Pastor Kevin Swanson: Hillary Clinton Will Lead Most American Kids Into Homosexuality [AUDIO]

“Why wouldn’t Hillary Clinton get full rein upon this nation to continue the destructive pattern, destroy the social fabric of the nation — the family, of course — so that of course there will be 75 percent of kids born outside of wedlock to single mothers by the year 2030, so to be sure that tremendous majorities of American kids are taken down the track towards homosexuality?” – Pastor Kevin Swanson, who advocates for executing unrepentant homosexuals, speaking yesterday on his radio show.

  • DaddyRay

    Woot more Homosexuals – Hillary Clinton has my vote!

    • CanuckDon

      Hopefully that means more bars again.

      • DaddyRay

        And more Gay Lobbies

        • Paula

          Tasteful, but, I’m not much on pink.

          • DaddyRay

            Well that is the best part, there will be more

        • Oscarlating Wildely
          • DaddyRay

            Well Barbie has to have some hobby since Ken isn’t that exciting in the sack

          • Reality.Bites

            Or in the sac.

          • DaddyRay

            He needs an adadicktomy

          • zhera

            Addadickonme?

          • vorpal

            I know how Barbie feels…
            Undressing my friend’s sister’s Ken doll was one of the biggest disappointments of my childhood.

          • Oh’behr

            Same with G.I. Joe in the 1960s.

          • GanymedeRenard

            I had the same disappointment with He-Man. I mean, He-Man. What else could have been more butch back then?

          • GanymedeRenard

            Ha! Same here.

          • vorpal

            LOL I like you more and more with every comment :D.
            I was like, “Grafted-on BRIEFS? NOOOOO… THWARTED!”
            So instead I had to organize sleepovers and then orchestrate ways to get all my guy friends naked.

            I remember being pretty damn good at that :-).

          • GanymedeRenard

            Where were you during my entire childhood, you naughty one, you!

          • vorpal

            Where were YOU during my childhood? =grins= I could have used a gay friend back then.

            But hey… even though I’m a big boy now, I still like to have sleepovers and play games that result in guys getting naked, so come on over and we can make up for lost time :D.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Name the place and time and a bell will ring. In front of you will be, hmmm, how should I put it, let’s just say it’s going to be another big boy who’s more than willing to make up for lost time. Eagerness will show. And it’s going to be fun, oh yes. Where on the mapamundi can I find you? 😉

          • Bad Tom

            Not even a goddamn angry inch.

        • Joe knows who I am.

          THAT is definitely a gay lobby.

        • Ronald Reagan is Dead!

          Even more Gay Lobbies.

          • pj

            now you are talking

          • Jeffrey

            Gay Lobby Las Vegas

        • Todd20036

          What about Aaron Schocks Gay lobby?

      • douglas

        Better print way more copies of THE GAY AGENDA.

    • Doug105

      Damn it, I wanted to vote for Bernie at least in the primary, but knowing this how can I?

    • Terry

      This is just crazy, I don’t like Hillary for the Presidency but this line of attack is just dumb!

  • CanuckDon

    Sheesh….where’s the “Oh Christ…not this asshole again” image?

    • Sashineb
      • Hue-Man
        • Sashineb

          Thanks. I wonder why it didn’t appear like that for me. Usually, the links work OK.

          • Hue-Man

            No idea. I didn’t know if mine would work (I went to the website image, right click, copy image location then paste in comment). Was saving others the bother. Blame Disqus!

    • OrliJoe in Fla

      Here you go

  • Mike C

    You know it’s gonna be good and extra wacky when the usually brief Right Wing Watch gives you a whole 5 minutes.

    • JoeMyGod

      That’s the first thing I thought when I saw the clip’s running time.

  • Justin

    I suppose I should pity him for his obvious dementia.

    • TampaDink

      Which makes you the better person. But we suspected that all along.

    • PLAINTOM

      Nah, just sit back and laugh.

  • Chris H.

    Now who left their copy of the Gay Agenda laying around again?!?

