Tony Perkins Endorses Ted Cruz

Surprising absolutely no one, tonight hate group leader Tony Perkins “exclusively” appeared on Megyn Kelly’s Fox News show to endorse Ted Cruz. Perkins carefully stipulated that his is a personal endorsement and not one from the “non-profit groups I run.”

That leaves the door open for the Family Research Council to endorse Trump should he win the GOP nomination. Perkins also declared that he likes Trump, but he just likes Cruz better “because I know him and I’ve worked with him for years.”

Last month we learned that Perkins had organized secret meetings of well-known evangelicals, where he led the pressure for the group to unanimously endorse Cruz. A slew of Cruz endorsements followed, but apparently Perkins decided that he’d play kingmaker and deliver his at the last moment while Cruz is sagging in the Iowa polls.

  • DaddyRay

    This will make Cruz losing all the more delightful

  • Jude Newton

    Ted Cruz sure has a variety of nuts in his bowl.

  • safari2bongaloo

    My God. The Trumpeters make me want to hug Megyn Kelly. I feel… confused and dirty. The former worries me.

  • Breaking: Ammon Bundy in custody.

    • DaddyRay
    • Cuberly
    • safari2bongaloo

      Mmm. I want to feel it all over my body.

    • DaddyRay

      By chance did they have any dildos on them

      • kcken

        *hidden in

        I hope it was a full cavity search at the traffic stop.

      • Marc

        A dildo could be used as a splint if necessary

        • DaddyRay

          Hints from Heloise

    • WhoDat

      About damn time.

    • pch1013

      And a thousand bear-themed prison fantasies were born.

      • Michael Rush

        A large percentage of the room would still ” do ” Ammon Bundy , but only Jalapeno has Ryan Bundy fantasies .

        http://shtfplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bundy-brothers.jpg

        • Ryan Bundy?

        • Paula

          If that guy to Bundy’s left was arrested, he is gonna’ have a hard time in prison.

          • Joe in PA

            he looks like he has a big ol’ chaw in his mouth. I recognize that living in PA as I do. 😉 Gross.

          • kcken

            I think he had a stoke or something… dunno. #speculation

          • Marc

            He was hit by a car as a young kid and it left severe nerve damage

          • ColdDesert

            Chaw or just inbred, I can’t tell.

      • Paula

        Maybe we can have rancher in prison porn stories!!!!

        • B Snow

          The great thing about fanfic and Rule 34 is that there are almost no limitations. 🙂

    • Michael Rush

      ( hard to say if these are facts … )

      Two people have been shot and Ammon Bundy is in custody, according to a YouTube live stream by Pete Santilli, who was speaking outside a hospital in Burns.

      Santilli, a self-styled journalist, took to social media to discuss the breaking development late Tuesday afternoon. He also reported that the FBI has told the protesters at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge that they are free to go and need to leave immediately.

      • safari2bongaloo

        Shot. Oh, dear.

      • Check social media

        • Michael Rush

          someone said ” The identity of the militant killed in the highway shootout is not yet being released. “

    • Paula

      YAY!! I don’t know why they let this go on so long.

      • DaddyRay

        I would assume to not give them any PR

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          Maybe they were just laughing as had as we were at their wish list.

          Seriously though, I think the Obama administration was just doing everything it could to avoid another “Janet Reno moment” for the Dems ahead of the election. Cuz you know those fuckers would have set the place on fire if the feds had gone in.

      • LonelyLiberal

        Nobody, at this point, could say that the government has been anything but exceptionally fair.

        Plus, bird watching station, January, not really needed right now.

    • kcken

      Two people shot. Ugh.

      • Paula

        Was one Tony Perkins?

        • kcken

          As much as I might like that, I’d rather he stick around for a long time and watch our community not only grow, but thrive. His days are numbered as it is…

          • Joe in PA

            as much as I despise the spokes-douches, I don’t think he hates us…he HATES the idea of losing his source of $$s.

          • kcken

            True, but his hate speeches do nothing but fire up and inspire the religious crazy flock who are hell bent on refusing to offer LGBT people any services. It’s NO co-incidence that these religious freedom bills are gaining traction.

      • DaddyRay

        Would love to hear that they ended up shooting themselves

        • kcken

          More worried it was some of the local authorities. It’s not like they needed that shit-storm of stupid descending on their bird watching area.

    • Cuberly
    • Alan43

      Don’t know if I trust Santilli to give an accurate report

      • Cuberly

        Les Zaitz is a local reporter that has been following the story from the beginning. He’s issuing updates via his twitter account.

        https://twitter.com/LesZaitz

    • Cuberly

      Well, they arrested Fuzzy Unicorn.

      https://twitter.com/LesZaitz/status/692180026435989504

      • Piet

        “Bodyguard to the Bundys”? Like, all those guns and all that tough talk wasn’t enough for their egos?

