Taiwanese Animators On “Y’all Qaeda” [VIDEO]

YouTube’s popular Taiwanese animators have rushed out their take on the teabagger militia currently occupying a federal building in Oregon. The clip below mocks the FBI for doing nothing so far and pointedly notes what would have happened if these “protesters” were black.

  • Bj Lincoln

    Funny they nailed it. Troubling they nailed it.
    Wake up Feds and do something!

    • Gustav2

      It is in the middle of nowhere, only bothering a few birders and some park employees. No businesses or government functions are being disrupted.

      A siege is appropriate.

      • LonelyLiberal

        Cut off the electricity and any outbound signals (so they can’t Tweet or Facebook). Their phones should run down in a couple days. Ban the press from being on-site. Break a few of the windows in the outpost so it gets cold at night.

        Combine a lack of attention with mild discomfort and they’ll be out of there around the time the Twinkies run out. So, about Friday.

        • Gustav2

          They have Twinks?

          • LonelyLiberal

            Well, that wouldn’t get me to go. But if they feature Joshua Sasse, I’m there.

        • Jimmie Z

          This is the least they could do. And take license plate number, and names, dagnabit!

          • I would get APVs to tow their trucks and cars. The place is literally in the middle of nowhere.

        • HanyBaal

          Take Trump’s suggestion: go after their families.

          • LonelyLiberal

            “Hey, Bubba! We’re here with Lurleen and Bubba, Jr! I’d seduce her, but…ew.”

        • Mark

          The news this morning said they’ve brought in generators.

          • Bj Lincoln

            They will run out of gas at some point. Cut all power and block all signals going in and out. Cut the water. They will have to find water, hunt food and dig a shitter all outside. There are no Navy Seals in need of training?

          • karen in kalifornia

            They are not sealed off. People can come and go and are invited to do so (bring your gun too). They came with supplies and generators. No action being taken by authorities.

          • tcinsf

            so … fix that. Cut them off, break a window, the propane/gas for the generators will run out … they’ll give up w/in the month.

          • They need fuel for their generators, and once the fuel runs out, the generators become glamorized door stops. Cut off road access, towed their trucks, block all their communications, and they will be re creating “Lord of the Flies” in about a week or so..

            I really feel, the more loons and their families go to Wildlife Refuge headquarters, the better, because it would be chaos in a short time. It is sort of like they are creating their own prison planet or super max for right wing loons…

            I just want them out before spring when the birds are migrating..

          • David Walker

            I didn’t respond to you yesterday, okojo, because I wasn’t sure on your first and second comments if you were defending them and making excuses for them, but as I continued reading, I started to appreciate what you had to say. I’m sorry. You obviously have a handle on what’s going on, certainly a better grasp of the area than those of us who live in populated and even rural areas. Thank you.

          • I don’t have a better perspective on what is going on. I know the area a bit, and met many right wing loonies from hiking and back country skiing at coffee shops etc in many of these areas. Most people in these areas are fine, even if I vehement disagree with them on pretty much everything.. the militia/posse comitatus types, are the de glazed boiled down wackos of these people (I called them Taliban with Walmarts) that grew up in these empty desolate places of the US. Whether it is Eastern Oregon, Montana, Nevada etc.

          • LonelyLiberal

            A secret, nighttime mission to put sugar in the tanks? 🙂

        • charemor

          And things will get rough when they run out of toilet paper.

      • ChrisMorley

        Time to bring out the trebuchet. Warwick Castle in England has the world’s biggest.
        https://www.flickr.com/photos/me_haridas/268549875

        • Todd20036

          Cannot go wrong with the classics.

    • ColdCountry

      Or, totally ignore them. But “peacefully negotiate?” Oh, HELL no! What happened to, “We don’t negotiate with terrorists?”

      Maybe we could just call their mothers to come lead them away by the ears.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Hezbubbah

    • LonelyLiberal

      Where, instead of 72 virgins, you get 72 cousins.

