Kylie Minogue – Off With His Shirt [VIDEO]

In tonight’s season debut episode of ABC’s Galavant, Kylie Minogue guest stars as the queen who performs a camp disco number with real-life boyfriend Joshua Sasse. Gay references abound: “Don’t be shy boys / go to town / I’ll bet that chest / Is heaven blessed.” Also: “Save some room, boys, for dessert / Oh, off with his shirt.” Watch below.

  • bkmn

    Needs more male nudity.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      “The world needs more male nudity!”

      My proposed contribution to bumper-sticker wisdom sayings

      • bkmn

        ..

        • Palmer

          Some of us look better clothed!

          • bkmn

            That may be true, but it sure feels so much better without clothing. Let your body breathe.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Yyyyeah, I don’t think we’ve met….

        • Brian Moore

          They’ve never seen me, then. I could get them to change their minds.

        • B Snow
      • Good Shot Green

        Male nudity is the best nudity.

    • Justin

      And cowbell.

  • I would have rather seen Joe in this video.

    • John30013

      Can’t we have both? Sounds like a winning platform to me, candidate JB!

  • KCMC

    Toss him to the bear. Such punishment.

    • Todd20036

      I saw that too. I bet he made a few gents on this forum swoon too

  • Joseph Miceli

    I will always love her, because she loves US!!

    • Jeffrey

      right!?

    • Todd20036

      Except if you were there, they’d rip off your shirt too, web slinger

      • Jimmie Z

        This is true.

  • Jeffrey

    Joshua Sasse is Kylie’s boyfriend? That bitch really does have it all!

  • ClevelandJim

    “a beefcake Happy Meal”–LOVE it! lmao

  • Michael Rush

    It’s gleehistoric .

    • Phillip in L.A.

      props! and so early on a Sunday morning…..

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    I like the song. She should develop it into a fully produced dance record.

    • Edmund Allin

      Fully agree!

  • tcinsf

    If I remember correctly, season 1 was such a disappointment that I didn’t make it past a couple of episodes. This clip may wind up being the only watchable moment.

    • Eli Bradley

      Which is why they decided to have a season 2? This comment of yours… it makes no sense.

      • tcinsf

        Who the fuck are you, the comment police? My opinion, and it is my opinion only, is that the first season was bad and, if memory serves, distinctly unfunny once you got past the few seasons that were repeated in the commercials over, and over, and over again. That others liked it and the network decided to produce another season doesn’t change the fact that I thought it was a disappointment.

        • Eli Bradley

          I’d love to know your idea of ‘funny’. Since it’s a 30 minute show, if you could limit your selections to that format, that would be great.

    • Duh-David

      I agree; I, too, struggled through a half-dozen episodes, and was surprised they got a second season.

  • another_steve

    It’s like the BBC’s “Blackadder,” but queerified. (As if that series could be any more queer, that is.)

    (Show me love and tell me you agree that Rowan Atkinson is one of the funniest men alive.)

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Sorry, another_steve, but compared to the crew at Python (Monty) Ltd., Mr. Atkinson and “Blackadder” have always seemed somehow wanting to me

      (Ducks to avoid the coming shitstorm.)

      Still loves ya, though! ;}

    • bcarter3

      Just re-watched the “Blackadder Christmas” special last week. Series 2 and 3 of “Blackadder” contain some of the most brilliantly hilarious comedy in the history of television.

      • another_steve

        Thank you. I like Rowan Atkinson in “Mr. Bean,” but in Blackadder he is absolutely absolutely brilliant.

        In my opinion, one of television’s comedic greats — on a par with, for example, Lucille Ball.

    • Jeffrey

      I am a huge Blackadder fan. Some of the best and driest one liners ever. “You ride a horse rather less well than another horse might.”

  • This is a deliciously camp series! I heard millions of conservative butts tightening up during the first season.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHldg50zPo0

  • Phillip in L.A.

    Didn’t know anyone still watched “regular” tee-vee any more!

