NOM “Demands” President Obama Leave Empty Seat At SOTU To Represent 50 Million American Bigots

L to the O to the L. Via press release:

The National Organization for Marriage (NOM) today sharply condemned President Obama for inviting Jim Obergefell, one of the plaintiffs whose case was used by the US Supreme Court to impose same-sex ‘marriage’ on the nation, to attend the State of the Union speech and called for the Republican leadership to set aside a vacant seat in the front of the chamber in honor of the missing 50 million voters whose votes were stolen by the Supreme Court ruling in the Obergefell v Hodges case.

“It’s an outrage that President Obama is honoring the extermination of true marriage in our nation’s laws as a result of an anti-constitutional, illegitimate ruling of the US Supreme Court,” said Brian Brown, NOM’s president. “President Obama is trying to honor something that is completely dishonorable because it strips from the law the truth of marriage as the union of one man and one woman, and substitutes a fiction from the left that marriage can be anything you want it to be.”

Brown also pointed out that since the Obergefell ruling imposing gay ‘marriage’, countless Christian small business owners have been subjected to extreme punishment by the government for refusing to abandon the truth of marriage.

“If the President wanted to do justice concerning this ruling, he would have invited all the people of faith who have been victimized by it — bakers, florists, photographers, nonprofit groups, etc. — and apologized to them and the American people for the supreme lie that is same-sex ‘marriage.’ The Obergefell ruling has exposed the falsehood that there would never be consequences for redefining marriage, our most fundamental and important social institution.”

And by “countless” Brown is referring to the literal handful of businesses so far fined for breaking state law.

  • pickypecker
    • Nicholas Rostov

      Our president is soooooooooooooooooo dreamy. Sigh.

  • Gustav2

    “business owners have been subjected to extreme punishment by the government ”

    Yes, Gitmo now has a Christianist overcrowding problem.

    • bkmn

      Brian is welcome to do some prison time if he wants.

    • RoFaWh

      Let’s rephrase that without the code words:

      Many business owners dislike regulation because they don’t care who they kill, cheat, or poison.

  • bsinps

    You got Kim so shut your tray NOM!

    • Blake Jordan

      She has had enough men in her to serve as proxy for the anti-LGBT (bowel) movement!!!

    • PLAINTOM

      He’s still pissed because Staver already milked that cow.

      • safari2bongaloo

        And with those teets it took quite a long time… (How dare any of you think I am talking about Saint Kim).

      • MarkOH

        Ugh. I just threw up in my mouth at that visual.

      • bsinps

        Now I sat in at the House of Representatives and I don’t think those seats will fit that cow unless she’s taking up 2 seats for her alone.

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      But there are so, so many closet cases and cuckolds who need special guests to avoid suspicion!

    • David Walker

      There will be an empty chair there by virtue of Miss Kim sitting in it. Talk about a real nothing…

      • OdieDenCO

        by that logic, most of the chamber will be empty.

      • Robincho

        A heavy, stupid, oily nothing, to be sure, but a nothing nonetheless…

  • bkmn

    It’s Brian again…

  • Michael Smith

    How dare President Obama acknowledge a historically important event that happened since his last SOTU.

  • Duane Dimitrov

    It should ALWAYS be pointed out that Brian Brown:

    1.) Makes a salary of approx. $500K per year.

    2.) Is part of the “Quiverfull” cult/bastardized version of Christianity that treats women like breeding mares.

    • lymis

      I would add that

      3) Brian Brown is an idiot.

      But I suppose that goes without saying.

      • David F.

        4). He should go fuck himself.

        • Blake Jordan

          Even his standards are not that low!

          • RoFaWh

            I wouldn’t be so sure of that.

    • David L. Caster

      I believe that it was a misreading of tax returns that came up with that 500k figure. He is probably making closer to 250,000 per year. However, he also has another organization that he “owns” called Act Right. Which is yet another Right Wing(nut) supporting mouthpiece and money beg. Needless to say, he is probably getting a substantial rake from that little enterprise too.

      • Duane Dimitrov

        He’s easily raking in half a mil.

        Seriously. For this shit. Wtf?

        • David L. Caster

          I really doubt that NOM is lining his pockets to the tune of 500k. He may have several irons in the fire that get him to something ~250k. No matter what though, he is paid too much for the value he is delivering.