      • Doug105
        • LonelyLiberal

          I thought that was too good (and too obvious) not to have already been thought of and used. Ah, well, back to the drawing board.

          • Doug105

            Best I came up with is: What’s funny is these are the same people who would have cheered as peaceful unarmed Vietnam protesters were shot. Yet these cowards have to have their penis replacements at hand.

            Where is Darth Vader when we need him to put down these rebel scum.

          • Joseph Miceli

            You thought of it independently, so you get 20 snark points!

          • Tony Prost

            That is the curse of the internet: what ever good idea you come up with, when you google it, you find 8 million other people have thought of it before you!

          • stuckinthewoods

            yes, but if you do know something which other people on the internet don’t seem to know you can spread it around. Or at least try. I only use Disqus but I related my experience making yogurt at home, keeping a homemade frozen starter alive – and no one seems to have done what I do. Now I’m using a Bifidobacterium as starter which seems to have helped control my husband’s irritable bowel. Eventually I guess I’ll go to a bowel site instead of a foodie site, but it would be nice to think I helped someone in discomfort.

            https://porkandgin.com/ingredients/obsession-and-homemade-yogurt/

            http://www.splendidtable.org/story/commercial-yogurt-starters-degrade-but-heirloom-cultures-last-generations

          • John T

            I get a weird sense of vertigo when I think of some clever wordplay, type it into Google to make sure someone else hasn’t thought of it first, and get zero results.

        • OdieDenCO

          and a pig for those days when you just want to snuggle some bacon.

        • medaka

          Don’t Worry about the Government
          https://youtu.be/T7okvbwIg9M?t=1422
          OT: If you’re a Talking Heads fan and don’t know about these intense 5.1 downmixes, well, do please click. Absolutely amazing, like hearing them for the first time again….

          • Chucktech

            medaka, by 5.1 downmix, you mean converting a 5.1 channel surround program to 2 channel stereo, correct? What did the Talking Heads ever do that was originally in 5.1?

          • Todd Allis

            Looks like a remastered 5.1 version was released by the band, and this person customized a downmix of that. I like the sound of it. http://www.sharoma.com/eclectic_ril.htm

          • medaka

            Todd Allis below is correct. Sharoma customized downmixes of all THeads’ albums. Very clean and crispy, worth downloading.

      • bambinoitaliano

        72? Here I thought only a dozen. Maybe it’s the donuts they are getting too.

      • BobSF_94117

        So Heaven is like a typical family reunion?

        • LonelyLiberal

          Pretty much, but you don’t need a condom. Or, in their case, the Saran wrap that was around their gas station sandwich.

        • David Walker

          Mark Twain: Heaven for climate, hell for society.

      • Snarkaholic

        Or, if you’re a Duggar…

      • Prixator

        But, are they all female? Prolly not if licker is involved.

      • JCF

        …who haven’t been virgins since their father/brother (both?) got at ’em first.

      • Homo Erectus

        Pity the poor virgins/cousins.

    • Dan

      I’m partial to Vanilla Isis.

      • Bj Lincoln

        That does seem to be the winner.

    • Traxley Launderette

      I liked “Vanilla ISIS.”

      Whups. Sorry I didn’t read far enough. Sorry forthe repost.

  • LonelyLiberal

    I love the chaw they’re spewing at each other, and the synchronized dance-shooting.

    And they’re right. It seems the white insane people get a break.

  • kirtanloorii

    That’s really funny.

  • sherman

    Some of them have posted goodbye videos.

    Warning, bad acting ahead. The comments are not kind to them.

    “Vanilla ISIS”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcOIdVMa4-0

    • Bj Lincoln

      The comments are great! Everyone is laughing at this guy and the situation.

      • Gustav2

        Yes, there seems to be a groundswell of mocking and laughter for their cause.

        • BearEyes

          it’s the best response.

