INDIANA: Top Republican Resigns Over Sex Video

GOP Indiana House Majority Leader Jud McMillin abruptly resigned yesterday after a sex video was sent from his phone to unknown persons. McMillin, one of his state’s most ardent opponents of same-sex marriage, claims that his phone was “stolen in Canada.” Via the Indianapolis Star:

The Star has learned that the surprise resignation came after a sexually explicit video was sent via text message from McMillin’s cell phone. It’s unclear who sent the text or how broadly it was distributed. The Brookville Republican sent a separate text message apologizing to his contacts for “anything offensive” they may have received after he said he lost control of his cell phone. McMillin, whose Facebook page says he is married, did not respond to messages from The Star seeking comment. He said in an emailed statement only that he has “decided the time is right for me to pass the torch and spend more time with my family.” “Now I want to focus all of my attention on making my family’s world a better place,” he said. McMillin said in a text message last week, “My phone was stolen in Canada and out of my control for about 24 hours. I have just been able to reactivate it under my control. Please disregard any messages you received recently. I am truly sorry for anything offensive you may have received.”

McMillin recently led an unsuccessful bid to pass a bill that would require the drug-testing of public assistance recipients. He was one of the co-sponsors of Indiana’s now-infamous RFRA bill. (Tipped by JMG reader Homer)

RELATED: In 2011 The Bilerico Project reported that while a county prosecutor McMillin had become involved with a woman who had a domestic violence case before his office. There was sexting in that scandal as well.

According to two sources close to the case, the photos were incredibly graphic. One photo reportedly shows McMillin masturbating and using a dildo on himself while others were simply of McMillin’s genitalia. In one exchange, McMillin is alleged to have texted Stapleton that he was heartsick being separated from her and sent photos of himself masturbating with a string tied tightly from his testicles to the wheels of a rolling office chair to illustrate his pain. Since the photos and texts were filed under seal and McMillin refuses to release them, there is no way to confirm or deny the photos’ contents beyond what’s blatantly spelled out in court filings. After word leaked back to McMillin’s boss about the incident in the state park and he confessed to starting a relationship with a victim he was supposed to be protecting, law enforcement sources in Montgomery County say McMillin resigned to prevent being fired. He left his job on September 16, 2005 – days after starting his illicit affair with another man’s girlfriend.

  • vorpal

    Let me guess: as a GOP politician, it’s probably safe to assume he’s a Christian?
    It once again demonstrates that the only REAL Christian value is hypocrisy.

    • Todd20036

      Bingo.

    • MDB

      His dog also ate his homework.

      • vorpal

        Are you sure that wasn’t Donald Trump’s hair?
        (Edited for what I meant. Brain no worky today.)

        • MDB

          The dog was smarter enough to never get near Rafael, or Donald, or Rand Paul.

        • Joe in PA

          no, but maybe the cat did….

          (wait for the image, I think you’re going to like it)

          • It’s about as close as Trump gets to legal pussy without having someone sign a prenup beforehand.

          • clay

            There’s his worm, next to the pussy.

          • JCF

            That cat is INFINITELY more appealing than what’s on The Donald’s head (and what’s IN it, which is unmentionable)!

        • MDB

          Me understandy.

    • olandp

      As long as it was with a woman it is A-Ok with God.

      • dildos have genders? and isn’t the real question why he was so unmanfully violating his anus with a woman dildo? 😉

        • vorpal

          I once had a dildo that I drunkenly named Vanessa, much to the delight of my roommates.

          • Ginger Snap

            Was she good to you?

          • vorpal

            She was a loyal companion for many years, but she had a foul temper and could pummel me mercilessly.

            …Not that I minded. I figure I deserved it. 🙂

          • Ginger Snap

            So she gave it to you good like Josh Diggar would do.

      • Buford

        Anything in Leviticus about what types of fibers should or should not be used for testicle tying…?

    • lymis

      In Indiana, it would be ongoing national news if a GOP politician was not Christian. Because, first, he’d never have been elected, and second, nobody would shut up about it.

      • Michael Abbett

        Trurh!

    • billbear1961

      Hypocrisy and playing GOD!

    • Guess

      Campaign website in 2011: “I will protect the integrity of the institution of marriage. I believe that a marriage is a union of a man and a woman before their peers, government, and most importantly, God.”