          • Duane Dimitrov
          • David L. Caster

            It appears to me that they declared 230k for him on page 7. You would need to check ActRight’s filing to get a total for him for that year.

          • Duane Dimitrov

            Yeah, see that now. Likely the figure is for both orgs., plus whatever he’s managing to hide (which is quite a bit, I’d bet).

          • David L. Caster

            Be good to have the 990 for Act Right, which is his purely political org is is separate from NOM. We would need to see the 990 or equivalent for The Ruth Institute which is the “educational arm” of NOM from which BB borrowed a chunk of change and has different tax treatment.

          • Duane Dimitrov

            No, you don’t even want to know. It would only make you sad.

    • olandp

      That is his salary from the NOM. We don’t know how much he makes from the businesses he owns that do contract work for the NOM.

      • Duane Dimitrov

        The grift never ends, does it?

        • olandp

          The beauty of the long con.

          • Duane Dimitrov

            It is a beauty.

            I can see how all these amoral grifters get into the racket. There’s a LOT of money to be made.

            And not much work to do! I mean, Brian probably puts in 20 hours a week AT BEST!

            He can spend the rest of the week inseminating his wife as per “Quiver Full” instructions!

  • Blake Jordan

    Blame the people who let you think voting on minority rights was acceptable to begin with!!!!!!

  • hdtex

    What a whiny little bitch.

  • safari2bongaloo

    How about a ceramic garden gnome sits in the chair wearing a t-shirt that says “Sucks to be you”?

  • HZ81

    It’s there, Brian. It’s called the crapper!

  • lymis

    Scalia and Thomas will be there, as will all the elected Republican Congresscritters. The bigots will be represented.

  • JT

    Why not have a special section for all Brian’s friends.
    http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site49/2014/0410/20140410__11DRKKKw~1.jpg

    • safari2bongaloo

      That place looks quite flammable…

      • JT

        A good place for consulting a burning bush.

    • lymis

      Tony, is that you?

    • Queequeg

      Yes, and put Mat Staver and Kim Davis in that section.

    • 2patricius2

      That space is already filled with his friends – they are called Republicant Congresspersons. But in deference to the President, they will leave their pointy hoods at home for the night.

  • sw42

    Oh MAH….

  • vorpal

    “countless Christian small business owners have been subjected to extreme punishment”

    I know that Brian is a bit slow, but I would think he’d at least be able to count to numbers under 10.

    • safari2bongaloo

      I think he is only capable of counting money.

      • Chucktech

        And how little of it is coming in…

    • Joe in PA

      what kills me is that they never talk about the fact that these laws THAT WERE BROKEN were already in place, in some cases YEARS before this ruling.

      • B Snow

        Or that the elections that resulted in civil rights being withheld from a segment of the population were essentially illegal — you can’t vote on a minority group’s rights.

    • Gigi

      A handful of bigoted Christian business owners were reminded that they don’t get to pick and choose which laws they’ll obey, and which they’ll ignore, based on their so-called deeply held religious beliefs. Hardly “extreme punishment.”

      • vorpal

        Yes, absolutely.
        These people have no understanding of the idea of a contract, either when it comes to civil marriage or business licenses.

      • ceeenbee

        You fixed that statement nicely.

      • Rod Steely

        And let’s not forget that these grifter bigots were all rewarded with cash prizes for their efforts and speaking engagements!

    • HanyBaal

      He’s so adept at hyperbole. I’ll tweet and remind him: People who use hyperboles are worst than Hitler.

    • Duane Dimitrov

      This is the usual sleight-of-hand by these minorities.

      And I mean minorities.

      These are fringe radicals who call themselves the “silent majority.” They are not a majority. Never were. And their numbers are shrinking.

    • 2patricius2

      And when they itemize the persons offended, it is always the same 5 or 6.

    • MDB

      Just don’t ask him for prime numbers under 10 – or over 10 either.
      (tee-hee)

  • pickypecker
  • lymis

    “And by “countless” Brown is referring to the literal handful of businesses so far fined for breaking state law.”

    More than a few of whom came out with a net profit from bigot donations through online media (which has to roast Brown’s enormous ass).