    • Paula

      It was me. I was in a church stealing hymnals and buybulls. We were out of toilet paper. It must have fallen out of my pocket.

      • DaddyRay

        Dang it Paula, you had one job

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        See, this is why we can’t have nice things. Like World Domination. Or brunch.

        • Bad Tom

          If I have to choose between World Domination or Brunch, I’ll definitely take Brunch.
          ——
          Tastier. And way less trouble.

    • Good Shot Green

      I’m still waiting for my copy. I’ve been out for over twenty years – where is it? And my toaster? I’ve been gypped.

  • Christopher Gilbert

    That dude has issues. I advocate executing him. LOL, not really but it would be very nice to hear and see him less. This is one person who really needs to stay in the closet.

    • Beagle

      I’m sure we can find a suitable deserted island for him.

  • isthisdavid

    You just know he has more than a few rentboys in his past.

    • Mike C

      Yeah, probably as far back as last weekend.

      • Mark

        Or last night.

        • Oscarlating Wildely

          Or during this interview.

          You did hear that voice going up at certain points as he’s going on about nooks and crannies (was this an interview about English muffins?).

    • Wh does God’s hand look like the Rann of Kutch there?

    • NancyP

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    • Randolph Finder

      Why is the Lightning bolt aimed at Bermuda?

      • olandp

        It’s the pink sand beaches.

        • And the fashion abomination known as Bermuda shorts.

          • Michael Rush

            Excessive freeballing .

      • Duane Dimitrov

        Bermuda deserves to be glassed.

      • Terry

        The Bermuda Triangle

      • Six Pins Delores

        His aim sucks

        • Amanda B. Rekendwith

          Gawd refuses to wear bifocals.

      • Jeffrey

        Fucking Bermuda. It knows what it did.

    • Ninja0980

      Indeed, we have done so many horrible things to so many people and God was just fine with that.
      But women having control over their own bodies and loving couples of the same sex having the right to get married, that is what will anger him.

    • Southpaw Σ:3

      Wait, God will judge America over abortion? The same god that ordered Moses to force wives to drink an abortion-inducing potion as a test to see if they committed adultery?

      https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+5%3A11-31&version=NRSV

      • God is a fickle deity…I have never understood his motives nor his reasoning…

  • Yes, tremendous majorities of kids will be gay. In fact, only 3 heterosexuals will be born in each of all the years throughout all eternity. And there will not be a registry so they can find each other.

    All aboard!!!!

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Sashineb

    If he’s so goddamned concerned about kids being born out of wedlock, then why isn’t he over at the PALIN household, preaching to them???

    • vorpal

      God feels bad punishing those with severe mental handicaps.
      It’s why Christians are automagically forgiven.

    • Dale Snyder

      Because they’re GOOD CHRISTIANS, so they don’t count.

    • Larry in Oklahoma

      Indeed, and why isn’t he preaching to the deadbeat Christian dads that apparently do not marry the women they knock up or else won’t stay with them and help raise the kids?!!! I’m not saying it’s all the guys’ fault. However, I feel he’s blaming folks (the gays) who are not responsible for the statistics he readily throws out there. If Christianity worked, there would be none of this single mothers, and gay stuff.

    • LovesIrony

      He’s afraid of getting beat in a brawl

  • Chicago joe

    Will some please stick a big fat dildo into him and make him shut up already? He wants the gay sex so bad it’s making him nutty

    • TampaDink

      That job will require two extra large dildos…..he talks out his ass as well as his pie hole.

  • bkmn

    The freaks are really scared. Their world (and income) is breaking up because they have scared young people away. And there is a good chance whoever they choose will not be elected President. It will keep getting nastier as they continue to feel threatened. Be prepared.

    • PLAINTOM

      Word

    • Cuberly

      The only reason I disagree is, if HIllz wins the entire wing-nut-welfare-industry will be seeing mega dollar signs, cha ching! $$$$$

      Their entire schtick is based on fear mongering against modernity, or at least a degree of sanity. If the GOP wins, maybe the dominionists would be getting serious political moisture, scary. I sorta think a good 75% of the god botherers and AM hate jockeys would be seriously pissed. The fear and rage harvest ($$$$) would be quantifiably reduced.

