Harlem Hate Pastor Announces 40 Days Of Fasting & Prayer: Ask God To Make Trump Our President [VIDEO]

Harlem hate pastor James David Manning today announced 40 days of fasting and prayer to convince God to make Donald Trump our next president. The fasting and prayer will take place daily between 9AM to 730PM. Then there’s a bunch of typically deranged stuff about Obama, who is definitely a “flat-out stomp-down illegally elected Muslim.” Watch below.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    “The fasting and prayer will take place daily between 9AM to 730PM.”

    Sounds a lot like Ramadan to me. Just sayin’.

    • JesterRedPanda

      I was just about to say!
      I had a childhood friend who was Muslim and I remember him fasting during Ramadan (and how much it bugged him that he had to do it, lol)

    • geoffalnutt

      No. Ramada Inn. He’s fasting right after a big breakfast…and before a big dinner. With a roll and coffee.

      • Chucktech

        Ya know, I’ll bet gawd won’t be fooled by shenanigans like this…

        • MattM

          Quiet, sodomite! Don’t you have a semen latte to be guzzling with reckless abandon and glee?

    • Chucktech

      What strikes me as so ludicrous about Ramadan is that suppose you’re a Muslim at the North Pole. Right now, there IS no sun rise or sunset. Now what the fuck are ya gonna do? Why the fuck didn’t their angry, vengeful gawd think of THAT when He made this bullshit rule, huh??

      • lattebud

        I actually asked a Muslim friend who works on ships as a medical officer. He said when he has been in Scandinavia or further north, he uses “Mecca Time” to observe Ramadan.

      • Hue-Man

        IIRC this was a storyline in Mordecai Richler’s “Solomon Gursky was Here” where the Inuit refused to eat because they were required by Gursky’s pseudo-religious rule to fast during the period of darkness in the Arctic.

        • Judas Peckerwood

          Richler is the best novelist that most people have never heard of. In the middle of rereading “Barney’s Version” for the third or fourth time…

      • ChrisMorley

        Relax. Mohammed has it all sorted.
        Muslims in areas where continuous night or day is observed during Ramadan follow the fasting hours in the nearest city where fasting is observed at dawn and sunset.
        Alternatively, Muslims may follow Mecca time.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramadan

        • Bj Lincoln

          Thanks. I was just going to say that.

        • Chucktech

          That ol’ Mohammed, he thinks of everything…

    • ChrisMorley

      Ramadan 2015 meant fasting for very much longer than that.

      It fell in June when days are longest, so not eating between dawn and dusk in Edinburgh meant no food or drink (not even water) between roughly 2am and 10pm. http://www.ramadan.co.uk/edinburgh-ramadan-timetable-2015/

    • David Walker

      Ramadan-lite.

      • Bj Lincoln

        Ha ha ha. I like that.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    I will drink nothing but lattes for 40 days and nights! Horrible, Satanic, protein-filled lattes.

    • TuuxKabin

      but only from 9am to 7:30pm.

    • Piercedchrlz

      …and from Starbucks, extra semen, please!

    • Snarkaholic

      And a heaping helping of Twink(ie)s on the side!

  • bkmn

    40 days of fasting? This asshat has a full pantry that he will clean out while the rubes try to go without food.

    • GayOldLady

      Notice they can eat before 9am and after 7:30PM. That’s not fasting, that’s a long day at the office. This phony never missed a meal in his life and he’s not going to start now.

      • Todd20036

        Thats Ramadan

        The idiot is copying a Musiim holiday

        • Bj Lincoln

          They are. Ramadan was in June this last year and the daily fast lasted from around 4:30-5 am to 9-9:30 pm. Now that is a long day. This guy would not last a month of that or even a month of what he has planned. He could afford to miss a meal or 2. I thought gluttony was a sin?
          In this day and age, it’s hard to believe people think this will help.

          • David Walker

            It serves to confirm the WTF-ness of going without food to convince the Supreme Being to do something.

          • Bj Lincoln

            You are right about that.
            The difference between the 2 is Muslim’s do it to be closer to god and this ass whats to make god do something.

          • clay

            Where I volunteer, some of our meal delivery drivers (21 medically appropriate meals a week to more than 700 people with live-threatening illnesses) are Muslim and were truly miserable last Ramadan. Since food delivery is an early shift, they weren’t getting much sleep because they could only eat if the stayed up past their usual bedtime.

