Gay Porn Company Offers $1M If Former Rep. Aaron Schock Agrees To Perform In “Hardcore” Films

Via press release from Titan Media:

Powerhouse TitanMen.com (NSFW) has announced it will pay off the outstanding legal debt, up to $1,000,000.00, for former U.S. Congressman Aaron Schock if the rock-hard bodied Republican will agree to an exclusive contract to star in a series of hardcore TitanMen gay porn films.

According to recent Politico reporting, Schock – dubbed the “Downton Abbey Congressman” for his choice of congressional office décor – has come under government investigation for shelling out hundreds of thousands of dollars, for allegedly misappropriating both campaign and government money.

“TitanMen has a history of signing iconically handsome men with both brains and brawn, and Aaron Schock fits that profile to a ‘T’,” said TitanMen Vice-President and managing partner Keith Webb. “Despite Schock’s scandal over allegedly misappropriating campaign funds, he has so much more to offer our fans. What we’re offering is a win-win situation, giving him the opportunity to break free and come out in a whole new world!”

The full press release is at Titan’s very NSFW site. Today’s offer comes in advance of a Titan film to be released next month in which this here website thingy plays a small role. You’ll enjoy that.

  • SunsetGay

    This is the part where Schock negotiates a higher bid at $2M. The sales to see Aaron Schock get “schlonged” by 10 or 12 husky men would break all-time porn records. I think $1M is too low an offer.

    • Jude Newton

      I was thinking $1M was low as well.

    • Dot Beech

      Everyone would watch it for free on torrent and other porn sites. But pay for it? No way it would gross even a quarter of that figure. If he took them up on their offer, they would have to withdraw it immediately.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Everyone … for free … But pay for it? No way … gross …. that figure. If he took them up ….they would have to withdraw … immediately.

      • Jimmie Z

        Penalty for early withdrawal?
        Premature ejaculation?

    • I don’t think there’s any chance he’d take it. It’s just a publicity stunt, but a good one. (As here we are all talking about it and they aren’t out any money for the promotion. That’s excellent PR.)

      • bambinoitaliano

        It would require an added zero for him to even pay attention to the proposal. That one is an expensive whore.

    • BudClark

      How do you know he’s a bottom? (giggle)

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Yeah, but how much do they have to pay the person to fuck him?

      • Lazycrockett

        Oh I think many people would line up to “hate” fuck him.

    • Robincho

      That’s a Republican cockus I’d definitely vote to see!…

    • motordog

      Eh, I’d watch it for free I suppose…

  • bkmn

    applies to his personal photographer too….

    • David Walker

      Maybe this will help people remember the difference between “they’re” and “their.” “There” then becomes the other one.

      • Octavio

        LOL!

      • Ed Burrow

        we need one for “then” and “than”.

        • Rolf

          and farther and further
          “he felt driven to go further and pounded it in farther”
          hehehe

          • Chucktech

            See, I’d STILL get that one mixed up…

          • shellback

            Have you been vacationing? Haven’t seen you for a while.

          • Chucktech

            I have, indeed! Still out of town and a VERY limited connection.

          • shellback

            Just know that you have been missed. I also haven’t seen Barracks9 for a while. Hmmm – are you two vacationing together?

          • Mark

            Pics or it didn’t happen 🙂

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          Lately I’ve been seeing confusion between “of” and “if,” which must not be midwesterners doing it because those 2 words don’t sound at all alike where I grew up.

          • Ed Burrow

            should’ve is should have….not should of…

        • David Walker

          It’s/its is the one that drives me crazy…mainly because it’s so easy to remember. All of them are, but contraction/possessive…WTF? Does substituting “it is” work? That’s its final hill. (That’s it is final hill?) It’s so easy. (It is so easy?)

      • clay

        “There” where?

        • Rolf

          That’s for when you point at it: there, dick!

          • Mark

            commas are so important!

            Let’s eat dad

            Let’s eat, dad

          • Rolf

            I was wondering about the comma, but when it’s spoken there is a pause after ‘there’ so I was unsure as to punctuation.

        • Mark

          They’re there for their just desserts. 🙂

        • David Walker

          There! Dicks!

    • Robincho

      They’re their, now… They don’t call them homophones for nothing…

      • seant426

        Did someone call?

        • Robincho

          Ringin off the damn hook. 24/7…

        • Mark

          A pink princess phone for the princess — whaddya bet he has one in his house?

      • Steverino

        Some people are just homophonic.

