speaks onstage at the "Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars" panel during the Disney/ABC Television Group portion of the 2012 Summer TCA Tour on July 27, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California.

Bristol Palin Chortles: Hillary Fears My Mom’s Power

“There’s so much to love about this, it’s difficult to know where to start. First of all, Hillary Clinton, the great tolerant one with rainbow Twitter avatars granting open-mindedness to any family formation under the sun, seems a bit more traditional in private than she does in public. One might call it hypocritical if it didn’t come across as so focused on self-preservation instead of any actual policy stance.It’s not just the irony that Hillary is standing up for mothers and fathers as the normal baseline of what families should be in America. It’s the urgency with which she wants to address this so they won’t face a ‘huge Fox-generated media storm led by Palin et al.’ The liberals like Hillary Clinton would have you believe all sorts of lies about my mother. But, behind closed doors, we find out all sorts of truths, including the fact that Hillary fears my mom’s power. Maybe that’s because she knows deep down that millions of Americans know that what my mom talks about in public is right and what Hillary pretends to stand for is wrong.” – Highly-paid abstinence advocate Bristol Palin, who is about to have her second out-of-wedlock child.