Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson’s Latest Loony Rant: A Homosexual Has Ruined The World [AUDIO]

According to Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson, all of the Western countries in the world will collapse and we’ll all resort to cannibalism (probably) because of the economic theories of John Maynard Keynes. Swanson rants:

“It will be interesting to know that a homosexual ruined the world. Somebody will indeed write the story about this in the year 2060 or 2070, no doubt. This will be the great exposé of how the world economies came down all because of a homosexual who was promiscuous, who was perhaps one of the most wicked, flagrantly licentious men who has lived in the modern world and he becomes the grandfather of the modern economies, bringing them all down. It makes a lot of sense: Sexual nihilism, of course, will produce sexual burnout, and that must be tied to economic burnout and epistemological burnout as well when societies lose the will to live.”

While Keynes’ voracious appetite for men was well-documented by his own diaries, he was actually bisexual and happily married to a Russian ballerina from 1925 until his death in 1946.

  • JT

    Girl, untwist your knickers. Surely, it would take at least two of us.

    • perversatile

      Don’t forget the stick.

    • Good Shot Green

      We gays have such immense power, according to the haters.

  • Michael Rush
    • Snarkaholic

      He WISHES some nuts would whack him in the face!

      • Duane Dimitrov

        Don’t we all?

        • Paula

          Uh…..No!

          • Duane Dimitrov

            Speak for yourself.

            How do you even post on JMG, given that your profile pic intimates you’re Linda Hamilton circa 1991?

      • Steverino

        One of my favorite bumper stickers (with a cute double-entendre): “God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.”

    • I used to have several barred rock chickens in my menagerie and let me assure you – they are far more intelligent than “pastor” Kevin Swanson. Way less hysterical acting, too.

    • Someone cut his head off and see if he keeps running around.

      *Humour; a joke. A play on the image of the chicken and the Henny Penny reference. NOT an actual call for the man’s gruesome death, if any right-wing folks are lurking, waiting to pounce on supposed left-wing violence. A long and deranged life for the man.

      • RJ Bone

        Disclaimers don’t matter. They’re so used to quote mining their bible, they’ll just take your first sentence and ignore the rest.

  • Treg.Brown

    “…flagrantly licentious men who has lived in the modern world…”

    Bullshit. That’s my title.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Back off! It’s been mine all along!

      (PS: Hi Treg!)

  • delk

    “The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones.”

    John Maynard Keynes

    • Duane Dimitrov

      Like primitive religion?

      I am shocked at the intimation!

    • Robincho

      John Maynard Keynes
      Had tunza breynes…

  • Gustav2

    Damn, here I was hoping it was all my fault!

  • PeterC

    +An absolutely psychotic individual.

    • Duane Dimitrov

      Yes, but I bet he’s raking in the Cashola.

  • Baby Dave

    Keynes delayed the collapse of capitalism by suggesting a compromise with Marxism. If he hadn’t put forth his General Theory, the capitalist countries WOULD have collapsed in an ugly way.

    I have mixed feelings about this, since that collapse would have allowed the Permanent Revolution to take place sooner, once the conditions of that collapse became unbearable. Still, I am glad things didn’t have to result in the immeasurable suffering that collapse would have caused for the time it lasted.

    • Octavio

      Well, I, for one, am glad the world economic collapse didn’t happen. Otherwise, I would have missed out on all of those unbearably long vacations in the family station wagon during the 1950s.

      Thanks Obam Maynard*. 🙂

      *BTW: Loved you on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis show.

      • Baby Dave

        LOL

  • Oh dear, what a drab person he is. We need to enlist Tinsel Man to sparkle him up a little bit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfodC3PQXkI

  • Michael Rush
  • Taylor

    2060 or 2070???

    Aren’t they all supposed to be raptured by then? They keep saying the 2nd coming is imminent, because of SSM.

    • It’s their freaking Super Bowl. They should be happy to have box seats.

    • Wynter Marie Starr

      I keep hoping for the rapture very soon. These people are tiresome and boring and I don’t enjoy stupid people.

      • Steverino

        The raptor to rid us of these dinosaurs would be good enough for me.

        • Wynter Marie Starr

          LOL, me too!

