Monthly Archives: December 2015

Todd Starnes: Evil Oregon Stole Money From Jesus

“Melissa Klein was checking her bank accounts just a few weeks before Christmas when her face turned ashen. The money was gone – every single penny. Oregon’s Bureau of Labor and Industries had confiscated all the cash in Mrs. Klein’s checking account and savings account as well as a special account set aside for their church tithe.  Yes, friends – ...

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Anti-Gay Bakers Read “Mean” Tweets From Horrible Homosexuals For Whom They’re Praying [VIDEO]

JMG reader Robert points us to this new video from anti-gay bakers Aaron and Melissa Klein, who snicker at the mean tweets sent by horrible homosexuals for whom they totally feel sorry. They’re praying for you meanies! Watch below. Yesterday the Kleins finally paid their $135K doxxing fine – leaving them only $365K (at least) richer for their awful, awful ...

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The Three Degrees – TSOP / Dirty Ol’ Man [VIDEO]

Backed by a full orchestra, 70s disco divas The Three Degrees performed a medley of their hits last week at the Max Proms in the Netherlands. The group is due to release a tribute to Philly soul/disco which includes covers of hits by The O-Jays, The Trammps, McFadden & Whitehead, Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes, and more. Their lineup ...

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Teabagistan REALLY Hates This Photo

President Obama’s Twitter team has sent out the above image with this caption: “Suit up—it’s President Obama’s final State of the Union. Say you’ll tune in.” The reaction across Teabagistan has been quite amusing. Iowa Hawk blogger David Burge: “This picture says more about the state of the nation than his mouth ever could.” Admittedly, the photo is kind of trolltastic ...

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Glee Star Mark “Puck” Salling Arrested For Child Porn

TMZ reports: “Glee” star Mark Salling has just been arrested for possessing child porn, TMZ has confirmed. We’re told the LAPD’s Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force obtained a warrant and served it Tuesday morning, as first reported by the TV show “Crime Watch Daily.” We’re told cops searched Salling’s computer at his Sunland home and found hundreds of images. ...

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Brian Brown Has A Money Beg Sadz Face

“I have to admit that my heart sank when I looked at yesterday’s fundraising report. We still have $92,160 in unclaimed matching funds that we will lose if more of our supporters do not step up with a critically-needed end-of-year gift. Let me be clear — we are not engaged in some quixotic flight of fancy hoping to restore a ...

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Ted Cruz: Win A Shotgun With My Name On It

If you sign up for the Ted Cruz money beg list, you’ll be entered to win a shotgun which is engraved with his name. What, no assault rifle? I’ve signed up just for the viral video fun that could result from sawing it into a million pieces. Note the disclaimer for the contest: “Promotion open only to U.S. citizens, or ...

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Ted Cruz: On My First Day In Office I’ll Undo Every One Of Obama’s “Illegal” Executive Orders

Via the right wing Washington Examiner: Surging Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz is laying out what would be the most aggressive first day in office ever for a new president, starting with the elimination of “every single illegal and unconstitutional” executive action taken by President Obama. In an epilogue to his father Rafael Cruz’s upcoming autobiography, the Texas senator ...

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Breitbart Has The Oregon Bakery Sadz

You guys, Breitbart editor John Nolte is VERY UPSET that Oregon’s anti-gay bakers have finally paid their fine for doxxing a local gay couple after being found guilty of violating their state’s public accommodation laws. Clearly, only followers of White Jesus are entitled to such protections. And if you dare complain about being targeted for online harassment, you are just ...

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NEW HAMPSHIRE: Trump Slams “Sleazebag Lowlife” Publisher Of State’s Largest Newspaper [VIDEO]

And once again Donald Trump turns into a whiny titty baby when faced with criticism. NBC News reports: Donald Trump referred to the biggest newspaper in New Hampshire as a “pile of garbage” Monday night after the New Hampshire Union-Leader ran a front-page editorial calling him an insult to the intelligence of voters in the state. Speaking to a crowd ...

