VIRGINA: Long-Haired Homosexual Men In Warehouses Defeat Anti-Gay Crackpot Eugene Delgaudio

“Dear Joe, this is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write. Tonight the Homosexual Lobby, led by furtive long-haired men in warehouses, conspired to rob me of my Jesus-ordained seat on the Loudoun County board of supervisors. But I remain strong and will continue to fight the Gay Bill Of Special Rights. Won’t you please send me $10, $25, or even $35?” – Eugene Delgaudio, tomorrow probably.