      • BobSF_94117

        Oh, cuz mocking and teasing always helps with this sort of persecution delusion…

        • medaka

          Yes, actually. It does.

          More mocking, please.

        • Bj Lincoln

          It is the best we can do. The feds don’t seem to be doing much.

          • BobSF_94117

            They want the feds to “do something”, so not doing anything is the best thing to do… erh… not do. You know what I mean.

          • Bj Lincoln

            I do BUT…If these morons were ANY other color or faith, the feds would have blown it up by now. Why should a bunch of stupid white christians get the kid glove treatment!?

          • BobSF_94117

            Well, maybe. When Native Americans seized Alcatraz, the feds didn’t force their way in for nineteen months. Of course, those were simpler times before the militarization of… well… everything.

          • Paula

            Ask this group to move to Alcatraz. They can be easily ignored and forgotten there.

          • JCF

            Um…No (Said NorCal.)

          • David Walker

            I really do think the fed has this one right. Patriots are fame whores. Ignore them at your peril, but by the same token, ignoring a child throwing a temper tantrum works, too (yes, personal experience).

          • Bj Lincoln

            Ignoring a child is one thing. Ignoring these people only allows other to think they can do it too with impunity. Would the feds play it the same way if they were ANY other color or faith? The government has to stop with the unfair treatment.

          • Chucktech

            The FED’s, BJ? I’m not so sure. Racist good ol’ boy police departments? That’s a different story.

          • leastyebejudged

            It’s a freakin BIRD SANCTUARY in the dead of winter.

            I would also consider this a very ultra low priority event so far as managing law enforcement resources goes.

          • bzrd

            BJ, please google map the site if you haven’t done it already. They are in the middle of a place flatter than a pancake with cold and wind. The refuge was closed for the season. They are not in a grocery store on main street. The media should be kept away as should anyone else. This is when silence really is golden. They need to be forgotten by the rest of us.

          • Homo Erectus

            Give them a month out there – They’ll be “Donner Partying”.

          • tcinsf

            Why don’t they do like they did to Noriega – surround the building, nobody goes in or out, cut the power and the water, blast Celine Dion 24 hours/day, and wait until they come crawling out begging to be taken to an Applebees

          • David Walker

            Email the FBI with this. Definitely has possibilities.

          • Todd20036

            We talking about the Walmartyrs or Hanson?

          • David Walker

            Oh, the Walmartyrs. Yokel Haram. Vanilla ISIS. God I love the names people are coming up with.

          • Sporkfighter

            Creativity always leans to the left.

          • Paula

            With a generous portion of MMMBop by the Hansens thrown in.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

          • Homo Erectus

            All right! OK! I surrender. Just turn it off!

          • charemor

            Celine Dion is cruel punishment.

          • The Feds and Local Law Enforcement haven’t done anything, because they need to send a huge amount of Law Enforcement to a very sparsely populated county. There is 7 thousand people who lived in a very big county, (Harney) The closest FBI office is probably in Bend, with the main Federal Offices based in Portland, 5-6 hour drive in right now bad winter weather in the PNW…

            If these terrorists took over the Harney County Courthouse in Burns, or something, there would be an immediate response. They are fifty miles away from Burns, Oregon, which is already a very isolated place, hanging out literally in the middle of nowhere, (Malheur Lake) taking over a seasonal Wildlife Refuge Building… The terrorists are doing this as much for PR sakes, and knowing they have better chance, then doing something closer to town..

          • leastyebejudged

            Do you have any examples of the feds “blowing up” someone else based on their color or faith ? I’m just curious as to why an over-reaction would ever be OK, like the kind at Ruby Ridge, that seems to be what you’re wanting here ?

          • CottonBlimp

            These fuckers keep pushing the line. They’re not like al Qaeda, with a specific agenda they’re willing to die for. They’re like children with a parent who’s too weak to tell them “no”. They’re just going to keep doing worse and worse shit as long as they think they can get away with it.