  • Blake Jordan

    O/T: Is Slovenia the country that has the law saying something along the lines that civil rights cannot be voted on?
    Surely the validity of the marriage equality repeal referendum can be chalanged through their courts?

  • oikos

    They can’t even break 3000 signatures on their Roy Moore petition. 50 million in NOM math means a dozen.

    http://netdna.copyblogger.com/images/650/rejected.jpg

  • Bad Tom

    As Joe points out, Brian Brown apparently has trouble counting using the fingers of one hand, since that’s all you need to list all the cases litigated against people defying public accommodation laws (not same sex marriage,) which included sexual orientation.

    Those are:

    Masterpiece Cakeshop
    Alrene’s Flowers
    Elane Photography
    Wildflower Inn
    Beall Mansion Bed and Breakfast

    That’s it! FIVE, Brian, count ’em up, FIVE, you stupid lying sack of shit telling lies.

    • Chucktech

      Brian Brown: Well, thanks a lot, now that you’ve counted them, I can’t call them countless anymore!!11111!!!!1

      • Bad Tom

        AND their most visible and precious spokes-blob, Kim Davis, the only person who actually defied the requirement to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples, didn’t lose her job. Another fucking lie.

    • Baltimatt

      I think you missed a few:

      Goertz Haus
      Liberty Ridge Farm

      • Chucktech

        OH! Well, now we’re talkin’ some serious numbers…

      • Bad Tom

        You are right, I missed those:

        Görtz Haus
        Liberty Ridge Farm

        So, we’re up to requiring both hands.

        • Although he did say post Obergefell so actually that list is
          being very generous as it is including cases that happened prior to Obergefell while Brian Brown claimed there were countless once post Obergefell. In the end however you slice it the numbers don’t work out to support Brian Browns claim.

          • RoFaWh

            Oh, lookee, Mommy! Brian’s lips are moving.

          • charemor

            Face lips or ass lips?

        • Robincho

          I like Görtz better than Goertz — it looks way more Hitler-y…

    • David F.

      And he didn’t have to get naked to count up to 21 (eternal thanks and praises to the FSM for that)!!!!

      • Robincho

        A naked Brianna von Braunshirt couldn’t count to more than 20.1, if you know what I mean, and I think you do…

        • Ron Robertson

          Actually, he could count to 22 if you count each of his sagging buttcheeks.

    • OdieDenCO

      it’s hard to count on you fingers with your hand in another’s pocket

    • kaydenpat

      But five is countless to someone as dumb as Brown.

  • Rex

    The term “sore loser” comes to mind, so does “butthurt.”

    • safari2bongaloo

      That’s because Brian used WD40 instead of gun oil.

  • safari2bongaloo

    Is that his O-face?

    • Henri205

      Crapped his Depends. My niece used to make the same little grimace.

  • Patrick

    We get to demand stuff?????

    • safari2bongaloo

      If you’d open your mail more often, you’d find that memo.

  • Baltimatt

    True marriage has been exterminated? Damn, I could have saved a few bucks and not sent an anniversary card to my brother and sister-in-law. (Happy 34th, John and Tracy, despite what Brian says.)

    • Chucktech

      Don’t worry, I’m sure there must be a fossil record of true marriage. Except Brian probably believes fossils were put there by gawd to trick us…

      • lymis

        The fossil record of oversized lizards with tiny brains who died off because they were unable to adapt to changing conditions in the world around them?

        You know, like Brian?

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        No, not to trick us, to test us! At least according to an evangelical relative. I used to laugh at her and tell her I’ve never failed a test.

      • TrollopeReader

        So, marriage is less than 6,000 years old? So much for eons as an institution!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Hey Bri-Bri, you do know that the president has no more fucks to give, right?

  • oikos

    Brian’s next demand will be for ice cream when the NOM budget dries up.
    Have some on us Brian.

    http://www.benjerry.com/files/live/sites/systemsite/files/whats-new/equality/hubby-hubby.jpg

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      “We packed the fudge extra hard just for you!”

      • anne marie in philly

        dingdingding, comment of the day!

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Dear Mr. Brown,

    IDGAF.

    Sincerely,
    The Kendonesian Usurper

  • PLAINTOM

    Dear Brian: Obviously you can’t count very high, if the hand full of bigoted businesses which received any form of legal sanction for blatant discrimination surpasses your limited math skills.