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New Book: Communist China’s First Premier Was Gay

Whoa. Via Reuters: A book to be published in Hong Kong in the new year says Zhou Enlai, Communist China’s much-respected first premier, was probably gay despite his long marriage, and had once been in love with a male schoolmate two years his junior. It is a contention certain to be controversial in China, where the Communist Party likes to ...

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“Affluenza” Teen & Mother Captured In Mexico

The drunk driving Texas teenager who avoided prison for killing four people with his now-infamous “affluenza” defense has been captured with his mother in Puerto Vallarta. Ethan Couch, 18, and his mother had been the targets of an international manhunt after he failed to comply with his probation stipulations. From the BBC: Officials in the Tarrant County District Attorney’s office ...

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WASHINGTON: AG Urges State Supreme Court To Uphold Ruling Against Florist Barronelle Stutzman

Via press release: Attorney General Bob Ferguson late last night filed a brief with the Washington State Supreme Court urging the justices to uphold a Benton County Superior Court decision ordering a Richland florist to stop discriminating against gay and lesbian customers seeking flowers for their weddings. In a February 18, 2015 ruling, the Superior Court found that Arlene’s Flowers, ...

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Vandal Sledgehammers Philly’s Rainbow Crosswalk

UPDATE BELOW. Philadelphia’s NBC affiliate reports: A man armed with a sledgehammer began pounding away at a Center City crosswalk that celebrates Philadelphia’s LGBT community as shocked onlookers watched Monday night. The guy just began hammering away at 13th and Locust streets in the neighborhood, commonly called the Gayborhood, around 10:25 p.m. An onlooker captured cellphone video of the hammering ...

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ISRAEL: Ultra-Orthodox Lawmakers Boycott Swearing-In Of First Gay Likud Member Of Knesset

Ynet News reports: Likud’s first openly-gay MK Amir Ohana, who entered the Knesset following the retirement of minister Silvan Shalom, was sworn in on Monday, while members of ultra-Orthodox faction United Torah Judaism decided to leave the plenum in protest. “I am here with everything that I am – the things I chose to be and those I didn’t – ...

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Carly Fiorina: Bill Clinton Is Fair Game [VIDEO]

Carly Fiorina appeared on Fox News yesterday to defend Donald Trump’s attacks on Hillary Clinton over her husband’s infidelity. Via The Hill: “Of course Bill Clinton is fair game,” she said on Fox News’s “Fox and Friends.” “He’s a former president.” Fiorina said, however, that the former first lady and secretary of State is her own candidate. “But you’re not ...

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Motörhead Founder Lemmy Dies At Age 70

Via the Guardian: Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister, founding member and singer in the British heavy metal band Motörhead, has died at the age of 70 shortly after learning he had been diagnosed with cancer. The band announced on their Facebook page that Lemmy learned of the disease on 26 December, and was at home when he died. Lemmy, born Ian Fraser ...

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OREGON: Anti-Gay Bakery Finally Pays Up

Despite raising over $500K via Christian crowdfunding campaigns, Oregon’s anti-gay bakery refused to pay its fine. Until today: The co-owner of a Gresham bakery that refused to make a wedding cake for a lesbian couple delivered a $136,927 check that covers the couple’s damages following the January 2013 incident. Aaron and Melissa Klein, the owners of Sweet Cakes by Melissa, ...

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Bush Challenges Trump To One-On-One Debate

Well, it wouldn’t be boring. The Hill reports: Jeb Bush on Monday challenged Republican front-runner Donald Trump to a one-on-one debate. Speaking to a gathering at the Forum Club in Palm Beach, Fla., Bush was asked by the moderator what he would say to Trump if he were to walk in the room at that moment. “Donald, I’ll take you ...

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Rafael Cruz: The US Constitution And Declaration Of Independence Were Pretty Much Written By Jesus

“I believe without a shadow of a doubt that the reason the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States have lasted over two centuries is that they were divinely inspired and then written by men who had spent time on their knees. These were men of God seeking revelation from God, and that’s what He gave them. ...

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