      • bkmn

        His goal is to have the morons not eat and send him the money they would have spent on that food. It is all about the grift. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0c6f02af46b14e6b78871fd3314581ffda210990ce424897b8c6b7e6c23999c9.png

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          Good one!

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    • douglas

      But Starbucks semen lattes are allowed from 0900 to 1930.

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  • pj

    i continue to be amazed that this guy is still up and running in new york. trump must be thrilled to have this bigot on his side

  • JesterRedPanda

    How terrifying it must be to be that genuinely insane.

    • Robincho

      Even on the rare occasions when he can manage to sit quietly, the lightning storms in his head have got to be blinding and deafening…

      • David L. Caster

        The most frightening aspect of this variety of insanity is that he sees all of this as perfectly rational, moral, and righteous.

    • TampaDink

      Helen Reddy once explained, “its so nice to be insane, no one asks you to explain, radio by her side Angie Baby”.

      • Bj Lincoln

        Great and scary tune!

    • Matthew Delemos

      I think it’s more terrifying to witness insanity than actually be insane.

  • Six Pins Delores

    Manning clearly is in need of
    40 Days Of Fisting & Prayer

    • TuuxKabin

      And not just from 9AM to 7:30PM.

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  • McShane

    Oprah is a Satanist now? This guy makes my face itch.

    http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xwkg23zX1qg39ewo1_500.gif

  • Gustav2

    Oh no! Now Hillary will lose Harlem!

    Quick, someone tell Joe and Mika, and Mark Halperin.

  • The Professor

    Ignorant dip shit knows Trump has said marriage equality is a “done deal” doesn’t he?

    • Jamie_Johnson

      Shhh, don’t tell him. Besides, he’s got a few pounds to lose.

  • Tor

    9AM to 730PM. So we can have a nice big breakfast, skip lunch and have a great dinner at 7:30. Where’s the suffering?

    Reminds me of a Russian Orthdox friend who abstains from meat during lent. Shrimp and lobster are ok, however.

    • David L. Caster

      Yeah, it sounds like he is simply going on a diet to lose weight.

      • Yixing’s Fluffer

        I can assure you that most people, having screwed their metabolic schedules, will gain weight during fasting periods.

        • David L. Caster

          Let’s not tell him that.

    • clay

      Muslims do it better during Ramadan.

    • don’t get me wrong, not defending religion and silliness in its name. but: some of the food rules have a basis in realities we don’t have to deal with anymore, given things like sterile processing and storage of footstuffs they didn’t have way back whenever.

    • lattebud

      The purpose of fasting is to take one’s eyes off the worldly things and focus on God. Unfortunately, fasting for God to do something isn’t biblically sound. It should be used to rededicate oneself to god. So, if the Rev is fasting, maybe he will hear god tell him what a blubbering, pompous, uncaring a-hole is he and to start being more like jesus and not pretend he is your BFF.

      • clay

        I’d argue that trying to bribe/bully God is Biblically sound, if you read the right passages (Elijah, Elisha, Samuel, Jonah, . . . ).

  • Sk3ptic

    Oh, James David. Poor psycho James David. No one would love seeing you writhe under The Donald’s fascist heel more than me, but it’s not worth anyone else’s suffering.

  • Lakeview Bob

    I just cannot watch this and joke about someone who is not only mentally ill but irrelevant. He doesn’t matter to me.

  • Guess

    Oh, so NOW he’s concerned about “illegal elections”…

  • LovesIrony

    eat shit

    • Porkie

      But only before 9AM and after 7:30 PM

  • anne marie in philly

    NO FUCKING WAY, you ignorant bastard!

  • Chucktech

    Harlem hate pastor James David Manning today announced 40 days of fasting and prayer to convince God to make Donald Trump our next president. I have this immutable sixth sense that tells me this is going to be yet another “no” answer from gawd…

  • JT

    Manning has been drinking too much Trump-semen latte.

  • Captain Jack

    If he said he would never eat food again ever…would like him way more

    • David L. Caster

      Way.

  • Working the night shift, is he? Fat ass can’t lay off them semen lattes, let alone avoid the food cart outside his cult’s gift shop.

    Bernie is going to win. It’s time we had a real socialist in the White House.

  • ben-andy

    Huh? Asshat Fundie likes Trump the thrice married, twice philandering billionaire for POTUS? Oh, he just recognizes a better grifter.

  • Another nutter. I did find it rather amusing, according to Wikipedia, that he thought the following of Ben Carson: “Manning called presidential candidate Ben Carson a “pathetic nigga” and a “demon”, and described all of Carson’s supporters as “closeted sodomites, fags, lesbos, [and] buttlickers”.”