  • Friday

    Mr. Slappable Face there thinks the Christian Right isn’t over-represented warming seats in both houses already?

    • Robincho

      Mr. Slappable Face has also got a Cleanable Clock. I stand ready to assist with either or both…

      • Friday

        Easy, tiger, the Teabaggers aren’t the only ones they’re trying to provoke. 🙂

  • anne marie in philly

    obama to brian: FUCK YOU, ASSWIPE!

  • shellback

  • BearEyes

    in honor of the missing 50 million voters whose votes were stolen by the Supreme Court ruling in the Obergefell v Hodges case

    phew – for a second there, I thought he was talking abut the gutting of the voting rights act.

  • TampaDink

    Somehow, I think that Brian hums this tune quite often.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljijk2T8zV4

  • Gene Perry

    NOM “demands? Seriously, more like NOM “whines in a pitiful little ineffective voice.”

    • Their demands have about as much impact as the demands of a complaining
      kid that they don’t want to go to school. They can “demand” all they want but
      everyone knows that they are impotent.

      • RoFaWh

        I’m not too sure about “impotent” describing kids who don’t want to go to school. Check out the yootoob videos by “Supernanny” for many examples of yard apes out of control.

  • PLAINTOM

    Brian, your empty skull serves as tribute representing those voters.

  • David in Palm Springs

    “The Obergefell ruling has exposed the falsehood that there would never be consequences for redefining marriage, our most fundamental and important social institution.”
    I have no doubt that the Loving ruling had consequences for bigots too. I’m sure there were plenty of racist versions of Kim Davis (and Brian Brown) running around in the ’60s.

    • Ninja0980

      Oh there were, my neighbors down the street got to encounter that first hand.

    • oikos
      • TrollopeReader

        It’s a trick chart. You *know* the red is really yellow. Seriously. With swiggles of green and pink, of course.

    • kaydenpat

      “there were plenty of racist versions of Kim Davis”

      Were or are?

  • Frenchys House Party

    Douchebag

  • JaniceInToronto

    Suck it, Brian.

  • Greg B.

    One seat to represent fifty million really really tiny bigots.

  • Ninja0980

    Oh fuck off loser.

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    I’m guessing that very few of even the most conservative of law makers still take Mr. Brown-streaks phone calls.

  • bob

    There’s no need for empty seats, the bigots will be there! Matt, kim and countless others. I’d prefer the seats were empty so as not to see those ugly mugs !

  • I’m sure Obama will get right on that.

  • TomF.

    Wanna bet Staver, Davis, Brown, et al try to disrupt the proceedings and end up shamefully shown the door by no-nonsense Marine-type security personell? Anyone…?

    • AW

      I would LOVE this to happen. But I do expect them to be on their best behaviour.

    • bob

      I kinda hope he ignores them completely !

    • safari2bongaloo

      Easily fixed.

      • Tor

        Works when I misbehave…..

        • Joe in PA

          ah, as we like to say here…pics or it didn’t happen. 😉

          man-handled by no-nonsense Marine-types Indeed!

    • RoFaWh

      I’m with you.

    • Stubenville

      Pity if they should slip and fall down that long flight of marble steps…

  • RJ Tremor

    Such strong words… sharply condemns(like a butter knife), extermination of true marriage(unlike Jews which know what extermination actually means), stolen votes(when they were really just wasted on a bigotry crusade), and let’s not forget the scare quotes by a true “Christian”… blathering Brian strikes again.

  • Curieux Bleu

    Gerbil face with screws loose dribbling out the collective ass-hole of 50 million bigots.

  • delk

    Maybe instead of an empty chair they could place a large bag of dicks on it for Matt to eat.

    • TrollopeReader

      Spotted …or otherwise ….?

      • TrollopeReader

        and

  • The very definition of demanding special rights.

  • oikos

    Is that NOM’s financial disclosure in Brianna’s pocket?
    Donations: $540,000
    Salaries: (BB) $540,000
    end statement.

    • pickypecker

      How many signatures on are that idiot ActRite beg site, btw?

      • oikos

        2400 or so.

        • TrollopeReader

          how do you get to see the names?

          • oikos

            I’m not sure.

      • TrollopeReader

        the real question is “How many legitimate signatures are on that ….”