      • David L. Caster

        This is an interesting analysis. On the other hand, there are even worse scenarios to consider were the so-called social “conservatives” to come strongly into power.

        Their next step would probably be consolidation of their power base by agitating to control the lives and freedoms of those they perceived as a threat—and that would include just about anybody that can think for themselves and might reasonably be called progressive. Thus, the overweening urge to control the lives of others would simply be transformed onto a grifter’s feeding frenzy, compelling them to further intensify the promulgation of Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (FUD) to fund their efforts.

        What we need is a massive, progressive sweep in 2016 that would finally and completely dislodge all the religion-based stranglehold held on any and every level of government. That would require a massive voter education effort followed by a very strong GOTV ground game. Once any victory is won, don’t just leave campaign mode, but stay on the offensive to debunk all the right-wing propaganda and continue the strong messaging to counter and FUD the right wing tries to sow.

        • Cuberly

          Oh don’t get me wrong. I was only relating a theory I have that the mountain of WND/Breitbart etc… media thrive on distinct “enemies” they can exploit. Their media model is self-defeating overreach.

          i think the polarization the GOP/Talibanjelicals have cultivated is horrifying. Trump fer kriss-sake. Protestors are pile-drived, punched, kicked, dragged out. Talk about overreach, so much that’s so messed up.

          To your last paragraph, lots of people busy posting selfies, and pics of their most recent meal on FB. Face it we’re more than aware being JMGers, the gravity of the situation is more than emblazoned in our psyches with our daily visits. Motivating people is, like you said, work.

          I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve been in social situations and if I sounded “too politically aware”, I’ve been met with eyerolls and patronizing patience waiting for me to stop talking. And, I’m not an in your face sort of person.

          I hear what you’re saying, and I’ll keep doing the work. But motivating supposedly self declared politically aware people that haven’t voted for 5 years. Fuck, it’s like pulling teeth.

          • David L. Caster

            I’ve noticed that my feed on FB is very political. Of course, I follow several political groups there. People are starting to become a little more aware but I have to agree it’s an uphill battle.

          • Bj Lincoln

            I get that “too politically aware” crap too! It has gotten to the point that I don’t discuss or even mention politics with my family. Most people think they have a clue but they don’t and don’t want to hear about it. I was very pleasantly surprised and it gave me hope when for 2 weeks there were young people asking for signatures against a builder. The builder was bypassing many local regulations and the people want to call them out on it. I will be looking too see if they got enough. It was nice to talk to aware youth.

        • yeah, i used to talk like that.

          Dean vet here, among other things. it really broke it into my mind, how much the media matters in this. also: voting machines. cause those are trustworthy.

          not trying to bring on the ghost of the unpopular one here, but it’s time to start thinking about other choices. Bernie, if elected, will be killed. HRC, if elected, will do very little to tax, punish and control those who are making money off destroying your grandchildren’s existence.

          there’s lots of nice television fiction to watch about other things. many media whores are very upset about things like the use of the color purple in wedding cakes and nativity scenes with the FSM. but i don’t throw my money at political campaigns anymore. i put boots on the ground for the local ones i believe in, and that’s about it. money to political parties is like money for cheap toilet paper. a waste in so many ways.

          • David L. Caster

            Yeah, I get this. Really, the most effective use of our time is to give our own time and effort in lieu of money. GOTV activities are going to make the difference this cycle as almost always is the case.

      • charliebkk

        Yes but never forget, whoever wins will probably appoint 2 or 3 SCOTUS members. Personally, I’d like Bernie to do that, but Hillary too is far preferable to any of the GOTP’s. Can you even grasp what a disaster it would be if that fell to Cruz, or Rubio? Trump might even be the least dangerous of them on this issue.

        • Jeffrey

          My husband and I were discussing that recently. With a shudder, we realized that Trump was the best of the repubs. I don’t like saying it, but it could be true.