            Draw the line here, and not when they’ve actually started murdering people.

          • bzrd

            You’re right, a line should be drawn; no one crosses it except the feds thus no media coverage. Keep them there ’til they run out of whatever then off to the clink. We only need to know when the trial starts.

          • CottonBlimp

            Damn right! We don’t need a bloodbath, but there needs to be some fucking justice. Cliven Bundy still hasn’t paid any of that money he owes the government, meanwhile you still have black people in debtor’s prisons over bullshit like minor fines.

          • leastyebejudged

            LOL, well that doesn’t sound hysterical at all.

          • CottonBlimp

            How the hell is it histrionic to think that people playing make-believe armed-insurrection with actual guns might be stupid enough to use them?

          • Prixator

            I think it’s because there are many million more stupid, white christains in the country.

            And didn’t the checks just arrive recently?

          • charemor

            Wht about this? Leave the fed’s out of it and let the rest of us go there and “take back our country”.

      • ColdCountry

        Now there’s an idea. Surround them with people pointing and laughing non-stop until they slink home.

        • David Walker

          Patriots have a “different” sense of “humor.” They would get their jollies by shooting all the people pointing and laughing.

      • chrisinphx

        The best comment I read was…”Good luck with your divorce”

    • BearEyes

      I love the #vanillaISIS

      • safari2bongaloo

        #Walmartyr (stolen)

    • Everyone loves a manipulative bossy bottom who doesn’t know how to STFU already.

      #ByeFelicia!

    • Joseph Miceli

      This piece of shit is an insult to me and anyone else who’s ever worn the uniform.

      Traitor, I hope you take one right between the eyes.

    • Michael Rush
      • Dramphooey

        I’m not big on tattoos but that is the most repulsive one I’ve ever seen. Don’t use my flag in a vain attempt to hide the fact that you have no definition.

        • Todd20036

          It’s almost as if he sees his life as worthless, no worthy accomplishments, and no hope of it getting any better.

          So he tries to take pride in something that required no effort – namely having been born in the US.

          And this may seem a bit messed up, but I kind of get a “vibe” from him.

          • CottonBlimp

            You notice you never see this dumb patriotic behavior from successful people in America.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Ammo Bundy was on TV this morning saying he has
            a ” Truck Service ” ( whatever the fuck that is ) that employs 20 some people

          • CottonBlimp

            Was it actually his, or did he acquire it in an armed takeover?

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Me too Todd

      • Marc

        He seems like a well adjusted and functioning member of society.

        • Dramphooey

          With great taste in chair covers. I guess it looks better than repairing torn faux leather with duct tape.

          • Roy Biv

            Don’t insult his mom’s sense of interior design.

    • Dramphooey

      Stopped at :13. I couldn’t take the Glenn Beck phony emotions.

    • David Walker

      Is this the same “patriot” pictured elsewhere in this thread flipping us off (not very exciting) with the flag tattooed on his not very exciting chest? Sometimes they all look alike to me.

    • tcinsf

      Vanilla ISIS is BRILLIANT!

    • Bryan

      He’s so earnest!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      His wife is probably relieved he is out of the house.

    • charemor

      This guy is seriously disturbed.

  • sherman

    At least Tom Laughlin was cute, and Billy Jack was standing up for a good cause.

    “Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of heaven, you can justify it in the end.” Describes teabaggers perfectly.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5POi-T4Dlw

  • I love those Taiwanese Animators!

  • Jimmie Z

    YeeHawdists

  • BobSF_94117

    That’s silly. If the protesters were black, they wouldn’t even be in a National Forest.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Tttt….Tttttt….TROLL!
      Racist Troll!

      • BobSF_94117

        It’s a racial observation. And a bit of a joke. I live(d) in a predominantly black neighborhood and they had National Park Service posters on the bus stops encouraging people to visit the parks. The Service has a concerted program to increase minority visitors. (It’s a good thing… the parks are a national treasure everyone should enjoy.)