  • Lumpy Gaga

    What is it with GOOPers and empty chairs??

    • Tor

      It has something to do with Rubio’s work schedule.

    • safari2bongaloo

      The base has to sit somewhere when there isn’t enough hover-round parking. (No treble).

      • RoFaWh

        I wonder if the House has made sure that its wing of the Capitol is acessible to the disabled.

    • It’s just another thing they stole from the Jews. Prophet Elijah, Obama, it’s an easy mistake.

    • TrollopeReader

      it’s hard to explain, since when they were little kids (and older kids) …*they* were the ones sent from the dining room table …so, their own chairs were ….empty.

  • Gigi

    “It’s an outrage that President Obama is honoring the extermination of true marriage…” How has he done this? How does allowing same-sex couples to legally marry lead to the “extermination” of so-called traditional marriage?

    • David Walker

      **crickets**

    • oikos

      Benghazi

    • And plus didn’t they just get done with saying that no matter what the law says there gay couples are not actually married? Once again the anti-gays want to play it both ways, on one hand they want to pretend that the law has no impact on what marriage is and then on the other hand they want to
      claim that allowing same sex couple to get married completely destroys and
      obliterates marriage.

    • TampaDink

      Haven’t you noticed? All straight heterosexuals who are married or wish to marry have been exterminated.
      Oh wait. It was really just the regular donors to N.O.M. who have scurried away from throwing good money after bad.

      • Joe in PA

        Like Barb let me get my checkbook Chamberlain? Do you remember her from the good old days when you could comment on NOMBLOG?

        • TampaDink

          Fortunately for me, I wasn’t following the pointless activities of NOM back then. I barely follow their activities now, if Joe didn’t regularly report on them, just like the vast majority of human kind, I wouldn’t know that they ever existed.

          • Joe in PA

            I read your post too fast, I thought you were saying that if Joe didn’t report on it…you wouldn’t know anything about the “vast majority of human kind”. 😉

            And BTW, you didn’t miss much at NOMBLOG.

          • TampaDink

            Ever since I became aware that NOMBLOG exists, they have not allowed comments. Just as well, as I know that I’d have nothing nice to say. Mom would be proud.

          • TrollopeReader

            He missed our comments! Oh, those were fun days. Us, and Tommy Peters…. poor, poor, Tommy.

        • TrollopeReader

          Chamberlan ….. no ” i ” ….which is why “her” name always stuck out … she never sent much (supposedly), but every time there was a bleg … she was ready to write a check !!

          🙂

          • Joe in PA

            wow, you are good!

          • TrollopeReader

            (blush) I try! I really do! 🙂

  • The countless bit was one of the more absurd bits in here. We can count the number of fake victims on one hand and yet Brian Brown wants to pretend that the number is countless. Beyond absurd. This press release is nothing more than a tantrum because he did not get his way.

    • olandp

      Bri-Bri is right, the victims are “countless” because there are none.

    • RoFaWh

      Brown has tacitly admitted that at most one out of six or seven Americans is opposed to marriage equality.

      [Brown clearly didn’t bother to look up the relevant statistics to make sure his bullshit was on firm ground, so the actual proportion is much less than one out of seven.]

  • Bob from CT

    Brian, you hateful bigot, if there is an empty seat at SOTU it should be next to Jim Obergefell to honor the memory of his late husband, John Arthur.

  • TheSpinMonkey

    His mother should be arrested for not having an abortion

    • TampaDink

      I’m willing to give her a pass, since Brian was born in ’74, she may have been full term by the time that SCOTUS acted on Roe v. Wade in ’73. But I am willing to support that she be publicly chastised for raising such a self-serving bigot who doesn’t know when to stop breeding.

  • Porkie

    Brian, you are aiming too low, it would take at least a small banquette to fit your ugly fat ass.

  • Queequeg

    Sure, because bigots are totally equal to victims of gun violence, the only group being represented by an empty seat.

    • Matthew Delemos

      I’m surprised they don’t bring in Clint Eastwood to speak for the empty chairs.

      • TrollopeReader

        or change the House Mace (symbol of the authority of the House through the Sergeant at Arms) to a House AR-15.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    • Keep it closed, he probably feeds on that kinda stuff from the looks of him.

      • David Walker

        You mean on barfburgers?