    • Ninja0980

      The upcoming legislative session in any state where Republicans are in power is NOT going to be pretty.
      The bigots are on the war path now, they truly are.

      • David L. Caster

        If it’s any consolation, their states are, downstream anyway, going to be paying our lawyers.

    • Frostbite

      What are they going to do? Sic their deity after us? LOL. I’m shaking in my boots.

  • Paula

    Damn, they really hate us.

    • DaddyRay

      Not really, we just generate more money for them than any other wedge issue

      • Paige Turner

        They have to hate someone so they can blame them for all their problems. Its an elegant and wildly stupid system

    • PLAINTOM

      You know you’re not surprised. 🙂

      • Paula

        I’m not.

  • Bill T.

    Swanson is close to the truth, but in actuality it’s straight parents that give birth to gays kids. If he wants to stop us, he has to stop them.

  • Far as I know, Kevin Swanson is a character rarely used on Family Guy, but often referenced.

  • RossPDX

    In case you’re wondering what the “social fabric of our nation” looks like:

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      I could raise a flag to that!

      • jmax

        Or pitch a tent.

    • Good Shot Green

      Shirtless men are my favorite men.

    • 5moreminutes*imtired

      I don’t know why I love this, but I do.

  • TampaDink

    As someone who has always disliked the sound of my own gay voice, this dude sound as gay as I ever have.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Oh, Mary’s voice has got pink purses instead of commas.

      And note: there’s an attack on the Greek foundation of education, the basis of Western thought. Wow.

    • Good Shot Green

      I can’t stand my recorded voice. You bust out a video camera, you best stay away from me.

  • Phil B.

    Crazy old bastard.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    But let’s get to the bigger question: After this onslaught o’ ‘mo, will crazy ass preachers finally get better clothes? Seriously, girl, that tie-shirt combination is heinous.

  • shellback

    “…American kids are taken down the track towards homosexuality.”
    Only if they’re gay.

  • Michael

    While this greedy false prophet tries to lead/recruit America’s children into homophobia. Projection anyone?

  • Lakeview Bob

    I wonder how he would react if all of the major corporations in America made their new hires sign papers saying they do not believe in god and do not go to church? I think I might be on to something.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Jeez… I can make up statistics too. By 2025, 99% of America will be tired of conservative Christianity.

    • Sam_Handwich

      that’s premature. we’re still waiting for the numbers out of Cuyahoga county

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Rove’s infamous meltdown on Fox UnNews is still the best evening of entertainment on TV ever!

        • Sam_Handwich

          just wait for the Cleveland convention!

      • Robincho

        But isn’t Cuyahoga one of Candidate_Handwich’s strongholds?…

    • Paige Turner

      By lunch time Thursday actually. In fact now actually, Right now!

    • EdmondWherever

      Please be psychic.

  • DaddyRay

    Joe has had a very busy day today

  • Cuberly
    • Oscarlating Wildely

      But when he comes back, will he do so on my back?

    • Paula

      EWWWW!

      • Cuberly

        🙁 sorry….lol…..

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Personally, I really like the balloon taped up on the side of the sign. Festive, that.

      • Michael Rush

        That’s an inflated condom .

      • Cuberly

        Pretty sure that’s a 300W outdoor halogen flood security light there. Motion detector triggered of course. If you venture on the grounds, and if you don’t end up blinded, the dobermans are sure to getcha.

    • Clive Johnson

      Well now.

    • Meet me ’round the corner

      “Late arrivals please enter through the rear”

    • Terry

      Don’t they ever run these things by someone before they put these up?

      • Todd20036

        In their own little circles, they don’t think much

  • RealityBass

    If only.

  • MikeBx2

    Currently, the majority of kids who are born out of wedlock are in the bible belt South, where there’s a Christian church on every corner.

    • SophieCT

      Exactly! Most divorces there as well.

    • Terry

      And more searches for interracial and gay porn than any other corner of the country

      • Ed Burrow

        Then obviously we need *more * churches.