        • Joseph Miceli

          Sometimes it is racism and xenophobia…sometimes it isn’t. For instance: Why do some gay people dress in drag? Why do some Latinos go swimming in t-shirts? Why are black men more likely to get killed by police?
          Sometimes it is just observation, but I’m not sure about the whole National Park thing. Don’t black people like the outdoors as much as white people?

          • BobSF_94117
          • Joseph Miceli

            That really is a shame. EVERYONE should enjoy the parks. I am just starting to get interested in camping again, at 51, and I think it is a shame more people don’t take advantage of our Federal Lands to enjoy nature.

          • BobSF_94117

            We can get a bit too obsessed with equality of outcome. I’m sure Italian-American use of the parks is well below that of Anglos. Sometimes it’s just a cultural thing.

          • Bj Lincoln

            I miss camping. My family camped. I was a girl scout and boy scout leader with my son. My BBF and I camped all the time with our kids. Not so much in the last 10 years. Enjoy.

          • Bj Lincoln

            No they don’t. The darker the skin, the hotter the sun feels. I have one leg tattooed in a lot of black and one with lighter colors. My black knee gets hot fast. I understand some things just are. I spent years trying to get anyone other than white people to come see the arts. No matter what I did, it never happened.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Hmmmm…..interesting.

        • Malheur Lake is pretty isolated, and if far off major interstates, compare to most National Forest Wilderness Areas, or National Parks, (like Mt. Rainier or Olympic National Park)

          If you weren’t a fisherman in the spring, or a bird watcher. You would think being sent to Malheur Lake was cruel and unusual punishment. It is a Northern Desert, flat, and much of a dry lake bed during the summer months. There are some beautiful areas in Harney County like the Steens Mountains, but the area is very empty.

          i would pushed anyone to go to any National Park. If you are worried that there are bunch of dangerous rednecks around the National Parks, I would suggest going to places like Yosemite, Redwoods National Park, Olympic National Park, Acadia National Park in Maine, Isle Royale in Michigan, and Sequoia National Park..

        • Kelly Lape

          Growing up, I went with the neighbor family to several swimming holes, all in State and National Parks.

          Just as my experience doesn’t define a race, neither does yours. – end semi-snark ;;;;;

          • BobSF_94117

            My comment isn’t based on personal experience. I was just aware that the NPS is promoting the parks in the black community and that there is a concern that the parks aren’t serving some minority communities. It’s also a theme some black comedians have mined to good effect.

      • ColdCountry

        I read it more as jaded snark, but I haven’t finished my first coffee yet.

        • Bj Lincoln

          I did not read it as a snark. Sorry all.

    • medaka

      you forgot the snark tag.

      • BobSF_94117

        I wonder if we need a semi-snark… like a semicolon…

        • medaka

          A semi-snark colon would’ve helped. At the very least, my snark-o-meter needs to be nuance-recalibrated.

        • David Walker

          You should read the play, “W;t.” A whole lot of emphasis over and importance attached to a semicolon. The HBO movie is good, too (Emma Thompson, a non-singing Audra MacDonald, and Eileen Atkins), but I tend to go with the original source…which, oddly and come to think about it, is a sizable part of the play.

          • tcinsf

            That was a great play. I saw Judith Light perform it in SF.

          • David Walker

            That would have been an Event. jealous jealous jealous

      • tcinsf

        I saw the snark from 20′ away.

        • Fyva Prold

          Why didn’t you capture it?

  • Gerry Fisher

    Ummm…yep!

  • Nax

    Someone in the comments called him a “walmartyr.” They just keep coming!

    • medaka

      “Walmartyr,” heh. That’s a fucking keeper.

  • Prion

    .,,

    • CottonBlimp

      The irony is, they both have the mind of a child playing pretend.

  • Prion

    ,..