  • Blake J Butler

    You mean the 50 million people that never should have been given the opportunity to vote on a minorities civil rights to begin with.

  • Hey blowfly lickspit, 50 million bigots are still wrong, and also still ignorant bigots.

  • Brian, Brian, Brian…

  • Octavio

    They want ice cream for breakfast every morning, too. But they ain’t gonna get it.

  • Ninja0980

    The majority doesn’t get to vote on minority rights so it doesn’t matter how people voted for the bans.

  • olandp

    Perhaps Bri-Bri is setting up a “win” for himself and the NOM. He demands an empty chair, there is going to be an empty chair (already planned, but his followers don’t consult the “liberal media”) so he claims victory in forcing the President to do what he says. Just wait, it will happen.

    • Joe in PA

      Exactly! That was my first thought as well. A SOTU I know you are but what am I?

    • David Walker

      Not if Mr. President explains why the chair is vacant…which I’m betting he’ll do.

      • Joe in PA

        please, Bri-Bri can easily spin that as well. 🙁

        • RoFaWh

          ITYM “…try to spin…”

          • Joe in PA

            of course. 🙂

      • Reality.Bites

        I can’t imagine the President paying the slightest attention to a press release from Bri-Bri. Much like everyone else in the world.

  • canoebum

    I’ll bet even those who are inclined to agree with him are starting to find Brian Brown totally boring. Snore….

    • Yeah Brian Brown is now trying to get them riled up over one of many gusts to attend the SOTU….not exactly a good think to try to raise support around.

  • Belthazar

    He must have missed Ryan Reyes’ invite 😅

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    What an asshat. Obama can invite whoever he damn well pleases.

    And this baby can invite the handful of bigots who have been affected by their own actions to his home for pizza and beer,

  • Marc

    You raise the funds for it, Bri-Bri, and all 50 million can have a seat.

  • Megrim Twist

    So very, very, very pathetic.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Who is Brian Brown and what is NOM?
    OH…. I see. They USED to be somebody, but now they aren’t. No one will take their calls?
    Pity.

  • JDH

    inb4 Brown’s press release claiming “victory” when Obama leaves empty seat for gun violence victims…without any mention of gun violence victims.

  • Xuuths

    And by “countless” Brown is referring to the literal handful of businesses so far fined for breaking state laws that were passed by heterosexual majorities.

    There, FTFY.

  • ceeenbee

    What this pathetic closet case doesn’t seem to understand is that even if all 50M people who voted that way 10 years ago were to vote that way again (not a chance), that would still mean that 67% of the eligible voters would vote against his position or don’t care.

    A huge loser in any case.

    • RoFaWh

      How would the JMG commentariat feel about replacing phrases like “pathetic closet case” with “dimwit grifter” or something along those lines?

      • ceeenbee

        JMG?

        Whatever floats your boat. Both are apt descriptions.

  • barrixines

    Can’t be good for the arteries having to work yourself up into such a snit everyday. Still when you’re bumming nickels from grandma for a living, the old girl deserves something for her money.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    The “extermination” of “true” marriage!! LOL!
    Always thought Cryin’ Brian might be a friggin’ Dalek in disguise.
    “Exterminate! Exterminate!!”

    • barrixines

      Actually I think Who would be a good surname for him as in Brian Who? Because let’s face it, outside of a couple of flyover state rest homes it’s only the gays who have the foggiest idea who he is.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        According to the most recent 990 tax filing, NOM’s supporters are dropping away like flies. Only 20 listed in the filing.

        • barrixines

          What was it Maggie said now? Winning is fun? Slimming is fun? Ah I can’t remember.

        • What shall be most interesting indeed is seeing how few
          people NOM manages to get to show up to their marriage march this year. I would suggest they offer free stuff to get more people to show up but we all know that they don’t have the money for that.

          • TrollopeReader

            do you think they’ll even have one? They might “attempt” one, but with only one or two congregations in NYC willing to attend ….

          • NOM needs there to be one. Brian Brown wants his march for marriage to be the next march for life….he wants it to turn into the same kind of thing and serve the same role. So he cannot afford for there to not be one, it is the single biggest thing that NOM does anymore and one of the few things that he can use to justify the continued existence of NOM. So yeah there will be one, and we need plenty of cameras on hand to document just how tiny it is.