      • JT
        • Wynter Marie Starr

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        • Bj Lincoln

          That is funny! Thanks

        • TampaDink

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          • Good Shot Green
          • TampaDink

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          • Taylor

            I loved that opening!

          • TampaDink

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          • swimboy

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          • TampaDink

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          • vorpal

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            Such a great show with such a perfect ending.

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          • Mark

            flagged and reported to discus

        • TampaZeke

          Ok, I think I just peed a little!

        • safari2bongaloo

          This clip always made me smile… for so many reasons.

      • Mark

        I’ll just throw this in. The LP is a few years old – but one-of-us Joshua Kadison still brings a smile…

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBiA43rzjk

        • Wynter Marie Starr

          Interesting. I’ve never heard this before. It sounds a bit ’60’s to me.. I like it. Thanks.

          • Mark

            I have two of his LP’s. Both from the 90’s. They are easy to listen to – and the stories told are good ones. And, he is the sweetest man this side of the Mississippi.

          • TampaDink

            If only he weren’t so OLD! (He is 6 months older than me.)

          • Mark

            Grab that bird of youth – and pluck his friggin wings!

          • TampaDink

            I won’t put up a fight.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            I meant ’70’s. Beautiful words.

      • Ryan Hunter

        I have volunteered to take them to the take off site and I will even carry their luggage.

        • Wynter Marie Starr

          I’l drive but I won’t carry luggage.

          • coram nobis

            I’m sure Kevin Swanson will find someone to lift his luggage. And his teevee dinners.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            I’m pretty sure I’m the wrong gender for him anyway.

        • agcons

          They won’t need their luggage. I love thinking about how they’ll find out what “you can’t take it with you” really means.

    • Marc

      Fingers crossed

    • Baby Dave

      Oh no, I’m afraid you’ve misread that. So have they, for that matter.

      The bible doesn’t say they’re going to be raptured. It says, “ruptured”.

      All the christians in the world are going to develop hemmorhoids.

    • Duane Dimitrov

      Millenarianism is such a tired old trope with Christians.

      • Steverino

        Does that have anything to do with Easter bonnets?

        • Duane Dimitrov

          ????

          • coram nobis

            Steverino is referring to millinery. Given certain ladies’ penchant for big hats at Easter services, at least in the past, it’s a natch.

          • Duane Dimitrov

            My god, what decade did he drag that reference out from?

          • coram nobis

            The Harding administration, maybe.

          • Duane Dimitrov

            Indeed.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      I hope they get raptured soon. I have my Rapture Skeet Party all planned.

      • bkmn

        Have you trademarked that? You should.

      • Bernie Keefe

        Can I come, I’ll bring a bottle of Grey Goose?

      • olandp

        I just need a new car.

      • clay

        Pull!

      • This:

    • olandp

      Rapture or round-du for Obama’s FEMA camps, I don’t care but I just hope it is soon.

    • TampaZeke

      They’ve been saying that the second coming was imminent since 60 CE, and every year since because Jeezus is coming back when there are wars and rumors of wars and famine and pestilence, etc.

      Has there EVER been a time when those things DIDN’T exist?

      • TampaDink

        Nope. Not since before they started printing out the alleged holy scriptures.

        • ChrisMorley

          Also the dozen or so centuries before printing was invented, when they just had monks and scribes copying the Bible-Quran by hand.

          • Steve Teeter

            And often editorializing and altering things to conform with the doctrine of the day.

        • TampaZeke

          What do you mean “nope”? Paul, who allegedly wrote the first accounts of the alleged “second coming” allegedly lived from around 5 CE to around 67 CE which fit’s into the time I noted exactly.

          • TampaDink

            No worries, T.Z., I’ve spent almost all of my adult life here in death’s waiting room….I get the same slowed brain function during what we consider extreme cold temperatures.

    • D. J.

      If a gay man ‘ruins the world’, it will be a closeted, Dominionist preacher, swinging around his BuyBull like a prop on a production set.

      • clay

        “Look at that little Dutch boy, he’s hands are covered in mud. He must have brought the flood!”

        Keynes didn’t cause modernity, he recognized it.

    • Marides48

      They’ve been saying that for 2000 years!

  • bkmn

    Someone cranked his knob a little too much.