  • zhera

    Was that supposed to make sense?

  • Reality.Bites

    Damn, now I wish she’d won in 2008. A lot of them would be old enough to join our gay army by now and we could overthrow Texas.

    • DaddyRay

      Or at the very least redecorate it

      • Oh’behr

        And pronounce it as Tejas!

  • Michael Rush
    • Cackalaquiano

      I love this

    • Mark

      He’s out of his head…..so out of his head…..

    • Sam_Handwich

      B+

      needs spurting blood

      • Michael Rush

        … and more cowbell

      • j.martindale

        and bullshit

  • Mark

    I just don’t get how anyone cannot see the mental illness. He’s fuckin crazy!

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    So many bloviating right wing nut jobs really have no idea of how science works.
    Unlike the Earth’s magnetic field, human populations do not suddenly completely reverse their orientation.
    It never happens except in their alarmist, fear-mongering hyperbole. Such utter ignorance and delusional thinking should be compassionately treated in a padded cell.

  • Hue-Man

    Is there any evidence anywhere that the percentage of lesbians and gays is increasing or decreasing? I don’t want to stir up the hornet’s nest of whether it’s 2%, 5% or 10% but I don’t recall anyone suggesting that the percentage is changing.

    Or maybe it’s like climate change – believe whatever you want!

    • DaddyRay

      If there is any increase it is probably because the people being surveyed are less likely to be embarrassed about revealing their actual sexual orientation.

      • j.martindale

        There is no “probably” about it. The whole gay rights movement beginning with Stonewall and Harvey Milk has been the process of unmasking ourselves, and nothing more. We have always been here, but acted ashamed of who we were. They can’t STAND the fact we aren’t ashamed of ourselves. That is what gave the haters power.

    • Paige Turner

      If you’re posting on Breibart you just make it up and call it a fact. Thats how they roll. Fight fire with fire I say.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Fact! 100% of FriteFart posters are complete psychopaths.

        • Paige Turner

          See how easy it is. Any old conspiracy theory will do. And don’t forget the name calling. Hitlery, Obummber, libtard. Its like being 6 years old honestly.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      There was a wonderful quantitative analysis done by a poster on JMG a few months ago after the studies came out from England and in the US concerning how many young people were coming out as non-hetero (larger amounts as bi, and larger percentages than ever before, like 50% in the UK and about 35% here) that noted some really intriguing trends– and it was a fine analysis. I can’t be sure how to locate it here but damn! was it good.

      • Hue-Man

        I don’t recall the analysis – I blame juvenile-onset Alzheimers!

  • Bruno

    This man should not be permitted to be within 1,000 feet of children, including his own.

    • Bad Tom

      He should not be permitted to be within 1,000 feet of himself.
      ——-
      Problem solved!

  • Good Shot Green

    Dafug he talkin’ ’bout?

  • Happy Dance

    I sure hope so! We need to strengthen our ranks!

  • geoffalnutt

    “kids are taken down the track towards homosexuality?” It’s better than Six Flags or Busch Gardens!! A real thrill a minute!! Theres a high-speed loop where you actually go upside down! It’s true!!!

    • ohbear1957

      All aboard!!!

  • Macbill

    I repent I listened to this asshole.

  • you know what i don’t get? this attachment of marriage and children. like, marriage is nice. if it works for you, that’s great. but maybe, you don’t get married, and you have a kid. that kid is yours. both of yours. maybe you adopted, maybe you birthed it, maybe you bought it. it’s still your kid.

    the haters seem to think that without the Holeee Ceremony of Matrimoney, your kid is somehow fucked up. this doesn’t make sense on about 100 levels i’m sure this thread has already named. i don’t have kids. i was married. i think kids are cute. if you want them, good for you! but why, srsly why? does your relationship status make a difference in that/those kids’ life?

    the state should guarantee that no child goes uneducated, unfed, or unsheltered. beyond that, i’m not sure why the parents’ status is material. there are ways of enforcing support. my ex got away with not paying for child support from his previous marriage until i made him pay it. and back pay. i wouldn’t marry him until he did. it makes me sick that i, and not the state, made him do that.

    but you know, i’m a divorced barren atheist fornicator now, and gosh. it has no bearing on my life. still, i do actually care about children.