          • TrollopeReader

            I guess a march of one, plus eight or so kids, and a take-away basket of Chick-fil-A *could* count as a March for Marriage! 😉

          • Well plus Brian Brown always has the red-caped loons that he can depend on to show up and march with him. But they will have to buy their own food and while they are there Brian Brown will ask them for money.

          • TrollopeReader

            and Francis just might send out a memo saying “y’all aren’t really helping ….” and there go the loons …

        • Franciscan

          Really? I thought the whole fraudulent organization was financed by only 2 or 3 donors.

          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            Twenty donations over the reporting requirement of $5,000 in the 2014 filing. The highest three donations were $2,200,000, $200,000 and $60,000
            So yes, the bulk of the money is coming from one donor. Despite this great reduction in revenue for NOM, Brian did NOT give himself a pay cut.
            (I have it all in a spreadsheet.)

  • TKW

    Well if you can’t count past 5 then, yes, It would appear countless to him.

    • barrixines

      It’s the patented NOM Traditional Marriage Traditional Calculator. Good for accurate estimates of crowds, donations and doughnuts eaten.

  • Bj Lincoln

    The bullshit is getting deep. Deeper than the pockets of his donors.

    • TampaDink

      Running out of donors, bullshit supplies are unlimited.

  • Chris Baker

    I think Obama is really honoring the extermination of NOM.

  • fuzzybits
  • Necessitas

    NOM demands…

  • 2patricius2

    Well if he wants empty seats, Kimmy and Mat baby should not go to the address. They way they can better represent the empty headed NOMites and their minions.

  • nycmcmike

    You take one look at these homophobic closet cases, with them being so grotesque, and it’s no wonder they hate men who have no issues with their same-sex attractions.

  • Stubenville

    And I demand that you STFU permanently and go away. Who do you think has a better chance with President Obama?

  • ChrisMorley

    “countless” as in maneagable with just your digits.

  • tcinsf

    Oh, those poor babies who are no longer free to discriminate. Boo-fucking-hoo.

  • Toasterlad

    Good luck with that, Bri.

  • Randy503

    OH, just go bankrupt already.

  • Is it just me, or does Cri-Bri sound a wee mite half hearted in his spiel? He’s just going through the motions now as he knows NOM’s days are numbered. Maggs was rat like, and jumped ship early. But Cri-bri with a bakers dozen of kids to feed hung on and looks as if he will be riding on donations until the bitter end.

  • Theo McKinney

    And where, “prey”-tell was this outrage about Judges “stealing” votes when GWB was selected by the Supreme court, overriding ACTUAL VOTES?

    Or when a duly elected CA house and senate ratified marriage equality no once, but TWICE, only to see Ahnold veto it not once, but twice, literally causing the doomed (DOMA’d? lol) Proposition 8 to be dropped like a bomb form out of state.

    And mind you, CA’s previously DULY elected Governor, Gray Davis ran on a campaign flank that said he would have sign such a bill into office. Instead, he was removed from office after having won a TRUE majority, and replaced in a crazy election that had 135 contestants and only a simple majority winner take all to “win’.

    Gray won over 50% of the votes to win office. Ahnold only needed 32% to win. Against Gary Coleman, among others.

    Truly stolen votes…but not a peep out of the wingnut fringe.

    GO figure.

  • DaveMiller135

    Nice pic, Joe. The “shit-eating-grin” thing really is more effective when they still have the shit in their mouths.

  • Josh447

    Hey there sir, why do you still have your umbrella up? It stopped raining months ago.

  • jerry

    Let’s drape men’s suits over half the chairs, leaving those seats empty, and say it represents the GOP.

  • Never mind the 100 million voters whose voters were stolen by Bush v Gore, though.