  • Ninja0980

    Tuned into Faux News, no surprises that they are joking about them and more or less cheering these thugs on.

    • Chucktech

      So, not even Fox News takes them seriously, but says, Yay GO for it? You’d think these teabaggers with their semi-automatic penises would find that a bit condescending. Of course, they’d have to know what that word meant, wouldn’t they?

      • David Walker

        Nor would they consider the word “diss.” That’s a colored word. Their options are few.

    • skeptical_inquirer

      I’d like to see these nutters visit Faux News and try to see the people there. You know, just to be friendly, and see how funny the talking heads think THAT is.

  • Prion

    ,.,

  • Prion

    ,,.

  • Prion

    ,,,

  • Dramphooey

    I’d like to see something done about this because while I do understand that about 99% of these asshole are posturing, probably harmless idiots I can’t believe this isn’t encouraging them to go further.

    I’ve been watching them on Facebook. A seventy one year old man–71!–posts a video asking others to join them and the comments are all by mental and social misfits who make excuses and pray for them. It’s all a big fucking joke to these morons, all who claim to be too poor to go or they don’t have a car. Sorry, dudes, I can’t make the revolution because I don’t have a fucking ride.

    • LonelyLiberal

      I couldn’t make it because I actually took my meds this morning and those made me disinclined to do anything crazy.

      • Dramphooey

        Prayers to all! My SSI check hasn’t arrived yet so I’m kind of strapped. But I’m with you in spirit!

        • Sporkfighter

          I, uh . . . yeah, I’d go, but I have a Pop Tart in the toaster.

  • This feels like an exucse for these boys to brokeback mountain gay bear orgy it.

    • Fyva Prold

      This is when the Army unshelves the Gay Bomb (real project) and drops it on the Y’All Qaeda.

  • bob

    Just throw a net over them .

    • Wish them into the cornfield, Bob. Please?

      • bob

        If I could, I would ! And it would be a crowded place, lol.

  • Rusty Redfield

    Vanilla ISIS.

    • Stev84

      YokelHaram waging YeeHawd

  • Menergy

    Y’all are on a hilarious roll! Keep it up! LOLOLOL

  • marshlc

    OK, If I were an American citizen, I would really be choked about this. Public land belongs to everyone, and these assholes think they get to decide who can privately profit from it? Not patriots, just more bums sucking off the government tit.

  • Duane Dimitrov

    Y’All Qaeda.

    Love it. Especially since these morons will hate hate HATE it sooooo much.

    After all, in their minds they’re America’s Number One Super Patriots™.

    • Sporkfighter

      What they need are Captain America underoos.

  • leastyebejudged

    I kind of feel safer, knowing they’re all congregating at an abandoned bird sanctuary in the middle of nowhere in the middle of winter…

    This is really a win-win situation for everybody !

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      not for the birds 🙁

      • Nychta

        Yeah. From a ThinkProgress article:

        “The Audubon Society describes the Malheur preserve as “one of the premiere sites for birds and birding in the U.S.” The group notes that it is a critical link in the migratory pattern of multiple species and “regularly supports hundreds of thousands of waterfowl and tens of thousands of shorebirds, including a significant proportion of the total populations of several species.” President Theodore Roosevelt established the refuge in 1908 after hunters nearly exterminated multiple species that gathered there by the thousands during the migratory season.”

        http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/01/03/3735647/malheur-lake-oregon-militia-explainer/

      • bzrd

        It’s winter. they’re gone or frozen.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          no

  • Sporkfighter

    So this is what the Taiwanese, those people who have been holding off China using a successful mix of subtle diplomacy and military preparedness think of us.

    I’m so embarrassed.

  • Mark Lewis

    Haven’t they been arrested yet? Jesus. Walk through the building with a ham on a stick and lead them outta there like the pied piper. Done.

  • This here is one of the best / funniest things I’ve seen:

    https://twitter.com/Clarknt67/status/684041031092973568/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw