♥♥

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          • Palmer

            Some of the comments made on my videos have been weirdly amusing, except for the death threats!

          • TampaDink

            Death threats would be the deal breaker for me, if I had a youtube channel.

          • sfbob

            Tough to lose what you never had.

          • ZhyKitty

            What gave it away? lol

        • Joe knows who I am.

          I’ve never known it to do any good. They’ll likely just suggest that you block the channel.

          • TampaDink

            This will likely get the same results, but I needed to react in some way without attempting to interject reasonable discourse among his unhinged subscribers after listening to 45 seconds of his shit.

          • Joe knows who I am.

            Funny, I don’t get that on Lexapro! 😀

            Better living through chemistry!

          • TampaDink

            Trust me, Welbutrin, Remeron & Trazadone don’t help either. Living (at all) through chemistry.

          • ZhyKitty

            Seriously. There’s a video up with a comment section filled with pedophiles under it, in which a girl discusses sex with children as if it’s a good thing and the entire comment section gets rather graphic, one person even talking about he and his wife having sex with their children. I hit the report button on that until my hand was sore…it’s still up.
            Evidently that is all covered by freedom of speech.

        • barrixines

          Dear YouTube, Manning has posted a video of himself pastorbating…

          • Paula

            Pastorbation? The worst of the worst!

          • TampaDink

            Pastorbating……I love that!

          • perversatile

            Sir, you will be quoted!

      • KCMC

        beyond unhinged

      • http://worldojeff.blogspot.com/ WorldOJeff

        Call. He’s much more of a threat to life and limb than Rentboy.com was.

    • Rocco Gibraltar

      More likely he would attempt to torch after gay youth had moved in, because his God works that way.

    • Herald

      True. Or even worse, he torches it after the “heathens” move in.

      • Villager

        they will really need good security.

    • Duane Dimitrov

      Indeed.

      Much like the way the Christianists intent on taking over our secular republic would rather burn it down than let anyone but them have it.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Let’s hope he torch himself instead.

    • b

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he did something like a Jim Jones, Heaven’s Gate or David Koresh It most certainly is a cult, and he probably has a cadre of loyalists. Very creepy. Family members should get their people out of that church A.S.A.P.

      • DaveW

        All Christianity is a cult. Fits the definition perfectly

        • Ginger Snap

          All religions are cults some are just more accepted by society because they have been around longer.

          • http://www.examiner.com/political-rebuttal-in-national/michael-ross Michael Ross

            Not necessarily because they’ve been around longer, but because some of them come across as just harmless distractions. Hare Krishnas, for example.

            This guy is the exact opposite. This asshole is Pastor Richards founding a “church” solely devoted to the worship of himself.

            Mercifully, the subhuman fucker has already incurred the attention of the FBI by repeatedly threatening to have his critics and their families murdered. He’s also 99% hot gas who loves to talk tough but whines and cries whenever confronted (prick threatened to sue me over an editorial unless I retracted, which I not only never did. I wrote a followup about all the reasons he sucks; that was over a year ago).

      • sword

        But of course the Pastor would ‘miraculously’ not be caught in the conflagration! “Praise the Lord, Jesus saved me from the exploding gas can I was holding!”

        • ZhyKitty

          Hallelujah! It’s a miracle!

      • Hypatia

        Somehow I doubt it. He seems more the type to move on and find a new racket

    • CatCope

      Better check with “gawd” to see if your property insurance premiums are up to date,there pastor HATE. Ya know, he let you down on your water bills!

    • Brian in Valdosta

      Which might just land him in a lengthy prison sentence among a bunch of Carson-certified authentic “gay” sodomites.

    • sach2

      I’ll say thank everyone this isn’t 1972. I’m a fag, but everyone doesn’t hate me like it was 1972. I’ll thank God for that. Fuck God, but I will thank him in the same breath. I’m made by his hand and all of his followers should be aware of it.

    • glass

      The only good side to that scenario is, he would end up in jail. And I am sure some guy named Bubba would be happy to help him birth a baby out his anus.
      One way or the other this freak is going to have a very unhappy future. At least that’s what Karma said when we had lunch a few days ago. :)

      • Robincho

        I hope YOU bought, just to be safe…

        • glass

          Of course I did, you know what a BITCH Karma can be. :)

          • Ginger Snap

            Lunch with Karma is always a treat but I find taking her to dinner is a safer choice.

        • ZhyKitty

          Clever! lololol

      • b

        They should never let that guy out of jail! He belongs behind bars for the rest of his life, trapped like the rabid animal he is. At least he will get the government to pay his way without giving him a platform to spew garbage.

        • rusty57

          I think he belongs in a locked ward in a mental institution. He clearly is mentally ill and he needs to be kept someplace where he poses no danger to himself or others.

    • PattyJM

      That was the first thought that went through my mind on reading this.

  • delk
    • Sam_Handwich

      she seems reasonable enough

      • HAAAAAAA

        No ambiguity there then

  • MDB

    Ugly weird nasty things, REALLY ????

    Bitch, you da’ one wif da nasty mouf.

    • MattPS

      It’s almost as if he gets up every morning with the idea of saying THE most outrageous thing he can possibly say that day. It’s his goal, I swear!

      • Homo Erectus

        You talkin’ about Trump again?

  • LonelyLiberal

    Honey, my digestive system naturally only sends me to the bathroom about every seven to nine days. For me, birth is a once a week experience.

    So, y’know, mission accomplished on that.

    • Sam_Handwich

      #fiber

      • LonelyLiberal

        #useless

        Genetics, I’m afraid. I experience no discomfort, bloating, or gas, so my doctor has simply said it’s natural and not to worry about it. We all have different schedules.