      A union held together tightly! Like string around an office chair!

      • David Walker

        I’d be willing to bet he’s pro-union busting, so so much for that.

  • lattebud

    “Stolen in Canada” – Where is the police report that is signed by you under the threat of perjury? And how did you get it back from supposedly being stolen?

    It sounds like this guy didn’t think through this plan so well….

    • KCMC

      so hard too think through plan while jerking, riding dildo, and holding phn.
      I hear.

      • Ed Burrow

        allegedly.

      • geoffalnutt

        The noise alone!!!

      • Joe in PA

        ahem.

      • lattebud

        With the plastic bag over his head containing a popper soaked rag…. allegedly

      • clay

        (with balls tied to office chair)

        • KCMC

          exactly.

    • douglas

      The police report is in the same Top Secret file as the photos of KKKIM Davis and the pope.

    • barracks9

      “Stolen in Canada” may become this year’s “Hiking the Appalachian Trail”.

      • John Masters

        Isn’t the only reason to go to Canada to attend a terrorist training camp.

        • Reality.Bites

          People just say that because they’re afraid to admit they’re coming for the poutine.

          • Ginger Snap

            And the gay men of Montréal, swoon.

        • lattebud

          And cheap prescription drugs!!

      • bambinoitaliano

        He would not name Ashley Madison directly.

      • Ginger Snap

        Is this like when gays used the line “my girlfriend is from (insert state here) that’s why you’ve never met her”?
        Not sure where that question mark should go so punctuation experts be gentle with me.

        • Piet

          You did it right, GS. The Central Office gives you a gold star.

          • Ginger Snap

            Really? I’m still waiting on my toaster after all these years. Can I please get a toaster instead? 😉

          • Piet

            Oh, dear. I’m so sorry. Must have been a mix-up in the mail room. I’ll look into that and see what we can do. You’re sure you wouldn’t like a steam iron instead?

          • Ginger Snap

            Actually I would prefer a new iron instead.

    • Bluto

      Those damn Canadians. They lure us in with their mapley goodness & then steal our phones.

      • Craig Howell

        As usual, “South Park” was so far ahead of the rest of us about Canada.

      • Strepsi

        …and then use the phones to do good, by outing conservative hypocrisy!

        So Canadian.

    • BobSF_94117

      And how did you get it back from supposedly being stolen?

      You pay.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Pics, preferably video, or it didn’t happen. 😉

  • Todd20036

    Personally I could not care less about a sex video, but I DO care about hypocrisy. He is against LBGTs because our sex isn’t as mainstream as he’d like, then he makes a video, and makes passes at domestic violence victims.
    Sorry. Out. Now.

  • Gustav2

    You just can’t trust those foreigners. Damn those Canadians!!!!!!!!11!!!!

  • Reality.Bites

    I guess what’s really important to know here is that if your phone is stolen in Canada it will get found and returned in 24 hours.

    The only reason thieves steal them in the first place is to send out photos and videos of you. Once they’ve done that, they just turn them in to the police.

    • fuow

      Yet another reason to build that wall.

      • Reality.Bites

        To keep out returned phones?

    • lymis

      In the general sense, sure. But if “stolen” is a euphemism for “left it on the nightstand of the woman I seduced into the one-night stand who got pissed when she found out I was married” then I can see a believable chain of events lining up.

      • Henri205

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    • Gerry Fisher

      I *hate* when that happens.

    • perversatile

      sounds very ”my girlfriend lives in Canada” to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g196vURUDo

      • Hryflex

        Paging Alberta from Vancouver!

      • clay

        I was going with “Blame Canada.”

        • perversatile

          I like that!

  • DaddyRay

    I will leave this here

    • Gerry Fisher

      Karma served up with a shot of schadenfreude, on the house, for the rest of us.

    • Ginger Snap

      I see Karma changed her name from Bitch to a more appropriate one.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    Queen sang it best. And….another one bites the dust, Hey, Hey! Another one bites the dust, Hey, Hey…. Oh, ooh, Ohhhh, ohhhh, ooh, Ohh…….

  • MDB

    In 2005, his career as an assistant county prosecutor in Ohio came to an end amid questions about his sexual conduct. He admitted to a relationship with the complainant in a domestic violence case he was prosecuting.