    But given the interestingly prurient content, maybe I’ll start again

  • Alex

    Soon to be in regular rotation at every gay video bar in the US.

  • pickypecker
    • bambinoitaliano

      That would make anyone go for the polar dip.

      • another_steve

        But but but… we of (in my case, somewhat diminished with age) libido must always ask the question: Does he have a soul?

        Will he remember the anniversary of your mother’s death and pat you on the head that day, in a show of kindness?

        Will he tell you that your cheesecake (which looks and tastes like the contents of one’s stomach) is ambrosia from the gods?

        Will he ignore your occasional unintended farts?

        • bambinoitaliano

          Nah he won’t stay long enough to need that. Plenty of bears in the forest 🙂

        • Duh-David

          You have to eat the icing before you get to the cake. And I’m telling you, from here, that icing looks mighty fine.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Does he have a soul?

          Cockblast of the Damned.

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    • JT

      Someone needs to be licked dry.

    • Good Shot Green

      Sigh. Hairy chests are the best chests.

    • bkmn

      How could anyone be a vegetarian with him around?

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Meatlovers rejoice!

  • bambinoitaliano
    • Mark

      Oh my!! Someone spilled his seed!

      • bambinoitaliano

        When he’s done seething the gays, he goes seeding behind his wife.

    • rusty57

      Oh, for the love of Christ!

    • Jeffrey

      Oh wow. That was actually some pretty hot stuff! If that doesn’t get him into heaven then I don’t know what will!

    • Joseph Miceli

      Well, well…I see at the link that someone is fond of diddling his “no no hole.” I bet that gets him sent to Hell faster than an unwanted pregnancy gets flushed on prom night.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Check out the comment section. Someone posted two video links of his moral struggle 🙂

  • Frostbite

    Joshua is cute and all but I want that Timothy Omundson. Yum!

    • Jeffrey

      I wouldn’t argue about being in a sandwich with them both

  • JT

    His pants need to come off too.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i’m scandalized, appalled and feelin a little frisky

    • Phillip in L.A.

      You just described my everyday-wear attitude!

    • another_steve

      I remember “frisky,” Sam. Gettin’ a bit distant in the memory, but I remember it.

      I was frisky in my youth, back in the 1970s.

      There are public parks in New York City with grass and trees once fertilized by my friskiness.

  • Dan

    Dammit. Now I have to hate her. I’ll have to hate her almost as much as I used to hate Meg Ryan for shacking up with a young Dennis Quaid.

    • another_steve

      Oh I know. I know.

      I harbor a great hatred for the conniving Berinthia “Berry” Berenson, who ensnared the young and very queer Anthony Perkins when he was a mere queerling and made him give her babies.

    • Good Shot Green

      My gosh, ’80s Dennis Quaid. Suspect, Innerspace, The Big Easy, Everybody’s All American. Wee gay me was in love.

  • Dana Chilton

    she’s awesome

  • Phillip in L.A.

    So this show takes place in a medieval gay bar?

    Quinn, are you still over there at ABC? This has your pawprints all over it ;}

  • TheSpinMonkey

    The only song she has ever sang that I liked

  • unclemike

    I don’t think I have had as consistent a good time as I have watching “Galavant.” And it looks like tonight’s episode is no different! Huzzah!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Where do they come from? What do they want from me?”

    • anne marie in philly

      the producers, correct?

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Actually a line from Joseph Bologna. I forget the film. He and his guy-pals are lunching at a tennis club as scads of scantily clad tennis bunnies stroll by, paying no mind to their table. It’s still all too much for JB’s character, and he outbursts the above line.

        When I’m feeling …. overwhelmed… I help myself to the line.

  • TKW

    That Joshua Sasse is sassy!

  • bcarter3

    The wonderful first season of Gallivant was one of the great surprises of TV 2015, up there with Mr Robot and UnReal. Delighted to see it’s back.