        • Sam_Handwich

          The Handwich campaign supports diversity in Americans’ elimination schedules

          Not so sure about Candidate Jalapeño

          • Joe in PA

            what a shitty thing to say. Ahem.

    • Homo Erectus

      Thankew for sharing.

  • Rocco

    Too late!

  • Nic Peterson

    Well, an unintended pregnancy would certainly explain the weight gain and tender nipples that I have been experiencing. Hubby and I have been trying to conceive naturally for many years. Thank you Pastor Manning for not paying your bills and allowing me to conceive, it’s a semen latte miracle!

    It could also be the heavy pec workout and extra creatine, but that’s not good comedy.

    • Sk3ptic

      Practice makes perfect, right?

    • Strepsi

      you had me at “tender nipples”

      • Todd20036

        You have a dirty mind.

        I like that in a man.

      • Nic Peterson

        Could also have something to do with rubbing up against the deck of my surfboard. There is one other possible explanation, though…

        • Strepsi
          • Nic Peterson

            You guessed it! Hello, Tokyo!

          • Todd20036

            I have no idea what that photo is about, but damn that guy is cute!

          • Six Pins Delores

            I mean this upon everything that is dear to me, and thas is, your slutfullness has always been an inspiration to me Todd

            :)

          • ZhyKitty

            To me as well…and I worked as an actual escort.

          • Six Pins Delores

            I’m glad you are still lurking here. Miss ya!

          • Strepsi

            The dressed one is David Walliams, who is a host on Britain’s Got Talent, tweaking a contestant’s nipples!

            I love Walliams: he is something we’ll NEVER see for decades in the U.S… the “Little Britain” actor is an opposite-married bisexual man, who flirts openly with the male contestants on all the shows, and writes children’s books about cross-dressing !!!!

          • ZhyKitty

            There need to be more children’s books on that subject as even my straight boys were dolled up and made up by their sisters when they were growing up….alll in good fun, I say…they were having a good time of it, and I wouldn’t let their fathers intervene,
            Just more proof that you can’t “make” someone gay.

  • http://www.stevendrowe.org Steven Rowe

    The butter has certainly run off his noodles. He’s true colours are showing, a hateful little weasel. Must be so stressful for him to hate so much, he’ll blow a fuse if he’s not careful.

    • Leo Tallant

      Ohhhh I think he blew that fuse a long long time ago.

    • Ray Taylor

      His rant is always the same no matter the subject.

      • TuuxKabin

        It’s his habitual ritual.

        • Jimmie Z

          Say that quickly ten times.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    I foresee Rev Manning and supporters being shocked – SHOCKED I tells ya! – that, in fact, no. No babies be need birthed by any manner – fantastical or mundane – in order for us to snatch up his castle.

    We’s gonna take yo castle, we’s gonna take yo castle….

    I think Rev Manning’s flock may be in for a delightful surprise when they find new congregations. Imagine the relief!

    I can easily picture Rev Manning outside his old building – ranting, raving, hurling Molotov cocktails and/or poop.

  • Ninja0980

    If we do get this property, it might be a good idea to have a guard or someone posted to keep a lookout for this guy.
    Because he is certainly deranged enough to carry out the threats he is making.

    • Paula

      I’ll do it. As long as they don’t question my methods.

      • Bluto

        I learned a long time ago to never question a lesbian. They’re too fierce & determined.

        • Paula

          I will get results! I am good at solving problems.

      • Mark

        I’m armed as well Paula – didn’t grow up on a ranch for nothing….

      • Todd20036

        Question them? We’d like you to videotape them!

      • Six Pins Delores

        You are far too likable to accept your volunteer for that position

  • Guess

    “OHHHHHHHHH… BABY!”

  • anne marie in philly

    you are going DOWN, you h8ing asswipe! LOVE will be restored to that building!

  • TampaDink

    I hope that when he breaks the law (next time) that no one innocent is harmed & that he will be allowed to live out his useless life back in prison.

    • Snarkaholic

      From what we’ve seen/heard, it’s likely that he will threaten/punch the people who drag him out…resulting in a trip back to the slammer.

      • TampaDink

        Back to the slammer would be my 2nd choice for this disturbed asshole. I can’t post here what my first choice would be.

        • Snarkaholic

          Forced to look at (sy)Phyllis Shat-flee…which would turn him to stone?

  • Guess

    Actual Q: Does he have any actual attendees to his “church”? Anybody showing up on Sundays? Anybody aside from YouTube commenters paying dude any attention? Or is this just some loud dude with a mic and (for now) a property deed?

    • David Walker

      People have been seen entering and leaving the building of a Sunday, so his dreams of income are unfounded.

  • jizabel

    What do you bet that off-screen voice was coming from underneath that desk? She certainly sounded uninterested enough.

  • Corsair Tact

    My semi-professional recommendation would be to find some nice lesbian wicca coven to come in and sage the hell out of that building before anyone from Ali Forney sleeps there. Just a suggestion.

    • TampaDink

      And then install the best security systems money can buy, to keep folks like Manning from ever entering again.

      • Corsair Tact

        I assumed that was a given…

        • TampaDink

          It is all given take. /ba-da-bum

          • Corsair Tact

            Are you here all night?

          • TampaDink

            I’m headed out tonight.
            But still encourage everyone to tip their wait staff & try the veal.

    • MDB

      Incensed with copious amounts of Frankincense which helps alleviate anxiety and depression.

      “One of the main neuro-active components of frankincense is the incensole acetate. Incensole acetate is a compound that stimulates the transient receptor potential vanilloid (TRPV3). The stimulation of this ion channel has been shown to relieve anxiety and depression in animal studies . TRPV3 falls within a class of ion channels that are not relatively understood by researchers as of now but have gained attention in the past few years for their connection to mood states.”

