Happy International Blasphemy Day

Via the Colorado Springs Gazette:

The “crime” is blasphemy and Wednesday (Sept. 30) is “International Blasphemy Rights Day,” set aside by human rights activists to highlight the blasphemy laws on the books in 22 percent of the world’s nations, according to the Pew Research Center. Among those countries frequently cited by human rights groups with the most aggressive laws banning free expression are China, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia. “Freedom of conscience is a fundamental right, and it must be valued, protected and advanced everywhere in the world,” says Michael De Dora, director of the Center for Inquiry’s Office of Public Policy — the organization behind Blasphemy Rights Day — and the center’s representative to the United Nations. The Center for Inquiry is a humanistic and First Amendment watchdog group based in Buffalo, N.Y. Blasphemy laws have been deemed unconstitutional in the United States since 1952, but globally the picture is different.

Blaspheme away!

  • AtticusP

    Blasphemy?

    • Frank

      Why is that dude simulating anal sex with a lesbian?

      • AtticusP

        Because he can?

        • regal881s

          Because he’s an idiot! It only make sense for a dude to do it with another dude! That would have been the point!

          • SFHarry

            The point was to make fun of religion. Homo and Hetero alike can do this.

          • Strepsi

            Oh no, that’s ALL sodomy! Masturbation is also a sin… anything that spills the seed on the ground instead of a married fertile womb to make babies is worthy of Hell.

      • Lars De

        Many lesbians enjoy anal, though typically not with a guy.

      • Michael Rush

        Like you haven’t .

      • Octavio

        Well, ya see . . . a woman’s vajayjay is conveniently located only a few centimeters from her fudge factory outlet, so it’s often easier for the daddy person to enter her from behind. They’re not necessarily having a fudge pounding session. They could be, but it’s more likely they both find this variation on the doggy position more satisfying, especially because the daddy person’s very sensitive part just below the glans penis can easily rub up against the woman’s G spot in her vajayjay (if you believe in G spots). But I don’t think the cute kids in the photo are being sincere, ’cause if they were the girl would probably insist upon being double penetrated by two daddy persons which means one in the pink and one in the stink . . . and . . . oh, fuck . . . never mind. Here’s your sack lunch. Hurry. Or you’ll be late for the school bus. 😉

        • perversatile

          My best girl friend in HighSchool
          had a short pink bumpy dildo for butt sex
          called Mr. Stinky and
          a gold and purple vibrator for the lovin’ up front
          she named Prince

        • 2karmanot

          I just hurled my Cheetos Octavio!

    • LonelyLiberal

      Answer: if he’s willing, she’s willing, and The Invisible Girl are all willing, they’re not deserving of hell.

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    • Prixator

      Notice that the guy with the YOOGE sign is covering his crotch area with his hand – while watching intently. I think he likey one of them, or probably both (if he’s a typical christianist).

      • jmax

        Covering his crotch? I think he’s diddling himself.

      • AtticusP

        He probably could’ve used a postage stamp, but then nobody would’ve been able to read the nonsense on the sign…

  • Kevin Perez

    Hasadiga Ebowai

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Ebowai means God and Hasadiga means Fuck you. So I guess in English it would be Fuck You God!

      +1000000 internet points for the Book of Mormon reference.

    • TampaDink

      I shoulda scrolled down before I posted….godfuckingdamnit!

  • Christopher

    Hell, that’s everyday for me!

  • Lars De

    Jesus Cock-Sucking Christ is my personal favorite.

    • BearEyes

      jesus H. god-damn fucking christ on a cracker.

      Never did figure out where I picked up that H. from.

      • TampaDink

        His middle name was either Harold or Hebrew.

        • Christopher

          Or Hitler. 🙂

      • AtticusP

        My grandfather always said Jesus H. for horseshit Christ.

        Makes as much sense as anything else I suppose…

      • Homo Erectus

        Hey, Zeus.

  • pickypecker
  • pickypecker
    • Christopher

      Yes, yes he is.

      • perversatile

        Oh! that looks so romantic

  • bryan

    Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

  • Shy Guy
  • StSean

    Iä!

  • TampaDink
  • Christopher

    I’ll just leave this here!

    • Adam Schmidt

      But I’ve knelt before my fair share of men! 😉

      • Christopher

        Well, if they were built like Greek gods then… 😉

  • Christopher

    • Doug105

      Should also say – forever.

  • pickypecker
    • BearEyes

      yes – clap your hands! LOL!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      HA HA HA HA 🙂

    • Gerry Fisher

      Damn rapters!