  • sonoitabear

    Memo to Brian: guess what your “demand” will get you? That’s right, dimple-buns: NOTHING…ZIP…NADA…ZILCH…

  • Crystal Lynn Barcklay

    marriage is a union of people who devote there life’s to each other in love. this does not matter if it be one man one woman or weather it be one man and one man ,one woman and one woman or even one man and many woman or one woman and may men. all marriage requires is the willing agreement between parties to dedicate there life’s to each other and in the bible. not even a wedding is required not even permission of the state but simply the consummation of the marriage between the parties and a public acknowledgement at all time that they are married. and all that is required in the bible for devours is the infidelity of a party and the turning away that party to there own life. Only God truly knows what he wanted marriage to be not any man written book or ideals of one mans beliefs no matter if that belief is shared by others. When last time some one PERSONALLY asked GOD what he demanded marriage to be. the only thing man kind can know as unequivocal truth is that God expects man kind to accept each other to denounce cruelty and hatred and embrace love and acceptance. and to any thing other then that is to go against GOD. he does not even demand we all follow the same religion but he does demand we follow the same rules of love equality and acceptance. God does not even demand we set one man or woman ahead of another because no one and I mean no one no living being can be set ahead of any man except GOD. if you are not God you have no right to tell others how to live there personal life and no right to takes others freedoms away. God embraces accepts and cherishes love and kindness the empathy to others in need. he turn away from hate and bigotry and indifference to others in need. If you claim to truly be a follower of God then you will refuse to enslave others to your personal beliefs and embrace others rights to choose whats right for there live knowing that in all matters of compassion love and kindness it is God that leads that heart. while in all matters of cruelty hatred enslavement bigotry and intolerance it is Satan that has blackened and stained that heart for all eternity. Follows Gods heart not mans words. God did not set Jesus on earth to teach hate and intolerance he sent him to us to teach us kindness empathey tolerance and love for out fellow man. the sin Jesus was to take from us was our sin of hatred. look his teachings and you will see this turn blind eye to Gods teaching and foccuse only on mans teachings and you will surly be led astray for man enhabits your brain God enhabits your brain and your heart heart. you can never follow God if you can not follow your heart as well as your brain and if you can watch injustice being done to others and feel nothing of empathy for the ijured party then you are already lost to Satan’s will.

  • Paige Turner

    Its interesting that BB thinks that the leaving of a vacant chair for those who’s lives have been ended violently and prematurely is easily conflates with his views on Marriage equality and those who’ve fallen foul of the law around discrimination.

  • Map

    BAM !!! And ANOTHER bitch alp in NOMs face !!!

  • kaydenpat

    It must be hard to be so breathlessly hysterical at all times. I’m exhausted just reading about Brown’s continuous ranting and raving.

  • TrollopeReader

    Brian’s money counter was at $140, 792 raised the other day ….and it’s at $140,792 today …. *sigh*

  • TrollopeReader

    Just to refresh our memories on why the NOM petitions go to ActRight ….

    http://www.coloradoindependent.com/120548/nom-integrally-tied-to-gop-fundraiser-group-actright

  • FRC has invited Kim Davis. The homophobic bigot contingent is amply represented by her…as well as pretty much the entire f*cking GOP caucus in Congress.

    I hear Mr. Davis has promised to wear his better pair of bib overalls and the straw hat that doesn’t have cow shit on it.

  • Cattleya1

    I love that picture – he looks like he is trying to keep it together with Josh Duggar’s finger up his butt.

  • Rocco

    Such an ugly little man.

  • Robert Conner

    Brain Brownshirt has a terminal case of Nazi Face.

  • RKitty01

    Piss off

  • Darth Darth Binks

    I demand that NOM kiss my suntanned ass.

    • TrollopeReader

      maybe you should give NOM a dental dam, first??

  • Franciscan

    How about some chairs for the Florida voters who were disenfranchised by the Supreme Court when it cut off counting the votes in the 2000 “election.”

  • Sean

    Those who voted against or spoke out against legalizing interracial marriage did not get an “empty seat” after the Supreme Court legalized it nation wide when those votes were “stolen” by the Supreme Court ruling in the Loving v Virginia case. The same applies now. Get over it, grow up, & a get a life that actually provides something of value to this world.

    P.S. Heterosexual marriage is not exterminated. Straight couples are still marrying & are allowed to marry. As for the rest of that trash? Your un-American uncivilized Jim Crow & Nuremberg law discrimination loving bigotry that forces LGBT & pro-LGBT to serve & employ anti-LGBT trash while giving anti-LGBT a special right to refuse service & employment to us will not be tolerated. Get over it or move to a religious dictatorship where you allowed to force others to adhere to your religion like ISIS does.

  • Anthony

    I think Kim Davis being there is more than enough :/