    • Mark

      or a gay shaman…..

    • DutchBoy74

      These dwellings of hate really do need to be cleansed.

      All that negative emotion concentrated over time does things to buildings. It likes to linger, radiate, and manifest.

    • Mark Lewis

      Tarantino would have a heyday with that.

  • 2amor

    Oh white jesus, where to start with this one….

  • Steverino

    Hopefully, the transition of this building from bedlam to an authentic sanctuary will go off peacefully.

    Otherwise, there will be hell to pay.

    • Snarkaholic

      Are the Guardian Angels still patrolling NYC?

  • Achilles Tsakiridis

    We need our “A” gays to buy this place and turn it over to Mr. Siciliano.

    • canoebum

      What? Before the new Lexus on order? I don’t think so! And that World Cruise Suite isn’t going to pay for itself.

    • Homo Erectus

      We can do this.

  • bkmn

    • HAAAAAAA

      Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or
      figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit;
      but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring
      forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
      Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast
      into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.” (Matthew)

  • Phil

    What an eloquent spokesman for the followers of Jesus…….

    • Ginger Snap

      I know he’s such a class act full of love.

  • Steverino

    Translation: “I’m losing the goose that was laying golden eggs. Now, I’ll have to go out and get a real fucking job.”

  • CityWOOF

    Butt babies never survive :(

    • Todd

      What’s the old joke..? How does a gay man have an abortion? He farts.

      • Robincho

        I’ve heard this same punchline, but the joke went, “How does Justin Bieber remove his condom?”…

        • TuuxKabin

          x1,000,000 up votes.

          • Robincho

            If you”re a Belieber (which I desperately hope is not the case), an alternate can be substituted — Kirk Cameron, for example, or Ben Shapiro, etc. Happily, the list is pritnear endless…

          • TuuxKabin

            Yeah, that list is pritnear endless. No belieber here, i only belieb in me and el husbian and youse flying monkeys.

        • Todd20036

          I’m going to burn for laughing at that.

        • Homo Erectus

          What does Justin Bieber say after having sex?
          “Get off me, dad – you’re crushing my cigarettes”.

          • Robincho

            *pats pillow* Come right over here by me, young feller!…

      • Good Shot Green

        A fag is brushing his teeth when his gums start bleeding. “Good,” he says, “safe for another month.”

        Thanks to the Truly Tasteless Jokes series of books from my youth.

    • TampaDink

      You can only say never because it hasn’t happened……yet.

      • CityWOOF

        Or maybe it has! Is it possible Manning is a Butt Baby who (sort of) survived? That might explain some things.

        • TampaDink

          There are some tell-tale signs.
          Shit for brains…..check.
          Talking shit……check.
          Best when used as fertilizer…….eventually.

          • CityWOOF

            Hehehe 😉

      • Robincho

        As Dan Savage says, on trying to inseminate husband Terry, “With God, all things are possible…”

        • TampaDink

          And who am I to discount those possibilities. I can only hope that it doesn’t happen in this household. Whatever possible patience that is required to successfully raise a child has come & gone.

      • Homo Erectus

        It could happen…………..

  • JaniceInToronto

    I can smell the kerosene all the way up here in Toronto. He’s gone completely ’round the bend. Does he own any guns? That could be a serious problem…

    • David Walker

      I have no doubt that if he doesn’t, one or more members of his hate cult do. I know this sounds racist, but I don’t mean it to be. When I wrote about wondering why our well-regulated patriotic citizens’ militia isn’t there “helping” the fucking rev, it was so we could compare two sets of crazies.

      • JaniceInToronto

        I don’t think you owe anyone an apology for being racist, since you were addressing a religious body, not necessarily an ethnic one.
        Clearly the issue is religion, not race.

  • bryan

    Clearly this pissed off pastor doesn’t believe in miracles…

    • TampaDink

      His belief system is limited to belief that there are hateful & ignorant people who will routinely give him their money based on his hateful ignorance.

  • barrixines

    Honestly I’ve just spoken to the help and apparently she ain’t never birthed no anus babies. You just can’t get the staff can you…

    • TampaDink

      Everything is D-I-Y!

      • barrixines

        Well fortunately my apartment comes equipped with an anus baby birthing pool.

        • TampaDink

          Fancy! ☺

  • kelven

    Can’t wait to see his sputtering, vulgar assface filled with impotent rage when they change the locks and kick him to the curb.

    • Homo Erectus

      The way this works around here is that the courts take possession first, secure the property, then auction it. I doubt that we’ll see the reverend on Feb 24th.

  • Cackalaquiano

    So, Joe, instead of unleashing us as flying monkeys, are we going to be your squad of “anus babies” now?

  • j.martindale

    The courts tells you, “Ain’t you house, FOOL”!

  • Rolf

    Well, some of the things I’ve seen guys pull out of their ass on Tumblr make pulling a baby out look easy.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    He thinks that because people READ about them that means they’re “popular.” This is the same delusion as people who think they’re good-looking because they get stared at everywhere they go.

    • Todd20036

      Good gravy, that boy must be morbidly obese, and he can’t even be a teenager yet.

  • David Milley

    So, somebody told him?

  • aar9n

    God I can’t wait for the video of this eviction

    • Mark

      Almost makes me want to buy a ticket to NY to watch it.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        Let’s auction tickets as a fund raiser for AFC?

        • Mark

          That’s a great idea!!

    • David Walker

      I wonder why our well-regulated citizen militia hasn’t volunteered to help this clear infringement on the religious liberty by the tyrannical gummint. Oh, right…Harlem.