  • Jafafa Hots

    “It will be interesting to know that a homosexual ruined the world.”

    All right, who did it? Come on, ‘fess up.

    • It was me. I posted my confession below.

    • Gene

      no…no Jalepeno….thanks for taking the bullet for me, but…it was me…
      from the Lindburg baby to the blood moons to Sandy Rios bad plastic surgery and vinyl siding and aerosol cheese….it was…..it was ME!
      The SHAME!

      • William

        The French have an arrest warrant out for you over that spray cheese thing.

        • Octavio

          That and PAM.

          • Stubenville

            Don’t knock PAM; I spray it on my snow shovel. (You didn’t think I’d say that I ingest it, right?)

    • Snarkaholic

      *raises hand* It was I. Now that some bigoted hicks from the South have come to A.C. and tasted FRESH herbs, ARTISANAL breads, and entrees that haven’t been cooked every which way into mush, they’re causing Shit-Fil-A sales to plummet!

    • b

      What did we actually do? Serve our country faithfully, (which he hated), raised decent families (which he hated). I mean where does his hate propaganda flow into reality?? Just wanna know.

    • Matthew Delemos

      I’m Spartacus!

      • coram nobis

        I’m Brian!

    • TheManicMechanic

      I tried, but the best I could do was this blizzard. Try, try again I guess!

    • I.Smith

      The same person who has the weather machine.

  • Tom (Winnipeg)

    I didn’t know this guy was prone to cannibalism, but on closer look, I’m not at all surprised.

  • Guys, I’m sorry. I haven’t been truthful to all of you. This is all my fault. I’ve been masturbating to Japanese anime. Repeatedly. In fact, I’m doing it as I write this. I’m truly sorry that I ruined the world for you. Please forgive me.

    • Octavio

      So, what’s wrong with pubic hair? Huh? I’m asking. Yes. I’m talking to you! (or do I have anime mixed up with manga?)

      • coram nobis

        A truly classy follower of Japanese erotica prefers the Shunga/Ukeyo-e school. (You can look it up.) What’s good enough for the Tokugawa period is good enough for us.

        • Octavio

          A trick asked me to go up and see his collection of prints in his apartment once. Couldn’t walk straight for a week after that.

      • Yes

      • Raising_Rlyeh

        If you go with Yaoi then there is very little body hair, but then again that is gay erotica written and drawn by women for women.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Another cheap erection ploy.

    • fastlanestranger

      The only way I’ll forgive you is if it was to “Read or Die” or “Death Note”. Otherwise, no forgiveness for you.

    • tcinsf

      The weird tentacle shit, right? I thought so.

  • Gene

    what an idiot
    his ideas allowed millions to be aided during a time of depression, and helped maintain a business environment that allowed the largest and most successful economies on earth to thrive.
    damn right he was 1 ) brilliant 2 bi, and I am glad to say “a man who also loved other men was the one who told Rosevelt how to save millions from starvation during a depression, and then move beyond it”
    /
    this preacher is DERANGED…and atheists DREAM target for ridicule!

    • Wynter Marie Starr

      Yes, but people like this would be thrilled to see the non christian, non white, not complying, gay, feminist, pro choice, liberal bodies pile up.

      • popebuck1

        That’s a big part of the Rapture they’re especially looking forward to. Watching us all be burned in eternal fire is definitely part of the sales brochure.

        • Wynter Marie Starr

          Which makes them both sick and evil. Normal human beings don’t look forward to seeing other humans in pain. I’m an atheist, but leaving these people to their faith with their sociopathic godling seems appropriate.

        • D. J.

          Interesting how many people Christians have burned at the stake, only to declare them Saints for Gawd, Mary & Jeebus a few hundred years later.

    • popebuck1

      Seems weird to blame him for ruining things NOWADAYS, though, since nothing remotely Keynesian has come out of Washington since Reagan took over.

  • ultragreen

    I guess it will REALLY upset Pastor Kevin when he finds out that Jesus was gay.

    • No shit! (There’s a good case made that he was.)

  • So the 2060’s or 2070’s…in other words after he is already dead and gone and does not need to admit that he was wrong. Got it.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    It’s amusing that the exceedingly poor education these lunatics received didn’t allow them to learn the 2nd grade concept of cause and effect. They are worthy of mockery and nothing more.