    In 2013 also found that McMillin and other government officials in southeastern Indiana supported grants for companies to which they had close family or financial ties. In McMillin’s case, he advocated for a $600,000 grant for a project involving Destination Brookville, a company he started and later ceded to his mother and family friends.

    • Gustav2

      Hey. we Ohioans knew to get rid of him.

    • TrollopeReader

      I guess they have really high standards in Indiana for Majority Leader. One step away from being Speaker.

      • BobSF_94117

        But Jesus forgave him…

      • Michael Abbett

        We need to lose more like him because they have a super majority here right now and they have been pushing all kinds of regressive crap through, not just the RFRA.

  • AtticusP

    Oh, Jud…

    • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

      I can’t figure out how to spell the sound I make every time I see Pence’s face.

      • Furface

        Thank you for that. 🙂

    • zhera

      Yeah, Jesus never went near the sinners. Yup. He threw stones at them. Yup.

      • clay

        repeatedly refused to sit a table and share cups with them, wouldn’t let there be any physical touching, of course.

  • Canada. cause you know those Mounties up there like a nice, firm dildo phone pic now and again.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    The Brookville Republican sent a separate text message apologizing to his contacts for “anything offensive”. So is he saying if you don’t find it offensive….enjoy the vid?

  • Lakeviewbob

    No doubt this was all due to leftwring, gay nazis and their agenda to destroy all god fearing christians who have asked god for forgiveness and are therefore now good people.

    • i’m sorry about the hurricane. i couldn’t think of any other way this morning.

  • Galvestonian

    Another Republican two-faced douchebag goes down in flames.

    • billbear1961

      But still MANY listen to their two-faced sermons!

      Damn them ALL!

      May they CHOKE on their relentless hypocrisy!!

      • Christopher

        “May they CHOKE!” (I don’t care what they choke on, just as long as the job is done.)

        There fixed it for you. 😉

  • AtticusP

    Blame Canada!!

  • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

    He he he he.

  • billbear1961

    What a surprise!

    Another flagrant HYPOCRITE who has the fucking GALL to sit in judgement on others!

    LOOK what the miserable two-faced SHIT gets up to and then he PREACHES to OTHERS!!

    The idea that these evil BASTARDS could end up in full control of the federal government after next year’s election horrifies and DISGUSTS me!

    These people are not worthy to exercise any KIND of legitimate authority in a truly FREE society!

    They are SCUM, little better than goddamned GANGSTERS!!

    They will NOT impose a reign of ruthless cruelty and mindless oppression–buttressed by endless LIES and the most outrageous double standards–on MILLIONS of innocent people and their families, not for phony “religious” “reasons” or ANY other EXCUSES!

    Fuck them!

    They are not FIT to govern!

    They can’t or WON’T even govern themselves, their own behaviour, the sick-making FRAUDS!!

    WHO do these THUGS think they ARE to threaten the constitutional RIGHTS of their neighbours?!

  • gaymex

    lol. dildo’s okay, but hey, no homo.

    • billbear1961

      May the fucking FRAUD shove it so far up his fucking ass that he loses it!

    • lymis

      Maybe it was one of those ones that’s shaped like a dolphin.

      • Chuck in NYC

        Or a unicorn horn?

        • clay

          Mother Mary in assphixiation blue?

    • GreatLakeSailor

      I’m sure it was all in the name of the jeebus
      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIEfZ7wCQAAnLMP.jpg

  • geoffalnutt

    “lost control of my cell phone.” My cell phone? My-fu*king- cell phone??!! I’ve heard it called many, many things, but “my cell phone” is new.

  • Guess

    BLAME CANADA!

    • billbear1961

      If we north of the border have helped to expose this contemptible hater and FRAUD for what he is, GOOD FOR US!!

      I take it upon myself, in the Name of Her Majesty’s North American Realm, to say–you’re welcome, USA!!

    • GreatLakeSailor
  • WNY

    That poor innocent dildo….

    • DaddyRay

      And the cleaning crew at the Indiana State Capital are probably gagging up breakfast thinking of the times they touched his office chair

  • Guess

    So, has Memories baked him a pizza yet?

  • MDB

    McMillan was kicked out of Ball State University (Muncie, Indiana) in 1996 after he was accused of stealing from his baseball teamMates

    • Guess

      All their bats, I presume.

      • snort!