  • WNY

    Well, I guess we have some work to do…

  • http://gothrykke.tumblr.com GuestStop

    Bitch, that testicle baby story was written 20 years ago. STFU & GTFO!

    • B Snow

      I was gonna say. Apparently he’s never heard of mpreg.

      • http://gothrykke.tumblr.com GuestStop

        That’s old as time, even the gods of Greece did it. But the testicle baby story was a Star Trek: TNG story, old story. Bad story, very bad story, just like Semen Latte here.

        • B Snow

          ?? We watched all the Next Gen episodes over the last year or so. I don’t remember a testicle baby story….

          • http://gothrykke.tumblr.com GuestStop

            Story, as in fanfiction.

          • B Snow

            Ah, thank you. :)

  • Lane

    I dunno, the human anus is pretty remarkable. The Hate Pastor manages to talk out of his while keeping his head firmly lodged it it.

    • David Walker

      That’s where he keeps his pet gerbil. He likes to talk to it.

      • Jimmie Z

        OK, you two!

    • Homo Erectus

      ….

  • Circ09

    Technically, this has already happened. I do know a lesbian woman that tore all the way through while birthing her baby. She has no testicles though, unless you count the strap-on.

  • Sk3ptic

    It’s time for a little Gary Larsen wisdom. Oh, how we’ve needed you, Gary!

    • William

      Dude on the lower right looks like a couple of my exes.

  • http://joevillanova.blogspot.com/ Joe Villanova

    doth protests way too much.

  • Six Pins Delores

    “I have no interest in birthing babies, only in providing safety for New York City’s homeless LGBT youth”

    OH the places I could go with that statement from Carl other than…

    LOL!

    Carl is a generous intelligent and kind hart individual who will protect lgbt youth in the best way

  • HAAAAAAA

    LOL

  • Rebecca Gardner

    He is so obsesses with homosexuality, anuses, semen. Sounds like a classic closet case.

    • bkmn

      He probably got to fully explore his homosexual side the last time he was in prison.

      • Mark Lewis

        They call him Pastor Salad, last I heard.

        • Strepsi

          snort!

  • Villager

    just made my donation. good points about his destroying the church
    rather than letting the gays buy it. He sounds totally crazy

  • Brian Arsuaga

    You know, I was really on the fence about this campaign, because I feel like maybe that, while it’s good/funny politics, that might not be the best place for the kids needing that space.

    But yeah, this was too funny to see, so I made a fat donation in the hopes of actually seeing his frothing face explode.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • David Walker

      “Just hold on…and suck in.” Thanks, Mammy. Words to live by.

    • MDB

      That ain’t fittin… it ain’t fittin,….just….ain’t….fitt’n. Hmmmmph.

      • Six Pins Delores

        Goan and yell Melly, there a’int no one to hear.

  • Paula

    If one of you guys had a baby like that, we would have to name it jeebus. Or maybe Houdini for puling off an escape trick like that.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Sweet baby Jizzus

    • Six Pins Delores

      I would name It Joseph in our honor

  • Steven Leahy

    He has a Chief Technology Officer?

    • MDB

      The yes-lady off screen. She turns the video camera on-and-off.
      Hilarious. Praise cheesuz.

  • musiclover703

    Don’t rule it out, Mr. Manning. After all, you’re speaking through yours!

  • Bill T.

    The reverend has been losing it ever since he lost his SAG card.
    http://i.giphy.com/RTHWZA7fyXORW.gif

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Off-topic but kind of on-topic: Is everybody crazy today?

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/michele-bachmann-warns-obama-will-take-over-the-united-nations-and-then-reveal-hes-the-antichrist/

    (Well, I guess Michelle is crazy every day, so…)

    • TampaDink

      If she was ever anywhere close to lucid, it was before she entered public life.

      • Homo Erectus

        Can you believe she used to serve on the intelligence committee?

        • TampaDink

          The only way that I’ve been able to wrap my brain around that is that perhaps they needed to balance their committee with a heavy dose of counter-intelligence.

  • NZArtist

    I hope your next president improves mental health funding.

  • TuuxKabin

    He seems to be upset. Is it something we did?

  • OdieDenCO

    Take care there rev! If we get the building before that butt baby thingy, you’ll be guilty of false prophecy and we get to stone you!

  • Bluto

    The love thermometer is two thirds of the way! Suck on that, manning.

  • 5moreminutes*imtired

    Damn. So who’s going to punch a baby out and take one for the team?

    • Piercedchrlz

      Well, if I must…I’ll call gardener and get started right away. What I won’t do for others..

      • zhera

        OMG I think I just got pregnant!

        • Cuberly

          um, I just got…something….

      • Good Shot Green

        Wuff. Nice package – I’ll sign for it!

      • Circ09

        The space between his torso and where his legs start remind me of the way a Ken doll is put together. Is he plastic too? I used to rip my Ken dolls legs off and pretend they died in battle so my Barbies could live happily ever after together.

        Clearly, these type images don’t have the same effect on me as on you glorious guys here.

        • Max_1

        • William

          I was banned from Barbie playtime. My thing was pulling the Barbie’s heads off. One girl had a fake Barbie with some sort of string attaching the head to the torso. The string went *snap* and knock-off Barbie never kept her head again..

      • William

        Yes, whatever you want. Right away, Sir.

  • kcken

    “The Sober Minded People aren’t fooled” … so Gays are all drunks. Well, I guess that explains all the babies in our nut sack and/or dropping out of our asses.

    • TampaDink

      Not to mention all of our irresponsible, unplanned procreation.

  • JT

    This nutcase needs to be committed.