  • pj

    went back in history and found a gay guy he could blame the assumed future collapse of western civilization on….. and they wonder why we think they are crazy.

    • coram nobis

      I would have blamed King James I. You know, the biggest fairy of the Protestant Reformation? The one who wrote the bible version that Swanson no doubt strokes off to? If there is a God, S/He’s truly ironic.

      • pj

        i blame howdy doodie just cause.

  • William

    Oh good, I thought it was all my fault.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Me, too. I mean, I thought it was all your fault..

      • William

        Gee, lead an uprising in the third grade and you’re marked for life.

        • Snarkaholic

          Protesting the lime green Jell-o in the school cafeteria, eh?

          • William

            I wanted the teacher burned at the stake, or fired, at the very least.

        • You laughed, LAUGHED, at the idea that it would go into your PERMANENT RECORD. ←(Scary font instead of caps)

  • One of the best things about 2060? Kevin Swanson will already be six feet under decomposing.

    • Octavio

      That gives me peace. Thank you.

    • Paula

      Hopefully, it will be long before 2060.

  • William

    Keynes’ mind was otherwise occupied during the Paris Peace Conference, when the details of the Treaty of Versailles were being worked out. Later he realized what a mistake he had made.

    • coram nobis

      Yes, but there was also Bretton Woods. See above.

  • radiofreerome

    I have become Fag, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    • Secure

      Good one!

  • History WILL keep remembering Keynes, but not the way you think. Of course, right-wingers’ grasp of history is on par with their grasp of humour, logic and common decency.

    • BearEyes

      and on par with home-schooling a very limited set of select dis-education.

  • GET THE NET!

  • DesertSun59

    People listen to zealots but zealots never deliver.

    • Necessitas

      The zealot always rings incessantly. 🙂

  • Ddinz

    I’m not one to go for the whole gaydar thing. That being said….just how far in the closet IS that guy?!? Sheesh…

    • He’s SO DEEP in, his closet is in orbit over Narnia, let alone sitting on the surface.

      • Necessitas

        He should go then. There are other worlds than these. 🙂

    • TampaDink

      It would take him days of travel towards the exit door to even reach Narnia.

  • Necessitas

    Swanson’s Grindr profile is probably interesting.

    • BearEyes

      define “interesting”. I’m thinking interesting in a psychopathic kind of way.

      • Necessitas

        Like: Dominant greying daddy seeks entire global LGBT population for 24/7 abuse/humil. No limits.

        • BearEyes

          hostage taking optional.

          • Necessitas

            Anyone with a larger picture of reality than he can plainly see humor in his strange machinations.

  • Jmdintpa

    maybe his head will just go ahead and explode at the horror of it all and we wont have to listen to anything else the asswipe has to say

  • radiofreerome

    Monetarism led to the collapse of the housing market, and Libertarian economics led to the collapse of banking and insurance. Keynesian economics has so far allowed us to avoid a full-scale depression and World War III.

  • Ninja0980

    Get the net already.

    • Snarkaholic

      Are he and Eu-queen D. related? I see a resemblance.

  • Natty Enquirer

    When will this great big pussy sore close up and stop spewing?

  • Curieux Bleu

    Many would prefer a Sunday morning knock at the door from a routine run of the mill murderer rather than one from Kevin Swanson, given that the standard murderer is only going to bother you the one time.

    Kevin would like to murder you over and over again. Now that really is rabid RAGE!

    • Snarkaholic

      And then hump your corpse!

      • TampaDink

        Corpse humping is the only means by which he can achieve orgasm.

        • Robincho

          “Gay necrophilia is fun!”, said Frank, in dead Ernest…

          • TampaDink

            Like every deceased…I’m just a boy who can’t say no….

          • Robincho

            So that WAS you, cozying up to William Sloane Coffin. I might knowed…

          • TampaDink

            Perhaps……………better than than Benjamin Coffin the 3rd.

  • Cuberly

    It’s been a long freakin week, I’m tired. I’m gonna open a beer & curl up on the couch and netflix my ass off. SO not into world destruction right now.