      • John Masters

        You win the internet today!

    • Gindy51

      And don’t forget his highlight prank in high school… getting another man and his pregnant wife killed while playing leap frog on the highway. Such a sweet heart of a guy.

      • TrollopeReader

        but, the story said he’s a “rising star” !! Good Lord, that’s an awful event.

  • The solution is obvious: All self-righteous moral scolds of the male persuasion must be castrated before taking office. It would be a kindly act to save them from themselves. It’s like when church folk tell LGBT-ers Satan has us by the pubes and we’re all doomed to spend eternity in the lake of fire… it’s a mitzveh.

  • Tee hee hee.

  • Arkansan

    My phone is password protected and I can remotely wipe the contents if stolen, which I would certainly do quickly if it had photos of me with a dildo up my ass on it. And, I’m not even in public office. This clown must really think we’re stupid.

  • Guess

    Maybe they can replace him with Phillip Hinkle! Oh, wait…

  • John Masters

    I think this is just a distraction for when the REAL scandal comes out.

  • Michael Rush

    INDIANA: Top Republican Resigns Over Sex Video

    Does the video prove that he’s a top ?

  • skeptical_inquirer

    The only real surprise is that he resigned. Most Republicans cling to that spot and hiss at anything that tries to get them off.

    • CanuckDon

      Doesn’t sound like he was hissing at one thing that got him off.

  • What is it about Republican Politicians and illegal sex? Seriously. New revelations with Speaker Hastert, the two thrown out in the Michigan Assembly, this dude, and this is in September 2015 alone. What gives? Abe Lincoln would be turning in his grave — or at least over on top of hot Joshua Speed whom he happily shared a bed with for years– if he knew about this.

  • lymis

    The joys of modern journalism.

    I don’t need to see the pictures, but it seems to me that it matters if these are pictures of McMillin and the issue is that someone with access to his phone sent out explicit pictures of him – and even then, whether it’s pictures of him alone that might well have been for his own and his wife’s use, or pictures of him with someone other than his wife – or just his phone and contact list being used to send random internet porn to people (possibly for the purpose of embarrassing him.)

    Given his past, I suspect it’s some sort of incriminating pictures of him, so that the “I lost control of my phone” ignores the whole question of why he was doing whatever he was doing and why there were photos of it ON his phone.

    But that seems like a pretty basic and important point. Fine that it’s unclear who sent it, but it probably matters whether he was in it or not.

    • zhera

      I think it’s pretty obvious that it was a video/picture of McMillin. Otherwise he’d make clear that it was random porn, and there would be no reason to resign.

      I’m curious about the ‘losing control over his cell phone for 24 hours’. Who took the phone and sent out the video? If he got his phone back I’d say it’s likely someone he knows well enough to trust with the password for his phone. If he regained control another way then who knows.

      But I bet there’s A LOT more to this story than we’ve heard so far.

      • Homo Erectus

        “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned”

  • The Internet is for Porn

    Sounds like a line from Avenue Q. “My cellphone, which was stolen in Canada…..”

  • greenmanTN

    OK, according to comments here McMillin is guilty of the following:

    1. Stealing money from his college baseball team.
    2. Banging one of his clients, a domestic abuse victim.
    3. Funneling government contracts to a business he has a financial interest in.
    4. Taking photos of himself riding a dildo, despite being rabidly anti-gay.
    5. Cheating on his wife yet again, videos of which were sent to his contact list.

    So here’s my biggest question: WHY ISN’T THIS MAN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE?!?! With a history of lying, stealing, hypocrisy, and unethical behavior like that he should be the GOP frontrunner and a Tea Party favorite!

    • clay

      And . . . wait for it . . . implication of public indecency in a state park, just like that GOP state rep in Minnesota, what, two weeks ago?

      “After word leaked back to McMillin’s boss about the incident in the state park . . . “

    • TrollopeReader

      oh, and 6. getting kicked out of college for stealing money from the baseball team and 7. playing “leapfrog” on the highway, where two people (including a pregnant woman) were killed.

      But, hey, he’s got the “R” after his name, so let the trash elect him, and the trash in his party anoint him Majority Leader.

      • greenmanTN

        Awww, I missed his direct involvement in a traffic “game” the resulted in the death of a couple and their unborn child. One of his former classmates described McMillin as “Draco Malfoy but without the good looks and a worse personality.”