    • Ben in Oakland

      As a married man, I assure you I haven’t the vaguest idea of what you mean.

  • SLK in SF

    I would watch it. But I’d hate myself afterwards.

    • another_steve

      The gonads are without conscience or morality.

      Don’t worry about it.

    • james_from_cambridge
    • Goodboy

      I’d like to see him get tag teamed as the bottom.

      • jomicur

        DPd by a Republican and a Democrat. Bipartisanship!

        • Todd20036

          I could DP him myself. Probably his tight hole would hurt afterwards, and well deserve it.

          • bambinoitaliano

            He will never leave you again!

          • seant426

            He’s about as tight as a Toyota Corolla through the Holland Tunnel.

          • clay

            I’m now picturing those empty frames on the red wall of his office, and I blame you.

          • seant426

            His Sugar Walls.

          • Dale Snyder

            Please don’t go there. I love Sheena Easton!

          • seant426

            For your eyes, only.

          • J Ascher

            He’d look dandy in a raspberry beret from a secondhand store!

        • bambinoitaliano

          Don’t think that the other members of the Congress have not thought about it. he’s been playing hard to get.

        • MattPS

          AND an independent in his mouth, while each one of his hands is occupied with “sway” voters.

          • seant426

            Just another Saturday night for him.

        • motordog

          Martin O’Malley could be a good choice for top.

      • Preferably with full body restraints, a ball gag, and about 20 clothes pins on his nipples. Now THAT I’d pay to see!

    • studd55
    • JT
    • Greg B.

      I’d hate myself every single time I watched it, even if it was only for 2.5 minutes – give or take a few seconds.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Oh hell. There are former porn stars doing time for extortion, burglary, domestic violence and even murder, and they don’t pull their old films out of circulation.

  • hiker_sf

    Fuck that shit. Why are they offering to pay this dickwad anything? Sorry, but there are plenty of hotties who aren’t jerks who would be better for this.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Never under estimate the interest of roadkill by many willing paying customers.

    • Cuberly

      I wouldn’t watch it if you paid me. We already know he’s an over privileged asshole. Doesn’t mean I need to see it.

      • hiker_sf

        Yeah, I don’t want to be judgmental, but it is kind of annoying that so many here think it’s okay to think with their dicks because “genitals trump brains,” and yet those same people are upset with Trump supporters – supporters whose “gut impulses trump brains.” It is the same.

        • Robincho

          Using “trump” and “brains” in the same sentence is risky business these days…

          • seant426

            Unless, you’re sitting on them, then same thing.

          • Robincho

            I can sit on an ice cream cone & tell you what flavor it is. They’re always calling me smartass…

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            LOL !

        • Cuberly

          Well, to each their own.

          Schock is an unrepentant criminal, he’s basically the poster child for what’s f’d up in Washington. Meaning, I have a hard time being glib re; the guy.

  • SunsetGay

    The tagline would read:

    “For six years he fucked taxpayers. Now it’s his turn to get fucked!”

    • bambinoitaliano

      Either way it’s a win win for him.

    • WebSlinger
    • Steverino

      Or, “for six years he fucked gay people, and now…”

    • Duane Dimitrov

      A million recommendations!

      I hope Titan would only put him in scenes where he’s abused for his backward political beliefs and general charlatanism.

      • TitanMen

        Watersports gang-bang with fisting!

  • bambinoitaliano

    According to Aaron’s lawyer he is demanding pay per squeal.

    • james_from_cambridge

      I doubt Schock would squeal much. I have a feeling ol’ girl hasn’t been tight since grammar school.

      • bambinoitaliano

        He is dying to squeal. The uncork of beleagued former Congressman. Those Hillary emails got nothing on him.

    • Acronym Jim

      Pig bottoms were made for squealing.

      • bambinoitaliano

        One of this day this pig is gonna squeal all over you…..

    • TimCA

      When I first read this, it registered for a second or so as
      ‘pay per sequel’ 🙂

      I need more coffee.

  • Drayfield

    Who’d pay to see it? Not I!

  • james_from_cambridge

    There isn’t a gay porn company in existence that has a million dollars on hand. Piracy killed that golden goose long ago but this kind of thing is always good publicity.

    • CB

      Ah, but that’s where you’re wrong. It’s the most lucrative entertainment there is. I had an employee who left to produce porn, and he could buy and sell me many times over now. (Though I had to talk to him often about his treatment of women. Now he’s made a bundle creating a hostile working environment people are clamoring to be part of.)

      • james_from_cambridge

        With all due respect, you are very, very wrong. Video sharing sites like Myvidster & Pornhub have all kinds of porn, including hardcore kink, available within hours of them being posted on pay sites. There is no money in porn. Like the music business, it’s dying (it’s a minor miracle Hollywood and the movies have yet to follow suit because let me tell you, I can type a couple of words in Google and watch a pristine copy of Star Wars right now.)

        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/19/porn-industry-in-decline_n_2460799.html

        • ElenorRigby

          that’s a 3-year-old article about the straight porn industry. PornHub is now owned by the big porn studios and it’s mostly trailers and older free content the studios let out.

          • james_from_cambridge

            You think it’s gotten better for them? The performers are all escorting and stripping because they can’t make more than a couple hundred dollars filming. The ones who are smart and set up their own production companies like Lucas Entertainment may make a decent living but it ain’t some lucrative industry. Especially when guys as hot as your average male model, like Michael Hoffman, are putting their shit out there for free.

            https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu8Ho-aCcAApflg.jpg

          • ElenorRigby

            last month Sean Cody accidentally made a public tweet revealing their pay-per-scene to be over $3000. They’re the #1 site for gay porn so that’s probably higher than most gay porn sites, but it’s a lot more than “a couple hundred dollars.”

          • james_from_cambridge

            If you believe that tweet was real or accidentally leaked, I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

          • ElenorRigby

            According to guys who worked for them (who don’t have any reason to lie), that’s how much they pay. But I’m sure you (who can’t tell the difference between a full-length movie and a trailer) know MUCH better.

        • bambinoitaliano

          There are still market left in the south for the closeted homophobes. I heard the Vatican and catholic churches around the world are some of the best customers that still support the porn industry.

          • james_from_cambridge

            Are these people mentally challenged? Why would they pay and use a card and leave a trail when they can just go watch free shit on a heavily trafficked website like Pornhub? People are stupid.

          • bambinoitaliano

            Look at Josh Duggar.

          • james_from_cambridge

            Excellent point.

          • ElenorRigby

            the “free shit” isn’t really that easy to find anymore. I have looked for Titan movies out there and can’t find more than maybe 3 or 4 of them. Obviously they’re still making money or they wouldn’t be making movies.

          • james_from_cambridge

            Here you go, although there are only a few thousand of them for free here. (You’ll have to turn off the adult filter.)

            http://www.myvidster.com/search/?q=titan+men&filter_by=myvidster&page=2

          • ElenorRigby

            honey, those are all 2 or 3-minute trailers. Those aren’t the full movies. Scenes by the big studios like Falcon and Titan and Raging Stallion are all about 45 minutes long ending up with movies that are over 2 hours long once they make it to DVD.

          • james_from_cambridge

            Jesus you’re a hard queen to please! Have some patience and look through the individual videos…there are some long movies there. And who watches full length porn? Don’t you skip around to the good parts?

            Here…I went past the first page and got you three videos.

            http://www.myvidster.com/video/40731441/Titan_Men_-_XVIDEOSCOM (20 mins)

            http://www.myvidster.com/video/30563901/Titan_men_folsom_prison_-_BoyFriendTVcom (25 mins)

            And here’s a 40 minute one.

            http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1739829756

            All this took me two minutes to find.

          • ElenorRigby

            The first one is a 20 year-old scene that’s from a defunct studio. It stars Tom Katt, for crying out loud. He’s been working as a youth pastor since the 90s. The second is half a scene from a 10 year-old movie. The other two are full scenes but they’re about 3-4 years old and I bet they won’t be up for long. My point is that while you may find that low-quality streaming, no-downloads, have to look for them and maybe you’ll find something thing might work for you, but obviously enough people are willing to pay for it or they wouldn’t be in business at all.

          • Reality.Bites

            There are, however, torrent sites that offer full-quality downloads of the latest offerings from the “major” “studios”

          • ElenorRigby

            oh for sure. There’s always some way to get what you want for free. Not denying that. Just pointing out that the studios wouldn’t’ be making the movies if they weren’t making money from them.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Cash at a store. If you still can. Philly’s been scrubbed of all but 2 retail outlets.

          • Reality.Bites

            I don’t know. But Canada has about half a dozen hard-core porn channels available on cable and satellite that cost about $20 a month, so presumably there’s a market for it. The video stores have pretty much disappeared.

            Right now I bet you’re all thinking, “OK, so how is he going to manage to tangentially connect this to a Glee music video like he always does?”

            Like this:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8cYfAa_-O4&spfreload=10

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5y_7qfvh48&spfreload=10

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUYEDvvf75w&spfreload=10

          • james_from_cambridge

            You’re an awesome kind of disturbed.

          • Reality.Bites

            Hey, I didn’t make the damn movie! There is, I discovered a few years ago, a sub-genre of straight porn that parodies well-known TV and movie properties.

            http://www.hustlerparodies.com

            Including the Golden Girls. Do NOT follow the link if you don’t want to see Sophia doing what we all thought only Blanche did.

          • Reality.Bites

            And it seems Tina Fey may no longer have the funniest Sarah Palin impersonation.

          • KCMC

            ^^ this is actually hilarious script/plot…TMZ published script…begins with 2 Russian soldiers who happen upon an Alaskan hearth scene.
            Read with straight buddy and we laughed ourselves wet.

          • james_from_cambridge

            You all but dared me to follow the link and now I feel sick.

            http://www.hustlerparodies.com/dvd/2299/this-aint-the-golden-girls-xxx

          • Reality.Bites

            It’s one thing to see a straight sex scene in a movie and quite another to see the close-ups and detail in straight porn.

        • CB

          But we’re talking in the aggregate. The performers are getting much less to be sure, and they really are suffering. But when you count ads subscriptions and diversified revenue streams, the people who own the businesses are doing just fine.

    • ElenorRigby

      There are a few. Men.com easily has that much and Titan probably does, too. They reportedly make more money letting out their mansions to the Palm Springs rental market. Sean cody was reportedly sold for 8 million dollars. Bel Ami also owns most of those huge houses they shoot in and make a fortune renting them out.

      you’re right that most of the small studios are tiny operations but the big guys all made their fortunes back in the 80s and 90s and now just cruise on the battleships full of cash that they made.

      • Jimmie Z

        Their biggest expense is fresh bed linens.

    • Stev84

      They certainly have a million. But investing that much money into one movie is a silly idea.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Remember, I think james_from_cambridge is talking about $1M cash in hand, and I agree with him

    • Robincho

      Um, excuse me, I have a Mr. James Holmes on line one…

      • james_from_cambridge

        What now?

  • bambinoitaliano

    Can he bring along his own photographer? Wonder if he will be demanding a Downton Abbey sets.

  • Larry Larson

    Mr Carson is not amused!

    • KCMC

      talk, no. watch, perhaps.

  • CB

    Tag team with Lindsey Graham and the Pages. Call it “Seventeen-Seventy-Sex.” From a new meaning for Pocket Veto to offering a new slate of amendments only seen in the cloak room, you’ll need a strong Constitution to get through this.

    • LonelyLiberal

      “The Revolutionary Whore”

    • OdieDenCO

      Going down in Downton

      • seant426

        The Grantham Guzzler.

    • Jimmie Z

      Your creative writing prof must be s0 proud!

    • Robincho

      I wanna be the one banging his gavel when he finally achieves cloture…

    • Lindsey Graham would make a great Liberace.

  • Caprice Goldberg

    Yaasss!

    Joe Gage’s “Capitol HIll Bukkake” – I’d download it…

    • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

      Allen Silver would play his daddy, of course.

      • Octavio

        Mmmmmm . . . Allen Silver . . . . mmmm.

        • SilverWoof

          I’m a fan of you too Octavio.

          • motordog

            OMG! Allen Silver!!! I’mma swooning here! 😀

      • clay

        his “software developer” on that all-day plane flight to that private box at the NFL game?

      • SilverWoof

        I’m in. 🙂

        • seant426

          I’m here for you, too.

  • LonelyLiberal

    I wouldn’t pay to watch him bottom (you just know he’s a bottom), although I do enjoy many other Titan Men releases.

    It’s not like he’d do this anyway. Somewhere in Schock’s tiny mind is the idea that he’ll be the comeback kid in Republican politics. Bet on it.

    • Robincho

      Well, yeah, he’d end up with cum on his back…

  • Blake Jordan

    Are there enough self-loathing faggots (aka gay rethuglicans) to make this film profitable, if they pay him that much…

    • bambinoitaliano

      I won’t underestimate the closeted homophobes and the churches willing to pay to watch him. $10 million maybe not. I think he can generate enough publicity to make some profit for Titanmen. Who knows, maybe some oil rich Arabian willing to pay a few millions to bed him.

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
  • Steven Leahy

    I can see him more in a twink-filled Catalina video than this.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
      • bambinoitaliano

        I have to look away before that pattern cause me seizure.

      • seant426

        I bet his asshole smells like Drakkar.

        • Rocco

          Truly lol. Thank you for my laugh of the day!

        • MattPS

          Correction: Drakkar NOIR.

          • seant426

            Meh. We all know what I meant. #stickler

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Cue the bang chicka bang music…

      • Rocco

        Even though he doesn’t seem the Titan type, I’d still watch/buy. If Joe Gage were involved, it’d be HOT! Otherwise, most likely novelty, or perhaps comedy. Miss Thing should definitely consider, I can’t imagine there are too many alternatives in his home district (Peoria,Ill.). At the very least, he should consult Howard Bragman about what to do with his “unfortunate situation.”

      • TitanMen

        We generally prefer hairier and more masculine men, but a big fat uncut cock sure would look pretty in that mouth of his!

        • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

          That could work. 😏

        • Jeffrey

          I would watch that. Id watch it so hard.

    • ElenorRigby

      Catalina? Jesus, Mr. Flintstone, when was the last time you saw a porn movie?

      • bambinoitaliano

        Oops I was gonna suggest Colt Studio.

        • Steven Leahy

          Nah, too butch for him LOL

          • Mark

            Hot Desert Knights? Not like I know much about them – –

            :-/

          • ElenorRigby

            HDK went out of business years ago and I think they were those “breeding cum dump HIV conversion fetish” movies made by what I’ll call “methy” old guys. He’s not butch enough for Colt but he’s way too young and healthy for those stink pitt movies.

          • Mark

            Shows how much I know about porn houses – Falcon was more my speed – –

          • coram nobis

            And William Higgins. And, yes, that was a while ago.

            When I was 21, it was a very good year,
            It was a very good year for city boys who lived upstairs,
            With 501s that came undone
            When I was 21 …

          • Mark

            I forgot about William Higgins – wasn’t that the height of the 70’s thick porn moustache? Al Parker I think wasn’t it??

          • coram nobis

            I believe so. Boys of Venice, also Buster Goes to Laguna. In fact, Schock sort of reminds me of Buster. Now he would certainly put a motion on the floor of the House.

          • seant426

            His Just Desserts: the Missing Redi-Whip, Part Douche.

          • Mark

            Maraschino cherry??

      • Steven Leahy

        LOL a looooong loooong time

    • bkmn

      I think he is more of an old Bijou type.

    • Jimmie Z

      I had him down as Bel Ami.

      • clay

        (Aaron wishes. but everyone ages.)

        • Reality.Bites

          Their first “superstar” Lukas Ridgston did one for them in 2013 when he was a few years older than Schock is now.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Oh, but he’s hot as hell at 40 and his peepee hasn’t aged a day!

          • Reality.Bites

            40 is the new 20. I wonder though, how young people perceive guys like him (and in a thread last night, Wilson Cruz and Randy Harrison) – to them are they daddies or thinks or what?

            And of course you’re never too old or saggy for straight porn, as long as you can still get it up. But I doubt Aaron has the required skills for straight porn.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Well, not too long ago I thought of a man in his 40s as a “daddy”. Now that I’m 4 years short of reaching the advanced age of 40 myself, *gasp*, my idea of a “daddy” has inevitably widened. However, people keep telling me that I look like I’m still in my late 20s, but I never considered myself a “twink”. So who knows what the younger generations think age-wise these days.

            I’m under the impression that the perception focus has switched from age (daddy vs. twink) to body shape (bears, cubs, wolves, otters, etc.). Perhaps it was always this way and I was never aware, which wouldn’t surprise me in the least?

            Per Aaron, I don’t think he’s got the required skills for porn (gay or straight) full stop. XD

          • james_from_cambridge

            Oh, my! He’s like a hotter Tom Cruise.

          • Acronym Jim

            DAMMIT! I had other stuff I needed to do today!

          • seant426

            What a shitty cropping job. LOL.

          • Reality.Bites

            That was my doing – I decided to err on the side of propriety.

            You can see it uncut (literally of course) at http://www.tlavideo.com/gay-forever-lukas/p-358720-3

  • jomicur

    He’s a whore, but not that kind.

  • Phillip in L.A.

    Well, Mr. Schock, you could do much worse!

    • charemor

      He is running up quite a large sum in attorney’s fees, so he might need the work.

  • Todd20036

    He’s pretty enough, but I wouldn’t want this quising to earn a damned cent after the money he’s stolen

  • Couldn’t they just film him having prison sex?

    • bambinoitaliano

      Those raw footage command higher price.

    • Jimmie Z

      Good morning, 🎶 Cruella!

    • Robincho

      I know you. You’re already thinking about the “hardened” criminals in Fidelio!…

    • Rocco

      Other than working with Titan, the only appealing alternative (to me).

  • Bill

    Not much into porn, but I remember reading some horrible things about Titan.

    They have been involved in setting people up in order to file copyright infringement claims against them, and collect money from them.

    https://torrentfreak.com/u-s-p2p-lawsuit-shows-signs-of-a-pirate-honeypot-110601/

    People who steal material should of course pay a penalty, but to actively mislead people in order to extort money seems more like the mafia than a porn studio.

    I’ll pass on ANYTHING this company is involved in. I like having BOTH my legs.

  • LovesIrony

    I prefer my porn stars having a big dick, not being one.

    • Jimmie Z

      Apparently, TitanMen.com knows something we don’t.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    ~Rep. Schock makes his appeal to the Congressional Black Caucus for some much-needed bipartisan penal reform. He just might get fill-a-bustered, though.~

  • clay

    If they were serious, they’d have Paul Ryan and Kenzinger look-a-likes lined up for him to “work out”.

    • Reality.Bites

      As long as they don’t have Ted Cruz and Chris Christie lookalikes.

      • clay

        Not even Aaron Schock is desperate enough to pretend to like Cruz.

    • HanyBaal

      And Jim Jordan.

  • McShane
    • Robincho

      Oh that Vienna, always on the prowl for sausage…

      • Cuberly

        Johnny Guitar, Beauty & the Beast & Sterling Hayden plays Beauty.

        (Love that ole bit.)

    • Jimmie Z

      My maternal grandma always said not to pair yellow and red.
      Granny was wrong.

      • seant426

        Perfectly acceptable if you’re a condiment.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Yellow and red always reminds me of (1) Ronald McDonald, (2) Iron Man and the Flash, and (3) the Shell sign.

        • coram nobis

          Also Kodachrome and the failed Southern Pacific-Santa Fe merger.

  • Jimmie Z

    A quote:

    At TitanMen.com we’ve been delivering you cinematic, award-winning gay porn video since 1995. We bring you high-quality updates of hardcore gay sex from the most masculine and big-dicked muscle men in the world. TitanMen.com delivers the best in jocks, daddies, and muscle studs who fuck like real men.

    So, if Aaron is anything like °this° guy, ti may make for good entertainment. Jus’ sayin’.

    [apologies to StraightGrandmother]

    • Ben in Oakland

      Keep that thing away from me. It looks like it’s loaded.

      • Acronym Jim

    • wineflask

      Do you have any reason to think @StraightGrandmother objects to pictures of young, healthy gentlemen in revealingoutfits? Most straight women don’t. (Unless you imply that the picture was taken and/or circulated without the model’s consent, that is).

      • Jimmie Z

        She prefers not to view revealing photos like this.

        • Reality.Bites

          I’m guessing (perhaps incorrectly) that she knows us well enough by now to avoid a thread that’s literally about porn.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Fellators gonna fellate.

  • clay

    So, with whom should he partner?

    • bambinoitaliano

      He has a type. Not sure if this one is still around.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        He’s the pass-around party bottom for a group of 19th century industrialists?

      • Ben in Oakland

        Michael glatze?

        • bambinoitaliano

          Is he that “professional photog”?

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            Yes, and Schock checked out his aperture on a regular basis.

      • seant426

        He looks like a male figure skater.

      • Rocco

        I would not pay to watch that. They seem much more likely to do each other’s hair.

    • james_from_cambridge

      The Ryan-Schock pairing would be in the Hate-Fuck Hall of Fame.

      I’m not crazy about the idea of watching Schock with a horse tho but hey, if you’re into it, no judgement!

    • Arkansan

      The Benham Brothers.

      • GanymedeRenard

        I hate myself for this, but I’d pay to see those two team-tagging him.

        • William

          I dont hate you for that.

          • GanymedeRenard

            You mean, you hate me for other things? XD

          • William

            No, I’m only expressing the same warped desire to see Schock perform in gay porn.

        • motordog

          You know what they say about twins…they ALWAYS experiment with each other…

          • charemor

            Exactly, they would be a good choice for Schock if they could stop doing each other. That pairing could make for an interesting DP.