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1213151_o.gif

  • Richard Rush

    Obviously, Swanson refuses to acknowledge that the nations most accepting of their gay citizens are among the nations ranking highest in every measure of human achievement, prosperity, and general well-being ~ while nations under the stranglehold of religion that treat gays with vile contempt are among the nations ranking lowest in those measures. (Even within the United States a similar correlation can be seen, to some degree, among the states.)

    Apparently, Swanson is so lame and ineffectual as a religious leader that he has latched onto gay-bashing as his ticket to Christian stardom.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Just melt away already!

  • Reality.Bites

    Oh. Keynes.

    I was hoping it would turn out to be me.

    • Silver Badger

      I know I was surprised. Maybe next time. 🙂

  • Bert_Bauer

    Go meet your fucking maker already, fruitcake. Can we have the Surgeon General look into classifying Christian Talibanism as a mental disease?

  • shellback

    If the photo accompanying this post isn’t enough to tell you he’s a raving lunatic, then there’s nothing I can say to drive the point home deeper, and deeper, and deeper… oops, I digress.

    • coram nobis

      Be charitable! Maybe he was singing He Touched Me. It’s the Streisand Effect, when you sing it uncontrollably. “He touched mee, he touched meeeee, and sudden-ly, nothing, nothing, nothing is (gulp) …. THE SAME!!!”

      • TuuxKabin

        True, there’s that.

    • TuuxKabin

      Like Cruz’s ol’ man, the expression on his face looks like he’s getting the cock of death up his ass.

      Thanks, whoever posted that. It comes in handy.

  • coram nobis

    Gee, and I thought it was all the fault of Harry Dexter White. He was the US Treasury guy that defeated Keynes at the battle of Bretton Woods in 1944, and the postwar system was his fault. Ranting preacher needs to do more research. Besides, Dexter White wound up being accused of being a Soviet agent, so there’s a juicier story in all that.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Dexter_White

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/WhiteandKeynes.jpg/220px-WhiteandKeynes.jpg

  • WhoDat

    He actually sounds pretty jealous and angry that no man wants him.

    • TampaDink

      He’s lowered his standards to rock bottom…and still no one will top him, so his jealous, angry, psychobabble are his only outlet.

    • Snarkaholic

      I can’t believe his wife shagged him 5 times. I hope none of those kids look anything like him.

      • Friday

        I doubt any counted as a ‘shag’ so much as “Oh, I won’t tell anyone.”

    • Friday

      Starving people have no concept of ‘enough.’

  • BudClark

    Keynesian economics will destroy the world because Keynes was bisexual.

    Got it.

    • TampaDink

      Old school bi-phobia.

  • nycmcmike

    Can this self loathing closeted coward just sit down and STFU already?

  • Orion Dumptee

    man oh man, this dude is seriously whipped…..

  • Ryan Hunter

    It’s obvious that he is mentally ill.

    • anne marie in philly

      or just [shoe]batshit fucking loony tunes!

  • bsinps

    Where are the white jackets when we need them. This guy needs to be put in a looney bin quickly. The sky is falling the sky is falling …… right. And I don’t think he’ll be around in 2070. Just saying

  • TampaDink

    Gosh, this makes PERFECT sense….a man that very few people ever heard of was able to control the world economy even 70 years after he died. Imagine how much stronger his power would have been if he were 100% homo!

    • agcons

      I wonder if he really means Milton Friedman.

      • TampaDink

        I wonder if he really believes anything that he’s ever said.

      • coram nobis

        Maybe he meant Edward Everett Horton.

        • agcons

          Each has three names, so it’s quite possible. He may even have meant Mary Tyler Moore.

  • Lane

    This “logical” jump is making my head hurt.

    “It makes a lot of sense: Sexual nihilism, of course, will produce sexual burnout, and that must be tied to economic burnout and epistemological burnout as well when societies lose the will to live.”

    Also, WTF is “sexual nihilism”?

    • Friday

      Punk rock definition of nihilism is “Everything sucks and nothing matters.” I’m sure there’s a Fundie kink in there.

  • Homo Erectus

    When, exactly am I supposed to experience sexual burnout? This idiot is projecting again.

    • TampaDink

      If you are concerned about that time growing near, call me before it is too late.

