Ted Cruz Channels Eugene Delguadio

“Joe, you’re my last resort. This is the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I’m emailing you again because you’re one of a trusted few. I’ve got less than 36 hours to raise $126,000 or risk letting you and all of the dedicated volunteers in Iowa down. The latest polling shows that Donald’s attacks against me are swaying voters, and unless we can hit this goal and give our volunteers the resources they need — we may not turn out enough voters for the Iowa Caucus.

“I don’t know about you, but I’m not ready to quit. If I can’t count on you, one of my closest supporters, then I could be in serious trouble. Please don’t let that happen! I won’t give up on you, and I will not give up on our country. Will you back me? For liberty! – Ted Cruz, recent graduate of the Eugene Delguadio School Of Histrionic Money Begs, LLC.