    • Jimmie Z

      Sometimes the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun
      really is a good guy with a gun.

      • LonelyLiberal

        And jaywalking, apparently. 🙂

    • Cuberly
    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Who does Ammon Bundy endorse?

    • McShane

      LaVoy Finicum shot by officers at the scene. What the hell were they doing in Burns?

      • Bryan

        Ugh, poor guy.

    • Mark

      Raw story is also reporting that Mr. “high profile get the dicks off my table” got out before the bust.

      http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/high-profile-militant-jon-ritzheimer-flees-home-to-arizona-hours-before-feds-spring-trap/

    • Tigernan Quinn

      Yeah, there was a whole story about that, which was not this one.

  • TuuxKabin

    I brace myself and cringe whenever there is a post about this guy, he looks so much like an odious boss I had for 10 years in non-profit. Like a haunting bad dream.

  • kcken

    And ONCE again, we have Megan giving free time to these religious wack-jobs that wouldn’t get the time of day from any legit journalist organization.

    Of COURSE all these “Family” focus groups support Cruz, he hates the gays, their single source of income.

  • delk

    Hi Ted! Hi Josh! Thank you Tony!

    • Joe in PA

      Family…indeed. Ugh.

      • Homo Erectus

        Finger Family.

    • Ninja0980

      He’ll just shout the name Terry Bean and pretend that he never heard of Josh Duggar.

  • Jimmie Z

    Thread hijack — completely off-topic [Malheur wildlife refuge, OR]:

    • Homo Erectus

      Good.

  • David Walker

    It’s because of Tramp’s 2 Corinthians fuck-up, isn’t it, Tony? Huh?

    • LonelyLiberal

      Yesterday I had sex on 2 Corinthian leather couches. Does that count?

      • Homo Erectus
      • Joe in PA

        was the sex that wild that you needed 2 or did you have sex twice. #inquiringminds 🙂

        • LonelyLiberal

          Twice. But I probably would have done him twice anyway.

  • Gustav2

    Shocking!

  • PLAINTOM

    Will this split the Klan vote ?

    • Octavio

      The Cave Bear faction is still foraging out at the city dump, so . . . hard to say.

  • Homo Erectus

    Toni, honey – you’re such a jezus whore. You’d endorse Josh Duggar if you thought it might bring in more filthy lucre…oh wait…….

  • Octavio

    One militiaman protester dead one other wounded. Six in federal custody. Charged with “conspiracy to impede federal officers from doing their duties . etc., etc., etc . . . ” Sorry, but one being shot dead isn’t enough. I’m sure many of you will disagree, but Darwin and stuff, you know.

    Woopsies! Wrong thread. LOl!

    • LonelyLiberal

      I’m simply past the point of caring. One dead, one wounded, six dead, whatever. As long as they shut up and I don’t have to hear about them ever again.

  • DaddyRay

    They were considered Armed and extremely dangerous

  • abel

    It figures that Miss Tonette would support this fellow lunatic. Cruz is very smart, and very, very scary. I don’t think he’ll win this time, but he’s not going away. He is one of the biggest dangers this country faces. I think he’s a psychopath.

    • Falconlights

      Nailed it. We need to be vigilant so that a-holes like him never see the inside of the White House unless it’s on a tour.

  • bkmn

    Does anyone have stats on how the last few Presidential candidates Tony has backed have done?

  • LonelyLiberal
  • Ninja0980

    One asshole endorsing another.

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    Tony Perkins would endorses Hitler if he could.

  • Richard B

    Are we surprised that the infamous hate group leader and odious bigot, Tony Perkins has endorsed the most universally despised bigoted senator in congress for president of the United States?

  • Sarah Elm

    This proves Trump saying that Kelly is biased, after all, Fox is “establishment”.

  • I am surprised he couldn’t get a fullcourt press conference. All networks really love having him on.

  • anne marie in philly

    who cares what this asswipe says!

  • Dale Snyder

    What a SHOCKER! The only statements out of that fat ass are praising the imaginary skyfairy and the vile hatred of gay people. The “if and only ifs” for the piece of vile shit that is Perkins.

  • j.martindale
  • Sam_Handwich

    The Trump/Kelly/Fox feud continued into 3:44 AM

    what a shitshow

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/692312112115380224

  • lymis

    Is there any way we can enforce this idea that Tony is exclusively on the Megyn Kelly show? I mean, I wouldn’t wish him on anyone, but if we can keep him only appearing there, the rest of us can get on with our lives.

    • Bj Lincoln

      I would be nice if FOX was the only place he shows up. Some day.

  • 5moreminutes*imtired

    Ending months of speculation and behind the scenes jockeyi……ng……..zzzzzz.

  • Thorn Spike

    Yet another kiss of death.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    More Duggary from the man who support jiggery pokery.