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    He actually got busted for blasphemy– because this is PA. And we have to make up Santorum’s legacy somehow.

    http://s.newsweek.com/sites/www.newsweek.com/files/styles/embedded_full/public/2014/09/12/o-jesus-statue-blurred-570.jpg

    • Power Bottom Jesus

      Thank ya, Jesus!

    • Christopher

      I wonder what was the outcome of that case?

      Anyone?

      • I was curious so I looked it up.
        A 14-year-old from Bedford County received his punishment from Judge
        Thomas Ling last week, which includes 350 hours of community service,
        probation, a six-month ban on social media, and a 10 p.m. curfew,
        WJAC-TV reports.

        http://www.christianpost.com/news/teen-who-desecrated-jesus-statue-gets-probation-community-service-and-is-banned-from-using-social-media-127586/

        • BearEyes

          I hope he appeals. Punishment does no fit the non-crime.

        • Christopher

          Thanks Biki!

        • Chris H.

          WTF! I had forgotten about this case too. I can see maybe a trespassing charge and some community service, but not 350 hours!

          • And no social media for 6 months. How is that even able to be monitored?

        • Christopher

          I would countersue on the basis of First Amendment rights.

          • jomicur

            And “sincerely held beliefs.”

          • Yeah, I don’t see how this would stand up in a higher court. Truthfully I don’t see an adult receiving any probation or community service, etc, the DA wouldn’t have pushed it. But because it was a kid, the justice department felt “justified” doing so.

          • i thought they got on him on a criminal charge relating to property (that wasn’t his) in the end. technically you’re not supposed to have the freedom to walk onto private property if the owners don’t like you there.

          • Doug105

            Church wasn’t pushing it, just that asshole DA.

        • Porkie

          I wonder if the Pope found time in his busy schedule to pop round and offer his support?

        • Michael Rush

          How is that not covered under religious freedom ?

          • It shouldn’t have made it to trial at all. I feel the only reason it did was because the accused is a minor.

        • MDB

          Yikes…….I grew up with WJAC-TV and KDKA Pittsburgh !

        • Glen

          This calls for a deluge of pictures like this to be taken with that statue.

          Where in Pennsylvania is this? I may just take a little road trip.

          • Everett, PA. If you do go, send us a pic!

  • unrepentant

    Well, Christ on a cracker, this sure is interesting. Lord fuck a duck, I just might have to participate in this here blasphemy thingie.

  • Christopher

    Here’s some real blasphemy for the haters:

  • pickypecker
    • BearEyes

      hmmm, boy staring at the”switch” AND both hands are in his pockets.
      hmmmm.

      • It looks like the little girl is fondling the “switch”.

        • LonelyLiberal

          You have to tickle underneath the switch occasionally or the lights won’t stay on.

    • Homo Erectus

      I want.

  • Sk3ptic

    Everybody sing now!

  • MattM

    ___

  • MattM

    International Blasphemy Day?

  • pickypecker
    • Octavio

      If JFK comes back FoMoCo will start producing thousands of 1962 Lincoln Continental convertibles again. And I’ll buy seven of them — one for each day of the week. 🙂

      • Bj Lincoln

        I always wanted a car with my name on it. That would be perfect. I’ll take a pale yellow with white and yellow leather interior please..

        • Octavio

          Good color choices. Of course, even though it’s a convertible you’ll need air conditioning. 🙂

    • Gerry Fisher

      I’m still chortling over this one several minutes after initially reading it. Way to GO!

  • pickypecker
  • pickypecker
    • Gustav2

      40 days and 40 nights of that!

      • Christopher

        Sign. Me. Up.

        • Gustav2

          In the ‘Wilderness?’

    • 2karmanot

      Holy horny S&M

    • Damn! Hotness overload!

      I want this to be a fandom!

    • Christopher

      Ha! That was my avatar on this here website thingy for years!

      I would love to know who’s the artist.

    • ok, i’m SO saving this picture

    • guest

      That horny devil must be a Romulan because Vulcans just aren’t into French kissing. 😁

      • motordog

        You can thank Surak for that…Vulcans were (allegedly) VERY passionate before him. Now they have to save it up for seven years, and on that day you better hide your wife, husband, kids and pets.

    • perversatile

      the after-party

  • pickypecker
    • Jan Wesselius

      Muray: “Joseph, You are NOT the father”

      • BearEyes

        NOW you tell me!

  • Bill T.

    I know this is not blasphemy, but I’ll say it anyway: Fuck the pope.