    • Robincho

      That’s a lotta Anheuser for one little busch, even Aaron’s…

    • bkmn

      Give him what he deserves – Miss Lindsey and Josh Duggar for a threesome.

    • HAAAAAAA

      With the horse…… Did I say that!!!!!!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Potential titles:

    “Feel the Bern”
    “Loophole”
    “Rider”
    “Tabled”

  • Yes, but he’s an appalling human being. Joe, really, you want your name to be associated in any way with that corrupt corn-fed has-been with the gay man’s fashion sense of a bucket of glitter?

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Around the world in 80 minutes.”

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “A million and a half if we can tie you down with that belt.”

  • Lazycrockett

    It would have to be a Downton Abbey Parody.

    • DaddyRay

      Get Tom Branson, Matthew Crawley and Mr. Pamuk in on the scene.

      • TKW

        And don’t forget Thomas the butler. He SO needs to get laid.

        • DaddyRay

          Thomas would have to apply the lube and be ready with the towels

          • coram nobis

            “Is that all, sir?”

          • Robincho

            He could make sure the towels were extra “fluffy”…

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Aaron in Wonderland.”

  • Ben in Oakland

    He’s definitely a cute boy with a nice body. I’d do Aaron shock, but only if I had absolutely not idea who he was, and he kept his mouth either full or shut.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Two twinks, one cup.

  • Comixbear

    I’m willing to pay for him NOT to appear in a hardcore film.

  • EqualityForAll

    I wouldn’t want to roll around in bed with him. I’d be too afraid that those pec, trap, or tricep implants would burst open.

    • bambinoitaliano

      It his high maintenance I’ll be worry about.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        After losing 2 hours: “Your good side? You wanna know what your good side is? Face down.”

    • Jimmie Z

      Psychiatry is expensive.

  • Greg B.

    Hate to admit it but, I’d watch the f–k outta that.

  • Lakeview Bob

    If this gets a lot of media attention it would be a form of outing him big time instead of the usual snicker snicker. We know he is gay but I doubt that most people have caught on to it.

  • Cuberly

    OT: On a much more interesting note, that is if you’re interested.

    Carol Burnett accepts Life Achievement honors at SAG Awards

    http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/television/article/Carol-Burnett-accepts-Life-Achievement-honors-at-6796352.php

    • DaddyRay

      Loved that she wore Ugg Slippers on the Red Carpet

      • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

        I’m sure Aaron has a belt in that same shade of green…

  • Duh-David

    Was it Groucho Marx who said, “Republican Congressmen should be obscene and not heard?”

  • gamera87

    The bottom shaming here is not surprising, but disgusting nonetheless. So many gay men associate degradation with bottoming.

    • zhera

      Not just GAY men. It’s a male thing, and even female sometimes, to see being penetrated as being less masculine and less worth.

      I’d say straight men are worse at this than gay men.

      • gamera87

        Of course, but the point is that even gay men do this, loud and proud on this gay blog.

        • Reality.Bites

          I rather suspect that most of the ones doing it are loud and proud bottoms. Folks here say a lot of things they know in their heart of hearts aren’t polite or politically correct. I don’t see it changing anytime soon.

  • sfbob

    Pay me $1million and I’d fuck him. As the punchline to the old joke (attributed to Bertrand Russell) has it, I know what that makes me; now we’re just negotiating the price.

  • John T

    Scene 1: Schock gets a visit from an important Wall Street lobbyist who wants a financial reform bill gutted. The lobbyist is very, let’s just say, persuasive. Cigar play ensues.

    Scene 2: Schock is interviewing an ambitious young college student for an internship in Schock’s fabulously decorated Capitol Hill office. The boy’s resume isn’t very strong, but he “nails” the interview.

    Scene 3: Shock catches two of his Republican congressman colleagues toe-tapping in the steamroom of the Congressional gym. Schock: “I won’t tell anyone what I saw, as long as you…” *looks down suggestively, drops towel*

    • anne marie in philly

      GREAT scenes! 🙂

    • Larry Larson

      And a bondage scene involving cerulean belts and mauve plaid hankies?

    • coram nobis

      Scene 4: the musical number at the Naval Procurement Subcommittee, in which the Congressman performs multiple Acts of Congress and shoots his seamen.

      Are you ready for your close-up, Mr. Congressman?

      • Edmund Allin

        Acts of congress! 😀

  • Greg B.

    They should make a similar offer to Ammon Bundy. Won’t he be facing some hefty legal bills? An Ammon/Aaron scene…

    • Sam_Handwich

      now all they need is a top

      • danolgb

        Ryan Payne..

        • Sam_Handwich

          excellent

          casting complete for Jokesnack Mountain

          • coram nobis

            The working title was “How The West Was Hung”

          • seant426

            Saddle Whores.

          • danolgb

            Set on a blue tarp.

      • seant426

        LMAO.

      • motordog

        *Sigh* Oh well…if I must…but it will be the sleaziest sex I’ve ever been paid for…

        • Gianni

          But………..you would take one for the team, right.

        • zhera

          Key words:

          “…I’ve ever been paid for.”

          You filthy dawg!

      • McShane

        Clint Taylor.

    • Gianni

      I’d like that one, too, but he’d have to top a guy and cum in his butt, give a BJ and take the load. Shame him totally.

    • TitanMen

      LOL, we’re afraid Ammon might actually accept!

  • Ron

    How he would Typify and Transform The TiTan brand into a nasTy biT of inside-The-belT-way Tongue in cheek fanTasy, one can only imagine The ploT!

    • coram nobis

      Very good! Can you say “Titus the tailor told ten tall tales to Titania the titmouse”? — “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to the Capitol”

  • coram nobis

    I suppose, Joe, this demonstrates both product plug and “product placement” in a new way. Can hardly wait for you to run the “previews of coming attractions.”

  • bob

    Let’s see, Aaron Schock, Ammon Bundy, Will Morefield and Track Palin. ! Yea, I’d watch that ! lol

  • camel54

    “Both brains and brawn” . He’s a bloody republican AND he committed the unforgivable sin of getting caught out stealing. So where do the brains figure in this? The man is just vain and as thick as two planks.

  • Joe knows who I am.

    So he could be a prissy, pushy bottom on screen again?

    No thanks.

  • glass

    Would it be a schock if Aaron had a small cock?

    • grada3784

      We’d find that not only was his small cock a schock, but it was a complete schlock.

      • coram nobis

        I would be schocked, schocked to learn that.

    • Jimmie Z

      TitanMen wouldn’t be making their generous offer, in that case.

      Apparently, his legend precedes him.

    • Gianni

      Wouldn’t matter to me. The turn on is that he is subverting himself for money.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Actually, the shot of him and his gym “buddy” above gives you a decent peen outline in his grey shorts. Hangs slightly to the right and nothing to write home about. Looked for a friend.

  • grobi

    You know I’m kind of surprised that he’s still not out . I thought he would have had a PR orchestrated come to Jesus moment by now .

    • coram nobis

      “Come” to “Jesus?” That’s blasphemy — and a possible script idea for the sequel.

  • motordog

    Can they get Ammon Bundy to fuck him?

  • Ginger Snap

    Even though he’s a republican his porn wouldn’t be sleazy enough for my taste. I’ll pass.

  • Mark Lewis

    Aaron Schock’s Errant Cock : Hungary

    • coram nobis

      No, he puts the Poland Hungary. It’s a European Union that even Sarah could see from her front porch.

      • Mark Lewis

        hehehehehe

      • Mark Lewis

        Porch reference may get you the nudie shot that all my straight gfs want. 😉 *has another drink*

  • Ninja0980

    No thank you, self-loathers are a major turnoff for me.

  • Robert Conner

    After the Congress, a career in porn would be a big step up. And no one can deny he has the exhibitionist gene.

    • coram nobis

      Besides, when you’ve screwed the whole country, one (two or three) at a time is an easy reach.

    • lymis

      After Congress, whoring for pay would be more of a lateral move. But it would involve a better class of people.

  • He’s so got a small penis.

    • DaddyRay

      Not sure about that, his ears are rather big

      • Silver Badger

        Handles are nice. The size of his penis is not particularly important when he is on his knees in front of you or on his belly underneath you.

  • dcurlee

    I hate what he stands for and hate myself because I’d still do him

  • Blobby

    I’d be on board if it were Treasure Island Media.

  • Dale082

    No please, just … NO. There is nothing remotely sexy about that Queen.

  • Gordon.

    Film him in chaps and boots, in a sling. Oh, yeh !

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    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Aaron… I know you’re trying alternatives to the Titan offer, but that won’t work here.

  • Justin

    Ick. Just ick.

  • Paul

    We already know what position he is in bed.

    The only question is…how does he like it? Doggy? Missionary? Cowboy?

  • Diogenes Arktos

    brains? since when did porn care about brains? (except perhaps for Colby Keller)