  • safari2bongaloo

    #DiscoLives

  • Natty Enquirer

    Sounds exactly like an Eric Lane Barnes tune. Gay mens’ choruses will be performing this in 3-2-1 …

  • This alone should be enough to guarantee Galavant a third series.

    • Jeffrey

      Certainly got my attention!

  • seant426

    The B-Side of the 12″ is much better: “Off with His Pants.”

  • Nicholas Rostov

    How extraordinarily fucking condescending. Who the fuck is this talentless bitch presenting this faggotry? Any woman in any ensemble of any Broadway musical sings better. Streisand in the 60s was all, faggots this, faggots that. Hasn’t this fool not learned that gay men no longer huddle in bars on Christopher Street? And haven’t we?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I’m pretty sure she’s more up on reality than your cliches.

    • Jeffrey

      Wow. What’s with the Kyliephobic talk? Kyliephobia is not tolerated. By the way using the word “faggot” is no longer considered edgy. Also “hasn’t this fool not learned” is a double negative. And in case you hadn’t noticed, there are plenty of gay men who would huddle around Joshua Sasse in a gay bar or a straight bar or a karaoke bar.

      • This. I don’t understand the current trend to straightwash gay men. A few notable folks here included. We’re part of the mainstream now and suddenly we have to meet some sort of cold war era masculine stereotype. Nah. Fuck that noise. They can toe that line somewhere else, perhaps at a log cabin Republican meeting.

        • Jeffrey

          Amen. Bring on the Kylie and Ill let Joshua Sasse gaybait me all day.

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  • Richard, another Canuck

    Why stop at the shirt!

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
    • What movie is this from?

      • TexasBoy

        TV Show – Galavant on ABC

        • NMNative

          Incredibly handsome man, terrible show. We tried watching last year and thought it was awful; Incredible hot man notwithstanding.

  • Google “Joshua Sasse Naked Rogue” and click on “video” for more fun

    • Jeffrey

      well HELLO! That was awesome.

  • stuckinthewoods

    Pretty gay, but I was watching the Simpsons where Montgomery Burns looked at Smithers using a device and said, “are you playing that Grindr game again?”

  • Brian Moore

    God love this campy ass show! 😀

  • LonelyLiberal

    I’ve never watched it before, but did tonight. It was campy, amusing fun and if I remember it in the future, I’ll watch.

  • Galavant is inspired lunacy, and the actor himself is stunning. The whole thing just makes me happy.

  • TheManicMechanic

    So many gay references and culture have made their way into mainstream entertainment. Part of me wishes it was still our little secret, but I’m sure lots of others will find entertainment in it. Of course, there will be the godrotted hater prudes, once they see something like this and begin touching themselves inappropriately, will fire off hate mail and try and ruin it for everyone.

    • LOL The Log Cabin Republicans are organizing a letter writing campaing as we speak.

    • CanuckDon

      The gay references and other campy dialogue seem a bit too forced and obvious. There was something more titillating and satisfying in finding our own gems of entertainment and references in the days of our secretive world. I think it has something to do with not wanting to be so easy and predictable.

  • Ogre Magi

    That bit about feeding them to the bear made me LOL

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  • goofy_joe

    What was this beautifulness? How am I supposed to sleep now?

  • Lane

    You know, a lot of words rhyme with “pants”, too.

  • TKW

    I’m hearing hints of “It’s Raining Men”…love it.

  • TheSpinMonkey

    Still deciding if I like his beard or not…. Not into fuzzy things……Oh and the old cougar Kylie is dating that 28 y.o. the cradle robber

  • This is a real show?

  • EqualityForAll

    For all you serious critics out there, take a chill pill. This is nothing but silly, campy fun. The lyrics are awful, and the dialogue almost as bad. All in all, though, it’s lighthearted and somewhat titillating My favorite character? That swizzle-stick, skinny-legged chef. He kind of reminds me of Ellen (at least his facial features and demeanor do.) It’s just a lot of fun!