    • Lakeview Bob

      Ya think? If Reagan had never been president we may have never heard of this jackass.

      • JT

        Jerry Falwell and his ilk were active long before Raygun. Christofascism predates the great bonehead.

        • TampaDink

          Reagan closed mental hospitals, if I recall correctly.

        • Lakeview Bob

          My point was that Reagan shut down the mental health facilities (hospitals) and turned those people out on the street. If Reagan had not been president then this nutjob might have been locked up a long time ago.

  • DaddyRay

    On a bright note as of Tuesday night Ali Forney Center has collected $130K so far

  • http://facebook.com/djlorenc Stogiebear

    Butt Babies for the win!!!

    There’s an old ass-play photo of some guy “birthing” a baby doll from his Manning but I looked everywhere and couldn’t find it. I’ll just leave this here instead:

    • Good Shot Green

      Wee wee lad me thought, before I was aware of the vajayjay, that babies really did come from butts.

      • David Walker

        You mean…?

    • DavidAZ

      Here. Fixed it for ya. :-)

      • David Walker

        That needs to be emailed to the rev. “Dear Pastor Manning: Re: Your butt baby prophesy…”

        • ColdCountry

          I DID NOT need to see that, but yes, yes it should be sent to him. By everyone.

      • Homo Erectus

        Gooooolly – will wonders never cease.

      • Paula

        I have to say that not much scares me. However, I found that picture very disturbing. I may not sleep tonight.

      • Good Shot Green

        ~GASP~ Ouch! No, that ain’t real! Nonononononononono that looks so painful I could never. How can…that…be it must be photoshopped.

      • http://facebook.com/djlorenc Stogiebear

        GOOD MORNIIIIIIIING, VIETNAM!!!

  • Lakeview Bob

    I wonder if he would like to know how many hundreds of times I’ve tried to get another guy pregnant but with no luck. If it makes him happy these guys have aborted my efforts out their anuses. I’ve aborted a few myself!

    • ECarpenter

      Don’t give up! Keep trying, and keep that smile on your face!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Nature always finds a way

    • Homo Erectus

      I’ve seen kids that look like you, Bob.

  • geoffalnutt

    Well. He certainly needs to be carted away (with armed guards)…and locked up in an asylum…forever.

  • oikos

    ..

    • Homo Erectus

      Poor “Dr.” “Reverend” Manning:

  • Brian Moore

    A homeless shelter for LGBT kids would be true divine justice against such a hateful man. God willing, our side will win!

  • Brian G

    Well, until he can pull $1.3 million out of his ass, he can’t keep his church. So there’s that!

  • John T

    His rap style is kind of like Kool Keith, but crazier.

  • JT

    Fags Will Have Babies Through Their Anus Before I Let Them

    In? Let them in? Girl, you’ve already had that baby through your anus. And you liked it. You liked it. Get over it.

    • Good Shot Green

      What bugs me is the poor grammar – he’s saying all fags have one collective anus.

      “Their anus.” It’s as if he’s not educated or somethin’.

  • kanehau

    Hey Pastor Grifting-Shit-For-Brains. Pay your fucking bill or shut the fuck up.

  • kanehau

    The first thing they should do is de-bless the place by fucking on the altar.

    • peacfulseas inWA

      Are they calling for volunteers yet? Where does the line start?

      • kanehau

        Out the Rectory… of course!

        • peacfulseas inWA

          Yes of course. I hope you’ll excuse my ignorance.It’s been so long that I forgot they had those.

          • kanehau

            You set them up, I’ll knock them down. Works for me 😉

          • Silver Badger

            You knock them down and I’ll stomp on ’em.

        • Homo Erectus

          That’s where it ends.

  • kanehau

    “I’m the LORD’S pervert!”

    FIFY

  • Steven B

  • 5moreminutes*imtired

    You can hear it in his voice. That gay is just itching to get out!

  • Richard B

    karma can sting you in the butt.

    • kanehau

      His ass requires an entire hive.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Pretty good advertising for Ali Forney Center but totally sick.

  • CQCQCQ

    This sounds like it could end up like a Jim Jones or David Koresh situation. Dude is bull goose looney.

  • TheSpinMonkey

    to that his wicked church and turn it into something good would be amazing!!

  • AJD

    What a coincidence, I gave birth to triplets this morning! I named them David Manning, Tony Perkins and Ted Cruz.

    • sherman

      I don’t really like kids either.

    • Arkansan

      Flush a bye babies?

      • Mark Lewis

        Are you inviting Pastor Mocking-Turd to the shower?

    • Jimmie Z

      Were they the normal scrotum-to-anus gay babies?

      Because I always heard triplets were the hardest to poop out.

  • JuanGalicia

    I really hope they don´t damage the building. I do wonder how much remodeling work will be needed to suit their needs.

    Wish I could help with that part but I’m guessing there are great local architects who would love to help them with that 😛

    • Homo Erectus

      You’ll have to start with cleaning the semen out of the coffee machine….

  • Luther Kreiger

    Keep telling yourself these things, cupcake! It will only make the crashing reality of losing what you fancifully believe is “yours” after neglecting to be the upstanding, debt-paying citizen your holy book supposedly preaches more soul-crushing. And you, my friend, are the type whose festering, vile soul needs to be turned to dust.

  • safari2bongaloo

    He’s the lord? What a small lord.

    • Homo Erectus

      Lard, honey – LARD.

  • Mark

    Anyone else having issues connecting to donate? I can’t get the button under the #HarlemNoHate to work. Saying it can’t establish a secure connection. :-(

    • DutchBoy74

      It is a flash script, so if you have flash disabled or script blocked it won’t work.

      • Mark

        flash is fine – –

  • McShane
  • Gigi

    Manning needs to go back to school. Biology 101.

  • Silver Badger

    Let’s hope he doesn’t go the “If I can’t have it, nobody can” route and burn the building down. Would it be possible to get a restraining order on this nut case?

  • http://www.sfmoby.us/ Moby D

    No, not a bathhouse, even though that would have been awesome. It’s possibly becoming something even better, the opposite of you Mr Manning. You preach hatred under the guise of religion. Hopefully, it will become a place where they teach love/acceptance to those fleeing an ignorant hate-mongers like you. People who scream/rants in absolutes are often absolute fools.

    • Stev84

      Judging by his huge water bill he is already running a bath house

      • http://www.sfmoby.us/ Moby D

        OMG! *snap*

  • The Milkman

    Well honey, given that it’s not your building but rather the BANK’S building, it doesn’t seem like anyone cares what your opinion is about anything.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Don’t know if Manning’s got a mortgage, but it’s the federal and state governments that are forcing the sale to satisfy liens. Manning owes a pile of tax money, utility payments, and payments to miscellaneous creditors. He’s a loudmouth deadbeat.

      • Snarkaholic

        I heard he owes $27,683.52 to the Ugly Necktie Emporium.

  • DrRobY

    Apparently he hasn’t seen the video “The Anal Birth of Bert”

  • Paula

    Oh look… Pastor Manning’s video has earned a seal of approval.

  • Cuberly
  • Bob Conti

    “They’re saying all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly things…” OMG. The irony of him whining about name-calling is palpable.

    • David Milley

      I swear, he’s quoting “Alice’s Restaurant” there …

      • Six Pins Delores

        The AFC catering and training business will be a huge success

  • RJ Bone

    SOMEone has a FEETIIIIISH!

  • ColdDesert

    This guy is so butt and semen obsessed he HAS to be a closet case. When Ali Forney takes the place over they’re going to find his treasure trove of giant dildos and butt plugs in a closet.

    • RJ Bone

      Whatever they do, they shouldn’t bring a black light into his office….

      • ColdDesert

        Or not, some things are best left unseen.

    • Davester

      you don’t say?

    • skeptical_inquirer

      Maybe he should be the next recipient of boxes of dildos instead of the terrorists in Oregon.

  • Cuberly

    If the AFC finds different digs w/ the funds, fine. No problemo.

    Not sure how I feel about LGBT homeless kids in crisis subjected to Manning’s fiercely negative ju ju. It’s the last thing they need, they have enough going on.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Ju ju’s no match for remodeling, disinfectant , and a big gay makeover.

      • Neely OHara

        And some burning sage — preferably with sequins…

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Babies in testicles !!!!!!!!!!!! Lol ha ha ha ha. Get the net !!

    Do not let this FREAK of nature anywhere near a baby, butthole or testicle !

  • Capritaur

    Rev. Manning is an ass, and a baby, and a butt-hurt butt baby. Kudos for his weird assplay fetish, though.

  • ColdDesert

    Look at his limp wrist right in the final seconds of the clip…Freudian move there.

    • Davester

      It’s way beyond Freudian at this point.

      • Friday

        One of my little rules to live by: If Freud Applies, We Should All Depart Immediately.

  • Greg B.

    Oh look, my water just broke.

    • Homo Erectus

      Honey – that’s santorum.

      • hudson11

        you’re very good.

        • Homo Erectus

          Or bad….

          • Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Well do you mind then, cleaning up after yourself?

      • BlueberriesForMe

        “You’re soaking in it”.

  • Homo Erectus

    What happened to his friend who offered him $1,200,000.00?

    • http://facebook.com/djlorenc Stogiebear

      Jesus doesn’t lend; Jesus SAVES.

      • Randy503

        Moses invests.

    • Friday

      Trump? He lost the Iowa primary.

    • Snarkaholic

      Not sure, but my guess is that it was a lie he told to temporarily placate his congregation (until he could think of a better lie).

  • Bobby P

    My husband keeps trying to get me pregnant, and since they believe god can do anything it just may happen someday. Lol

    • Ed Burrow

      Try, try till you succeed.

  • TuuxKabin

    Bullshit
    by Grace Jones

    And if I wander down the wrong road,
    It’s alright baby, just let me go,
    If I get tired of all those assholes,
    It’s alright cause I want them to know.
    I’m sick and tired of all this bullshit,
    Rough shit, same shit,
    Hey Jesus come on down and save us, save us, rave on.

    • Mark

      One of my favorites from Ms G.

  • DesertSun59

    Very shortly, this man will be discovered by the IRS for the charlatan he is. Expect him to be in jail shortly.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Can’t count on the IRS. It seems to be their policy not to go after churches, no matter how egregious.

    • Phil me Cracken

      Your father is in prison for raping little boys. The same place you will end up after you are caught.

  • marti386

    Doesn’t he have some graves he should be pissing on right now?

    • Friday

      He’s too busy trying to prove straight women should submit to psychotics. For Bible!

  • CB

    It’s not Manning’s house any more, if it’s gone into foreclosure. And I don’t know nothin’ about birthin’ babies.

    • Friday

      No no no, it’s *his* like parts of Oregon belong to Bundys in Nevada! (Actually, anyone sent Manning a bag of dicks yet?)

  • http://facebook.com/djlorenc Stogiebear

    He sure did whisper that “‘s servant” as softly as he could when he screamed “I’M THE LORD . . . . . . . ‘s servant.”

    • David Walker

      Amen.

      • Octavio

        Semen.

  • Davester

    Truly, truly hilarious. This man’s psyche is clearly incapable of NOT thinking about a big dick being inside him for more than 10 waking seconds. Even by the high standards of America’s self-hating homophobes, this is exceptional.

  • dcurlee

    Ain’t gonna be your choice …. Funny to see him scared

  • TampaZeke

    I cannot wait to see him swallowing each and every one of those hateful words!

    We’ll even provide him with a Starbucks Semen Latte to wash them down with.

    • Friday

      A Tasty Latte And How. :)

    • BlueberriesForMe

      May he explode into 10,000,000 pieces of glitter – to be carried off by the wind and borne to Texas.

  • skeptical_inquirer

    This man has been reading the most deranged fanfic.

    • Snarkaholic

      Pride & Prejudice(d)?

  • Kevin-in-Honolulu

    Oh, my. Those words coming from his mouth…wow.

    It never ceases to amaze me the people who are willing to record their stupidity forever on text messages, video, and audio on the InterWebs.

    • Snarkaholic

      And we’re supposed to believe that he has a Doctorate of Divinity? I mean, I know that some of those bible colleges push anybody through, but…

  • Octavio

    Well, boom shack a lacka lacka, boom shack a lack — here’s another Franklin for an anus baby. Praize Jeebuzz! Lurd have da’ merci beau coupé!

  • Six Pins Delores

    Can anyone identify who is the baking poodle disturbing the audio of the lord pastor during his sermonic declaration

    • BlueberriesForMe

      “A poodle that bakes. Next on Oprah.

      • Six Pins Delores

        Hardi haha, I meant barks. Who is that dog

  • Joseph Miceli

    I will not subject myself to this man’s vile spewings. Just donated. Fuck you, “Pastor” Manning. I hope YOU end up homeless.

    • Homo Erectus

      He’ll be on the street in no time:

  • fuzzybits
  • kmcdevitt

    Dear god, these people are nasty. They really are just appalling. Who says things like this!? And damn, this guy sure does have an unhealthy, and evidently violent, obsession with gay manbits.

    • studd55

      This is how Christians behave.

      Heard any apologies yet?

      Nope.

      The “good Christians” know to only say this stuff behind closed doors of their taxpayer funded churches.

  • studd55

    He sounds like Ted Cruz.

  • Brian in Valdosta

    Gobble slobber slobber blah blah yeah!

    • Ben in Oakland

      That was just not something I needed to see or think of. Cursed be you unto 7 generations for searing that onto my eyeballs.

  • studd55
  • Secure

    Donation plus I changed my Amazon account to a smile account to make donations to AFC. It was simple.

  • Baby Dave

    Stick to rabbits, you talentless fuck

  • Friday

    “Your?” Oh, Reverend, you’re a walking billboard for why to ban ‘ex-gay’ therapy.

  • davewolfusa

    I just gave another $100. It will be worth it to see his reaction when the Ali Forney Center gets the building.

  • radiofreerome

    I think pastor Manning is onto something. Every “baby” I’ve given “birth” to anally looks exactly like him. Could he be the donor for my Starbucks semen lattes?

  • 1Truth1

    …..

  • Hole-y roller

    Interesting how records indicate that James Manning was delivered by “A” section.

  • pleasebereasonable

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he burned the building down.

    • Tina CRACKA Vane

      prison he goes

  • RickCabral

    Queenie La Churchmouse really those meds.

  • RickCabral

    Queenie La Churchmouse really needs those meds.

  • daffynition

    manning: ” to supply with men”

  • TheManicMechanic

    I hope he goes completely off the deep end and does something that would provoke him to take on some cops and lose. Finicum his ass.

    • Bob Conti

      It’s kinda hard to believe that there’s a deeper end for him to go off of, but yeah, you’re right, they’re probably is. And I won’t have one scintilla of ethos for him.

    • RainbowPhoenix

      I hope he does something similar to those idiots in Wales eight years ago who went after a pair of drag queens that turned out to be cage fighters on their way to a stag party.

  • William

    Sweetie Pie, it’s not up to you.

  • Ginger Snap

    So its not that I’ve gaind weight I’m actually carrying a lovely 40lb anus baby what a relief. I’m so glad I’ve been practicing stretching my anus for the birth. In lieu of baby shower gifts please donate to the Ali Forney center.

    • Six Pins Delores

      If only at least one of the three wise men had thought to bring some bran Virgin Ginger

      • Ginger Snap

        The three wise men brought gifts of Bran Flakes, Prunes and Metamusil. Haaaaaaaaa!

  • JR

    Fanning don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies.

  • RainbowPhoenix

    As always, we’re not making babies ourselves, we’re just trying to care for the ones that Manning and his ilk throw away.

    • Schlukitz

      Hear. Hear.

  • Toasterlad

    Thanks, Joe…just donated. Hope I have time to leave an ass baby on the doorstep of that hellhole before that walking shit stain is forced to vacate.

    • DaddyRay

      69% There – my favorite number

      • Snarkaholic

        My favorite number is 77…because it’s 69 and 8/ate once again!

        • TuuxKabin

          Sometimes it can be 8 too much, burp.

  • BradCerenzia

    It should have been “Foreclosure Tax Message to my Enemas”. That would have been more impactful.

  • 2patricius2

    One thing you got to give to this preacher – he certainly has a very vivid imagination. And he certainly has a megalomaniacal view of himself.

  • rabbit_ears

    Explain your position? You’ve been screaming it loud enough dear fart. I’m just hoping you scream yourself into a stroke of some sort. Even me as an atheist would take that as a sign from God.

  • RJ Bone

    He’s just grumpy because the guy he fell in prison for saw right through him and turned him down flat, right in the middle of the yard.

  • Michael Abbett

    Compete mental illness.

    • JCF

      Mental illness won the competition. ;-/

  • http://www.eddihaskell.com/ Eddi Haskell

    This guy is a Christian????????

    • Tina CRACKA Vane

      of course he is as isis is islam… just a different version of these sick abrahamic cults

    • JCF

      -ist, of the most pathologically insane variety [With Christianists, there’s always that “Evil Crazy” dialectic going on.]

  • Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Please report this video as hate speech; it should be taken down. You never know what will incite folks to commit violent acts against LGBT folks.

    • Necessitas

      Even though the video is clearly against YouTube policy, it won’t be pulled.
      Why? Google farms out all of the flagging to very homophobic countries, and the people who look at the complaints agree with Manning.

  • Whizzbangboom

    I just donated *again*! BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!!

  • Mark

    So now it is also our fault that Rev didn’t pay his bills?? He’s sounding more than a little screechy – panties are twisted to the limit. Hope somebody with authority is keeping an eye on this misguided wreck.

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    • Homo Erectus

      Flagged

  • Nick

    I volunteer as tribute to have an ass baby. Those who would like to contribute to the cause, please line up on the left.

  • The Professor

    The good Rev seems to be as confused about male anatomy as he is about the status of his foreclosed property.

  • JCF

    Get the fecking NET already! 51-50, “Danger to self or OTHERS”!!!

  • DumbHairyApe

    He is so vile and evil that he will probably torch the building before it is received by the forney folks.

    • Xuuths

      Yes, years in prison for arson… that would be fitting. My guess his hatred and lack of desire to control his big mouth will end up getting him in a lot of trouble in the Big House.

      • Natty Enquirer

        He has plenty of desire when it comes to bags and anuses.

  • leastyebejudged

    People follow this guy.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    That may not be so far fetched given he’s learned to talk out of his anus and spewing epic amounts of hammered dog sh!t from it!

  • Cosmo Tupper

    When this one goes to the great beyond, he needs to be hermetically sealed, loaded onto a space rocket and hurled into space toward the burning sun. Every single atom of his being MUST be contained and neutralized so it doesn’t foment further.

  • JVB

    O.k. time for this person to just STFU.

  • Macbill

    NEWSBRAKE:
    ===========

    Childless gay couple conceive child. In other news, Pastor James Manning’s head explodes. More at 11.

    • Natty Enquirer

      With that kind of vacuum, I expect his head would implode.

  • Reasonoverhate

    This is why we need mental hospitals…..

  • Halloween_Jack

    For a guy who thinks he’s super-righteous, he sure knows a lot about mpreg porn. (Caution: anything you find by Googling “mpreg” will be super-NSFW and maybe permanently mentally scarring.)

  • 2karmanot

    Yawn………………………..NEXT

  • Bill_Perdue

    This creature needs a robust psychiatric intervention and prosecution for fomenting hate crimes.

  • JB

    Is Manning trying to tell us he’s a top?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Glad to see he’s taking it well.

  • Grafxbear

    Among other things, he appears to have a fundamental misconception concerning human biology.

  • AuntieCol

    yup.

  • Galvestonian

    This nutter is quite capable of burning the damn place down or booby trapping the building before he gets hauled out screaming and kicking. He’ll go absoultely bonkers, crazy demented and will most likely have to be institutionalized. He’s already insane ( that is quite clear ) and the Forney Center possibly getting the ediface where he has built his church is to him ( I believe ) the worst thing that can happen.

  • jo gerardo

    Butt babies don’t live.

  • ScottJ

    Maybe he tried once yesterday, but failed. Check this post from Harlem Bespoke. The roof next to the wingnut’s church caught fire, but was quickly brought under control. Check the link below

    http://harlembespoke.blogspot.com/2016/02/news-fire-next-to-notorious-church.html

  • wds

    As I’ve read about this … um … person, I’m reminded of something John Osteen (that’s John NOT Joel) said about when folks get to heaven not only are they going to be surprised by who is there, but even more by who isn’t! Not that I’m saying anything against this wack-loon job – I’m just quoting.
    Annnnd given his lack of biology knowledge (let alone where babies come from) I’ll be surprised if he has children … LOL

  • Tina CRACKA Vane

    75% YyYYaaaasssss hontey

  • Azima Khan

    That poor man, his world is falling apart and he isn’t able to make sense of it. His imaginary friend isn’t helping him, his denial of his shortcomings aren’t working, the dude just can’t keep his shit together.

    We’re one step closer to catching him blowing a dude in a bathroom stall.

  • ladyvee

    this moron is about as eloquent as Donald Trump …and what other moron is in the background “yes-ing” him?

    all of this just makes my STRAIGHT, HETEROSEXUAL FEMALE SELF want to march on down to starbucks for a LOVE AND EQUALITY FILLED JIZZ LATTE. That is, if James David Manning hasn’t guzzled them all up first.

    #howelsedoesheknowwhattheytastelike?
    #hisideafirst
    #somebodysendhimanotherbucketofshit

  • Aron Sasportas

    The Most Reverend Manning lends immeasurable dignity to any occasion.

  • marti386

    I suspect the only person birthing babies out of his anus will be Pastor Manning after his church is turned into housing for LGBT homeless youth.

  • Tina CRACKA Vane

    the young turks need to do a segment on this hehe

  • dzerres

    I already sent in a contribution to the Ali Forney group – please consider doing so as well. They have a safe website area for such donations. As for this christian a-hole what’s really sad here is that the 1st Amendment protects this sort of speech – fine – but he does it with a tax exemption. His fancy suits and gold cufflinks are all on the taxpayer’s dime and that needs to change.

  • MarcoZandrini

    He doth protest too much!

    I wonder what’s on his computer!