        Given his obvious sociopathy, another question leaps to mind: Are we sure he isn’t related to Mike Huckabee?

  • Sk3ptic

    Republicans: We Live in Vitrine Shelters and Lob Boulders. All. The. Time.

  • MDB

    Disregard the videos with him kneeling before the Pope !
    ;-0

    • grada3784

      He’s way too old for the Pope.

  • The Professor

    Sounds hot. Let’s see! LOL

  • Cuberly

    I guess his Candy Crush session got a little out of hand, eh?

  • Dot Beech

    Well… which one of you has the video???

    • clay

      And what was he trying to accomplish as a state rep, making his family’s world a worse place?

  • Jeffg166

    Religious people live schizophrenic lives. No wonder they are all so nuts.

  • Bj Lincoln

    Who would have thought Canadians were so mean! Stealing phones to make sex videos and sending them out to cause all this trouble for this innocent man! I am truly disappointed.
    For anyone who believes this….I have a lovely plot of land and a bridge for sale.

    • Ben in Oakland

      I’d like to buy the bridge. I have a boatload of Canadian cel phones to trade for it.

      • Reality.Bites

        You mean (shudder) Blackberries?

      • Piet

        We certainly need a new bridge, but I don’t think we want Bj’s. The one we have is trouble enough.

    • I’m only interested if its certified Florida swamp land. And the bridge had better be to nowhere!!!!

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Now there he goes again – trying to wrestle that “Hypocrite of the Year Award” from Josh Duggar. What a despicable weaselpecker! Let Josh have his moment of fame!

    • grada3784

      Duggar’s slogan is always going to be a winner: SISTERS – So Finger Lickin’ Good.

      • ewwwwwwwww! Bravo but ewwww!!

  • SoCalVet

    he has religious liberty to fuck around on his wife. I just want religious liberty to marry my husband.

  • StraightGrandmother

    What is wrong with people? You never send stuff like that over electronic devices.
    The old fashioned Polaroids were much more secure. No negatives even.

    • motordog

      I learned at a very young age, NEVER leave any kind of evidence…don’t write it down if you can say it, don’t say it if you can imply it. Yeah, it’s not always that simple, but when you hear stories like this, you can’t help but shake your head and laugh at the stupidity.

      • Chuck in NYC

        Well, I think we’re just a few presidential elections away from a candidate or candidates whose digital dick pic(s) or boob pic(s) surface. It’s the times we live in.

    • clay

      “You turn on a LIGHT when you go to the bathroom… If you are going to have affairs you have GOT to be more careful! Of course, this is all useless information for you now.”

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “But dude — look at that resolution! you can see the stains on the office chair.”

    • Homo Erectus

      D’ya remember when people used to sit on the copier and then fax the image around the office?

  • NeverEclipsed81

    Well if he wants to make the world a better place for his family, he’s gonna have to try to make sure his family doesn’t see his sex videos..

  • Secure

    “Blame Canada!” It’s a South Park exuse!

  • Blackfork

    First off, a public official of his rank does NOT have a lock on his phone?? What a fucking dumbass.

    • Oh he does, thats just his lame excuses.

  • Guess

    This has gotta be the dumbest episode of McMillin and Wife ever!

    • motordog

      I’d say greatest!

  • Guess

    “You gays quit busting my balls! I’ve already got office furniture for that!”

  • Halloween_Jack

    Class out the ass, so to speak.

  • Cousin Bleh

    Damn. Now I’m going to have to explain to the IT department why I was googling “Jud McMillin + riding dildo.”

    • motordog

      lol

  • DILDO 😀

  • Robincho

    My sincerest condolences to the dildo, to the office chair, and to their distraught families…

  • justmeeeee

    goddamn canadians!

  • Sean

    ..

  • Mark

    Hmmmm….appears the horny is strong in this one…..

  • Dude’s into a bit of jiggery-pokery with the plastic peepee. Who’d a-thunk it?

    Thank you, Scalia.

  • TrollopeReader

    Umm, if your phone was really out of your control, I kinda seriously doubt you’d resign a top level position. But then, I’m not a right-wing whack job campaigning on “family values”.

    • TrollopeReader

      And the first question on the IndyStar link (to read the story) is ”

      Please select the businesses that you’ve had experience with in the last 12 months.
      Check all answers that apply
      GrabAGun.com”

      GrabAGun.com????