    • Friday

      You’ll know you’ve experienced sexual burnout when you start spouting economic theories that….epistemologically fail next century, according to some lunatic hate preacher? I guess you’d better pace yourself if you want to expound any interational monetary theories in flagrante today. 🙂

  • Hysterical thieving pedophile says what?

  • Bad Tom

    You know, I don’t actually base my economic decisions on the theories of John Maynard Keynes, or anyone else. I just buy stuff, try to save enough to not starve when I’m old, and try not to fuck up too much.

    I’m glad that Keynes was a licentious bisexual. It shows freedom from stupid iron-age mythology. We need more of that. Booyah!

    • Friday

      Also hating LGBT people makes Reaganomics actually work, even though to all appearances and balance sheets it fails utterly over and over! Cause Jeezus!

  • John Maynad Keynes was my father.

    • Silver Badger

      That would make you a lot older than you appear in your picture.

    • coram nobis

      Come over to the dark side with your father, Luke.

  • rabbit_ears

    Tell that to Alexander the Great you slatternly string of nose drool.

  • Friday

    I’m gonna post this reply on its own, cause.

    You’ll know you’ve experienced sexual burnout when you start spouting
    economic theories that….epistemologically fail next century,
    according to some lunatic hate preacher. I guess you’d better pace
    yourself if you want to expound any international monetary theories in
    flagrante today. 🙂 Basically, if you’re unsure your economic theory
    will be perceived to exist in the future, you’re obviously having too
    many sexes about it in the process, which is probably why supply-side
    denialists are so skeevy. It’s the Invisible Future Penis Of The
    Market, you see. That’s why future economists will look back on wise TV
    preachrs who want to execute gay people and nod their heads sadly and
    say, “If only Keynes had prodigiously schtupped only women according to
    the Bible, Reagan, and Objectivism, we wouldn’t be wondering if
    modern monetary theory actually existed, and our ancestors would have
    become kings by buying Gold…Bonds… In powder form.”

  • AtticusP

    Thanks, Kevin.

    Just doing my part, don’tcha know?

  • Friday

    Dag, though. This guy’s idea of the year 2060 goes a long way toward explaining why the Christian Right in Congress is actually in favor of lead poisoning.

  • Robert Conner

    Whoa there, Pastor Kev! 2060 or 2070 you say?!?! Jesus will have Returned way before then and all the Jews will have converted to Christianity and all the Good Christians will have flown up into the Clouds to meet Trumpet Jesus and Armageddon and the Homo Muslim Antichrist bow wow wow, quack, quack, quack because God’s Holy Spirit has inspired all those televangelical Prophets of the Lord to drop amazing predictions of The End of The World from their well-oiled Prophecy Sphincters so it must all be True!

  • Robincho

    Would that Kevin had come to his Swansong long before this…

  • thatotherjean

    Yet another right-wing religious nut case seriously in need of the psychiatric care they don’t believe in.

    • TampaDink

      ..”another right-wing religious nut case seriously in need of the psychiatric care”…

      Which means…..ALL of them.

  • Lawerence Collins

    Tho doth protest too much!

  • NeverEclipsed

    This is really upsetting. it’s the kind of thing that propagates hate in ignorant people and it gets taken out on lgbt people. I’d imagine nobody takes him seriously but he had presidential candidates speak at his event, this is not ok. 🙁

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  • Bill

    I’m gonna leave this here just in case you’d like to reconsider, Pastor Swanson.

  • Acronym Jim

    Apparently, nobody has told Swanson that Keyne’s opposite it the economic world, Milton Friedman, was also pro-LGBT.

    But it’s interesting to think that Swanson believes Jesus was a supply-sider advocate of voodoo economics.

  • Grafxbear

    “It will be interesting to know that a homosexual ruined the world.”

    Really??? Well, considering the history of Christianity I don’t think we’ll ever be able to catch up to religions atrocities. But thanks for the encouragement.

  • jomicur

    A homosexual has ruined the world? Does he mean Jesus Christ?

  • grada3784

    It must be because Dick Cheney channeled Keynes with his “Ronald Reagan proved deficits don’t matter” comment.

  • Gerry Fisher

    In that picture, he looks sane. Kinda.