    • clay

      wow

      • yeah, it became clear to me some time ago, this one is several crackers short of a full box. medication is what he needs, and some self-acceptance therapy. prison messed him up, and he was probably messed up naturally before that experience.

        • RoFaWh

          A few bricks shy of a full hod.

          A 3-watt bulb in a 7-watt socket

  • You gotta watch a commercial, but In Living Color did it better with Al Sharpton 25 years ago.

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/5015

  • eyechart

    And once 7:31 pm rolls around, he’ll be stuffing his fat ass. Now, if he took the Bobby Sands approach I might enjoy the results.

  • Tom G

    He’s not real up on the way fasting is done.

  • Cuberly

    How many electoral college votes does gawd have?

  • dcurlee

    So your eating breakfast and dinner and skipping lunch. Humm I don’t think that’s fasting

    • ChrisMorley

      Saved me the job. Thanks.

    • Snarkaholic

      Don’t worry; he’ll ‘mistake’ his grumbling stomach for God’s voice, commanding him to have lunch.

  • clay

    Does he know that Obama is “flat-out stomp-down” not actually running for office?

  • TampaDink

    Why does his deity need to be convinced of anything? Isn’t he/she/it alleged to be all powerful?

  • Nicholas Rostov

    This is America, buddy. One God, one vote.

  • Silver Badger

    Rev. Manning could stand to miss a few meals. Are 40 days really enough? And what’s this 9 A.M. to 7:30 P.M. stuff? 40 days means 40 days without ANY food. Survivors are clearly god’s chosen people and we all know what happens to them!

    • Gianni

      Fasting can mean not eating any food for a period of time or limiting one’s eating to only certain foods or only eating during limited time periods.

  • madknits

    Kings and Queens are Kings and Queens by the will of God.
    Presidents are President by the will of the People.
    For this right we fought a revolution.

    • JesterRedPanda

      damn, I’d like to see a tea bagger try talk their way out of that one lol

      • Teabagger response: “Infidel!!! Heretic!!! Apostate!!!” (not that they’d actually know what any of those words mean).

  • Porkie

    Oh whooppy – dooo, If you miss lunch, the baby jesus, will put Trump in the White House!

    • clay

      as a floor mat? to replace a polar bear-skin rug? in the soup?

      • Porkie

        I am going for all three…..There’s plenty to go round!

  • Orly

    Too bad this cowardly charlatan won’t actually fast for 40 days. Lying grifter scum.

  • Gianni

    I had to stop listening to that droning noise he calls his voice.

    • rabbit_ears

      I can’t hear a thing, my religion filter is working.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    FASTING is not something done for a few hours a day. It’s supposed to be a 24 hour thing. This whole fasting thing, wasn’t that done by Rick Perry and his religious followers? And we know God answered their prayers and got him elected as President. Uh huh.

    • rabbit_ears

      Those hours of fasting are pretty much a diet for most of those hogs.

  • rabbit_ears

    Ok but how will they get Trump to not eat? Opening his mouth seems automatic, and if nothing is spewing out then he must be eating while it is opened.

  • Richard McWolff

    Die bitch, die!

  • Aren’t you supposed to put the t-shirt on before the dress shirt?

  • Bob Conti

    Is this man Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks or what?

  • Cackalaquiano

    No semen lattes for you while fasting!

  • Harley

    Bitch, please. You can’t even go 12 hours without your chick-fil-hate sandwiches.

  • agcons

    None of this wimpy “between sunrise and sunset” crap, Manning. Live up to your name and make it 24 hours a day for 40 days.

  • Matthew Delemos

    How is it fasting if they can still eat that morning/evening?

  • ColdDesert

    40 days of fasting sunup to sundown? Sounds vaguely Ramadan-y

  • Westcoast88

    And with that political endorsement, my good pastor, your church can start paying income tax.

  • Robert Conner

    Give the apparent size of his double wide ass, looks like J.D. Manning could use about 120 days of fasting.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Gluttonous fuck says he’s going on a diet…….in other news, pigs decide it’s not worth the effort to fly as they know this liar be lyin’

  • TheManicMechanic

    And then an 8pm stampede to Golden Corral.

  • goofy_joe

    Fasting from 9-7? Oh don’t overexert yourselves there folks…sheesh.

  • Queequeg

    Is god part of the electoral college?