  • Ginger Snap

    ” now I want to focus all my attention on making my family’s world a better place” FYI Jud you should have been doing that from the start when forming a family.
    On a side note I don’t have enough fingers and toes to count how many closeted men I know that love a good pegging.

    • Octavio

      Ditto! And it never ceases to surprise me. 🙂

  • Macbill

    He seems like all the rest of the fine, upstanding Republicans you find today.

  • SilasMarner

    Once again I say, I love it when these Repugnicants get caught, literally or figuratively, with their dicks in their hands. Seems like it’s more and more frequent these days.🙌🙌🙌

  • Everybody…

    BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA!…

    • Canadian Observer

      Shouldn’t that be THANK CANADA?

      And you’re welcome…

  • Ben in Oakland

    Let’s see. He “lost” his phone “in Canada” for 24 hours, during which time someone with his password send out sexually explicit videos to unknown people. Then he regained control of his phone–apparently it was no longer in Canada. Then he resigned to spend more time with his family. But if he wants to make the world a better place for his family, then he should probably stay away from them, given his history of inappropriate sexuality.

    Voters of Indiana, is this really what you want to have representing you? Stupid, dishonest, hypocritical, immoral– take your pick. If you really want to learn something about family values, I suggest you find a gay couple that have fought for marriage, rather than trashing it, and have fought for their family and children, rather than trashing them, and then probably, evidentially, Lying about it.

  • Megrim Twist

    “My phone was stolen in Canada” is now my official excuse for everything.

  • Richard

    The hypocrisy of republican conservatives is beyond belief. The minute these creeps start denigrating others you can be sure there are some skeletons hiding .

  • Stev84

    It was about time for another of these assholes to be exposed.

    • TrollopeReader

      so to speak ….

  • Ben in Oakland

    Since I couldn’t add it to y posting….

  • Sashineb

    I wonder who he sent the messages to. JOSH DUGGAR????

  • KnownDonorDad

    “Stolen in Canada” should become a new catch phrase for excuses like this.

    • Octavio

      “It was stolen in Canada while I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.” Yeah, uh . . that’s it. 🙂

  • TrollopeReader
  • pete n sfo

    glad he’s out… but I’d still watch his video. 😉

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    It is always the Christians who say they are anti-gay who are using a dildo on themselves and not being moral with other peoples mates. Keep exposing these people when you find them. Chances are the pope uses one.

    • like this handy wall hanging model?

  • nocadrummer

    Man-up, Jud. It you’re using a dildo in your anus, you’re not exactly “straight”. You just hate admitting that you’re a gay bottom. We’ve all been there. It doesn’t matter if a woman is in control of it, you’re still a bottom.
    (Disclaimer: I love bottoms. But I wouldn’t touch him with a 10-ft pole. Or even a 10-inch dildo.)

    • Stev84

      That’s BS. When someone likes their girlfriend or wive to fuck them in the ass with a strapon that doesn’t make them gay.

  • David Lightman

    You know it must have been a really raunchy video when they say they want to “spend more time with my family”

  • Octavio

    Love the part about the dildo. One thing I’ve learned that is usually a good bet is the most pious alpha males love to take it in the butt. 🙂

  • ArchiLaw

    Guess he’s never heard of a password.

    • Why didn’t he use the fingerprint lock?

  • TexPlant

    Those Republican are some twisted little fucks

  • CB
  • TheManicMechanic

    BLAME CANADA!

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Of course… but now that Scott Walker is out of the race, who will build the wall?

  • Porkie

    “Top” republican? Bottom surely?

  • Sean Taylor

    He missed blaming Obama. He was obviously a bad republican anyway

  • DonnaLee

    Oh, a Republican sex scandal? Must be Wednesday…..

  • anne marie in philly

    it’s ALWAYS the ugly white gay-h8ing xstain dudes that get caught up in sex scandals on the D L.

  • Jim

    Our bud, stud Jud, got caught pullin’ pud. His name’s mud. Poor dud Jud.

  • JCF

    “My phone was stolen in Canada” “My Twitter account was hacked” “I was hiking the Appalachian Trail”

  • Ninja0980

    Gotta love family values Republicans.

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    McMillin and Duggar… birds of a feather.