  • TKW

    “How to train your Dragon” “Harry Potter” Damn, he found our manifesto!

  • SophieCT

    Damn–I was born too soon. I wish Hillary would have made me into a Lesbian but I already was one before she came on the scene.

  • delk

    I still think that my little sister circa sixth grade could beat this fraud’s ass.

    • Friday

      That you, big sis? Count on it. 🙂

  • Nic Peterson

    Out of wedlock kids? Almost all of the homos that I know, myself included come from intact families. How does this dipshit expect me to believe that he can tie his own shoes?

  • TheSpinMonkey

    Palin’s qtr better get to work popping out bastards to reach the 75% mark

  • Ninja0980

    My late and not so great neighbor said the same thing Swanson is saying.
    Same sex couples getting married would ruin the moral fabric of this nation like nothing else.
    Him cheating on his wife with different women was OK just like Bristol having children out of wedlock because Jeebus forgives that kind of stuff, it’s only women who refuse to be a kitchen slave and the ghez he is angry about.

    • skeptical_inquirer

      His wife should’ve told him Jesus said nothing about homosexuality but had tons to say about being a shitty cheater then served him with Jesus-sanctioned divorce papers.

      • Ninja0980

        She was going to do and had in fact left him but he died from injuries he got in an accident a few years earlier before she could do so.
        She is in fact a lovely woman who freely admits she stayed too long (she grew up when divorce was bad) and doesn’t pretend to be sorry that he’s gone.
        Nor for that matter do a lot of other people, he was a miserable bigot.

        • skeptical_inquirer

          I’m really glad that nowadays people can divorce each other without so much of the stigma and so much of the procedural barriers to it. I hope she’s had a much better life afterwards.

          • Ninja0980

            She has, and so has the entire neighborhood with him gone.

  • ‘Wedlock’. What a horrible, horrible word, with connotations of imprisonment without end.

    And yes, as many have pointed out already, including Nic below, nearly all the LGBT people I know of grew up in married hetero families.

  • TuuxKabin

    what a train wreck this one is.

  • KarenAtFOH

    Because majorities of kids in Canada and Europe are all gay now because of years of marriage equality in those countries. Oh, wait…

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Same thing with Massachusetts, lemme tell ya.

    • Just wait….any moment now….and then somehow we stay in that status of “just wait any moment now” for decades. Religious right predictions of doom are always impending but never have an end date so they can always push the timeline back.

  • Duane Dimitrov

    Boy, this sky-is-falling bullshit always plays with the rubes, doesn’t it?

    It’s so hard to combat too, because just saying “actually, Kevin, the economy is looking up, crime has been going down for decades, we’ve realized that social change is not the same thing as social collapse, and generally America in 2015 isn’t that bad of a place to be!” doesn’t seem to work….

    Of course, a disingenuous grifter like this cornfed piece-of-shit is more interested in scaring open the wallets of his gullible marks-I-mean-parishoners than anything else.

  • Bad Tom

    Every one of your other predictions has come true, so…
    ——-
    As good a prophet as Pat Robertson!
    But with fewer TV viewers.

  • Oh’behr

    Ahem, with his mouth so wide open, I don’t even want to know his recent or distant past. Yuck.

    Hey kids, pay no attention to this evil man. He’s no role model for you.

  • Friday

    OK. I think people often overplay the ‘All homophobes are closeted gays’ trope, but, yeah, if you think ‘Everyone not under the control of my religion or politics, and not subjected to brutal repression and injustice and enforced ignorance is going to turn gay…’

    Well, yeah, you’re gay. “Everyone” just *isn’t.* This is obvious to any gay person not too busy trying to hurt themselves and others to just try getting a date. 🙂

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    This Swanson is nuttier than that Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. (Except that Swanson was acting.)

    http://orig00.deviantart.net/d8f9/f/2011/081/2/9/sunset_blvd___last_scene_gif_by_kraljaleksandar-d3c7pu9.gif

  • Leo Tallant

    NO ONE can LEAD anyone into WHO we ARE you moron! We are BORN Gay (as WE ARE) you FUCKING MORON!