  • pickypecker
    • 2karmanot

      Mr. Driver took him and Ms Anastasia to the Hamptons.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        I beg your pardon, hang out with a dead carpenter? No honey, no. We broke him out to fix the Chippendale.

        • 2karmanot

          But of course, my mistake.

        • perversatile

          Does he do good work ?
          The marqueterie on the 2nd floor gallery
          is looking a tad dissipated.

    • Glen

      Haha. Consuela. She’s awesome.

  • NotAnApologist

    Still searching for a photo of
    a piece of bacon nailed to a stick.

  • 2karmanot

    Mr. Jeebus:” Sucking the young children come unto me.” Matthew 19-14 Catholic priestly 101.

  • Canadian Observer

    We need an image of currency being consumed by flames… for the Mammon worshipers!

  • delk

  • Glen

    Let us not forget to ream the fuck out of that rancid child-raping piece of shit Mohammed.

  • back when i lived in MI, there was this case. a guy went fishing, and had a boating moment. he was at a public park on the river there. some kids were playing nearby. he swore as he fell out of the boat, really loudly. the park cop arrested him, for “blasphemy.” it’s a law that’s never been officially taken off the books in MI. obviously the SCOTUS ’52 decision is the only one that matters. he eventually went free.

    but think about it. how inconvenient it would be for you, personally. trussed up, hauled down to the station, maybe stood in front of a magistrate, not going home or to work for at least half a day. because “shit!” hurts Teh Children if they hear it. or maybe jeebus doesn’t like that word. i get it confused.

  • Glen

    Equal opportunity child rapists.

    • Michael Senesac

      This one. It’s true.

  • Glen

  • Jeff Chang

    Dear Christians and Muslims,

    Happy Blasphemy Day!

    Credit: Lee Lemon

    • BearEyes

      nice touch with the cock going through the stigmata.

    • Sk3ptic

      I declare this to be the winner for finally finding a use for the nail holes that doesn’t involve guilt.

    • Christopher

      Now THAT’S a handjob!

  • pickypecker
    • B Snow

      HA!

  • Glen

    Okay. ANY depiction of the vile Mohamed is a major blasphemy to the fetid rancid mind of a fundamentalist Muslim. But can anyone top this for most offensive Mohamed depiction?

  • Doug105
  • DaveySF

    some assembly required

    • Homo Erectus

      ..

  • pickypecker
  • pepón

    ¡mecagondios!

  • Octavio

    Huevos con dios, y’all!

    • Smokey

      My late Jewish partner would roll his eyes upward and raise his hands, palms up as a sort of “Oy Vey” gesture. One time he did this and a UCC minister visiting with us said, “What are you doing, weighing god’s balls?” So that became part of our vocabulary.

  • Christopher

    Just sayin’!

    • Glen

      What about pictures of Adam where he has nipples?

      • motordog

        I like the ones where they’re perfectly groomed white people, straight out of a soap opera central casting. Yeah, Adam does look pretty hot there…and I think Jesus agrees…

        • JCF

          Here Kitty-Kitty-Kitty….

        • Dan Robinson

          Why is Jesus not naked?

    • Gianni

      That is curious, isn’t it? Why would they need bellybuttons?

  • PhillyProfessor

    ..

    • Gianni

      😀 That’s the best yet.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “I came here for some blasphemy.”

  • txscotty39

    I hear there will be a new cathedral in Morehead, KY……………………………………………….St. K.D. of the Asinine.

  • BrandySpears

    The religion of pieces and body parts

  • MattPS

    Where can I find that cockroach church cartoon? It’s priceless!

    • motordog

      I’m not positive, but it looks like one of the old “Far Side” cartoons by Gary Larson.

      • perversatile

        Ginger Blah Blah Ginger Blah Blah Ginger Blah Blah

  • Christopher

    And this is why “International Blasphemy Day” is so important:

  • Ramona Love

    fuck Jesus

    I feel accomplished

  • AuntieCol

    Christ on a Cracker!

  • B Snow
  • motordog

  • motordog

    One for the ladies…

  • motordog

  • perversatile

    Yo Mary- I can see our house from up here!

  • Diane Phillipa

    Jesus Christ!

  • JCF

    F#CK ALL CERTITUDE, theist or anti-theist! And that’s my blaspheme, {Edith Anne} :-p~~~~

  • Gianni

    😀 You’ve all outdone yourselves. This is truly the most blasphemous collection I’ve ever enjoyed.

  • 2karmanot

    Hum’un my duly la.