Breitbart’s Homocon: It’s OK To Say “Faggot”

The internet’s most foul homocon has grandly given all straight people permission to call you a “faggot.” Milo Whatsisopoulos writes:

I like faggot because my fellow butt pirates have insisted on “reclaiming” the word queer to make it inoffensive–the slimy, preening bastards. I also like faggot because it’s the go-to slur used by image boards, where identity politics is considered quite literally worse than AIDS. Which of course it is: what’s not to love about all that attention and weight loss?

Faggot is too great a word to be reserved only for gays. So go ahead, I implore you. You can tell people you got a pass from your new leather-clad, popper-sniffing best friend.

Now, I do understand that for some people, saying faggot in public is too much of an ask, at least in the early days of our glorious revolution. To those willing but nervous fellow travellers I recommend “gay” as a satisfactory substitute. So, from now on, I’d like you to respond to instances of faggotry, weakness, high treason and Hillary-worship (again, all synonyms) with the phrase: “THAT’S SO GAY!”

It’s my hope in kicking off this campaign that other minorities will shortly follow suit. I will be reaching out to blacks, trannies and cripples (it’s fine, they told me I could say that) to suggest similar public statements of endorsement.

Left-wing loons will no doubt say that I am ushering in a new era of “harassment” and “abuse.” I say screw you, you ugly fat losers. Letting everyone say “queer” and “faggot” ‎is truer to the free-thinking spirit of dissident gay culture than your odious language-policing ever has been. Let’s all stick two fingers up! Up where is up to you.

Breitbart readers, unsurprisingly, think this the best thing ever.