    EDIT TO ADD: Isn’t that picture from the time he asked to be covered in cow shit? The man definitely has a problem!

  • Ben in Oakland

    “so that of course there will be 75 percent of kids born outside of wedlock to single mothers by the year 2030,”
    Sounds like heterosexuals behaving badly, as always. Also sounds like he is trying to blame us for it.

    • sherman

      Well, to be fair, we did destroy marriage.

      • Ed Burrow

        Exactly. There’s marriage pieces all over the city now.

  • Richard B

    Why are Republican presidential candidates so unserious and not recognize that Pastor Kevin Swanson is mentally unwell and wasting their political capital seeking this crazy man’s approval?

  • bambinoitaliano

    All the churches and all the priests, pastors, religion scholars, all the evangelists, all the Sunday schools, all the religion colleges and universities, all the bibles in all the hotel, centuries of Sunday worship and church attendance not to mention tax exempted status lead to such colossal moral failure in America. It’s got to be the biggest fuck up by any institution ever existed in the history of mankind. The affirmative action given to this group of people has fail miserably. Too much resources are wasted on this special interest group. It’s time to eradicate and expose the scams that they really are.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    Dumbledore never molested Harry nor did Hiccup’s mentor molest Hiccup. Straight female teachers appear to be more likely to sleep with students than gay men.

  • Texndoc

    I love how he’s embarrassed he was recently “mocked relentlessly in the media”. He sounds more concerned that might have damaged him in the bank account. He sort of backtracks with how he just wasn’t limiting it to the gays. Why does he think Hillary will win? Does he have the Trump sads? Is Kommendant Cruz his guy? I’d actually make popcorn if he started going after Trump. Hillary has an 80 percent chance of winning per this guy.

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  • anne marie in philly

    uh, I think kids can be gay without hillary; it’s been that way from the beginning of time, so…invalid logic from this asshat. NEXT!

  • Looks like a fairly obvious violation of his tax-exempt status — but don’t expect the IRS to do anything about it: they’re terrified of the right.

  • SammySeattle

    What will she do with all of those toaster ovens?

  • Drayfield

    Yet another reason to vote for Hillary!

  • TheSpinMonkey

    Hillary scares the shit out of these idiots. Can I vote for her twice

  • NMNative

    Taken down the track of homosexuality. How poetic.

    • And as usual lacking in detail. Just once I would like a more in depth explanation from these people about how this “recruitment” process works. Typically they like to hint at molestation happening without actually up and saying it outright.

  • “Pastor” Swanson must have had too many of those TV Dinners back in the day

  • So not just more but tremendous majorities…..right so a large majority of young people in the US are going to be gay….not buying it for one second. Of course this all leads back to the absurd notion that homosexuality is something that people can be “recruited” into which is not the case at all. Furthermore it is even more absurd given how bad they think homosexuality is….if homosexuality is this distasteful terrible thing that everyone naturally knows is bad then how on earth are kids going to be “recruited” into it just because gay rights exist?

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  • Galvestonian

    Dear Rev. Swanson, …so waht you want to do is keep LGBT’s in the closet – toss in guilt, religion, peer pressure, faux conversion practices and push them into so-called ‘straight marriages’ that are a disaster, unhappy and injurious to both people and any children born or when any of them realize their real sexuality, their trapped and confusing lives … well, what are they to do ? Commit suicide ? Desert their spouses, their kin ? It’s you that make LGBT’s — all of you conservative, straight heterosexual couples. We are your children. Wake up !

  • James

    It’s curious that these people see their sexual identies as so precarious.

  • B Snow

    Kids born outside of wedlock to single mothers, just like Hilary’s own grandkids…..oh, wait, no, that’s Sarah Palin.